METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode Three "Metal or Not Metal?"

[@a47041]

Smoothies are so metal. You cut up living beings and grind them into liquid, then drink their sweet remains

[@robertwilliams6423]

Lol HAHAHAHA OMG 😂

[@warren2785]

BuntMunt 5 years late, but yes! Metal!!

[@connorchucknorris5877]

PREACH

[@sophielovecraft777]

THIS 🤣🤘🏻⚡️🍑

[@the_main_chow]

Brutal 🤘

[@violentJJ2112]

Phil can act pretty goddamn good

[@loganmyers7671]

Chester Molester "act"

[@paulablack1863]

Chester Molester I totally agree.

[@Deisinator]

Chester Molester It's like saying Bieber is just acting gay...

[@carynnelopez3220]

He's NOT acting, I'm pretty sure he's exactly this fucking metal and FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[@paulablack1863]

Carynne Lopez Lmao! I guarantee it!

[@cold_lobster1779]

No one: Phil to a cucumber: "powerful and strong"

[@metalheadfreakingfantastic4578]

Phil Anselmo for president

[@MA1D3N6]

@John shut the fuck up immigrant

[@thomazerik7620]

No, he is a "neonazist"

[@ShockMe1994]

wing there’s a difference between illegal immigrants & immigrants.

[@MadSeason42]

@@thomazerik7620 No, he's not

[@tort26508]

That would be awesome! 😀

[@stormwickham1675]

Phil: strokes beard Goat: *has beard* Phil: "grandma"

[@Mindjakked]

DUDE OUR STICKER IS ON MR.ANSELMO WALL!!!! MINDJAKKED YEAH BABY!!! THANKS PHIL!!!!

[@julianyoung4049]

Yo that's awesome. I hope to start a band someday. I already got the vocals down.

[@Steezus_Chrlst]

@@julianyoung4049 did u ever get ur band??

[@rosiemarie4619]

I laughed so hard at the grandma bit!

[@shorinteacher]

Why? It was really his grandmother. They can cast spells in metal you know.

[@rosiemarie4619]

Zimmermania! It was just funny!

[@shorinteacher]

Rosie Marie They turned her into a shape shifter.

[@rosiemarie4619]

Zimmermania! Who did?

[@shorinteacher]

Rosie Marie Didn't you see? Phil Anselmo used metal black magic and turned his grandmother into a goat! They can do that. Ozzy once turned a coke into a pepsi in front of over a dozen witnesses.

[@davidclark3588]

The smoothie conversation is the best part

[@drprodrpro6501]

Agreed

[@NazgulWitchKing]

So true haha

[@loganweeks2878]

It is

[@sirpsycho49]

Fun fact about this episode, at 4:38 when dave goes into the closet, If you look to his left there is a yellow sticker that says MINDJAKKED. THATS MY MUTHA FUKKIN BAND!!!!!! \m/

[@igorjajic6898]

IF PHILL PUT YOU ON THE WALL YOU DESERVE RESPECT MY MAN.....

[@zap7026]

@@joey_morg kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJPRnquXiLtroNE 🤘

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahaha that’s awesome!😁👍

[@jacobdavis5518]

Interesting

[@switchglitch666]

FUCK YEAH!!!! MINDJAKKED!!!!!

[@booster115]

They need to turn this into a tv show.

[@StevenAMckayAuthor]

Why has Phil never been in a movie? He's a great comedic actor!

[@zwink623]

I would kill for half an hour with master anselmo

[@vishakhz6744]

I just want 5 Minutes Alone with Phil

[@_racoon_7778]

Awe phil actually warmed my heart when he embraced the goat 😭

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Lmao Phil talking about salads and smoothies is so freaking cool. xD

[@kobiefrancis4320]

Cooking hostile!

[@joshuayettou3552]

And cute goats being his grandmother 😂

[@MattWeismiller1994]

Some of the skits remind me of something I'd see in Metalocalypse.

[@scottbennett1434]

Steven Hawking's says, "if a black hole had a voice it would only be trying to mimick Philip Anselmo".

[@mathprodigy]

Gravity waves from black holes have been detected to have a frequency actually, so it's confirmed to be pretty close to Phil's voice

[@Mephilis78]

I'm still amazed to this day at those super high Halford screams he does.

[@TheCreedGames1]

I love everything about this series Phil : *only tears off corner of picture* "That sucked..."

[@jacockistitsworth9392]

SuperUltraFunTime He said my exact thought

[@Screamer-tm6ly]

0:43

[@jrmarrero96]

"Good Friends and a Blender of Smoothies?!"

[@23chopperrob]

I lose a small piece of my remaining intelligence with every episode I watch. I regret nothing.

[@DeadGlassEyes]

"Everything is.. metal" Ain't that the fucking truth. These are fucking hilarious, always good to see Phil having a laugh.

[@joshuayettou3552]

"Aww look at the cute little goat 🐐" Who would've ever thought Phil Anselmo would say something like that on camera? 😂😂😂🤘🤘

[@rharrell91]

*This is my first youtube comment ever* This video series is a hidden gem. If you have listened to the God Damn Dave Hill Show and Pantera, this is gold. And if you also like obscure / weird comedy. "Up utters " is RHODIUM: TOP MOST VALUABLE METAL. (More valuable than gold)

[@jellymop]

Phil is hilarious. He seems like he truly enjoys making these videos.

[@leenahusa1806]

"God, that salad KICKED ASS!" 😂😂😂

[@zachariaskult]

I want to be guided towards the Gates of Metal by Philip H. Anselmo thyself!

[@shethinksimironman]

Zach Coolt you'll only be led to the cemetery gates

[@jameshargroder7090]

HELL DONT WE FUKKN ALL!! ☠💀☠🤘🤘🤘👍

[@MaidenLiberty]

I KNEW IT!!!! PHIL IS PART GOAT

[@wolfiewolfdog9771]

Cause he is the goat

[@SleepFan771]

Of course butterflies are metal. Electric Wizard made a bad-ass song about them: "Black Butterfly." Melvins made "Lovely Butterfly." Dave needs to get his shit together. I fucking love this series!

[@AnEvolvingApe]

***** not enough good things could be said about Acid Bath. \m/

[@MatthewJury]

Iron Butterfly.

[@SleepFan771]

***** I FUCKING LOVE IRON BUTTERFLY! I can't believe I forgot them in my little list. "Iron Butterfly Theme" is super metal!

[@SleepFan771]

***** Do you not understand sarcasm? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

[@SleepFan771]

***** I was kidding as well, man. ;) Your move. Btw, that is your profile pic of? I feel like I've seen it before dude.

[@SebaCoverx]

Man, this is precious. Phill, Dave, thanks for this!. A big hi from Argentina!

[@alejoromero]

I really love to see Phill having fun.

[@Dexislava]

It takes a certain amount of intelligence to make good stuff like this! P.S - Smoothies are totally Metal.

[@SaintNicholasBankstown]

Wood-grain stereo systems with cassette decks and equalisers are fucking metal.

[@daskraut]

word, god!

[@5150Reaper]

@00:59 is the first time I’ve ever seen Phil Anselmo smile in his whole entire existence.

[@ComedySizedGaming]

Phil's little song about Dave from 8:00 to like 8:20 is pretty catchy lol

[@seanthebaptist6757]

"Dave, can't you cry for meee" lolol

[@michaeldavis4538]

the tune sounds very similar to an actual song

[@RicoLee27]

Which song​@@michaeldavis4538

[@obundoben82]

"I like bananas."

[@skyenorwood3120]

Phil making a salad is probably the most funniest shit I will see in my life 😂

[@TheSaintedOne]

Phil's a hell of a cook. With that pineal gland on the wall.... hope he doesn't dabble in the dark arts of walnut sauce.

[@_SliK_]

0:42 Omd😂😂😂 I’ve got a feeling that was not scripted and he legit fucked up. “That sucked”😂😂

[@Bisonbc]

did anyone else notice he said to the goat we used to play Chinese checkers together

[@papawyvern6993]

Nev Villi I herd the Chinese checkers part

[@nickc.lanides6220]

He's talking about when he used to play it with his grandma.

[@limpskimp6794]

3:00 "I love the scream of the butterfly," - Dax Riggs

[@joshuayettou3552]

Ha!

[@Kman10311]

God, that salad kicked ASS 5:41

[@terryshuttz7057]

EYEHATEGOD medicine noose is a perfect fit for these videos..

[@christianfontenot7454]

These are literally the best videos ever

[@funeralhymn666]

Phil would have a field day with me haha Your trust is in whisky, weed and Slayer \m/

[@PeterVenkman_666]

Trey Hildesheim it's goddam electric

[@theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910]

This is the kind of stuff Dime would be making if he were still alive. It’s fucking awesome being a Pantera fan with all the home videos and extra stuff they did.

[@elvinrey9535]

More metal grasshopper. Fucking love this show.

[@elvinrey9535]

I also want a goat. Now that's metal.

[@azwary2j]

watching (n loving) the series, all the way from malaysia!

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Nice!

[@michellesolis8766]

+Metal Grasshopper Phil we need season 2!! I met you way back in the day, you kick ass!! Much love and respect.

[@Tom-ro5lo]

+Michelle Solis it's "SPECT!"

[@joshuayettou3552]

Very cool. Baltimore, Maryland here.

[@swampjoe1985]

@@TheMetalGrasshopper louisiana here. Loving and curious as to how I've never heard of these before lol

[@adamturner1563]

you have to upload the outtakes man. phil is hillarious on those. please read this.....

[@kranberryjones1449]

"That sucked" was amazing lol I really hope that wasn't scripted

[@jennifergg]

Great! Can't wait for the next episode. Phil is hilarious as is Dave Hill. Most entertaining program I have watched in quite awhile.

[@brianjohnson1671]

OMFG! phil is always f'n hilarious! i think these are actually getting better with each new episode! Keep it up, guys! oh, maybe i missed it (i didn't read all 135 comments), but did everyone forget the most obvious- Iron Butterfly!

[@clintmullins8670]

Brian Johnson that was gonna be my answer, but I didn't want to backhanded in the face

[@volcommadness]

This is so underrated deserves all more likes and all that shit! Phil You are the fucking man god damnit!

[@floridianthrasher5426]

7:55 did dime give Phil that dean?

[@MadNut321]

6:55 This part is fucking mindfucking! "I like bananas"

[@ifancyurmom]

When they started talking about smoothies I fucking lost it 😂😂

[@dj80550]

Phil has the deepest voice ever...prove me wrong... Pantera lives forever!🙏

[@cyorneon]

I like more his old voice, without all those cigarretes

[@tmlbschnr7088]

Ever heard of peter steele? ;) but phils is cool tho

[@maskedman72]

NO WAY IN HELL CAN YOU EVER BE METAL WITH A CREED STICKER ON YOUR AMP! you better remove that before Phil sees it!

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

It's not a sticker for Creed the band. It's some other shit.

[@poohandler8646]

Creed makes pantera look like childs play

[@bretmorris830]

@@poohandler8646 Don't compare them, they're different genres.

[@herojitwayenbam2928]

Who the fuck told u creed makes pantera look child's play ? Creed sucks

[@The_JustJoshing]

I love how nobody realizes the poo handler guy was joking around

[@cokeglas]

Love it! Is that Phil's house? That's a metal fucking piece of property.

[@ViniciusOldSchool]

I started listening to Pantera 20 years ago and I kinda knew that Phil could crack a joke every once in a while. But being in something like this comes as a surprise. A good one, I must say.

[@pelopidasalexis6943]

I fucking genuinely brotherly love Phill and Dave. I need a movie or series with them!!

[@rohantiwari7801]

3:25 That clip made me laugh so much. 😂

[@loogie75]

10:28 THAT VOICE! (and by the way....all this is so hilarious!!! XDDD)

[@paulablack1863]

Love the shows! You would think that a company would pick this up and create it for TV. I never had any doubt that Phil would make an Excellent actor. He's awesome. Thanks for uploading!

[@nikalijia44]

I wish I was his little sister. He's so cool, talented, funny, tough and super creative. Awe I love you Phil, Bro.

[@cranberry_the_xviii9458]

Hey anyone know what song Phil's playing in the background at 3:25?

[@OwlKnight32]

Cranberry_The_XVIII sounds like ICP a little bit.. but I’m really not sure. I’ve been wondering that myself.

[@jordan3119]

It’s been driving me crazy I can’t find it online I don’t know what the hell it is!!!

[@shethinksimironman]

8:16 Ultimate metal guitar tone!

[@Paniekzaaiertje]

Phil’s voice on 0:45 where he says ‘that sucked’ reminds me of GTA San Andreas when the guy on the radio says ‘the Dust’ on K-DST

[@catsinjello]

haha phil is the only teacher you need

[@givezerofx]

These are so good bring it back!!!

[@JimCornetteIsMyDad]

I think the intro is literally the first time I saw Anselmo smile.

[@MasherCFH]

I could watch these all day. Keep 'em comin'!

[@jotapedonoso4696]

anyone else wishing that what sounds on the 2:45 was an actual song?

[@ziautumn]

Yay!!! A new video!!! Love you, Philip H. Anselmo!

[@KalenChaosSocha]

What song is he listening to @ 3:20?

[@markkirkbride6761]

how fuckin' cool would it be hangin' with Phil at his house?

[@freddyray629]

...uncovered that Phil Anselmo has got Self Irony. How many rock/metal legends has it? Respect.

[@vinnyhydeSWT]

That salad kicked ass! 😂😂😂

[@darthj_der7447]

These are sooo badass! We love ya Phil!!

[@k.c.lejeune6613]

Phil, where did you get those kick ass salad tongs that you are using at around 5:05? I absolutely need a set of those to complete my metal kitchen! Loving this series with you and Dave!!

[@wheelman1324]

These are awesome. Reminds me of my journey into the brutalness that is METAL. Except my journey was more gradual whereas this seems to be all at once... Except I didn't lock myself in a closet, dance around a pentagram, I do a more of a windmill headbang, and I don't smoke... Am I doing it wrong?

[@TheSaltySeaman]

Why aren't you smoking?

[@shagstars]

depends... what kind of metal do you want to be part off.

[@wheelman1324]

Smoking costs too much on health insurance bills. As for what metal I want to play, I'm rhythm guitar for a death metal band.

[@throatsinginggambist8927]

I am a highly trained death metal vocalist and I can say smoking is a huge no-no

[@esbatmusic6119]

LOL at the goat part. Comedy gold! Phil is amazing at comedy.

[@alphaswag95]

I want that gargoyle statue @1:05 Also; are Up Udders a real thing? & Fun Fact: 90% of metal heads don't sacrifice anything, Most of them love animals.

[@enigmaticbeing666]

ikr even chuck had the balls to wear a cat shirt in an interview and was a vegetarian and loved animals rip chuck 🤘🤘

[@chrisoliver123]

These just get better and better. What are the weird 4-track sounding bits of music during the goat scene and when Dave brings his metal music video idea to Phil? I would love to hear more of that stuff. The "Grandfather's Lake" bit sounded sweet. Sounds like Down recorded on a boombox or something!

[@HOUSECORERECORDS]

Hey Chris- Those are some of my bullshit olde 4-track recordings… some even date back to the late '80's! And "Grandfather Lake" was from a 4-track band I did with friends of mine, and the band was called, "Steve J. & The Jackoffs"… Yep. I've thrived on the absurd for a long-ass time. Thanks for watching! Have fun folks- PHA '14

[@chrisoliver123]

Housecore Records Hey Phil. Thanks for the info. I seriously loved the sound of those little bits. Real raw, gritty 4-track sound. Good shit. Would love to hear more of the absurd. Keep rocking & i'm looking forward to future Metal Grasshopper episodes. Good shit!

[@HOUSECORERECORDS]

Chris Oliver - Thanks Chris. One day, I'll release all my olde 4-track crap for shits and laughs. I even have some olde Metal stuff (Death, Thrash, Black) on 4-track as well, kinda like the shit I did with Viking Crown, but perhaps a little better. Heck, I even did a semi-Black Metal song with Dimebag NO ONE has heard… haha! Hail brother- PHA '14

[@chrisoliver123]

I'd love to hear that 4-track stuff. I love the sound of 4-track recordings. Still record on mine often. Would love to hear that Viking Crown ish stuff. I still have my copy of Innocence From Hell somewhere around the house. Cheers Brother!

[@DeadGlassEyes]

Housecore Records Would fucking love to hear that, man! Bring it on if you ever feel like it/get around to it.

[@sawyerwiseman1283]

still watching the whole thing!!! fucking rules man.

[@synthpunkdaddy619]

The salad scene. I'm dying

[@filiproh2625]

Will there be new episodes? Please? This is comedy gold

[@duncan-_-]

They get funnier every time!

[@gc8972b]

fucking hell. who knows the song between 2:45-2:55 ? i'm like in love with those 10 seconds, reminds me of the good old cdnow song samples

[@marekvodicka]

1:26 he brings a goat and there's a sound of a pig? wtf :D

[@amanbhakta4524]

I thought both are same.....

[@chrisbutler6614]

When he said grandma I almost fucking passed out.

[@Roxilla11]

Phil Anselmo needs to be in the next Brutal Legend!!!!

[@Harjawaldar]

The smoothie part xD

[@stephenoliver321]

I listened to pantera forever, even learned lots of Dime Bags guitar but I never knew how awesome Philip was. Legend.

[@nemqueteba21]

ohh god! that salad kick ass!!! hahaha excellent

[@recurseofficial7261]

lmao right before phil wakes up "hello....... i love you The Saints..."

[@bradleydavid1827]

"I thought those were neck dicks." Lmao. I wish I found these videos sooner!

[@Yusifer100]

Just watched all three of them and they are brilliant! Please keep these coming, they are funny as fuck!

[@josephstalin9357]

Some seriously heavy riffs at the end

[@aaronhuisinga2531]

There's a song that starts around 2:46... anyone know what it's from?

[@brunoterrosa7465]

What's the ending song? Sounds doomy, i like it.

[@Anthonybchannel]

Eyehategod - medicine noose

[@guitarguru.3572]

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE GOD DAMN MOVIES?? Phil, you’re the fucking king