Northernlion reacts to MORE food poisoning idiots

[@EDoyl]

send the message "Himemori Luna has a Costco membership" back in time to 2016 Victorian peasant NL

[@twingolord]

That would confuse anyone, seeing as she didn’t exist until 2019 🤓🤓

[@frankiecedeno3724]

They’d probably wonder why they’re being informed that a likely Asian person got a Costco membership

[@PotionSmeller]

Can't believe Himemori Luna almost died from a simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infection she caught at the Costco food court.

[@geckogeico2212]

Insert Danny Devito gif: "Oh my God I get it"

[@eevantsankhar4057]

Omg Kobeni cat

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Smoke weed everytime you go running and then try to find your way back home challenge. Pov: I have a treadmill.

[@TheApollo90]

X2

[@pennyisdreadful]

this post brought to you by person who's never smoked weed

[@justaguy3310]

​@@pennyisdreadful lmao

[@86pp73]

+2

[@mnbgt101]

​@@pennyisdreadful tbf the simultaneous high and runners high hits different

[@atteala-lahti9936]

Jerma dual wielding chapsticks is the funniest fucking thing

[@tezpokemonmaster]

as a guy with mild ADHD, getting addicted to chapstick is definitely the type of thing you do.

[@FreyrFox]

It’s all I can ever think about during that clip

[@Mfporte]

Double chapped up on a Thursday night

[@art-cs6us]

​@@tezpokemonmasterwait, thats a common thing upon constantly needing my lips moisturized? Huh, never knew

[@eyemotif]

its still the funniest thing of all time

[@MedievalSolutions]

The Jeremy Fragrance video is so incredible... Like he could reshoot, he could. Bit he doesn't, he keeps the clip of him screaming out a tonsil stone and uploads it.

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

i was not fucking expecting the himemori luna costco clip to somehow worm into nl's twitter timeline... what a world we live in

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

the power i have to affect NL's timeline is unprecedented

[@gaiko804]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau real, I remember clicking a twitter link from one of your shorts (the cameo birthday present you did for nl) and somehow I keep seeing you in my timeline after that

[@CobetcknnKolowski]

15:27, The slight enlargement of the Egg's webcam as he gets heated? Perfection. Lib out here doing the lords work.

[@TheJoobel]

No way they shit themselves from Tiramisu and were like I'm going for seconds on my raw egg dish that made me sick

[@alexjeffrey3981]

not the 4-day-old raw egg 🙅

[@Snyphurr.]

Weak willed people when NL says an insane statement: "omg is he high right now?" "HUH" "gas leak arc" Strong willed people when NL says an insane statement: "true" "go of king" (adds to the madness)"

[@Montewtf]

truer words have never been spoken

[@Clubfa3]

We gotta enable him

[@martinsanchez3458]

Me fr

[@andrwarrior]

Weak-willed NL when someone in chat says "Skibidi rizz your gyatt in ohio" ... "So true and based"

[@Vaaaaadim]

Many people are saying this

[@kiu9521]

Just gotta say thank you to everyone who have successfully immersed NL in so much Vtuber stuff that he doesnt find it unusual anymore. 3 years ago NL would barely recognize the man between the Sennheiser HD600s today

[@icantnotthink3282]

i think npc streaming broke nl enough

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

nl following me has been disastrous for his twitter algo

[@steveqi9309]

How long has he had those cans by the way? Are they the originals from the 1980s?

[@NihongoWakannai]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau keep up the good work, that vtuber collab stream is coming any day

[@kiu9521]

@@steveqi9309 brother, I have no idea

[@tatzooism]

Getting a glimpse of people being unable to handle basic social interactions while still managing to make simple small talk when prompted makes me feel human.

[@mnbgt101]

Theyre saying henry kissinger is built like violet beauregard from willy wonka and i just cant with this website today

[@notNajimi]

I think I hauve covid

[@Oren_V]

Hime on the thumbnail. Now that she has a Costco membership, the chances of a potential Luna-Luna meetup has increased by a non-negligible amount.

[@mercylessplayer]

As a german I'm glad the insanity of jeremy fragrance has breached containment

[@njebs.]

Nicotine patch is a classic unethical dating hack.

[@williammitchell6254]

Is that real? Thinking of adding it to my cycle of abuse.

[@potatoonastick2239]

Thanks, Satan

[@deek0146]

Idk but I can recommend getting high as fuck and going mountain biking

[@AbananaPEEl]

Im a Jerma viewer turned NL viewer since his retirement, and I don't entirely remember the pipeline, but it started with React Court. Always fun to see them acknowledge each other.

[@caliwagg1898]

Omg, I just started watching React Court as a new Jerma to NL viewer. The pipeline is real.

[@AbananaPEEl]

@@caliwagg1898 Welcome brother! I don't quite get it since they're relatively dissimilar streamers i feel. Though NL and his friends often mention Jerma. When you exhaust the React Court content, might I suggest some of the Jackbox content. Lotta good yap n gab there.

[@jahzelledee6485]

as someone in the same boat, northernlion is for maniacs keeping it together. Jerma, however, is for maniacs *completely* off the edge

[@EvelynnEleonore]

Elevated from humble fan content creator to Wizard's Apprentice. I hope you know you're one of the guys ever to me

[@Jempai]

NL is conveniently ignoring the fact that while Jerma is talking about the alien camera bit he's applying two different chapstick at the same time.

[@conkcreet1344]

Seeing luna reminds me i think i found vtubers through Northernlion. I think because he had his kid some weird youtube magic was showing me luna clips. Maybe or maybe not but ill always find it interesting.

[@pyritepanx]

Watching NL with Norovirus rn for the authentic egg experience

[@Gumunista]

Luna on the thumb letssss gooooooooo

[@Ragnell123]

I knew she would show up here after talking about Costco, lmao

[@ChicaneryBear]

Not the baby Madge

[@NotASummoner]

@@ChicaneryBear They're both babies.

[@okamisamakun]

Of course, that Luna-hime clip about Cost co.

[@fireblek]

this is much better than using twitter myself

[@user-gg6xt4hy8e]

The subtle zoom in edit, delightful

[@ugandanbrucelee4190]

Not a day goes by where I don’t hear gen alpha slang.

[@SemiIocon]

People literally eat like seven pieces of candy at once and are then wondering why they feel sick.

[@de-ment]

me when I go to cut my hair bi-annually and the haircut person tries to ask me about the weather (I don't know, I didn't check yet)

[@xaviergarcia4986]

Man, that tonsil stone video is haunting me.

[@funx24X7]

Did not know what they were prior, immensely regret googling them

[@Nadia72639]

Literally the ad I got: "Have you or a loved one been infected with e.coli after eating a Quarter Pounder at McDonald's?"

[@hockeybuzz555]

For the longest time I thought Jerma was huffing lip balm in that clip about aliens.

[@Moondog911]

Slime bits and Jerma bits, all wrapped up in an NL bit. I have truly found my corner of the internet.

[@RetsamX]

Seeing NL talk about Jeremy Fragrance as a german is soooo funny

[@Smoneey]

Jeremy Fragrance is just Nico Rosberg I won’t be convinced otherwise

[@RetsamX]

@@Smoneey Nico is a nice guy, just a bit privileged.

[@gungy_vt]

"They should make a human sized praying mantis" Found the Baki enjoyer in the chat.

[@Dr_Baphomet]

Isn't that just Scyther from Pokemon?

[@redbuck1385]

It feels like cantaloupe is the culprit for every major food poisoning outbreak.

[@Silk_WD]

8:27 - As an European, that's basically my average interaction with cashiers, no berries need be spilled. I can't remember last time I had to small talk at a store.

[@Patler]

As a German guy, seeing NL talk about Jeremy fragrance was crazy, thanks for the edit man ❤

[@LexiPixeL_]

Ryan: "I'm not taking any chances, I'm never ordering from that pizza place again." Ryan: "These people are crazy, you don't know if you got sick from something at that specific restaurant. It coulda been anything you ate in the last 3 days."

[@ehudshapira2745]

The technology was themselves! History always reaveals Josh to have been right.

[@RexusprimeIX]

ok but how could an alien civilisation that is advanced enough to travel between stars, while we can barely get to the moon, would never in their entire history figured out some sort of photography technology. This is why I can't subscribe to this idea, because it's actually bonkers to imagine it could ever be a possible scenario.

[@JosephReference]

that jerma bit had me ugly laughing

[@Altorati0n]

Getting recommended this video after the norovirus arc is wild

[@Jinanwoys]

I clicked for Luna, got junpscared by the 9 dogs bit.

[@flabberjiggles4825]

New did you see this tweet just dropped the pog overfloweth

[@AlexSwePR]

someone needs to show NL the whole jerma aliens rant. sure that part shown makes sense but when he talks about how calendars would break their mind too...

[@LazyMaybe]

jerma fans when he says something mildly wacky: THIS DUDE IS ZOOTED BRO HE'S A PSYCHO HE'S CRAZY OMG

[@de-ment]

jerma's alien/time travel rants are all him explaining daily items he just had his first ever conscient thought about in his entire 40 year lifespan with the same level of excitement and drive a kid has to explain a film scene to someone they literally watched the film with.

[@weezahd114]

trust me the one time i fly every 2 years i am FULLY reclined and i expect nothing less from anyone else

[@Smoneey]

Nah, that Vtuber Costco story is way more entertaining than Marko Polo. You can tell that guy was the son of a business man

[@VinnyZoomer]

Pocket 5 layer burrito is a w move.

[@blueshellincident]

NL was bang on about pizza places and doordash. Favorite place got rid of delivery. Guess what? I guess I'm just not a pizza guy anymore?

[@polishpipebomb]

"So glad I don't eat fruit" says the man who eats 7 bananas a week and 10 apples a day sometimes.

[@Sigurdur5]

10:04 reads like something batman8142 would say

[@FromanAntlugia22]

The thing about NL being Jerma coded rings so true considering I just discovered this guy and the only other streamer I've watched is Jerma

[@bomcnuggets9258]

He’s so right about Jerma he really was talking about what he’s saying

[@HanabiraKage]

I mean, Himemori Luna isn't American. She's Japanese, and since she lives alone she has no reason to go to a grocery store that primarily sells things in bulk because it'll all go bad long before she can finish them. So Costco is a little exotic to her, and worth talking about on stream.

[@TheMarkoSeke]

3:58 Bro is doing Squeex bits now

[@Docchop1000]

Henry Kissinger built like the Penguin from Batman:tm:

[@felix56p]

10:42 i love the way he says respectable move

[@slavenin6496]

Second hand poisoning arc is upon us

[@nullthenightcat]

I've never even been on a plane that the seats recline more than like 10 degrees back. You can't hit people with that, right?

[@j.r.huffnstuff3549]

The only thing that bugs me about the Jerma clip is that he uses 1 chap stick for his bottom lip, and the other for his top lip. Other than that, he was spittin'.

[@xanderkhan73]

Holy shit that Jeremy fragrance clip was so vile I can't get over it

[@PotionSmeller]

If it makes you feel better, that was more likely a false tooth. It's very unlikely to have a tonsil stone that big, let alone not notice it.

[@flashpone7910]

@@PotionSmeller thats even wilder tho, how do you just spit out one of your teeth and not realize

[@dudekazoo]

Those dessert items from the food poisoning twitter looked good as hell tho.

[@RandomAutist]

Jerma does say the wildest shit, NL makes it real, yo.

[@felix56p]

the doordash take is awful because resturaunts need to sign up for those services in order to stay in business

[@renatlottiepilled]

I love his grocery store/costco stories, he is so very much Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm

[@PacificEgg]

Just saw a post, someone's laptop screen got bent from someone reclining on an airplane😂

[@herobrineharry7698]

04:13 This chapter is titled “Princess Luna goes to Costco” yet the shown character is a human with pink skin? Inaccurate

[@VidyeoGamerer]

We exist to enable the insane rants

[@benmcdaniel]

Too much sugar? No wonder I like Papa John's so much.

[@draconocor]

Bro they were BOTH 13 and it's a SATIRE ON THE GENRE oh my god ICANT

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Yeah I read Shakespeare let me just misremember their ages.

[@alexberry3804]

Northern Lion is my oshi

[@bolicob]

Northern Lion is m Yoshi

[@arnuff]

i recline during ascent so they don't have anything on the tray table

[@dairylarry2]

15:56 a bit from the yard

[@SidhArts]

I dunno could just be me but I don't think anyone's body would be doing all that great after eating a full week's dose of sugar in a single sitting but yeah I guess it could've just been one of the seven desserts you ate

[@SunrisenStar]

Fauna obviously told people about Costco, she got it from NL,

[@justicerainz]

Man, I hope my 38yo ass doesn't accidentally say "skibidi rizz" to my 60yo republican coworkers today after watching this video

[@Osukiomi]

where is that song NL sings over the credits I can’t find it anywhere I know it’s from a TikTok or something

[@Snowjob109]

brother has those amyloid skibbidi plaques

[@chastermief839]

3:18 richard stink spotted

[@spooderous]

The Papa Johns slander will NOT be tolerated (-2).

[@DerpyEinstein]

Super auto pets is this dudes candy crush or something

[@EDoyl]

A buildup of neurons

[@cFrogjar]

Why didn't re do the take bleh

[@Goob13289]

Ive been to that Taco Bell, right next to where I worked. Went there cause a neighbor was gonna buy me lunch for some yard work and she got me a chalupa that was definitely not up to par and soda that you could feel the unmixed syrup in the drink. Not a fun experience after you just got done with 4 hours of digging up a trench for a water line.

[@PacificEgg]

Tf is Jerma doing with that chapstick

[@television9233]

Based outro song.

[@grafikkomputerowy6887]

what is it

[@triq4250]

how does he do it

[@Travmann777]

Wait, raw chicken on cast iron is bad????? Whaddahell????

[@Chorus_Dawn]

skibidi rizz

[@psyjinx]

Going to start making fake posts to keep this content coming. Maybe something like being a fake doordasher and getting food poisoned after stealing someone's Mr. Beast burger.

[@mattoblivion]

I MADE IT IN THE VIDEO POGCRAZY

[@TheBicPen]

Anyone have a link to that cat double take gif?

[@rooahiry]

first i think