Joe Rogan Experience

Theo Von is a stand-up comic and podcaster. He is the host of "This Past Weekend with Theo Von" and one of the hosts of "The King and the Sting and the Wing." www.theovon.com

[@shannonjmsn2011]

Dude the way Theo described that damn swing took me out "its like a floating chair that 2 people sit on that's connected to chains" 😂

[@sesharp6]

Out of all these re-uploads, this is the best one...hahaha...fkn Theo is insanely hilarious. "A fucking floating chair, like two seats together with chains" no one else in the world would describe a swing like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jennSalvate]

😂😂😂 belly laugh

[@jennSalvate]

​@brandihillcom I think Theo's character is always honestly him. He's funny as heck😂

[@user-rg1if4ss2k]

​@jennSalvate this will be. a relly humungus laugh for you then!😂 🤰😂😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@longfellowthefirst5065]

@@user-rg1if4ss2k wtf

[@ayylienn]

I wish Theo was a reoccurring guest on Joe's podcast. He's truly the funniest human being ever.

[@shawnburke6715]

Theo has his own pod cast. " This past weekend." Give it a watch! Theo is my FAVORITE!

[@ETAisNOW]

Well he’s been on like 10 times so yeah lol

[@trey934]

Joey diaz is the funniest human being alive today in my opinion. Theo von is next. I like Tom Segura and Bert the machine Kreischer also. Ari Shaffir not at all. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are funny as hell also. Shane Gillis is good at times. Jim bruer hilarious always. Chappelle is funny too. Other then that I don't find very many other comedians funny. Joe rogan is far more funny on his podcast then his stand up is.

[@alexlandy7422]

@@trey934 Theo is a million times funnier than joey diaz

[@JackJackson-NBN]

The shaman is above them all

[@GenXgirl969]

“You put a condom on and the other person is still looking at their phone.” LOL Theo & Joe are the funniest duo on planet earth.

[@Joy-zv9hy]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gelleganza]

3 mins in and laughing my ass off already lmao

[@lamaradkins4678]

Man listen to the Theo von Joey Diaz podcasts. Had me at work literally screaming laughing

[@theodddish1846]

He caught Joe good with that

[@vexrich]

I would prob kms after that or something, walk out at least

[@foilhattiest1]

"A red dot will show you exactly where that bullet will go" "And when it turns green is that when you shoot?" 😂

[@Bullet44]

Bro's a trip on point! 😂

[@911scimitar]

and rogan didn't get it lol

[@johnrutter3985]

i was gonna tye the same thing haha

[@SharHolt-x6p]

This is when I realized that there truly is sexism. If a woman asked that, y'all would be in hysterics. Joe would have giggled. Change my mind.

[@johnrutter3985]

@@SharHolt-x6p joe would have still responded respectfully and we would be in hysterics cause we were in hysterics when theo, a man, said it. Go home

[@onetakethekid]

I feel like I have friends when I watch this 😂

[@I.pray.to.George.Carlin]

I feel ya bro

[@dl-2]

Real

[@MikeStivicATS]

It's like taking your morning dooky and you find out it's a one wiper.heartwarming...

[@jc666jc]

Sometimes u just dont be similar to ppl and cba wasting ur time with them when they offer no thought provoking chat.. listening to this podcast is always thought provoking sometimes hella silly or funny but its all thanks to Joe Rogan asking the right sht and prompting the right ways hes a legend for that and getting some class guests on

[@davidsalinas9]

I'm over laughing along then a commercial pops up and I'm like oh. I'm actually all alone

[@Don-QuixoteDoflamingo]

Bro said it felt like someone was playing legends of Zelda in his lungs😭☠️ I swear he says the funniest nonsensical shit

[@MyNameIsNotPatrick]

Lol he's talking about Breath of the Wild. 😂

[@Chris-cf2kp]

That's like the Jabu-Jabu level, based on his generation he probably played oot instead of botw

[@islandb0i]

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[@islandb0i]

@@MyNameIsNotPatrickhud😂😂iii😅i 2:51:10 kpu to do that ou

[@brandonlowman1934]

You think it’s nonsensical until you actually research it

[@sibukowane4473]

the red dot turning green when its ready to shoot joke is underrated

[@rolandcarrasco2717]

I wonder if he was joking or really didn’t know. I had to go back to hear him say it after reading your comment though 😂

[@Drrewsterr]

@@rolandcarrasco2717 i promise you he genuinely wanted to know the answer to that... LOL

[@rolandcarrasco2717]

@@Drrewsterr I figured so because of the way he said it but it did sound pretty dam funny though lmao!

[@sibukowane4473]

@@rolandcarrasco2717 lol nah theres no way he wasnt sure about such a thing

[@ilyasanzo]

It's not a joke but it's hella funny came from Theo

[@VicelikeMouse69]

Joe casually dropping 200 episodes into my subscription

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

Maybe for the people who've not seen a majority of his content.

[@Boston_Shovinstuff]

Right 😆 I'm just goin ... whaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@survivaltipsandtricks4042]

I was gonna say, a Theo von episode with only 4.6k views in 4 days is wild

[@txbow88]

I know i seen Theo Von just dropped and was like I have a new podcast to listen to with one of the best guest. I’ve already seen it.

[@ilikecinema1234]

​@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Think they're re-upload specifically to get the videos on Spotify onto KZbin

[@aaronkirwan585]

When he said “ it’s like when the other person is looking at their phone while the other is still putting the condom on” 😂😂😂

[@susan7414]

As a female I love listening to Joe and his mates. I feel like a fly on the wall listening to men hanging out having fun. 🇳🇿

[@EETSTHECREATOR]

You are. Welcome 🇦🇺

[@pregerzoreo4886]

Are you Joe or his friends lmao​@@EETSTHECREATOR

[@susan7414]

@@pregerzoreo4886 yeah what a dick couldn’t even get my flag right I’m a kiwi not a Aussie.

[@Mxssv94x]

Same here 😂

[@dariuscedillo634]

​@@pregerzoreo4886yes he is 🥱🥱

[@Factagram755]

Joe making 3 hour podcasts every 3 minutes is all the convincing i need to try alpha brain

[@rippedchan]

Haha

[@nickphaux]

Not entirely related but Alpha Brain is actually in a serious lawsuit due to their false claims about what their product does, just figured id share

[@Factagram755]

@@nickphaux woah! Really? Lawsuit filed by a customer or competitor?

[@noturdad5354]

My brother did lmao, he was 16.

[@donathanbaltierra3755]

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[@PopsRMe]

"Kiwi puberty" & Cinnamon divorce". How the fu*k Theo comes up with these on the spot always kills me. True genius & national treasure.

[@slampersand3145]

🥇

[@SharHolt-x6p]

@@PopsRMeI know it's an old post, by why do you think it's "on the fly"?

[@BallietBran]

​@SharHolt-x6p I'm not them but just guessing it's probably because it sounds so off the cuff and casual like one would come across as when sharing a new thought vs it being well thought-out beforehand.

[@mattierichandthefellas5977]

1:12:08 "Didn't you interview Robert Kennedy Junior?" "Yeah, his voice is getting better" 😂

[@RealtalkTruesay]

He said "his voice is getting better... I was just texting with him" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@erikaLS305]

💀💀😂😂

[@sepetemat31]

Theo is the king of being naturally funny.

[@Crakbby]

The RAT KING

[@justaguy5366]

Have you met WIll Sasso?

[@raerae6043]

I love Theo Von, he truly deserves happiness and peace of mind. Great to see him on the podcast!!

[@davidsalinas9]

His point of view on fighting his depression actually helped me out. Best thing to do is just resume your life. Stop focusing on the negative

[@ChaseDmusic1]

Did anyone else hear when they were watching the Dracula movie clip .. (32:02 ) Joe says " oh he turned into a bunch of rats " Theo says " Gang Gang" and you can hear Jamie laugh in the backround?! 😂 😂😂😂 I had just take a sip of my drink and I spit it all over my car windshield!!!! Theo is effin goated in my book!! extraordinary

[@StephanieRae99]

That part cracked me up too.

[@terryfinley4979]

I caught that! 😂😂

[@BallietBran]

Nice comment and catch.

[@blindbunker777]

Rogan not getting Theo's jokes is the funniest he's ever been

[@Zaneishere11]

He's known for not picking up jokes at all, weird since he's a 'comedian' 😂

[@joewilson6546]

Shiiiineee that light on me, I’ll sip and tell you my story🗣️

[@Chickennoodlesoup4you]

Theo is hilarious. His delivery on the most insane wacky lines are underrated.

[@busymuntu7153]

He doesn't try be funny

[@theodddish1846]

Unmatched level of comedy genius

[@corbettmishaps6000]

theo was on fire the whole time

[@navnishbhardwaj3436]

Bro watch theo and dil timmon latest.

[@Jose-wd6kn]

he was probably on crack too

[@BallietBran]

I've never seen him not on fire. He's truly a legend and naturally so funny and a comedian.

[@True_Yarn]

You can tell Theo doesn't want to hit that cigar, but the sake of brotherhood, he will smoke it for Joe 🤙

[@Samtheman1889]

To the point it actually looks awkward haha

[@BallietBran]

Well-said.

[@BallietBran]

​@@Samtheman1889He probably has smoked very few of them in his life that it looks that way.

[@spencercarlisle3346]

Jamie had the best line of the podcast. When they’re talking about the vampire movie and he goes. Same as the exorcism shit right? Just get a priest and yell at it lmao😅

[@josephspagnola9884]

Right in the beginning "its like when you put a condom on and the other person is still on their phone." 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with this man. Theo is too much😂

[@theodddish1846]

He's too much but i can't get enough

[@LowKeyLoca]

"Say someone's deceased, right? A deceased woman. & they're pregnant & you're starving ...do you think you'd go over .. & see if there's any milk in 'em?" 🤣😭 LOOL fuckin Theo, man! 😂😂 👌

[@LifeOfMasson]

Theo Von is a gift to humanity lmao

[@jopo7996]

Jamie, pull up the entire back catalog.

[@darriangario3447]

Lmao

[@WhiskeyNeat92]

😂 it’s so cute how nervous Theo gets around Joe

[@corrosivesprings9526]

Theo said the smelling salts felt like somebody was playing legend of Zelda in his lungs as I was playing Oot🤣

[@Ivantheterrible495]

Smelling salts gave me ptsd, felt like I was gonna get a headcannon reaction from smelling some damn paprika and other spices

[@iamatlantis1]

*song of time* That's a classic

[@juliuspekar7620]

Man that theo is one of a kind. Right in the middle of a conversation " contractors need to step up their game, people seeing through walls". There is no one that does it like that.

[@thewarhammer8707]

Their is some good comedians that come on here but when joe and theo are together this is truly the best. Please get him on more!

[@Christopher-eq1yw]

Theo is one of the naturally funny people ever.

[@BallietBran]

I completely agree.

[@deliveryboy]

First time In like 4 years I’ve watched this much Joe Rogan- he’s been dropping some bangers.

[@i3enj462]

People dont seem to know whats going on. The reason so many episodes seemingly got uploaded a week ago and nobody got notified isnt a glitch, or a shadowban, or anything of the kind. When Joe went to Spotify his team will have made the episodes of the podcast private, and now hes back on youtube they have been republished, so when you go to the video it says it was uploaded 7 days ago, however on his channel they are still listed in the order they were origionally uploaded. Starting to bug me seeing everyone coming up with conspiracies about youtube trying to silence the podcast so I'm gonna somment this every time I listen to one of the freshly reuploaded Podcasts. Hope I helped clear things up.

[@thesaleslady]

Thx for explaining for those that dont know

[@DivideByeZer0]

I thought it was pretty self explanatory. Especially since full episodes of his podcast haven't even been uploaded on KZbin in years.

[@crystalbuckner6883]

Thank God you’re here to clear that up! 😂

[@RICKELLE13]

When Joe laughs at theo, it sends me

[@skosh6359]

Rogan’a laugh is as fake as he is.

[@crazyrmj2580]

@@skosh6359you sound like a hater

[@skosh6359]

@@crazyrmj2580 i don’t hate Rogan, but I’m really disappointed in him. I’ve been listening to Rogan’s podcast since 2014. I’ve listened to thousands of hours over hundreds of shows and I still listen religiously. Rogan is two people, pre covid and post covid. Before covid he had on interesting guest from all walks of life. Now he has on right wingers 90% of the time. The fact that he considers Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, the Weinsteins, and Alex Jones friends should tell you everything about him.

[@graceb3934]

​@skosh6359 it sure does - it tells me that he has his head screwed on 🤷‍♀️

[@Mini_Rig]

@@skosh6359it made him aware of a few things he wasn’t previously

[@Mephilis78]

Theo is Joe's best guest

[@DETay999]

Joe and Theo are a very unique dynamic duo😂

[@tfdtaz987]

“I don’t remember that good at the moment “😂😂

[@kevmac3573]

Theo’s mind is epic I’d love to run around in there see wtf is going on 😂😂

[@paulssebanakitta860]

Never seen Theo so comfortable with another host

[@girlmance]

You haven’t seen him with Bobby Lee??

[@sensibilities1]

Joe loves his shows & movies 😂 Theos just like “oh really… wow”

[@Tailfeatherz]

I've never heard of Theo Von but I've never laughed so much. 😂 A porch swing...omg

[@michellemartinez108]

“You gotta ride that bag” 😂😂😂😂 hilarious

[@marionholtzmann6872]

I knew a landlord in NY who when he couldn't get tenants to leave, he would wait until they were out, then pack everything up and haul it away, change the locks and leave a note "come to the office to get your stuff" and that was that. He called it "Bag and Drag"

[@tnitty9317]

Joe casually getting everyone addicted to salts 😂

[@BallietBran]

Facts. He just had Andrew Huberman do it recently for the first time too. 😆 🤣

[@jaizernadal]

You could've told Theo NOT to inhale the cigar smoke 🙄

[@SharHolt-x6p]

When Crowder kept telling Joe not to inhale cigar smoke when he taught him, Joe just scoffed and said I inhale everything. Now he's an expert 😂

[@Stoic_Poet]

he did tell him but then compared it to cigarettes which is confusing lol

[@SharHolt-x6p]

@@Stoic_Poet not the one I saw. I just rewatched it the other day as Joe is replaying his old podcasts. Joe made a joke comparing it to his pot smoking. Whatever though. Don't care 😁

[@mistiemerritt6376]

Damn I was so excited I thought this was new 😂

[@amusingkiwi1981]

So did I 😢😢😂😂😂

[@networkdude1332]

That Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie is amazing. One of my all-time favorites.🎉 And they are right Winona Ryder is just such a beauty

[@juliuspekar7620]

When we smile like we did when we were kids, it's very good for our health. Theo does that for everyone, but i love that he does that for comedians. I mean it's cool to hear a comedian laugh like that. So easy to see they love being around him

[@ReneeB5]

Theo is such an innocent spirit… and sooo funny! But I pick up every once in awhile a sense of sadness/loneliness from him. I hope he does find peace & happiness… sending love 🩷

[@noahclark8335]

i think i just realized the mullet is a hair farm for the top of his head😂😂😂

[@feliciaalbanese3338]

Omg I’m trying to sleep I’m laughing 😂

[@slickfawn4579]

i feel like they’re moving furniture in my dna baby😂

[@vexrich]

that was underrated af

[@shawnburke6715]

Theo is the BESTEST EVER!! Thanks for having him, Joe!

[@honorableag2779]

"I'm jacked on this stuff" lmaooooooo

[@chappelle23]

“I’ll fuckin sweat on your children.” Two days in a row Theo has me dying lol I watched a different time he was here and he said “I’ll watch your whole family eat dinner…” 😂😂

[@BallietBran]

Both those comments were hilarious! I just heard them too and thought they were comment-worthy too. What a legend Theo is. So much to the point where I'm guessing not even Theo understands how naturally funny is and perfect his delivery is.

[@dereckparra146]

Joe Rogan and Theo Von is the best combo 🔥

[@chrisp8748]

I LOVE the way Theo’s brain works! 😂 He’s the best! Funny, smart, and gorgeous hair. ♥️

[@BallietBran]

His hair truly is the greatest.

[@destinymunoz2336]

Theo: "you have such a knack for remembering things. You're so good at it" 2 minutes later, Joe asks Theo for the second time if he ever smoked cigarettes....after Theo already answered it and told him a story about smoking a ton of Newports after a girl broke up with him.

[@barbiesergio7663]

Theo is like the funny guy in high school who makes you laugh constantly till your stomach hurts, but now has a show.

[@stupidplayr2112]

Jesus man I guess I’ll watch this pod again

[@rancewhite9312]

“I burned my sister once when we were doin fireworks…and nothing like that’s gonna happen in my family again…” 😂😂

[@Iainttrippinyouare]

I pass the time on long drives by listening to this podcast. It always makes me laugh out loud like an idiot 😅

[@BallietBran]

That's when you know the material and video is truly hilarious.

[@user-lv1gk2ck6p]

“Outrun the zombie or get it dizzy”🤣

[@BallietBran]

Right?! What a unique thought process and ideas Theo naturally comes up with. 😆 🤣

[@coolbeans6357]

Joe dosen't do therapy, he does podcasts

[@Deadinternetzero]

Let me try vanilla again... because I didn't taste it that much.

[@jasonmacdonald27]

THEO IS THE GREATEST COMEDY PODCASTER EVER!!!!!!

[@ItsTay420]

we need another joe and theo podcast

[@BabyDan1]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh todays shift finna be litt hell yeah another Theo episode

[@b00nDAg00n]

“a mild veterinary thing” 🤣🤣🤣 i’m so dead

[@ryline666]

But did you die?

[@actech9208]

I love these two together, I wish they would do it more!

[@mrsbee5056]

Theo: Shotgun might not kill em right? Joe: ummmmmm lol

[@DTWCT]

Lmao buckshot is devastating

[@BallietBran]

​@@DTWCTTrue. 00 buck also does serious damage. The size of the metal balls is much bigger and packs a bigger punch than buckshot which are more smaller and bb sized.

[@MrFrenzykid]

The reason fasting is good for you: your body converts carbs and sugar into energy. If you fast, after 2-3 days without carbs and sugar, your body will enter ketosis and will use stored fat to convert into energy instead. 5-7 day fasting is healthy and very good for weight loss. After your body enters ketosis you actually dont feel hungry, will be more alert,full of energy and youll sleep great.

[@chrisdawson3859]

I did a 40 hour fast once. Felt amazing. I really do need to get back into it.

[@BallietBran]

​@@chrisdawson3859I used to intermittent fast all the time in my early twenties and it did a great job of regulating my weight. I'm 27 now, almost 28 and have gained a few pounds since those days. I'm gonna hop back on it soon again. It's so easy to do and extremely effective!

[@gctdonyre]

I swear this feels like a reupload.

[@awsonbarrozo310]

I swear it is to, I heard theo use that headphone condom reference before

[@ganja-0242]

Right

[@Martin_Mare]

I think it is , the condom reference was at the start last upload aswell. Glad its not just me haha 😂

[@kepvanderweijden95]

It is

[@rylo667]

look at bottom of description

[@gtrslinger6262]

Theo"s humor is so unique, hilarious.

[@444CASH]

14:54 "Play this, Jamie." *Gunshots*

[@money1032]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@NorCalTC]

Joe just completely ignores Theos question about moving buffets 😂 classic Joe

[@mdw.444]

Can’t get enough of Theo 🤣

[@on6pm]

Joe:"oh foreigners" Theo:"foreigners or mentally fcking unwell" Joe: "mentally unwell?" Theo is full of surprises😭

[@AlexandruCurca]

RIP OUR FEEDS AND THANK YOU JOE FOR ALL US ON KZbin 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@patriciacastro8235]

jamie just freaking out and screaming " oh my god" 🤣🤣. poor dude lol im glad he's ok

[@teresemarinelli9421]

Gary Oldman was amazing!!!

[@StoreRunDotCom]

"he was NOT a licensed samurai!" GOD BLESS THEO!

[@spyfox260]

Thank you Joe Rogan for blessing millions of peoples’ subscription feed for a day.

[@gpw6287]

Joe and Theo are the best podcasts I've heard. Interestingly engaging and very funny. 👏🏻

[@AngelOfDeath1986]

The best zombie movies of all time, 1) Shaun Of The Dead 2) 28 Weeks Later 3) 28 Days Later 4) Dawn Of The Dead (1978) 5) World War Z 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️.

[@MissHempstress]

That you put my favorite zombie movie as number 1..my absolute respect sir. I love the zombie movies that make fun of itself or like Warm Bodies. Where it goes a different direction. 😂

[@AbigorRealm69]

Train to Busan, Rec and Day of the Dead too

[@iamatlantis1]

6. Zombieland

[@outdoorloser4340]

Theo is my best friend from the internet.

[@groovyy007]

How is he posting previous podcasts now, but they’re still listed as being a long time, but also says it’s uploaded now????

[@Activatedv]

Yeahhhh that’s weird

[@suniixxsav]

Most likely privatized uploads then when the Spotify deal finally let him upload to KZbin, he just let it rip

[@jonsage5486]

I like his style…..he took that Spotify cash…..and now going back it’s original home…….nice dice Joe…….still don’t have or use Spotify

[@jadooki]

@@jonsage5486well so the fuck what? You get to see what we all have seen for months now. No need to beat around the bush on you being butthurt. Just be happy

[@navnishbhardwaj3436]

​@@jonsage5486exactly. Rumble or jewtube. Nothing else

[@kevinekabeza8083]

"I don't remember that good at the moment." LMAO

[@BallietBran]

Gotta appreciate how genuine he is and his comments are. They're truly off the cuff and naturally hilarious!

[@ScootLoops616]

Ooh how did i miss this one? Time to leave work early to "take my parrot to the dentist" or some shit

[@deannamathews9102]

If you are ever having a bad day, listen to this podcast with Theo and Joe, it doesn't get any better than this!😅😅😅

[@Todd07307]

Theo solves the downfall of the American😊 workforce. Get rid of weighted blankets.😂

[@alexismp3087]

Them watching Dracula is giving Mystery Science theater 3000

[@iamatlantis1]

Whole body with table.

[@sensibilities1]

Joe come on that hawk and crow video was gruesome man don’t play that

[@Pucker-it-up]

Theo- "does it turn green?" Lmao 🎯 💚

[@katyalexis6410]

This is so much better than Matt Rife lol the vibes are vibin over here

[@ivcmom75]

I love these 2 together 😂😂

[@QuickFacts-1-1]

💯 Legends!!!

[@Jhanna1]

Your hair looks fabulous 😂❤👍

[@therandomxplorer8933]

This is exactly what I needed to forget all that stuff Terrence Howard tried to cram in my brain

[@roniorio9626]

I feel like the “bro you’ve changed” is the next biggest one liner to come Theo! That’s the next shirt my guy

[@amusingkiwi1981]

I ❤ Theo so much 😂 he makes my day every day