Theo Von talking to women for 12 minutes

[@HaydntheSpartan]

‘Not today’ - theo making sure he wasnt becoming an overlap 😭😂

[@Rudytrue]

😂

[@lupomena]

crazy how that whore can just admit to acting like a prostitute for free and feel empowered

[@sukaenacornelius9285]

Not surprised. Americans with that fried voice.

[@volcoff007]

THAT was a good "check yourself" moment! =)

[@Crazylab1616]

Can't wait until she is 52 and she is overlapped

[@andrepena4738]

Overlappin is crazy 😂

[@thomassouthard4861]

💯

[@christianolson8543]

In a perfect world we would shun people like Chickenfry. Seriously. Not good people

[@brucebruno842]

It takes 3 months to break/make behavioral patterns and thinking/feeling patterns. This is why at the 3 month mark people are settled into a new job, career altogether, home, school, etc... Good Dr.s don't like to prescribe narcotic medications longer than 3 months, because of this. People SHOULD take at least 3 months in between relationships to shed old baggage, process and learn from the last relationship, and to get back to being them and just them to get back to themselves. It saves soooo much time eventhough it sounds like it would take more.

[@nexusobserve]

Women have the luxury to not have time in between relationships. Simple as. dont try and preach@@brucebruno842

[@jpk9902]

ho speak

[@andyrevo19]

She really coped herself into thinking cheating is overlapping lmaoo what the hell

[@robertstone9988]

Shes hot something tells me being a cheater isn't going to slow down her sex life or affect her options for a sexual partner. When your hot you can do what you want. The world is made of 2 people, people desperate for a hot partner and hot partners. That's a power imbalance no body talks about. The person with more options in the relationship dosnt have to play by the rules. She could have a nother you in a second you have to kiss her ass and put up with her shit calls you will never have pussy of that quality ever again. I say get her pregnant and ruin it for the inevitable next guy.

[@jppennypincher9051]

I don’t think she’s all that bright.

[@stevencamp69]

Trash bag thinking lol

[@johnnyparsnips7641]

I mean it is, on a technicality, but it's intent-based Cheating is always overlapping but overlapping isn't always cheating Like how all squares are a rectangle but not all rectangles are a square

[@Lolerburger]

@@johnnyparsnips7641 Time to get some fresh air bud.

[@spacecoastkid5033]

"He looks like a strong shellfish would kill him. " 😂

[@DKray7]

In England we would say 'he looks like a weak breeze could end his life"

[@INvertPb4Life]

Yea that one got me too LOL

[@nicherman6759]

Telling your bestfriend girlfriend “your laugh is beautiful too” is crazy for the internet 😭😂

[@Garett.1214]

She is for the streets anyway.

[@Soda_Dreams]

Top 30*

[@quotascript]

LMFAO bro had to slip that in

[@ethandoe8652]

He straight up asked her if he could have a chance if anything ever happened to Bobby bro was off the rails on that pod

[@zesty8652]

@@ethandoe8652 he was down so bad, he's just too real

[@NatGreenOnline]

"and I don't say that in a bad way" - Theo every time talking about Bobby

[@UmamiPapi]

"He's a crusty little goblin man, with love."

[@TrumpsTrashTruck]

While totally destroying that dude the whole time lol

[@tb4704]

Testing her... she had nothing to say to any of that. Theo exposed her and then they broke up. Theo had no value in her being on his podcast... except to look out for one of his best friends. He fell on his sword for Bobby, because none of us knew what he was doing or why until after they broke up. Theo is extra level friend

[@timbocf76]

​@tb4704 this is news to me. How did Theo play a part in that? I saw Bobby say a while back it was because he was a bad bf and started ignoring Khalila

[@HH-gv8mx]

What’s the deal with their relationship? Are they really friends? And how does Bobby get hot chicks?

[@apelincoln1616]

So basically she gets passed around the friend group like a basket of bread

[@demitrisolvinski]

and dies alone

[@michaelturley3457]

More likely tears the group apart by being a hoe.

[@kennedysan1045]

Filth

[@ILoveHam88]

In my day we used to call that a “homie hopper”

[@ThaOriginal_Q]

We've all had a few of those girls before. They're the best.

[@strangewayz.]

Theo said “I WANT TO BE MARRIED” like he had to convince himself lol

[@shedzproductions8262]

😂😂😂 theo so fucked. Love the guy

[@at752]

lol

[@thegrayjedi5202]

No he was reiterating the statement, he thought she was asking HIM to marry her lol. He was realizing he heard the question wrong

[@Toki52]

Theo had to push aside the thought of being locked down with a cheating whore like her.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

I wish so badly people just stopped trying so hard to want things they don’t want

[@daearff]

The homie hopper acting so chill about destroying friend groups is textbook narcissistic/sociopath behavior

[@reneesaenz5878]

No that’s psychopathic behavior

[@chaosvii4605]

The homie hopper lmao

[@mr.tellithowitisz]

She smashed steiny from nelk after smashing Bradley Martyn so im not surprised

[@Fortress500]

The eyes give it away her eyes are dead.

[@Flyingjaffacake]

Had exactly that vibe too

[@willvr4]

Male or female, if you see someone hop into another relationship immediately after leaving their previous one...trust me, there was an "overlap". A lot of people (usually women) treat relationship like jobs...they already have been interviewing for the next one and have it lined up before they quit their current one.

[@Mr-214]

Patrice o'neal

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

monkey branching

[@CamKnoppMusic]

Also if a girl cheats on her partner for you, then she will also cheat on you if you get into a relationship with her lol

[@willvr4]

@@CamKnoppMusic Yeah, I've never (knowingly at least) been with a girl who was in a relationship other than some text flirting...but if we hooked up, no chance in hell would I ever be able to trust her enough to date her.

[@nah3193]

They keep backups on deck too don't fall into the trap

[@moelopez1204]

“God didn’t put him down here at 100%” 😂 Theo is hilarious

[@stopShoutRunCry]

“That cheetah must’ve been strong!” Had my dying!

[@badadviceforfree]

Love how he slipped in 'you have a beautiful laugh'.. he likes her for sure

[@AtomSavage13]

Wild that he likes his “friends” wife..

[@genevieve-gh3lp]

Not married

[@lilascharmante2712]

Caught that too

[@shmink2]

"You would really have to prove yourself" "I would not be able to" 😆

[@michaeldematteis3409]

Yeah you’d have to prove yourself to the women with big man tattoos all over her.fuck off mate

[@wertrocks123]

"Burlesque, ambient sound of a man" - honestly, that doesn't make any sense, but is somehow an absolutely hilarious combination of words

[@nightmoose]

polite way of saying "wet beef fart of a man"

[@CrayonsYummyYummy]

Ambient sound took me out hahaha

[@liamkerr7183]

I think that just describes the daily asmr of Don Frye

[@KXNG_08]

“ I thought you were asking me to get married “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonys8448]

😂 it went right over here head that one 😂😂😂

[@VegitosTrainer]

Nah Theo saying Bobby looks like where diarrhea originated from is crazy 😂 even if my best friend says this imma be a little sad hahahah

[@michaelluciano1980]

God damn 😂

[@rockyevans1584]

That means it was the Chinese again

[@MP-ky3hc]

Said it to *his girl* too!

[@chinaman1]

​@@rockyevans1584or the Mexican.

[@rockyevans1584]

@chinaman1 does Theo call Bobby Mexican too?

[@joshuaduenas4969]

“I could get a new job” lmao

[@p0ddie]

The explanation at around 7:00 is the most elaborate, nice but honest and stern way to tell someone to bark up another tree. Nicely done, miss.

[@jkc.adventure]

Yeah I really didn't think Theo was trying to move on her until this ep. Probably the first time I've seen a shitty side to Theo and yeah she handled that really well.

[@julydays4194]

​@jkc.adventure it was more of an ongoing joke at the time, he made similar comments in front of Bobby in a few previous podcasts. After they broke up, Bobby even gave him props for not making a move like some other colleagues had

[@jamesnelson8469]

Was kinda mean tbh

[@succhiami]

please never try reading into what someone is saying ever again. you probably think a "hi" said with a higher tone means someone wants to go deep inside. 😂

[@nicoleibundgut534]

Bark up another tree. What a funny way to say the situation. Definitly gets in my box lol.

[@superandy2k13]

1:24 so you're a homie hopper

[@tylernoble8137]

She doesn’t even realize the true meaning of what she’s saying 😂

[@salsavillo9146]

Nailed it

[@jasontillack8266]

She's a cheater and just trying to justify it however she can 🤷

[@dustinmarshall879]

She's hot but apparently moves like a Scallywag

[@chinqlinq89]

Literal embodiment of what guys are afraid of in some of these ‘modern’ women. Constantly seeking greener pastures instead of trying to put any work into the relationship.

[@rare5960]

⁠@@chinqlinq89 there’s no reason for pretty girls to try with a normal guy when there’s always gunna be a richer guy that’s willing to wife you up and give her everything she wants. Or even be the rich guys side piece they would much rather that than be the main girl for a normal guy.

[@chinqlinq89]

@@rare5960 That’s the problem. What myself and many others are speaking about is this modern day where girls who become women compare their lives to those on social media. Theres no argument that it warps their minds, reality and expectations. The bad ones ‘for the streets’ are the weak minded ones that will leave a potentially great person for someone else that can validate or give them that higher status they can claim and brag to friends and family, but more importantly to their followers. That mindset is insatiable and not sustainable. They will keep chasing greener pastures for their artificial version of contentment until their personal superficiality runs out of fuel. Then they’ll realize how many potential good men or people they burned in their path to chase that black hole instead of putting in effort and awareness into what they had.

[@troyt6864]

Denile is not just a river in Egypt. She'll Love her cats in the future.

[@Yeehaw019]

"You guys come from a background that has a lot of street food" 😂

[@NotCollectedNorCalm]

"what's barrage? that's french right?" - theo von 🐐

[@vanmax1363]

“Is this a proposal?” Theo the number one Gaslighting King 🤴

[@olliepope5775]

Theo hardcore flirting with Bobby's girl is outrageous

[@curtf9813]

That’s all to troll Bobby

[@b4Sed1593]

@@curtf9813nah he definitely is into her. Troll or no troll, that was Bobby’s girl for almost 10 years. Nasty behavior

[@curtf9813]

Idk how y’all can’t see that he’s joking around. He’s talking about being the pallbearer at Bobby’s funeral and swooping in on her after he’s gone.

[@curtf9813]

@@b4Sed1593 He also does this type of stuff right in front of Tommy..it’s funny

[@parissuleyman2958]

Diabolical

[@calebmorales6288]

Theo saying to Khalyla that she’d make more sense with a 6ft man then cutting to Theo telling Nikki that he’s 6ft is crazy 😂

[@colecampbell1906]

I don't believe for a second that he's 6ft lol.

[@quincymiller782]

same hes at least 7ft @@colecampbell1906

[@carlosbonilla4537]

@@colecampbell1906he is. I was surprised to find that out too. I always figured he was short.

[@slothymango]

​@@colecampbell1906he is, at least, it's surprising but he is

[@colecampbell1906]

@@carlosbonilla4537 and how did you find out, was it just a matter of him saying so?

[@mattdoliver1984]

My Autistic friend thinks Theo Von's name is The Oven .....The Ovon

[@diegoquiroz5166]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[@chinqlinq89]

The O’Von if you will

[@matthewnesfield9884]

Have you corrected your friend or left it as The Oven??

[@user-tz8el7tk7z]

Is the autistic friend actually you?

[@mattdoliver1984]

@@user-tz8el7tk7z No I'm dyslexic......Dyslexics of the world Untie

[@hobobum1216]

"he looks like where diarrhea started" 🤣🤣

[@OakAthainNerin]

Theo is a genius. He hides it even better than Norm

[@Anthony-kw4en]

Norm?

[@OakAthainNerin]

@@Anthony-kw4en McDonald

[@Anthony-kw4en]

@@OakAthainNerin no idea

[@OakAthainNerin]

@@Anthony-kw4enwell now you have the name so you could probably look it up and then you’ll have an idea 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@bigcedarranch]

Im alot more into Norm than I am Theo.. but feel like Thoes a kind of genius in his own right...

[@actionsonobj]

I love how he thought she was literally asking him if he wanted to get married to her

[@cathalmcdonough5247]

Haha. “Oh I thought you were asking me”

[@bjbnhghgjg9427]

well he didn't, he acted like he did for comedic effect. he's an intelligent comic.

[@juiceboxbzrk]

Man was just covering his bases

[@StanHowse]

"Not to a Cheater!" lol

[@cjay2001-s1c]

@@bjbnhghgjg9427 you sound fun at parties mate

[@jackbeucher7071]

Theo talking to khalyla is the most awkward podcast of all time

[@stephenr85]

The outtakes I saw at the time just made it seem like Theo was actually making a pass, which actually pissed me off, but when I watched the full episode, I got the sense that Theo was just fucking with Bobby.

[@randylahey5463]

@@stephenr85 I would be more weary of Khalyla than Theo. One of these people cheated on Bobby Lee and their name isn't Theo.

[@aceofspades6667]

His pod with Kh was way long ago when Bob and K were in solid ground and him and Bob were just becoming friends

[@disturbed157]

​@@randylahey5463do you think Bobby Lee is a good person or something? As if theo and his ex need to keep him pure? He's a fucking degenerate

[@stephenr85]

@@aceofspades6667 If you move in on another man's girl, you are disrespecting both of them. It's a garbage move, ethically and professionally, whether you're good friends with the guy or not. If you know a lady is in a relationship, you should respect that boundary, and if she doesn't, she's not loyal in principle or worth your time.

[@connermudd934]

“the cheetah must have been strong”😭😭😂

[@mackenziebarefoot1913]

“You feel like family” Sadness and Sorrow starts playing in the background 😂

[@tj8210]

"I know one guy, hes not a detective but he'll find out" hahah

[@hexit7777]

Theo tryna snake khalyla while acting oblivious is hilarious

[@treyglodis148]

Idk I lowkey don’t fw it

[@jkc.adventure]

@@treyglodis148 Yeah I watched it back a couple times, that's some dog shit man.

[@ANGELOFDARKification]

Think he was just playing up to the bit because he didn't make a move on her after her breakup with Bobby.

[@hexit7777]

@@ANGELOFDARKification Theo doesn’t strike me as socially aware enough to “play” anything up for a bit.

[@ANGELOFDARKification]

@@hexit7777 I'm pretty sure he's acting up to it. His whole career is based on playing up to his southern upbringing.

[@hackattack7811]

Overlapping? Lets call it for what it is. Cheating. And if she's cheating on her boyfriend with you, shes gonna cheat on you with someone else. Shes not stopping with you.

[@domri4203]

Some guys are happy waiting for their turn.

[@catcat9582]

There's a 50 percent chance statistically. Just like with a person who's history u don't know

[@anywallsocket]

Yeah doesn’t sound like that friend group was all that traditional anyway, let people fk around if they wanna - tryna hold an individual for yourself forever is more weird if you ask me.

[@jazay591]

If it's a friend group all the guys are probably in on it, and are taking turns. She's not relationship material and neither are the guys passing her around.

[@afv571]

Lainey Wilson has a bright future behind her

[@zaynes5094]

@afv571 I see where you're going with that. She really does have a thick one though.

[@alejandrogn4]

😆

[@MP-ky3hc]

She seems nice. I don't know much about her though, and a big rump does also put me at ease.

[@Icanbacktrailers]

You might want to double check that. She’s doing better than you

[@alejandrogn4]

@@Icanbacktrailers lil bro doesn't get jokes

[@abnormaltexan]

I love out of all the people he’s interviewed Laney Wilson got Theos humor better than anybody he’s had on. I think that Louisiana in both of them really showed. She is funny!

[@JoshAllenberg]

People in the south dont take themselves so seriously. Thats what I noticed living in the north, people always feel the need to appear intelligent or academic. They can't just roleplay a dumb story for shits n giggles

[@davesullivan8073]

I love watching this guy. there’s just some sort of innocence about him but he’s really cool too. It’s like he’s 14-year-old when he’s talking to these women and he’s just so shy. It just cracks me up. I’ve seen some of his other interviews with guys like Hulk, Hogan, Dana White and they’re excellent too.

[@AcidAroma]

He’s interviewed the Hulk and Hogan?? I must have missed those episodes

[@SkooterMcGavin042]

@@AcidAromathat’s what I’m saying. I’m aware of who the Hulk is, but I’m kinda excited to see who this Hogan fella is

[@naughtguap3832]

He has interviewed so many people at this point, it's hard to keep track. Bill, Burr, Jordan, Peterson, just to mention a few. I could go on.

[@succhiami]

3 of the most unfunny people to ever exist just so happened to find this comment. no luck, Dave.. no luck. :'(

[@TWI-WII]

@@naughtguap3832 lmaoooo

[@germanreactionchannel3574]

"I know one Guy He isn't even a Detektiv, but He fcking, He find Out" 😂

[@GandalfTheGay98]

Nice spelling

[@jeremyinthewild]

I'd have to see how you functioned "I would not function well" Eventually you would have to prove yourself "I would not be able to" 🤣🤣

[@zacharyperez2427]

Overlapping is crazy! Sounds like the next guy is just next in line🤣

[@EL-ee4cz]

Wheres the line?

[@zacharyperez2427]

@@EL-ee4cz lmao🤣🤣 the streets, my friend

[@uhskippy23]

Next to bang, not relationship lol

[@anywallsocket]

Hey some people don’t wanna tie themselves down, I think that’s fine. If you got cheated on it wasn’t meant to be fam, still hurts tho, I get that, gotta communicate your needs you know.

[@ChristisKing77777]

Shes gonna make a great cat mom once her looks ware off and she expires.

[@thomasoday7375]

"do you wanna get married?" "Not today" BRUH LMAO

[@jont0315]

Theo funny af. "He not a detective but he'll find out......" find out what Theo🤣

[@jhatgotagat300]

Yoooo the end the end🤣🤣🤣 “I would not be able too” bruhhh🤣🤣🤣couldn’t even fake it anymore lololol REEEE

[@Wuisini]

Proposing to Theo Von during the podcast is wild 😂

[@xxbodycountxx7626]

"That Cheetah must have been strong."

[@austinhembd6263]

Buying a malt line is just classic Theo. Totally understated and forgotten but absolutely fire on point

[@JohnBricksmith2048]

"He looks like where diarrhea started" 👏🤣 yo thats highly offensive 😭😭💀💀

[@CountDoucheula]

Ikr? Diarrhea definitely started with some random jeet

[@DeleriousOdyssey]

Theo is so transparent with Khalila. He was crazy in love with her, lol

[@introspectah]

Not at all in love. He was desperately seeking for validation; trying to figure out how she could be so attracted to Bobby but not him? Made him so insecure, even more. To consider that at least in her eyes he might be less attractive than Bobby while in his eyes and according to the norm he sees himself as typically much more attractive to Women than Bobby is. This alone was crushing him. Not some deep love for Khalyla: rather a deep awe of her timeless Beauty and the serious value her likeness to a Goddess represents. Poor Theo just wanted some validation from Mommy Earth.

[@juandirection8820]

Lmao wtf is this crap? Weirdo comment

[@HolyCodzta]

@@introspectah Or he was just shit testing his friends girl

[@BasedTexans]

He's in LOVE

[@VaderHades]

00:44 yeah that's cheating...Overlap, let's destroy someone's life for some years, but hey it's just an overlap. 🤣

[@sushmag4297]

Damn, absolute scumbag behavior. Just end it with someone if you don't wanna be with them anymore. I can't stand women with this kind of mentality. Only caring about themselves.

[@styxrakash4639]

It’s called monkey branching

[@gabrieltulli1766]

When lainey wilson's picture showed up on the screen, theo didnt even hold up. He just said: WOW

[@wheeliewheelie1]

Here I am wanting to end the year laughing so doing a Theo Von binge the whole day...😂😂😂

[@capwb]

WE NEED A BOBBI ALTHOFF AND THEO VON INTERVIEW, I WANNA SEE BOBBI FALL IN LOVE

[@leilaniz5909]

What? She's gross

[@thetroubles1229]

Theo hating on Bobby 😂😂

[@chrisreale4326]

theo was like 12 or something when dvdasa was going how crazy is that

[@fpromax02]

“Overlap” she’s a side chick 😂😂

[@dankoverloadtv1409]

Theo was movin mad with khalyla 😂😂😂

[@troyt6864]

And she rejected him. Which means she wants to f him.

[@tomstone5110]

You would too but nah. She's a super freak

[@isabelmontoya9797]

Well she eat booty so…🤷🏻‍♀️ male booty at that 🤢

[@R0C4I]

@@tomstone5110 Poor Bobby

[@michealhyperion3023]

@@tomstone5110 nah shes got arbys

[@sankoelritmo]

'overlapping' between friend groups without realising she's actually getting passed around the group. 😂

[@Laura-oe2dl]

and likely enjoying every minute of it...what one man lacks, another makes up for and vice-versa. All she's doing is what every man wishes they could do if they had the ability to get as much unrestrained access to sex as she clearly does. "passing around" is literally just 'sex whenever and wherever she wants'.

[@alex45041]

7:15 do we have any sad music cued up? 😂

[@zerotoninn]

😂😂😂😂

[@Samwisedragon]

" a strong shellfish would kill him"

[@PinkCrystalTea]

I bet Theo really thougtht he was being asked for his hand in marriage 2:10 LOL

[@bklynman100]

That second chick doesn’t deserve anyone

[@meighty7080]

The way he said, 'I want to get married." Was so forced its hilarious 😂

[@cuhzlightyear8151]

"I know a guy, he's not a detective but uhh 😑 he'll find out😑" 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@Bezmenov93]

Second girl admitting she's for the streets, no shame at all. Disgusting times.

[@R3cklessExo]

She was delusional like any other women like her, thinking she was in a relationship when all the dudes she dated knew she was easy and just wanted a f k and dump

[@Icanbacktrailers]

Ok incel

[@troymcclure681]

​@@Icanbacktrailers relax simp

[@Icanbacktrailers]

@@troymcclure681 good one. Simp or incel. Nothing in between. Either way, they don’t want want to touch Troy

[@Laura-oe2dl]

men get so triggered when women admit to doing the same thing men do....no one would give two shits if a man said the exact same thing she that she did

[@lvup7907]

Someone needs to do a nature style documentary on female behavior

[@troyt6864]

Mutual of Omaha special. 😂

[@Kesslerman1]

Someone needs to do a nature documentary on Theo von

[@drphalanges1520]

"Female" tells me everything I need to know about you lol. Hope you have sex one day

[@UmamiPapi]

She explained it perfectly. She collects semen from different males at will and yet will never mate. The current male painting her beef curtains white is never enough when compared to the theoretical "perfect man" that just may be the guy she just started talking to. She only factors what she thinks she gains. She's a parasite.

[@marcedmunds2063]

How about a documentary on Theos brain lol

[@benjaminreed1485]

"You have a beautiful laugh too" holy fuck!! 3:42

[@bensheard3969]

I actually lost respect for theo from that. He's cleaning up scraps

[@jaxsong2867]

Theo is so smart people just assume he is dumb His humor is so deep

[@bensheard3969]

@@jaxsong2867 he is stupid he's just using every braincell in his body to hit on one of his good friends girlfriend because he clearly has no morals when it comes to women

[@benjaminreed1485]

@@bensheard3969 He's being sarcastic pal!

[@bensheard3969]

@@benjaminreed1485 doesn't matter this whole interview screams flirting

[@danilo.castelli]

"He actually looks like where diarrhea started". I love Theo Von's brain.

[@mo-issa]

"He's not a detective but he'll find out"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sushmag4297]

She marries a guy and if she finds another guy 3 months later that she likes better she will cheat? Wtf is wrong with that person, wowow. She's basically saying she's never loyal. If a better guy comes along, she will just jump ship. My jaw literally dropped. Do people actually think like this?

[@finnfeaver1196]

3 weeks buddy. Cursed thinking lolol

[@zzekrom2834]

once her looks go i wonder who will be the one taking care of her. I rlly hope she has someone in her life that loves her enough to take care of her when her assets fade.

[@amazing175]

@@zzekrom2834 is that a trick question? its gonna be no one

[@JW-28]

She is very thot like. Shes the girl u just pass to your friends.

[@realhusky]

Yep lookup ENM.

[@joshknight8973]

When K said that people say Theo was the side piece, closed his eyes and just imagined everything he would do to her... lol

[@bhaskarkakati]

Theo Von unleashing the Dark Arts on poor Bobby Lee

[@lettherebelamp5102]

2:11 there’s something so deeply funny to me about Theo responding to a normal question as if he’s being casually proposed to.

[@sensibilities1]

“God you have a beautiful laugh too..” 😂

[@Gunner4D]

Theo Vonn - "That cheetah must've been strong." Talking about Lainy Wilsons butt. 😂

[@xLordSpicy]

The way goes top 50 then 40 then 30, you can't rehearse that. He's so naturally quick and hilarious its unbelievable

[@bartniem9]

It's disgusting how people open up when you don't judge them

[@StevenMuayGrande]

It’s disgusting when you can’t open up period

[@federicogarcia9470]

why it´s disgusting, wtf? im missing something?

[@johnlennon1155]

What’s disgusting about that ? I imagine you’re incredibly sad if that’s your outlook on life

[@nathanlamb3163]

You’re disgusting

[@bandzkafka6031]

Lmao

[@BrotherYarmoth]

"I'm just saying...that cheetah musta been STRONG" 😂😂😂

[@LunaLoveBad6969]

Theo is fighting for his LIFE with the last girl. Give it up man 😂😂

[@gregred88]

That Polish bad boy 🤣

[@The1stKing]

0:51 what a lovely human being. I bet every respectable man is tripping over to date her.

[@dsegui85]

Sad thing is she’s dating Zach Bryan, one of the most popular country artists right now

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Bobby is one of my 30 favorite people. 😂.

[@Brenda-uf8pk]

Her: do you want to get married? Theo: not today 😂

[@trainmanhawaii]

This whole thing was flipping hilarious...😂🤣

[@adamsylvan]

4:10 "do you wanna get married?" "mmm not today heh"

[@CharlesRyu]

10:51 That cheetah must have been strong

[@jaderhuff81]

Gaza Strip had me rolling 😂

[@SMGWARCHIEF]

6:30 LOOK AT HIS FACE👀! THEO SO HYPE ABOUT THIS😂 6:37 😭😭😭 6:53 🪦🫡🫡🫡 7:50 😂😂😂

[@naughtguap3832]

LMFAO

[@generalwrecking]

“ I usually just date my friends “ 😂😂😂. Remember that next time your girl says hey I want you to meet my “ friend “ John 😅

[@noneya2096]

The term he's looking for is 'monkey branching'. It's a common woman tactic that they evolved to ensure constant security and protection. Essentially, she will not break up with a male without having another one to latch onto already in place.

[@UmamiPapi]

Similar to a parasite.

[@david7384]

they didn't "evolve" it lmao they just have no morals

[@catcat9582]

I've seen men try to monkey branch to me why is that a bad thing??

[@noneya2096]

@@catcat9582 Women don't produce resources, they extract them. So you can't compare a man and a woman here because when a woman does it she's securing resources and taking them from men with nefarious goals in her heart. Your example is just a man trying to F as many women as he can...he wasn't taking resources from you, its not even comparible. You comparing men and women here is like all those 40+ year old women who are very successful and will be forever single because they don't understand that the things that make men attractive are not the same things that make women attractive.

[@doubledont4949]

People in the comments are acting like she's a murderer or some shit lol, I've had it happen to me and after awhile you just gotta realize we're all fucked up in our own way and forgive and move on 🤷‍♂️ Cant hold that hate in your heart forever especially when none of us are perfect and we all hurt people in our own ways from time to time

[@JerryFlowersIII]

The right person isn't the one you meet, it's the one you've known.

[@MikeHawk8008]

Love your daughters, fellas

[@shannonhealey704]

"Death looks for him a little." Damn. Right there.

[@InfectedoOG]

Theo & that girl were just roasting Bobby lmao

[@SEH_ARTGOLD]

Theo: I love Bobby, he's my fif-four ah hmm thirty top favorite people.

[@alucard4772]

5:20 theo shoots his shot xD

[@m.o.5291]

The girl who gets passed around the friendgroup is proud of it in 2024 ahahaha.

[@rayrivera1830]

"That thing has diarrhea all day long" "He actually looks where diarrhea started" Jeeses xD

[@jerrycaughman6324]

“He looks like a strong shellfish would kill him”. I’m dying.

[@2204-u4c]

Have some respect to yourself 😂 11:49