METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Four "Unscared"

[@Foxymaker]

Phil is an amazing actor.

[@chrishansenwithdatelinenbc4775]

Adam Tarasiuk An*

[@LogiBear59]

Adam Tarasiuk "actor"

[@yurvedicenergy3214]

Adam Tarasiuk incredible*

[@Foxymaker]

Thx. Is corrected.

[@EUSL84]

Is he acting? And gosh... your fuckin grammar sucks.

[@rodrigoluunaa]

-"Who are you suppose to be" -"Some metal dude" Best response ever.

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahaha

[@bigred3336]

wish this show would be on adult swim on a regular basis.. either before or after mr pickles

[@evanabbott2737]

YES🤘😁

[@clownforce2377]

thats what i was thinking. adult swim show

[@johndoe413]

It has that space ghost coast to coast feeling

[@ThomasHamby-mi5xw]

Facts. Fuckin come on Phillip fuckin h. Do it you pussy don't rip us off

[@towertito2149]

This is DEFINITELY AN ADULT SWIM SHOW

[@ellex8597]

Can we just appreciate phil's house and his creativity to insult people? 😂😂 this should be like a real movie or something (like tenacious D: the pick of destiny)

[@josephroman6268]

I would go see it in the movie theater I agree with you completely it should be a movie

[@plagiarist316]

i attempted to act out this entire episode by myself at my local red lobster and, well, i'm not allowed there anymore.

[@mathprodigy]

Being metal comes with much sacrifice

[@ziggy4951]

@@mathprodigy What, like the Motorhead song?

[@larrydotson2625]

So it went that well huh? Let's see you try getting banned from a Denny's

[@taylorrhodes6103]

@@larrydotson2625 waitress wouldn’t come around and we were the only table 2 am. A friend yelled excuse me could I have more coffee she gave the whole table attitude so after throwing the cunt word and being told to leave just for wanting service I my friend have been that metal lol

[@ryanmccarthy8625]

In an alternate universe, Phil Anselmo could've been a Marine drill instructor. 💯

[@adrenochromejunkie]

"Do you have genitals?"

[@javierherrera8782]

Paegan Terrorist no disrespect but is that chubby girl your gf?? Because mine is chubby and beautiful too hahahaha

[@claralopez1010]

Omg, this gets even better with every episode. This is one of the best series I've ever seen, lol.

[@Private_Hoppa]

I would love to talk to King Dimond.

[@Adamo_92]

8:22 easily my favorite funniest exchange between Dave an Phil. 🤣 Classical! "Don't rip me off!!!" 😡😤

[@jeremybennett3104]

Ha! They were both wrong about the original line-up of Iron Maiden. Major label debut-wise, that was almost right. Adrian Smith came in after Dennis Stratton.

[@straightupballin3]

Jeremy Bennett Dave Murray was (Debut album wise, not Adrian smith) :D

[@deathlike_silence.0267]

@King Reaper No they kicked even more ass before Bruce.

[@bgrajeda1]

TheMetalPotato yup first 2 albums are the best\m/

[@isaacmula6599]

Actuall iron maiden were originally a four piece band with only dave murray on guitar. Their original drummer was some guy named doug sampson

[@thedevil1262]

Jeremy Bennett there was a vocalist before Paul also

[@straightupballin3]

9:28 I'd be scared shitless if i woke up with phil cuddling next to me looking at me with those eyes. lmfao

[@somerandomarmydude]

I think most people would be too.

[@pant49era17]

Are u kidding me that would be awesome to wake up to Phil Anselmo everyday. Dudes totally metal

[@J_Trask]

When he randomly walks up on Phil playing an electric guitar with no amp makes me laugh every time. It’s actually very relatable!

[@TokeStorm024]

Any way to eventually see a special "outtakes" or "blooper" episode? I bet you guys are cracking each other up while filming. Would love to see that! Do it. Do it. ;)

[@baileycuervo]

@TokeStorm420 still waiting, are you?

[@trigger796]

I think I’d cry if Phil yelled at me angrily not in song form

[@Tsudkyk]

He called me a pussy when I was 13 while on stage. To prove him wrong I joined the circle pit and got my nose broke within 45 seconds. I think him calling me out made me a target.

[@anthonyvidano5437]

I can picture king saying “Bye Dave Hill” in his corpsepaint and with his upbeat danish accent.

[@alexbartha274]

"That's the War God Mercury fucking agreeing with me." "Isn't that Thor?" "Not in... fucking geography textbooks"

[@europatarian7595]

Both similar.

[@irishandirie]

He'd have to be pretty "unscared" to put on pants that haven't been washed since 1987!

[@marcussegura395]

irish and irie were those the shorts that he wore through the mid 90's

[@akemiogata704]

1997 dude

[@megadeth432100]

this series had made me like phill so much more

[@michellesolis8766]

If Phil woke me up in the morning, we would be doing absolutely NO talking! A nightmare for Dave, but a dream for me!!!

[@shanarahcarpentercarpenter3773]

Well well well my Michelle.

[@sutiszorny8039]

He has a 10". Fact.

[@aedragorix]

How did you get that info-

[@BrittCastsFireballs]

You’re so real for this lol. The way I would still let this man absolutely murder me with his monster schlong.

[@metalred74]

Dave goat-napping Phil's grandmother?! That's just WRONG! What's she ever done to him?

[@claypool4208]

Poor Phil! HA! His face throughout this entire series is priceless! I love him

[@digital_syringes]

Phil needs to be a full time actor, this is seriously great

[@bigbruno822]

Who else caught the "fucking hostile" reference in the letter

[@rickallen1188]

+david inlow that and the "if you're not serious you can walk on home, boy" line in episode 1

[@football89100]

david inlow or I'm broken at the bottom of the note also...

[@franceshelton5809]

david inlow Stone the Crow at the bottom

[@lightbulb5642]

david inlow literally everyone

[@bobabier5394]

i saw phil anselmo in a video about the most aggressive metal singers. he was rank 1. i know him since i grew up in the 90s and was listening to Pantera like hell! and i have to say... this guy is so fucking humble and real! i love this series! i can feel myself^^

[@m1nayondaime]

Dat Phil intro at 1:23

[@steventreuden5239]

6:57 look at Phil's face and thank me

[@lonelywanderer0]

hahahahaha made my day

[@Freeza_FTP]

Steven Treuden thanks dude

[@justinmatheson9198]

Just laughed for about a minute straight.

[@xxxyyy1511]

I made a screenshot of it Now there's a new meme

[@brian_m666]

😂😂😂

[@straightupballin3]

"YOU'RE A JERK PERSON!!" ..."like jerk chicken?"

[@AnEvolvingApe]

I would like to buy a METAL GRASSHOPPER tshirt if available. I'd be stoked to wear it at the DOWN show next month.

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Coming soon!(?)

[@MsMississippiMudd]

I want one as well!

[@pant49era17]

@@TheMetalGrasshopper when are we going to get another one of these

[@GlitchBytes]

7:45 is an amazing alarm sound

[@clivewarren780]

Phil is so funny he needs his own show. Its so funny to see a badass like phil being so jocular. Hes also a great actor. Someone give him a show!

[@jacobvaughan658]

9:27 I laughed so hard I cried

[@Therionized]

c'mon we need episodio 5, haha greetings from Mexico Dave and Phil! hilarious!

[@Zelan_mr]

Right now It is 1 a.m and I can't stop laughing at these series with phil

[@leoncarlier]

This is seriously getting better and better

[@SHINIGAMX]

FUCK YES ! SO excited with every new episode

[@futurekarlos5256]

Dave's stage banter is better than Lars Ulrich's

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Phil's face @ 5:15 is fucking priceless!

[@viralencore85]

Dave Hill sounds just like Randy from Trailer Park Boys.

[@shotmytv5892]

Or stevie from eastbound and down

[@Nerdyone50]

These Metal Grasshopper episodes are hilarious! I think Phil needs a new student-and more Metal Grasshopper episodes!!😉🤘🏻Any Volunteers???

[@corysantana6171]

Phil looks like he's holding back a smile cuz he wants to laugh @8:10

[@joshj8597]

I saw Juggalo paint..... why

[@joshj8597]

Good joke though

[@dawnyofthelight]

black metal corpse paint dude not Juggalo paint

[@mehelloYO]

myranda wilkins he's talking about the one before the Hello Kitty. its from ICP

[@dawnyofthelight]

oh ok

[@fleckx]

Because it was funny?

[@esbatmusic6119]

Once again, Philip H. Anselmo is comedy gold. Really like this show

[@ctmetalhxc]

Best one yet. There should be an episode where Dave finds a copy of Power Metal on vinyl and tries to become an 80's frontman

[@alexmatthews2332]

I love these, I saw the first pic in the bar with all the bottles first with Kirk Windstein on a crowbar song, maybe still I reach but not sure.

[@gtuni55]

Dude, first ..this is My sons channel... I but I wanted to say PHIL IS METAL.... I love this show... you are the man PHIL...

[@Therealbackslabbath]

This show is so good, they'll make it illegal soon.

[@BFreeMedia13]

The breakfast table scene will be one the funniest things ive ever seen and makes me laugh wayyyy too hard every single time..

[@primalconcretesledge3137]

8:40 Just listen to the power he still has in that throat. Incredible.

[@metalmilitia7114]

7:58 "dudes pretty metal "

[@xXMeganMansonXx]

These things are the best. I wanna do this with Phil! Fuck yeah!

[@thebloodislove]

5:26 God damn Phill is so funny

[@rickpelland3768]

Lmao this shit is gold, which is metal🤣🤣🤣

[@Two_wheels_ninja]

"You unleash hellfire on the masses too! Thank you King Diamond! hahaha

[@karenmeer2320]

OH MY GOD!! this is so F-ING FUNNY!!

[@wavular]

And the original iron maiden had dave murray and dennis Stratton on guitars, Not Adrian smith. He was in urchin,and replaced dennis.

[@samueldesbiens2524]

Damn Steve you've pissed off Anselmo... You stole his grandma!

[@ivettesosa4924]

2:06 that’s actually a pretty cool riff

[@billkittleman9631]

These episodes are hysterical 😁

[@amberjo4327]

I so wish that there is more thank you Phill, you are the master

[@bws1971]

When Phil spoons him with this glare, made me LOL

[@robbiepralicz9031]

can't believe I haven't found this sooner I fucking love it

[@daveyboy8907]

He's like shut up redhead I'm done with you . Phil says give the audience a facial I thought he was going to pull out a gwar trick..

[@southerncaveman10000]

10:13 I'M BROKEN !!!! Not just my favourite pantera song, but the BEST song of all time !!!

[@JelloFluoride]

I love how he talks to King Diamond like he's his grandma.

[@aidanmahoney9865]

“Oh hello King Diamond! Yes I do think Glen Danzig takes himself too seriously. Bye King Diamond!”

[@Ramoa111]

"Unscared" bwahahahahah there are people who DID misspell it on their tattoos too. what joint is that at 4:00 ?

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

It's the Saint in the Garden District of New Orleans.

[@poyakouchesfahani6125]

I need a track list of every song played in this entire series!!!

[@universaltomato5715]

9:03 to 9:10 was the best thing I’ve ever seen I love Phil In this

[@eraserheads1297]

I LOVE THIS FHUCKING EPISODE MAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HEAVYMETAL IS THE LAW

[@jankompos2330]

8 41 to 9 11 BALLS PHIL ANSELMO EXACTLY WHAT HOLLYWOOD AND MUSIC INDUSTRY DONT WANT FROM THEIR MUSICIANS TO SAY ,unless they are teenagers ,cant blame them

[@julianiacovantuono183]

4:05 Shout out to Chris Lee from Supagroup!

[@HenryMullens]

these are out of this world. so damned good

[@thebestofprankcalls]

when is the next episode for metal grasshopper coming? i am so hyped for it!!

[@FecalMattur]

Isn't it Thor? Not in a fuckin... Geography text book..

[@TokeStorm024]

Damn, Phil...you funny!

[@blacksunshine5163]

I laughed historically at the face paintings!!

[@eraserheads1297]

DAVE!!! YOU LEARN TO BE YOUR OWN GODDAHNM PERSON MAN THAT'S TRUE MAN THANKS PHIL HEAVYMETAL IS THE LAW

[@redpillgospel7452]

"What in the unwiped asshole of Miley Cyrus am I gonna do with this dipshit?" I fuckin lost it!

[@thunderchikken2020]

David Hill = the Napoleon Dynamite of heavy metal !

[@alexst-cyr561]

Yesterday I saw this man at 0:22 🤘🏻😎

[@thomasandrews2935]

If those shorts haven’t been washed since 1986 then when the hell did Phil put the mayhem patch on them

[@ShunkLunkable]

1:30 This is how I'm going to answer the phone from now on

[@qxpxqx]

The ending theme music is never skipped. GNARLY.

[@ShockMe1994]

KISS Alive & Rock And Roll Over at 9:08

[@johnny-r]

This needs to be a show on mainstream TV.

[@skyenorwood3120]

9:23 I’ve never laughed more in my life

[@confederatebandittmlegendo6049]

Phil's face at 5:14 😂😂😂 that's me

[@rickovsky980]

I for these webisodes...thanksgiving came early this year.....

[@12potatos]

Hey Phil what's that small tune that plays at 9:20 called? I'd really really like to know that!

[@dreamyphil]

It is called Irrelevant Walls and Computer Screens by Philip H. Anselmo and the Illegals.

[@12potatos]

Thank you thank you thank you so much!

[@12potatos]

Phillip Costello Hmmm i can't seem to find it anywhere on the internet. I mean there's only a live of that song but not that tune. Are you sure its that song?

[@infinitedominance8233]

Ugly Mug - Phil Anselmo and the illegals

[@meanmattworld]

Grocery Shopping is totally metal!!!

[@babyyoucanridemybike]

this was the best episode so far!

[@Ymiraku]

best pickup line ever "are you into metal and satan and stuff?"

[@anthonybettinger9227]

Phil is right, Thor isn’t even mentioned in geography textbooks

[@slimshadow49]

@5:45. the most metal fucking burp I've heard.

[@BmgGunsAndStuff]

Just subscribed Love Phill and The Illegals but also PANTERA!!!!!!!! Hell Fucking Yea Dude!!, Can't wait for the next Episode. Metal Grasshopper Phil You Are The Metal GOD!! Just thought i'd Remind you

[@birdmadgrrrl]

"Isn't that...uh...Thor?" "Not in the fucking geography textbook."

[@johnkarnaghon6055]

Phil really is a good actor. He plays this character to a T

[@MsMississippiMudd]

I don't know how I just saw this one now. I think my dog is laughing too. Well kinda snoring but laughing. Amazing. 7:46 - this is how me and Panzer sing in the aahhhhhhhshowwwweeeerrrr! Cheesy weirdo!!! What a dirty hippy!

[@creggkelbae9617]

this is the best series this is everything i imagine life with phil anselmo to be like

[@franklinlee5667]

imagine if Dime was in metal grasshopper **** would get crazy \m/