Chris Distefano | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@loveurlife4ever1]

Gang

[@haydenblanford4272]

Gang gang

[@ScwP42]

#RatKing

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

NICK you're the man

[@procrastination.station]

Head up G!

[@moonshinevessel]

I really love the fact that Theo is always looking for wisdom and advice from his guests. You can see the anxiety in him when he's trying to figure his life out and it makes me realize he's just as much of a human being as anyone else. Great entertainer with a down to earth mentality.

[@lucydiamonds329]

Ivana G yes I agree

[@matguerra333]

that's why we love him. Gang.

[@ShitTalkerExtraordinaire]

he’s the best

[@zezty4295]

Seeing someone i may beleive is ehead of me in life going through similar shit makes me beleive I can do it to but at the same time bad because I'm not.Just gotta start but im letting work and fear hold me back.FOR NOW

[@crustydinglecherry3451]

Trudis & Trudat

[@poopshoot7926]

I would never have found Theo without rogan, and now Theo is my go to podcast

[@andrewhapple3422]

#GangGang

[@CiscoZero]

Same here!!!! Gang, gang!

[@funkyfreshEazyO]

Same

[@yurekandsnakes]

Same.

[@eddiewisnowski9325]

Same here

[@Crackhouts]

Theo looks like Chris Distefano's little brother, visiting him at the dorms and realizing college ain't for him.

[@matguerra333]

So Funny.

[@matguerra333]

Def. Looks like a guy from Jersey Shore who bullied his lil bro (who's in IT) to make him a fake doctorate while lil bro tries to convince him to fake a bachelor degree instead bc it's more believable.

[@Bikinigirl05]

so specific

[@Therealgilmoregurl]

Yess

[@WhitebeltDG]

Lmao great take

[@cameronramey7812]

theo you are a hero to me, im a soldier and have been struggling with alot of depression and suicide but fuck that, your insight on life is an amazing piece of my day now, 8 days sober, going for the big 30, thank you.

[@andrewwilsing6533]

I hope you made it fam

[@robertfan332]

Get it bro and don't beat yourself up about set backs. It's not about a perfect score its about eventually landing on a better path long term.

[@ambergreen6714]

Keep up the great work and I remember hearing this.. fall 8 and get up 9... you really matter and every lose is a loss to the world! I hope your doing great now and if not just keep swimming it will come together

[@LAYDB]

Keep it up brother

[@derekayala65]

Keep going big dawg

[@RM-cv5xu]

"There's still times i flick my piece around and if a lil glue comes out then a lil glue comes out"

[@twrzenski]

Hilarious 😂

[@DarthAlgar5]

That had me dying

[@mdr8661]

Distefano is great. Very witty dude

[@obbah1818]

Yeah, also I think he reallllyyyyy wants to be on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast.

[@blake8120]

obbah1818 who doesn’t lol

[@kevindube7096]

obbah1818 Can’t say if it’d be a great episode or not but this dude deserves more recognition. His douchey appearance is easy to shit on, but he’s really fucking funny in the right venue

[@evanbiter5969]

He honestly is clever and I respect that shit more than i do funny. Misdirection and being smart.

[@jf5357]

Kevin Dube douchey appearance? The dudes always smiling and making jokes

[@cb7pwn]

Chris will blow up huge one day, hes got "it"

[@hankscorpio7767]

Caaaaauuute!!!

[@whitebandet1011]

By “it” do you mean chlamydia?

[@LynxReaper]

whitebandet1011 you mean the clap

[@jazzyb3424]

GeeNygma it is what it is cuz

[@christianmaas8934]

@@SanDiegoI904 Kook, burnt out? Your insults are from the 80's "bruh"

[@metafuel]

I'm watching this 5 years on and it's great these gentlemen are doing well today. They deserve all the success.

[@metalhead6111]

Going to a detox center tonight! y'all pray for me. GANG.

[@andrewhapple3422]

#GangGang

[@kevinyeager9023]

Good luck brother, get your life together! Recovering addict myself, tryin to work on my drinking now tho... We got this...gang gang

[@a.k.4o]

Nah were good

[@Rob88]

You got it, brother. Best of luck.

[@Wtfplsstfu]

Good luck brotha, been in the same position myself and came out the other side. You got this. TPW is the only hittah I worry about now! Gang gang

[@BL-wh2ux]

15:10 "They let anyone use an accent to make fun of people from the South." THANK YOU Theo, I've been trying to say this for years.

[@jimmyjohnson8065]

Theo you dont know how happy I am that i get to listen to you at work every morning. You're our entertainment while we refurbish old homes. You have me and my 3 coworkers laughing every couple minutes. Thank you!

[@brandoboyer731]

Same man

[@martinimanz502]

Theo is one of the funniest gentleman I've ever heard, this podcast has changed me. Love the guy

[@Codyjb818]

Where do I apply?? 😉

[@Themandogh]

Jimmy Johnson beautiful. Get the hitter

[@jimmietwotime]

I saw Chris at the Addison improv in Dallas, TX back in July. I had no idea who he was, just wanted to go see a new comic that I hadn’t heard of, anyways he is absolutely hilarious, I mean I laughed SO hard haha. I DMed him on Instagram later that night and told him how funny he was and that the show was A1, he was cool enough to respond and say thanks for coming, very cool guy, I’m a fan.

[@Currentflow1331]

Had a similar experience with Theo brotha so I feel you and so awesome. All these guys are great ✌️❤️

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Let me be CRYSTAL CLEAR when I say History Hyenas is one of the funniest podcasts out there.

[@ianstikeleather4018]

the kid moves TICKETS

[@danielkurtz9305]

Jay Gee facts

[@tom23j]

Make....NO mistake... I recently came across HH podcast and it is fucking tremendous. It's just what it is!!!

[@johnnydelrome]

tom23j if you don’t think I’m a new HH fan babe, you gotta another thing coming!!!

[@brucestuff]

Es lo que es

[@chupacabraracing181]

Theo got some plants in the room. with that early morning hitter

[@NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW]

Chris is one of my favorites. I saw him a few years back at the comedy cellar and he killed me. happy to see him on.

[@bojack5284]

I love you channel, happy to see you here

[@TheoVon]

gang

[@bojack5284]

@@TheoVon love you theo

[@Jjohnny642]

@@TheoVon gang

[@jimjohn95]

Glad you came back to life to leave a comment ❤️

[@JenManning371]

It’s funny how much has changed since this podcast. Chris is my favorite comedian now

[@AngelQuiroz]

DeStefano is so underrated he’s hilarious

[@edensummerall5999]

I came across Chris a few months back and I can’t get enough. He’s honestly hilarious, so well spoken and super intelligent. Loyal fan, made!

[@Kingflippynips666]

Thought I was watching between two ferns for a second.

[@xrmighty]

Hahah

[@amaniahmed5481]

😂😂😂

[@dominicmejia849]

i been known chris distefano since guy code

[@stella4753]

Benders is tight

[@PsychiCorey]

Chris won me over!! Funny AF great chemistry with Theo💜🌈

[@matguerra333]

same. Def. Looks like a guy from Jersey Shore who bullied his lil bro (who's in IT) to make him a fake doctorate while lil bro tries to convince him to fake a bachelor degree instead bc it's more believable.

[@cringeworld1824]

Man, a show with theo and chris roasting each other would be a hitter

[@hellhound1836able]

“Ridge wallet. That front pocket carry, it’s a... it’s a.. it’s a damn wallet.” “Greyblock pizza. Get that pizza”

[@doreene11]

He said walletry :))))) in the first 11 seconds

[@keondakuhhh69]

36:54 If you came for the classic snippet of Chris saying why Theo would go to jail

[@jessgorman8072]

Bless you 😂😂

[@NotLaneDevo]

Thanks❤

[@zakerywoolf801]

❤🥹🥹

[@Tara-db1lo]

Please don't worry so much Theo. You are loved and everything in your life is working out for you! Much love dude, even if you weren't funny, Id still listen to what's on your mind!

[@stephaniewhitley4526]

Almost a year later to the date, and Chrissssssy Dddddddd you've made it! haha you're blowing up finally man! History Hyenas is amazing and this was awesome to watch! Much love to both of you guys.

[@scottwalker2684]

Theo has great people around him. This show is so well produced, the set is brilliant, in so many ways and the song is a great choice.

[@hintonoriginal]

Man I love this dude, glad he's been getting more notice lately.

[@bk6827]

Theo is so off the cuff funny and he doesn’t even realize why people are laughing so hard because he’s got a naturally huge funny bone

[@found_working]

Say goodbye to January. Time to get frosty in February.

[@ams_1046]

Y'all are the same dude. Bet.

[@markovidovic5913]

Danggg Chris Hansen tried to hustle the rat king.

[@shadow0197]

You a gem Theo Von

[@ludolupin]

I wanna see Eric Andre on the show

[@kiethj7]

I never thought about that combo! I would put him behind Danny McBride for the guests I want on the show the most

[@brentbrown1813]

Legalize ranch

[@rolln8ths]

Bird up

[@PuffTheMagicHobo]

Love the show but nah. Don't think Theo would vibe with him well

[@johnguanciale258]

Fuck him

[@drrrrzz9145]

didn't know chris till watching this.. very funny dude, surely just a matter of time. the bit about the Puerto rican line judge was hilarious :D

[@cozza-pp5cp]

We need riff raff or Simon Rex! GANG GANG 🇦🇺

[@jessearter4417]

cozza #4201 some fucking crackheads

[@chupacabraracing181]

I've been saying riff raff for the past 6 months. It's guaranteed comedy gold. take that to the bank

[@sebp400]

that would be sick! riff raff is a philosopher....

[@DanielDanger420]

Riff Raff is everything that Theo hates. He hasn't responded to his comments. He wont have him on the podcast. Jody Highroller is way deep into the dark arts and would easily pull Theo back in. Think before you comment.

[@capnmatt3230]

Ya that's them dark arts. Simon Rex did a good episode of Tigerbelly but I feel like he didn't know there would be cameras because he was powergeeking.

[@emeraldounces9237]

Chris talking about “the latest version of you, how he would feel about what you have now.” That is Genius

[@eskee1]

Theo "I feel like..." Vonn

[@dadams9158]

Gang!

[@howardmeadowsiii3073]

I feel like......uhhhhhh

[@cringeworld1824]

Theo and chris are definitely two of the best comedians out right now , WITHOUT A DOUBT. GANG GANG

[@ChristinaSimpson]

Currently on a DeStefano binge after seeing him on Nikki Glaser’s podcast. He’s genuine and hilarious 😂

[@justinsmith6805]

Theo rockin that industrial carpet sweater bruh...gang gang

[@loustarski420]

RIP my drip

[@ZChoate]

18:02 is such a Chrissy cuteboy moment. Once he sees that Theo likes it, he smiles.

[@morganr4217]

Gonna really consider that front pocket carry hitta Theo.

[@timothyharper5048]

" I can't jack off Into my belly button anymore, I got a kid to feed...." -Chris Distefano ....That's more fucked up, and Funny then Chris intended.

[@musiccity607]

You won't regret it. Best thing I ever did yet. Get that hitter! Gang Gang

[@tylercronin4266]

@@musiccity607 I agree man, I'll never go back to carrying my money next to my ass for ANY reason. Gang Gang!

[@Bushey4545]

Lmfaaaooo I think about getting that front pocket carry on a daily basis but I'm just procrastinating to much I'm not really ready to commit to that kind of change but I have love for anyone doing the front pocket carry

[@talon6890]

@@timothyharper5048 sucks that theo was too scared to make a joke out of that... this fast-talking low iq alphadoucher is bullying theo out of all his jokes

[@elvatosquatcho]

The gender neutral haircut ratking 🤴

[@themelissaeileen]

Get that hitter! Theo you are unmatched. You've come so far brotha! Great work! Keep shining

[@archiebunker1790]

1. Riff Raff and Theo together for a podcast 2. ??? 3. PROFIT

[@briztevan]

FACTUAL

[@thomasrainbow]

Oh shit he should get Riff Raff

[@rezahosein7863]

One of the best ones yet gang gang the New York crew coming through right. Distefano, Soder, Big J, List, The Rattlesnk

[@MaTTheWish]

Chris DeStefano killed it. Great episode. I just wish he talked about that time that he got hired for a corporate gig and they were expecting Chris D'Elia, the boys could have riffed hard on that. So funny.

[@ChiggidyChuck]

This sounds like a hilarious story. Do you know where I can find it?

[@tomhwang32]

Yo this shit was hilarious especially the old fights

[@lazylion420]

Universal Basic Income would NOT kill human incentive or competition... UBI is about providing people with the bare minimum so that they do not starve or become homeless, it's just a roof over your head and some cans in the pantry... but if you're dreaming about mansions and yachts and playboy models, you're still going to have to work extremely hard and develop your talents and skills, UBI won't change any of that

[@josecervantes1965]

Get the fuck outta here with this shit you fuck ass

[@HooDatDonDar]

Private charity can do that much - and does. Still have to justifity taking money from those who earn and giving it to those who don’t.

[@Timillionaire]

I love seeing people who grew up so differently hang out

[@BurnedBookMedia]

At 0.5 speed... I found Chris very easy to follow and understand.

[@majeedhd5767]

BurnedBook Media He’s from Brooklyn that’s how they talk

[@PuffTheMagicHobo]

Lmao he was fine at 2x for me. But he does use lengthy prefaces for his points

[@HelloHello-uh9qz]

Living Biblically is the new hitter

[@LKDodds]

Found him through Berts show dudes hillarious

[@stevelandsaw3132]

Never heard of Distefano until this podcast. This guy is hilarious! Definitely a fan.

[@mattblanco178]

Check out his early stand up. It's good

[@WarlordRising]

Chris Hansen news starts at 1:01:30. Just to keep people in the know due to all the shit Chris and Vince have pulled recently.

[@Bolt99K]

THANK YOU. Geez i had to scroll through like a million comments to find this.

[@IchinShek]

You are doing good work. Saw some random clip somewhere talking about, "...this doesn't make him a bad guy." And I'm sitting here like.. "WTF are they talking about?" If it was one of the Rat King's lackeys that put out that clip so people would have to find the full episode; then it worked and my hat's off to that gentleman.

[@Cdumps21]

I loved Theo's genuine laugh at Chris' clip. These 2 together are as magical as KATS

[@breeesquivel3032]

Theo would be a Dope ass Dad bro.. Im sure

[@paulamerson7581]

Lol, "ass dad."

[@cain2k]

No he wouldn't lmao

[@matthewhake498]

Paul Amerson he would he dealt with father dis function i think he would be great

[@ryanmfoto]

gravity hunters lol. love theo’s underrated jokes that slide beneath the radar

[@mattm6178]

Man, Theo, you and Danny Mcbride! Get on thaaat :D

[@dalekay9ine]

I soooooo second this!!!!! Come to think of it has he even been on ANY podcast or done shit forever??!

[@mattm6178]

@@dalekay9ine there is one interview over the phone with theo danny, and chris d :) funny

[@kazivision2239]

The Chris Hanson tigbit was wild .. glad y’all aired that out.

[@PanPan-do1ct]

Ask Danny McBride on please!!!

[@atomicfrylock]

For real another southern gentleman. Fucking loved him in east bound and down

[@Sl3wD3m]

Glad to see Chris getting more exposure. Loved him back in the O & A days and I've been waiting for him to hit the next level for a while. I think he's a great conversationalist and very open and honest about his life which makes him that much funnier. The story about his dad and the principal will always make me laugh. Much love from Scotland Chris!

[@derek1023]

Premature Nick with that early morning hitter! Gettinthereeee!

[@hotwheelsfunporch1342]

Both of these guys are truly the funniest guys in comedy now and there work has payed off

[@mmcneal0290]

Gang gang!! The 🐀 👑 bringing that hitter!!!! Onward...

[@DH-rq7gw]

Mouse Crown?

[@DH-rq7gw]

Are you slow?

[@michaelbland2924]

Aye! I appreciate the Shultz shout out!! 👌🏾👌🏾

[@Russ12Buss]

Great Podcast!!! It’s awesome when NY comics and LA comics get together. It makes the comedy world feel even bigger and better.

[@trevorscott8261]

Theo is from la as in Louisiana lol

[@ale15MMv]

27:41 "you gotta hide your favorite friend behind a rock"😂😂😂

[@dmoney4878]

Got me with that, flick my piece and a little glue! Wow

[@autumnmount495]

Been on a honeydew binge so I’m so excited to see some sickler this morning. Good morning mommies!

[@CameronJosephTurner]

Theo please do us all a favor and get your long lost brother riff raff on the podcast. Thanks man

[@masao37]

unexpectedly great podcast

[@joelidirt]

Riff raff aka Jody highroller up next on the cast baby

[@zackarybartlett3616]

I want a friend who loves me as much as Chris loves Theo

[@bornsinner6134]

These two would make a great podcast series together

[@PsychiCorey]

Theo's hair is so nice today😍😂

[@E1234]

Yess😍😍

[@Tannerislegend]

4:15 in and I’m crying 😂 “a lot of sperm is energy”

[@PeterParkerWebslinger3]

this guy is funny and smart, he needs a fighter to do a podcast with...lol

[@PeterParkerWebslinger3]

him and ragin al?

[@mixedmartialnutrition1746]

nah not as natural as the top guys he has good bits sometimes but just doesn't feelas natural as rogan or diaz

[@timmzzzz88]

Are you suggesting that Callen is smart?

[@jacobcardinal8041]

SBG rules Rogan is such a hack comic and diaz looks like the lead character from the dinosaurs tv show and can barely even talk anymore.

[@BRLambert4]

Rewatching this at the end of 2021 and Chrissy D is asking Theo how it feels to sell tickets and I am so happy that he is selling tickets.

[@yaipr12pr40]

Im Puertorican, trust me say w.e u want we take it well bro. any jokes bring em in! 🇵🇷🇵🇷💪 everybody is different but i assure you if any fellow puertorican gets mad they getting roasted!.. its wht we do 😂

[@sai9507]

Theo: anybody cool on the plane? Chrissy: it was just me.

[@STAYSALTY88]

Get that Greyblock 🍕

[@yoshigg]

In case you forgot... get that hidddder

[@whoryno]

Cecil Fielder joke around the 125 min mark was so goooooood

[@notme6793]

Have Nick Swardson on the next gust episode bruh. Gang Gang.

[@microwaveengineer6681]

07:09 ..."Years ago" 😂 I randomly lost it cause I had to think about the black dude trying to tell his story

[@j.h.7266]

Two verbal ninjas. Great episode Rat.

[@hildyvanhefeweizen2762]

That puertoriquena part was hilarious. John Leguizamo as ChiChi...

[@maz2k9]

Chris's head has such volume to it. Looks like you could rest a deck chair on it.

[@susie7336]

M.E.W lots of area

[@E1234]

😂😂

[@majeedhd5767]

He always talk about his head in his podcast

[@Lacey-o7z]

Theo is the first person I've ever heard reference Just the Ten of Us except myself 😅 Watched it at my grandma's when I stayed home sick but nobody ever talks about it

[@valbona527]

Theo would be the coolest dad

[@big-al-50cal39]

Hey i will be your dad

[@maz2k9]

Top 6 dads of all time

[@valbona527]

Big-Al-50Cal appreciate that

[@Tylerwizz]

@@maz2k9 I'd say prolly top 60, top 70

[@chusaicuz2335]

Theo is the man

[@granthenderson2146]

Theo was like no boxing match... I can't do that. #onward

[@nothanks3762]

Chrissy D is a classic. Southerner talking to a kid from Queens is great

[@conradbarrett6]

This podcast feels like Theo interviewing Theo with short hair

[@dandan6778]

No

[@samuelsmith3698]

This relates so well to 2020

[@alexe831]

Damn Chris Hansen dirty bruh, I knew that dudes hair was a red flag tho i seent itt

[@johnjiquin2406]

hahaha, I thought same shit, man your hair game fucked up hahahansen. weird dude to get cheap like that with theo and the gang gang. not cool chris, why don't you have a seat, take a seat.

[@ThomasTk30]

He definitely spoke the truth about Rogan being like Johnny Carson. From Joe's podcast , I became a fan of Ari shaffir , Bert , Tom , Brendan , Joey diaz and Theo.

[@oddzilla8789]

1:07:10 Theo with the gender neutral haircut, Chris with the gender neutral jacket

[@TheIrishMugFug]

Theo, you're awesome bro.