BASTION ... For Noobs

[@TheMacroShow]

BASTION: “beep boop boop boop beep beep boop boop bop” TRANSLATION: follow Macro on Twitter @theMacroShow

[@vexorge7914]

Macro beep beep boop boop Translation make another apex video Now other wise I will use the power of the allfather.

[@crayon9880]

Lol

[@pedrofagundes8235]

Now make McCree for noobs

[@navetaspatiala8732]

I think bastion is super OP(Diamond tank/supp and plat dps)And I have some priposed changed: -Configuration Sentry: •Damage Per sec reduced from 500 to 375(turret) •Ammo reduced from 300 to 250 -Self repair: •Delay before regeneration:Removed •Healing Per sec reduced from 75 to 60 -Configuration tank: •Casting time decreased from 1.5 sec to 1.2 sec •direct hit damage decreased from 205 to 195 •splash damage changed from 42-140 to 55-125 Passive:Iron Clad •now active permanently •damage reduction decreased from 20% to 7.5% •damage reduction doubeled when in sentry/tank mode(15%) The goal of these changes are to increase His TTK against shields and tanks,But not against squishy bois,make His heals more consistent But less reliable(requing more atention from healers);quite a bit easier to kill in sentry/tank,But not in recon,and make Zen great again:)))

[@sylviaduran7597]

Vexorge h

[@bubblegumking3870]

Macro: Actually I don’t understand anything any robot says Pathfinder: Am I a joke to you?

[@a.leitao7807]

Lol what about Zen or Orisa

[@nutbutton7678]

Bubblegumking3 no I did :)

[@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656]

*Sad claptrap noises*

[@maxmaniatv4259]

Bubblegumking3 I busted said something like that I didn’t even see this

[@TheBros-hx8dv]

Lol

[@ruadhanduffy3361]

Widow mains: I have ultimate skill Bastion mains: haha machine gun go brrrr

[@Fourhasseenenough]

Putin thanks, putin.

[@ThisisAndrewsAccount]

As Widow main this funny

[@juri_ow9477]

Widow Needs skill? Bruh u just Need aim

[@soyzangui3581]

@@juri_ow9477 but is kinda hard to have good aim

[@ravelnavarro9625]

haha fucking everything goes brrr

[@gayulio]

The real way to understand bastion, BECOME HIM, or just turn on subtitles

[@Fourhasseenenough]

SCP 999 thanks for the asvice lel

[@INDIANFORT]

Lol

[@E-9CaptainBurns]

I Always Have Subtitles On Since It's Hard For Me To Hear Everything In Overwatch With All The Attacking Chaos (Fun Chaos That Is)

[@debopriyonath554]

What if the subtitles just say *robotic noise* or *robot talking*

[@bastion6992]

Welp time to be a Gatling

[@jurekis9177]

I always thought about Bastion as the most broken character. DPS with high damage, who has the most health of all DPS, insane Sentry Mode. Not Symmetra, but Bastion. That f***** microwave...

[@justsomepigeonwithinternet3378]

Ye it takes a lot of time to set up a gud spot for bastion there have be atleast 2 ppl besides bastion to protect it

[@mrBrewy]

As a Bastion this is offensive to me

[@bananaman8265]

In my opinion bastion is better on console

[@user-yt6mo3zo5b]

Bruh the other team just needs to work together to kill a bastion but it can be hard in solo que

[@jurekis9177]

@@user-yt6mo3zo5b 1. It needs to cooperate, and we all know how it is sometimes 2. Even when you cooperare it won't guarantee your victory. Ok, there is Bastion. He's often hide behide shield. Shield-to-shield teamfight is bad idea, so you need to get close. You killed him, but he's not stupid and finished off your tanks. There is 5 v 4, and you don't have tanks, on close range, so you are in bad situation. Of course, if you are good player you can do something with this, but I'm talking as someone with gold rank. It's just frustrating

[@czsparadox6985]

He said, "I've seen what bastion sees..."

[@De-kl6vj]

He have seen the nerfs and hate

[@muhammadajmal3345]

@@De-kl6vj the deserved nerf and hate

[@siregrungelord]

10

[@ariframennoodles8028]

The PTSD is coming back

[@imonlyhapy8708]

Oh god

[@TypicalBLKW]

Bastion exists: Chad: *im bouta end this whole mans career*

[@flacortw]

Bananastrawberryfart XD you did the meme wrong but ok

[@Jaf_Easybots]

Bruh it not career it’s Cuureer

[@xbobd7125]

Chads:Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@soka236]

NotMccreeMain uuum yknow hes joking right?

[@siregrungelord]

Me when someone rocket jumps with bastion: "STOP PLAYING SOLDIER!"

[@tposekid6645]

Universal_LEMON tf2*

[@simplylawfull1778]

This is a bucket

[@tposekid6645]

Bro wtf?

[@simplylawfull1778]

Pickle

[@personamusicintensifies6341]

I won't like because there are 69 likes

[@froglasers]

“Okay, it’s not *that* broken..” Mercy: “hold my beer you filthy peasant”

[@God-jd1ns]

How to play bastion. Step 1: roll face on keyboard Step 2: repeat Step 3: get ez wins

[@fettepicyao2429]

More like d.va

[@doomeddog5589]

What about console players

[@messi61423]

@@doomeddog5589 same thing.

[@pudlas_pudlas8344]

But this is d.va

[@void9322]

More like d.va

[@aceofhearts5276]

Bastion gets one but Orissa Doesn’t. Orisa Lives in The Bastion Shadow

[@lordturtleduck]

OMNIC SEXISM???

[@aceofhearts5276]

We Must Start Sexism Omnic Campaign Justice For Orisa

[@clash_blazr5095]

Orisa is the Luigi of Overwatch

[@aceofhearts5276]

Clash_Blazr50 Yep I am there to get jumped on by bastion and the human shield 😢

[@Uli0001]

Orisa is the most underrated hero.

[@theorcapuppet4653]

Bastion: You can’t defeat me Rienheart: I know, but he can Chad: *EMERGES FROM ASGARDE!*

[@jel918]

His name is Reinhardt

[@thetruechadakas.l.e.t.h.2415]

I can’t do anything so stop asking me to take out the bastion

[@tdudd]

I was playing Overwatch with some friends, we were all Bastions and one was the LEGO skin. He described it as: “A foot’s worst nightmare.” We all lined up and started another Omnic crisis. 😂

[@SlothLord452]

Oh my god was this in skirmish on Anubis because I remember seeing something like this

[@ericksantacruz6701]

Macro:I can't understand anything a robot says *sad pathfinder noises*

[@roytheboy5621]

"ORISA IS MAD"

[@thjgby]

Yeti spaghetti. That’s secretly what you microwave is saying

[@dragonarchive7443]

Jyugo?

[@miyako1034]

9:28 He’s right in Overwatch 2 another Omnic Crisis is happening again. This only means 2 things: One: Macro is the leader of the omnics Aka: He’s an omnic or Two: He works at Blizzard and makes the storyline and he’s telling this to us as a hint to Overwatch 2.

[@n3x0n35]

Something that is a bit weird, why is the story that robots started a revelusion but in the game you either capture a point, move a payload or both

[@void9322]

@@n3x0n35 game play isn't canon. Especially since you can have two heroes on your team who would never work together in any circumstance.

[@n3x0n35]

@@void9322 yeah but it's still weird. Not many other games that does that. Have it's own story but the game itself isn't about it

[@yabbalangris9859]

Admit it- Bastions in Quick Play normally don’t have skill. They just use their machine gun and sit in a corner.

[@starwrath1326]

Oh, but when they do...

[@_aWiseMan]

@@starwrath1326 i have a decent amount of skill and my team actually had two tanks and uh i feel bad for the enemy team we steam rolled them but ive also been steam rolled by good bastions :( karma hurts man

[@isaacmuller2634]

Well who is back in spawn huh😂

[@merk2621]

7:12 I love how reinheart just moves out of the way so bastion can get a rock to his face

[@adamukowski9870]

Nice one but that was an Orisa

[@bencenagy5459]

B e t r a y a l

[@jacobicorpuz5493]

"The humans fell shortly after this" He was right... but not to the machines.

[@firebeast9302]

the chads strikeeee

[@Arthur-nh8lm]

Also a good tip: Stay as far in the backline as possible and far away from enemies as possible. Bastion's chaingun should not be underestimated from range. Especially against shields and large targets.

[@panpen7800]

Bastion: *hears gunshots* *hardcore Vietnam flashbacks*

[@THawkMedia]

Wood pecker" * exsists * bastion: *THE TREES ARE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE*

[@guardsmanlars6797]

THE SNOW IS SPEAKING FINNISH

[@yygamma3905]

Underatted

[@linuspersson169]

No views a lot of people saying first. A normal day when you are early.

[@blitzjacktreefiddy1757]

First

[@killakittydj6786]

2nd person saying first Because somebody else said first first to reply to somebody commenting first

[@bananafactory9242]

But isn’t this just a glorified “first” comment?

[@killakittydj6786]

@@bananafactory9242 My comment?

[@bananafactory9242]

No, Linus Persson’s comment

[@an8thdimensionalbeing142]

4:33 "im not proud of that joke" *proceeds to fondle bastion's gun

[@pierretadros3723]

2:57 Sheila and amped cover 😂

[@marcymein9626]

1:25 *Bastion recovers the Infinity Gauntlet in a lost Forest.*

[@ariagrumpy8254]

Bastion mains are on hell's first floor Me, 2019

[@ariagrumpy8254]

ali ahmed that's the point of it lol

[@rucky1817]

Mei mains are on hell's second floor

[@SOOP_or_SWOOP]

aria GRUMPY 😥

[@nisreenmahd6635]

@@thinkingboi9508 same 500 hours on Bastion

[@yoiink9547]

mei mains are annoying as fuck

[@THETVGCHANNEL]

I want the self heal back.

[@theorcapuppet4653]

Me: *gets shot*, *is fine* Also me: *steps on a lego* SCREEEEEEEEE-

[@5cinco133]

0:43 viva la revolución xD

[@danirc1817]

Bep bop bup be bu (Pensaba que era el unico español aqui lel)

[@hugosaavedrarodriguez126]

BOOOOOOOOP ( QUE VIVAN LOS HISPANOS)

[@LuigixD]

Feliz día de la Hispanidad :)

[@jeddybongo4450]

I dont speak flamenco dancing

[@pedronunes3063]

I don't speak Despacito. Viva a revolução!

[@clovershot439]

Only true bastion mains will understand this :beep bop beep boop

[@user-pj7ur2pk4t]

* it was at this moment that he knew....*

[@alchemy1769]

He fucked up

[@melonwelon7821]

that’s deep bruh 😔

[@georger9262]

It’s ultimate time

[@martinholmjrgensen6679]

I speak perfect bastion. He said t...

[@papaolcnarf2782]

I love how there is a nerf sniper bipod on his head for the robot outfit.

[@evangonzalez7732]

I like to think that bastion units cursed a lot when they had voices, so their creators hastily got rid of their voice module so they don't get sued by blizzard.

[@klaynotclay]

8:39 like bruh.... i can hear so many ultimates in the background

[@nick-lx4qk]

12

[@hayden.6960]

“Bunker or no thunker, BUNKER BOYS BUNKER PARTY, BUNKER BOYS BUNKER PARTY” -Macro 2019

[@MRWADDLEDEE]

well now they nerfed him to the ground in overwatch 2 so thats cool

[@ZstackZip]

7:21 that was my first thought when you said bunker

[@cherrymarshmallow]

I'm happy that was in there

[@aceofhearts5276]

Can we pls get Jeff Kaplan For Noobs, OOPS I Meant give it to us now right now or I will...

[@aceofhearts5276]

Ethan Hendley The Revolution has begun

[@Mark-xw5yt]

Or I will support hong kong

[@aceofhearts5276]

SHOCKOLATE 🤣😂

[@aolivasplumb]

Welcome to the salty splatoon how tough are you. Me: how tough I’m i? I stepped on a lego. So.. Without crying. Ohh step right in

[@KristianNox]

I remember when Bastion used to Headshot, That even worst for Charing Reinhardt

[@aanaababi3677]

At 3:25 he tries to heal himself to survive fall off lol

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

Wait, I thought he already did a basti... Oh wait wrong character

[@fazeauentic]

I love this joke

[@nigerundayo1996]

???

[@catzwonthurtu706]

Ali hadi babar The8YrOld is talking about pathfinder

[@CaffeineFellow]

He's talking about pathfinder guys

[@Samuel-em3rh]

It’s season three in apex Rip bunker 2019-2019

[@alienmapping3536]

Yeah >

[@korbinolivier6815]

T

[@korbinolivier6815]

F*

[@jakeedwards737]

RIP

[@habarnam6785]

Why EVERYONE made it before me?

[@nogo6880]

the memories

[@potatoking6505]

I miss old bastion

[@linuspersson169]

I feel like lower ranks don’t know how to counter bastion but he is not op.

[@syncrinal1901]

What rank are u?

[@Godahv]

Mid diamond player here and bastion is kinda hard to counter 🤔

[@bennettreichart1335]

G Supra high masters tank player here and I agree he can be difficult if there team is playing around them, and at ranks where that won’t happen, your team probably won’t be coordinated either

[@johnstarinieri7360]

Playing and countering Bastion is all about teamwork. If you have great teamwork, your team can protect the turret. But if you don't, you'll be picked apart. In the same way, if the enemy team has great teamwork they can get around your bunker but if they cannot, you'll clean house.

[@przemysawmoskal2823]

Bastion in impossible to counter on defense when u cant even go thy the choke like paris

[@RobinBobbin911]

3:50 has anyone realised where widow gets new ammo from???

[@a.leitao7807]

She get from ass like soldier

[@RobinBobbin911]

@@a.leitao7807 yeee boiii

[@jaydeedoan3022]

Do Junkrat! I need some Junkrat tips, because I like how he's basically an anti-tank, but I'm a n00b so I don't know how to use him to his full potential!

[@CorporateSalmon]

Please don’t play Junkrat. Make the game better for everyone and just choose another character please

[@prismaowo]

@@CorporateSalmon this is timmy: timmy doesn't say "omg dont play that hero" or 'if you play that hero you suck". Be like timmy

[@CorporateSalmon]

@@prismaowo I’ll be like Timmy when blizzard balances their game

[@prismaowo]

@@CorporateSalmon you'll be like timmy when you stop whining

[@CorporateSalmon]

@@prismaowo timbers = shivered

[@TheRealCCall]

Macro: “I don’t understand anything any robot says....” *Pathfinder wants to know your location*

[@middleCased]

Revenant also wants to know your location

[@residentsandvich8285]

@@middleCased he already does

[@sharkninja0975]

If u have a shield covering u, it will also be very good to pair with mercy or the one who can release the immortality beacon to keep u alive and will keep healing u and he can destroy everything

[@bencenagy5459]

Baptiste is the one with the immortality

[@Dave-mv1yk]

Me: sees Macro rocket jumping with tank bastion Also Me: *Architect Bastion God*

[@roo7155]

Does Baston remind anyone of Ethan from Call of Duty Infinite warfare

[@jaimevildosola8205]

Now that u mention him yes😂

[@varunbabu7131]

How to play Bastion: 1. Find a spot 2. Go into turret mode 3: RAIN DOWN HELL ON YOUR ENEMIES 4. Run to their bodies and teabag 5. Listen to Athena say “Play of the Game”

[@laturbogoditrice]

Macro: “I can’t understand what robots says” Zenyatta: Am i a joke to you? P.S Caustic mains lost there favorite city,press F to pay respecto to bunker

[@marshy-mn6cd]

Orisa: am I a joke to u

[@conorgrant4860]

F

[@BLSX32]

F

[@adamukowski9870]

F

[@garyspeditup]

"Not again, this time." Macro-2019

[@TeaMiralinee]

Bastion may be easy to play if your team plays with you, but by God, if you play him without a coordinated team or even worse, without a shield, it's hell and quite the challenge.

[@Redneckcheese]

“It’s not that op” Riiaaaaggghhhhhhttttttt Bastion proceeds to team wipe while just sitting turret the ENTIRE GAME

[@goosey1561]

The thing about Bastion is that hes not that hard to deal with, its that you ABSOLUTELY have to deal with Bastion.

[@DarthVader-wc5ss]

DAMN RIGHT BEING A HEALER IS A THANKLESS JOB

[@liamnope3268]

Ya cause I'm sure you always play healer, suurre

[@BigBroccoli_]

“The human race will fall shortly after this.” *Covid*

[@Sushstinks]

Theory: after observing the “blue thing” that thing is probably bastion’s heart.

[@n3x0n35]

It's his power core/his heart so your right

[@tonyth9240]

Title: Bastion for noobs. Me: Well ofc, bc he is a noob hero...

[@conlage]

Somebody is mad xd

[@davidflores1003]

Bastion is the fist hero I played

[@unknownxobi3493]

Conlage me :(

[@moonlightshine3773]

Shut up! He is the best hero!

[@n3x0n35]

No. He is a great hero. He is the first i ever played and he is so good.

[@maxparkhouse6850]

You can really tell he’s back because every match had him

[@SagaDraws]

Bastion in quickplay: literally god Bastion in competitive: literally trash

[@itsrainingtacos3465]

As a Dane that makes me happy.1:37

[@itspumpkin886]

My tip for people who want to play Bastion: Learn when it’s good to switch to sentry mode, and learn to use his recon mode.

[@rawbeefking866]

Bastion is for garbage players.

[@frankf3656]

@@rawbeefking866 Salty?

[@muhammadajmal3345]

@@frankf3656 no the truth

[@toxicdemonz7282]

Zenyatta:speaks English Macro: Japanese?

[@charlotteriney1911]

7:22 me when a new kid joins me and 68 other people in the basement

[@qbcl2681]

0:16 Pathfinder: *sad beep beep noises*

[@jockeyfield1954]

I once said while playing bastion, "I LOVE THIS TANK" and everyone started saying, "bruh he's a dps"

[@nikovarano1741]

Decent, decent

[@davidmartinez2407]

I just realized that this is new lol I thought this was a old video from you “Ah dammit their marking plug worked” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also I rented overwatch way back in 2017 and holy crap their are so many new characters also when i rented the game I had so much fun

[@user-xl5lz9yf8e]

Watching this in 2023, he is so different. Rip bastion turret.

[@mizuu_btw]

My favorite part of every video that has it is the “BUNKER BOIS, BUNKER PARTY, BUNKER BOIS”

[@jesse00012]

7:21 wattson for noobs... NOW BASTION FOR NOOBS

[@themagicman6895]

Can you make a new version of this now with bastion’s rework?

[@fluffy4068]

Macro: Actually I don’t understand anything any robot says Zenyatta:Wow Im am a not a good man to you

[@ghsT-lr3zm]

Love the fact that he has a nerf tripod on his head when he’s a robot

[@saul2818]

0:41 esto de ser español es la ostia jajaj Love being spanish

[@SwerveNot]

Where is KZbin For Noobs? 😂

[@Lallos]

Seeing this in 2023 make me cry, I loved that gameplay

[@Tauntaun707]

You rely need to use recon mode in conjugation with sentry mode to get the most out of bastion. and remember, if you pulse fire his recon mode gun it's almost as accurate as Mccree. Its great followup to pick off low heath targets trying to disengage as well as a tactical tool for fighting around cover when you cant get a good turret position.

[@Johx16]

I remember when bastion heal didnt run out

[@thodorsky9076]

5:40 you mean bastions with enough gamesense to know what genji's deflect does

[@shiftzone5526]

0:10 has anybody noticed that Russian guy saying sexy healing robot or is it just me

[@cranium3968]

"shields will break, tanks will melt" whole hog: am I a joke to you?

[@eliahsmith5781]

This should’ve just been a 30 second long video that said “hold mouse 1”

[@jockeyfield1954]

and now ur in spawn doing nothing but shooting

[@eliahsmith5781]

Tbh I wish that’s all bastions did

[@SkyTailedFox]

@@eliahsmith5781 that's a mood

[@Omuffin]

doing that will literally get you killed i can't believe people actually play him like that

[@SSADO-]

That's a quick way to die, worst tip ever.

[@feliceforesti98]

this was when bastion was good :(

[@thiagoleonardo2484]

Bastion is still op

[@feliceforesti98]

@@thiagoleonardo2484 he was better when he had heals

[@feliceforesti98]

@@thiagoleonardo2484 plus his grenade is so bad

[@thiagoleonardo2484]

@@feliceforesti98 if he is bad how do i get killed as a tank in 2 seconds with his turret form?

[@feliceforesti98]

@@thiagoleonardo2484 your just trash then you can heal between tank shots

[@OlaftheGreat]

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and I AM MY WEAPON "

[@bingoviini]

Marco: I don't understand what any robot says. Zenyatta: piece be with you

[@sarcasm7471]

I just had the best defence team I just had the best defence plan: Bastion turret Orisa shields Hammond proximity mines

[@galaxypotato6116]

😊👌 The best combo.. -v- 👌

[@CatMcManiac]

Bastion Is The Most OP Character In Overwatch

[@muhammadajmal3345]

And should be removed

[@Beastmodemax69]

*sad robot noises*

[@sivad937]

muhammad ajmal why??.

[@williamezoua1914]

@@muhammadajmal3345 shhhhhh noob

[@user-pg7ir1pn9v]

I really hope macro does another bastion for noobs with all his changes in ow2

[@niszczypio210]

Bastion for noobs gotta be one of the most accurate names of a video

[@TheMasterKrook]

Wow, I guess Macro finally understood that he was a bot all along Finally. I've been telling him for years

[@dallasgaben9600]

just go turret mode and have a tank block damage for you or just not pick him

[@brunoiglodi2371]

Speak to me robot brother! Nobody. Not even a microwave. [ scratch noises ]

[@cookeddevotee424]

What I love about these type of videos is that you always start as the thing the videos about

[@TanjaShaw]

I turned santas sleigh into a killing machine by using turret pirate escort

[@dudeperfectjunior275]

Liberate Hong Kong 🇭🇰

[@drigoleus1055]

Blizard:im gonna destroy this Man Viva la revolución (im from spain)

[@Ziyad259]

Macro: I can’t understand what ANY robot says Meanwhile Me: THINKING ABOUT ZENYATA I can not spell his name btw

[@user-fi2vc7ei8v]

Macro, it’s ok the LEGO nerds are here. XD