Whatever Major Loser: The Toast, Tuesday, June 11th, 2024

1. Shirtless Joe Jonas cozies up to actress Laila Abdallah in Greece after Stormi Bree breakup (Page Six) (24:00)
2. Denise Richards Returning to Reality TV in New Family Series 'Denise Richards and the Wild Things' (ET Online) (28:10)
3. Ladies of London's Marissa Hermer Files for Divorce From Husband Matt After 14 Years of Marriage (US Weekly) (35:12)
4. Pet Brand Creates 'PrePup' Agreement to Help Pet Owners Co-Parent 'In Healthy Ways' During a Breakup (PEOPLE) (41:54)
5. 'Bachelorette' Trista Sutter's cryptic absence due to 'Special Forces' reality show (Page Six) (50:06)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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[@minimalist1234]

I love hearing Jackie recap The Valley because The Valley is amazing. Please watch with us during next season so we can hear your opinions when the rest of us are watching

[@christianne.]

YES

[@marissacastillo8474]

Summer rainy day meal: tomato soup & grilled cheese with yummy sourdough 🤤

[@clairmk]

EXACTLY!! Literally always slaps

[@Brooktini416]

Yes!!!!

[@ElizabethMaffei]

MY IDEA EXACTLY

[@dannysanchez5881]

I was coming here to say this!

[@dannysanchez5881]

Mayo on the outside of the sourdough before you grill and a combo of cheddar and Gruyère cheeses 🤌🏽

[@amandaknutson7411]

Add to the list of things Turdy loves to talk about: The downfall of the E network and their reality shows

[@rebeccalalonde385]

I think it’s safe to say as a toaster that we are all shocked that both of you had been sleeping on the first season of the valley. It was beyond phenomenal for a first season!!!

[@oliviarose3841]

So yesterday was a bit cold and windy where I live, so I made a creamy tortellini soup with Italian sausage. The recipe didn’t call for it but I topped everyone’s bowls with a pinch of an Italian cheese blend. Omg it was SO good!! Best part is I separated some of the Italian sausage and cheese filled tortellinis so my toddler could eat the same thing as the rest of the family (because soups are hard for 2yr olds to handle haha) and for a side I just did small salads for everyone. The meal was filling but still light enough for summer.

[@laurenroberts78]

Me listening to Jackie say she loves Janet lol 👀👀👀

[@brittanypowers7354]

Jackie you're in for a whirlwind with the rest of the season of the Valley LOL it gets crazier

[@thewholenesshome]

Homebirther here, it’s amazing how you feel AFTER you have the baby after saying you want to go to the hospital and do it yourself.

[@TheIntentionalType]

Turdy, if you haven’t seen The Imitation Game…. It’s a must on your historical journey

[@mackaylamills6702]

I couldn’t relate more to Jackie- big pharma, big pet 🤣 love love love

[@laurena5165]

Saaame 😂

[@Brooktini416]

White bean chicken chili is a good rainy day summer dish or grilled cheese with tomato soup! ❤

[@lynsterrrs2330]

I loved “The Four Winds” from Kristin Hannah. Such a good book!

[@karamonahan8371]

Romeo is soooo dang cute!! So happy Tro wanted to come to work again!

[@cambrialee13]

The failure to mention Kit Kittridge for Great Depression movies is saddening, but that might be too young for the swirls

[@allimerrill6808]

Literally the first movie I thought about😂😂😂

[@user-el2cl3ri8l]

I cannot believe you hated the boys on the boat. It was such a good movie!!

[@emmawhitley4853]

Romeo and Turdy are matching 🤎🤍

[@ElizabethMaffei]

Tomato soup with grilled cheese! Or a plate of Bolognese pasta

[@keelyspiess8384]

Turdy Miracle is sooo good! Must watch. USA USA USA 🇺🇸

[@brookelynnhayes1355]

Claudia you’re wrong for that! Boys In the Boat was so good! And talk about political influence on the Olympics! The Hitler of it all at end is nuts!!

[@mykarkeys]

Mac n cheese is summer comfy food!!!

[@louiseserio9693]

Rainy summer dish: Shrimp and Grits

[@reneemelnyk1866]

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure the girls can't have shrimp because the girls keep kosher.

[@GreerDavis-wh7qn]

Claudia you have to watch 13 Hours! Ends perfectly with facts and photos

[@wineoverwisdom7530]

Not a spoiler bc its on IG: The couple on the fritz is now living with other people like both in a full new healthy relationships and coparenting well which is great they will be the co parenting example of season 2. Once again the VPR/Valleyverse mirrors all the types of friends in my my life like from Zack and Jasmine to the cordial divorcees and everything in between. Love it

[@mariajoseescobar4963]

10:10 has anyone watched Villa Vanderpump?

[@tiffanybiffany]

Brilliance ladies, absolute brilliance

[@caapja]

Funniest ep, thanks for the laughs ladies! 😂😂😂

[@Heather-hn3iu]

Tomato soup w/ sourdough! Garlic butter or grilled cheese 😋 classic

[@CamillaLundberg12]

That video with Shawn booths dog isn’t Tucker it’s his new dog Walter Tucker doodle actually passed away 😢

[@courtneygray7496]

the way Jackie feels about about Jojo Siwa is the most relatable thing I’ve heard in a while

[@lizherbers844]

Trudy educational must watch! Thirteen Lives. It’s about a soccer team stuck in a cave. It was nuts.

[@anblzzz]

@claudia you don’t say anything a lot only BY THE WAY 60 times an episode

[@keelyspiess8384]

The Women by Kristin Hannah is good!!

[@LexiAlcala]

Claudia you have to watch Cinderella Man it’s soooo good ❤

[@Brendeeta]

Cinderella Man is so good!

[@SophiBalerdi]

I’m not a Joe Jonas defender but Sophie turner has been dating somebody since like 2 months after the divorce

[@cynthiaescorcia5401]

summer rainy day meal: lasagna soup with toasted bread!

[@Meghannekillinger]

Omg thank you for bringing the Shawn Booth x baby content into my life 😍 the algorithm had me missing out 🤤

[@mariajoseescobar4963]

15:01 Danny reminds me of Nick Lachey

[@Lizzzy221]

I’ve seen somewhere that the traitors cast do NOT stay in the castle…

[@girlboss8299]

Romeo is stealing my heart

[@mayadanis3505]

hahaha the John Fuda but AGREED I will stand strong with Rachel , Melissa , Marge 😤

[@maevemetheny6723]

summer rainy day dish -- pasta primavera

[@daniellestein9738]

please bring back employee of the month april and may came and went

[@xoadrianaalicia]

The ultimate Great Depression content is Bonnie & Clyde

[@Lizzzy221]

Taking the boy in the boat off my TBR 😅

[@sophiepeppasmerm3]

Noooo the book is SO good the movie was just bad

[@Zxcvgyuio]

Are y’all dropping hints about being away alllll summer 😢😢😢 lol if so can yall do a once a week pod ❤❤❤

[@cascascascascas954]

They’re living together in the hamptons for a bit still posting

[@tiffany117]

Can't wait for soup season with sourdough croutons.

[@alexishamilton9564]

Can someone give me the time stamp for the jojo siwa moment claudia had?! 🤣🤣 it’s so funny but I can’t find it!

[@sophiepeppasmerm3]

Read the BOOK The Boys In The Boat! Captivatingly written about an underdog team going to the Olympics held in Nazi Germany, I think you garlies would love! One of my fav books of all time!

[@andreamalin8025]

Are oura rings uncomfortable? I want one but I couldn’t imagine wearing a ring 24/7

[@TheEmjane12]

Grilled cheese! Always for the win!

[@chloe_hunny]

Chicken and homemade dumplings (Martha Stewart one pot recipe so good)

[@natashaskov8278]

Grilled cheese and tomato soup!

[@catherine-oi8hj]

Grilled cheese for rainy summer day! Or blts

[@Jnoname617]

Grilled cheese and soup Jax!

[@reaganTHEgreat1]

Trudy Lou - you did not acknowledge DEMI LOVATO like we needed you to

[@katierodriguez8748]

I love Janet! I don’t understand why people don’t like it. I will NEVER like Kristen, you couldn’t pay me to be a fan!! I didn’t plan on watching The Valley, then I did and ITS SO GOOD!!!

[@user-cz6ju1ev6u]

Cinderella man is my fav movie ever turd you have to watch!!!

[@allimerrill6808]

Boys in the boat is such a good book, but the movie really flopped

[@saaster88]

Wow I’m first! Just saying hi love ya!

[@LastNightsGrime]

Well done!

[@kty728]

Soup!

[@saragruszczynski5404]

Can i be added to patreon facebook? Been a patreon member for a few months and still waiting to be accepted :(

[@jayleen_miller]

Oh awk, I liked the Bradshaw show 😂

[@reneemelnyk1866]

I liked it too...but it did start to feel too staged at the end.

[@jayleen_miller]

@@reneemelnyk1866 Yeah that’s true

[@cassienix3454]

John fuda is cringe but ‘you’re the face of mortgage fraud’ was great 9:42

[@rachelwilliams4698]

Claudia stop swallowing so loudly in the microphone! It’s disgusting hearing it in my ear buds.

[@laurenmelcher8139]

The Valley is the worst Bravo show in the last 10 years. As a Bravo girly i wanted to love it, but it was trashy and toxic.