Fire-Toolz - I am upset because I see something that is not there. ALBUM REVIEW

[@skepticfilmbuff3885]

It’s okay Anthony don’t be upset, I see it too

[@HipHopfan_]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Notredosh]

@@HipHopfan_ XD

[@davidpedron1675]

Spending 3 minutes and 30 seconds of this review talking about your new horse track installation was a bold move but I respect it. 4.1/10

[@Fire-Toolz]

better than talking about me thats for sure

[@codawithteeth]

@@Fire-Toolzholy shit lmao

[@sillyslambo8527]

I don't know how Fire-Toolz came up in my KZbin recommended but I'm so glad it did during the pandemic. There's something so incredibly raw and cathartic about Angel's music and I'm glad she's getting the recognition she deserves. Not the easiest music to share or recommend to people but sometimes you just know who would appreciate it.

[@andrei11dr]

Fire Toolz is what you would get if Imperial Triumphant where a bunch of terminally online Vaporwave kids who spend their childhood playing the Sims instead of going out and developing social skills. 8/10 this shit slaps

[@Fire-Toolz]

i love this! thank you! imperial triumphant is so good

[@meatsuit6922]

Funny to think of imperial triumphant as undoubtedly people with social skills

[@ThePortjumper]

Yo, Fire Toolz sends me to different realms, love her music, such a unique artist.

[@Juli_is_Online]

Fire-Toolz has been on constant repeat for me since I discovered Eternal Home, their sound is just so fun, unique and otherworldly

[@Fire-Toolz]

thx 🎉

[@hand__banana]

same, spotify put "Thick_flowy_glowy_sparkly_stingy_pain.mpeg" in my Discover Weekly playlist and I couldn't get enough.

[@Notredosh]

honestly one of them better albums of this year so far. Introspective, Diverse, dang inspirational!

[@Mantinhas]

I have no idea who half the artists Fantano reviews are. How he discovers this stuff is the real something to behold

[@Fire-Toolz]

i don't either lol

[@floogaooga2155]

@@Fire-Toolz hmmmm… your username seems familiar.. i wonder why.

[@Fire-Toolz]

@@floogaooga2155 🤷‍♀️

[@maxsmith5483]

What the fuck does blackened vapor jazz even mean

[@beefjerfy3082]

​@@maxsmith5483 black metal vaporwave and jazz mixed together ig

[@oh_banana]

I was excited to check out this band based off how Fantano described it in his best EPs of 2022--I left feeling confused. I tried again on this album--I'm still confused. And that's okay, that seems like a normal outcome of listening to this project. It's the most alien-sounding project since death's dynamic shroud.

[@Fire-Toolz]

sometimes i get confused too lol

[@g3intel]

​@@Fire-Toolz what is there to be confused about your shit is sick as fuck

[@Fire-Toolz]

@@g3intel thank you! i understand its just a little challenging & new to people. & understandably off-putting. i am never surprised when someone is confused or just turned off. it's not a very conventional way of making music!

[@ShanevsDCsniperr]

​@@Fire-Toolz i think your stuff has rearranged my musical brain more than any other artist i have discovered as an adult. i can only compare it to hearing stuff like the mars volta when i was 13 or 14. i didn't think that kind of reaction to hearing a 'new' style was even possible as an adult with fully formed tastes but thankfully, here we are!

[@vinhxo2k632]

For an artist named Fire Toolz, that album cover is the wettest thing I've seen.

[@Fire-Toolz]

the insert has a literal body of water 😊

[@Rizimar]

@@Fire-Toolz Literally?

[@Fire-Toolz]

@@Rizimar yes an entire ocean is physically inside the sleeve

[@armchairbrain]

"I am upset because I see something that is not there." - Anthony Fantano

[@olseaweedbeardye8622]

YES THANK YOU TONY FINALLY I BEEN WAITIN LIKE 2 MONTHS

[@Warnerchild]

I had completely missed this release after hearing the single in january - so thanks for the reminder

[@Xgennn57]

Same, Anthony. I constantly see things.

[@maximillianlockie3204]

my fav fire-toolz song is: All Deth Is U

[@Fire-Toolz]

old skool

[@maximillianlockie3204]

@@Fire-Toolz still bangs so hard

[@turboshazed7370]

Hell yeah Fire Toolz!

[@Fire-Toolz]

hey

[@turboshazed7370]

@@Fire-Toolz hey I hope the best for y'all and your music!

[@readymade83]

Been playing this one for a few weeks, wasn't sure if Melon would review it and I'd give it a 7 or 8. Grows on you a bit.

[@FayeFadem]

i really do love her!!

[@bellydanza85]

Me too!

[@Lanngeax]

I'm upset because I see something that is not there (a 10/10)

[@Fire-Toolz]

lol!

[@Rizimar]

If it moves, kiss it

[@Fire-Toolz]

woah...why'd you make that comment? i used to use that phrase a lot in my usernames & stuff. & it was the URL for my website ages ago. i know it's originally from clockwork orange, & later a no knife song, one of my fav bands.

[@Rizimar]

@@Fire-Toolz Because I was on your mailing list from when the Troniks forums were still around lol. I actually never caught the Clockwork Orange reference!

[@Fire-Toolz]

@@Rizimar oh my god looool old skool! well i got it from this band i love called NO KNIFE. they have an outro track by that name. but then someone told me it was from clockwork orange. i've never seen the movie but apparently that phrase is written on a wall somewhere in one of the scenes. oh, the troniks days. what a magical time.

[@Rizimar]

@@Fire-Toolz Amazing. I love the lore! I also miss the DIY section lol

[@concern6965]

Hi Fire Toolz

[@bostongaystoner]

Nice review Anthony, but I’m only here for your horse track construction rants.

[@bartvenken7138]

Fire-Toolz is highly addictive.

[@matthewwhite6664]

Can you review the new album I Am The Dog by Sir Chloe so my opinions can be validated (or not, I just wanna hear your thoughts)

[@lenbester]

Anthony what on earth is "Blackened Vapor Jazz"

[@Fire-Toolz]

black metal-infused vaporwave + jazz. not the description i would give it but that's what it means

[@peterstanchev3156]

Just cause you see it, doesn’t mean it’s there

[@Fire-Toolz]

exactly

[@vincentalvarado7058]

Bruh where the Sleep Token review

[@lbgrindel]

This deserved at least a 7

[@Fire-Toolz]

true lol

[@lbgrindel]

@@Fire-Toolz I really liked this album, one of the few I return to listen. I like your trajectory on this record

[@Fire-Toolz]

@@lbgrindel thank you

[@nono-on6kg]

where can i get that hoodie tho

[@TheRareVideosXL]

Interesting album review.

[@_HotDawg]

Cybergrind

[@That1svini]

Fantano pls review the new Jeromes Dream album

[@Fire-Toolz]

GOOD IDEA

[@MAEVELOVE1]

PLEASE REVIEW CANADIAN ALT ROCK BAND OUR LADY PEACE AND THEIR RECORD WITH “IN REPAIR”

[@schlorpologist705]

Melon I wish you were into metal more I’d love to hear your review of the new sleep token album

[@SomFX3]

He reviewed a few of the singles from the latest album

[@Gothstana]

Anthony, how many times are you gunna talk about the horse track being installed in your backyard? We get it.

[@uhohbeaner]

I am upset because I see something that is not there (sleep token album review)

[@rafaellima9723]

So no Sleep Token?

[@Erisblackstone]

Blackened Vapor Jazz. I'm done listening to music

[@Fire-Toolz]

byeeee

[@icarus212001]

Fire-toolz is one of those musicians i randomly bumped into on Spotify and became a personal cozy artist

[@Fire-Toolz]

i love being cozy

[@mindworm7689]

hoodie??

[@smlnski0085]

Viagra Boys’ merch

[@jamesbuzzelli6448]

wait what. this is one lady??? i listened to it two or three times and never noticed time for another listen

[@Fire-Toolz]

yes it's all me except for some guest sax & a few other features

[@jamesbuzzelli6448]

@@Fire-Toolz extremely impressed keep kicking ass!

[@austincaruso7596]

Ok ok ok but h0w are your horses doing?

[@austincaruso7596]

I know you've changed my life with your music reviews, putting me on to death grips, jpegmafia, unknown metal orchestra,, frank ocean, thundercat, system of the down (classic), black midi, injury reserve, blood orange, many more.... but what about the horse track????

[@TantraSweet]

Day 2 of asking Anthony to review my insanely weird industrial rap album Automaton Ramadan that sounds like JPEGMafia, Death Grips, and Yeezus-era Kanye if none of those artists had any talent. I want to feel the burn, Anthony. Please roast my work.

[@hallamhal]

The title reminds me of Laura Marling

[@th3mdt]

Ya like jazz, Fantano?

[@samuraiswordbrub4642]

fire-toolz fucking rocks dude

[@Lanngeax]

Damn, "Blackened Vapor Jazz". Fantano just accurately created the name of the genre Fire-Toolz invented.

[@Mrtaco5202]

Daemon Wave

[@SetaSouji1]

you need to peep the new Bar Italia record. keep an eye out

[@Rebazar]

That wasn't your head! I'm onto you Melon

[@lukestar2218]

Anthony, it’s one thing to slip cryptic messages into your titles, but at least put the actual name of the album somewhere for those who would like to listen.

[@proofofmyexistence]

a light-to-decent 4.1

[@Fire-Toolz]

hey it's better than an enimem review

[@Hani3]

what is the hoodie you're wearing please tell me its hard af

[@tjpeery9387]

i believe its merch from the punk band viagra boys

[@yellowgreymorals]

Checking this out now. It's pretty cool.

[@Fire-Toolz]

thx

[@funkychicken4509]

Love when TOOL drop album

[@DonSplifffles]

WEEKLY TRACK REVIEW LLAINWIRE PLEASE NEW SONG "DEMONS"

[@dexthrw]

CYBERGRIND

[@cynicalstubs360]

"Blackened vapor jazz" how do you make music out of a gas smh

[@Fire-Toolz]

physics

[@oowxn]

new lewis capaldi?!?!

[@cornball-k2o]

I guess melons don’t have eyes… 😐

[@viktorisacsson7758]

I like ice cream

[@cronaman3196]

Guys dont rip me to shreds. What is an LP?

[@Fire-Toolz]

do you really not know? it used to mean "long play" & referred specifically to a vinyl record. now people just use it as a term for a full-length album.

[@cronaman3196]

@@Fire-Toolz i ended up texting my friend what it ment lol i really didnt know cus i literally just got into the music scene. Only just dipping my toes in tho. I spent 22 years of my life listening to videogame music and nothing else where its ost's not lp's or ep's :p Who wouldve thpught someone could be so stupid and not know what an lp is??? Well i was that stupid, okay?

[@dokurpg6252]

WHERE IS MAN ACROSS THE SEA

[@jakobus977]

More like Tire Foolz amirite

[@Fire-Toolz]

someone called me fart toolz today lol. i prefer the anagram "filter zoo"

[@daycrusher.2376]

i am so glad ur reviewing such a weird and bizarrely wonderful album

[@Fire-Toolz]

aww thank 🎉

[@nomoneyharry]

Yay an artist i knew before fantano did a reaction to

[@EJBW3]

over a month late but still glad he took the time to review it. hope we see some more albums i feel like he should’ve reviewed in the last month.

[@MrManOyster]

Great review.

[@opman6242]

How brave Anthony is for addressing his schizophrenic issue. Respect

[@xPumaFangx]

Its so weird I just cant get into it. It is like mixing oil and water.

[@Fire-Toolz]

well if you try to do that, it physically does not mix. i've mixed things. but that doesn't mean it's a GOOD mix lol

[@xPumaFangx]

@@Fire-Toolz “Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.”-yoda

[@Fire-Toolz]

@@xPumaFangx if its a POV it isn't a truth! i agree with ya. i have the utmost respect for your dislike of the album ;)

[@xPumaFangx]

@@Fire-Toolz I like my metal being metal. While techo needs to be that. Techo. Its like happy and angry. Where forced to have/make rapeve.

[@audiosurfarchive]

Ay, Ton-ey, just eh, wanted to say you're doing great, bub: no stupid jabbering about MBDTF or a formulaic, whatsit, _meme_ about how you were racist or gave a fake score, what have you. Fuhgetaboutit.

[@runningoutofspac9565]

ok but when will you review MBDTF?

[@theheresiarch3740]

He should revise MBDTF's score downwards every time somebody brings it up. It was never really better than a 4 anyway.

[@dokurpg6252]

Re Re-Review MBDTF

[@audiosurfarchive]

No

[@user-wq7rw8dd7q]

Antonio el Fantas

[@GameJunkyard11]

I see that Cave World hoodie! Perfect for reviewing something like this.

[@luisconde6201]

You would’ve given it a ten if there was something that was actually there.

[@5teven_]

Wow Melon that’s crazy that you think this album was the best album since Jesus dropped Psalm 6:9

[@Fire-Toolz]

haha i wish

[@daltonjrice]

REVIEW GOOD LIES - OVERMONO

[@YungNoDussy]

Melon just know that I love you and I know you aren't not there just like the voices

[@omegavend]

LSD

[@46ezequiel46]

melon

[@alexmannion7653]

You should review the new $uicideboy$, they dropped 3 new ep's

[@Pigmcginnyrig]

I think it’s time to update your glasses prescription, melon

[@e.f.studios2579]

thoughts on man on the moon 1?

[@tanner4156]

Buh

[@joaoandre1361]

Does u melon respond ?

[@C0rruptionSilence]

Head slapped indeed

[@FabulousResults]

This is one of those albums where the cover art perfectly captures my feelings about it

[@tylerhackner9731]

I am upset because.. actually I’m too tired to think of a joke here

[@elbreadroh]

Fantano fart thony

[@stephenkay4629]

Ayyyyyy

[@PedroRuanoS]

ola joao

[@nerdbot4629]

4.1/10 review

[@Tinytunes-25]

This guy is really is the internet's busiest music nerd.

[@avgmaker]

Day 465 of commenting until Slapthony Headtano reviews an album by Woodward and Parker

[@dokurpg6252]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@sculpt3218]

i disliked this video for reasons you will never know.

[@Fire-Toolz]

i know why

[@sculpt3218]

@@Fire-Toolz you don't though

[@megawizard7097]

First comment 🤪

[@Mpzigzag]

Forst

[@jakobe2076]

Don't worry Melon, we all see it as well

[@jamie_barkah]

horrible music

[@Fire-Toolz]

thanks friend