Kraven - As Bad As You Thought It Would Be

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

The fact that Sony posted the first 8 minutes of the movie (which happened to be the best part) is so desperate of them and they knew this movie would flop

[@malvarado9912]

to be fair, sony posts the first 8 minutes for most of their movies if you go looking for them.

[@adaptivegamer9905]

@@malvarado9912they didn’t for the Spider-Man movies. Any of them. Never seen them do it once for popular great movies

[@rileyolson6008]

That’s what I thought when they released it 😂

[@satisfied656]

The biggest issue of this poop: it´s poorly written PG-13 crap!🤮 ...or it´s simply a "money laundering scheme" for Sony!🤨

[@TFIta369]

I thought that was because someone leaked the intro beforehand.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

I guess nobody was "Kraven" this movie at all

[@GIBBO4182]

Ba-dum-tss 🥁

[@A.D.I.D.A.S-916]

Hilarious & original 👏

[@romeonoble8552]

BARS!!! 😂

[@satisfied656]

The biggest issue of this poop is poorly written PG-13 crap!🤮

[@A.D.I.D.A.S-916]

@satisfied656 Ain’t that the truth lol

[@LeonardoKlotz]

AVI ARAD has ruined so far... * Borderlands * Kraven The Hunter * Daredevil (2003) * The Punisher (2004) * Elektra (2005) * Fantastic Four (2005) * X-Men: The Last Stand * Spider-Man 3 * Bratz (2007) * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance * The Amazing Spider-Man 2 * Ghost in the Shell (2017) * Venom: Let There Be Carnage * Uncharted (2022) * Morbius * Venom: The Last Dance And now he's gonna ruin... * Legend of Zelda * Naruto As long as Arad lives, there's no hope

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

Bratz...was that the straw that broke your back lolol

[@TheVisualDigitalArts]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! -Jesse Pinkman

[@DNW-ks4gp]

Avi Arad , that name left a certain tingle on the tongue as i said it. I decided i needed to know more, i search his name and i see "Jewish American". Then it all makes sense.

[@meanwhileonhastings...]

Didn't he also play role in Kiefer Sutherland voicing Venom Snake in MGSV?

[@jeremyallen5974]

What was so bad about the Thomas Jane version? Not every rendition has to have the characters dropping F bombs every five seconds

[@BrAnd0n_1103]

I love how hard they were leaning in the ads towards the “it’s bloody and gruesome” so that shows that they heard what we said about the venom movies at least… but they kinda forgot the biggest part about the movie, which is the story

[@Estebanicp]

The face of Raino is so funy.

[@RayMcElroy50]

Marvel fans: "We want VENOM to be R-Rated." Avi Arad: "VENOM will be PG-13, so everyone can bring their children to watch it. It will be fun for the whole family." Me: "þussy"

[@IchiEyes]

Say what you will about critics, but the audience score being currently 73% is why I quite literally never listen to audiences about anything in regards to movies.

[@tylere.8436]

I only listen to them or the critics if I'm not exactly feeling it and need to save like $15 and time out of my life.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT THE MOVIE CYNIC WORK. 🎉🎉🎉💙💙💙😇😇😇💜💜💜💜💖💖💖

[@IchiEyes]

@@tylere.8436 Critics tend to take note of the more technical aspects of movies, which is a big reason why I watch them, too. So I just generally use them as a reference if I'm already interested in something. General audiences tend to not care about those things, and with how vitriolic reviews can be these days, I've just stopped caring about them entirely. That said, critics have been way off the mark for me, too. Anymore, I mostly follow directors, writers, etc.

[@yourfeedYT]

Sony gets some of the best actors for roles and just ruins it with horrible writing, its insane! Hugem missed opportunity.

[@tylere.8436]

Yet writers want to get paid more. lol

[@macjt2311]

@@tylere.8436Man, they shouldn’t get paid at all putting out crap like this, the audacity of Sony writers 😂

[@non-fictionaltoughguy1208]

They’re more concerned with social activism than making a good quality product, fire all of them and hire actual professionals

[@Jimmie2429]

That CGI lion looked like he was a steroids.

[@MarvinPowell1]

It's the MGM lion making a cameo.

[@jmenax78]

Best part was when he screamed ITS KRAVIN TIME! and then Kraved all over the bad guys.

[@Hopium500]

Kraven for a bomb. Who knew a movie with 100 unnecessary reshoots would fail.

[@triceratops1260]

This movie would have been fire if released in 2003

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

Hardly. Even when I was a boy in the 80s, Kraven was by far my least favorite SM villain. Even Vulture was better, and he was an octogenerian in a super suit.

[@clocutron]

I really loved the way all of these characters were portrayed in the mid-90's Spider-Man animated series. So, this entire film-verse has been super painful, with each film somehow being worse than the previous one. I like Tom Hardy but didn't care for Venom at all. I had no idea how much worse it would get.

[@AngryGerbils]

That makes me nostalgic. Spider-Man's voice actor hammed it up a lot, but it was still fun.

[@Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast]

The thing that baffles me is this is the same director who did Margin Call, All is Lost, A Most Violent Year, and Triple Frontier. J.C. Chandor is no slotch of a filmmaker, he's incredible, but this movie definitely shows when it comes to cooperate/mass appeal movie making, the filmmakers voice and talents are extremely way below everything and the studio like Sony, is always in control from start to finish. Unless a miracle of a good movie is made, that's more coincidental, or everyone being on the same page to make a quality movie, bad movies like these are prone to occur

[@barney7822]

I knew that making this movie would be a career suicide Especially when I saw that he wasn't writing or producing it I hate it when ascending filmmakers take the position of a director for hire Some think it will catapult their careers, only to become their death sentence

[@hafirenggayuda]

And ATJ is a good action actor, he can do way better than the script offer.

[@Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast]

​@@hafirenggayudaabsolutely, just saw Bullit Train and he definitely has the physique and brood nature to pull it off. He however, needed to be an antagonist in a Spiderman movie 😊

[@CutzMcOnions]

im starting to think Kick@ss getting all these projects is somehow related to him being a boytoy for this rich aunty he married.

[@LaztheLax]

It tracks

[@adaptivegamer9905]

He’s not a bad actor though. He was great in bullet train, he needs a good story and director However

[@CutzMcOnions]

@@adaptivegamer9905 he's not a bad actor but these projects dont look fleshed out. its like theyre getting thrown at him just to fulfill a request or something.

[@jadenkarpoff9158]

The best thing to come out of this film is the meme that in the post credits scene, Kraven writes “Knull” on his list of people he wants to kill. Hilariously absurd, and no one’s actually going to watch the film to confirm whether it’s true or not.

[@MarvinPowell1]

To answer my and everyone else's question after looking it up: "Knull is an eldritch god of darkness and the creator of the symbiotes (Venom, Carnage, etc.)"

[@THEPsychoman]

When Kraven said "I'm gonna turn him into null and void" the whole theater BURSTED laughing, truly one of the funniest lines in a movie ever

[@LeftyPantaridis]

@@THEPsychoman”I’m kraven to knullify knull.”

[@rickbase833]

Simple Jack......bro.

[@GIBBO4182]

Sony just keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen…

[@바보Queen]

can't we get a villian movie that acts like an actual villian without the anti hero bs, venom kept getting more and more cringey

[@tylere.8436]

I want an outright evil villain like Judge Claude Frollo; but that would require actually good writing and willing to address morality. All of this twist/anti-hero bs is anything to eliminate villains and heroes and be woke. ugh.

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

So the Hunter couldnt find the guy hes hunting so he asks the strong POC for help. Amazing.

[@GoeHybrid]

I'm russian. I tried to hold my laugh while watching the prison sequence. They made absolutely no research on how russian prisons look. It's like "let's take an american prison, but make it cold". P.S. Glory to Ukraine!

[@mherns7066]

Also have to say you’re a talent placing all the fun outside clips in the review at the right places and not overdoing it, along with your clever and humorous narrative. This video really had me laughing so hard, thanks so much for this!

[@danielwatcherofthelord1823]

Have you ever wanted to see what a lion-man fighting a rhine-man is like? Me either but if you did this is the worst way to see that.

[@thequietman95]

“Tony Soprano on fentanyl” would be a much, much better movie 😂

[@MarvinPowell1]

You sold me at "magic lion blood." Now I HAVE to watch this movie! On Putlockers. And the biggest problem with Spider-Man (and Batman) is that his rogues gallery is too big and extensive to ever really work as movies. You'd need a Spider-Man television series to properly do them justice, and the series would need to run for at least four to five seasons. That's why I've never liked the movie formula of "introduce a villain and kill him in the same movie." Trying to do this with a villain movie universe is even dumber.

[@erikbihari3625]

Seriously dude, flip phones are cool enough that classic star trek had them! While modern scifi can barely muster anything beyond the bare minimum hologram. Campy dialogue,melodramatic villains?

[@PORCHMANKEY]

Kraven loves the hunt. His goal was always to hunt the most dangerous game. They got him mostly right in Spiderman 2, should have used that template. Those writers are just activists and will always pump out garbage, it’s in their code.

[@hafirenggayuda]

Stealing this from other comment. This movie basically written to be as "safe" and "non toxic" as possible. Even worse than Morpheus (Madame Web still the worst imo)

[@MarvinPowell1]

When you said Spider-Man 2, I had to think where was he at in the Raimi movies. Then I thought you meant the Andrew Garfield movies. Then I remembered that awful Sony video game existed where you go around graffitiing the city as a deaf little black girl. These are why subtitles matter and why the games should've used them.

[@garystrittmater8258]

I may not know how to write well, but I know good and bad writing when I see it, and this is bad writing! A fantastic actor may make a bad movie decent, but clearly, ATJ is not that actor! Dear Sony, quit while you still are in business!

[@shtonker8]

I saw the movie didn't think it so bad and enjoyed parts. What's all the fuss? It was refreshing to see a hero without spandex. Only issue was the posing ending...for the girls and boys abs aplenty and the only affront was the carving up of the lion's head to make the collar of a awful waistcoat vest...oh, and the lawyer why???

[@CommanderShepard-wq3wo]

15:54 WTF?? 🤣 bruh, where can I find the full video of this guy?

[@arkeshn729]

Some youtuber said Kraven deserves a fair chance. Why? Its not free to watch and all these Spiderman less villian movies have been mid at best.

[@babschampagne8377]

I mean most of these movies are adaptations of dumb comic books for kids. Why are people expecting a good cinema out of this.

[@animesjogoseseriesclassica8282]

Even If you are really thirsty for Aaron Taylor Johnson (understandable 😊) this movie is not worth it. In fact i think that there is many other movies and a music video where he shows way more than here if that is what you signing in for. Dude is not shy. Bottomline, this is just another C+ comic book movie just like Morbius, only with gore instead of memes.

[@codinghusky5196]

Merikkan, did you just mistake Siberia for Serbia? ROFLOLOLOLOOLOLLOL As a Croat, I approve 🤣 (In-joke. No, I don't expect someone who probably thinks Italy is the capital of Rome to understand)

[@AHersheyHere]

Maybe Russell Crowe should've chosen Gladiator II over this.

[@barney7822]

I wanted JC Chandor to make a superhero movie But directing this movie was suicide Especially because he wasn't writing it or producing it. He was just the director. You know when someone's career is over when they take the role of a director for hire

[@doclouis4236]

13:05 *"Nano machines, son."*

[@Archedgar]

Even the Morbius film scoffs at Kraven.

[@chadandpixie6083]

It's wild how mainstream media like the MCU, DCU, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alien, etc are all just source material for actual entertainment from people like Movie Cynic, Drinker, Nerdrotic, Gundam, Mauler, Voxis, etc.

[@bigrick3267]

That's why the penguin was so good, he was a bad guy and they made sure you knew it but they wrote it so you could still root for him at times

[@mysteryneophyte]

Dude this is where diversity and stuff in regard to hiring practices search messing everything up man because they're no longer concerned with hiring people based on their talent and who's got the best set of skills for the job but they are just trying to fill diversity quotas I mean I'm all for diversity just like everyone else probably but not when it comes to putting it before all else it can be done right and this isn't the way I mean flat out

[@wayneanderton4953]

Here's an unpopular opinion. I thought Morbius wasn't bad. All the other Spiderverse movies are trash

[@tylere.8436]

It's not bad, nor is it good. It's just a meme that was dated after 1 year.

[@thomasloney612]

It's bad that until you mentioned Russel Crowe, I thought that was John Goodman. I'm just going to pretend this is a Kick-Ass sequel. Makes it 1000x better!

[@sk8terz11]

I really like Aaron Taylor Johnson as an Actor but even he couldn't save this movie. I walked out half way through very disappointed and baffled. This movie makes me genuinely believe Hollywood is dead and the main goal is to make people as stupid as possible by pumping out nonsense.

[@weapon877]

This was complete character assassination!

[@blahblahgdp]

since you asked so nicely and timestamped the ad, ill watch it :)

[@ICEMAN-Z8]

I don’t know y the hate towards this move is so exaggerated that it feels personal !! I haven’t seen this movie yet but no matter how bad it is I wouldn’t go out make half an hour video shitting and cursing a movie , thats dmb fk

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Remember…Sony owns the film rights to Spider-Man. They just refuse to use him.

[@trollmaster4523]

Just my opinion but.... Honestly it would be better if similar to the Catwoman movie the powers are given to people by a certain entity which the Voodoo Priest as a guide chooses, the previous one is a vigilante who fights evil-doers and the new one is this Kraven who is selfish, greedy and solely lives to enjoy the thrill of the hunt, the Voodoo Priest considers him an immoral man, but when his brother gets involved into a sinister organisation and gets kidnapped (twist his brother is actually a Shield Agent), he went out of his way to defeat the organisation and show that the Entity did made the right decision after all.

[@willpower8061]

You may also include the typical race swap with Callisto, she doesn't even have the eye patch.

[@HelicopterKicks]

I saw it. It wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought. It was, however, all* over the place! Characters show up midway through and are now primary characters… the dialogue is laughable but not cringe. There are some cool one liners and ATJ is juiced to the max!

[@satisfied656]

The biggest issue of this poop: it´s poorly written PG-13 crap!🤮 ...or it´s simply a "money laundering scheme" for Sony!🤨

[@ak2009100]

Russell Crowe is a father of superman, father of gladiator 2, father of Kraven the hunter

[@manuelpatino7863]

Amazing how much all those films sucked😂

[@showingYOUtheworld]

3:29 - that ,,someone" has a name = a movie director !!!

[@kalpeshrawat418]

I remember when the first trailer for Kraven dropped and people where so hyped for it. They even loved the new design for Rino and quick to retaliate against anyone who disliked it

[@TheDwarfishjoe]

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! can they?

[@dirtydan9457]

Chameleon literally was Mystique

[@SomeRandomDudelmao-h5e]

Give me a reason Sony should still own the rights for the Spider-Man 🙄

[@limabravo6065]

They bought them. The end. They don't have to do anything with them. It's how buying stuff works, once you purchase a thing you can do whatever you want with it. Ok there commy Tommy

[@SomeRandomDudelmao-h5e]

@ Sony still doesn’t know what they are doing with Spider-Man

[@tylere.8436]

​@limabravo6065 Yeah sure, but money ultimately talks. Sears used to have Craftsman as an exclusive brand, then sold it off to desperately stay afloat. Businesses always have debt, it's why they strive to make money. If the money isn't coming in, Sony could start selling off their assets.

[@BruceLee-kf7rl]

This guy really loves the sound of his own voice

[@SomeDonkus086]

it really does suck. i remember being liking the idea of having these different movies for spiderman villains. i was even excited for morbius when it was first announced. but it just wasn’t meant to be i guess

[@JC.SpdRcr5]

Karl Urban should've played Kraven. Origin story is fine but his rise to evil and how twisted his mind is should've played out on screen.

[@DarkW0lverine]

They've been threatening us to release this for so long, now...they've DONE IT. They actually bothered to release this turd

[@xxDubsy]

most people dont even know who kraven is except comic fans so i don't know how they thought it would do well even if it was good

[@Raccon_Detective.]

I mean, Kraven appears in almpst all of the Spider-man video games and shows. Same for black cat.

[@BrownMan-gg7dx]

You got a Good point about them making venom like Deadpool for the movies. I'm sure he's not a complete a hole in the comics (he actually visited a sick boy and told him a story about a fight with him and spiderman.) but I know he's a lot more violent then the movies put on. Especially if the comics and videogames are anything to go by

[@ludwigtails]

To be honest, at least Sony here isn’t trying to prove how gay their boss woman characters are and did a “you tried” telling story in film.

[@Factboy12]

IT'S KRAVEN TIME

[@KN-592]

4:35 i don't like mcu deadpool at all

[@FatStarZzzz]

Thanks. I do too.

[@DrTopLiftDPT]

That Aaron Tyler actor sucked in avengers and Godzilla idk why he wouldn't suck here. Craven was an terrible side villain in the 90s spiderman tv show.

[@tartatovsky]

Wrong

[@THEGOVERNORFEELS]

Went to see the movie, wasant thay bad, if you gotta nit pick every little thing you seriously should get a girl or some friends

[@non-fictionaltoughguy1208]

10:01 “cocktail of roofies and lion aids” 😂 that one comment was more entertaining than the whole movie

[@joshuahenderson3444]

One thing i appreciate and love about The Movie Cynic’s critiques is that he always has a way with words and its fuq’n hilarious as hell 😂🤣

[@AdipatiJulian]

THIS REVIEW IS HILARIOUS!!! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@sethkodiak]

“What in the Zack Snyder Doomsday piece of shit dumpster fire ass chunk abomination is this?” I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@jhayes6926]

All of these movies seem to have a certain missing blue and red spider like person, but I can’t quite place who

[@HorseJoint]

The guy who played REACHER, shoulda been “Kraven”. Way bigger guy

[@robmclean4352]

8:23 I would pay real money to hear Russell Crowe say this.

[@Osedeyforyou]

You suffered through Kraven!! I will watch all your ads😂🥂

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

I wouldn't be surprised if Sony also banked on Kraven making more money because of Spiderman 2 on ps5.

[@patrickpedersen1876]

Dude!... I just sat through a whole Scientology-commercial, while watching your video. They make commercials!? WHAT!?

[@FordThunderCougarFalconBird]

Here’s a life hack for you. Don’t work out while listening to Movie Cynic. He’ll jam a 2-3 minute commercial 5 minutes in then You tube will play just one of their 2-3 ( unskippable )commercials in right after it. And after listening to 12 minutes of commercials on a 30 minute video doesn’t make you want to STOMP then FLUSH YOUR PHONE DOWN THE TOILET. Then I don’t know what will.

[@tartatovsky]

KZbin vanced exists

[@manuelpatino7863]

Sounds like an excuse to not work out, bruh.

[@MarvinPowell1]

Ublock Origin can be downloaded on phones. Or you can use adblock browsers, like Adblocker Browser or Kiwi browser.

[@jean7288]

I am not kidding when i say i yelled "WHAT?!?!?" when you said Chameleon...

[@colemcgrath2619]

Are you shitting me? THAT'S what the plot is?!

[@michaelreich4827]

ATJ's career arc is wild. Bullet Train with Brad Pitt. Now this. Soon to be 007.

[@bollockjohnson6156]

The Morb virus was not as contained as we once thought it was.

[@demaszstyo9644]

I love the part where he said "It's Kraving time"

[@CrimsonKoenig]

"I've always been a chameleon" killed me (i saw it on youtube)

[@KN-592]

19:40 so that post credit scene where venom saw tom spiderman on tv was a nothing burger

[@anoriolkoyt]

Seems like for both films and video games, Sony is chasing 10+ year old trends, but doing it worse.

[@KenLinx]

Jesus Christ, your editing is janky. What does half the clips shoved in have to do with what you're saying?

[@SepRoyle]

It suck sony stop making 😒 movie that nobody wants 😤

[@electrocanman]

I liked my flip phone...

[@randallsavage13]

It’s simple jack 🤪

[@MensGroomingAdvice]

Epic rant that i enjoyed so much i watched the whole sponsor section 😂

[@newdgamer4118]

4:17 Is Cynic saying he thinks Rami's Spiderman 1 & 2 would be crap if released today?

[@Jodie-G198]

A double feature inspired by Kraven the Hunter? Hell, yeah, Cynic, this was good!

[@dankgankster4100]

A fun analysis I never thought about was comparing and trying to decide which cinematic universe is more dogshit. DCEU or SSU. Both feel completely out of touch and miss the mark with every film. The dceu would be more of a slog simply because they have more movies to endure

[@Osedeyforyou]

I dont know if that chameleon clusterfuck gave any feelings expect the horrible cringe i just felt💔

[@ekiii3463]

What r they poaching in serbia street dogs😂😂

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

Who else had never even heard of Kraven the Hunter before?

[@MEGVTRON]

as somebody on fentanyl..you take that back