I can't imagine what it must have been like to be a cadet in training to be approached by vader and actually have him tell you that you did something right.
@grzegorzha.5 жыл бұрын
Legendary.
@andrevvsan5 жыл бұрын
It's like gordan Ramsey and telling somones food is good when there boss said it was bad
@neiko92515 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of like when Mike passed the ball to Kerr for the final shot. Or when Cyclops appointed Wolverine as captain of the X-men in his absence.
@fuzzydunlop79285 жыл бұрын
For a patriotic Imperial? NO FINER ORGASM IN ALL THE GALAXY.
@Mbnewman0875 жыл бұрын
you become a grand admiral like the cadet did.
@sharonsharon26045 жыл бұрын
Baylo's balls were used to build the the two death stars...but only after empire engineers reduced their size
@cerromeceo5 жыл бұрын
Good one
@andg_rodg_4_real7105 жыл бұрын
Whos baylo??
@marcusjones63155 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kiera63265 жыл бұрын
Baylo is going to become the Star Wars version of Chuck Norris...
@brayden22545 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mark4tesla5 жыл бұрын
* sees title * Ok, so it's basically Vader killing a dude.
@kevooo12505 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool story though
@DarthVader12735 жыл бұрын
Mark Knight Pretty much
@Citingchimera305 жыл бұрын
Every video I see involves vader killing someone
@An00bis4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there's not much point in watching a middleman read it out when these comic are free online.
@evilsadness38674 жыл бұрын
An00bis you can read these ONLINE? where?
@mrj92995 жыл бұрын
Baylo: "No" Sidious: "I couldn't hear you from...all the way over there."
@noodleramen22175 жыл бұрын
Didn't get it
@innominat39534 жыл бұрын
He's saying Baylo is afraid
@That_Guy_Ty4 жыл бұрын
Innominat or that palps has bad ears, after all he did get a big fuckton of lightning in his face.
@VirusEclipse4 жыл бұрын
Nice Hellboy reference ^^
@nexuslord68314 жыл бұрын
@@noodleramen2217 He’s saying Palpatine was surprised.
@tbradshaw70225 жыл бұрын
"Who had clear hatred and anger in his eyes now. Baylo then exploded-" WHAT? "-into a rant" oh.
@gena_duck8524 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@animatoraoi36724 жыл бұрын
*what if he actually exploded
@woah6293 жыл бұрын
@@animatoraoi3672 seems legit
@Soldier-wi8ps3 жыл бұрын
Cadets would be like "There goes another one. "😂
@osmaine27556 ай бұрын
Exploded like in that Daft Punk clip
@tamadnapagong78605 жыл бұрын
The assassination attempt would have not even worked anyway The gravity of Baylo`s balls would have prevented the ship from going into hyper space.
@jofallowfield71155 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂
@koraegi5 жыл бұрын
The spheres that are on interdictors were actually modelled after baylos balls
@mrdiez84965 жыл бұрын
Lol Nice!!!
@ahvyondrake42715 жыл бұрын
lazy turtle you bastard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@emperorpalpatine55595 жыл бұрын
Han Park no those were too small to be his
@Synphus5 жыл бұрын
"Meltdown the ship he beloved into the metal to be used for cafeteria trays" Rebels attacked an imperial outpost which had an alarming amount of cafeteria trays. These trays were handed over to Krupx, a weapons manufacturer who used the metal to make MG7-A Proton Torpedos for X-Wings armaments, some of which happened to be armed in Luke Skywalker's X-Wing when blowing up the Death Star.
@SystemYTP5 жыл бұрын
Afterwards, all tray makers in the universe were executed by Palpatine for trying to overthrow the Empire. Most of them were... surprised.
@k-8745 жыл бұрын
Synphus *"Alarming amount of trays"* 😂
@moonscript46755 жыл бұрын
Baylo got the last laugh
@Gmanunit13vers25 жыл бұрын
Lol Imagine if this happen It didn't though....did it? At this point I'd believe it.
@michaelmartin90225 жыл бұрын
@@k-874 You weren't there, man... the mashed potato, the peas, I still hear the clanking in my sleep... and that's not even mentioning the washing up. Sometimes I think some of my buddies must still be in that lunch qeue.
@jddebr5 жыл бұрын
That's why Vader is the GOAT. Palpatine wanted to pull some James Bond villain shit, but Vader knew he had to just pull the trigger
@jonathancampbell52315 жыл бұрын
It's possible that Vader actually did it because everything Baylo was saying was 100% true and Vader, whose own balls had been cut off long ago, couldn't stand to be in the same room with someone who actually had the guts to stand up to Palpatine where Vader himself did not.
@obaso.5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Campbell his balls weren’t cut off......
@robinschicha47125 жыл бұрын
Ruler and Servant
@jasonlisonbee5 жыл бұрын
@@obaso. Correct. If he had any he'd still be Jedi Anakin Skywalker.
@FarAtmosphere5 жыл бұрын
@@obaso. he didn't mean it literally lmao
@CT--my4lf6 жыл бұрын
This guy is officially the greatest officer ever.
@MrWhyGuy06 жыл бұрын
True dat
@LAV-III6 жыл бұрын
Yes, Definitely, absolutely
@epic-fictionalprojects43946 жыл бұрын
And a true republic member. I just wish someone was there to stop Vader from murdering him. (I only disagree on the star collision part)
@OrDuneStudios6 жыл бұрын
@@epic-fictionalprojects4394 if onpy he had a backup plan like limpet mines near key systems. *press button in meeting* Boom
@themadtitan76036 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Halo11386 жыл бұрын
"So long story short, I'm going to need you to transfer over to that other academy on Corellia by Tuesday." "No." "...You want to run that by me one more time?"
@jjlim37685 жыл бұрын
No
@migittank67595 жыл бұрын
No *Lip Smack* I'm sorry could you repeat that, bitch?
@chickenpermission5 жыл бұрын
No
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu73315 жыл бұрын
NO
@thelastfishintheseabutnott33625 жыл бұрын
Yes
@classact95575 жыл бұрын
What I love about Baylo is that he is not a “Yes Man” He has clear and understandable objections about how the Imperial navy was being structured, and was not afraid to voice them to Vader and Palpatine. Having “Yes Men” in your military is how you lose wars.
@blackbot71133 жыл бұрын
Indeed. It is clearly preferable to have people in your military that attempt to assassinate their leaders by shooting the whole vessel into the nearest star.
@remo273 жыл бұрын
@@blackbot7113 Point well taken, lol. There's a difference between not being a 'yes man' and being an assassin after all...
@VestedUTuber2 жыл бұрын
@@blackbot7113 More like it's preferable to have people in your military willing to do so if they see the need to do so, as long as you don't ever give them a reason to see the need to do so.
@daben71452 жыл бұрын
@@blackbot7113 if they kill the worst dictators in history of the galaxy, thats exactly the kind of people you want. (if youre a decent human being and not subhuman trash that deserves said fate)
@Globalman432 жыл бұрын
Yes Men and Women are anyone’s downfall.
@BasicShapes5 жыл бұрын
Vader: *Kills Baylo* Palpatine: Vader! This is an outrage, what have you done!?! _I_ was going to kill him!!
@sonicdash7615 жыл бұрын
Fluffy Waffles Palapatine: Psychologically and emotionally. Just like I did to you! Vader: ...What?
@karslake4 жыл бұрын
@@sonicdash761 *Cackles in Sith*
@neegas34904 жыл бұрын
😂
@darthvader38294 жыл бұрын
I regret nothing
@sheevpalpatine92533 жыл бұрын
@@darthvader3829 see me in my officer when we get back vader
@FireCobraClaw6 жыл бұрын
Vader force chokes and kills Bello Palpatine gets mad "Way to go Sand Boy"
@sethmoss86715 жыл бұрын
@Michaelle Green OOOOOOOOO
@niteskye10315 жыл бұрын
I laughed way harder at this after reading it then I should have. xD
@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh88335 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
@gyui10915 жыл бұрын
Eric Kovach sounds like robot chicken palpatine
@CHURCHISAWESUM5 жыл бұрын
I'm dying
@sulphurous26566 жыл бұрын
"just killing him" is the only method Vader knows
@singletona0826 жыл бұрын
Why waste time on the whole convoluted slow torture routine?
@neto59286 жыл бұрын
@Sulphurous Maybe Vader's intentions was sparing Baylo from Palpatine's torture as Vader was kind secretly deluded from his own choices...
@oddish22536 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that most of Palpatine's servants were once his enemies.
@neto59286 жыл бұрын
@@oddish2253 I am sorry but are you sure that most Palpatine's servants were his enemies before?
@somedude92406 жыл бұрын
The man wasn't much of a youngling though.
@pwnsage6 жыл бұрын
Even more impressive is how close he got to killing both Vader and Palpatine. If Vader hadn't intervened on those coordinates, or didn't have the knowledge required to understand their significance, the commandant would have just ended the driving force of the new empire right then and there. No wonder Palpatine wanted to keep the guy around, he was ballsy and efficient.
@sourclout46936 жыл бұрын
It was never close it was written that way lol *pop*
@mybrigoli216 жыл бұрын
Still Vader's gotta restore balance to the force anyway right?
@scalywing16 жыл бұрын
The Emporer most likely had foreseen the attempt on his life, or been warned by spies, or both.
@Rad-Dude63andathird3 жыл бұрын
@@sourclout4693 I mean in-universe yes it was dude. Just because we know that's not how they die doesn't mean it wasn't a nearly fatal incident for the two of them.
@LordTyph2 жыл бұрын
No, it's no wonder why Vader wanted him dead.
@wetroaches16415 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: I don’t like this man Vader: *Kills baylo* Palpatine: bruh I am *A N G E R Y*
@jamesmckinney67684 жыл бұрын
How you do manage to spell angry wrong ya dumbass 😂
@tomfoolery91824 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmckinney6768 he did this on purpose. It's a meme.
@kilz57524 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmckinney6768 now mind your fuckin business DUMBASS
@berg6993 жыл бұрын
@@kilz5752 Says a 9 month late dumbass haha
@jimboonie98853 жыл бұрын
@@berniceslaughter6423 Stfu
@mandalorian52356 жыл бұрын
It’s treason then
@user-Jay1786 жыл бұрын
Literally
@isaiahmoreno30676 жыл бұрын
It was treason
@davidhong19346 жыл бұрын
You underestimate my treason
@isaiahmoreno30676 жыл бұрын
@@davidhong1934 now you will witness the full power of the Dark side of the first
@Regulatory_Vagrancy6 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahmoreno3067 it bothers me so much that your picture isn't Darth Sideous
@RobertoBlake6 жыл бұрын
You’re very underrated. Been lurking for a while and really enjoy the content...
@TheLoreMasterYT6 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Have been a fan of your work as well, a few of your videos have really helped me out when I first was starting out :)
@ilianaleksiev37176 жыл бұрын
oww that is nice of you man...I agree with you.
@fartloose5 жыл бұрын
Finally a Coment that isn't talking about the officers balls
@jofallowfield71155 жыл бұрын
BIG BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ceoof1xmiss1415 жыл бұрын
Hehe the like amount is at the funni weed number
@aviatorengineer34916 жыл бұрын
Baylo's mistake was trying to pull that move on Vader, one of the best pilots in the galaxy. Had anybody else been on that bridge, I doubt they'd have noticed what was wrong. This goes to show the differences between Vader and Palpatine, too. Vader's not a nice guy - he is harsh, but practical. Palpatine's plan was completely excessive, evil for the sake of being evil; Vader simply saw a man who had committed a treasonous act, and executed him for that act.
@tyronelannister99225 жыл бұрын
the whole point was to assassinate Vader, one ship is meaningless in the grand scheme of things
@paladinboyd12285 жыл бұрын
aviatorEngineer, He should have backed up his plan by setting the engines to overload after the jump.
@emanhobbit5 жыл бұрын
Are you really an aviator engineer? Like you studied aerospace engineering?
@emanhobbit5 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic btw
@tsardudebroii5 жыл бұрын
You know no one actually knows that Anakin is Vader except for a few people (Obi-Wan, Palpatine, etc.)
@itsensu5 жыл бұрын
This should be called “The simple man who almost assassinated Vader and Palpatine”
@cristiancalderon74123 жыл бұрын
More like the Officer who swiped left to Vader and Sidious
@jacrispy32756 жыл бұрын
The one Imperial officer that I actually admire.
@jacrispy32756 жыл бұрын
@16bit Classics - THATS NOT THE POINT!!! ; )
@imposterblockade18266 жыл бұрын
@16bit Classics still considered imperial
@wizardcat76545 жыл бұрын
Grand Admiral Thrawn?
@jacket05195 жыл бұрын
Mathew C. I like the one who was Vader’s only friend
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
I like Tarkin and the officer who Vader considered his friend.
@IrkenExile6 жыл бұрын
Unflinching courage in the face of certain death... I salute him
@oddish22536 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that most of Palpatine's servants were once his enemies.
@oliverschoneck77506 жыл бұрын
its easy to be brave when thats the only option. its much harder to do so when you know you can take the easy way out and live.
@ShiddyKong6 жыл бұрын
he wasnt an actual person i dont think
@ajdominguez10023 жыл бұрын
@@oliverschoneck7750 I mean, he was about to sacrifice himself... he was trying to have both on one ship so it could work... but noooo Emo Skyguy being the pilot he is...
@Deathmare2352 жыл бұрын
@@oddish2253 wait what?
@Fiddlemaster566 жыл бұрын
"melt down the ship for cafeteria trays." Yah...I can't imagine the Emperor saying those words. Ever.
@pizzatime47005 жыл бұрын
Johnny Vegas I mean what will you do to someone’s pride and joy of a ship
@Voldarok5 жыл бұрын
@@pizzatime4700 Take it from them and make them watch as it, alongside everything it stood for, becomes yet another cog in the massive machine that the man despised, the Empire. It's a more painful, consistent and slow burn to the man than seeing it destroyed for scrap iron.
@tripwire47275 жыл бұрын
Just stretch out "cafeteria" and then spit out "trays".... something something something cafeteria trays..
@Soulslayer6125 жыл бұрын
@@tripwire4727 something something something DARK SIDE...
@karslake5 жыл бұрын
Melt down the ship for cafeteria trays.
@DoctorWhoKage3 жыл бұрын
I love how Darth Vader was much nicer to the flight cadets in this ship than most of the Imperial Officers in his service.
@yehudisfriedman84592 жыл бұрын
It said these were the early days….
@CojaGamez2 жыл бұрын
Vader had respect for people who actually worked hard and had merit, he had no respect for lazy officers who were only there because they had family connections
@thehippie36102 жыл бұрын
I feel like you're confusing nice with cold. Even with the one cadet he interacted with all he did was like a teacher check the work and fix it. He wasn't any more nice than you would be to say, a giant cockroach that's driving your uber. Yeah sure it may get ya there, you may not try yo squish it right there, but you have no interest in being nice
@rover50582 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone trying to make vader look like a good guy lmao
@CojaGamez2 жыл бұрын
@@rover5058 He isn't. But he had respect for certain people
@kingcrimson14676 жыл бұрын
This shows the difference in cruelty between Vader and Sidious, Vader will simply kill you, Sidious will turn you and everything you loved into the monsters you were fighting. Just like Anakin.
@TheManofthecross6 жыл бұрын
between the two Sidious is the greater threat cause of exactly that. turn everyone thing and you in to mosters. better to die a hero then live long enough to become the villain.
@kevinhasch30976 жыл бұрын
Ive always felt that Vader could be ruthless simply to get the job done whereas Palpatine actually enjoyed hurting people
@DJchilcott6 жыл бұрын
Hmm... Am I stretching to think that Vader's tendency to just outright kill those he deems failures/threats could, in a twisted way, be the spark of light within him trying to prevent suffering?
@Qaeta6 жыл бұрын
@@DJchilcott The thing with Vader is that he never really wanted to be dark side. He just never really saw another choice. He didn't believe he could beat Palpatine.
@DJchilcott6 жыл бұрын
@@Qaeta Good point. Luke probably sensed this lack of true devotion to the dark side and was able to exploit it to redeem Vader.
@CatalystUniversity2 жыл бұрын
Baylo: goes on a rant Palpatine: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
@Saxton_Hoovy2 жыл бұрын
That promotion didn't last long.
@MrSpinachguy2 жыл бұрын
I actually saw someone pull that off at a fast food job I worked at once. I hated that job. She cussed out the manager to his face and he wanted to promote her, but she went into the Navy as a nurse instead.
@emperor_ivan Жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant reference lol
@danielmunoz22206 жыл бұрын
Brave man, braver than most.
@nigelskrypt6 жыл бұрын
I don't know how he can walk with balls that big.
@chrispines34776 жыл бұрын
Yes how brave to commit suicide with a bunch of students and colleagues for your pride.
@isaiahmoreno30676 жыл бұрын
He died braver than most
@thesuddendemise77356 жыл бұрын
Chris Pines He was willing to make a stand even if it meant sacrificing others. I’m sure he cared deeply about the others and wished it could have been different but he was looking at the bigger picture knowing that he could stop this corruption.
@firepower70176 жыл бұрын
Analia Red Kinda odd to somebody who likes the IJN. I mean the Imperial Navy was based off the IJN
@SharapovaFan4 жыл бұрын
What's scary about Palpatine is he knows your deepest fears. Having Baylo watch as all he built and cherished gone twisted would torment him to his very core until his demise. It's like watching your own children go astray. Vader's swift execution of him is actually a mercy that Palpatine didn't want to give him. Palpatine, being the devil of Star Wars, was denied.
@DoctorWhoKage2 жыл бұрын
That strangely is another thing that gives credence to what Padme said about there still being good in Anakin. Darth Vader was once Anakin Skywalker, a war hero. Loyal to the Republic above all else. I think that Baylo's bravery to stand up for what *he* believes in reminds Vader of himself as a young Jedi, eager to protect the Republic which was why (in my opinion) Vader chose to show him swift mercy because it is preferable to the ultimate torment Baylo would be facing if he was Sidious' victim and because Vader hates everything that reminds him of Anakin Skywalker.
@Deathmare2352 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorWhoKage I’m pretty sure it’s just cause Vader is a pretty merciful guy and he didn’t hate baylo
@Voldrim359 Жыл бұрын
Vader looked at Baylo as a threat, while Palpatine looked at Baylo as a plaything
@jessiegunther10796 жыл бұрын
He had guts, I give him that. Ans yet, it was the start for Rae Sloane, one of the best imperials we would ever see and like. All this is thanks to her.
@TheLoreMasterYT6 жыл бұрын
She would later reflect on the things Baylo taught her during the battle of Endor, especially the importance of keeping a calm appearance while on the bridge of a ship during a chaotic battle
@jessiegunther10796 жыл бұрын
She did learn well from him. You really should make a video about her. And if this is of interest, a friend of mine works on a fanfiction story where she's the main character, and I have something familiar planned.
@MrRe-pg7fj6 жыл бұрын
Jessie Günther agreed.
@user-Jay1786 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@oddish22536 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that most of Palpatine's servants were once his enemies.
@drnumbnuts6565 жыл бұрын
Little known fact: Baylo was secretly cloned, and the clones’ balls were cut off to create the gravity wells on the Eclipse.
@ruarisheeran88694 жыл бұрын
Come again
@drnumbnuts6564 жыл бұрын
Ruari sheeran Did I stutter.
@ruarisheeran88694 жыл бұрын
Dr Numbnuts ye- yeah
@drnumbnuts6564 жыл бұрын
Ruari sheeran Fair enough.
@ruarisheeran88694 жыл бұрын
Dr Numbnuts 😂😂
@youzettasonsofdigits16395 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: In the end, you will always kneel. Baylo: Not to men like you. Palpatine: There are no men like me. Baylo: There are always men like you. Palpatine: Haha.....good....goo- (Vader kills Baylo) Palpatine: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?! I COULD'VE EATEN THAT!
@freeyourmind15295 жыл бұрын
YouZettaSonsOfDigits Starkiller: * parries Vader’s Lightsaber* The last time I was in the same room with you, we didn’t get along so well...”
@karslake4 жыл бұрын
Cannibalism 0.0
@ianparr99504 жыл бұрын
Avengers reference
@archergaming54 жыл бұрын
YouZettaSonsOfDigits Kneel
@cristiancalderon74123 жыл бұрын
Whether he can eat his insults or his bawls
@jacobmaguire14824 жыл бұрын
Ironic how this all happened on a ship called "the defiance"
@Matthew-wl8tk6 жыл бұрын
7:54 lol vader looks so sad that he disappointed palpatine
"It takes a REAL hero to be beaten up and ridiculed by EVERYONE and STILL have the heart and will to do good." -ConnorTheWaffle
@jacrispy32756 жыл бұрын
Good citation from whoever 'ConnorTheWaffle' is...
@antasmathebatking23866 жыл бұрын
@@jacrispy3275 Look up..."King DeDeDe is a hero". You vill see vhat I mean.
@heretyk_13375 жыл бұрын
Bit of an offtop- when it comes to Star Wars-, but i love this story, and i cry every time i tell it to someone, and it is in line with first comment of this section: Met a guy once- friend of a pal, of a pal... etc.We were basically drinking at some dude`s house, back at my university days, and there is this one guy, who didn`t. Me being shitfaced by the time i spotted him, of course started to pester him "what? Ya won`t drink with me?"- and so on, jokingly telling him, that not drinking is first sign of a person, who would sell his mates to the police etc. Just to get him going. One of my pals actually dragged me gently to the side and told me, that this guy won`t touch booze, because both of his parents were alcoholic. That he is eldest brother of four siblings, and that he fought his whole life to be clean, and how he worked hard even, when he was in highschool, just to make money, to give them food, books, clothes. Yeah, there were grandparents, who helped a lot, but they also hadtheir limits, and he also wanted to pay them back, and relief some of their worries: for example, his youngest sister had this school trip, and someone had to pay money for that- for her to have at least few normal moments in her school life... So he took additional shifts, put together enough, sent her somewhere, with school, so she could have friends... And you have to remember, that this was a house, where parents stole from children, just to buy booze- so any gift from grandparents, friends of family, neighbours, teachers- toys, games, clothes, books... All of that had to be protected by a guy, who was 16 at the time, and had to be everywhere at once... And what is more he was 5, when first sibling arrived- which means he was in this Hell for 5 FUCKING YEARS COMPLETELY ALONE. You are just dropped at most shitty hell hole in vicinity, and you have to deal with it, on your own- there is no guide, text bubbles telling you what to do. You work your shit out for yourself. And at he age of 7 he became de facto A FATHER to his siblings... Imagine having to grow up at the age of 7... I don`t even remember it well, and he already had to pass "speed course"...(Some other guy later told me that those siblings of his came out to be people as well, not some drunken assholes, and that they had undying love for him, for all he have done for them, and what he taught them. I do hope so- guy was half grey on the head at the age of 21, i hope they paid him back. He already had fiancee, who told me, that there is no way in hell, she`d want to be only his girlfriend, because he is special) But to the point-(i hope you do understand i`ll paraphrase, as i don`t really remember every word) so i heard the story, got teary eyed, went back to apologise- guy said, i didn`t do anything wrong really, and that it is fine. And me, with my fucking drunken "tact" said something like: - I can`t believe it, really. Where did you got all that strength from? In your place i`d be probably drug dealing pimp, or a killer... - Oh, i have lots to thank my parents for. - Like what? - They taught me, how NOT to treat others... I can`t even tell this story out loud, as my throat is closed completely every time i try- where did this soul was made, and what did they use to create it, because clearly sociophatic asshole, like me, had to be made in different place, with some trash, nobody else wanted. Angel fell off, or what? This guy was more of a man, at the age of 5, then i`ll ever be, no matter how long i`ll live So Antasma- life did kick this guy time and time again, and he stood up everytime, like it was nothing. He was thrown into the pile of shit, and came out clean and shiny. Hero? Not a ounce of a doubt. And put it into the context of some assholes crying, that they cannot use gender neutral toilet, or some shit... Yeah, whenever i want to bitch, i have this story play in the back of my head
@siegel9476 жыл бұрын
All my respects goes to the Imperial Officer Instructor Baylo for having to stood face to face with the emperor and Vader of their wicked deeds to the Imperial navy...
@basilharpham93726 жыл бұрын
*Republic Officer Instructor Baylo, fixed that for you
@harrisontwyman14514 жыл бұрын
There are three things all wise men fear; the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the rage of a gentle man
@God-ve1zk4 жыл бұрын
Ah i see what you did there, fellow person of culture
@Brucasco2 жыл бұрын
"Good men don't have any rules. And today is not the day to find out why i have so many."
@SoupDragonification6 жыл бұрын
And so the ship was melted into trays and one day Vader took a tray in the cafeteria and said "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "Did you dry these in a rain forrest?"
@connorblain68156 жыл бұрын
Yes
@designergravy16696 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@MadMax-yq9ix5 жыл бұрын
I don't get this sad little joke
@1ListerofSmeg5 жыл бұрын
@@MadMax-yq9ix Perhaps... just perhaps.. It is not the joke that is sad and little. This comes from the life of: Mr. Stevens - Head of Catering. You can find it and learn and grow padawan. :^7
@jakejennings12395 жыл бұрын
Mad Max are you Jeff Vader?
@pokegenandoz15746 жыл бұрын
They can melt this mans steel balls for those cafeteria trays 😎😎😂
Vader:kills guy Palpatine: "No! You should have force choked his nuts."
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki69176 жыл бұрын
Vader: I can't! his nuts are too strong
@darklusare75826 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: "Then you shoudn't have killed him."
@Maddinhpws6 жыл бұрын
I don't think Vaders powers reach wide enough to grasp this mans balls
@AbzorTCryteK6 жыл бұрын
"Noooo, nooo, nooo, YOOOOU should've taken his nuts"
@cptkettch6 жыл бұрын
Only Darkhelmet stoops low enough to force choke nuts. Hail Scroob.
@CaseyRedgrave5 жыл бұрын
In Palpatine's mind : " I am gonna make him suffer till he begs , gonna destroy everything he worked for , gonna..." *Vader force snaps his neck* Palpatine : Wtf dude
@hoopsonwheels6 жыл бұрын
Despite the fact Vader was in more pain the officer had bigger balls than Vader he’s a normal freakin human! Not a Sith Lord who’s a force user he honestly had the biggest balls to stand up to two Sith Lords that could easily have killed him
@stud60606 жыл бұрын
Alex Arriaga well he’s ignorant to sidious’s power and doesn’t know how much pain he can inflict. Remember they still see him as a regular chancellor/dictator
@hoopsonwheels6 жыл бұрын
Stud true the chances that he didn’t know about the powers of Vader and Sidious is 100% but he also had little regard for his life to begin with. I find both Sideous and Vader fascinating In that the emperor is all about slowly breaking his victims and slow hellish torture Vader is more efficient and would rather end the threat outright
@hoopsonwheels6 жыл бұрын
Hiekkalinna you have a good point if the Vader comics are anything to go by they’re really nailing the whole inner pain over outward pain that legends pushed
@stud60606 жыл бұрын
Alex Arriaga there are things far worse than death
@darthutah66496 жыл бұрын
@@stud6060 He probably knew that Vader was really powerful though
@MattMaloneMD6 жыл бұрын
"Melt down the ship he beloved into metal to be used for cafeteria trays". That's a lot of cafeteria trays!
@Uyarasuk6 жыл бұрын
The Galactic Empire has a lot of cafeterias.
@Voodooray0076 жыл бұрын
Uyarasuk Make sure you get the cake first and thank Eddie after that.
@mothmanofaustraliaradio88885 жыл бұрын
Voodoo Ray Grand Moff Izzard: we going to run out of cake at this rate.
@fandude76 жыл бұрын
Guts and courage is what it takes to stand up to evil.
@Laesis5 жыл бұрын
It's called being suicidal.
@SalreixVonOtsuu5 жыл бұрын
@@Laesis oof.
@Laesis5 жыл бұрын
@@SalreixVonOtsuu Lol.
@0kewl5 жыл бұрын
@@Laesis "A brave man does not see death where glory stands; that is the coward's duty". -Admiral Thrawn
Obi-wan: i sense a disturbe- oh, it’s vader again. *sighs* i hate it when he does that
@YungJayDaRBL4 жыл бұрын
This shit is so funny bro
@Opal_Elephant6 жыл бұрын
It's incredible the amount of lore Star Wars has yet Hollywood continuously make shit movies.....SHAME. SHAME. SHAME
@danielharvison75106 жыл бұрын
A movie drawing on the Old Republic setting would just be fantastic. Include a Revan storyline (from SWKOTOR, not the online game, couldn't give a toss about that) for maximum points.
@conorcorrigan7656 жыл бұрын
There was Palpatine reborn in clone bodies, The Thrawn campaigns, Luke turning to the dark side, reborn palpatine getting killed by his own force storm on the Eclipse, the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion, and Disney just throws all that out in favour of purple-haired admirals and Mary Poppins Leia...
@conorcorrigan7655 жыл бұрын
@Michaelle Green Does Rouge One make up for TLJ and middle-school principals as admirals? It does not. Also it would have been a change of tone, but what an amazing opportunity lost with the Yvuzang Vong wars. SO MUCH potential there. I mean, force-immune invaders from outside the galaxy? Rebels and the Imperial Remnant forced to work together to defeat the alien threat? The capture and partial terraforming of Coruscant? The fact that the massive military buildup during the Imperial era was not just to keep rebellious planets in line, but was also in part due to Palpatine's sensing the invasion coming in the not-too distant future, adding a whole new dimension to his character. Everything we've seen previously in Star wars has been a galactic civilization fighting itself basically. An intergalactic conflict would up the sale of the whole universe by an entire Kardashav level... All gone so now we can have Rey the Invincible parts I II and III, plus a few gimmicks from the previous trilogies coated in Disney sugar to make normies go "Hey look- it's Luke! I remember Luke! Psssfft i am your father Psssft... Hey- anyone want to go buy plastic lightsabers?
@nukclear27415 жыл бұрын
@@danielharvison7510 Well... if one thing is off the fanbase will pull a rebellion, so you can see why they avoid those stories.
@bosssayce58535 жыл бұрын
Conor Corrigan lol imagine being mad at an award winning actress for playing a role that makes you upset. Yuhzan Vong were shitty books, Star Wars fans are manbabies
@achaudhari1016 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is that guy is the same age as Palpatine.
@bobcatgaze6 жыл бұрын
The greatest irony in all of this, is the fact that blind obedience (from the cadet) would have resulted in Palpatine's death, had vader not intervened. And yet Palpatine demanded blind obedience from Vader, in spite of this. The force is intricate.
@bobcatgaze6 жыл бұрын
@midgetydeath ... thats the irony. Like I said. Her blind obedience would have resulted in everyone's death.. even in spite of his mastery. Lord Vader checked after her work only because he was sensitive to this most subtle deception taking place. And even in that, he was sensitive to what the emperor was blind to. Part of him also knew that the defector would be dangerous to be left alive. The emperor's casual indulgence in the suffering of other's comes off to Vader as a weakness. And rightfully so. The seeds of Anakin's 2nd major betrayal continued to grow with each time the emperor failed to understand the force like he could. Again, the force is complicated. And the emperor could never hope to match Anakin in sheer contemplation of, and competence of, the force.
@grondhero6 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ. The cadet did use blind obedience, but Vader detected something was off. She obeyed her superior officer, then she obeyed Vader, who was superior to Baylo. In the book, Vader deduces Palpatine ordered Vader the menial task to watch over the bridge because Palpatine knew what was going on, but was putting Vader through another test. It's in the last chapter of the book _Lords of the Sith_ by Paul S. Kemp (2015), or at least the 2016 version which includes the short story "Orientation," which was originally published in _Star Wars Insider Magazine_ #157.
@michaelskywalker30896 жыл бұрын
The force had nothing to do with the stupidity of human interactions when people have disproportionate power over others without meaningful recourse for those subject to that power. The irony you pointed out is appreciated J W. In my opinion, it is the cynicism, arrogance and unwillingness to share power over an entire Galaxy that ultimately kills Palpatine and his dream of a militarized unification of the galaxy systems.
@michaelskywalker30896 жыл бұрын
Also, I agree with you J W, the cadet illustrated blind obedience when she should have been confident enough to trust her own calculations and humble enough to consult with others before using hyperspatial navigation equations without double or triple checking them first.
@michaelskywalker30896 жыл бұрын
But I also agree that Palpatine could not approach the visceral mastery and contemplation of the force that Anakin possesed having been mentored by two of the greatest Jedi in their modern times.
@Koddy995 жыл бұрын
Officer : "No, I won't do what you ordered me to do." Palpatine : *"I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES"*
@Illuminatea5 жыл бұрын
L U C A S
@scruffytheseagull4 жыл бұрын
LOUDMOUTH
@anonymousshawn99966 жыл бұрын
The one flaw in his plan was talking too much. The "Your emperor" comment alerted Vader, which caused Vader to dig deeper into the matter. Had he never spoken to Vader, it would have went unnoticed and his plan of Defiance would have succeeded...
@marcbartuschka63726 жыл бұрын
Maybe. Or maybe the danger sense of one of this two powerful force-users would have kicked in. Or Rae would have worked over the things a second time on her own and would have done something AFTER he left (she seems the woman to do so).
@anonymousshawn99966 жыл бұрын
Marc Bartuschka haha "danger sense" lmao "My spider senses are tingling" lol "That's not how the force works!"
@marcbartuschka63726 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousshawn9996 And who are you to know to 100 percent that it was not some kind ob warning that triggered Vader to had a deeper look into that? Palps (Vader much less) sensed things which were far away, and a imminent threat to their life right under their nose...
@anonymousshawn99966 жыл бұрын
Marc Bartuschka it's all speculation honestly. IMO, the force isn't some mystical bs, it's scientific fact (M×A2=F). "I can feel your anger,"-Palpatine in ROTJ, shows the force ability of psychology and behavioral assessment. All of these Force powers have some basis in real scientific fact, albeit, a little exaggerated. So using that logic, Vader hearing that comment paid extra attention to the details of that incident, which in turn, alerted him to the psychological distress of Sloan, which in turn, caused the calculation to be double-checked. But that's just my opinion. I guess "from a certain point of view,"-Obiwan in ANH, it can be viewed as the force that alerted Vader after all haha.
@marcbartuschka63726 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousshawn9996 Yeah, that is true. I am of course aware that even powerful force user could be tricked and ambushed. The power and effect seems even to differ for the same person from situation to situation. I am just not sure that this plan would have worked in ANY case even if the guy had hold his tongue...
@HartlyLion6 жыл бұрын
The man was dying anyway, So he went down like a badass even tho he did not kill the two Siths
@leonesenpai6 жыл бұрын
Everyone's talking about balls, like tf 😂
@invicktusimperium6 жыл бұрын
Because everyone on the imperial army is very scared of Vader and Palpatine. This is the first time someone stood up to the two sith lords.
@Don110375 жыл бұрын
@Apathetic Apparition the weeb comminity is the last group you want coming for you
@EannaWithAFada5 жыл бұрын
Not those balls! Balls as in guts Guts as in courage
@cptmactavish33105 жыл бұрын
11037 subs no videos? gambler We stand together! All of us!
@somthing57055 жыл бұрын
What? Were those ball jokes too much for your eyeBALLS?
@LovleyLemonade Жыл бұрын
I love how Palpatine was amused by the officer's rant to the point that Vader killing him irritated Palpatine.
@silverace47416 жыл бұрын
He was in charge of a ship named Defiance what did you expect?
@JulyFourth17766 жыл бұрын
Lol!😂
@jdniscool6 жыл бұрын
Irony and foreshadowing
@noHarmony16 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: No? NO?! What´s up with this "No" BS all of a sudden? First this angry six foot peppershaker says "No" when I give him a shiny new starship, now this wrinkly old Muggel tries to do that too? That´s it, you´re getting lightninged! And I swear to the force, if anyone else tries to pull that "No" crap, say for example some whiny blond Jedi boy when I try to pull him to the dark side I´m gonna throw myself down an elevator shaft! Darth Vader (whispers): Lord Vader will remember that...
@EchthelionII6 жыл бұрын
I read this as the Robot Chicken Palpatine voice, this would make a great addition to the many Robot Chicken Star Wars parodies.
@granmastersword6 жыл бұрын
@@EchthelionII same here
@anxiousearth6806 жыл бұрын
Nice
@panz10566 жыл бұрын
NoHarmony nice profile pic 😂
@LAV-III6 жыл бұрын
This should be in chicken Robot
@qtsosa6 жыл бұрын
What Palpatine would've done to him is the difference between an Emperor and a Dark Lord of the Sith. Great as always, thank you...
@TheManofthecross6 жыл бұрын
what palpatine would had done is let the man stay on and be tormented in living hell to force him to watch as the navy he knew of get corroupted and turned right before his eyes and had nothing to do it.
@qtsosa6 жыл бұрын
@@TheManofthecross Agreed...
@TheManofthecross6 жыл бұрын
@@qtsosa yep he had nothing to lose but his life at this point.
@anxiousearth6806 жыл бұрын
Palpatine's way sounds like a good way to get stabbed in the back.
@romanplays16 жыл бұрын
@@TheManofthecross that wouldnt work..the dude already saw that :P
@ZonnexNecton5 жыл бұрын
The fact that the old "tough as death" dude was about to be spared for the Emperor's amusement is something. Vader, well... does what Vader does. It's like a sitcom. Palpatine: "Vader!" Vader: "Oops. I must've... snapped!" *laugh track*
@demi-femme48213 жыл бұрын
Well, considering how Vader kept his propensity for one-liners...
@jamesbellefeuille29263 жыл бұрын
That was amusing. Makes me think Vader was trolling Palpatine as much as he was executing someone for treason.
@corbinskywalker6 жыл бұрын
It's Outrageous!!!
@jayjansen90866 жыл бұрын
Take a seat, young connor
@JakeSafetyMan6 жыл бұрын
It's unfair!!!
@thessop94396 жыл бұрын
wrong channel m8
@Jack_Klash6 жыл бұрын
300th thumb up I rule :)...
@chancellorpalpatineakathes61306 жыл бұрын
Lautaro Cruz The Senate will decide on that.
@cloudftw1136 жыл бұрын
How did Baylo walk into the meeting with balls made out of pure adamantium?
@nyipnyop6 жыл бұрын
adamantium balls in SW universe. Tell me, how is that not the most ambitious crossover in history?
@Transgender-ProphetMohammed6 жыл бұрын
adamantium balls....so this guy is a guardsman or what? cool thing he was against this....false.....corpse emperor palpatine guy.
@HamguyBacon6 жыл бұрын
he was old and didn't give a shit anymore.
@kaseytormanen19046 жыл бұрын
@@nyipnyop Well, they are both owned by Disney now. Corporate synergy FTW!
@DeathMessenger19886 жыл бұрын
Adamantium?! Lame. Nope, this guy clearly got castrated at some point, then decided "Meh, I'll just kick Thor's ass and make me some new balls out of his Mjolnir". This guy's got URU BALLS!!
@demonicaxeman72646 жыл бұрын
I think Palpatine likes defiant interaction from others. Being a politician for decades, he probably finds such things as entertaining. Vader, however, does not think on the same wavelength.
@rustyshackleford176 жыл бұрын
Palpatine gets a force stiffy when someone defies him. However, he gets his rocks off "reminding" them who is in charge.
@Amadeus84845 жыл бұрын
Emperor: "I will need 110% effort." Baylo: "That's impossible. You can't give more than 100%."
@Nugnugnug6 жыл бұрын
My first thought when I read the video title was, "Hmm. Wonder how Vader killed him."
@ovni22956 жыл бұрын
Same.
@ironstorm16906 жыл бұрын
Yup
@darthutah66496 жыл бұрын
it was probably the usual way
@KarakTo6 жыл бұрын
I just assumed Vader Force choked the guy.
@Rad-Dude63andathird6 жыл бұрын
Same as always. He isn't exactly varied unless it's in combat.
@ngx-23306 жыл бұрын
Rebel alliance should make a sand deathstar to kill vader
@xxxxx66226 жыл бұрын
Yes, earth vader is indeed a powerful enemy, even more so than air vader
@ngx-23306 жыл бұрын
Auto correct at it's best
@elijahwatson34746 жыл бұрын
He went to the Lars home to learn about Luke.
@Regulatory_Vagrancy6 жыл бұрын
@@xxxxx6622 ...but all that changed when the fire Vader attacked..
@napoleonicinfanterie63776 жыл бұрын
The ISB wants to know your location
@ThePa1riot6 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer that Vader killed Baylo. He may not have meant it this way but death is better than corruption. Exactly as Baylo believed.
@ThePa1riot6 жыл бұрын
Tom Val Not sure what you mean by “trust in the light.” I’m just saying that it’s better Baylo die before Sidious could comprise everything he stood for.
@JasonTorresSr6 жыл бұрын
Vader. there is still lifht in him. Maybe he killed him out of compation. mixed with envy. if he cant use him then no one would
@ThePa1riot6 жыл бұрын
jason sr torres I didn’t even think of it like that. Personally I think it’s just Vader’s mindset to kill threats as soon as you know about them versus Sidious’ more, well, insidious strategy of co-opting your enemies but who knows? Even at his worse, Vader would have more compassion than his master ever would and the idea of killing as mercy is something he’d come to.
@scalywing16 жыл бұрын
If this were a real life emperor or king, he would have been made an example of, partially because he was a high ranking officer. The guy first would have been arrested, then beaten or tortured, then there would have been a show trial. Then he would have been tortured again until he gave a confession, then he would have been subjected to a gruesome public execution, to serve as a warning to possible future traitors.
@ThePa1riot6 жыл бұрын
scalywing1 Sidious probably was planning something similar. To utterly destroy him before he let him die.
@ProLogic-dr9vv5 жыл бұрын
1:26 It ticked me off when lord Vader thought the old man didn't really know pain just because he never experienced as much pain that Vader did. Just because the old man's pain was nothing like Vader's, does not mean the old man's pain did not count .
@NeoArashi Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Vader had a classic case of "my case is worse, so yours doesn't count"
@user-Jay1786 жыл бұрын
Glad he did Palpatine had a big ego and he was really brave glad you do these video.
@user-Jay1786 жыл бұрын
@@nathanmalone1047 lol
@dapperbones62386 жыл бұрын
Dude, are those balls of steel getting heavy?
@MoonLight-zj8iu6 жыл бұрын
It's why he has back pain :p
@yeahwitda6 жыл бұрын
5 in a row
@williamstowaway11155 жыл бұрын
No wonder they keep making multiple death stars
@Dilopho5 жыл бұрын
oh, vader's a gatekeeper?? "Oh, you think you have pain, I know REAL pain.." Yeah, Vader, that still doesn't fix the guy's back
@Krosstic4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, when you lose all your limbs and burn in lava while the guy who fucked you over yells down at you about prophecies or some such. I think you have the undeniable right to critique people who have back problems
@That_Guy_Ty4 жыл бұрын
Kross I don’t think you do have that right, let’s not forget that it wasn’t even Baylo saying he had back problems, Vader is a bitch who can’t accept other people can feel pain also, Vader signed up for pain when he became a Sith.
@kodiegamingandmore62614 жыл бұрын
@@That_Guy_Ty Lmfao I thought he became a sith to protect his love
@kilz57524 жыл бұрын
@@Krosstic "while the guy who fucked you over yells down at you" made me laugh so hard. i just imagined anakin laying there dying while kenobi yells at him from on top of the hill lmfao
@trvpmusic25693 жыл бұрын
@@Krosstic lmao the fact that anakin wasn't listening to ANY of that when Obi wan was yelling about prophecies makes me laugh 😂 cause like who tf would care or listen after being lit on fire with all your limbs cut off
@gsnad5 жыл бұрын
Vader: I sense a great disturbance in the force...... Palpy: Yeah, it's the pair that Baylo keeps between his legs
@pingupangu16 жыл бұрын
This little video and story alone, is better than last jedi and force awakens
@her08806 жыл бұрын
Sick of this shit from people like you, it's boring and annoying.
@pingupangu16 жыл бұрын
@@her0880 The truth often hurts Star Wars casuals like yourself
@BertMagurt6 жыл бұрын
@@pingupangu1 Oof
@morgulstower58396 жыл бұрын
Strong white men: check none white women and other races with white men: check no feminism: check yeah this is good stuff.
@theminisimmer6 жыл бұрын
@@morgulstower5839 I love TFA and TLJ, but, I think you're very wrong. Star Wars was actually quite ahead of its time, just because a lot of the heroes are white males, doesn't mean that it's sexist and racist or whetever you think it is. The two sci fi giants Star Wars and Star Trek have ways been ahead of their time, with females and people of colour as good strong characters and in positions of power.
@jorikrouwenhorst72206 жыл бұрын
What a badass. You can hear his balls drag across the floor!
@raylongoria35656 жыл бұрын
More like drag across their face in disrespect
@anonymousshawn99966 жыл бұрын
Ray Longoria drag across their face in DEFIANCE!
@nythedarkskin90816 жыл бұрын
😂😂☠️☠️
@zefanyalt59446 жыл бұрын
No wonder his back are hurting, dragging his own balls across
@Dtt46 жыл бұрын
I can hear you suckling on it.
@Basillic6 жыл бұрын
Damn that officer has so much nerves... Can't wait to become an old grumpy person who gives no shits aswell!
@harleyspawn5 жыл бұрын
I was honestly waiting for the commandant's little "change" in coordinates to become a test; like "don't always blindly trust what your superiors tell you." Or I thought he would show up to the meeting and reveal that his teachings were not just for the cadets, but for Vader's command skills, too. Oh well.
@tylercripps96756 жыл бұрын
I love the difference between Vader and Palpatine. Vader gets mad? Your throat caves in and you don’t see the light of day again. Palpatine gets mad? Everything you love is destroyed, and everything you know is turned upside down, and then you’re left in the middle of it. Shows how straightforward and impatient Vader is, he wants the immediate reward, or punishment in this case. Palpatine? He’s willing to sit it out and allow the world to have its way with you, because he doesn’t see punishment as a tool, he sees it as his own enjoyment. He’s a sadist.
@singletona0826 жыл бұрын
In short? Vader doesn't respect you enough to devote the time needed for anything other than breaking your neck.
@arandombard11976 жыл бұрын
Palpatine just got bored with the bureaucracy of running an empire. He enjoyed these little challenges. He can kill anything he wants so its not a particularly entertaining thing to do.
@legendthe27726 жыл бұрын
If i see anothet comment about this guy's balls im going to go insane Edit: I guess you can say I will go "nuts"
@deprogramclips44096 жыл бұрын
This guy's balls
@legendthe27726 жыл бұрын
Where is the bleach
@kingdub11296 жыл бұрын
Same, I’d go nuts.
@issac829836 жыл бұрын
A MovingPicture balls in your face
@chad89776 жыл бұрын
you just made one.
@JoniukasVader6 жыл бұрын
It's Unfair!!!
@thessop94396 жыл бұрын
Star Wars theory rocks
@dylansaccount206 жыл бұрын
I swear the comment above you is “It is outrageous”
@jamesmiller40546 жыл бұрын
JoniukasVader take a seat
@mrgreytea25986 жыл бұрын
I feel you, Vader the pampered dickhead got babysat by his boyfriend Palpatine, saw a bit of action alongside replaceable troops, and was born magic, meanwhile the guy raised and trained leaders just to watch them die on a regular basis, watched a good society turn in on itself, was absorbed by an organization full of panzy crybaby sithlords that kill everything because poor little vadey killed his girlfriend and sucked so much at fighting he never heard of the high ground, and was now training soldiers for those crybaby sithlords.
@wdsmn79686 жыл бұрын
Kathryn
@commanderkei95375 жыл бұрын
"I *order* you to SURRENDER THAT SHIP!" "No sir" "..." "ARREST THAT MAN!"
@summonwyvern5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this xD
@chuchulainn92755 жыл бұрын
I got it!
@donaldsterling16315 жыл бұрын
GIVE... ME... THAT... SHIP...
@indg02055 жыл бұрын
_This truly is it, Chief._
@heretyk_13375 жыл бұрын
@@donaldsterling1631 Nope.
@randytyson6 жыл бұрын
Damn this was very impactful, I wished this would be in a MOVIE
@meg-k-waldren6 жыл бұрын
Don't hold your breath. The Star Wars movies now are about selling toys, not producing impactful stories.
@miura25yearsago526 жыл бұрын
*I'm not even a star wars fan but i do enjoy some of their films.* *That being said i wasnt that keen to hear this story, but i loved how you told it.* *I found myself disappointed once the video ended.. Because you stopped talking.* *Subscribed.*
@MadMax-yq9ix5 жыл бұрын
Same man, same, but without the sub.
@quetzalthegamer2 жыл бұрын
Man, this is such a good story. An assassination attempt hidden in an interaction that was so subtle. I love this.
@alexdinu5894 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: I will transfer you on corelia Baylo: No Palpatine: Dew it! Baylo: No Palpatine: What kind of force ability is that? Vader: Can I learn this power? Baylo: Not from a sith
@cristiancalderon74123 жыл бұрын
Baylo: but as an old man with no disabilities
@2shaggy8036 жыл бұрын
90% of this comment section are balls
@craiggreen95036 жыл бұрын
@@hippieshit6905 you are a hippie shit
@quandaledingle44885 жыл бұрын
Hippie Shit accurate name
@chapo39925 жыл бұрын
ahaha yup
@brolutiongaming39836 жыл бұрын
This man’s ship is too small to accommodate those massive balls of dura-steel
@Aristocratic136 жыл бұрын
How do you know how big his balls are? You seen them? Felt them? Um... Taste them?
@brolutiongaming39836 жыл бұрын
I don't know ask the other 500 people commenting similar things and not only me-sort of asinine
@Aristocratic136 жыл бұрын
+Brolution Gaming Dude it's ok, I'm nit judging and I have nothing but respect. If you like balls well you just like balls
@brolutiongaming39836 жыл бұрын
Ladies Love the Moon Knight You realize you’re going nowhere with this, you just look stupid. Then again, I admire a person of your mindless behavior, I’m surprised with such a low brain cell count how you can muster up such a dogshit comeback.
@Aristocratic136 жыл бұрын
+Brolution Gaming It's been four days, I thought you gave this thread a rest. Idk why you are getting so offended by this thread. You like balls, I said I don't judge, end of story
@Jemar_Deshun_Blount-Golden6 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: "I've altered the deal... admiral, pray I DO NOT alter it again..."
@niteskye10315 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of the Lando scene in robot chicken where he kept altering the deal every time he said "This deal gets worse all the time." and Vader would come back up the elevator.
@cristiancalderon74123 жыл бұрын
Good Jemar Good.....
@OrganikaKid7075 жыл бұрын
We all gotta remember not everyone knew that anakin was Vader one of the best pilots in the galaxy
@Adenfall5 жыл бұрын
I don't think everybody knew that Vader was Anakin, this was a closely guarded secret
@cristiancalderon74123 жыл бұрын
He was the Jedi, the Pilot, and the Hot One ............. If you didn't get that last part, I'm talking about him with Kenobi in Mustfar
@LeumazDnazor3 жыл бұрын
@@Adenfall ahsoka: am I a joke to you?
@virgiljianu7166 Жыл бұрын
@@Adenfall At least in the new canon, I think Tarkin and Thrawn also knew who Vader used to be.
@flochforster68923 жыл бұрын
This is why I love stories like this. Even as a kid, I always wondered why would anyone want to join The Empire? Clearly their intentions are not to protect, but to enslave. Surely many people within The Empire realized that fact. So I love the fact that Baylo realized how corrupt not just the navy, but the senate, and The Republic turned Empire had become. Politics in Star Wars was always interesting to me.
@shadowscall77582 жыл бұрын
For the average person, the Empire means security and safety, you just have to trade a few "minor" freedoms for it. In return, the Empire wipes out pirates, standardizes everything making life easier and stops raid on worlds. It's easy to see why people join. Most people would never see Palpatine or Vader or any of the atrocities they commit.
@eyesforthewise2 жыл бұрын
Sounds a lot like a country that is known for their "freedom"
@nielsdejong2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowscall7758 Yup, the same is happening right now. Out of fear of Covid, many of us were willing to trade in our freedom for security. Worse, willing to trade in the freedom of others, the "unvaccinated", in order to feel safe. Now Phizar has admitted that their vaccine hasn't even been tested on whether or not it reduces the chance of covid spread, and STILL our governments want to have more power to "combat" the virus. Strange, isn't it?
@shadowscall77582 жыл бұрын
@@eyesforthewise Not just that one, but pretty much any of the developed countries.
@fawkewe2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowscall7758 they would atleast know something was going on though definitely at-least after alderan was destroyed. But yeah it usually wouldn’t be that bad if you were Human or from one of the Core and Colony Worlds.
@disgustedcharlie66796 жыл бұрын
Officer: Me Vader: Mom asking me to take out the trash.
@stud60606 жыл бұрын
Young Man ok I’m going to try and guess what he meant and see if I got it right. He’s the officer with his balls of steel but when his mother says something he’s like vader?
@LAV-III6 жыл бұрын
@@stud6060 how do you not undersand this its really strait forward
@rinne16696 жыл бұрын
@@stud6060 He told his mom no and his mom got angry. Get help
@stud60606 жыл бұрын
「Rinne」 where did you get that from lol
@rinne16696 жыл бұрын
Stud Let's your mom was vader and you were the officer. She tell yours to take out the trash. Now in the video the officer disagrees with palpatine by saying no he won't do this or that. You're basically telling your mom: "No i won't take out the trash i don't care if you kill me" Now tell me how hard was it to understand?
@ekhidna46 жыл бұрын
Not even lightsabers can cut through the material that man's balls were made from.
@hippieshit69056 жыл бұрын
You can draw a picture of the infinite universe on his testicles
@LovelyGamer1156 жыл бұрын
LMAOO THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT
@Larph135 жыл бұрын
The Imperial Hierachy in terms of sass are as follows: -Baylo -Sidious -Vader
@satwikshridhar8154 жыл бұрын
Replace sidious with obi wan kenobi and you're good to go
@anakinskinwalker17243 жыл бұрын
Imperial and sass huh? Where's Tarkin?
@Espartanica3 жыл бұрын
@@anakinskinwalker1724 As present as he was in the movies
@anakinskinwalker17243 жыл бұрын
@@Espartanica So in other words.. defeated?
@TKinfinity016 жыл бұрын
“And he was never seen again” My prediction
@j.h-j5j6 жыл бұрын
Good to know that not all officers where spineless cowards.
@josephattwell10066 жыл бұрын
Funny how the one officer with a spine also had chronic back problems.
@dr.boring70226 жыл бұрын
@@josephattwell1006 The guy had to walk around with those heavy ass balls. Cut him some slack
@josephattwell10066 жыл бұрын
@@dr.boring7022 Fair
@DacStudiosEntertainment6 жыл бұрын
Jose Hernandez Martinez Yeah because they are just useless characters Expect this officer
@KaiserAfini6 жыл бұрын
Palpatine was right, a true Sith never kills unless he stands to profit from it. To repurpose such a person to their service would have been a true victory.
@GnosisZX6 жыл бұрын
KaiserAfini anger rage there the path to the service of the dark side this does not apply only to force sensitives even those haven’t unlocked the force can feel the pull palpatine a victory would have turning baylo to his service fanning his anger and hatred turning him into a true imperial navy man plus he was impressed by his will to kill everyone on the ship
@KaiserAfini6 жыл бұрын
@@GnosisZX Exactly, its a core tenet of Darth Bane's Sith Order: never let passing emotion or instant gratification get in the way of objectivity, you control the dark side, not the other way around.
@irelevent12396 жыл бұрын
MonkeySocks his resolve was what impressed palatine though, you must also realise that he is very manipulative and most of his loyal servants used to be his enemies.
@irelevent12396 жыл бұрын
MonkeySocks but yes I do agree that’s what Vader would have thought but that’s why he was nothing more than a warrior while palpatine was a strategist
@fletcherpersinger51026 жыл бұрын
Never thought of it that way.. Very Wise.. very Sith Like.. lmao
@superluminal895 жыл бұрын
@4:56 "The Senate dissolved its pact with the people the very moment it allowed for a tyrant to take over." That's gangsta!
@majorian94065 жыл бұрын
I love it how at the end as a middle finger to Baylo they rename the ship to the Obedience
@kellywolstenholme81343 жыл бұрын
This dude could’ve ended the whole Empire so soon after it started if Vader hadn’t been in the room and/or hadn’t had the instinct to check the cadet’s work. What a real one
@youtubesigmadepartment6115 жыл бұрын
This absolute legend was extremely brave. We need more of him
@MadMax-yq9ix5 жыл бұрын
That guy was smart, tried to get rid of the problem.
@frostytaco85985 жыл бұрын
All for the Republic
@Eren-ws9yw5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but like , I mean against the sith Lords like this dude was delusional
@scutumfidelis14365 жыл бұрын
What about all the innocent officers and soldiers on the ship?
@bboybolt81934 жыл бұрын
@@scutumfidelis1436 Innocent? Not anymore.
@zoromastergaming78066 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that the officer had the balls to stand up to Vader and Palpatine.
@meg-k-waldren6 жыл бұрын
He was already willing to die. A soldier dies once... a coward a thousand times.
@AzguardMike6 жыл бұрын
he was only brave cause he thought the ship was about to crash. When he realised Vader changed the calculations he gets angry and has a hissy fit about it, showing his treason side, slating the Emperor as not a true ruller because he knows either way he is a dead man
@zoromastergaming78066 жыл бұрын
@@AzguardMike That takes balls of steel right there
@antwan13576 жыл бұрын
In a strange coincidence Vader was always a thorn in Palpatine's side. Not intentionally, but from his lack of self discipline. Vader's real weakness is his lack of ability to literally convert anyone to any cause he chooses , outside of threatening them with immediate death.
@singletona0826 жыл бұрын
Ironic considering all that Anakin had inspired and brought out in others.
@Qaeta6 жыл бұрын
@@singletona082 Anakin wasn't a broken man when he was doing that though. I've always kind of gotten the idea that Vader WANTED to die, but was too proud to just let it happen.
@AzguardMike6 жыл бұрын
ep 2 - genocide of sand people clone war series - lots of force choking. ep 3 - killing younglings rogue one - that epic hallway scene ep 4 - chokes a guy and stops because Tarkin orders him to. ep 5 - chokes a bridge commander out on his screen ep 6 - tosses the Emperor to his death
@wilpaulk63036 жыл бұрын
Maybe lack of discipline but I lean more toward Vader having ruthless efficiency. You have a problem or obstacle? You remove it. Palpatine just wants to pointlessly feed is sadistic urges. Literature is filled with fallen villains laid low because they wanted to leave someone around to play with, blinded by their own egos and over inflated sense of superiority.
@antwan13576 жыл бұрын
If as in ruthless efficiency as in he kills , but that would suggest Vader was more of a hitman . Palpatine is a sadistic user his tactic is how he kept Vader and this is how he would have kept the trainer. This is not wasted effort . Palpatine especially liked keeping those around him that had the potential to kill him for some reason. Like that saying , keep your friends close , and keep your enemies closer.
@aghitsaplane42625 жыл бұрын
Baylo doesn't have balls of steel... He's got balls of titanium