Northernlion reacts to INSANE tweets from the group chat

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Why is the grandpa reading off a prompter

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Why do prompters exist if not to be read off on?

[@thaDjMauz]

Prolly bc it isnt genuine idk. Thats the impression I get that its just clickbait/ragebait or just a straight up advert and that he doesnt actually drink diet cokes for breakfast since 82

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Coke CEO with a gun off camera

[@chan_serv]

why you gotta call NL grampa like that

[@TurtleMountain]

bro is like 90 he probably can barely string together a coherent sentence, same reason why biden carries around a card telling him what to say.

[@chyuame]

“Anonymity has empowered dumb motherfuckers who are not living according to the principles that they think other people should live according to” is genuinely such a banger take from a discussion about grandpa drinking diet coke for breakfast since the 90s

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

Tbh Anya Taylor Joy seems very nice after that video. After one picture fail I'm never going back lmao that shit did indeed look exhausting

[@dudekazoo]

When chiblee talked about it I thought it sounded rude but she really tried and she was swamped. Seems really nice.

[@Koltronn]

Could you IMAGINE the church anecdotes

[@wyn9693]

The bible supercut would kill the common man

[@GdEvInE141]

Librarian giving us the ball shooting clip lmao. Ryan gary wishes he had the stones

[@slynt_]

It seems pretty real too. Like the way he hesitates and the cry of pain too

[@ImThatGuy9000]

Did NL see the tweet with the AI generated picture of the man holding the onions? Really wanted to hear his thoughts on it

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i wouldve definitely clipped it if he did, i want him to talk about it too its so unhinged

[@RobotnikPlngas]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Wait now I want to see it.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

@@RobotnikPlngas twitter.com/debrat2k/status/1728309034061529441

[@7vn]

Someone said bodycam off at the end of the nice Ron video 😭😭😭😭

[@RetsamX]

The video immediately starting with the screamer death sound is a stamp of quality.

[@DrBob66]

I appreciate that you added the clips, thanks

[@drflaggstaff9008]

0:37 thats literally NL at 94

[@gxgycf8348]

Explains why he was so defensive lmao

[@TheMightySpurdo]

@@gxgycf8348 all diet coke drinkers are weirdly defensive about their preference. i remember that one clip where NL was rambling about how diet coke was essentially the ultimate soft drink and a chatter said "i don't drink diet coke because i just don't like soft drinks, i'd rather drink water" and NL's only comeback was "you are not human".

[@psyjinx]

The sneeze clip always reminds me of the Hey Ron, Hey Billy, one.

[@SemiIocon]

Dogs on the bike lane is kinda scary, since you don't know if they are the type to hunt after fast moving stuff. And you might ride over the leash, leading to suffering for the dog. It's just very dangerous and he was right to say so.

[@polishpipebomb]

I mean... the guy can clearly see the dog, he easily avoided it. She's clearly having a momentary laps in attention without thinking about where she is. He can just say "Look out!" or something more immediately helpful if it was such a dangerous situation, but he didn't. He's out there with his little helmet cam on to scold people and be an asshole as he zips by too fast for anyone to reply or in a city? Probably can't even hear him, Lmao. He's preforming for his camera. pretty obvious. He's a dickhead, everyone understand that. That's why he became person of the day. Unless you're a pedant of course.

[@thevvitch7585]

"GREAT PLACE TO STAND RIGHT?" lmao okay

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Love how the grandpa has visible dribble stains on his top

[@theppotato1667]

at 4:10 when someone put "-2 survival of the fittest" Icant

[@Mcmos9000]

Lester gotta be top 5 old guy names

[@Vieweer]

Imagine who else they could add if they added Lorne. I'd go fucking crazy if I could get headshots as Colin Hanks

[@FloofMother]

“I can ride my bike with no handlebars” egg failed to pick up on this absolute *CLASSIC* reference

[@Ozone946]

no handlebars

[@dudekazoo]

So that's how I learned I could use the volume button to take a picture.

[@haatash]

i went back to check. First clip of the cyclist he runs a red 4:52 lol

[@tealtantarian]

Dudes just standing in bike lanes I can’t suffe but dudes leaving a lot of space while they wheel shit around is completely fine. Also he shouted at a car not parked in a bike lane?!

[@polishpipebomb]

None of the interactions even really matter to how much of an asshole he is. He's preforming for his little helmet Cam, yelling shit at people in a sarcastic, nasty tone as he zips by too fast for them to likely even hear him tbh. Cities are loud. Dude's a Tool 100%

[@othafakk]

14:30 literally all of chat told you not to do that...

[@starlingnorthcott1681]

😂

[@SwordFreakPower]

No it was all of chat requesting it with the librarian saying he wouldn't 😂

[@prawtism]

I've seen Fargo S1 three times and Lorne Malvo didn't ring a bell 💀

[@Ozone946]

congrats to grandpa for getting the money for his interment at a premium retirement home and thank you to The CocaCola Company for the sponsor that made it possible.

[@kevinkevinholt]

Absolutely SHOCKED at the influx of -2s for the "bike lanes aren't just for bikes in the same way your bike goes across other media too" take

[@polishpipebomb]

People are just thinking shallowly. Everyone agrees parking in the bike lane if you're not like, doing work is kinda shitty. This guy puts on his cam, zips past people yelling nasty, sarcastic shit they probably can't even hear. He's just preforming for HIS camera. Not trying to help anyone or make a point about safety. Some of those people where just busy people who he passed by easily without any chance of hitting them who were momentarily lost in thought as they shuffled bags or a purse or some shit. Dude's a Tool.

[@talbotsolenberger4434]

@@polishpipebomb For the guy pushing the cart, and the guy parked kind of in the bike lane, I agree that he's not being helpful or anything. But dogs in the bike lane are legit dangerous. You never know when they're going to dash out and can cause the cyclist to crash or get someone hurt. Also unpictured are the food delivery ebike guys going 30mph in the bike lane. Just standing there not paying attention is a great way to get yourself or someone else hurt. The guy in the video is being a dick, but he's right.

[@TheButterMinecart1]

Lorne Marvo literally sounds like a Star Wars bounty hunter name

[@dasamont8274]

I complain loudly about people who don't use their signal, but most of the time it's because it's directly affecting me. If I'm waiting for a car to pass before merging into traffic, and he suddenly takes the exit down the road I was coming from without ever blinking, I've just stood there waiting for no reason, and may have missed my chance to merge, which means that on a busy day I might have to wait another minute before I'm able to merge. I don't give a shit about people driving in the HOV-lane though, rarely affects me

[@sheep9766]

Has he reacted to that elon "i dont play gta because you have to kill cops" tweet yet?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i dont think so, i would've included it otherwise

[@PharmDiff]

I've been told "it's probably because your fat" on Reddit a couple times. I have had a BMI of 16-18 since I was 12.

[@mjoflaherty126]

They made an educated guess

[@KeDe1606]

Redditors really love calling anyone and everyone fat. Doesn’t matter what it’s about, doesn’t matter what you look like, doesn’t matter if you‘ve never posted a single picture of yourself onto the internet. You disagree with them, you’re fat

[@alexberry3804]

Bro NL streaming Isaac again? What is this 2016?

[@BaconHat]

I'm looking forward to this fresh segment of "New No-No's"

[@oshada]

the guy’s FACE at 16:21

[@davidhayward6382]

with the Ron clip, I think the most one can do is recognize "oh fuck this is a beautiful moment but I gotta sneeze" and go back inside or something where hopefully the sound wouldn't disturb the situation. If his sneeze from behind a wall or two of sound insulation were still enough to spook the deer, it's like damn what can you do, but at least he tried.

[@RetsamX]

1:30 is an insane +2

[@Dschonathan]

Cyclist road rage is one thing, but filming and uploading yourself trying to farm dunks on bystanders is what is really cringe about it.

[@willyoung859]

Twitter brain rot is too much

[@bulldog7758]

Thanks for another great Video!

[@bl00dleter]

Bad take, how is that an insult? If the dude smoked his whole life and I said he got to 94 despite smoking, is that an insult? Maybe an insult to the cigarettes, not the man.

[@Strauss-]

he said "despite his choices, not because of them", that's a general judgment about the guy, not just about the Pepsi

[@Schelly]

@@Strauss- but it's not an insult to his health, just his decision-making.

[@duncanrobertson6472]

It should be pretty obvious that drinking one diet soda a day has almost no relevance to whether or not you live to 94.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@duncanrobertson6472what if he could of lived till 310 without it?

[@bl00dleter]

@@duncanrobertson6472 Is it? It is artificial crap. Exactly the stuff most chronic disease management therapies tell you to avoid for a "healthy lifestyle". Drinking diet coke is unhealthy.

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

When I worked in a supermarket some dumbass had the idea that what people wanted in summer was mega sized multipacks of diet coke cans (we're talking huge like 40-50 minimum, not for individual sale). Of course we sold none of them and we were shipped so many that the store warehouse was filling up. We even had some shoved in the freezer. So we just got told to take as many as we wanted home for free. I grabbed a pack and tried having one a day and fuck me that was a rough 2 months I felt so god damn sick all the time. They taste like ass and they're not even fizzy like full fat or zero, more like... Foamy. Anyway if I lived to 90 doing that I'd look worse than the love child of Prince Phillip and Baron Harkonnen.

[@slavenin6496]

The allegations STRIKE THE FRIK BACK!

[@fishcati5620]

West Coast Andy reacts to the average Manhattanite.

[@draconocor]

That was a bb gun right? Please?

[@dudekazoo]

Almost certainly air powered, yes.

[@magneticflux-]

If it was real, it would have gone straight out the back, through the bathroom wall and probably a few more and ended up who-knows-where, not to mention being deafening in such a small space. He _probably_ didn't blow his dick off with a 9mm.

[@kevinkevinholt]

Can't have been a real actual gun

[@Jackjoecloe]

Could anybody tell me the name of the song at the end? I heard it before but cant find anything with those lyrics, thanks!

[@lapsedpacifist1]

It’s from the My Singing Monsters game his daughter loves lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/iF7MhKGDgdKlbrM

[@TheKungfuTurtle]

Everything here is alive from my singing monsters

[@CrisFowler01]

I always wondered why Ron posted that video. Like was it to own his wife

[@DEMillerEarl]

Yaaaaaas chib! Love turbulence and thought I was alone XD

[@lucdodgeterra4032]

LIBRARIAN I LOOOVE UUU

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Ron can't sneeze, like let ron sneeze.

[@andrewm6470]

It’s a public place and they shouldn’t be in the toilet getting freaky but there’s something deeply unsettling to me about someone who would notice two people going into an airplane bathroom together and start taking a video. We are too camera brained, knock on the door, annoy them, whatever. But don’t take a video of them to “catch them in the act”, weird af.

[@aitan6593]

As a city cyclist I feel obligated to mention that an “Idaho stop” law, which allows cyclists to yield at stop signs and treat red lights as stops, is not yet on the books in NY, but is a bit of a de facto standard. It’s not just for convenience, but also safer as intersections are dangerous to wait in due to vehicles turning or making unexpected lane changes.

[@polishpipebomb]

Yeah, it's so safe 100% of people dying on bikes in NYC are running lights and stop signs. That shit works in Idaho, Lmao. Not in real cities with real traffic and street commerce. 0% chance you die if you stop at an intersection where cars have the right of way to drive across the area you are trying to cross. Objective Fact. Just a bunch of hobbyist cope. Like Motorcycle guys who will go on and on about how justified and safe it is for them to shoulder ride and just off road in traffic, Lmao. It's OBJECTIVELY more dangerous to use special laws for yourself while everyone is running on the REAL law and all their actions are dictated by that existing law. That will objectively result in the biker getting hurt much more often, by every statistical measure we've done. That was the whole idea behind bike lanes. A traffic lane for bikes, so they can follow the rules, and have a legal area that if they are hit turning or riding in, the car is in the wrong. But ya'll wanna be special and zip around. Well that risks on you, don't act surprised when you get obliterated by someone follow the ACTUAL traffic laws.

[@aitan6593]

@@polishpipebomb How often do you bike in the city?

[@talbotsolenberger4434]

@@polishpipebomb Hey man, I don't think you understand what that means. Treating a stop sign as a yield means that if you get to the intersection, look both ways and see nobody is there, you can go. Nobody here is advocating for blindly flying through intersections, cars be damned.

[@Smex]

hello librarian comment section

[@Smex]

should I cum?

[@kevinkevinholt]

Hello

[@MSPaintRose]

Where was the insult in the first segment? There was no personal attack

[@TheMagicHoodie]

Might be my upbringing but going to church for the sake of community development/ interaction is a great idea

[@schuhey7021]

NL also considers going to church just for the community? Man maybe it is a good idea

[@t.h.4170]

Brother/sister, it really is a great place for community if you find a good one! Try it out!

[@jenm1]

Enel is right. Diet coke is just gross coffee

[@quaker47]

15:02

[@Florassbm]

Thank you librarian.

[@VultureClone]

Old man was 100% paid a mountain of cash to endorse diet coke. How does anyone watch that and not realise it? No offense to the old fella, but his acting ain't great. He's no Denzel Washington.

[@IanFraser-z4s]

What game is this?

[@BradleyZS]

If it's the coke, it's that he's having it instead of breakfast that is making the difference. Essentially he's intermittent fasting.

[@prawtism]

Ron in Fortnite when?

[@UmmmmmUhhhhh]

RONS WIN AGAIN! WOO!

[@frankmcclusky7870]

My unfixable bias is that cyclists annoy me inherently. I think it’s that there’s often this undercurrent of like r/fuckcars urbanist pretension while cycling is in absolutely no way a real mass alternative for transportation and a poor stopgap to good public transit

[@pente12]

reddit user 😂

[@connormauk3210]

It literally is though, Amsterdam has proven that.

[@Bob13454]

@@pente12 You can't just call everyone you disagree with a reddit user.

[@EllisOK]

It’s an easy, fast and fun way to get around. Give it a go you might feel better about yourself afterwards.

[@Bob13454]

@@madisonbryant4417 :(

[@demujo]

NL only hates cyclists bc his peloton doesnt go anywhere get that man on a bike and he’ll understand two things in no time: 1) that stopping at stop signs can be more dangerous than seeing them as a yield (cf. letting motorcycles filter), and 2) fuck literally ANYONE in the bike lane that isnt moving like a bike

[@crystalpenguins9876]

Sanest bike guy

[@fedweezy4976]

Yeah but when it comes to complaining the hierarchy goes like this: Pedestrians bc thats default Cyclists bc eco friendly Cars at the bottom bc fuck em. The people at the top can complain about the ones below but if you go the other direction then you're an asshole.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@fedweezy4976legit true

[@corvvyy6073]

And there's the entitled cyclist right on cue to no ones surprise.

[@demujo]

@@corvvyy6073 its called a bike lane, cagie

[@BloodoftheLotus13]

I could not possibly disagree more with NL on the diet coke thing. First of all, saying "He got that old in spite of the diet coke, not because of it." is not insulting the old man's health. So he's already starting off on the wrong foot. Second, it's just objectively true. I don't have to be a jacked body builder to know you shouldn't drink diet coke every morning. That was honestly an insane take from NL.

[@Jempai]

Nah that bike guy is epic not cringe. Why are people standing on their phone in the fucking road

[@IBQ1]

NL with an insane take "the bike lane is not exclusively for bikes"

[@iseriver3982]

Correlation isn't causation, drinking diet coke doesn't make you a healthy 94 year old.

[@nik-challengeman383]

No one is saying that

[@iseriver3982]

@@nik-challengeman383 sure thing buster. Don't forget to go get your Joe Rogan vitamins...

[@andrewm6470]

@@iseriver3982huh? Are you stupid? He’s saying no one is claiming that diet coke is what got the guy to 94. But it’s quite obvious the coke didn’t kill him, the guy is still alive. Don’t be disingenuous just to have one up on someone over the internet, it makes you look like an arrogant fool. (Before you start, I don’t think diet soda is healthy and I don’t like or watch joe rogan)

[@MrChoccyMilk]

the cyclist is so right for every word he said

[@RenegadeEpsilon]

Bill Mahr NL new era

[@FatMahomes69]

Warren Buffet stans