Do Our Tweets Belong to Elon Musk Now?

It's a big night at the show with Ian Karmel's mother, Sue, in the house! And we dive into a full slate of news, including Twitter agreeing to accept Elon Musk's offer to buy the company and a woman who found herself at the bottom of a pit toilet. And, man, is it cold in here tonight!
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

[@laraneville9952]

I thought the same thing as James, where is the dog?? 🤣🤣

[@truthhurts3524]

Think his late night talk show is underrated, really enjoy hearing the band and other members of the team go back and forth with each other.

[@levantjbean2712]

They don’t as much anymore, all used to sit there and now it’s scum bag audience again, show is becoming shit

[@minoltaaraya]

“Show of hands, who’s cold?” This is why I love this show. 🍿🤣👏🏾

[@kikujam]

Bruh lmao when one of the guys in the band said “she used the dog as a grappling hook” I lost it 😂

[@danielgregory3295]

Good ol' Tim!!😁

[@Drnaynay]

@@danielgregory3295 Tim doesn't say much, but whenever he does, it's worth hearing.

[@PinkPeachhh]

@@danielgregory3295 "Iany questions?"

[@surelychoo]

James' French impression is exactly the same every time but it's always hilarious lmao

[@emessenger922]

I live for his French impressions 🤣

[@Paula-zn6sk]

I lost it at, “Where is the dog?” I can’t 😂 😂 😂

[@peachesandpoets]

Omg the airline bus is the funniest shit I've seen this year 😂

[@tiernan2580]

Feel like James' show is hella underrated right now. Love how the band are a part of the convo

[@jayperez7360]

He's definitely growing, he may have a better timeslot soon enough

[@miroslavresetka8085]

@@jayperez7360 I am afraid that better timeslot could ruin the unique vibe they have.

[@winstonp.1282]

It's been underrated ever since they started their audience-less shows tbh. The banter between James, the band, the writers, the crew, and even the Execs was golden. Them shooting the shit and just going off on tangents was truly a thing of beauty. They've dialled the chaos down a bit now that the audience members (and sketches) are back but I'm glad to see them still trying to incorporate The Trust Tree every now and again ✋🏼🦈

[@jayperez7360]

@@miroslavresetka8085 that's bullsh*t, a better timeslot never did anything but increase viewership ratings.

[@truthhurts3524]

Lol I just commented the same thing

[@DavidPerry-ui2qz]

“Why don’t you go take care of it …. Now?!” Omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teresitauy5532]

I'll miss Nick when this is all over .

[@Drnaynay]

Steve's Soapbox Segment. Make it happen!! With its own jingle, of course.

[@peachesandpoets]

Steve is stoned beyond measure and I love it. And 09:27 made my day 😂

[@IMSiegfried]

I'm thinking you might be projecting. ;-)

[@modernmountaineer]

Ive been a fan of yours ever since i saw you in the three musketeer's.

[@abbysomnia624]

Ian and his mom are hilarious

[@peachesandpoets]

02:46 damn president zelensky looks like he hasn't slept in days. Bless him.

[@umair111]

He's probably been working flat-out for 2 months. Much love to him

[@tintinsmythe5837]

He's been hiding out in Israel actually

[@elbarjones4812]

@@tintinsmythe5837 With your momma?

[@teresitauy5532]

So much stress ,so much worries , fatigue , president Zelenksky, be careful out there . God bless you and keep you safe at all times .

[@tintinsmythe5837]

@@teresitauy5532 I pray imprecatory prayers against him

[@Tao_Tology]

Ian's ".....H..Heyyyy" at 6:00 was the exact right tone.

[@seashellbumblebee]

Ian’s call, “Hey.” Everything! And, Steve, she obviously risked it all to hear the Late Late news jingle.

[@nbbim2012]

Life lessons from Steve.... just when you think the monologue can't get any better!!!!!!

[@tesd.]

We did get it James haha

[@francescaa8331]

"Should I call the Junior Vice President?"

[@macrinanewhouse]

Can “Steve’s Soapbox” be a running segment, pls?

[@punklejunk]

"Where was the dog?" LoL . Who do you think made the call to the firemen?

[@NK-vb3fn]

such a sweet chorus "If you're feeling down, I just wanna make you happier, baby"

[@ader6673]

Love it when family of James & Crew come by the show :D !!

[@YeeSoest]

7:31 is the greatest pause in recent late night history I am besides myself

[@mlamarana]

I could care less who own Twitter since I don’t partake but feel bad for the people that are so very attached to it that this news upsets them

[@ericminch]

Sorry to hear you care about it (since you could care less) but I care nothing about it, i.e., I could NOT care less.

[@cburcheri]

@@ericminch I care even less than you

[@jtlee011598]

@@cburcheri shockingly, I care even less than you

[@mlamarana]

@@ericminch seem like you do care though 😂

[@hhunstad2011]

"I've followed this story" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes god

[@nuanced8225]

James and crew never fail to lighten my day.

[@Revelian1982]

Your days must be so dark. You have my sympathy.

[@katecosettevocals]

best monologue in weeks! xD

[@OutdoorJ867]

hahaha could not stop laughing.

[@chefnelsonsbbq]

Why do airlines have buses though...🤔 Lol

[@sargelegg6679]

Saint sue Karmel

[@davincisghost9228]

Yeah I got it.

[@curcumaorganica3944]

I really love James' french impression 🤣🤣🤣

[@lauralee60]

I got it James🤣

[@jennifercamille16]

I absolutely love the way James pronounces words. He can make anything sound adorable.

[@muhammadbilaltariq8886]

Yeah James, i got it

[@emilyrobertson4463]

Stop the steal, 😂 very 👍 good.

[@miroslavresetka8085]

Guys you totally nailed it again. Listening to your show make me want to go on a party with you...😅

[@lancefarrellance]

James🙂

[@CaptainsQuadrant]

Ian always making me bust a gut lol

[@peggycarlyle6409]

Excellent segment!!

[@mtnbkr8480]

I was using one of those two seat outhouses once, the guy beside me was just finishing up, he stood up took off his watch, threw it down the hole then took out his wallet and threw that in??? I asked him why he did that. He said that when he sat down some change had fallen out of his pocket and into the hole and that he wasn't going down there for just 85 cents. 😁

[@Ryan-ul2xc]

i got it!!! lol

[@lexiferrer9184]

"Who's jurisdiction does it fall under then?" I diedddd hahahah.

[@joshkarian5379]

Dave Piendeck you glorious roaring monster

[@cliftonjarvis8010]

Yes

[@DerekHoscorner]

James Corden our tweets belong Elon musk awesomeness job

[@rodrigo445678]

James is slowly returning to the non-woke comedian he was in the UK, and we are all loving it..

[@KaterinaTalantliva]

I'm watching this for Nick!

[@eileenrobinson8014]

So glad I don't go anywhere near it!

[@pamr4040]

🧡

[@BexiAF]

I've retrieved my phone from a port a potty.

[@Dark006]

After a long long time, seeing the late late show again.

[@tidefanman1]

At least she had her phone

[@yvonnecamperriovista225]

Hilarious

[@yerinac92]

I mean phones are expensive now a days. I’d try to retrieve it, but not myself. I’d go and get someone

[@pamelatanner788]

Wonderful mono! So nice to hear from more of the crew. James is master conductor getting the comedy from the group. Contacting the junior vice president.... 😄 Ian hilarious today, too.

[@plaguetree5067]

The crew conversations are my fa orite part of this show. I love the spontaneous humor and free flow of ideas.

[@Lenore4Evermore]

James, I did get it..lmmfao... I did, the first time... love you :)

[@anetapostek9833]

Never used it 👩‍💻 never will

[@LazarheaD]

Where was the Do Our Tweets Belong to Parag Agrawal Now segment, shills?

[@JT-wp4up]

Yanks lapping it up 🤢😂

[@vmwindustries]

The best! I love when they break the 3rd wall!

[@sunnymckaig3193]

Huh? What’s that?

[@ericminch]

@@sunnymckaig3193 Some people have trouble counting above three.

[@sandydeas3219]

I love this show!

[@Revelian1982]

Your meds must be great.

[@DadzorRules]

Best show yet!

[@Revelian1982]

Wow! The others must have been really shit.

[@MAYA888-8]

💙

[@pd4887]

Elon should give back millions of $ he took as subsidy from our US tax dollars, it’s not like he is hurting for money.

[@vegascorp]

Elon invests billions into the market generating hundreds of millions in salaries for Americans. He's giving more than 99.9 percent.

[@ChazWalkerWonders]

oh yeah. that'll save us from the twenty-three trillion dollar deficit. good call.

[@jefrey488]

good call commie

[@IMSiegfried]

8 trillion dollars of which Mango Unchained is responsible for thanks to the tax cuts for the rich.

[@rodrigo445678]

He already payed that back lol, and he is still saving MILLIONS to NASA with reusable rockets.

[@traekingonline]

💛💖💙 Talk about shining a light on the divide between the HAVES and the HAVE-NOTS!! James = Haves, I = Have-Nots. I am certain of this, because never in my life have I been in a bar that serves crab! 🤣😂🤣😂😅😁

[@danieltolson5341]

“Imagine having so much money, you think it’s a good idea to buy Hell.” 😂 I bet Ian wrote that joke.

[@giaafshar8419]

wow james thanks for the news once again no joke

[@FJaypewpew]

How many bot comments about the show being underrated and liking the band being involved are you going to put up lol

[@musicmusicmusic2778]

Great delivery, Sue. Like the snappy salute, too.

[@ADHD_Lothario]

Trumpie coming back to Twitter

[@madiealexander26]

This had me crying of laughter the entire time

[@Revelian1982]

I'm so sorry.

[@michw3755]

Now he owns twitter he can be the narcissist he is 24/7 and call rescuers pedophiles whenever he likes, what am I talking about, he gets away with it anyway.

[@stephencraig5938]

Elon is a bully

[@FrancescaSkip]

bring harry back pls

[@KhurshidFreelancer]

Congratulations 🎉 to Elon Musk from a Struggling KZbinr

[@struggleyangqi]

i believe i witness some petential of a real legend in corden in this eposide,

[@Revelian1982]

Bot.

[@dluv_98]

Ok but what I wanna know is how she made a phone call if her phone was in the hole and her head was also in the hole

[@christiannielsen3863]

It was in Siri reach I guess

[@dluv_98]

@@christiannielsen3863 so she has her face in a literal pile of shit and opens it to say “hey Siri” OMG that’s even worse than falling in

[@einsteinalb75]

It's an actual tank that is full of poop. He took off the seat apparatus so that she could fit into the hole.

[@dluv_98]

@@einsteinalb75 wait so she wanted to go into a tank of poop? I’m literally so lost

[@michelegouse191]

Dave's laugh gives me hope. ❤️❤️❤️

[@highandtight5544]

We're witnessing the golden age of the late late show, bear witness!

[@Revelian1982]

You must be a writer on this show.

[@teddybearington3]

😂😂😂👍💕💕💕

[@mentalhealthwithadog]

Deleted twitter

[@willapanews9761]

Everyone on Twitter should ask Elon Musk if he wants to buy some tweets.

[@Prettygirlcn5]

It was beginning to feel too long since Nick was involved 😆

[@anishpatel5259]

#savesoil lets make it happen

[@2jakh]

Love Steve! ❤️🇨🇦😂🤣❤️🇨🇦😂🤣

[@HM_King_Roy_Mathis_1st]

No by federal law He does not own your tweets

[@JrJagsFootball]

"Should I call the Jr. Vice President" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taylormademadness]

Imagine you could solve homelessness and instead you buy Twitter

[@Baghuul]

How would one solve homelessness? You do realize the already billions of dollars that go towards homelessness? Throwing money at a very complex problem isnt going to solve it.

[@MrrPinnyD]

How would you solve homelessness if you had the money instead? Since it would be your responsibility to solve it, please explain how you would do it :)

[@AhKiOye]

An Android user would reach into the toilet for the fear of losing their quality/valuable product while an iPhone user would do it cause of the financial cost of it all. Love the show James... where dafuq is Pete?

[@puspavelai8353]

There must be something meaningful, and powerful from 8 to 10 tweets, from just one person?! The outhouse episode is ridiculous! Read about in national newspaper: She was advised to 'washdown?' by the rescue team. But, said the woman just wanted to leave. What?!

[@miss5sos192]

if he takes down stan accounts inc mine i will actually go mad. Like just because he might not like the accounts this is so unfair.i hope elon doesnt change twitter a lot i am litreally begging because some peoples personal accs are their fan accounts

[@davidhu9127]

Doesnt that count as freedom of speech lol?

[@ericminch]

Looking forward to this.

[@miss5sos192]

@@davidhu9127 i just dont see why he would need to get rid of the, m

[@miss5sos192]

@@josee1984 haha i do i walk everyday and have a job and college and a life and im not begging my account is a normal personal one i barely use my old fan one but for some people their fan account and personal accpunt are the same one

[@711mak6]

#ImportedHakoomatNamanzoor is the biggest trend on the twitter right now

[@sdbelland]

Much better with the crew interaction and great to see Nick!

[@robertahubert9155]

😂😂😂😂😂. You should have been on the show😂😂😂. Hilarious

[@matsetizar65]

Dude, arms straight down is the only correct way when standing.

[@zizinnnn]

elon is our lex luthor

[@laugesen18]

A guy who grew up with apartheid now owns and want to change Twitter. Sounds ominous

[@alexwatson3064]

It sounds like you’re just judging someone from another country.

[@Tao_Tology]

@@alexwatson3064 He's another rich man buying things to try to stave off his existential crisis.

[@laugesen18]

@@alexwatson3064 he told us wanted it to change from the present form which doesn’t cater to the right 🤷‍♀️

[@alexwatson3064]

@@laugesen18 Right, because it currently caters to the left. I’m not sure why you guys are so worried about transparency and free speech. Left right, up or down, everyone benefits from freedom of speech. Unless you prefer to censor people?

[@laugesen18]

@@alexwatson3064 hate speech and fake news and violence will flourish like ever before.. what’s not to love. Not to mention free speech without consequences. No thanks

[@bonghunezhou5051]

James & Co. spent more time with the outhouse joke than the Twitter thing. BTW, this might be the only late night show to deal with _that_ story 🙄 (🖓 for _that_ portion of the "mono")

[@mosesgarner2404]

I'm not sure how the title of this vid wasn't about how cold it was in the studio or about that woman who fell in a port-o-san trying to retrieve her cell phone. Elon Musk doesn't compare to a person stuck head 1st in crap.