“NO SH*T CAPTIN DUMBF**” is just the best. I love that short so much but that line is just to perfect slime !
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl11 ай бұрын
IKR 🤣
@darklord136611 ай бұрын
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirlThere’s just something so funny about that short. It also makes it much more funny that he’s speaking in American voice.
@YourYoungGDYter5 ай бұрын
Where
@EdgarDewantoro24 ай бұрын
@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl I know, that's right there dumbest short video compilation been I've even seen anything bout his comments section "..." Idk?
@katelynuwu11 ай бұрын
2:07 The best star spangled line ever.
@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl11 ай бұрын
NO S### CAPTAIN DUMBF###😂
@Akijinverse.11 ай бұрын
NO SHIT CAPTAIN BULLSHIT
@BOOMmasterNIM11 ай бұрын
2:08 is a better timestamp
@Emilio_180711 ай бұрын
Jaja. Es un tío. 😮
@cowboyJack7779 ай бұрын
Ha ha. He’s a guy. 😮
@StaniKaz11 ай бұрын
star spangled bald eagleyness
@Additional_Matter13011 ай бұрын
TWO PFP SPOTTED
@StaniKaz11 ай бұрын
seek pfp spotted@@Additional_Matter130
@Additional_Matter13011 ай бұрын
@@StaniKaz ain't no way you called me seek this PFP is based on one of my spoopy gacha club of💀
@Glowstick94611 ай бұрын
OMG TOPT TOO!
@Dephyrus11 ай бұрын
@@Additional_Matter130Must be roblox anyways because i see the xbox cursor on your pfp :)
@KennyRBLX10 ай бұрын
10:26 blud got to excited and ascended to heaven
@langstondavis315811 ай бұрын
2:44 best line in the whole compilation
@YourYoungGDYter5 ай бұрын
NOOB DROP-SHOTTERS ahh moment
@philman011 ай бұрын
the star spangled lungs are unstoppable 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@TinhoLorinhoBonitao11 ай бұрын
Remember kids, every youtuber, it doesn't matter how famous he is he has an secret brazilian fandom
@yuribumagnygoncalvessampai756011 ай бұрын
Kkkkkk thats true
@W_Akah11 ай бұрын
@@yuribumagnygoncalvessampai7560 ksksksksksks Yeah me brazillian too boi
@igorg710111 ай бұрын
Watafocki activision?? Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh o cara tá sempre gritando no final, eu não aguento kakakakakakaka
@W_Akah11 ай бұрын
eu tbm ele e muito emgraçado @@igorg7101
@Liamhumphrey941YT11 ай бұрын
2:08 no s**t captain dumbf**k got me rolling😂
@CoCoaVR2510 ай бұрын
Are we not going to talk when he said “Star spangled legends to subscribe” the “Subscribe” button actually had a rainbow outline?
@basicbee_memeposting7 ай бұрын
KZbinrs can set that to happen at specific times
@KeiraSamson11 ай бұрын
21 MINUTES OF STAR SPANGLED LUNGS?? ITS A DREEEAM COME TRUEEEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Jony.12859 ай бұрын
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@AmariTheMan4 ай бұрын
LIKE I SWEAR ITS THE BEST THING TO MAKE I SWEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
@JaidenTheArtisticWurm11 ай бұрын
The hero we never asked for yet desperately needed. 'Merica 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH) RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (Stops) (Faints)
@zuzunight491511 ай бұрын
🤣
@zechariahsigmon64119 ай бұрын
Amazing
@JWayne-vb1yg11 ай бұрын
this dude is absolutely hilarious, id love to play with him sometime if only I enjoyed the newer cods lmao
@OCDHI11 ай бұрын
Lol
@aron-cp9qj8 ай бұрын
"meat is a small @$$ map with a meat locker in the middle... That's it!" Got me flyin through the house laughing till I'm dead😂
@donatocomparin280511 ай бұрын
YOU FINNALY MAKE A WHOLE SHORT INTO A KZbin COMPILATION I can fucking stop scrooling for life Also i love your spangle goku screaming lol Its feel like im gonna rage quit like that lol
@DusttrustVeteran11 ай бұрын
I got addicted to this channel
@LiamSalgado-w8k4 ай бұрын
0:51 try to put that in your ear with max volume (it’s your choosing)
@LewdaCRITS4 ай бұрын
0:09 TF2 players: “haha shotgun go boom”
@flopsyyt11 ай бұрын
When are you doing the full tutorial on how to do the star spangled voice?
@sinoiram11 ай бұрын
he did
@Hellfireandfriends11 ай бұрын
It’s auto tune
@edikanp24097 ай бұрын
2:00 YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKIN DESPISE!?🤬🤬🤬🤬
@swaggdupford33419 ай бұрын
0:51 he should do this yelling 1 or 2 full hour video
@philliboi1238 ай бұрын
Just go to his 300K special and loop the video for a hour
@tristanseide529711 ай бұрын
As a drop shoter and a shotgun user, i apologize to absolutely fucking nobody.
@josecontreras860922 күн бұрын
9:09 hehe, ram-7 spin
@christalcarez46209 ай бұрын
"BUT FINALLY WE CAN ENJOY GTA SIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" was the best line i ever heard
@legodude1711 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this video since I found this channel. It’s finally here. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@V3m_logo_GTA611 ай бұрын
10:25 "Ascends with the power of the star spangled RAAAAAHHHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
@janthebombastic11 ай бұрын
You are my fav cod KZbinrs of all time 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 keep up the good work .
@SireQuex11 ай бұрын
this is the compilation I never knew I needed
@sherayastanford4 ай бұрын
Finally a compilation of shorts
@breadknife22312 ай бұрын
2:46 spongebob reference
@marthagibson35477 ай бұрын
2:35 Why people were droppshotting in 2023?
@AirportPlaneSpotting9 ай бұрын
I can’t even relate to half this stuff but I watch it anyway cos it’s so god-dam funny 😂
@edikanp24097 ай бұрын
1:02 WHY IS THERE SO MANY FUCKIN ATTACHMENTS!!!!!!
@swererer7 ай бұрын
“Hi, im barber Walters.” “I’m an eagle.” “You’re not an eagle! You’re an adult man!” “I’m an eagle.” **argues in eagle, guns, found fathers, and America.**
@t1mes_tw0_OSC11 ай бұрын
“YOU UNSKILLED *inhale* FELIIIIIINE” *screams in freedom*
@Ferbsbrother_Powersurge_EX7 ай бұрын
I wonder where the one with the “Replace your damn smoke alarm batteries!” went…
@edikanp24097 ай бұрын
2:35 HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL FUCKING DROPSHOTTING IN 2023!?!?!?!
@louiebht262011 ай бұрын
We didn’t want this compilation, we needed this
@nicoleedwards43299 ай бұрын
JOLLY GOOD SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
@jamiebouzigard95274 ай бұрын
0:54 *yells in freedom*
@shadowslime364010 ай бұрын
Good lord this is like the third time I'm watching this and my organs still die😂
@THESiblingTRIO-tb1ie9 ай бұрын
"No shit captain dumbfuck" really had me cracking up
@fealmar111 ай бұрын
15:22 I love Dorkly bro, they are so epic!
@echointhedark2211 ай бұрын
Proud to be a Star Spangled Subscriber 🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Goldambush_alt11 ай бұрын
same
@DMMPX11 ай бұрын
Amen.
@chanhkhiemtran901011 ай бұрын
Same here *RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH🔊🔊🔊🔊🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥*
@ChadBroskie20097 ай бұрын
DUDE, I listen to this shit SO MUCH, and it NEVER ceases to crack a laugh!"
@edikanp24097 ай бұрын
0:06 STOP USIN FUCKIN SHOTGUNS!!!!
@Loganator-q6n11 ай бұрын
Me: I kinda wanna see who can use the American Star song as a voice TheNinjaSlime: *Star-Spangled scream*
@redacted2000-y6r7 ай бұрын
every single one of his videos ends with a star-sprangeled scream.
@Game-vi2od11 ай бұрын
His actually says truth about shotguns. IT'S NOT A FUCKIN COOKIE CLICKER!
@J0S341511 ай бұрын
First, shotguns are SHIT. Second, i have your full star spangled scream ringtone and alarm😌
@Seraph210011 ай бұрын
“!WARNING!: Lot of swearing” *proceeds to censor the swearing*
@Isaiah_is_him11 ай бұрын
You should do one on slug rounds
@gabe-u8l5 ай бұрын
I was crying and saluting while watching this video 😭
@proegg335610 ай бұрын
My favorite part is when he screamed
@evolvingmc1737 ай бұрын
The first short is what got me in this channel
@Levcookingandgaming7 ай бұрын
i was doing the iconic "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at every end of his funny shorts :D
@hudsondouglas1137 ай бұрын
“Frying and buying” Amazing reference
@Its_Yadi9 ай бұрын
This Made Me Laugh Non-stop🤣
@BlockedGD11 ай бұрын
HOW THE F**K IS THERE 50 GRIIIPS!? got me dying 😂
@SovetskayaUSSR11 ай бұрын
I FINALLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FROM ALL THIS!!!!!! **INHALE** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@SetoTheMotivated_StM4 ай бұрын
Bro is harnessing the power of all of America
@AnAutoFreak11 ай бұрын
Star spangled vocoded hand lasers. My favorite.
@Triston13810 ай бұрын
This is going into my playlist
@SoulBoyDoesArt11 ай бұрын
Nationalism unlocked 😂
@itsthaLevi11 ай бұрын
God Bless America for this Compilation🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@Ben-fg2xj7 ай бұрын
Ninja Slime! You should sing the Star Bangled Banner at sport events!
@CyanTheStrategist7 ай бұрын
“unskilled feline” 😂
@Golgothebest3 ай бұрын
16:35 oh damn. Slime finally turned super saiyan god.
@IWantToWatchLNK5 ай бұрын
0:30 god da*mn wasnt monetized wtf
@AkutamiGeGe-t9j11 ай бұрын
He has ascended to PATRIOTIC SSJ7 Lol 😂😂😂😂
@kolkagaming12347 ай бұрын
Bro really spoke in American Anthem Language.
@AlexWallcroft10 ай бұрын
Why does the “Fennec” have SOOOOOOO MUCH RECOIL, THE KRISS VECTOR HAS A LITTLE SYSTEM THAT *REMOVES* RECOIL
@tstreamer023-yp9ji9 ай бұрын
You make me laugh with the voice😂😂😂😂😂
@MrKarluchina7 ай бұрын
11:29 I think they jinxed it
@WeirdAnimationsGuy9 ай бұрын
I watch this while animating and laugh at some parts when im not even paying attention you crack me up dude hooray you found nothing
@skyisCLD99 ай бұрын
I needed this
@ChannelIsNotInUse11 ай бұрын
Take a shot for every star spangled scream you hear
@adamadkins96419 ай бұрын
2:02 Me when I heard this: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@Flemish_dude.4 ай бұрын
Mr.beast: The challenge is that you have to be a Patriot This dude: Mission completed is there something else? Mr.Beast 😮
@jevonross456ameby911 ай бұрын
You sir or a number one Is comedy gold
@jessieespinosa21906 ай бұрын
how about grinding attachments? im still tryin to perfect my RAM7 build
@Sadiesmom200611 ай бұрын
So when you kill me do I have to stand and place one hand over my heart?
@SuperDog291711 ай бұрын
The best star spangled shouter in existence
@DillyThePickley10 ай бұрын
Such simple content, but so funny! XD
@alexanderiwaszko33659 ай бұрын
6:36 IT WAS EXACTLY 3:27 AM RN YOU GOT ME SHITTING BRICKS
@leviebert2711 ай бұрын
I waited for this day
@Boeing_7-VH-VXE11 ай бұрын
Happy 4k!
@CalebGamez13 ай бұрын
How do you get that star spangled banner sfx on your voice?
@janetsmith46686 ай бұрын
Then use sh*t enough bricks to build a 5 star hotel 😂😂😂
@Maxxy-rblx10 ай бұрын
I'm screencasting my computer to my tv and watching this
@nathanstrobel28915 ай бұрын
2:08 had me crying 😂🤣😂🤣
@AviationWAtch110 ай бұрын
Oh No OuR TAbLe iTS BROkeN!!!
@Colorcat729479 ай бұрын
BRO THIS DUDE IS GOATED I HAD TOO SUB ASAP (I have been watching his vids for a while now) :)