Northernlion gets a Costco membership. the banter is indeed glorious

[@AskSebby]

When you're confused seeing eggman photoshopped on your Costco review thumbnail 🥚 Side note: Good work with this channel; one of the best sleeping aids since Isaac stopped.

[@jonasseneric]

Of course sebby is an NL fan. Stay pegged my dude.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

oh my fucking god...

[@EpicbubbleNITE]

AINTNOWAY

[@WeAreAlexandra]

We're Costco guys, of course we go back to old videos and add new memes!

[@bigmike1994]

DUBBLE CHONK CHAWKLIT COOKIE

[@jacobnussbaum2309]

"when were you born, daddy?" why, it was the year 25 Pre-Pelaton my sweet child

[@hikikomori_3708]

I know it's been said a lot (there's already two comments on this video saying it), but you have a genuinely insane aptitude for making thumbnails and titling videos, the fact that you make multiple of these a day is insane.

[@BlueZirnitra]

How that booty taste.

[@luc.k7736]

We're costco guys, of course we get the executive membership to costco!

[@cubewano]

calling it now: this will change the anecdote game in a way we haven't seen since the baby

[@yaboyswiggity]

Costco arc let’s go

[@DraconicCatgirl]

A month later: it has

[@user6122]

YOU WERE RIGHT BABY

[@dbridge416]

you were right +2

[@wowo805]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@TwentySeventhLetter]

Costco is awesome and a great example of how it's expensive to be poor, because if you can afford to pay for the membership (and afford to not forget you have it), you get access to prices and stuff that you literally can't elsewhere. By all means mind your membership and only get it if you'll legitimately break even with it, but those hotdog deals are no joke (and they come with a fountain drink per dog!)

[@dyermaker4731]

I save so much money on gas at Costco. It was one day 30 cents cheaper than the nearest other gas station. Bonkers

[@user-cd6vy2jg6f]

@@dyermaker4731that’s only $4.8 on a full 16 gallon fill up - and I’m imagining you didn’t drive in with 0 gas in the tank so probably closer to 4. Gas prices difference don’t mean much.

[@christopherthomas484]

Costco is actually insane. My family was looking for Christmas gifts at the Navy Exchange (store chain on Navy bases for military families. Decent prices, no sales tax), and we found a good laptop for $860. We held off, and later that day went to Costco to get groceries. Lo and behold, Costco has the same exact laptop for $699. Ended up saving over a hundred bucks, even with tax. I love our Costco overlords Edit: Also, NL is so on point with Costco being a carnival. It’s one of the few stores that I look forward to going to.

[@zerofourfiveone]

During a luncheon at the time, the company’s current CEO, W. Craig Jelinek, said he once told Sinegal they needed to raise the price of the iconic $1.50 hot dog and soda combo - which reportedly has not gone up in price since the 1980s. “I came to (Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise (the price of the) effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed."

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

so fucking based

[@parkerlong2658]

Basically the whole entire point of the hot dog isn't to make money it's to help justify spending 300 bucks at a time and also pay for a membership. Basically humans who are hungry aren't happy. So by having a cheap option at there store at all times that can be eaten fast and cleanly it means that basically you remember the good hotdog not the excessive amount of shit you bought that you don't necessarily need. Ikea uses the same tactic.

[@JStack]

@@parkerlong2658in suburbia going to the IKEA or Costco for food and not even shopping is a staple It’s grotesque

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Dude Costo is fucking sick. Sucking down those glizzys and the free samples too, it's fucking amazing.

[@thefranklin6463]

Catch me going to the mall/costco combo and getting the 1.50 hot dog and soda instead of dropping $15 at the food court

[@cassidy8307]

@@thefranklin6463 The hotdog is tasty af too

[@AcmeMonkeyCompany]

"Sucking down those glizzys" is such a cursed phrase and I (platonically) love it

[@blazedonakayak5294]

damn maybe my costco sucks but the hotdogs were unedible to me

[@fimbleful]

Costco makes most of its money from memberships. They do lose money from most of their court food including the hotdogs and chicken bakes but they also lose money from the rotisserie chickens. It doesn't really matter tho because stuff like that saves them money overall. Essentially all of the amenities make up money from saving on advertising/keeping customers. I mean just look how happy NL was to talk about Costco vs. Walmart lol.

[@chasewilson3693]

They also do make a profit from the stuff they sell. Its only averages like 11% profit, which is far lower than the 40~% of other box/grocery stores, but its nothing to sneeze at. Another area they lose money on, but keep anyways because customers love it, is near unlimited returns. You can return almost anything to a Costco in any condition and they will pay you back in full or give you a replacement if you have the receipt. I once heard about a guy bringing in a 5 year old mattress that was broken down the middle in two pieces bring it in and got a brand new replacement within the hour.

[@Phatcat200]

The best thing about Costco is that they'll just fucking deliver the groceries to you, so you can be smug about your executive membership comfortably at home.

[@isaactfa]

But then people won’t see me smugly flashing my executive membership card at the checkout. How will they know I’m an executive member??

[@AJMC82]

The way he says "It's fuckin TWO hummus's dude!" gets me every single time

[@GanjjaCat]

the description omg. Stay pegged, Librarian

[@WolfA4]

I had no idea Costco had hummus... For those of you who don't know: Hummus is the secret to physical fitness. You slather that on your bland tasteless healthy vegetables and it suddenly makes it an edible meal.

[@RobotnikPlngas]

ITS TWICE AS MUCH HUMMUS FOR A DOLLAR LESS AND GETTING 2% BACK!!!

[@k-ondoomer]

Hummus is great, mustard also if you got a thing for it, low calorie cheats

[@SmoothieD00d]

Mr Gorbachev, you've got nice balls.

[@andryduarte9164]

+2

[@EVERGRAND]

You know I couldn't find a single lie in his Costco take. The bit about the samples is so spot on. Great bits here.

[@jenm1]

The Gorbachev thing is a bit iffy

[@arianghorbani1305]

@@jenm1touch grass

[@johnsousa3655]

Man The Library of Letourneau is like Omar from the wire when it comes to thumbnails and videos "even if I miss I can't miss."

[@Fresh_Chapstick]

These thumbnails always go so hard

[@Drekromancer]

At this point, I'm just waiting for the formal partnership between you and NL. I think he deserves the convenience of a proper editor, and I think you deserve to represent him officially. 🙂

[@Maerdy]

No chat if that happens

[@elliott_2319]

It's crazy that this man just effortlessly strings together a sentence containing daycare, costco and Canucks. I'm honestly surpised alanis morissette wasn't somehow squeezed in

[@Xune2000]

It's been a long time since someone squeezed in Alanis Morissette.

[@c_xela]

Greatest Costco ad of all time

[@ParkaPal]

Omg the Burnaby boundary bit was from when he called me out on twitter a couple weeks back, I can't believe i missed that live

[@isaactfa]

As someone who doesn’t catch up on SAP these vids are essential to my Pog. Ty ty ty.

[@TheGooGaming]

NL listing the groceries like an anesthesiologist

[@Elocater_UA]

TWO HUMMUSES, DUDE! I don't know why this one got me. But it did. Also, i wonder about the quality of said hummus? Never found a shop-bought hummus better than the homemade one.

[@derekl-m3x]

costco in vancouver sells sabra hummus which is endlessly based, and very tasty

[@LegendaryO34]

​@@derekl-m3xdamn, this ad is working

[@I3asher]

There WILL be a Costco sponsor stream at some point.

[@legion999]

Dang, Mr Moneybags buying a whole pound of beef jerky, how much is that, 50 bucks?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

mr 101 finally treats himself

[@entitale2927]

Welcome to the club 😎💳

[@slothbro2740]

at staples just for giving them your email and phone number you become a staples now member and get 2% cash back on in store order AND if you spend more than $1000 (i think thats what i was told) there in a year or something you get upgraded to pro membership and its 5% back. and most people who shopped at my staples were regulars and spent a fuck ton on everything

[@eater_of_garbage_]

Wow looks like i'll be getting my 30 gallon drums of olive oil at staples from now on

[@adamseroka5609]

We also got our Costco card recently... I've heard of people of Walmart, but people of Costco are also a sight to behold. It's like every aisle's brain is powered by a fat lil mouse running on a wheel. Like I've seen people literally press their own restart buttons while buying frozen chicken and I'll watch them reboot in real time, blinking one eye at a time. My lanta, the amount of free range gremlins playing frogger between shopping carts is insane. Edit: The Wings beat the Canucks 5-2. Costcobrain is advancing faster than I thought here.

[@IdesofJuly]

NL and I got a costco membership at the same time. Making egg moves

[@fujster]

Shout-out executive costcoers, it's so fun to be there before everyone else.

[@edwinmpeguero]

Costco executive membership costs $120/yr. At 2% cash back, total purchases required to break even = $120/.02 = $6000/yr = $500/month. Average grocery cost of family of 4 = $1000. Average savings for a family of 4 = $1000 * .02 = $20/month = $240/year An executive membership can net families $240/year, at the cost of having to always shop at Costco.

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Not even taking into account that the shit there is 8x cheaper than everywhere else

[@Detric]

Man's not homemade hummus pilled yet smh

[@ehudshapira2745]

Truly pogged banter, the title does not lie.

[@o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o]

"It felt like I was stealing a little bit, cuz I already know what walnuts taste like"

[@Nythos_]

I hate the people at Costco asking me to upgrade to the executive every time I go.

[@Furiac.]

I also love low grocery prices

[@fujster]

HE DOESN'T KNOW COSTCO LITERALLY HAS AN OPTOMETRIST?

[@morgantremble]

Nice thumbnail, i caught Sebby in the comments of one of nl’s videos once lol

[@sebthegrey8373]

Wake up babe, new walnut recipe just dropped.

[@amyamy3463]

"Wide Isles, Open Hearts Can't Lose, Shopping Carts"

[@Gorbgorbenson]

Its wild that it's only been a year and a 8 months since he got the costco membership. I figured he had it for years lol

[@Geebrowtar13]

Bro those peanut butter pretzles are the bomb

[@Ginronmaster1994]

I sure hope he isn't planning on using that card at our Bellingham Costco 🙂

[@DingoTheDemon]

But he's not Asian.

[@Octoshark19]

ill be getting a costco membership soon, and im really freaking excited lmao 😅

[@FizzyCape]

Just got mine last week, best decision I’ve ever made

[@Berttheturt314]

The Costco credit card makes them money (and probably by a lot). Most credit cards charge a transaction fee (1.5-3.5%) so that card lets them bypass those fees as well as make money from interest

[@homeboi9794]

I need to hear his opinions on costco poutine.

[@FunkleSauce]

"1.34kg" Mfrs will do anything to avoid saying 3 lbs

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

When a country that uses metric, uses metric: 😲😲

[@JStack]

A bald white man with an internet accent is 100% of the time an executive member

[@chrisdodging]

The free sample walnuts killed me lmao

[@attention_shopping]

pre-peleton

[@Tyc9909]

Me getting fomo from not being able to shop at Costco because there’s no costcos where I live…

[@quinhauser9101]

He's right about the Richmond night market. I had duck meat that I'm pretty sure was just ham, and I caught COVID for the first time

[@ExtraThiccc]

Wait till you find out how covid started lmao

[@BeTeeEl]

Lasers to remove and ADD hair??

[@Cmanorange]

im not ready to see his eyebrows

[@QBYST]

Top tier content, please dont ever stop with these uploads

[@0salum0]

Other streamers are talking about their trip to japan or their experience at a convention or something and he talks about the real shit; 2 hummuses for a dollar less than 1

[@trancandy1]

his staggering normalcy somehow wraps around to making him the most interesting streamer to listen to

[@eyesack2790]

man FUCK this came on autoplay in one of my 50 tabs, heard the discord ping and combed through my shit for like 10 minutes

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

there should be a ban on using the discord notification sound in videos

[@PolarShine_]

what a nutrient rich egg

[@nazurix689]

21:37 video. Let's goooooo!

[@calleskog8654]

Yet another banger of thumbnail

[@squeedles_1943]

Costco so good

[@danielwolfe978]

Why is NL's default grocery store a wegmans? I know they're in NY near Toronto but I'm pretty sure they're not in Canada at all and definitely not in BC or Washington state. To be clear I love me a wegmans but I'm also confused

[@whosethatguy6]

He lives in Vancouver.

[@ChicaneryBear]

Wegman's sounds funnier than most supermarkets. Except Piggly Wiggly.

[@aplegate289]

buy bulk

[@lagspike7763]

when did stay pogged become stay pegged?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

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[@SLDR23876]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau he's got the primer locked and loaded

[@lagspike7763]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you Mr librarian

[@SilverionX]

I looked up Costco in Sweden when NL started talking about it. There were a few news stories covering it and the Swedes they interviewed were so unimpressed. The shopping culture is so different from North America and I find it really funny. :P

[@NeverLuckyE7]

I love listening to NL simp

[@jonathanwilson8809]

Is he sponsored yet?

[@jgilly223]

The Costco bootlicker has logged on

[@SoniyaKhan-g2y]

Thomas Gary Taylor Anna Clark Brian

[@omegahaxors9-11]

Imagine bragging about spending 50$ to read a comic filled with nothing but ads.

[@MicoDossun]

Reading stream banter is so much less appealing with BTTV emotes