John Malkovich Can't Cope With Aisling Bea's Malaysian Stand Up Story | The Jonathan Ross Show

John Malkovich just wants to know what happened to the chicken...
Original Broadcast Date: 10 September 2016
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[@smokejaguarsix7757]

Absolutely adore her. Where are all the lively Irish girls who like Americans? Sign me up! John is also funny and an amazing actor.

[@phillip8596]

Why are all female comedians so bitter and angry. She seems pretty enough. What's her deal. If I wanted to hear a woman whinge over nothing I'd go talk to my mother in law. Sigh. No offense to the ladies, but some of you really have never taken the "basic manners and social interactions" exam in your development. At all. Even the angirest most violent man will instinctively know that being a sourpuss is not what anybody wants to see.

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Hey, great 👍 vid. I loved the joke 😂

[@LucyAnderson-te8ik]

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[@davidgodfrey4829]

I love how a huge Hollywood star is perfectly happy listening intently to someone else speak and not detract attention from them....except when they need professional rescuing from an impertinent question...sheer class

[@mitchellbooth8435]

a celeb who does not crave attention, rare.

[@mikeg3439]

I worked in Hollywood for 7 years in the 90's (I was no one in particular). The more famous the person, the more automatically they receive that respect, that regard, the attention, so the less hung up they are about it. Some of them are more naturally chill than others about it, but if you wanted a workable rule that described them as a culture, the "inverse respect/demand for respect" rule would work.

[@AGoodEgg_]

Sign of intelligence

[@mikeg3439]

@@AGoodEgg_ that too actually, very true.

[@bumperbrown8226]

yea like Cumberbitch on Graham Norton show recently talking about his really shit cowboy movie....can see on camera he miffed why Norton giving more attention the drag queen....made me giggle

[@mirr1984]

John Malkovich is one of those people who exudes charisma without even doing anything.

[@blargh7571]

That really long pause when he was telling his audition story was a great example. If it were anyone else it would have felt awkward, but I was just sitting here thinking "And then what??"

[@melissawright1979]

I just love him

[@lilitudeamnocte248]

I disagree... I don't find him charming at all, I find him incredibly intimidating; both on screen and off screen. Maybe some people find that alluring.

[@lilitudeamnocte248]

@stuart Munnery No. intuition is an excellent tool to help keep us safe from people/places. Maybe I'd feel differently if I met him in person, but I'd be surprised.

[@armymatters8042]

I don't know who John M is or what he has done, so on face value, on this clip, he comes across to me as quite boring.

[@Freedomlives33]

She's fantastic 😂🤣 John is like the guy you love to chill w but could also be a serial killer 😂🤣

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Noooo well mayybe 🙄

[@threetreasures7698]

And I’m okay with that…

[@lenapatel8783]

Totally

[@MD-uu5nt]

Exactly like his character in Con Air.

[@kimlr-herring]

Lmao

[@emperorpalpatine9851]

Seeing John Malkovich crying with laughter is unusual but unbelievably funny

[@BattShytKuhraezy]

A+

[@rickdeckard1075]

i think he was just literally crying at being trapped on the couch having to listen to this D-lister talk about herself

[@Green28142814]

"...but you'd lost one..." He's actually paying attention. Rare in a celebrity.

[@damhood2033]

well, one could argue, it's because it was about boobs. lol

[@Green28142814]

@@damhood2033 somehow I don't think Malkovich is all that interested in boobs...

[@damhood2033]

@@Green28142814 Well that's a twist!

[@CyberEJ]

It was actually cool to see that they had good chemistry. It would be great if they kept in touch. Don't forget that jack Whitehall keeps in touch with Harrison ford because they both did graham norton together. His story about that with Jenifer Lawrence was hilarious

[@TheScottEF]

@@Green28142814 -- I don't know. I think that's just his affect. He's been married for over 3 decades & has two kids. That's a sh*tload of trying to pass in environment that really wouldn't care if he were gay.

[@PC-iv5so]

I love that the corniest joke is what got him to break.. Malkovich is really one of a kind..

[@shoelacedonkey]

Every single person is one of a kind though... he's not that special.

[@PC-iv5so]

@@shoelacedonkey 😄

[@BattShytKuhraezy]

@@shoelacedonkey holy 💩🥵

[@eoink8219]

I love Aisling Bea ! What an ambassador for Ireland ! So articulate and hilariously funny too well done Aisling !

[@al201103]

Have to say, I haven't met many Irish people who AREN'T ambassadors for their country. Generally very good people.

[@eoink8219]

Nice words as an Irishman thank you !

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Ikr

[@alexanderSydneyOz]

@@al201103 I have met a few, but they compensated by being quite funny :)

[@pj5517]

She's gorgeous as well

[@setaside2]

"I was in Holby City, John. We'll do selfies, later." She's fabulous and I love how he allows her charm to wash across him. They've secretly decided the show is now theirs and Jonathan can fade for all anyone cares.

[@Faithfulservant123]

Were they flirting? I definitely got the sense from her to him. Her hand so close to him on the guest seating, I watched to see if he just might slightly brush against her hand, and no he the gentleman kept his composure.

[@MARTIN-bd7gm]

@@Faithfulservant123 Behave she was just been herself shes a warm friendly gorgeous person , i think you need to get out more .

[@nmg6248]

Hahahaha! So true 🙌🏽 Maybe the best interviews I’ve ever seen ❤️

[@newearthling1111]

@@Faithfulservant123 That's just how Irish people are. They are naturally charming.

[@Chris_Cross]

Jonathan's a guest on their show now

[@ErisRising]

Words I never thought I'd type: Aisling Bea and John Malkovich have GREAT chemistry with each other.

[@rahla53]

Well she tried very hard, I mean not in a bad way, she was very flirtious with him :>)

[@nmg6248]

I didn’t know who she was, but I am an instant fan. And the chemistry was so perfect!

[@planetmartay]

Indeed!

[@nessnness]

She has chemistry with everybody :p

[@marinagace3766]

She is Irish and he is Croatian, so they are keeping up the tradition 😀

[@hano7307]

Every single time I see John Malkovich, I always feel some kind of eerie yet peaceful presence.. he has such a powerful gaze, and the way he looks is almost like he judges each word you utter or movement you make.

[@alexpeter_pen]

Yeah, and they way he talks in enchanting. Like some sort of spell that dazzles you.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

He's like a benevolent Robert California

[@Posseidon1069]

That’s cause he is totally present in YOUR moment when every other celebrity is not interested in your moment but only theirs. Join is listening to Aisling’s interview without a single though about when is it his turn....that’s why he comes across like that cause is a class act and a decent dude.

[@bertplank8011]

Malcovich is actually a rabid zionist and racist....but he keeps that quiet for shows like this.

[@glynthomas6025]

@@bertplank8011 And you got your qualification as a Judge, when? "actually" he isn't. Go back to believing your anti-vaxx conspiracies.

[@aamantium1]

She's one of the few people that can break Malkovichs thespian persona and humanize him.

[@cereal_qilla]

✊👍😆🎞️😂🥹😅

[@Whippy99]

John Malkovich: What a lovely man. Polite, attentive and not afraid to really enjoy the craic!

[@serendipidus8482]

True so many Americans just have zero craic in them.

[@Emefur1]

And v sexy somehow, even at this age :))

[@Whippy99]

@@Emefur1 Agreed! A sense of humour is so attractive isn’t it? 😊

[@eliseintheattic9697]

Why did I love watching John Malkovich watch someone else? He was so intent and polite. Love that guy. And she's hilarious and just really, really beautiful.

[@AnaGonzalez-gk3wk]

Exactly!

[@Ccpkr]

Well said 😊

[@actionmarco8556]

Agreed

[@frogsoda]

That's because everyone wants to step through the tiny door

[@hd591]

You're just being John Malkovich if you love watching John Malkovich watch someone else.

[@Syko1985]

She is like the friend everyone wants. She is hilarious

[@rosswilkinson1022]

Smart, funny, and attractive. I’d be friends with her.

[@thegoodthebadandtheugly579]

Sounds really boring and annoying to me 🤷🏼‍♂️ don’t think would be able to stand her more than 15-30 seconds..

[@bryangreen9672]

WHAT ,,,,,,are you serious ???

[@Bobby.Kristensen]

She's the perfect woman.

[@deejarvisful]

@@thegoodthebadandtheugly579 Chill, that's not going to be a problem.

[@gerardmontgomery280]

As an Irish person I love her, she's doing us proud. As a Northerner I want to hear her accent.

[@lugm1034]

How did she do it?

[@AimeeAimee444]

She’s brilliant! How could you not love her? 💜👍

[@Ndi1st]

she’s a great story teller. Even when it’s long, you’re just hooked.

[@gregmccaw6414]

💯

[@mrm4xim4m]

Meh....😂 little annoying

[@munrosewarne6551]

Irish

[@4Kandlez]

She's Irish, it's in the blood

[@betweentheripples8847]

With her it's always long. Insufferably so.

[@sona7444]

Just to point out the brilliance of Aisling Bea: she made John Malkovitch tear up from laughing. she’s a goddess.

[@ainsbrittain8954]

She isnt funny at all

[@helenscott8202]

ains brittain No one is funny to everyone, no matter who they are.

[@cathalorourke1]

@@ainsbrittain8954 to you, obviously she is to a lot of people judging by most of the comments.

[@Sisterlisk]

Her standup routines don't always go over well, but her conversation, peppered with comedy, is hilarious.

[@gurpwindoo1928]

I can't believe I've never seen her before. She's amazing.

[@milesobrien2694]

Nice deflection on the "Are you single?" question Aisling.

[@DominicPerry777]

@Tabo Beeran 7:11

[@BreifneEarley]

Actually thought John’s response to her saying “I will go out with you!” Was even better. Ask about the irrelevant stupid joke she didn’t finish.

[@TheCasualObservers]

It was a great response to a dumb sexist question. Was he planning to ask her if she was having children too.

[@kjkiefcakes1847]

She is a gem

[@-The-Golden-God-]

@Donald Piniach < The most fun at parties

[@paudeenlee]

I just love her. She reminds me of my Irish grandmother who could have everyone laughing hysterically before Gramma could finish her story.

[@PurushaDesa]

She is like that though isn’t she - an old grandmother trapped in a young person’s body. She has an _old soul_ as some would say.

[@darkale658]

@@PurushaDesa in my experience every young irish person is an old grandmother trapped in a young person's body

[@magnusk5860]

@@darkale658 My eyes jumped from a comment about Being John Malkovich to this and now I'm not sure where I am.

[@chickadddee]

I keep watching from 6:27 to the end, over and over. It's so cute the way John giggles at the absurdity of Aisling's jokes. I don't love all performers, but these folks are gems.

[@sarahholland2600]

I love her, she's just naturally funny. Johns Malkovich's reaction is priceless.

[@fredbeck8011]

Always liked him as an actor and I can see why he is good. He’s a good listener. He and Aisling look like they are on their first date.

[@TexasLadyS]

Someone once stopped the Queen when she was shopping alone in Scotland and told her that she “looked very much like the Queen”. Her response was, “That’s very reassuring.”

[@asuwish7640]

That's hilarious 😂

[@rehanasvideos]

She was very quick witted and sharp.

[@JoHardy-ei1fo]

The Queen would NEVER be allowed to shop on her own - in fact, even not on her own, and her security team wouldn't allow anyone near her anyway. Completely fake.

[@jippyjester]

Two intelligent, articulate and genuinely amusing people. And Jonathan Ross. 🤣

[@jamesbarbour8400]

Ha, you've just listed three things that Jonathan 'Woss' will never be, even if he thinks the opposite is true, about himself !

[@MrMmnngghh]

"Why, What's Wrong Wiv Wossy?" 😂👍

[@melciveng]

John Malkovich falling in love with Aisling Bea like the rest of us

[@TheStevePow]

Her nervousness I suspect from being in such company on that sofa is well channeled to her Irish charm here, steals the show 💚🍀

[@zombieman81]

Aising: "At first I thought I was going to have to get my wops up, but, uhmm" John: "But you lost one" Comic timing genius....

[@bartoni79]

Can you explain the joke?

[@zombieman81]

@@bartoni79 At the start she explained she had a part in a hospital drama playing the part of a woman who'd had an exploding boob job and he was referencing that.

[@bartoni79]

@@zombieman81 ah yes I remember now. Thanks

[@roberthickerty390]

I like the way John is so attentive and interested in Aisling when she explains things to him. Aisling is hilarious and John is one super cool dude.

[@analeticiagallardo2314]

What a funny lass. There was chemistry between her and John you could see it in the way they were constantly shifting to face each others body (well maybe it was mostly her turning towards him) but making John laugh is probably no small feat so well done to her.

[@Indy_21]

What's strange is John Malkovich seems to have the same accent in english and in french. John Malkovich _is_ an accent. I like it. Keeps you on the edge of the seat though, but it's still good.

[@valinorean4816]

yeah, it's called VOICE and his voice is indeed amazing

[@amyboyd5760]

Some can’t do other accents. Ever heard Sean Connery not be Scottish?

[@LM-ch8rh]

Bea has crazy spontaneous come backs!! She's awesome!

[@danieljensen2626]

John just really wants to know what it's like when you've got an exam and your mother takes a chicken to the temple.

[@barrymacdonald1157]

John Malkovich and Aisling Bea should be in a movie together.

[@kieronscully1161]

Bea Aisling John Malkovich

[@jamiejones8424]

Aii a blue movie 🎥

[@Powkiddy]

Looked to me like Aisling wanted to be in bed with John let alone a movie .

[@FieryFlamingFajitas]

They should make a Red 3 and have her in it 🤷‍♂️

[@hd591]

Yes.... make a movie 'Being Aisling Bea'.

[@peterg.1075]

He was just being John Malkovich

[@Lumibear.]

Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch. Malkovitch?

[@elijahrobinson2362]

I see what you did there.

[@spiderprint]

Lumibear Doesn’t he sound like this

[@sg-vp2qg]

Only Aisling Bea could compel me to watch Jonathon Ross. She's so friggin' funny!

[@acorntoicon]

Aisling had me laughing anyway, but I lost it when John was crying laughing. I was in tears myself. That was so funny haha.

[@FrowningIke]

He missed a joke. Should have said his only audition was for Being John Malkovich!

[@borismuller86]

Except that film was written FOR him.

[@OhZordan]

@@borismuller86 Huh. So stating that the only role he had to audition for was a movie that was famously written for him and has his name in the title would be an absurdist subversion of expectations following on a straight faced setup. What do you call those again?

[@cdh79]

@@borismuller86 r/woooosh

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@borismuller86 Nothing slips past you, Boris.

[@mariannecontrino6297]

@@OhZordan I'm sorry to say, but if he didn't get OP's OBVIOUS, "absurdist subversion of expectations following on a straight faced setup", I have little faith in him getting yours.

[@daveyeddie8176]

She's just totally natural, could craic on all day, top stuff.

[@ThirdInLine]

This was legitimately one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen. The dumbest joke got Malkovich to shoulder-shake laugh.

[@allisnotwhatitseems.]

Hot too

[@mediterraneandiet2483]

brian quinn• I saw her first.

[@tonyp8159]

Yes, but behind the "natural" part is years of hard work and skill in comedy, acting, and story-telling.

[@FARID1870]

She is so hilarious! I cant help chuckling all the time listening to her stories! Life of the party indeed!

[@petejones879]

John is Mr Cool.. I love his laid back approach to answering... We don't see him laugh very often so it was good to see him laughing at Aislings stories

[@SumChange]

Aisling and Malkovich being extremely professionally changing the subject when JR asks an inappropriate question.

[@lazynewruc3006]

Agree, was pretty tone deaf from JR 🙄

[@zaftra]

it wasn't inappropriate, it's a chat show.

[@craftyagaming5160]

agreed with both, in the UK esp with british shows u can swear too. and be inappropriate as you'd like, unless its off camera, they probably did a whole hour and like many tv dramas, they cut off 20mins of good stuff and left the rest in, notice this with Graham Norton's talk show lol

[@jimmorrison4163]

Inappropriate if they dodge they topic, appropriate if they did. Is this how this game is played? I call them cowardly for dodging the question, because that’s what it is. The fact they did it so deftly show they are well practiced in dodging difficult questions. Some would call that a lack of integrity.

[@onemondaynight]

I didn't hear an inappropriate question.

[@scottbaxendale323]

John Malkovich was absolutely hysterical in Space Force!

[@jswaggart01]

Scott Baxendale wasn’t he? Great show, I loved it. Can’t wait for more episodes 😋

[@momoes4854]

This is a sign ..i must watch this show.

[@JamesHussain82]

Worth a watch?

[@hobanagerik]

I loved that series, the first episode was a bit so so, but it picked after that for sure.

[@mmmhorsesteaks]

I probably would have stopped watching space force were it not for John Malkovich.

[@ericamcghie8476]

I love these two. I’d watch hours of them hanging out and just talking. They’re both amazing in their own ways.

[@chrisrowe5981]

It’s sweet she looks at him with such respect.

[@bobdoubter2977]

I've never seen John laugh so much. Aisling Bea is a funny lady and beautiful.

[@bobdoubter2977]

@Sam MaloneyREALLY? What EVER do you mean?

[@cathalorourke1]

@Sam Maloney except he ain't getting paid to act here

[@cathalorourke1]

@Sam Maloney To promote whatever they're doing obviously, but they can y'know, be thereselves.

[@kmc8ij1]

I think I can make a pretty good case for Aisling Bea as the beautiful woman alive.

[@Sisterlisk]

He rubbed his eyes a few times. Makes me think he's very tired. Being very tired can make a person giddy or more likely to find something funny.

[@InservioLetum]

"I don't feel seeeexy anymooooore" OMG I can't BREEEEEEAAAATHE

[@jaycuthbert245]

He's so underrated in con air as cyrus the virus. He was so good but it never gets mentioned enough imo

[@laeinea]

Abso-frickin-lutely he is THE reason why I watched it more than once.

[@Tkieron]

@@laeinea "Tell them or the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing around your rotting corpse!"

[@chantalgirard2379]

Scrolled through till I found a mention of this movie. Such a great movie! Watched is recently after a good 5 years and it still holds up.

[@dinger-b2z561]

For whatever reason I had no idea who this woman was, but she's absolutely amazing

[@anitagee3362]

Really? Watch her stand-up it's amazing!

[@glynthomas6025]

@@anitagee3362 Or You Tube. Start by searching for "WILTY".

[@sthompson2839]

Same here! Now I’ve spent part of my morning looking at her standup on KZbin.

[@sthompson2839]

Glyn Thomas Thx for the tip!

[@Jay-we2ek]

How do you not know her, have you watched Tv in the past few years or so?

[@NothingMaster]

Looking like John Malkovich is not difficult. Heck, from certain angles, even Leo Susskind looks like John Malkovich. But No-One could sound like John Malkovich. He’s got one of the most unique voices I’ve even heard. A superb actor, too.

[@rambledogs2012]

I like how J M tried to divert the 'you're single aren't you' conversation.

[@chiyohanson4332]

He was married living in France. Don't know if he still is. He wasn't wearing his ring

[@cheeks6310]

I find the way he talks kinda fascinating. Aisling is a good story teller. Very down to earth

[@jtiem]

They were both so charming together.

[@yumabaker9850]

Hope Aisling got paid well, she carried this whole damn show. Every question he asked her was soooo bad! Lmao love her and John.

[@SapphireZukotu]

She carried because she cut in when he spoke, it was kind of sad to watch actually...

[@Hhhhhh-sz9ud]

Zuzu she’s the guest, she’s there to talk

[@terminalfrost3645]

@@SapphireZukotu it was her interview, he would’ve had his interview before she came on.

[@anitagee3362]

Honestly, I don't even pay any attention to the host but the guests are great

[@betweentheripples8847]

Monopolized the whole damn show is more like it, Malkovich's measured delivery never stood a chance. Like watching a coked-up tap dancer stomp a meditating monk.

[@80s_kid.]

John malkovich in Red and Red 2, one of my favourite movie characters of all time, he's brilliant..

[@BrianTanLive]

The "Chicken at the Temple" joke has been FOUND! ->>> kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmazeYatetdjhtE

[@tavishurn2585]

She's describing a sort of Malaysian Michael McIntyre.

[@foekist7312]

lol

[@richgl31]

foekist or not as the case may be....

[@Charlieb82]

Rather than the normal asian Michael McIntyre 😂

[@Mrbluesplayer43]

@@Charlieb82 both not funny

[@strutherhill]

yes, but with talent.

[@gaffawebber]

Everything she says is hilarious. What a great storyteller!!!

[@zizimycat]

Aisling Bea is brilliant. I could listen to & watch her for hours. Her humour is the best.

[@AJR-zg2py]

I've never heard of this woman before I clicked the video... and now I'm in love omg she's so beautiful, witty and charming. Not many people can make Malkovich break like that - he has a very "thespian" persona which some people can find very stiff and intimidating. But Aisling makes the man seem more human than how people see him and I adore that.

[@jenniferlawrence1372]

Check out Taskmaster Series 5 here on KZbin. She’s on it and she’s wonderful.

[@philessexuk]

They are both so similar to each other. Aisling is hilarious and so infectious, her humour feels so natural, it's a true reflection of her own personality, she is like it on stage too, John is naturally funny too, and like Aisling, he doesn't try either >.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Best response to “Are you single?”

[@herogebrial]

Yes! She's also single as f

[@kurtsudheim825]

Not really considering he's married, so it's a valid q he wants to go with somewhere

[@Hhhhhh-sz9ud]

Kurt Sudheim Yeah but it’s not really any of the press’s business.

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@Hhhhhh-sz9ud if you're a celeb, it is

[@heckandahalf1634]

@@kurtsudheim825 fair, but that doesn't make it less intrusive nor should any celebrity have to answer stupid press questions like that

[@seenunseenr855]

So clear she’s completely in aw of John and how much chemistry I felt personally from the two. How she made John cry in laughter. Wow. This is a point in two peoples lives where they meet and either they take the chance or don’t. It was nice to see that moment in two peoples lives. He did seem to recognize this woman can make him laugh. Amazing. 🥰

[@peterolsen9131]

have a look at .43 secs , she has her hand turned almost backwards "pointing" at john's crotch, she probably didnt even realize she was doing it , body language is very telling, and she is leaning towards him as well, another sign of " i want you" spotting these signs makes it easier to get girls if you get good at it....

[@sageartchannel3363]

@@peterolsen9131 girls sometimes, on your occasion, surely point out crotch only to speak with that as they might realize you are one of those whose brain s down there.

[@neuuser7071]

I did not feel the same energy as you. Friendly but not more than friendly.

[@1974greymalkin]

John Malkovich is by far one of my favorite actors. I would love to see him play more scary psychotic roles. He has a very odd delivery that can be quite off putting. I think he would play the role fantastically.

[@bodyofhope]

The next Hannibal Lector

[@SquirrelNutkins]

Have you seen Dangerous Liaisons?

[@janetlieb2507]

He is wonderful in Mary Reilly!♥️

[@aljones75]

Like in Con Air, so good in that

[@ThunderPants13]

She is hysterical, love her.

[@blademanx]

this is an interview though hard to tell

[@richardsutcliffe6994]

This Woman has matured into a really really good entertainer, 7 months after this interview she has gone from strength to strength.

[@carpathianhermit7228]

You gotta learn how to present yourself lol Say some zany memes

[@annafeatherston9216]

Lolol strength to strength always makes me think of Alan Partridge. 😂

[@waynepolo6193]

Aisling Bea seems like the exact kind of crazy for John Malkovich

[@CS-pi5oc]

I’ve enjoyed this interview so much that this is my third viewing. Love Johns laugh.

[@jpg7186]

To be clear, while doing work in Toronto in 2013 Malkovich 'saved the life' of an elderly man after 77-year-old Jim Walpole fell and cut his neck open...a real mensch. Sure hope we get to see more of Aisling also!

[@MrTimjm009]

John Malkovich always sounds like he´s been sedated

[@annbest7453]

I know you wanna say, hurry up!!!...

[@protato2085]

He was mute for a big part of his life.

[@Milamberinx]

@@protato2085 you just need to turn the TV up

[@MarioMario-cd8qr]

Lucky guy.

[@MDelorean]

He is just being himself

[@rhyannon8843]

At one point I was a bit like “come on John, speed up” because I’m so used to talking fast and hearing people speak quickly. My country folk (the Welsh) like to speak ridiculously fast some times. It’s a breath of fresh air and quite calming to actually encounter someone who speaks more slowly. The irritation soon ebbs away and my soul and heart is calmed 💚

[@jodie5211]

I'm welsh and felt the same 🤦‍♀️

[@brooke-d]

Is there anything more uplifting than John Malkovich laughing? 🤣

[@janetlieb2507]

♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@darthudd6721]

The look of frozen "me too" terror on Jonathans face when she said, I will not go out with you I thought I was on this show by merit.

[@rw80]

And than completely ignoring JR for a while. :-)

[@eswift8318]

John is either not a jerk who interrupts women when they speak, or he's like the rest of us and could liksten to Aisling all day.

[@A_Salted_Fishe]

Bit of both - John's a gentleman and Aisling is charming af

[@mrharvest]

Reading the body language coming from Asiling towards John, she would deffo go out with him. But to be fair, so would I.

[@hmu05366]

That’s sexist

[@JakkFrost1]

Not a jerk who interrupts _people_ when they speak, you mean.

[@jimbojones8208]

Why not both?

[@isabellaangeline2175]

I’m starting to fall in love with Aisling. She’s such a gorgeous delight.

[@mistybehaviours]

She is effortlessly funny, love it.

[@drizer4real]

Her charm is like powerfull magic, resistance is futile, she has those two grown men in the palm of her hand🤣 effortlessly

[@AnonyMous-zy4wu]

Really?

[@artisan002]

My dear god, she's adorable.

[@kellyfrombelgium]

You sound like John Malkovich

[@artisan002]

@@kellyfrombelgium I wonder if it's fun being him. He's so low key, I can never tell what annoys him or what softly amuses him.

[@marvinthemonster7524]

She’s annoying.

[@mydadscompany]

Uuuuugh, yeah

[@shahnair89]

"i was on this show by merit.." lolol

[@teresafoster5818]

John Malkovich one of the most under rated actors of our time LOVE HIM

[@onurbingol6498]

You must be high, who said he is under rated. One of the Hollywood icon you are talking about please be respectful.

[@teresafoster5818]

@@onurbingol6498 Improve your Reading Comprehension the word Underrated means not Valued or Respected enough.

[@onurbingol6498]

@@teresafoster5818 was joking woman 🤣🤣🤣. After than ,they keep saying our IQ level same level. 🤪🤪🤪

[@Spikespeak]

Malcovich underrated? By who??

[@KIMBERLYKIRKABY]

I must comment on this he is so revered and respected when he comes into a room or on set it's like parting of the seas and everyone just like puts her back to the wall and let the king stroll through he's amazing I fell in love with him when he did dangerous liaisons and you bought it that he was the sexiest most desirable person on the planet he's so good and he is he's got "IT" there hasn't been one person that I've come across when I say I find him to be the sexiest person alive everyone gets it and it's called the it factor he has it his voice is in toxicating He IS DELICIOUS YUMMY! 😜

[@artlopes9463]

Love the Irish woman. Sense of humor that could get a laugh during the apocalypse.

[@RollingThunder69]

The funniest story he ever told was someone who insisted on doing their impersonation of John, but instead did Christopher Walken.

[@enidkapelsen3694]

I’ve watched this multiple times, she’s still hilarious.

[@Slowhand871]

She is the type of person you always want to be around.

[@siriosstar4789]

until you realize that it's all about her and you don't exist .

[@erikfrankfurt4650]

@@siriosstar4789 Yeah. I'm finding her to be quite annoying.

[@jayroland7267]

Delightful , apart from not STFU for a millisecond.

[@lordbushmills3089]

@@siriosstar4789 perfect bit of observation there!

[@lordbushmills3089]

Collecting her sweat? 😳

[@andracatheduckking257]

"did she hand me ham?" lmaoooo this killed me

[@lisafanninghowe]

The juicy sound effects got me..😆

[@lismarcel]

"I AM HAM" 😂😂

[@missy-gb3ld]

It was disgusting and hilarious

[@dmontes133]

She is hilarious! Great personality , funny, and gorgeous!

[@RCola1217]

Is it just me, or would Aisling and John be great in a movie together 🥰?!

[@Dedalus11973]

Just you

[@ziveisenstodt7419]

Holy crap this is the first time I've seen Aisling she's instantly one of the funniest comedians I've seen

[@slothboy1501]

This was good. Imagine how much better it would have been if it were the graham Norton show.

[@creativequeen8371]

I thought exactly the same.

[@nicolaablett7790]

ha ha

[@addo2419]

Me too, I kept thinking that!

[@Dextrome]

imagine how much better it would have been if it were the graham Norton show with different guests

[@HishSwish]

I wasn’t sure how good Aisling would be at acting then when I saw her rejection of Johnathon Ross that was amazingly executed 😂

[@JBond-zf4dj]

Watch This Way Up. Great show with Aisling.

[@bexk8]

Check out "Living with yourself"...It's AWESOME!

[@KungfooBucket]

7:11

[@gailtaylor1636]

I've watched The Fall all the way thru several times and never recognized her. She was great. But the whole cast was stellar.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

No acting required for that. Her Birmingham accent was spot on though.

[@philliptemple4534]

I tried watching Aisling doing stand-up and I don't find her funny. But whenever she gets into a social environment such as a panel show or an interview she just transforms into this incredibly witty and funny person. She is amazing! If I was ever asked "If you could invite anybody in in the world to a dinner party..." question she would be the first person to pop into my mind. Absolutely incredible talent and love her to bits. Put her into the right environment and she will flourish. I hope she will grace our screens for years to come. Phillip.

[@HappyGothGal]

During John's outtro story he said a punchline that I thought would make the audience erupt in laughter! Dead silence. No one wants to miss a word. He's such a great actor!

[@Wiltac]

"I AM THE HAM!" haha

[@desbarros64]

PMSL...." Did she just hand me Ham?" 😂😆😂😆

[@aanunkitch2426]

I love her so much. Genuine, funny, beautiful and so down to earth.

[@kobihab1039]

This is such a strangely perfect combination of people for an interview

[@Buckblacket]

She is probably the most naturally funny person I've had the pleasure of watching.

[@pauljones5072]

U need to get out more

[@Buckblacket]

@@pauljones5072 you need to do every one a favour and stay in more...

[@pauljones5072]

@@Buckblacket I see you're about as funny as her. There's nothing naturally funny about her whatsoever, she tries too hard to be funny and it's just cringeworthy

[@Buckblacket]

@@pauljones5072 it took you four weeks to come back with absolutely nothing.

[@pauljones5072]

@@Buckblacket ok babe

[@theangrygamer895]

"The next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse" I love john Malkovich,what a legend and such a talented actor.

[@anyexpat]

Killed more men than cancer

[@kimberlycouhig9012]

Just introduced that film to my son the other week.

[@treewizdom6093]

Aisling Bea is hilarious! She handled herself well with John Mac seated next to her. No obvious nerves...

[@burrdaddy]

Malkovich is brilliant in any dram but an absolute comedy god.