Biker Scran with Geoff and Dan | Norsk Cafe at Haddenham on the Ducati XDiavel

Time for another long overdue Biker Scran episode - this time something a little more up market than usual as I join Geoff and Dan on the mighty Ducati XDiavel for some scran at the Norsk cafe in Haddenham in Buckinghamshire....
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[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Well I must say I'm pretty shocked to learn that I appear to be in the minority amongst TMF viewers when I (correctly) assert that bacon sarnies should be accompanied by Ketchup and not HP sauce....it seems the break down of the fabric of society is worse than I thought......

[@mrbojangles4394]

TheMissendenFlyer it’s not just the sauce mate. Bacon sarnies always go with a cup of tea, not coffee. Coffee is for after! You did it the wrong way round, with tea after. Shame on you.

[@fastlanediaries6593]

Daddies sauce should only be paired with a banger or thrown into a spag Bol. Bacon and Ketchup all day long!

[@alanwatkiss7993]

Geoff is spot on ,brown sauce and tea. Sounds a bit more northern than you though TMF

[@Scooterboy_1970]

TheMissendenFlyer bacon sarnies should only ever be eaten as is but if a sauce must be used only ketchup. Never brown sauce of any kind.

[@SteveInskip]

Bacon sarnies should only be eaten in a thin white-bread sandwich, with melted butter and ketchup and strong a cup of tea that you can stand a teaspoon up in. None of this wiishy-washy shite. Brown sauce? Coffee? WTF!!!!! 🤬😂👍

[@muddyharbourrider7340]

Brown sauce - end of!!! And it’s got to be HP ideally!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Wrong!

[@johnsr10]

He's right, brown sauce all the way, and that place is too posh for a biker cafe.

[@alanottley]

I can’t believe that Dan could remember the name of the cake. I would have forgotten it walking back to the table the first time!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Clever chap is Dan.....

[@smac4749]

My double entendre-meter exploded halfway through! Great stuff, love these videos.

[@rumien1383]

S Mac yep, like a carry on movie. 👍🏻

[@flumpy7343]

Just found these biker scran vidoes.. Binge watching them all now. Keep it up :)

[@michaelenglish9996]

the scrans are your best vids, disgustingly fascinating

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Glad you like 'em Michael - stay tuned for more in due course!

[@spetersonmusic]

Totally fun and always enjoy the biker fun. Great stuff!

[@LeytonC]

Dan proving why we need to see more of him on the channel :D I like the fact you said about Jeff struggling in a posh place, and you have not shaved and looking rough :D :p As for source - you can use either Red or Brown on bacon either is fine.

[@Scout7336]

I heard the term scran a few times from Andy. I looked it up and now I know it is scrounge for food. In the USA we do similar, but it is known as a RTE (ride to eat). Thanks for the education Andy.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

My pleasure Bob!

[@gdscheiwe01]

Always love a bit of Biker Scran with my morning coffee while the temps hover 10*F here.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Brghghghg....

[@bmwgsblackgus7636]

18.20 the pause as Dan thought you meant wait instead of weight lol great video bikes and bacon can't go wrong with that combination. Love your banter. Thanks

[@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne]

If they had garlic with their bun you'd have to call it "garlic breath with Dan and Geoff"

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

You’re good at this!!

[@kenmccurdie1358]

Should have added to “my list” on your XDiavel review the pain it can be to find neutral especially with a cold gearbox. Glad it’s not just me, Miss Flyer!

[@Mr2OOM]

Red sauce ... Happy New Year to Geoff and Dan ..

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Correct!

[@jettaylor1286]

Thanks for sharing the BSA shirt. I have a 1969 Lightning and 1970 Rocket 3.

[@gestoandlane]

Bike, food, riding and mates all in one video...what's not to like :D

[@lenkomsa4521]

I really enjoy these biker scrams with Jeff and Dan! Not quit sure why exactly! 😂

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Good!

[@grahaminkpen5436]

Some of my favourite vlogs from TMF. Biker scran. Bit posh that one.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Posh fellas....

[@eriknaustdal7281]

The skolebrod is a bun, not a cake. Norsk is norwegian in norwegian😀 A bit jealous about your weather, here in Norway it’s cold and snow🌨❄️ and the bike is stuck in the shed....🏍

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Thank you Erik - I love that I can have genuine experts (ie in your case a Norwegian) on whatever subject I happen to mention chip in on my videos - one good thing about social media!

[@peterreeve8663]

Love the banter with Geoff and Dan. How about a flying scran in the summer? Great cafe at Sleap airdrome in North Shropshire. Could be a giggle. Red sauce for me!

[@johngittins6244]

More biker scran please. It’s like gogglebox but for bikers 😀😀👍👍

[@rustyrider4306]

Another cracking vid Tmf,great conversation,flowed a treat,cant beat a bacon sani,red or brown sauce,in the company of fellow bikers, looks a lovely place to visit,great idea for a biking meet / vlog. Shiny side up as always for 2020 👊👊 Cheers Tmf.

[@mikees60]

Love the biker scran vids. Top marks Mr Flyer.

[@gordon4221]

Should have gone to Ikea for a taste of Scandinavia . I mean who doesn't like meatballs and chips - proper bikers scran

[@MsDenver2]

You got some good mates , motorcycle mates are the best🏍🏍👍

[@kevinc112]

Great fun and a good laugh. Loved it!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Yay first comment!

[@Banditmanuk]

second!

[@iainian]

Well done Sirs......but did you watch the video???

[@iainian]

Hahahahah!!!

[@cpuuk]

not sure it counts if it's your vlog ¬_¬

[@paulvarnsverry11]

CPU UK : Mr. Flyer’s channel, Mr. Flyer’s rules. ;-)

[@Kalsino]

I LOVE this meetup with Geoff and Dan. Please make more of those videos mate. thumbs up and thanks for making this lovely videos. Yours sincerely The Danish Bearcat

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Glad you like 'em - there'll be more to come, you can't stop these two seeking out grub....

[@Kalsino]

@@TheMissendenFlyer hmmm, Im not seeing you stop eating when you meet up with them🤣

[@twogotikitouring6940]

Absolutely hilarious innuendo. I'm surprised the three of you managed to hold it together 😉 Brown sauce without a shadow of a doubt! Nice one TMF 👍

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Wrong again! Brown sauce is for sausage sarnies!!

[@twogotikitouring6940]

@@TheMissendenFlyer And that's why you prefer truck stops to Artisan cafes 🤣👍

[@jackchristodoulou197]

I love riding to a cafe with mates and just talk about anything

[@gestoandlane]

Don't we all...nothing better :D

[@kevinvandiest2750]

Agreed 👌

[@colinvincent6599]

Half of Geoff was missing, impressive dieting. Always a fun watch

[@Bazza47]

So.….Harley have bought out a Pizza cutter. Is that because they can't pull the skin off a rice pudding? I'll get my coat.....

[@SteveInskip]

And it takes 3 of you to lift it up!😉😉

[@nickprice3605]

Nice 1 👍 I used to have a Hardly Movinson t-shirt 😂

[@phillipjohnson5789]

ouch.... lol, depends if it starts or not

[@paulross7955]

Afternoon! I know you test rode the tmax 530 sometime ago how about testing the bmwc650sport Scooter I'd love to hear what you make of it?, apologies if you have already reviewed it and I've missed it. Cheers.

[@grahamdennis2810]

Great series 👍

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Thank you!

[@nearlyretired6440]

Tip for you - when the round macaroon is to be shared by three people - cutting into 4 pieces is going to lead to problems - who gets the extra piece? Cutting into 3 is the way to go.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Brilliant tip - why didn't we think of that! Cheers!

[@HippoDrones]

When out on the bike it doesn't matter that you don't avocado! :D hahaha The butties looked yummy, but a bit too posh for my nosh :-)

[@RutgerSmets]

Getting a cup of my favorite beverage and then watching your videos makes for a great evening!

[@andrewshore262]

Ketchup and coffee to follow sounds good to me👍, watching this in the last third of February and already it’s not dark until 5:45’ish (even if half the country is under water)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Yes the nights really are drawing out now...

[@mikemcgovern3372]

Right then, builders tea with any fatty food - bacon, pastry, batter and definitely brown sauce. But more disturbing than the thought of ketchup was the suggestion that there should be some sort of accompanying foliage! Dear oh dear...

[@dannyracer25]

Great video 👍 Tmf I like the chat I've not been out on bike for 3 week .thanks from Danny

[@wjb2]

these put such a smile on my face.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Glad you like 'em - we like making them!

[@wjb2]

Geoff and Dan such gentleman.

[@mrbojangles4394]

Lovely place Haddenham. I ride through there and do work there a fair bit. Some great rides not far from there too. Last time I went to that cafe, it was called Little Italy and was full of posh yummy mummies. There’s a great bakery around the corner from there that do lovely takeaway bacon rolls. Grab one and go sit by the pond in the village if you’re ever back that way. Red sauce, brown sauce? I swing both ways....lol.

[@amancalledjames9345]

Great review...of one dish and one cake between the three of you. A bit of variety maybe next time Andy? Oh, and no sauce for me.

[@carlton683]

Very up market diner but I enjoyed the banter with the boys 🙂

[@garybilton3244]

Red sauce is for kids and Americans. HP brown sauce and a cup of tea is definitely the way to go!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Wrong!

[@teneretraveller8980]

Heated kit = fantastic, but any salt on the road and no thanks. Cold, wet, windy ni problem but anything corrosive, no thanks. And would I be too left field if I asked for sliced tomato and coriander on my buttie? Happy travels

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Yes I think that might just tip the balance too far....

[@jb1876]

More videos with Geoff and dan ,two funny men👍

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Recorded the latest episode yesterday - stay tuned!

[@MsDenver2]

Came across very good

[@DrummerboyUK1]

Five and a half quid for a bacon sarnie? You southern chaps are easily persuaded to part with your cash....!! Love this series you do Andy, more please. G & D provide just the right amount of input to these videos too, so please buy them a pint from me!!

[@DrummerboyUK1]

Urghg! Why would anyone pollute the delicious flavour of bacon with the contents of a bottle full of chemicals, that looks like either blood or runny sh**?

[@kevinfarrell5778]

Hahaha...and brown sauce on the rolls.'no sauce dan'...outrageous ...great vlog lads ..😆😆

[@timhaslum7461]

Another great video, thanks 👍🏻

[@JLOSTAFF1]

And now something completely different...............................well done on your 150k subs!!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Thank you!

[@janra8653]

Nice one bike video :) But I dont recognise what you are being served at that cafe even though I go to Norway holiday for many for years.

[@ReeceFilmsStuff]

If you go to the bakery opposite this place it’s the best bacon sarnie I’ve ever had 😁

[@karlwalker1771]

HI SIR could you help or direct me to how to connect and fix my mobile phone to use it as a sat nav please. I know this question seems crazy but your help would be most helpful mate.

[@humanbeing1675]

@TMF: Quite smart...started with flying, then motorcycles..now food. What's next? Shoes & wristwatches?😁 Nice video!👍

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Why not! Mind you we've got a lot more food to do yet....

[@humanbeing1675]

@@TheMissendenFlyer No problem with that! Beside that I believe we all like the other toys for big boys..😉

[@hookyoldyip9313]

Should have titled the vlog... Biker scran with Shane McGowan and David Walliams 😜😜

[@thechilternturbo1185]

Great cameo from Captain Birdseye

[@longjammeriii3323]

Very entertaining. R flyer but it's 11.30PM as I'm watching this and I'm flipping starving now🤨 !!!!! But thanks anyway for the great vlog but too expensive for what it was, ride safe my friend and regards from Alan in south Yorkshire 👍👍

[@crooky1811]

Looked a good place to go that, will put it on the list of go to's

[@dsimon9s29]

Thanks for posting. Miss your GS. Will we be seeing it any time soon? :)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Err - yeah she'll be back I'm sure - I have been riding her with Mrs Flyer on the back - just not made any videos with it featured for a while...

[@anton5749]

Most entertaining - do more with these guys.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

What about my diet!!

[@anton5749]

TheMissendenFlyer become bulimic.

[@malcolmpatton9314]

Well you do get what you pay for if I am ever in the area I will call into this place and try it out but it’s a long flight back to the uk from oz took delivery of two Honda CB500X One for me and one for the wife great to get back into motorcycles again. As teapot one would say live your life ! Great video. Malcolm and DIana

[@PhilC184]

Was the Norwegian Spruce pining for the fjords?

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

That or some baby bio at least....

[@Sinshiro917]

I think i shall treat myself to some skolebrød for lunch tomorrow, and i blame you lot for tempting me ;)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

It's good stuff!

[@paulcosgrove6160]

That was fun! Great company TMF. BTW, bacon sandwiches should only be smothered in either Primula cream cheese or Salad Cream, but then I am a Northerner:-)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Oh dear, I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth......

[@paulcosgrove6160]

@@TheMissendenFlyer You'll be telling me next that you don't like crunchy peanut butter and banana sandwiches!

[@thebingleywheeler]

Excellent!

[@jimmymac9388]

I like a bit of both.Tomato on one brown on the other.Heinz of course!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Interesting twist - I love a bit of creativity!

[@I-am-not-a-number]

Chilli. Brown and red are for children.

[@lynsmith1096]

Good video TMF. I'm in the no sauce camp.

[@mickthemaverick5998]

Considering you were concerned about taking them into a posh place Andy, I was amused to see that at least they had both had a shave!!! Oh and no sauce if there's plenty of butter or a scraping of HP if moisture is needed!! Great Video, enjoyed it a lot!!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

...what are you implying Mick?

[@mickthemaverick5998]

@@TheMissendenFlyer I'm implying that you were too late to have a shave before you left!! LOL

[@nikoscosmos]

Haddenham is famous for its Parkway railway station....I went through it last year.

[@BobJJ9999]

Brown! Or (for variety) Worcestershire sauce. Now, if it’s an egg banjo. (Bacon and fried egg sandwich) then it’s time for ketchup!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Wrong!

[@phillipjohnson5789]

I agree with Dan, just bacon (and plenty of it) on my bacon sarnie, great to see good banter.

[@kleynjan1959]

In the captions this time: “mr. four hair here, hope you’re well” :-)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Sounds fairly accurate! Must be my eyebrows - two each...

[@grahamtricker4103]

Enjoyed that!

[@markbright7845]

So, when I saw the cover photo for this vid, I thought “Why’s Geoff wearing a shiny top hat”? but it’s an illusion caused by the pillar behind him, combined with his black cap. Is there any chance of putting a caption of the road number when you say that you are on a “cracking road”, so that we can all find it? Thanks. PS bravery award for using the Diavel on damp unknown roads. Just had a follow on thought. Was it “Danish” bacon? I think toasted bloomer can take the skin off the roof of your mouth in my experience.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Yes I thought that about the thumbnail too - hilarious!!

[@RICHARD10195]

Have you got your phone mounted via the quad lock system? If so will you be doing a review?

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

I have - and no plans....but never say never...destroys iPhone cameras though (don't ask me how I know)...

[@nizzmo100]

Great video mate...When eating a bacon samich Its always brown sauce . Any thoughts on doing an isle of man TT trip/vid . Im an ex pat now living In the US , a group of us are trying to plan a trip to take In the TT hopefully next year some tricks and tips would be great . Keep up the good work mate .

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

You’re wrong on the sauce. Never been to the TT but I am researching it for either the classic TT this year or the main event next year - stay tuned!

[@SteveInskip]

A great series....keep at it! 👍

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Cheers Steve, it’s a tough one but OK!

[@SteveInskip]

TheMissendenFlyer 😂😂

[@stephenhadley2490]

If you think that place is expensive you’d hate Australia. Mind you we don’t tip here. I do like the banter and the countryside.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Is it expensive there then??

[@stephenhadley2490]

You’d be paying A$15 for that meal at a reasonable cafe. The exchange is about 2:1. Mind you petrol is about half what you pay so the cost of the outing would be similar. I think that because we don’t generally tip here they just jack the prices up to cover it.

[@glenns6923]

Well in US. All talk about and (HP sauce) or ketchup I was confused, so I googled up HP sauce, read what it was commonly used on (didnt understand most of the food) BUT I'm getting me some HP sauce that stuff sounds good!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

It is - just not on bacon!!

[@hudsonrilke]

Refocus guys. Too posh by half. Brown sauce is the only way to go. Looked nice to be fair.

[@allanmacbadger5692]

Choppers is cheap for a reason, one is they serve up horrible tinned plum tomatoes instead of fresh tomatoes, would never go there again. The Rowdey Cow near Devizes for a bit of quality and value for money, also an ice cream parlour. Of course Moto Corsa in Gillingham a wonderful cafe in a bike shop, they have Brough models on display, MV Augusta, Moto Guzzi, Benelli, Royal Enfield and Energica.

[@pistonbroke9752]

no no TMF....brown sauce always!!

[@IanH-UK]

The road you were on is a great ride to OnYerBike if you carry on to Dinton, Cuddington, Ashendon

[@nigelmason1023]

If you want a biker friendly cafe try the pig place Aynho.

[@billcotton1551]

Should have given you fries[chips] with the sandwich ,but it did look good!

[@paulbaker1347]

Another entertaining video, well done sir. That must be the shortest most honest review of a motorcycle ever, if you're considering buying a Diavel listen to comments @ 8:40'ish :-)

[@glenns6923]

This bike according to your voice is a little rough riding??

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Err, yes, I suppose you could say that - I didn't like the bike as much as I thought I would, let's put it that way....

[@Bowlin01]

Brown obviously! ☺

[@cport955]

Brown sauce, HP preferably but any brown sauce is better than the red stuff

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Again, wrong!

[@MrOsher1]

I live in Haddenham

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Yay!

[@peterdane9138]

Ketchup definitely!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Wrong....

[@mickthemaverick5998]

@@TheMissendenFlyer So you've seen the light!!!

[@HJM1974]

Eat your heart out Ed Miliband lol. Brown sauce for bacon and red sauce for fish and chips. Those are my rules :)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Your rules need to be broken...

[@tonyjshaw]

Brown sauce every time!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Wrong!

[@iainian]

Tomato you're slow.........I'll Ketchup! (Sauce = UK........ Ketchup = US) well that's what they called it in NYC and Toledo!

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Like what you did there sir!

[@Bikerbug2020]

Canadian Bacon Sandwich needs a good Spicy Brown Mustard....

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Oooh, not sure about that, but I'd be willing to give it a try!

[@motoknivesandgunsbyjt]

I hope to someday have chums like you guys.

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Consider it already done!

[@garyshuttleworth3459]

Brown with bacon, red sauce burgers and hotdogs (maybe a northern thing)

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

Not another one...wrong!