Cubicle Fight | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 13

[@lamangen8905]

Hell yeah, another installment of "4 Shock Jocks"

[@heatherm2542]

The joke that Quato calls EVERY human "a Quaid" (as in "dude") is f*cking golden ... & then the line "what Quaid does a Quato have to blow to get a Molson around here"... fully doubled over in laughter, & that's without the visuals 🔥

[@daylightrambler]

Dane Cook picking up the hole punch and flipping it over to blow the confetti out is a reeaallly good turn.

[@JeffDennisBrown]

These Quaids have the best podcast out right now. So not moldy.

[@KayhanGultekin]

CORRECTION: T-shirt cannons are powered by CO2 (carbon dioxide) canisters, not C-4 (a plastic explosive), which would have killed Melissa McCarthy.

[@pernandofalonso]

ok dwight schrute

[@quadling3521]

@@pernandofalonso your reference is old enough to vote

[@shayd1]

19:00 45:06

[@ellaisplotting]

Bless u

[@Thefuzzraps]

The goat! See ya next Monday! Have a good week!

[@JamesSkemp]

31:47 Total Recall was based on We Can Remember It For You Wholesale by Philip K. Dick. Hallucinogenic fever dream is likely correct.

[@clayicus]

Suitable description for most PK Dick stories

[@gr0uphugg]

Please release video of this pod, the people need it 🙏💕

[@sheridan7475]

I’m fine with this version… I think I’d be more comfortable if I didn’t have to think about how I looked.. plus lets people focus on the conversation 🤍

[@savedbythebelldeepdives]

The last few minutes discussion of Andy's lines had me rolling. I want that sketch.

[@munaq-jp]

20 years later, Rick and Morty came around having a Kuato episode in which a bunch of people have party Kuatos in their belies.

[@brendanabela9281]

This podcast makes me laugh so much 😂 Such a good time

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

I look forward to Mondays now. Thank you for sharing your friendships. I wish more people had emotional intelligence like you guys. 😂❤

[@ewabbott]

CO2, not C4, Seth. That would be a t-shirt cannon from The Hurt Locker.

[@incognitoburrito7558]

they need a corrections video for the podcast now

[@silverXnoise]

Much more fun though. Making a lethal t-shirt cannon would be an instant 1M views on KZbin…probably already been done, but if I search for it I’ll receive a torrent of video recommendations for jet skis and energy drinks.

[@Billkwando]

25:00 for anyone who needs to play the Seth's Corner theme for a friend.

[@mrjojotheman]

Hot Rod is one of the best movies out there

[@demitasse22]

Omfg. I’m gonna have to relisten to this for pleasure. For the RECORD , Andy samberg era SNL required very little context for me. As soon as I saw Andy, I was like “I’m in”…the less context there was, the funnier I thought it was. Damn Seth is a Boss. Masterful steering.

[@DKGifford19608]

C4 T-shirt cannon would do some damage

[@FellowNerd_Doug]

7:58 I am SO here for the font discussion.

[@demitasse22]

Omg RIGHT?! I wouldve been fine with a 7-minute tangent Whatever they did, it wasn’t ENOUGH

[@FellowNerd_Doug]

@@demitasse22 Like a thoughtless child just wandering by a garden yanking leaves along the way

[@demitasse22]

@@FellowNerd_Doug *THEY JUST MADE IT BOLD*

[@semajnollissor661]

If you ever do a "Corrections" for The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, then you should correct the reference to Mikhail Gorbachev in the "Out of Breath Jogger from 1982" sketch, because Mikhail Gorbachev didn't become the leader of the Soviet Union until 1985.

[@demitasse22]

I like where this is going

[@jennyferNumberone]

Yes!! New episode!! 🥳❤️🖖✌️

[@Vermiliongod22]

I just love mondays now.

[@bertbrown]

Hey what Quaid does a Kuato have to blow to get some links to the sketches around here?

[@rotherthies]

Yeah try looking up that episode everything they talked about is cut from it on peacock.

[@canadaclaret]

As far as Lutz goes, I say "Leave him alone!"

[@MosHighChadro]

Quato was hilarious. Just watched the one with "Scar Jo" last night.

[@ShawntheButcher]

Great stuff guys. I look forward to listening in every Monday!

[@JoshuaCriger]

19:01 first sponsor ends 45:06 second sponsor ends

[@silverXnoise]

It’s incredible to relive that one year we were all fans of Dane Cook.

[@rotherthies]

Total Recall is based on "we can remember it for wholesale" by Philip K Dick one of the most prolific sifi writers of our times. Blade Runner, Minority Report, Total Recall, Screamers... Come on Andy...

[@demitasse22]

Th e Adjustment Bureau

[@RinostarGames]

A Scanner Darkly

[@wftbanks5737]

10:28 leave him alone! You wanna make fun of somebody make fun of me!

[@demitasse22]

Leave him alone!!

[@stephenmaeda6449]

Ahahhhh. I miss the lonely island. As well as turtleneck and chains

[@treydles]

out of breath jogger from 1982 was one of my favorites dude omg

[@Duccky]

Me & my partner have begun referring to each other a “quaid” instead of dude. So thank you.

[@Doerstopper]

Thank you to the 4 shock jocks for letting me re-live the best time on SNL

[@bonebreaker1029]

Fucking “used gorp” doubled me over in laughter.

[@BJE411]

I’m not even a serial “jackal” but the CO2 and Philip K Dick whiffs were nothing short of jarring. I was just listening to Seth’s family trips podcast and he casually drops the word “oeuvre” as though it’s a common phrase - it’s not - but he’s wholly ignorant of arguably the most prolific science fiction author of the 20th century behind countless massive Hollywood film adaptations? Do better, Seth. 😂 Also - massive fan of the podcast and thank you guys for doing it. It brightens my day when I see a new one has dropped.

[@MackenzieBriggs]

Nobody understands how obsessed I am with Andy

[@Axle-F]

You can be his Kuato

[@jennifermiller6389]

Andy almost got there with his Total Recall footnote. Yeah, it's based on 'something'😆

[@chabnormal]

'Total Recall' is based on a Philip K Dick story: 'We Can Remember It For You, Wholesale'.

[@ekle16]

Any link to KUATO sketch?

[@primis82]

It's on tumblr

[@demitasse22]

Someone posted it on Reddit

[@jkap34]

IT'S OUT THERE JUST LOOK FOR IT!

[@demitasse22]

Ngl Big Wigs looks like 3015 shit That’s subversive af and I’m here for it .

[@sammyjeanh]

Thank god for those Tiny Adidas running shorts

[@demitasse22]

I think we can all agree this was the best thing to come of it

[@leylinesrevealed472]

The use of the word "lexicon" confirms my suspicions that lexicon is a word.

[@silverXnoise]

That’s crazy. A bunch of young comedians get together for a bachelor party, and _the magician_ is the seediest, most immoral part of the night.

[@WhistleblowingGoodWitch]

Somebody's been jackaling The Pod HEEEELLPPP! Frisbee HEEELLPP!! Get your man his tooth gap back!! Your Dad just friggin' called "The Emmys" "The Empings"!!! 😂❤🎉 Love, Andy and Frisbee's Lobby Baby

[@canadaclaret]

The amazing thing is that I completely forgot about Dane Cook.

[@scottschneider7445]

I know this isn’t a late night joint but it’s “Are we human or are we dancer” think Seth made dancer plural there. 🦊

[@demitasse22]

Omfg I was CRYING. He DID pick the hardest one

[@EdOuellette]

I saw them in Minneapolis, too! Flew out from Seattle and got super-trashed in a box and made out with a woman I met in the hotel lobby all while while wearing a tuxedo jacket and bow tie and enjoying the Lonely Island. Epic trip.

[@ryanjustin7606]

Only the real goats know who these guys are

[@TheGeekHeroes]

Or anybody who has access to Wikipedia.

[@molochi]

Or just most people

[@keatonclark3017]

Or anyone who’s been watching since episode 1 because we do

[@ryanjustin7606]

Damn I was tryna say we were all goats 🥲

[@Fuffels]

This is a classic dead internet comment 😆 ai isn't even trying

[@burymeinkief]

I just found this, fucking awesome, love these guys.

[@idaruthia]

16:30 can i get jorma saying “hi” right there as a text tone?

[@adzooks44]

did Seth really say "empings" instead of "emmys" @3:54?

[@WhistleblowingGoodWitch]

Let's Jackal the podcast LET'S GO!@! 😤

[@WhistleblowingGoodWitch]

Holt crap it was totally "Empings"!!!😂 Correction!!!❤

[@benjaminj.kreger-creative8001]

Why can’t I find the kuato sketch?

[@rebeccag.9632]

coming back here to demand more font talk in future episodes

[@clayicus]

How the fuck does Seth not love Kuato!?!?!?

[@BingoClamshell]

The biggest thing about this Podcast that is crazy to me is I guess y'all just have access to a huge dump of all these unseen sketches and it's crazy to me that there isn't some sort of channel to allow people to watch them.

[@canadaclaret]

We know that the "confetti" in a hole punch is made up of chads.

[@Hi-Im-High]

Nooice!!!

[@demitasse22]

GORP

[@travisbain2563]

Please please put Kuato online!

[@hannibalsolo4409]

You know, I do wonder how much my home is worth. But what if it's less than I think? Maybe it's better to not know.

[@ndonaldson80]

19:01 45:06

[@jbaber426]

Doesn't anybody understand Jorma watched family guy who'd cut to Conway way too long and it was funny?! Jorma trying the it's too long jokes is funny. He may or may not have gotten it from macfarlane but it is funny.

[@Scoddygoat]

Looks like the writers over at Rick and Morty are fans of the Kuato sketch: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGjCZoaXrdR5lbc

[@bquan69]

Oh man, I really need to get a second chance theatre on Gerald the worst quade ever!

[@rotherthies]

Golden area but most the episodes in season 32 are 20 mins on peacock because most of the stuff is copyrighted or whatever. I don't understand how that stuff doesn't fall under parody fair uses..

[@JesterLind]

"Great Expectashits" When you think you're gonna' have diarrhea

[@ClassicBabou]

So "Cubicle Fight" was created and written by people who watched Office Space?

[@thepoison103]

Me so corny!!

[@itsBloody]

Man I thought a new video dropped..

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

This pod has been going on for several episodes now, where have you been? 😏

[@smallcutepuppy]

So basically, the Rick and Morty Kuato episode was ripped off entirely from this sketch?

[@shadowlordalucard]

lucky number 13

[@NoSacredCowFla]

And Trump couldn't get a job with the TSA now.

[@molochi]

And if he owns a gun he'll get to share a federal cell with Hunter.

[@Nimnil]

this is great, quaids, but Betterhelp suck tho

[@mnchls]

bummer they don't include any links in the description and instead it's just text pertaining to the sponsors that literally nobody fucking cares about

[@rotherthies]

The Jamie P episode is cut to shit on peacock.

[@BeMoreFunny]

You're not kidding. Only 23 minutes and doesn't even include her monologue... How?

[@rotherthies]

@@BeMoreFunny yeah almost the whole season is like that. Most of the 90s and early 2000s are like that, actually. I understand the music performances being cut, there is no way to quantify the play count, but quite litterally a couple hundred sketches are just completely removed. Like the 3 or 4 Justin Timberlake mascot sing offs, all removed. A couple of Wayne's worlds. bunch of Amy P, and Jimmy F sketches, etc etc... the editing is rampant... I can find the full shows on torrent, most of the time. But it's always like a tape of a tape recorded from live tv "quality".

[@BeMoreFunny]

@@rotherthies There's some weird legal stuff going on when most of what they can air live, and was most likely rebroadcast in reruns during the season, now can't be shown to the public via streaming. And as someone else brought up in these comments, you'd think most of it could be protected by parody, satire, fair use. Like you said, tho, the music part is less surprising. Music has such a stranglehold on TV; prevents countless series from being released on physical media or even streaming. Which is kinda crazy considering how music is so abused by streaming audio services.

[@hayeonkim7838]

🩷🤍🩵

[@darkdragon88]

Misdiarrection

[@canadaclaret]

Diarrhea Hard

[@cousineerie9604]

Andy grew up in Berkeley and doesn't know who Philip K Dick is. Pathetic.