Bert Kreischer Answers The Internet's Weirdest Questions

[@AnswertheInternet]

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[@ellstackeradventures]

:)

[@manofeire4945]

Funny as fuck, my ribs r killing me give this man an Oscar 🏆

[@taylorsmuin5298]

You guys did your math wrong you forgot leap year

[@thetayterminator1436]

Now I know what quicksand & time stop porn is thanks to this hahaha

[@joshuahales7551]

This guy looks exactly like that comedian Bernt Chrysler

[@momobobo5430]

Kert brystler

[@garretshook3911]

Dude same thought! Could be related?

[@jasonnorton4468]

Burp Cry-Shart

[@joshuahales7551]

@@garretshook3911 could be. Possibly cousins.

[@joshuahales7551]

@Drennan Campbell hi, you're hope?

[@alfonzo9289]

I would love to see Bert and his cousin on a podcast, after those 2 stories alone. Anyone that can shock Bert with their antics, is on a whole different level.

[@eriksolce7000]

Bert hosts one of the longest running podcasts

[@sisyr5615]

@@eriksolce7000 yeah but is his cousin on it?

[@alext7t604]

eyyyyyy

[@Wwattz]

The abe and ari podcast.

[@anthonyzullo]

Rhan vehnolds van wilder was adapted from a news story about bert.

[@Mperkins813]

They aren't "frozen, they are actors just pretending" well gosh damn bert...thanks for clearing that up

[@foolapprentice3321]

I like "gosh damn" because it almost isnt blasphemy and then it is

@@foolapprentice3321 Except no, it is not. Neither is "God damn". God is not God's name. It's His title. Not name. It's like saying "President" instead of Trump. You cannot take the Lord's name in vain when you're not even USING his name.

[@foolapprentice3321]

@ google the definition of blasphemy

[@foolapprentice3321]

@ lol you sure? Humor me

[@traywhitsell5159]

True fans know the Machine can't read. He memorized all of those flashcards. They just look like hieroglyphics to him

[@Isaac-od4rm]

They're essentially Charlie's dream journal from iasip

[@jcarson3721]

"You have to remember, I was giving an interview in a language with which I was unfamiliar with their alphabet"

[@kodamatthews9016]

star circle hashtag shoe

[@makerstudios5456]

They taught him to recognize certain symbols like Koko the gorilla. “Burt want raindrop drink!”

[@brendtman]

That's some funny shit

[@SportsTalkLive13]

2:40 is the embodiment of “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

[@dadams106]

i'm not saying anything, but as soon as over 150 dollars are involved, I am no longer me and I wish you to respect my choices

[@mugzie3989]

5 dollars for hand sanitizer? He’s really living in the past

[@ruskiy7]

lmao

[@nicholassnider1486]

Id get two 4 lokos

[@HicktownHero3030]

Moonshine

[@armpit_farts7327]

3.50 for a tall boy was what blew my mind... I though NY was an expensive place to live, damn.

[@kaitlyns9972]

Nicholas Snider exactly what I said lol

[@VexillariusMusicEDM]

Has Bert ever completed an entire thought

[@brento4605]

Vexillarius he’s working on it

[@justinbeagle5805]

Well, where he ends it, it's completed. Who wants to think more than that?

[@Sickwithit355]

@@justinbeagle5805 Not Burnt Crystals

[@eriktorres6994]

He just goes through the best parts of multiple thought then there's not much to finish anyway

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

Nope

[@Larsove8]

*Q* Bert, what is your favorite colour? *Bert -* So, this one time......

[@jcrumrine7816]

"Qbert,what's your favorite color?" Qbert : "#@+-&%"

[@SilencedPlasmaSnake]

I felt that

[@TheRacingMonkey]

I love Burnt Chrysler!

[@matthewabdel-missih281]

Same but I think Bret Crystals is way better!

[@travisinthetrunk]

About damn time you guys had Bert on here.

[@travis7350]

I’m not saying Bert is Hitler all I’m saying is they have never been in the same room together

[@michaelmorgan6674]

hhahahahaahhaahah

[@PancakeProduct]

Okay, Norm.

[@ryansanchez319]

He robbed a train with Hitler in Russia

[@teknacious]

High key tremendous

[@christianvolland9194]

😂😂

[@uncommon0belief]

I think Bert Kreisher is the only one that went all in on ask the internet Lol!

[@EdoKwin]

He actually just rolled with everything straight off and had fun. A lot of other people overthink it.

[@Protectobot]

When he said 'ask' the internet, I thought maybe he was already drunk 😝

[@jamesmason7979]

The Time Traveler's Wife thing was equal parts hilarious and touching.

[@TheWalkingDavid]

James Mason glad I didn’t have to type this. It’s a great movie. Underrated

[@GinandGrapefruit]

Bert should call his new new special “ a tall boy and a black and mild”

[@nicfoster4094]

this comment will always be underrated

[@jawnjacob7573]

Idk why he chose a tallboy over a 40 though. A 40 of Hurricane or St. Ides and a black used to be my jam in highschool.

[@user-eh3jb6qf1y]

@@jawnjacob7573 the breakfast of champions

[@BertaRawDawg]

Best part is having the setup on this one not be perfect. I feel like the kid gagging and throwing up + the camera falling over happened on the most acceptable episode. Bert seems like the most down to earth, don't treat me like a celebrity kinda guy.

[@markrasta9046]

Forrest Harvey he’s a compulsive liar and fake laughs and brags about his success

[@1492Jam]

Mark Rasta You just described every stand up comedian ever

[@ericrenquist6494]

@@markrasta9046 I agree that his bragging can get annoying. One time on Rogans podcast he went on and on about all the awesome shit he's done, riding motorcycles through Veitnam , ziplining five billions miles an hour etc.

[@MrJamesohh]

@@markrasta9046 he has never had a "real" job, of course you would brag about that. He has taken the piss his entire adult life and people paid him to. That is worth bragging about.

[@thedeafgenius]

Kid is a pussy and shouldnt be working at barstool.

[@KineticTaco]

Bert is dying on the inside even thinking about a seltzer water with the sunset 👍

[@trippwhitaker1809]

If $5 doesn’t get you drunk you’ve never bought 2 four lokos in Florida and funneled them both

[@Laizerdisk]

The season finale of the revival of "I Shouldnt Be Alive" is gonna be your story

[@Lamm2910]

2 for 5 all day

[@alefever93]

@Let Tice Hand Grenades ain't shit

[@alexstroud3854]

Yeah, he must be losing touch with his Floridian roots. I'm in Georgia but I'd go to Quick Trip and grab a $3.50 bottle of wine, that'll get you somewhere at least. Or get like 3 cans of 8.5% Schlitz "The Bull". I'm a drunkard on a budget XD

[@kaitlyns9972]

Tripp Whitaker my initial thought lol

[@vipinsanthosh2764]

New special "hey big boy" out on Netflix. Gotta do your work for you Bert

[@deshaundozier]

Vipin Santhosh watched half and it was ok.

[@sleepeasyfriends3149]

Vipin Santhosh it sucked

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

I _loved_ it! His youngest daughter sounds so fun.

[@jamesl3426]

deshaun dozier Secret time was better

[@For_The_Watch]

Bianca Bloom I thought it was really good as well. I was in literal tears when he was taking about his 2 favorite things to do with his gun 🤣🤣😂😂

[@theduder2617]

Fingers crossed for more with Bert! He tells an entire story with every answer. It's awesome! lol

[@benjohannes7873]

Brent Crystals is THE best person for this game

[@nutty5127]

Ben Johannes burp chrysler

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

The only thing funnier than that guy puking is when Bert dry heaves himself.

[@user-zb6lg1xj3k]

2:06 “but they’re not actually frozen!” Hahahah no shit Burnt

[@addisonjacoby]

I love how in depth he goes into the questions

[@ShivaRainchild]

We already know the answer of the question in the thumbnail.

[@jaygroomes1357]

More comedians need to be more interactive like Bert rather than just answering the questions boringly

[@1untamedbrain]

You can tell he's authentic. He's just naturally a person that pulls in the entire room when he's speaking. He has what they call a magnetic personality.

[@elias6570]

1untamedbrain it’s a shame he’s so racist. He could do really good things with his career if he hung up his klan hood

[@daddumleitgames6019]

E lias how is he racist lol?

[@kayamorris3144]

daddumleit games I’m curious as well

[@perrywinklefartsniffer6630]

@@daddumleitgames6019 ask tom segura

[@iann399]

This is by far my favourite one 😂😂😂

[@OdinsSon22]

They say women talk more than men, berts an exception.. he talks more than 10 women combined

[@taedo7661]

Other folks just answer, I love how Bert actually puts serious thought into his answers. It's great.

[@lerrickduque4152]

This is what the world needed in a time like this🥺 greatest episode yet

[@SportsWithSnacks]

This guy is a legend The machine forever😂💯

[@lightt5209]

The "would you rather be drunk 24/7, or never drunk again" dilemma is one that alcoholics face literally everyday. just saying.

[@dragonflybtchbauer7655]

Time Traveler's Wife IS AMAZING! I didn't know I would like it so much. I think their wedding day was one of my favorite scenes other than the one Bert mentioned

[@pogosticksrreal]

That Time Travelers Wife synopsis legit made me start crying

[@nzajflynn]

I've watched a bunch of these, noone else holds a candle to Bert.

[@jamesjemo4954]

Thought I was going straight to the drunk question but stayed through the whole thing, never laughed this hard in so long

[@jackygreenhow9889]

this us so funny! the behind the scenes interaction with bert is the cherry on top

[@Barry-Sweaty]

Burnt Chrysler looks like he hasn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in weeks, love you Burnt

[@hidorikadoom4776]

I like how he makes just everyone around him talk more and more it’s friggen hilarious

[@Winterknows]

I just watched your Netflix special, it was amazing! I laughed so hard my husband thought I was crazy!

[@TheeOrdinaryBrown]

Bert freakin' TAKES OVER a room...

[@simonmckendry9298]

This game was made for Bert. Loved his new special.

[@rnajarro11]

YES!!!! FINALLY YOU GOT HIM ON!!!!

[@DeadInTheFace]

ray najarro he been on

[@michaelabulman8451]

I almost didn't recognize him with a shirt on

[@Protectobot]

DAMN, I guess someone had to beat me to it. He's very proud of his beer belly ^_^

[@robertjmckenna]

Been binging ATI episodes the last few days and one of the best.

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

How to know you've got an alcohol problem: not understanding that being drunk and never having a drink aren't the same thing.

[@batmantoast8013]

Definitely one of the best guests on this show!!!

[@ColejoeBRO]

He could’ve bought a Four Loko and chugged it. Anyone gets smacked off those!!

[@matthewrossilini5808]

Lorenzo's Oil. I don't cry, but that movie was gut wrenching

[@cxh6779]

8:50 I believe he’s insinuating that he is currently doing that 😂

[@LetsBuild_withBabyByrd]

"IM CATCHING LOADS!.... is he puking? Cant think about catching loads?!" LMFAO 😂💀😂💀😂

[@eriktorres6994]

"I'm hearing a lot of 'forever' talk" lmao Imagine doing rehab for some hard AF drugs and then you can't even have a drink anymore ever 😭

[@blackmass5846]

This is the best interview right now omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@In_Case_Im_Fake]

Hey producer! let's get on that spill! that green is leakin cuz!

[@galenleslie5768]

This is the best episode I've seen this guy is fantastic!

[@kaptainhugz7695]

I am so impressed that Bert was able to go 17 minutes without being racist

[@Brandon.Murphy]

Kaptain Hugz what about at 2:17?

[@ogfunctionn]

@@Brandon.Murphy not racist at all lmao. He simply couldnt do a Japanese accent so he did another. Hows that racist? Fuck outta here with your nitpicking bullshit

[@Brandon.Murphy]

Function I was joking

[@aleonel1745]

Berts really one of the best comedians there is lmfaoo

[@MrBob2212]

I was brushing my teeth to this and spit so much toothpaste out when the host yelled “you can finish in a nicer place than IN HIS ASS” 😂

[@lovetownsend]

Good Will Hunting, the hug scene. Only movie I've ever cried to. It's like Berts answer, when it hits you personally

[@ri1079]

What they didn’t know is that Bert was hammered here and nobody knew

[@mbrady8946]

One of the best in this series!

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

God damn I love him. His new special had me roaring laughing. I love how he really considers the questions too, looking at both side and picking them apart. That’s some top notch critical thinking buddy.

[@timestamptramp6192]

This is my new favorite channel, subbed!

[@poyoloko1961]

If ur gonna have bert on here he better be wasted

[@brandonolson7507]

He was shit faced on Legion of Skanks last week and it was rough

[@baileyoneill8123]

Bert getting math explained to him and it just saying [Explains Math] is classic

[@edithmr21o]

"My daughter is going to search me someday say 'i miss dad' watch this and be like 'wtf'?" Awe dont say that we want you around for a long time

[@michaelperez3413]

Abe “ who couldn’t stand to do a little bit better huh “ bro I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

[@staceydiggan805]

I would break my hand to get out of Dave Matthews Band...🤷🏼‍♀️

[@theananyo]

Thanks for the recommendation, Bert.

[@mikeridgland4783]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Bert doing barstool content..but what I would give to see Joey Diaz come on ATI or some other barstool series .

[@missnerdynurse5923]

Mike Ridgland oh FUCK YES. I fuck love me some Joey Coco Diaz!

[@Akrafes]

2:03 "Magic Japanese word. Right?" HAHAHAHA God dammit Bert I ve cried laughing

[@SvgeMars]

I’ve only ever seen 1 of this guys jokes, but after watching this, he seems hilarious. Just saw his Netflix special, gonna go watch it. Any other good specials he has?

[@steph_hunt6007]

He has a stand up called "flying dildos" hilarious

[@etangbose4755]

All of them

[@SvgeMars]

@@etangbose4755 lol this was forever ago. I’ve went and watched most of them haha

[@ricklee4220]

This is the best thing I've watched in a long time

[@AnxiousStacker]

Bert and his cousin would be the best duo to just go out on the town with, would be constantly cracking up. Matt and shane would be the best to stay in and chill with, bert and his cousin going out with.

[@s.d.3236]

What movie made you cry? This clip at “fire in the hole” while trying to not laugh at work.

[@zjp692004]

now my favorite episode! love bert

[@pmurpmur]

anybody else think the mark in the bottom right (just left of the logo) was a smudge on their screen and tried to get it off?

[@sonintrepidus]

Best kind of guy to do this sort of thing

[@ArmyofBulldogsProductions413]

I'd rather brake my hand than go to a Dave Matthews concert.

[@brandoncarter1173]

I'll break my hand and still go to a Dave Matthews concert.

[@savehimgffff1777]

Why? Their live concerts are awesome!

[@teknacious]

@@brandoncarter1173 damn right and possibly a future millionaire

[@ScottWaa]

This is my favorite interview since he did that morning tv show.

[@dereklasker5350]

This the best one next to biznasty and Cody ko/Noel Miller

[@Rob_021]

LOL man cooking show is awesome

[@RealJaydensmusic]

2:19 Slave owners when they’re deciding who to buy

[@erichodge567]

This guy's hilarious, but I can't afford to lose this many brain cells.

[@Madzblr]

Bert is the best at this sort of thing he actually takes time to think about it instead of being like uhh idk.

[@TheDoomWorm]

Im watching this on Home Office... I really hope the IT department isnt recording my microphone

[@julenguerrero1353]

We need a part 2 please 😂 this is the best one

[@Nail0000]

Bert is literally that chillest, happiest dude you’ll find on the internet, I feel like he have an unknown ability to light up the mood of every room he enters

[@ignaciocamacho5564]

Yeah too bad he fucks dogs

[@noahdickinson6975]

this is the absolute best one

[@MrEarwick42]

Bert “this one time/wanna hear a story?” Kreischer

[@bigmrmacharward]

Best episode of this show ever!

[@gracehampton7036]

Why is it that instead of explaining the math they just wrote “explains math”

[@besidju3938]

Best episode yet!

[@pepespliff8980]

Every stoner has talked about having the weed stat we always talk about I wonder how much weed I've smoked in my life time

[@dakodatrumble4981]

Too got dayum much

[@pepespliff8980]

@@DistractedArachnid yeah I always think that I could have my own house with a nice car and have holidays and all that but I guess that's life

[@mugetsu8580]

One of my top 5 favourite comedians

[@MrTamiller07]

Bert "I had 5 beers yesterday morning" Kreischer

[@michaelsaxonson251]

Bert is so good in this format

[@antonyohara]

how much is a tall boy like seven bucks? wow rich guy moment

[@VivaLaGolf42]

Antony O'Hara I wonder if this is also because everywhere he drinks (LA, big cities, airports, hotels, etc) have super inflated prices compared to “normal” cities

[@coldpocket1988]

You can get a four loko for less than 5

[@lowkeykeylow5526]

1.89 for a tall boy of hurricane here in Washington state

[@stephanlasley5781]

“Like Lucy in the chocolate factory” 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@wolferine6466]

My names Bert Khrischshshsher and I’m going to have liver failure soon.