Trump's Suing, Biden's Running, Elon's Buying

It's Yom Kippur and head writer Ian Karmel is hard at work atoning for the fact that he is hard at work. Then James jumps into the news of the day including revelations that Trump himself packed one of the boxes of documents sent back to the National Archives, rumors that Biden told Al Sharpton he's running for re-election in 2024, and word that Elon Musk is considering buying Twitter for $44 billion dollars just to avoid going to trial. Then a story about Hidden Valley Ranch merchandise leads James to confront executive producer Rob Crabbe about his decision to keep the story and it's lackluster punchlines in the monologue.
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[@katecosettevocals]

I love James' social media lockout idea!!! That's amazing! Also I love when they play up how bad a joke will be because it just takes a bad joke and makes it the funniest of the monologue 😂😂😂

[@robert7645]

no, it was just plain bad

[@nbbim2012]

Agent Orange is only suing CNN because he knows he can't pay the $250 million lawsuit from NY AG Letitia James HAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AbidingDude420]

He’s in debt, bigly

[@elizabethalkenbrack8767]

8 years may seem like a long time for you, (absolutely for a President) but it's not nearly long enough for us fans who love you James

[@mkilptrick]

I'm really going to miss these guys. It is my favorite comedy show.

[@robertahubert9155]

Johnny Carson hung in there for 30 years, and James thinks 8 years is long?

[@eternalskeptic]

He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he must be indicted.

[@randomname4726]

That was great until the last line which didn't rhyme at all! Just Kidding 😀

[@annmariehinds6932]

Love it

[@teresitauy3692]

Loved it .

[@jedreston]

buy instagram and remove the goddamn reels and just return it to old Instagram and not a cheap knockoff of tiktok.

[@wendydarling5790]

James wisely did not follow up by asking the youths if they know who Alanis is. We might not like the answer.

[@barbarachandler4430]

Great monologue heading, the monologue to go with it!

[@Prettygirlcn5]

9:10-10:42 That's what makes this show so funny! I love the realness 😂

[@fifthhoven]

Literally every single late show host does this kind of banter, although it's often used to pretend someone is super special.

[@asteverino8569]

I have disliked Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing for many years and it just keeps getting worse! Thanks, James and all.

[@Lenore4Evermore]

I am starting therapy in 3 weeks over this show ending. Isn't it ironic :)

[@Prettygirlcn5]

👏😅

[@AdamWestish]

@@Prettygirlcn5 don'cha think?

[@mejohnsart]

Yes! The purple suit ❤

[@LaPtiteAnglaise]

America. Please keep him there… Things are depressing enough for us over here. 🇬🇧

[@EricTheRea]

This show was perfection with no audience. It's crazy how their presence has somehow lowered the energy.

[@NandiCollector]

That's why this is the last season with James.

[@kaylamckeon4254]

This show is great you don’t get good comedy

[@RusstheTroubadour]

@@NandiCollector His choice.

[@Tao_Tology]

Because the interactions and energy isn't coming from anything spontaneous, it's 'whoooooooo!'

[@Ginric99]

@@kaylamckeon4254 no the audience interrupt it, they are trying to be part of the show and so do things to get on camera. (Pointing guy the other day). It has also reduced the banter between the writers, cameramen etc.

[@robertahubert9155]

The Rams taking that guy down was the best moment in football history! GO RAMS😂😂😂😂

[@franciscovarela7127]

Delete Twitter. Great idea!

[@jennifercamille16]

I like that James knows this song.

[@benzaiten933]

I really love this "I don't give a fuck anymore so let's have fun!" energy!"

[@spritals]

James called it!

[@fdoe9184]

Hate to disagree, but irony would be:. Afraid to fly, so you take a train. Then a plane crashes into it.

[@joanne4758]

The audience was a bit ho hum when it came to cutting twitter. I love the idea of equal time on and off computers.

[@neil_patel]

What's ironic is that that song is not ironic.

[@gamerleal9265]

Why do people not see that?? So depressing that they don't realize that?? Here is a quote said by her: “For me the sweetest moment came in New York when a woman came up to me in a record store and said, ‘So all those things in ‘Ironic’ aren’t ironic.’ And then she said, ‘And that’s the irony.’ I said, ‘Yup.’”

[@neil_patel]

@@gamerleal9265 it’s basically an ironic song. Not a song about irony. Isn’t that ironic?

[@gamerleal9265]

@@neil_patel I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's ironic that people who say they know what irony is, don't.

[@neil_patel]

@@gamerleal9265 Or is that you observing stupid people? 🧐

[@kaylamckeon4254]

The hot tub joke was bad but it was you who made me laugh

[@vgverog]

The title "ironic" is the irony.

[@karenwitzmann6522]

Love your accent James.

[@Batman-ol6mk]

That dude at the game was wild as heck and I was watching the game yesterday and I was like imagine if they sign this dude on for the next Tight end or something coz he was chuffing 😂😂

[@dhotnessmcawesome9747]

Which is odd... Because, I mean... go watch him again... Then immediately afterward cue up "Bevis and Butthead running" or "Mr. Burns running". It's the same weird run. Sheldon Cooper even. It's the kind of run where you'd be sure he'd get two steps and be put down. Also... he's looking like he's going to find a way out. Are you kidding me? There is NO WAY OUT now... man... POW!!!!! Right in the head with a big meaty arm. Awesome... best play of the night. He could have had it.

[@1ne475]

Thats so ironic, that they didn't know the song.

[@themoneypromethod465]

Don’t you think?

[@gamerleal9265]

Why don't people realize that?? Here is a quote said by her: “For me the sweetest moment came in New York when a woman came up to me in a record store and said, ‘So all those things in ‘Ironic’ aren’t ironic.’ And then she said, ‘And that’s the irony.’ I said, ‘Yup.’”

[@magicyeti9782]

James is awesome I’ve always loved this show. He however seems a little unsettled, I hope with that video that recently came out about him hasn’t affected him

[@lagnok]

what video?

[@Strykar86]

Domino's Steak Fanatic Pizza Couch is the only pizza couch you should ever spend that much on.

[@s.o.s.exploration2412]

Sux 2 be the lawyer... He's out of a horse! 🐎

[@jrogue3710]

I don’t know what’s crazier, the design of that Ranch room or the fact there is someone that exists that loves Ranch THAT much and also had a team of people that said “yes, yes we’ll fully make and promote this home decor line.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@ayoub.3939]

Why was the guy running with pink flare

[@neen42]

you aren't from the Midwest, are you?

[@SevenHunnid]

My dawg, I’m 20 years old & mexican , grinding hard to get out the hood, I can’t be 30 with nothing to show for so i smoke weed on my youtube channel 😭

[@ayoub.3939]

@@neen42 lol no

[@teddybearington3]

💕💕💕

[@judithhoward101]

Timer ❤

[@cinderellacharmed6988]

Yes ironic

[@peaceamani4186]

Ironic... i am old!!!

[@sterling8298]

I hate advertisements and commercials with a Passion. I would vote for Reggie Watts to buy Instagram and get rid of all the ads. I think it should be a law that all social media get rid of their ads. Or at least give you a way to turn all ads off forever.

[@a.c.2742]

Ahhhhh…… James you are a treasure!

[@allistergraham6704]

Did you see Sunnyv2's newest video? 😄

[@a.c.2742]

@@allistergraham6704 yup, didn’t change my mind. That was a lifetime ago.

[@allistergraham6704]

@@a.c.2742 Fair enough, but national treasure is a bit much considering... Unless he's your personal national treasure lol

[@a.c.2742]

@@allistergraham6704 wait… wait, didn’t say national. But I do have an enormous amount of respect for him!

[@allistergraham6704]

@@a.c.2742 Jesus Christ.. I was certain you used the word national, my brain somehow inserted it, my bad!

[@lady-disdain]

I’m 20 and I learned about that song from English class 😬

[@suezq809]

I absolutely Love it!

[@AhKiOye]

4:20 This was the best idea and it deserved more

[@michaelsanders4104]

Who wrote the hot tub joke?

[@RohanGiven]

Good Idea for social media companies to get bankrupt

[@Mini_King]

James! Can you please set up a meeting between post malone and me? I’m such a big fan

[@christopherbedford9897]

Hey one thing you don't ever want to do is tackle someone carrying a smoke grenade. Those things are toxic, but worse still they stink something awful and they stain your clothes in a way there's no coming back from. None at all 😝

[@YeeSoest]

Every now and then...just like a song, a sports headline comes out that feels specifically dated the day they appear! How do you do it, America? Example: Football players help reel in animal rights streaker. Or: Baseball player allegedly cheats by using hair product as adhesive. Those things feel like they should be from the mid-70s or so and yet they both happened recently for the first time? Like...how? It's the 24k magic of sports news, retro but modern

[@davequist7710]

Amazing ironic joke.

[@SVent1981]

On the spot, Reggie Watts. Good answer.

[@Mariama.Thioye]

Divorces, heavy slaps, hurricanes... I mean she must be excellent

[@kevynm666]

Definitely should've cut that story.

[@AllysonKing]

What story lol

[@danielledavis9335]

@@AllysonKing He's referring to when Cordon said "I told you we should have cut that story!" At 9:12

[@LaSnob711]

I know the song.....

[@Kevynmorgan]

Reggie you Gat my support

[@8arrows]

I think ranch dressing, mayonnaise, sour cream, cream cheese, cottage cheese, is gross.

[@scottpetersen9660]

Am going 2 miss James

[@AdamWestish]

So freaking hilarious! Underrated as Seth Meyers, Trevor and Amber!!

[@reneeelias9514]

Lets start a rumor James isnt leaving then maybe he won’t.

[@mcfishyfirst253]

#moneyisfake

[@yonderstardhar8055]

Yea looking at you, you resemble someone.. very familier...

[@eileenrobinson8014]

Was that su-weeing?

[@SKGCARDS]

😂😂😂😂

[@knivesfrancois]

Crazy right ?

[@ContactResearch]

Thumbs down 👎 on the “Honey mustard hot tub “ joke a hot dog bun hammock would be cool 😎

[@SVent1981]

The honey mustard hot tub joke somehow delivered worse than absolute dead pan. Everyone that heard it has now become 5% less happy. It was the inverse of what a joke is. I'd literally rather have heard a joke about hobo masterbation. Lol 😅😆

[@sam91832]

Why does James corden talk like that. That's not his natural voice.

[@katieb0ness]

yessss reggie knows what the IG users want!!

[@Mariama.Thioye]

Can I be a model without satanism, I am healing narcissism

[@teresitauy3692]

Trump must be getting low on cash .

[@hivam3829]

#زن _زندگی_ازادی Women Life Freedom

[@sreace723]

Reggie needs to buy IG!!! I'm loving his idea!! I also agree with James about apps being locked after using them.

[@ShannonJacobs0]

Why do complaints about the increase in annoying KZbin ads get more reactions than substantive comments? Theory 1: Paid trolls? But why? Theory 2: Commissions for AdBlockers? Naw, too weird, but also unethical and ineffective. Theory 3: KZbin wants profits! ROFLMAO. No theory: KZbin is more and more annoying. Please tell me about a better video website.

[@cupidstunt22]

Corden's going

[@harrybruijs2614]

The 49ers didn't interfere with it, why did those Rams do. In fact it was a limit on his first amendment rights.

[@leifjohnson617]

"Raunch" dressing? Really?

[@sweiland75]

Raunch dressing.

[@QueenWms]

Bernie for President!

[@Scorpy666]

Bernie is garbage, just like biden.

[@Scorpy666]

I wouldn't let bernie stand alone in a kitchen.

[@QueenWms]

@@Scorpy666 No need to be mean 🙄

[@Scorpy666]

@@QueenWms i'm not mean. I'm being real. They belong in elderly care. Half the time people like bernie and biden don't even know who or where they are. Hell, I wouldn't let them drive a car, let alone want them to run a country. I'm not insane.

[@Asegh]

Or as Trump calls that Cohen, or another words beef with one of the 12 tribes

[@Mariama.Thioye]

Ellon musk buying Twitter just for fun I mean...

[@gamerleal9265]

Uggghh. And once again here is another person talking about the song not being ironic. Why don't people realize that is the point?? Here is a quote said by her: “For me the sweetest moment came in New York when a woman came up to me in a record store and said, ‘So all those things in ‘Ironic’ aren’t ironic.’ And then she said, ‘And that’s the irony.’ I said, ‘Yup.’”

[@Mariama.Thioye]

Mike, Ellon Musk, Bill Gates I mean Nike,Jamie Foxx ,Jimmy hates I mean Likes, Orthodox, Kate fades I mean

[@R1GAMBLER]

⚠️ *Selection Code* 2022 ‧ Documentary ‧ 1h 1m ⚠️ *2000 Mules* 2022 ‧ Documentary ‧ 1h 28m ⚠️ *The Plot Against the President* 2020 - Documentary - 1h 31m

[@Asegh]

If you have to work on Yom Kippur think of God. Maybe the gates of heaven aren’t open but would you really like to take a chance?

[@HazeltheIrishSetter]

Interesting…Iran protests get no news coverage here after 18 days…Happy Yom Kippur!

[@richbrass12]

That joke could have sold but he stopped the momentum of the joke.. If he had to set it up for us then you know it's not going to be funny

[@Al-yf7tm]

Hey Joe, president of what country?

[@barbaradonaldson5554]

she now says "and meeting his beautiful husband"

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Ussrepubican hal Trump party vote them all out.

[@jmcg5838]

“YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I PACKED THE BOXES! YOU WANT THE PACKING TAPE? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TAPE!” Former Commander In Chief Trump takes the stand

[@jimbledsoe4158]

🤦🏼‍♂️ he shouldn’t run. Sun downers only gets worse.

[@marleymoctezumamccool4985]

animal rights protestor and he gets taken down... by some rams... hahahahaha

[@R1GAMBLER]

🎬 *MY SON HUNTER* 📽️ 🎬 *MY SON HUNTER* 📽️ 🎬 *MY SON HUNTER* 📽️

[@Mariama.Thioye]

Oh don’t delete it… amputees , heart attacks, fresh breeze I mean

[@Mariama.Thioye]

What's going on? People dying left and right, houses on fire, handicapped people, heart attacks...iS SHE THAT HOT?

[@Bwarock]

Never seen a TV personality so despised as Corden. That's some USP.

[@Tao_Tology]

Biden: your time in the sun is over.

[@cynthiajones4332]

I am the gate; whoever enters through me (Jesus/God) will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal, kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. John 10:9,10 Please think about it. Repent/believe It was out of love Jesus died for you.

[@marcycolleti551]

Corden why are not hitting the street? I wanna see how you interact with normal people. If you do it well, i'll never say to my friends "James Corden is boring as glas of water without gas"!

[@Mullac23]

Dam, talk about the fall from grace. Lol.

[@katkat5171]

Lol and Hunter is going to jail....

[@mrrayban6560]

take them masks offx

[@themoneypromethod465]

Craig Ferguson makes me laugh more in 2 minutes than James Corden has in 7 years

[@BexiAF]

Yet here you are

[@themoneypromethod465]

@@BexiAF for Ian and Reggie 🤙

[@themoneypromethod465]

@@BexiAF and Hagar and Whitney lol