BAPTISTE ... For Noobs

[@TheMacroShow]

He has a Twitter, Boi Please follow me L8er Boi My twitter is good enough for her @themacroshow

[@ollie902]

One skaty boi

[@alhandemir4532]

Idk if it was calculated but when you translate the lyrics of the transition music, it means : « Daddy, where are you Daddy ? ». Since Baptiste is an orphan it’s pretty funny

[@oceanman975]

Mah boi

[@alhandemir4532]

xanteros yeah I’m French too

[@alhandemir4532]

xanteros non pas du tout...

[@ultra2635]

Community: So hes a healer? Blizzard: Well yes, but actually no

[@som9ne]

Bring back aoe rez

[@x_ahode641]

Overpowered

[@royaltinman2226]

I see him as a mediocre Soldier 76 in terms of healing Like a Soldier 54

[@liamsmerlnop7348]

...genius

[@julioblessedsince08]

Well No, but actually y e s

[@Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn]

"He's a healer, but like, a DPS" Basically what happens to Overwatch characters after patches.

[@gianlu4357]

Everyone: is he a healer? Jeff: *Yes, but actually no*

[@cybercider6620]

*Soldier 76 has joined the chat*

[@wrongtime9097]

pretty much every healer is a dps, except for Mercy (which is why nobody picks her anymore) and Moira (who heals for damage dealt so she's more like an irritation than a killer)

[@Oscar-j6b]

Didn't you know that zenyatta has a disengage? Is called KILLING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT... with peace and tranquillity.

[@kitty-danger]

yeah peace for you and you and you

[@Saintphish]

Peace’s of children

[@millikale]

Facts, I could play mccree and I'd get killed in like 2 shots from zenyatta's balls

[@peet-janissen5838]

Peace in your after life

[@vaniram3490]

ALSO his ult

[@SNGamiiing]

“His DPS isn’t that good...” *Does more damage than soldier*

[@MarvelousButter]

SNGaming not anymore :]

[@SNGamiiing]

@@MarvelousButter init

[@MarvelousButter]

SNGaming ?

[@aland7234]

Wait they nerfed my boi?

[@SNGamiiing]

aland723 ye

[@santircastillo]

Zenyatta disengages enemies by solo ulting...

[@donkeykong4983]

Santiago Restrepo-Castillo lol

[@finnormond9364]

Santiago R. Castillo or just by being JJonak and murdering them

[@frudichan1714]

@@finnormond9364 You don't need to disengage when there's no one to disengage from.

[@snewp_e5267]

Frudi Chan *modern problems require modern solutions.*

[@cthonicaxo]

Baptiste: an orphan Macro, an actual savage: uses a song that goes along the lines of "where are you, dad?" ADAHSKCYMYKYKNY

[@Amber____]

ayyy Stromae ‘papoutai’

[@chrisiscool3012]

Is black too

[@helena941]

Yes I was just about to comment that! XD

[@erniegangmember4445]

Yeet

[@katrinajackson2433]

@FBI fornites better I'm going to see how fast my opinion gets deflected

[@ominoustoaster]

“Honestly the goats meta is getting really annoying” *role queue comes out* macro: Shouldn’t have said that. I should NOT have said that.

[@Pbness]

Yeah, I was gonna say in hindsight-

[@Aurora42424]

Open queue be like: bru-

[@cosmicvr8584]

This character made me start playing overwatch again

[@DaComebakKid]

Same......but mainly cause he's Haitian 🤣

[@pathetictadpole9369]

My healer main

[@finleychambo9907]

@@pathetictadpole9369 my healer main is him and locio

[@krisnd01]

I have always played the game never got bored of it

[@random_dude9052]

What made you stop playing?

[@benjaminmosley5122]

Who wants skater boi 2 the full song?

[@essa3801]

Kukle Mapsz

[@unoriginaltoaster2909]

Ahem... *_Sk8er Boi_*

[@uchihasasuke7789]

Ok

[@simaseng8076]

meh

[@simaseng8076]

(thats me)

[@zamynix1683]

imagine a bastion with damage boost from mercy shooting throw a baptiste's amplification matrix

[@StrangeFestive]

you forgot while being nano boosted and with Orisa supercharger.

[@Blue-pk4ny]

No that's broken. Almost everyone would go down in one hit with all the damage buffs

[@riddimboi3819]

Why not deadeye? It does like 1500 damage if charged up

[@Blue-pk4ny]

@@riddimboi3819 yeah but that slllllőòöóôôõøwwww as hell to charge up.

[@riddimboi3819]

@James true

[@xhaled5488]

Now baptisms are going to be easy Oh wait wrong topic

[@masoncartier945]

WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!!!

[@Oscar-j6b]

@@masoncartier945 WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY SHIT HEAD?

[@victormaes9766]

@@Oscar-j6b 0-0

[@badsniper7889]

I was scheduled to have one last week actually

[@mateypit1331]

Zen has a way of disengaging enemies He kills them

[@andrewkim9848]

He simply puts them in a state of permanent tranquility

[@Ckarrot]

Say it with me: Zenyatta for noobs

[@macrew2624]

sad :( (R.I.P Noob Zens)

[@TiroFinale39]

Well, he heas Trans

[@Saintphish]

MateyPit 13 solo ult

[@dav1ddean]

When you know the French song Papaoutai represent

[@Steelzipper]

went right to the comments after that

[@BendyDH]

yeah, love Stromae, he's sick

[@kamimatsuyama]

I hate that song

[@timothytosser288]

Dad where are youuu!!!!

[@abusedkazooie1548]

Ou tés papaoutai

[@chaddanewilliams453]

Baptiste is Haitian not French, French is a part of the language spoken there.

[@prequall]

No.

[@jeffulloa218]

@@prequall Yes, créole is different than french.

[@DeRM0907]

@@prequall yes

[@jickyveenstra1712]

King Dane i dont care

[@poubelitobabelito6257]

They speak french

[@cathie_486]

me, a baptiste main that just recently started to try to be good at him : aiming is definitely hard, especially for heals on console but the heal is a sort of grenade and baptiste does lotta damage by himself nor counting the ult which makes baptiste op

[@khaledal-mulfi1191]

I have made another way to play baptiste and I call it:battle baptiste, all you need to do is flank the enemy team and ult behind them and try to kill the squishy heroes then the tank heroes. If you have good aim you can get POTG everygame NOTE: I dont suggest doing this in comp

[@TheMasterKrook]

If sk8ter boi is so good, why isn't there a sk8ter boi tw- *Wait a second*

[@opxlsky_]

blizzard is two staircases ahead of you.... *F R O G G I S K 8 R B O I I*

[@xhaled5488]

TheMasterKrook I liked the remake better than the original fro once

[@cybercider6620]

*lucio has joined the chat*

[@adamoconnell1773]

TheMasterKrook what are YOU doing here

[@nancymarquardtokeefe8336]

@@cybercider6620 yosh

[@matofacil701]

holy shit its demoman from tf2 with a healing grenade launcher

[@patriktissauer]

I play tf2 but with a scout

[@themizfit87]

@@patriktissauer hand me a jumper and a spoon

[@nancymarquardtokeefe8336]

junk rat is demoman

[@patriktissauer]

@@nancymarquardtokeefe8336 true

[@Ethan-mp7wr]

BS. I see no booze anywhere. He can’t be demo man

[@lilsavdood2001]

7:22 just a full minute of baptise hyperventilating while enemies ult

[@themoonsevilsister1561]

Since nobody else is a Sombra main I guess I have to inform you that Sombra can target and hack the immortality field with the normal hack as well as the emp.

[@xxprologancool3538]

@@keysmash_roa Yeah she still can lol

[@khaledal-mulfi1191]

Am sorry for saying this *Fitzy has joined the chat*

[@doodooman9353]

@@xxprologancool3538 still?

[@xxprologancool3538]

@@doodooman9353 If you hack Immortality Field now it'll break it.

[@hodd.]

So he's a demoman with good-boy grenades?

[@peregrinus524]

WhAt MaKeS ME a GoOd DeMoMaN?

[@CaityisPog]

If i WaS a BAd deMomAn, I wouLdNt be SeaTin HeRE, DiscussinG herE nOW woUlD I?

[@justinwillemsen5733]

Yeah I guess so yeah

[@pilotomarcos610]

@@CaityisPog *disappears* The only weapon i am good with demoman i the lost cannon

[@Idkman-mu5eh]

Well yes but actually no

[@mr.numbers7481]

Baptiste: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN? That’s all I thought when I first saw him

[@tarashab4787]

Finally a macro video again

[@ruzgarsaylan3653]

Hoi me to

[@nobodynowhere21]

The French speaking artist he is playing throughout the video is called Stromae. He has some catchy music. My favorites are Papaoutai, Tous les memes, and Formidable. Check him out on KZbin!

[@kamimatsuyama]

Woah nobody knew about this wow

[@orangethedragon776]

Are you serious for the tromae song??! I love it xD I'm a baguette.

[@flxre9044]

Ur a french baguette just like me ? Yey

[@loler34lol]

It's stromae

[@poubelitobabelito6257]

Vous êtes vraiment stupides, seulement savoir dire baguette et oui oui c’est triste

[@loler34lol]

@@poubelitobabelito6257 Oui, tu as raison

[@kamimatsuyama]

Nate Draws C'est très triste

[@sr.bearsalot7579]

Demoman from TF2 BUT , now not drunk all the time ( coz game is family friendly ) , not Scottish and has a support point . The Ash's "Force-o-Nature" was like « Meh , fine ya can have it » . The story is pretty familiar , the eye patch is on the other eye but fine , the sticky jumps are just charge jumps and grenade launcer like weapon with healing pills . Sweet . Just straight up " Noice "

[@mattiguess8094]

Mccree cigarette:Wut?

[@sulaimaanmohammed3s256]

I can officially say I’ve been baptized

[@mattvillagracia765]

"i mean like, that's a whole mei you have to kill" *shows picture of mei brushing her teeth*

[@crankykong4520]

Ok?

[@aland7234]

Ok?

[@xaan7458]

funny were?

[@riddimboi3819]

Ok?

[@ii_sajad6645]

Ok?

[@mob4880]

Baptiste is not French, he is haitian... Just saying

[@nashsoiferman5426]

Haiti is a French island in the Caribbean

[@simonditomasso9868]

Angela Soiferman was a French island now they speak haitian

[@jeffulloa218]

​@@nashsoiferman5426 It WAS a French colony. But unlike most of the american countries (including U.S.A.) the people who fought against their colonizer wasn't the descendents of white colonists who wanted to have the same rights and opportunities than the people that have born in the european country (and didn't want unffair tea taxes either), no, in Haiti the slaves where the ones who fought the oppresion and won! So their language, Créole, has so many african in it that it has to be considered an independent languague, not French.

[@DeRM0907]

@@simonditomasso9868 What? No they speak French

[@simonditomasso9868]

Damani Miles it’s similar, but it’s not the same language, I’m a French native speaker and I can’t understand Haitian, even though I can catch some words

[@davedougan6894]

Macro: I wish they added his old hair back 2019 archives: I GOT YOU FAM

[@davedougan6894]

If you haven’t played in a while it is the talon skin

[@dookeybootie]

Macro overwatch has many good changes *BREAKING NEWS JEFF KAPLAN BEING HELD HOSTAGE*

[@radski4724]

That voice. It's beautiful. you should cover more songs

[@lopes8832]

0:10 close Your eyes and watch this

[@bendiknilsen5016]

How am i surposed to watch if my eyes are closed

[@lopes8832]

@@bendiknilsen5016 idk

[@UnknownPerson-zm8oi]

lmao

[@benic5527]

Confused

[@ioen4384]

You are dirty minded

[@spiritgamingx8604]

Did that say perfectly unbalanced, as all things should be Blizzard: Omnic crisis

[@thethreerussianteers7237]

Can we appreciate the skater boi song? That was fire

[@marianavellaneda8270]

DID WE ACCIDENTLY KILL BAPTISTE IN UPRISING EVENT????!!!!

[@lilowhitney8614]

Nah, it seems like he split from Talon a bit after Retribution.

[@gangsta_1022]

Yeee. No

[@AceBanned]

MACRO PAPA OUTE TRANSLATES TO WHERE ARE YOU FATHER BAPTISTE LOST HIS PARENTS THIS ISN'T GOOD

[@johnbuster4268]

"Help me help you"- Thomas Alva Edison said to Albert Einstein

[@docloose6192]

It's absolutely hilarious to whatch those jokes about French accent, names and even the song for transition XD C'est pas trop mal, Macro, pas mal du tout

[@dantetejeda1868]

Baptise: ohoho, mon ami, baguette, oui oui Spy: A man of culture, I see

[@atursmorgan3579]

The immortality field can be thrown like caps shield

[@cherishedzen]

YES MORE MACRO JUST TO MAKE MY LIFE EVEN BETTER WE LOVE YOU MACRO

[@abdielmi1657]

0:11 close your eyes and just litsen

[@sycophantic0]

Lmao

[@aland7234]

Intense moan

[@cadethecrustycreature]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cadethecrustycreature]

0:12

[@Kal05]

I was shitting while watching this video and my brother knocked on the door and told me to finish quickly, idk if he meant to nut quicker or shit quicker

[@concurro9071]

1:19 The whole french culture rapped up in some words

[@jaysonrandle644]

8:11 keebler elf: *LITERAL MOLTEN LAVA CANT HURT HIM, MAYBE THIS HAMMER WILL!*

[@mujai2005]

6:07 i aprove this comment

[@El_Frutero]

When I watched the initial sketch I expected a tf2 related thing, lmao

[@steelsarrow_lol]

The french music you've put... is belgian xd

[@joshuaphelps4189]

Papaoutai?

[@nicebot337]

@@joshuaphelps4189 singer's belgian. Song is French

[@Begussss]

8:24 Oh this? This is where Bastions become gods.

[@Glitchpika222]

@@Just_Some_Dude73 Mercy boost

[@musicb_77]

Intro: Exists KZbin Demoniztation: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@jamnraquel]

He’s just a skater boi Said see you later boi He wasn’t good enough for her Now he’s a youtuber making some *WooOOoooOoooOoOooooooOaaAaaaHhhhhhHHh*

[@baugette2909]

1:51 why Polish overwatch? ANSWER ME

[@zer0_iqgaming954]

OW is my life I think

[@millikale]

8:21 you forgot to include soldier 76's ult

[@tj5416]

Love your content Macro!

[@tofuoftheyeet5838]

your little skits are so cute especially your songs

[@czsparadox6985]

1:46 And the 30th hero is A Baguette!

[@wxnted0]

9:39 “Immortality shield”

[@shyamalamehta8388]

This game is back baby!!! Legends never duy

[@kiwifit620]

You mean die?

[@aidenmb7932]

This video single-handedly made me want to play Baptiste

[@Ommelanden]

according to the overwatch lore, if you are an orphan you have an additional 70% chance to become a famous hero

[@0mobility548]

Nice inventivity blizzard : Just take the AMP wall from Titanfall Ad a kindred ulti in LoL

[@mepdacat107]

1:30 STOP THAT

[@jakenight517]

Did you chose papaoutai because he’s an orphan

[@eight7079]

U got it

[@willtrevisan5853]

Ikr

[@jakenight517]

Sightgel I didn’t know if it was on purpose or he just picked a popular French song

[@eight7079]

@@jakenight517 well now you know

[@ElectroGun163]

“As a Support Player, you need some way to escape enemies.” *Sad Zenyatta Noises* Ana: Am I a joke to you?

[@void9322]

Baptist: I am the best baguette Widowmaker: *am I a joke to you?*

[@purpledragon115]

He is a healer for junkrat mains who have some accuracy

[@JK-oy7ps]

Talon in Filipino means jump

[@walterclements_]

filipino is not a language

[@jaiidensierra6518]

My Mans Baptiste is TOO OVERPOWERED

[@dontatmebro-]

I love how at 8:05, if you look closely at reaper for a frame, he’s secretly dancing.

[@evrighthere2195]

Lol sk8ter boi is one of my sisters favorite songs

[@comment514]

"I am the best baguette" Wtf

[@emx.cvbng1]

I did not know there was people who are a noob at baptising their child.

[@noahdetiege2094]

Super Smash Bros ultimate makes no sense

[@evan1620]

I love the use of "Papaoutai" as transition music! i used to listen to that song so much in 5th and 6th grade

[@theolatour9604]

As a french person i give the baptiste actor full permission to imitate my people.

[@shduduwuhsdhi1951]

Just think of the combos I can do

[@Dauntless7005]

0:22 Hey, Lifeline doesn’t have a French accent, and he’s not a guy

[@alecc2335]

uhh wrong videoo palllllll

[@pollenzx]

@@alecc2335 uhh wrong, it's a joke pallll

[@alecc2335]

@@pollenzx I know, but it was such a bad joke and also he said "HE'S not a guy" And this is no place to make an Apex Legends reference, and Macro was trying to do a joke but he made a bad joke on the joke that doesn't need another joke

[@gameritus1035]

I subbed

[@Ommelanden]

He is the best croissant yes

[@LowYummy]

BOB DO SOMETHING! Bob: destroys The Immortality Field

[@ssalamander1294]

-has a “b” name -has a hard to pronounce name -is a healer -has an aoe healing -baptiste is brigitte

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

Finally, Overwatch realized they need more MOTHERFUCKING HEALERS!!!! Blizzard: Did you have fun? TOO BAD I’M NERFING THEM!!!!!

[@LookAtEachOther]

No he cant save the game ;(

[@eduardodelgado1232]

'_' i know

[@artimist0315]

Honestly the "french accent" made me laugh so hard. We sound like that apparently now 🤣

[@Tristanmightbehere]

Zenyatta doesn't need to disengage, he just murders everyone he sees

[@rampagest9992]

Bangalore for noobs pls from apex legend

[@Yharonyx]

I want 2 SKINS FOR BAPISTE : Young Bapiste with that lit hair andddd Talon Bapiste , only 2 SKINS BLIZARD !!

[@snam6250]

Archives is coming up boi

[@argonaut6284]

I don’t think overwatch is dead and I love ur vids and u macro but I thought you said overwatch is dead. I think u might regret that now

[@butterh2]

it's pretty dead

[@ISleepwithDudes]

@@butterh2 Like fortnite and cod

[@AngelOW132]

Macro:" I'm a pro Baptiste player". mL7:"hold my immortality field".

[@niodewit4710]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZqum2OQlL2hoMU

[@HopeKoala]

Do yo-Do you want a banda-Do you want a bandage for that?

[@ayoubsoltane8753]

No views ( 135 likes ) KZbin , you're drunk again

[@pervysage8401]

Baptiste doesn’t speak French he speaks creole

[@boyoport]

3:00 what's this song

[@Ectionic]

Papaoutai and yes I know I'm late but still. That's the song

[@ajstudios9210]

He's not French, but I do love how you are using "Papaoutai" by Stromae.

[@realsaibanetto]

1:19 *ha ha, wee wee i'm ze best baguette HAW HAW*

[@ebrahimnorden2073]

make a macro for noobs pt 2

[@Baul3680]

BaTITe

[@p_sher12]

Baptiste is not French he's from Haiti (a country in South East Asia)

[@agileassassin2138]

Haiti is near the carribean islands

[@petergeramin7195]

@@agileassassin2138 Haiti IS a Caribbean country

[@insertobject4002]

AND WAS A FRENCH COLONY DO UR RESEARCH BRO

[@John_again_John]

Everyone: YES! A new healer When he’s the enemy team: we all hate him

[@gblackcat66]

That intro though