JONAH VASQUEZ.EXE

[@Ali-su2zx]

I need more hello gamers in my life

[@Deyivex]

Sussy Patrick

[@Starrfortythree]

Make it a text message notification.

[@Deyivex]

@@Starrfortythree (Sussy Patrick) hey bro i think i wanna tell you somting i liek you🤰

[@Starrfortythree]

@@Deyivex 😝✌️

[@kevinsaldana512]

@@Deyivex Dead By Daylight

[@FlipflopB]

2:25 JRM: Makes fun of killer for walking into a wall while blind Also JRM: *Runs directly into wall*

[@Stephen_King05]

Number 10: The doorbell licker had me 😂😂

[@sleepyhead8192]

Anytime chills is used for comedy i smile inside

[@Stephen_King05]

@@sleepyhead8192 yessir

[@KnotKT88]

It's hilarious when he puts audio clips of Chills in his videos 🤣🤣

[@geezy12310]

Looool

[@tuxedocat820]

2:26

[@rhiannonhayes9293]

Them flashlight saves were pretty godly especially the boon one

[@zackmash851]

yeah that CJ was too nice

[@zachforluck1374]

Those zombie voiceovers never fail to make me laugh🤣

[@danaward9975]

“We either escape as a team, or not at all” words well said my friend 🥺

[@TarterSAWSE]

I love knowing there are people like you that leave no one behind. Makes me feel less bad when I leave my teammates behind for that JUICY escape

[@rarestparrot547]

Same lol

[@FlamableDrip5]

I’d rather save my teammates and die than get mmr just to deal with more ruin corrupt tinkerer

[@rarestparrot547]

@@FlamableDrip5 Well low MMR gets you face campers so ig u have to pick ur poison

[@randyramnarine]

@@rarestparrot547 you either die a hero, or watch yourself turn into the villain

[@epiksar]

@@rarestparrot547 the difference is that low MMR killers are supposed to be worse than you, so it'll be even harder for them to get you on a hook to camp in the first place.

[@JaylinKue]

Ever since she came out, my noise making has come in handy 🤣 🤣 I love making artist noises 🤣

[@ThrowAway_462]

I can't stop imitating her WAAAAA when she summons birds lmao

[@BenjaminHari]

OMG the editing was hilarious! 😂 Thank you for great video and laughs man. ❤️

[@alejandromujica7914]

I legitimately died when he said "Ohno he's got a brain that sucksz!" LMAO

[@pikachugotchu578]

3:02 oh no haha classic, great work James

[@patricka8027]

2:25 Hearing chills has me dying

[@Aft_0n]

No way JRM mentioned TranZit the greatest map ever

[@braddsfx8921]

Clearly der an fang is the best map ever

[@tomtu6733]

Facts

[@Auszug]

THE Autohaven Wreckers

[@boyo24511]

@@braddsfx8921 now this guy gets it! I love playing a map with no easter egg because I can just focus on rounds! But wait! You can barely round up bc of the shitty portal idea

[@braddsfx8921]

@@boyo24511 woohoo I love fighting ten zombies at once and going to spawn with hundreds of machine gun wielding brutuses 😄

[@reformedfridge9578]

Always love your editing mate. So much fun chaotic energy, great video!

[@SireK0zy]

Why do I keep seeing Steven Seagal (the bearded version) when I look at Jonah's face?

[@SaVaGeGiiRL]

These scream mimics are killing me lmao 🤣 and the high pitched voice 👌🏼😩 *chefs kiss*

[@sterbenvier2701]

Such a faithful teammate to go back for others. I would not try to save them if I had a purple beamer or green key

[@YetiIsW]

ngl when he said "extra extra!" (3:41) I though he was gonna finish it with "come and get your demi plays"

[@GDQ]

I don't have any friends and your videos are the only thing that makes me happy. Thank you so much ❤

[@themoralcompass4185]

I’m in your exact position ❤️❤️ friend :)

[@matthewcochrane9499]

I’m also part of the no friend gang

[@themoralcompass4185]

you guys have Snapchat or something, Instagram?

[@TarterSAWSE]

I’m sure JRM has a discord. You should make friends there!

[@xxunstablexx8843]

Same

[@enzi87]

"Best tree in the game? Worst tree in the game..." I love your videos so much LMAO

[@thaoriginal]

2:25 OMG 😂😂😂

[@beepbeepsheep2732]

Thanks for making this video 10 min long so I could watch it on my break at work, you're a real one for that

[@vern_dc]

"Big spins" *goes down* "NO!!!"

[@PixelTrainer.]

1:03 "Whenever a teammate misses a skillcheck it *eeeeeeeeeeeeeee*"

[@We1rdp3rs0n]

3:25 ahem😂🤣

[@nr6fg249]

1:03 *starts explaining perk* also jrm "EEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@memeavengerinnit69000]

7:47 sheeesh mega juicer

[@tawnylawns]

I laugh so much from your videos :> Thanks so much, James. Your content is the best, that includes the non dbd stuff. Want more of those too!

[@Amelia-oq3ie]

The auto haven wrecker and we have the 00:04 Lady

[@Afrexxx]

lmaooo 2:17

[@catsucat]

"But i am all down for a cheeky hole play my man" 😳😳😳

[@thatacepanda]

In the dungeons and dragons lore. You're alignment is definitely Chaos/Good. And I am all for it 😂😂

[@MrFusion]

7:13 didn't expect that reference

[@grahamcracker84]

Love everything you do sir, keep up the great work! But don't be afraid to take a break whenever you need it, your viewers will be there for you whenever, much love gamers

[@LeElden]

This just made my day saying another post from you no matter what video I always just want to watch

[@almz_]

Holy shit dude nice CJ! Always enjoy ur vids bro ;)

[@KnotKT88]

You get me every single time you put a clip of Chills in your video JRM 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lurkeying]

1:03 REEEEE

[@EmoXboyX]

LMAO every time James makes the sounds like the artiest it kills me XD

[@MrNevilPL]

Not gonna lie i love ur editing, usually i just enjoy watching the content but u my friend make me laugh

[@amanyask4431]

2:26 And he discovered a new invention as well.. A tires!! 2:29

[@xdreameri3547]

Y’all notice since the boom totems the totems spots got shittier? Also has anyone ever had a boon totem perk and couldn’t find a totem as if they never spawned? The whole thing is weird af lol

[@lachesisshun8012]

I thought hearing JRM imitating the Plague was the funniest thing ever. But that was before I watch him facing the Artist!

[@KungFuMonkeyy]

7:43 was impressive ngl

[@anonymbleiben5348]

Hey JRM. Ich bin ein grosser fan :D ich spreche deine sprache nicht aber ich verstehe sie xD daher sage ich dir auf deutsch : du bist der geilste: alles gute und auf weitere 1000000 videos frendo

[@therealsamtheman]

I studied German ages ago, I think you said "Hey JRM. I am a big fan. I don't speak your language but I understand it, so I'll say this to you in German: you are the greatest: here's to the next 1000000 videos frendo" Ich studierte Deutsch im Schule x

[@anonymbleiben5348]

@@therealsamtheman translated really well 😊 that's exactly what I wrote 😄 German is a very versatile language nice that you learned it once. Thank you for your videos and also for the answer. That made me very happy 😊 keep it up

[@alpys1841]

They way you say auto haven wreckers is just soothing to my ears

[@LadyYuri84]

"The best 🌳 in the game... the worst tree in the game" lol

[@mustangs1140]

Dopamine to brain when I hear hello gamers and boon 😂

[@mouithecat7938]

JRM do a hello Gamers compilation

[@danaward9975]

@ 7:45 my dude is a mad man!

[@shirohake]

Number 10 the doorbell licker *then JRM proceeds to taste some tyres* 👀😅

[@mrmontgomery_8815]

I honestly forgot Jonah and The Artist came out a few days ago, I haven’t seen a single Jonah player and have faced her once on release day.

[@themr999TV]

I love how youve named the zombies😂😂

[@alynar_]

that CJ was insane, great move gamer

[@dbdgamer1223]

Number 10 the doorbell licker 😂 has me laughing every time

[@oligodfrey8414]

when your pizza rolls are done

[@444.am.thoughts]

This was pretty good 🤣👏🏼

[@quadrusty3583]

#10 the doorbell licker good one lol

[@Kotten-Pride]

I got downed by a nemesis whip which activated exponential. When I recovered I had bugged speed and outran him like infinite sprint burst

[@florianberisha8773]

Ahhhhh that autohaven wreckerzzz i fucking love it

[@chrisduplessis9248]

yo JRM you are such a good youtuber and i am such a big fan

[@UncleHattan]

You are always saying cute stuff that’s why I love watching you

[@HorseyPorsey]

"Number 10, the doorbell licker" made me laugh so hard and it woke my girlfriend up😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yujin_sumeragi]

Alternate reality JRM, when starting this video, said "HELLO, GAMERS!"

[@widm0]

jonah is literally guy fieri

[@Rahul-kl1hm]

The tranzit reference though. 👌

[@12cyberninja]

godly saves. i love your videos.

[@Jroark38]

Zombo: notices survivor owo Nemo: notices zombo notice surviver OwO

[@ponglenis9273]

„Aaah sandra can you just please go back to TranZit“ I literally died mate. God tier Black ops 2 reference We need a cod zombies chapter, with the panzersoldat or margwa as killer. And another zombies passive like nemi

[@I_LoveBubbas]

imagine the margwa being able to set up those purple teleportation flames, that would be awesome

[@julesduchamps7958]

Love the bo2 zombie tranzit reference

[@hatasa9804]

Ah yes, Jonah Vacuum

[@Lexi-iq6bm]

The aaaaaaaaaaahhhrrr lady

[@Kingomegared]

"number 10, the doorbell licker" the guy on that channel (which I refuse to name) has one of the most annoying voices you'll ever here. But this time I was laughing my ass off. God bless the placed voice line 😅

[@anautonomous5151]

love the BO2 tranzit reference, that map was otrocious, I still loved it tho😁👍

[@skrattandeankan6951]

Jrm🐐

[@Hunko115]

Wouldn't Iron Maiden be good for the Artist to counter more skilled survivors that know about the locker trick?

[@dardade3277]

it probably would, although it wouldn't make much difference if the survivor is already injured at that point

[@Hunko115]

@@dardade3277 ye of course but at the start of the chase it could almost be like a poor mans haunted grounds + extra info/ preasure the survivors to not use lockers.

[@noahalarik339]

THE AUTOHAAVEN WRECKEAAAAAS

[@andrewbaiocco304]

always a good day when i see one of those thumbnails

[@FlipflopB]

Totally forgot that lockers remove the birds. I will definitely be incorporating that into my games now

[@sephyreim6730]

i'll be calling this man guy fieri til i die

[@sophiekuiper842]

Beautiful poetic ending my man

[@phillipflute2368]

How dare you start a video without the "Hello Gamers" ?? I even said that, but was left hanging. lol

[@missjeanne4246]

02:27 "Naamber tenn the door bell LICKER ~~~~" 🤣🤣 I forgot his Channel.

[@drew3494]

I feel like this new exhaustion perk would be fun paired with vigil and dead hard

[@edoardomaresca]

This dude teach me all things on this game. ❤

[@mr.whoknows3810]

Whenever our teammates misses a skill check it eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@saifhassanalmuhannadi8466]

IM EARLYYYYYYYY OMGGG HIIII IM A BIg fan ur the best I watch ur vids 24/7 I watched like 30 in a week

[@doctorscalling9479]

Damn JRM you pulling up some juicers!

[@pryoxis5082]

"Go back to Tranzit" 💀

[@aashishnair6980]

Oh yeah

[@1ukas0]

JRM = funniest dbd creator

[@s66733]

Cleanest cj save I’ve ever seen

[@7131lexie]

The commentary kills me 🤣

[@Matt-wg3yb]

Played a solo q round with a Jonah named "Flavor Town" and now all I see is a mexican Guy Fieri.

[@roiayildiz3830]

And we have the new aaaaaaaa lady 😂😂

[@Squrriel.12k]

100/100 impression

[@wenkeyu6848]

The Jonah Vasquez Monster

[@reeepng8248]

Papa JRM returns with another banger 😈 jrm you teach me how to play survivor better 😎

[@Warfiend]

Those fuckin edits with that monotone ass narrator KILL ME lmfao, "Number 10, the doorbell licker"

[@mangattack5302]

JUST HEAL! it was lowkey triggering lol