Theo Von vs. Chris Distefano - Opie Radio

Theo Von and Chris Distefano go at it for an entire show.
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[@stonedatsafeco]

"Chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" holy shit 🤣🤣

[@sparkfx5874]

Theo has the best nonsense off the top of his head sayings. Like his actual stand up jokes are funny, but just listening to him talk in general is more hilarious and doesn't really translate to a stand-up set.

[@beastythunder]

@@sparkfx5874 it translates really well in his stand up Saw him live 2 years ago and his stand up legit made me fall out of my chair cry laughing and his podcast makes me giggle at most lol

[@freddymeisner]

Chris looks like a guy who played basketball in high school and still talks about it

[@adamcarter4297]

hahaha I saw on his instagram he posted a pic of him playing on the basketball team in high school

[@PordanBJeterson]

No, basketball was the right call

[@Cheek1969]

sits and the end of the bar in his I'll fitting high school jacket, talks bout how he could've gone pro, promises to help you move...then throws up on himself

[@Bubba503]

JohnPaul Cosby lies

[@ceceavalos1363]

Fucking great 😂💀

[@JohnSmith-jb8rb]

This right here is the difference between growing up in New York and Louisiana.

[@nsaiswatching]

you mean new yorkers are better at insults?

[@mikezayas324]

Exactly, Theo is a great comedian , but got roasted. He hasn’t left LA in monthsb

[@rezendogmorales3747]

@@mikezayas324 roasted??? Half of what they were saying was garabge. Katie Lang was his best joke.

[@mollymojave484]

New Yorkers are just louder lol

[@whereverigothereiam3078]

Yeah, Louisianans grow up. New Yorkers, not so much ... 2019 and Chris still hasn't had a mature thought in his big head.

[@ChuckTreble]

I love how Theo called his coke break diarrhea.

[@robertmckeeverii6038]

as he cleans his nose in the next scene.

[@TheBrightlightlion]

I always get diarrhoea when I’ve been doing coke tbh

[@TheBrightlightlion]

@Gonzo Papers 😂

[@phoenixalpha146]

LOL It was so obvious!

[@saldiaz176]

😂 that booga suga.. taking jacket to go to bathroom 😂

[@hern38]

Theo 100% ripped a line of coke in that bathroom break, man couldnt stop touching his nose after hahaha

[@roxie8024]

Some people are so sensitive in the comment section. And simply don't understand comedians. This was great, it's what comedians do all the time they shit on each other. Plus they're both great friends Chris did Theos podcast, this was very funny! 😂

[@danielg.s.8811]

They're just roasting each other lol

[@willieschick7315]

Exactly!!! People acting like this was serious

[@uncleiroh4650]

Nah son, Chris definitely prepared those jokes to go after Theo😂😂😂 Of course it’s not serious, but comedians usually go this far when there annoyed at the other person. Clear as day Theo was hella caught off guard

[@ianleonard3264]

This is what funny people do meanness is the medium of funny. Its harmless brutality and how excessive and clever it is just makes it hilarious. And it makes everyone tougher and quicker. Listen to patrice ant and jim on the old show its perfection

[@russBwright]

People see “vs” in the title and immediately turn into WWE MMA mode

[@Aiur]

" you look like a deaf guy who goes to the gym" 😂 theo over this hack anyday

[@BigPat6521]

Aiur that was about his only good insult.

[@christianvalle4188]

Too bad Theo got destroyed here lol and Theo's wack anyway. He tries too hard it's cringe sometimes.

[@netwrok42]

@@BigPat6521 "You look like an octagon having a tough month"

[@Doorito_]

They’re both good comics why call him a hack and if it was roast battle the so called “hack” would’ve won by a lasndslide

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

Hamez sb Nah bro not a landslide. I agree Theo lost this one, but I don’t think it was by much.

[@FanYarnla]

“You look like a octagon that’s having a tough month” 😂

[@raulaguilar4602]

Theo just looked he got caught by surprise. And Chris didn't let up😂😂

[@MitchMBowring1]

Theo: you just said that. Chris: yeah and it crushed. 😂😂😂

[@TheBuddyChrist]

People are acting like Chris sat up at night writing a roast about Theo. Chris probably thought about it on his way over there, given the show they were on and he's Chrissy anxiety and Theo was probably thinking about why frogs ribbit. It's just what it is. I fucking love them both.

[@jonathannauck7453]

Theo is way funnier than Chris. Sherrod and Mad Cuban are radio cancer.

[@AbbaZaba00]

All true

[@BigPat6521]

He's always very funny, but in this kind of shit talking theo lost by a lot. He's just not ready for this pace of comedy.

[@stevenfluitt6935]

@@BigPat6521 pace of comedy!?! Those idiots weren't even saying anything funny but they laugh their asses off so east coast morons think its funny. Theo is way better than anyone in that room

[@BigPat6521]

Steven Fluitt you're not reading my comment. But yes those insults were funny, Theo got smoked. He needs practice in rapid shit talk.

[@comegetthathitter6935]

@@BigPat6521 yeah, third grade insults. I don't think Theo can operate that poorly.

[@joannt2298]

Team Theo!

[@BigPat6521]

Our team lost, lol

[@cosmicgalaxy101]

Shut up, he lost 😂 team COMEDIAN

[@jackblackfan4202]

I don’t think Theo likes the competitive roast sessions but that goes to show how good of a comedian he is. He can stand his ground even though he’d rather be having a funny and interesting conversation instead of a battle

[@lockandreload]

Theo can have interesting conversations, not funny ones

[@lockandreload]

Theo can have interesting conversations, not funny ones

[@YourMarvelRival]

@@lockandreloadyeah we saw both of your comments neither any more impressive or correct

[@Zaddy69wake]

​​@@YourMarvelRival gottem😂

[@camarowland4]

Theo for life

[@juanbillion4273]

For sure.

[@MrAngusyoungistheman]

Gang gang!

[@MetaLeir93]

Theo out roasted Theo fans cannot comprehend that

[@beenrue5672]

This Chris nerd didn't throw out one funny or creative insult but he thought he was killing because a washed up radio host and hack comedians were laughing

[@CadillacCush]

Chris absolutely demolished him

[@quinn6786]

If you could ever meet yourself you would hate it

[@whereverigothereiam3078]

Epic line. True to core ...

[@SonnyTheCat00]

“You look like a deaf guy who goes to the gym” is the best roast ever.

[@opieradio]

hilarious

[@gramforgramarmwrestling6742]

Theo wins, talking louder doesn't mean anything.

[@ryabm1404]

he didn't even have one better then "this zipper on the back of my neck looks cool"

[@mikeyjdoogan2805]

nah chris' roasts were funnier i disagree

[@BaconNCereal]

Chris destroyed him here

[@user-mz9sb5ib1z]

Distefano seems like a weakling in this video, Theo took the jokes like a good sport, Chris just got mad and started yelling "shut up"

[@justintee3241]

Blake Smith are you kidding lol they both got each other pretty good

[@christianvalle4188]

Theo got destroyed honestly lol

[@xavi9565]

Chris just trying to bite off Quinn's trademark shutuuup but can't pull it off because he lacks timing and class

[@denisbejtja9937]

Did you just watch another video?

[@ramonw9430]

Chris's jokes were funnier.

[@mojosooner]

The Michigan St. helmet line was the best!

[@cam_squarepants]

“It’s for safety you idiot” best line by far.

[@pointlessopinion611]

Theo's vibe is indomitable. Dude's such a positive person he probably isn't used to ppl who's only attractive quality is being a douchebag

[@Shaner373]

positive? he's always making fun of people. What are you talking about lol, he started this back and forth with chris

[@christianvalle4188]

He was about to get smoked by Eddie Bravo for talking shit so idk what you're talking about? Lol

[@MetaLeir93]

Either that or he got out roasted. Don't do mental gymnastics around that fact

[@decentdude1086]

They’re friends. They went and had dinner right after this. You should Chris on Theo’s podcast. You can tell they love each other. Even gave him a kiss.

[@hankriseshill1898]

Bro it’s just east coast shit like honestly that wasn’t bad at all it was all in good fun

[@brotoswaggins6238]

lucky chris, if patrice was only here ..

[@dannyvaldes3441]

Obviously we got a lot of Theo fans in the comments here. Chris roasted Theo

[@BigL721]

Theo fans who seem to be teenagers who don't get the concept of roasting your friends lol

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

Haha I love Theo myself but there's a lot of hypocrites in his fan base. They love it when Theo talks shit but as soon as someone throws back they start bitching.

[@Tsmanriquez21]

This video changed Chris Distefano for the better

[@daveyschneider]

theo>chris

[@BigPat6521]

daveyschneider of course theo gives us stand up. But Chris won this.

[@coach3155]

6:40 "why dont u shave your neck, cut ya head off?" I felt the Theo wrath right there

[@rajasreekv7604]

theo got his feeling hurt.... its my first time seeing theo lose and angry

[@TheViralWizard]

He was tight lol

[@B.Rayall]

What's better than this, guys being dudes. "It's for safety" had me gone hahahah

[@austintaylor6380]

Chris looks like a pale jersey shore contestant

[@rickrocafort1658]

Pale skin Guido.

[@JackedBlack88]

Chris actually isn't funny. I'm not sure why they're laughing. They're kinda bullying Theo. Same dudes in High School who were insecure when someone came around and was actually funny.

[@docsalas1203]

They are COMICS lol thats what they do is call roasting each other.

[@avrahamadelman9815]

It's very odd that this comment has likes. Y'all are in the wrong place

[@samarisuddeath958]

Chris looks like the 30 year old guy that still comes to college house parties

[@dustinwest5410]

Love this. Should be a whole podcast just them roasting each other. 😂

[@seanbrooks4055]

i love theo way more but chris roasted him hard and Theos usaually funny weird comebacks werent as good

[@whereverigothereiam3078]

Ambushed. Sucker punched and still, in the end won the fight as far as I'm concerned.

[@herpallday1284]

Sean Brooks you’re just saying that because you look aerodynamic.

[@ImDougDimmadome]

Tamarama Link me to the video that you watched because that’s not what I saw lmfao

[@luisnieves1844]

Chris respects Theo. Listen to him on the latest bad friends

[@armandiic791]

Theo got body lol

[@axisofjustice50]

All this and Opie is still the bomb in the room.

[@willieschick7315]

This isn’t an ego thing , people acting like this is a competition or fight...lmao this is what comedians always do, stop picking sides, there are none to take.

[@ldcWhereJustFar]

We need the full show uploaded PLEASE SOMEBODY

[@marvskiigaming9853]

Chris looks like he smiles thru all emotions 😭

[@the99mistakes]

Is that a roast? It’s not a good one lmao.

[@4Everlast]

@@the99mistakes It's funny cause it's true.

[@elenibeck8067]

Theo is the only one who is still relevant today just saying

[@stooblo]

Eleni Beck bigger than ever!

[@MoarMike]

Not really true, Chrissy D is killing it

[@strictlycasual765]

How did this comment age? Not well, Chris is killing it, they're mates too

[@josef2012]

Wrong!

[@errolflynn610]

I would say Theo was in his prime around two years ago when you posted this comment, but Distefano is a name now

[@Black_mamba212]

Zipper neck killed me 😂

[@meredith_8111]

Holy SHIT the Michigan State Spartan helmet made me legitimately laugh out loud 😂

[@Eric-im2px]

"You look like Robert Denearly" Hahahahaha

[@orenthalgregoriasmudbone7988]

Theo definitely went to get a bump when he went to the bathroom that's why he took his jacket

[@ActivatedYoba]

And he kept touching his nose after lol

[@DixieWreck69]

@@ActivatedYoba not to mention twirling the mic cable around his finger right after too... boy had the freaky fingers going on

[@OBS-ip2hy]

Dang I could see that. Them dark arts are sneaky

[@sfb7884]

Nah haha more like he was thinking of leaving because he got rinsed

[@miseryisme]

@@sfb7884 nah bruh he immediately started playing with his nose when he came back and this was when Theo was on coke

[@DSPILLZ2010]

The Michigan State Spartan head shit got me 😂

[@camarowland4]

offense is a byproduct of insecurity

[@introspectah]

Oehhh, i like that. Insightful.

[@pleasantvalley85]

Only time I’ve seen Theo get roasted off guard lol must’ve had a rough night. That watch your back zipper neck line was the KO lol

[@rajasreekv7604]

he got his feelings hurt back in the radio.... especially if you look when chris comments about his pants

[@4Everlast]

That was childish at best. You got to raise that bar son.

[@Alex-kk7bg]

This guy got anything other than a haircut joke

[@ryanbates362]

He said "shut up" a few times..

[@whereverigothereiam3078]

@@ryanbates362 And Theo OWNS that cut like a true man. Chris just leafed through G.Q. and ended up looking Q! *love me my Theo

[@fibsniper786]

He said “those dumb pants”

[@kylemcgill2966]

What a terrible comparison.

[@sparkfx5874]

For real lmao. And the dudes laughing at it repeatedly was annoying. Like Jesus Christ that shit wasn't that funny and they just cut everyone off with their loud ass laughs. Obnoxious

[@samsneed7979]

I love both guys, and that was hilarious.

[@roycedot]

Chris rocked Theo

[@dannygibson2597]

This comment section just shows how many of you are gay Theo Von fanboys and not fans of comedy. These guys are friends going back and forth and it's hilarious but if you can't admit Chris Distefano got the better end you're delusional

[@marcoescobar3305]

God, I'm so glad Opie is off the air.

[@williamneyer6718]

Still waiting on that life changing Anthony and Jim podcast. Oh yeah, only the incels are.

[@lukecockburn1140]

@@williamneyer6718 incels are probably too cool for that shit

[@dsmith3]

Chris flamed his ass 😂

[@4Everlast]

You got to watch it again my guy. 😂 But it was fun tho.

[@moonshiremonopoly6286]

Agreed, Theo’s comebacks made no sense at all, Chris was cooking

[@MCNeurotiK]

Did everyone miss “You should shave your chin.” “You should shave your neck and cut your head off.”

[@caynaan]

The Robert Denearly bar was goldennn

[@greggotti9740]

Chris ripped it. Theo fans are seething. But I gotta give it to the most underrated line in the video: Theo to Chris "You look like Robert DeNearly"

[@ProudNothing]

"you look dutch" AHAHA!

[@hausmell]

theo got cooked up.found himself stumped alot. yall say chris was just louder but even when theo had a chance to talk he could'nt come up with anything good.

[@ricejacksonton9750]

@Heffe boom! Roasted his ass! Nice!

[@modigabdi503]

"He's a brain Surgeon in Somalia". Hey I'm in Somalia.

[@yappydabbad9323]

distefano destroyed theo so badly lol

[@TheColdrush22]

I love Theo, but holy f. Mrrrdrrr.

[@4Everlast]

Get the f.... This was like Tyson vs. Fury.

[@Doorito_]

These comments really show who has more of a teenage internet following lol they’re both good comics and they’re on the same side why hate someone you never met😂

[@simphiwendlovu3635]

No one: Absolutely no one: Theo Von: dude you look Dutch, you look aerodynamic 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nope_Datt]

Do these guys have beef between each other? The vibe was too uncomfortable at the end.

[@lizardsboy81westcoastshawn7]

Comedians are so hard on each other but it's hilarious

[@josephsouza9599]

Chris seems like the type of guy who tries to "win" in shit talking by getting more aggressive with it then the other guy then tells people he "won" later on

[@johnsy1eleven]

I have mad love for Theo, but he lost by a bit of a margin on the judges scorecards ion this one. Only landed couple of good shots. However, since the battle was fought in the world class jerkoff/scumbag division I'm not surprised. That ain't Theo's world, he's so far above that. He's operating up in the clouds

[@nicks4706]

johnsy1eleven lol they yelled over him. All of them are a bunch of hacks. Outside of the radio show, they would sitting on a stoop yelling at random people. Clueless ,crass,and shot jokes all around.

[@mcearl8073]

johnsy1eleven Yea, I don’t think this is Theos forte really. It definitely wasn’t the other douchebags either, they were just better at acting like it was and being loud. Theo is too nice for an insult battle like that I think.

[@Petergcomedy93]

Theo was landing golds bruh

[@BonhamsPlayinmobydickFORREAL]

Nah bro Theo won son

[@clintingram3990]

I don’t really like seeing theo Get upset. Definitely a first for me.

[@TheColdrush22]

I’m sorry. Chris murdered on this. Holy moly.

[@lestermitchell4368]

Theo doesn't like to be mean

[@lzafar]

Somebody went to the bathroom to powder their nose lol

[@Splattymageedathird]

Coming back to this

[@MMARussy]

Theo only said a few lines and destroyed this guy lol

[@lutfihasani7530]

Chris just buried theo on this one man you could see how he was getting into him😂😂😂😂

[@J_ay_Z]

the locomotive pants was actually pretty good hahaha

[@thomasambers9977]

Theos so coked up in this 😂😂😂

[@isaacd35]

Love the back and forth

[@ArthurPowers123]

Chris Distefano needs to get a new mirror son

[@Wayne_kerr420]

Or a new outfit

[@22allwanted]

Theo with a bunch of nobody's

[@powerful_smr5383]

Couldnt tell ya who this Chris guy is but all he seems to be good at is hating on people. Get a career.

[@fairyfuck8479]

hes funny as fuck as is Theo. THEM TWO ARE A MATCH MADE IN HELL

[@powerful_smr5383]

I believe ya. I'm just biased lol

[@Aiur]

Fairy fuck inner city third graders have better insults than this chris guy

[@fairyfuck8479]

@Bill Brown and you're ugly

[@dirk_o7]

Discount Kevin Smith looking boy

[@caitlynnc.k.4942]

Theo taking a ski break in the bathroom to try to come up with more roasts

[@sammontiforte7472]

Theo got smashed.

[@71sc502]

I love theo, but Chris was on a roll here

[@waloacme]

This is how the New York scene of comics used to be like. For all the people that think Chris is being just an asshole. You guys think Patrice wouldn't have roasted the shit out of Theo back in the day?

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

So true, Patrice would have murdered all these guys, especially Theo Von lmao

[@lockandreload]

Patrice would have made Theo commit it

[@neomatrix6160]

They both ROCK…Imma give this one to Chris tho.

[@MistaTea247]

Theo cried in the parking lot after this

[@fives.]

Opie Show aside, when you go and listen to a shitload of History Hyenas, it's apparent as hell that Chris went full New York and unleashed his inner roasted Ridgewood Catholic kid on a game-as-fuck, persistent Theo in this situation. What a stalemate to watch back

[@damienaustin8041]

I remember watching this a few years ago and saying fuck this guy who the fuck is this Chris dude ... now 3 years later I’m a big fucking fan 😂😂😂

[@PascalKeys]

Chrissy coming with that new york energy to conquer the confederate south

[@gavinbrando8255]

If you could meet yourself you would hate it hahaha

[@cringeworld1824]

Why is this episode not online

[@lilgiltrill]

Theo Von got out roasted that day lmao

[@lilgiltrill]

he should have said, you look like a 9th grader’s hockey coach

[@lilgiltrill]

I was just thinking the same exact thing hahahaha

[@paydn202]

"you look like a janitor got a gym membership" that was the body lol it was done after that

[@davideojockey6237]

Theo got pissed you can tell that he delt with this kind of roasting when he was a kid

[@Georgecostanza91]

Chris bested Theo

[@jerryr458]

What is the name of the guy with the most annoying laugh ever? The one with the hat and glasses.

[@user-bj9ng9qn3e]

The Mad Cuban. Can't stand his voice or fake forced laugh

[@whatwouldnetwork9441]

Dumpy McGee.

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

Farty McFartstein

[@Theelby33]

Theo looks like when David banner is in mid turn in the old series of the incredible hulk.

[@AmymustijujitsumymA]

You know theo won at 3:20 because that producer in the background stopped texting to laugh at the joke, then goes back to eating laughing to himself

[@rajasreekv7604]

theo lost miserably. idk who chris is until now but now im a fan of both of them

[@alexcoyg3281]

I cant belive these two guys are in the same place at the same time!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ChiefMikeyRS]

I think chrissy d went off on Theo cus if u watch the first time they met each other on opie Theo kept roasting the shit out of Chris and Chris didn’t even saying anything, I think he had enough lmao

[@tylermcgoldrick8013]

I need more context release the full vids

[@dannygibson2597]

Chris murdered Theo in this lmaooooooo one of my favorite clips on youtube

[@GanzAndere7]

Danny Gibson his roasts were all mean spirited though. Shit ain’t fun

[@josephsouza9599]

A janitor that got a gym membership 😂

[@SixtyEightnOyouOne]

Chrissy D was on… Theo normally reigns supreme but on this date, and time, he took a L.