The best way to break up | Weird DM's

[@axofbrevity]

Man, you know you did nothing wrong if Noel isn't even roasting you, he's just straight up tryna lift you up

[@hugeackman8182]

Literally gave him the pep talk of the lifetime, hope that dude sees this video

[@annikapendlebury]

@@hugeackman8182 not pepe talk

[@littlegirlblue6326]

"turn this L into the beginning of a new sentence. L for lift yourself up"

[@rhazberet]

the flowers guy sounds so sweet. most girls would love flowers dude

[@noot1359]

dude yeah. i'm a girl and i hope if he sees this he knows that there's a lot of girls (including me) that love sweet, really lovey dovey stuff that some might find cheesy. i always preferred it over anything else :) hope hes doing ok

[@christopherrussell4285]

The way Noel went IN on that girl and her family that roasted the dude for sending her flowers on Valentine’s Day.. *chefs kiss*

[@alexhuerta6164]

You got copy pasted by someone else, leaving a like to get you to top comment and bury his.

[@alexhuerta6164]

All he did was move the chefs kiss to the beginning. Fucking. Lame.

[@grantramirez7548]

@@alexhuerta6164 calm down man..the internet is VAST, that shit is inevitable homie.. stop making it so serious😂

[@H1nted]

Noel, an empath.

[@gothicc6544]

Fr. So satisfying 😩

[@kenz3235]

Noel calling out that guy who was trying to roast his ex for working at a restaurant was dope. I’m 20 and I work two restaurant jobs and I genuinely love it.

[@BandlerChing]

I’m 32 and I work in a restaurant. I remember being 20 and thinking I would never stay this long, but it’s been really great since having kids. I have a lot of flexibility and we haven’t needed daycare. I switched careers and worked at a retirement home as a PSW for a year and a half. I loved it, but I make literally twice the money serving and don’t have to clean up poopy diapers. Nothing wrong with serving at all, I don’t think people understand how good the money is (granted I live in Canada and make $17 an hour plus tips. I know the wage isn’t always as great in the states).

[@saras5996]

@@BandlerChing dang thats crazy good! worked at a restaurant at 2$ an hour plus very low average tips was not worth the stress for me!😭

[@jennasantostefano7785]

yeah i respected that he called that out lol. 21 isn’t even old??

[@BandlerChing]

@@saras5996 I genuinely don’t understand how that can be allowed. I lived in Alberta and our min wage was $15, even for servers. In Ontario where I live now, it’s $15 but our restaurant is really great and they pay more than min. Tips are generally $200-500 more than my pay checks monthly. America needs to catch tf up! I still think our wages are too low in this country, I cannot imagine trying to live on tips alone. ETA: to put it into perspective….America’s min wage is $7.25. I made &7.50 when I first started working 15 years ago. And in that time it has doubled (was just raised to $15 in December). If our lil country can do it, yours can too! Always vote if you can!! Only when enough people have had enough will things get better for you guys ❤️

[@bilbosaggins9793]

I thought it was because her parents owned it that he roasted her. Not too sure tho

[@rickyricardo2280]

Noel’s advice to that 26 year old guy was strangely inspiring Thank you Noel

[@polymer2049]

was it you?

[@mariannalopez3846]

are you the 26 year old guy?

[@sheisaMachine]

I know it was unexpectedly nice lol

[@marararr]

can relate, i had a shitty relationship last year and im planning on going on dates real soon, now i have noel permission :sunglasses emoji:

[@mightymeatymech]

@@marararr we're rooting for you bucko, you got this!

[@Ck-ce5xh]

Damn, that monologue about that girl being an asshole makes me think Noel would be an awesome friend who roasts you and but actually cares about you

[@L3thalShad0ws7]

That’s basically the TMG podcast in a nutshell

[@adenielle2331]

Him to Cody and Cody to Noel be like xD

[@yuvalsavoray5032]

"This cow juice has got me blowing it up" is my new favorite Noel quote

[@cynthiawang874]

cow juice

[@excuseme2770]

I was just about to comment, NOT COW JUICE

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

👹👹👹😂😂😂☠️💀💀👹💀😂😂☠️💀💀💀💀💀👹👹👹👹👹👹

[@zanibrehman45]

Time stamp?

[@aura8808]

@@zanibrehman45 9:07

[@chickengoesbawk5728]

"You got the face of a good buddy" that insult stung my very core.

[@HeyLeFay]

Like, damn. I think I'd prefer just being called ugly.

[@chickengoesbawk5728]

@@HeyLeFay exactly lmao

[@gonewiththewindows4912]

That almost sounds like a compliment to me, but I’m also a lesbian so every guy is a “good buddy” I guess

[@jamesmoriarty6540]

To the guy who got dumped by the asshole with the flowers, you should really get yourself out there and find a nice girl, we are rooting for you man you can do it

[@revolutionrevenge]

oh hello moriarity

[@jamesmoriarty6540]

@@revolutionrevenge hiii

[@4bidn1]

Or dont, honestly I've been single for 5 years and I get enough validation and love from myself and close friends. As long as you have a strong support system and take time for self love and care a relationship isn't a necessity!

[@jamesmoriarty6540]

@@4bidn1 yes absolutely agreed !

[@rsspartanz]

@@4bidn1 cope

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

The “What the fuck?/Gotta be lying/Too far” Gmail tag is so funny holy shit. Bless Noah and whoever else is on the Weird DMs project

[@kamilaz1690]

Where?

[@helvetica.standard101]

@@kamilaz1690 Pause at 17:57 and look to the right of the title

[@abbydoesart648]

If you are reading this flower guy, you’re cool and sweet and that girl didn’t deserve you. Don’t deprive yourself of love because she didn’t appreciate you. ❤️

[@blasstois]

I loved his take on this one. Agreed.

[@undeadwarrior890]

exactly this! you're still worth love even if someone tries to break you down, especially when you're that young

[@АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э]

Yeah, it was so cute :(( I hope he finds someone who will treat him right

[@TheBanana93]

I ain't no Incel but ya know what he is probably better off being single for that long than the rest of us haha. I have wasted too much of the last 10 years in relationships

[@slackstarfish8133]

I’m not that guy but at the same time I also kind am so preciate it

[@lorigirlsweet]

The story with the guy who stayed single for ten years made me unreasonably angry

[@Birdyboys]

Jesus Christ all the replies are bots

[@veethedarling]

Not that I disagree with you at all but I do think there probably has to be some underlying trauma or unresolved issues that would've resulted in that, and he should really consider possibly going to therapy to work through it. People get broken up with in absolutely devastating ways and it's awful but no one should put their life on hold for a literal decade as a result of that :(

[@lorigirlsweet]

@@veethedarling yes I totally get you. It’s super unfortunate that his trauma made him feel he wasn’t good enough for love. We all gotta try to move forward though

[@deadlyalchemist397]

For real, no one deserves to be single for that long

[@TheBanana93]

@@veethedarling He has probably been living a better life than someone in a relationship. I have wasted my 20's by not being single. She did him a favour. As long as he actually did something in that time that is.

[@tomboy2980]

I submitted a story for this vid and was so nervous about it cause I'd never done it before, now I'm seeing that my story about sending my crush an anonymous note in middle school when he knew it was me does not hold a candle to the kind of shit y'all get up to lmao

[@lizzyizzywizzy]

literally same lmaoo

[@rwbycrwby]

Same

[@abimorelikeapee]

nah cause my roblox story got in 💀

[@ethanpatch6840]

@@abimorelikeapee no way was that really you?? 😭

[@ctlndm]

same lmaooo

[@iagas9]

"How are you 21 and still working at your parents restaurant" What an awful thing to say. If he likes to eat at restaurants he shouldn't disrespect the people working there

[@organa1626]

Exactly. I work at a restaurant as a line cook and I'm the youngest person on the line. Tons of people make it their career. One of the prep cooks is literally two years away from retiring. That guy's just a bozo

[@Goat.Cheese]

Yeah, that's such a douche-y insult. Like what is he even going for? There's nothing wrong with working for your family's restaurant business. Like what?

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

​@@Goat.Cheese yeah hes the douchy one, not the girl who lied about having diabetes and was talking with her ex

[@JasminMiettunen]

@@JafacaksWasTaken nah, the girl was a douche, but it was still a douchy insult towards every restaurant worker. Real life isn’t these perfect angels wronged by actual demons, both can say stupid shit.

[@JasminMiettunen]

Also, working at a restaurant is fine, but working at your parents restaurant is a big brain move. You're gonna inherit a whole ass business some day.

[@Wegetsu]

"The ugliest man in the group chat" Can't believe they put me in a Weird DM's video

[@gc5806]

@se19💖👉 fall all its faults, this is actually pretty smart marketing, capitalising on guys with low self esteem from this comment Not bad for a bot

[@kidkangaroo5213]

Bruh, unless the group chat is 100+ members, that's not even close to representative

[@bettievw]

@@kidkangaroo5213 exactly. Shitty study design, definitely isn’t peer reviewed.

[@brecksunlin4606]

can’t wait for someone to completely ignore their digital footprint and confess to a horrific crime on the internet!

[@jesus-et8zr]

can't wait!!!

[@didip1000]

didnt some people already do that like 2 videos ago? XD

[@natevinesva]

If my weird dm is ever shown, I didn't commit any horrific crime, but it'll definitely be a doozy

[@whitejadin7157]

Didn't that one guy admit to tearing up the inside of his exe's car causing her to get into a crash and go to the hospital?

[@wirelessbluestone5983]

Wasn’t there this one guy who put tree nuts in his ex’s birthday cake, giving her anaphylactic shock and leaving her paralyzed

[@AnneFiona]

I work at a flower shop, one time this lady called to complain to us that the handwriting on one of our cards was terrible and she was confused by the message. We looked up the order and it was from a girl who came in person and picked out some flowers for her boyfriend and filled out a card herself. The mom just assumed the flowers were for her without even looking at the tag saying who they were for.

[@TheBanana93]

Urgh what a despicable woman

[@pippiman]

It makes me so angry knowing a narcissist like that would've probably just thrown the flowers out for her son than face the embarrassment

[@haileyholt5044]

Noel’s speech to our homie who’s been single for 10 years was great to watch. Seeing a man encourage and give some perspective like that to another man was some quality content. You’re a good guy. Loved it. Hope that guy is doing well and gets the relationship he deserves.

[@babyramses5066]

HAAA GAYYY!! Jk ;) actually uplifting ngl

[@Maya-Hayden]

But dudes would rather listen to Andrew Tate

[@Butter_Chickennn]

For the first guy, don’t feel too bad man. My Dad said he was diabetic and he said he was gonna get sugar free candy when I was 5. I guess the stores are out cause he hasn’t been back since.

[@lych2102]

damn.

[@isabellasanchez4803]

Bro. 💀

[@blueismylove3128]

This is a good one, cause I genuinely didn't see where it was going.

[@lennysmileyface]

My brother was off school for like a week and some kid from his school asked me where he was and I joked that he got diagnosed with diabetes (he didn't), it was in text so I guess it didn't come across that way because they took it dead serious and told a bunch of people. When my brother went back to school they had a card and shit for him.

[@Spliffted]

Oh I get it.. because sugar free and diabetes and stuff

[@AleksWorkshop]

there has not been a better time for this video to come out

[@Hanzlet]

Holy sI-I!t its aleks

[@mfbruh8296]

Bad day?

[@ashley.mastin]

You good bro?

[@SuperXDARKSTAR]

This right here, god. He’s the one

[@Jkizzle4996]

yea i mean its literally a valentines day themed video dude lmao

[@sadlystuckinreality]

Can't imagine getting flowers from someone and finding something to complain about.

[@lauraska95]

Right?? Like how is this a real story, who'd actually do that to someone

[@aspenisthebest]

Miserable people do that

[@omegasage777]

Fr, people are weird

[@Julia-tk2em]

I hate receiving flowers and a card as a gift, but I’d never make fun of someone for giving them to me. What a miserable person .

[@Alex-cw3rz]

17:56 my god I see why Noel didn't read this one out, not for the content because 3/4 of the words had nothing to do with the story. TL;DR : her and her abusive girlfriend were going to go on a valentines date, but her girlfriend ghosted her and it turned out she was with her dad on the other side of the country. That's it, hope her therapy goes well though.

[@rabiedmonkey]

Right?? Nothing in that story implied she had sex with her dad wtf were they talking about?

[@Easy420skate]

@@rabiedmonkey fr that girl obviously has her own issues lol

[@47jakobi]

I think they came to that conclusion because of the relationship the two had. She was "like a housewife", the mom was out of the picture, she took care of the other siblings, the father was abusive to her (in what ways isn't made clear). She then cancelled on her girlfriend to go on a trip on VALENTINES DAY, where she posted pictures captioned with hearts and showed champagne glasses and what sounds like a honeymoon style suite. Then when her girlfriend texted her angry about the situation, she tried to say that it wasn't her dad and that it was someone else (because a romantic getaway with her father is fuckin weird even if they didn't have sex lol). I think it's a bit of a stretch on the part of the writer to assume they did, but they may have had more information that they didn't provide

[@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st]

@@rabiedmonkey She cancels a valentines date with her girlfriend to go halfway across the country to a RESORT ALONE WITH HER FATHER and completely ghosts her. She already fills a motherly role for her siblings and does the housework. If you don't think daddy was grooming her into a daughter-wife I think you might need some therapy for that denial. Dude clearly was claiming the territory after learning she was going on a gay love trip. If it was an innocent trip where were the kids and why wasn't he explicitly in the photos?

[@Irene-sm7ih]

@@47jakobi Yeah I thought the same, maybe it wouldn't be something i'd think of if I read the story without reading the title first but considering what they shared and how sure they seemed to be something was wrong it's still very weird

[@Kathi88]

My husband of twelve years decided to tell me „it’s over” the day before Christmas…I guess let’s turn up for that🍾

[@justSunny7]

That's rough, but hang in there

[@Kathi88]

@@justSunny7 At least my sense of humor hasn’t left me, am I right?🙂

[@justSunny7]

@@Kathi88 exactly, sometimes you have to be able to laugh some shit

[@Kathi88]

@@justSunny7 ❤️❤️❤️

[@grandpa_IX]

santa shoulda thrown him in a coal furnace, wtf. i know there's never a 'good time', but... damn, man. i'm glad that you seem to be doing well, at least, and i hope there's only better partners for you in the future 💜

[@Mac_kensiiie]

Even if his handwriting or note was goofy, I could literally never imagine roasting someone for sending me flowers 😢😢😢

[@b1oodyb0y]

The way we’ve all been trained to like the video without him saying anything is insane

[@bellaphillips2869]

i liked the video then saw your comment 😭

[@b1oodyb0y]

@@bellaphillips2869 Exactly

[@vertigo6091]

fr lmfao

[@isaactaylor1833]

You just admitted a man trained you…. You are gay af

[@journeytonerdcity1776]

I hate it when people say that.

[@beaubryant4465]

my _favorite_ thing is when noel gets offended on someone else's behalf, and starts defending and lifting them up

[@bianca8583]

Noel’s speech to the 26 yr old was straight up wholesome. Goodluck to you man, as a girl that was so sweet of you 10/10

[@JugsKise]

People be getting WAAAAAY to comfortable admitting some of this shit to Noel, lol. But at least we get to see it too

[@alli3334]

i think it's because it's no longer required to make it a video with your face in it so everyone will send in things with absolutely zero shame lmao

[@chungy____1457]

i have never actually laughed to a video as loud as when i saw “here’s us”

[@JasmineDreams]

To the flowers guy: my husband did some of the corniest, cringiest shit you could ever imagine when we were dating. Now we’re married and I treat him like an absolute king. He is a very happy, satisfied man. Just keep being the best version of you, don’t let opportunities at love pass you by, and one day the right girl will appreciate your you-ness more than you ever could have imagined.

[@nathangaspacio6128]

So what your saying is you regret getitng married and are filing for divorce?

[@maddieb.4282]

@@nathangaspacio6128how are you going to edit your comment and still get the wrong version of you’re

[@nathangaspacio6128]

@@maddieb.4282 Power move. While you stay groveling over trivialities I be up conquering lands and shit.

[@joon2103]

nah cuz as a teen girl, i find the entire premise of fathers being overprotective over their daughters *especially* over their sex lives...very weird. like i get the unwanted pregnancy and safe sex part, but sometimes they dont want any other man to spend time w their daughter and thats so???? how do u rationalize that shit lmao, there's something very wrong w their silly little heads

[@semicolon.advocate]

couldn't agree more

[@imgonnakate]

It's because they know how their friends, and maybe even themselves, act towards women outside of their family. "Not all men" but enough men for you to discourage your daughter from even talking to someone of the opposite sex, aye.

[@imgonnakate]

@Moon B Exactly

[@plipplop1769]

@@imgonnakate But you should monitor or talk about relationships that your child has no matter what? Yes there are many sus men out there, but when they're a teen you can ask to see if there's anything more iffy going on in their relationships, and when they're an adult it's none of your business and your child should be able to handle themselves. It's a huge troupe in media and a pretty common thing irl as well, it's not just being wary, it's acting like your child is being taken away from you somehow like a woman is an item that can't have her own relationships and make her own decisions, way more than if it was a son instead of a daughter.

[@plipplop1769]

@@imgonnakate Also just clocked that. "Discourage your daughter from even talking to someone of the opposite sex", wtf? That's actually insane and unbelievably controlling. Daughters should absolutely form healthy relationships with the men and boys around her, and AT THE VERY LEAST be able to communicate with them. If you think it's that dangerous, literally just be a good parent and care about their personal lives instead of making hard rules like that so you don't have to do your job as a parent?

[@alexc9985]

I can’t believe that girl roasted him for giving her a sweet gift of flowers and a card??? What a weirdo, he definitely deserves better

[@theodorechan2025]

Noel really exemplifying alpha empath characteristics

[@RAIN-z8i]

Man bots suck

[@gigahertz_1911]

@@RAIN-z8i yup, and itll probably get worse

[@H1nted]

Noel : not an empath , also noel : goes into a long tangent about how that family was shit and tries to lift up that 26 yo dude

[@Wet-Milk]

You dont have to be an empath to be nice to someone lmao

[@ayyylmao101]

I am genuinely pissed at the audacity of that girl, to TEXT HIM her mockery. I had no idea that story would end that way, I genuinely thought there was gonna be a mishap with the flowers or something, what the hell.

[@MrThedarkghost10]

Wasn't there a whole controversy about how better help doesn't have any certified psychologists

[@Lena-xy8id]

And they underpay workers and collect data

[@marzipan2555]

They do in my experience. I read the terms and they specifically check for certified therapists. Idk about the pay though

[@oopsallbugs]

They do, but whether they vet everyone thoroughly is debatable. The bigger issues are forcing way too high a caseload on their therapists, paying not nearly enough, the scummy marketing tactics, and their absolutely terrible privacy policy

[@DubstepMusique]

Oh lord .. this reminded me of one of the multiple times i got rejected in the past ... Y'all remember the "END OF THE WORLD IN 12/12/12" ? Well, in 11/12/12 (dd/mm/yyyy) i confessed to my crush that i liked her on skype, saying "If tomorrow's the end of the world, i'd be the happiest man to spend my last day on earth with you. I love you" She blocked me.

[@keiracio7203]

LMAOOOOO DAMN im so sorry but thats pretty funny

[@dumbowe]

LMAOOO this has GOTTA have happened in middle school or something. sorry that happened doe 👍

[@newshirrt]

Noel was so keen on defending/uplifting everyone who was wronged this time, almost shed a few tears ngl

[@MoneyBuyer1612]

man he really took a betterhelp ad again. for anyone reading this who thinks they need therapy - do not use betterhelp, its known to have treated their therapists wrongly so if you want actual help get some in person

[@ghosty22xx]

and they sell your data

[@MyaB1986]

From what I know they treated their users wrongly too, they claimed to not have any obligation towards ensuring that the therapists are actually licensed

[@harley9926]

I think once you take them on as a sponsor you’re kinda bound from criticizing them. Mickey Atkins had to take her video down but she HAD a really thorough video about them. I tried 3 diff counselors through them. It was not helpful and actually could have been harmful one of them tried to convince me my husband was hiding things from me bc he didn’t wanna have sex one night. ONE night. Anyway yeah I would encourage ppl not to go this route

[@Inurwalls02]

Exactly 💯

[@scoob1670]

agreed, I was disappointed

[@sophialetson8385]

That poor flower guy. Flowers are so sweet!!!! My boyfriend will pick flowers when we aren’t together and sends me pictures of them and even that is enough to make my month

[@jordan1488]

can confirm, shitting yourself is the official diagnosis for lactose intolerance. Coming from a nurse and resident dairy shits expert.

[@sufferationist]

Noel's detailed first-hand knowledge of lactose intolerance is proof he's Asian

[@declanquinn5700]

this is such a clever joke ngl, had me in bits

[@kkmarokkaan]

I'm mixed white and arab and i be blowing up the toilet. some of us are just born unlucky i guess

[@2Girls1Cat]

that was my first thought! Both my gf & I are hella lactose intolerant. I got diagnosed by a doctor after an overly complicated blood test @16 Vs my GF (who is just 1/4 chinese) only realized in her 20s after enough undeniably bad experiences that she was lactose intolerant AND unable to process alchohol (Asian flush)

[@amandapanda4463]

Or any human

[@babygrinchbinch]

so true- my dad was having sinus issues in the 90s and went to the doctor, she asked him: are you Indian? he was like yeah, and she was like ok ur lactose intolerant. and she was right!! luckily he didn't pass it on to me

[@mickeewoop-woop9020]

"Oh yea and how you 21 and have a guaranteed job at your parent's restaurant, that you could possible own one day...loser" Ummm wtf

[@bananabrain2996]

Bet he's lovely to waiters and waitresses

[@Enfjscrolling]

That's where you're wrong, Noel, I was diagnosed with lactose intolerance in 2nd grade. The most humiliating diagnosis I have, and that's coming from someone with a mango AND pineapple allergy who was born and raised in Hawaii ...

[@Moncherelouis]

i’m from new zealand, specifically near a bunch of apple orchards so lots of apples, and i’m like lactose intolerant but with the stuff that’s in fruit 😭

[@xLiLlyx98]

@@Moncherelouis fructose?

[@Moncherelouis]

@@xLiLlyx98 yes that one

[@Moncherelouis]

and to top it off new zealand especially north canterbury where i’m from is like the hub for sheep/wool but i’m allergic to a lot of it,

[@bbelabearr]

yk how people have comfort youtubers? you are literally my un-comfort youtuber. i literally will watch your videos and just everything about all of your videos just makes me sad, when I need to be humbled i watch noel and i hope people can agree. you are good noel

[@robinguidry4981]

My valentines story is essentially I saw these 2 boys fighting and decided to break it up, but I got punched straight in the nose. We were like 11 or something. It was a Christian valentine get together thing

[@itzelheruiz9139]

"this isn't you tyler, look at me, i'm right here" type beat

[@robinguidry4981]

@@itzelheruiz9139 fr 😭

[@lavenderoh]

Genuinely feel for the person who sent flowers. Hope they get some counseling and their self esteem improves. Sure being single isn't a bad thing by any means but if you're doing it out of fear that should be addressed.

[@yawninggrave]

My sister is blind but she loves listening to Noel's videos and when he adds something in that the email doesn't say she's really bamboozled by it and she finds it hilarious

[@bananabrain2996]

The "I wonder how many women realise their dad's were attracted to them" had me in shock like wtf 🤢😂 why are you saying that like it's common

[@meatsuit6922]

This your first weird dms?

[@bananabrain2996]

@@meatsuit6922 nope I've seen them all

[@discountexorcist]

As a Type 1 Diabetic, I found the Lie-abetes story a lot funnier than I probably should have.

[@brooke.darnell]

i found it funny but the sugar jokes are giving me the ick. guess I cant educate everyone!

[@CrestToothpaste]

I literally just got broken up with and you post half an hour later. Awesome. Made my day better. Thank you so much Noel.

[@snehalmane]

not noel writing whole ass fanfiction about the flowers story

[@Kwgirls13]

His advice to that 26 year old made me tear up lol That was so sweet and really cool 😊

[@megarat1777]

“Anyway heres us” has firmly entered my everyday vocabulary . Truly me drawing a pic of me and my homie as rats

[@assass8958]

Story time: it’s 2016, I’m 14 in 9th grade and I have -27/10 self esteem, I meet this girl and she was into me for some reason so since I thought this would be my only chance at a high school relationship I went along with it. We “dated” (we never actually went on any dates, just hung out in her basement and watched tv) for about a month and then I was able to convince my mom to let me stay the night at her house by lying saying there’d be the whole friend group there. Things escalated and since I had 0 experience, confidence and was so far from being emotionally ready for all that, it was so painfully awkward. Almost complete silence the whole morning after and about an hour after my mom picked me up she broke up with me over text and then talked shit about me to all of her and my friends :) I’m gay now

[@sophiefell9748]

God that sounds terrible. I hope you’re happier now that you’ve come out and know that regardless of the situation you should never be made to feel shitty or awkward by the person you’re with. btw I can definitely relate as I dated a guy in hs for a week before I came out as gay and have also been dumped over text 😌

[@kokooath]

NOAAAAHHHH!!!!! 💀💀💀 the editing for “flowers to an asshole” IM I SCREAMED! You’re too good my guy, too good!

[@thedoodlebean5360]

14:46 Nobody ever uses the name Macy in random passing and I got full blown whiplash from hearing my name lol

[@maceyt1292]

SAME

[@aussielegend6114]

This video was pure top tier. My love for you has grown to a level I didn’t think possible. Fuck my family, you’ve taken their place in my heart.

[@keiracio7203]

perfect video to watch alone after my ex broke up with me (we used to watch your videos together lmao)

[@LeonicAdventure2]

you deserve better!! I hope you find someone who's better for you soon :)

[@akarshsharma2870]

That sucks dude, i hope you're doing okay! I'm certain you'll find a better match for yourself sometime soon :)

[@keiracio7203]

@@akarshsharma2870 awww thank you so much

[@shelbysager3860]

i was 17 before they diagnosed me with a dairy allergy…. i feel for the homie that didn’t know at the time. my heart goes out to you

[@trumpetperson11]

Honestly, that little speech you gave in the middle of the video, about the flowers, was quite nice.

[@AndrewPonti]

F yes Noel - hyping up the dude that got denied. Don't let assholes keep you down. Plenty of peeps around who would have loved that gesture.

[@aidanoran2544]

Hey Noel, I've been crying all morning and your video really cheered me up. Thank you.

[@systematicbarometer4853]

lol I had a girl do the diabetes thing to me, instead she kept saying she had panic attacks. We went a few days without speaking and I wasnt even sure if we were together (I was young). She wasnt answering my calls so I called her from my work phone and she picked up, as soon as I sadi hey, she hung up. So I called her left her a voicemail that if she didnt tell me what was going on I was going to tell her best friend that she slept with her boyfriend and she called me back crying and finally admitted she was with another guy. That diabetes story had me laughing I knew exactly what was going on when she said about it being stressful for him. Oh, and Meghan, if you're reading this comment, how are you still working at your parents mexican restaurant and do they need a server for monday and tuesdays?

[@minerwendismund9702]

that ending was a laugh sneak attack

[@arifarkan5149]

Omg dawg I dated that girls Turkish version,but instead of just laughing I made fun of her about an half an hour lmao

[@matthewerion7086]

LMAOOOO

[@SweetNothing937]

In high school I had a bf and NEVER did he give me anything for Valentine’s Day. I would’ve loved flowers at least. I feel so bad for that guy hope he recovers, she was a shitty person.

[@minglifeng2862]

The 12-year-olds roblox romance one is actually so embarrassing she’s gonna be so embarrassed when she turns 13

[@coltonallen1210]

As a Type 1 Diabetic, that first story is hilarious, the concept of someone lying about diabetes just to get out of a relationship 😭, that is damn funny

[@xcoxic3259]

The roblox couple sent me 😭😭 the picture was the cherry on top LMFAOA

[@JacubWhite38]

Hey Noel, you should look into Betterhelp a little bit. I've heard they're not the best company and I wouldn't want you to get backlash for taking a sponsorship from them if they end up in some kind of scandal at some point in the future.

[@adotey5269]

What has this company done wrong(just curious)

[@stvksn]

@@adotey5269 I made a whole video about it. It's a shady company that primarily uses influencers to attract their impressionable (young) audience members

[@lbz6412]

Yeah I think he’s done this sponsorship before too and I was just kinda surprised because I thought the company was cancelled or whatever a few years ago

[@zoglou7141]

@@adotey5269 They don't pay their therapists enough, and give each therapist WAAYY too many patients, meaning working for better help means doing more work for less pay than a regular job as a therapist. This translates into worse patient care and an overall shit service

[@sola_a]

@@zoglou7141 that just sounds like every job ever lol. Don't get me wrong, it sucks, but if that's worthy of being canceled, there are a looot of companies that need to also be canceled.

[@_manii_4821]

14:25 imagine they stayed together, finna have to post that shit into the family photo album LOL

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

I'd be livid

[@Doveisdumb]

That was the sweetest thing ever. I hope that dude finds someone who treats him right, he deserves it

[@Jake-qp6tn]

The range of emotions Noah goes thru when he reads that he hasn’t recovered since😂

[@JorkinMyPeanitss]

This entire video and all the little supportive monologues Noel went on for each story is weirdly wholesome

[@Malphas38th]

To the dude that got roasted for sending flowers. That’s deadass cute as hell I would’ve adored that 👍

[@nicxlaus]

the transition into the better help ad 💀

[@sydbabich]

wow can’t wait for this one these never fail to entertain me

[@SeaOfConcepts]

I bought a girl flowers today as somewhat of a joke, I saw them and they made me think of her. So I bought them, delivered them, and she later found them and knew it was from me and loved them; allegedly cried and I "made her month". I also, left a shitty ass note but she loved it. Not every girl can appreciate kind gestures, and as Noel said you shouldn't let one bad experience hold you back.

[@leen-zl1qs]

a good end to my awful day, thank you noel

[@kryptiaxx]

no way noel gave good advice 13:03 damn!! 5 dollar therapy at work fr!

[@oli1639]

Noah I've been looking for therapy for a really long time now and trying to find out where to start. your advertisement made me actally look into it and I'm currently signing up! thank you

[@finch27]

please be careful! better help has been known to underpay and overwork their “therapists” which are said to not even be fully qualified people

[@oopsallbugs]

Good for you for seeking therapy! Everyone can benefit from a good therapist ❤️ Open path collective is worth a search, they basically list reputable therapists who are local to u and the cost per session is very affordable. U can even do virtual sessions!

[@oli1639]

@@finch27 yeah ive heard a little bit about that and ive been looking into a lot of things and making sure i choose the right option but thanks for letting me know

[@rileytoohey6484]

i love how…”temperamental” Noel is when it comes to siding with a poster. like he’ll call some guy a clown one minute and the next he’ll take 5 just to convince some stranger to buy flowers.

[@brubru2724]

If the most difficult “break up” moment you’ve ever had was in 4th grade then you need to seek immediate help

[@wayyllonn]

the violence i commit on roblox at the age of 14 is developing games where you get hit by cars

[@jamesmoriarty6540]

This notification got me out of Twitter thank you Noel

[@ritsu8072]

Betterhelp is one of the most appropriate sponsor for weird DM.

[@cas0225]

idk why but that roblox one had me crying

[@gloss3204]

the photo rlly did it for me

[@alexcassis9024]

Damn, hearing Noel support that dude and give him advice was awesome. Genuinely heart warming :)

[@sstrawberrysoupp]

as a 22 year old girl with a bf, that advice was actually very motivating

[@a.w_.]

“Did you shit out a whole Lincoln Log” and “Her no-backbone-having-ass” caught me so off guard.

[@Bammbabee]

In all this covid isolation and me rarely seeing anyone else but my girl, I've got to tank you for making me zone out and not thinking about my college exams for once while you talk about people shitting themselves

[@charliedayfan7322]

Roblox one is hilarious, reminds me of those random couples on Club Penguin or Hollywood Planet back in the day

[@LAFC_Lalo]

Man I wish I had a friend like Noel because I don’t know how to get out there and meet someone. I’m 22 and never had a relationship.

[@flvtk]

Yesss definitely needed to call that girl who roasted that dude out. Soooo many guys are stuck on their childhood relationships as if they werent CHILDREN & didn't know any better. It's usually ALWAYS just.. wrong person.

[@earendilthemariner5546]

Im 24 and single and still a virgin. Tbh, anxiety levels rise when i think of being in a relationship. I wouldnt know what to do/how to act

[@queenro42]

It's like acting like friends with someone for the most part, except there's kissing qnd other romantics involved. You don't have to have sex immediately or for a while if you're not ready/if you want to have an emotional connection beforehand, but you still need to communicate that with your partner so that they're on the same page as you 😊

[@maddieb.4282]

You can always take it slow and there’s no rush to meet someone. Just wait until you meet a friend who is patient and understanding with you and that you also are attracted to. There are a lot of people like you, I’m sure you’ll find someone you have a lot in common with!

[@lyonspride5361]

I'm just imagining the last girls father at the adult store and the cashier asks who the lucky lady is and he just replies "Oh, just my daughter" and leaves without context.

[@terryr4623]

The dad most definitely thought of his daughter in that lingerie.

[@marybethkramer6475]

Omg🥺🥺🥺I love you, where were you when I was a teenager?!? The kid who sent flowers, that was the sweetest!!!

[@liarodriguez9119]

The stories with fucked up dads are genuinely concerning...

[@DaSpartanProductinos]

Noel having chaotic good energy giving the pep talk of the lifetime to that guy is amazing. I knew he had a heart🤣❤️

[@TheBanana93]

What is wrong with being single for 10 years? I am 28 and my god I wish I had spent the last 10 years single I would be a lot further in life than I am now! Good on him!

[@drewskiwest5284]

the dad giving his little girl lingerie in RED was essentially a mad christian household