Chris Distefano: “I Just Drank Pinot Grigio and Listened to Michael Bublé” - Full Special

Chris Distefano recounts getting into a fight with a little kid over ice cream, his dad’s unusual New York accent and a wild, chance encounter with Tracy Morgan.
Original airdate: June 6, 2014
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[@bajaborracho9139]

Chris is such a likeable guy and his cadence and story telling is second to none. Love this kid!👍

[@steven2183]

ngl an espresso flavored ice cream with pistachio sprinks sounds not bad...

[@sagittaria9566]

Sprinks

[@Yvaelle]

Show me your divorce papers.

[@nl38383]

Whats the best aarp plan? Trying to help out my grandma

[@slammiesammie1745]

How high were you

[@wolfen8622]

Sophisticated kids 👏

[@mikefisher6044]

His physical therapy bit had me dying I’m also a DPT and get asked medical questions outside of my field from friends and family all the time… I’m gonna offer to massage their elbows for every ailment now 😂

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

I’m a DPT student, and we talk about his jokes while working on the cadaver at the anatomy lab lol

[@Cruzaman4040]

I’m trynna get into DPT school any advice?

[@mikefisher6044]

@@Cruzaman4040 assuming your GPA and prerequisites are covered make sure you have a variety of PT setting observation hours. Variety is valued over quantity, though quantity with specific PTs can result in stronger letters of recommendation. Practice for the GRE and take it early as it can be retaken as needed, just shoot for over 300 and you’ll be competitive. Those three aspects of your application can outweigh your GPA if it’s not exceptionally strong or they can hold you back even if you have a 4.0. If these are all complete and you’re actively applying, focus on making a strong application essay as well as practicing for the interview. These will be the true deciding factors, the other stats are just check boxes to see if your even worth considering. Best of luck to you!

[@evanfrenz7723]

I saw some of this material in development from him when he was grinding in NYC 10 years ago, so cool to see where it has taken him and how he has evolved. I love Chris.

[@brownkemosabe]

Speshy weshy!

[@cameronspeed9052]

I’m glad to find some jokes I haven’t heard from him ! I swear I’ve seen to many clips 😅

[@KlassiKemcee]

Chrissy D before the fasting & sunglasses!! 😆 🤣

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

The delivery and joke style is great! He genuinely makes me laugh. Stories of his dad are phenomenal!

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

This was awesome to wake up to 👍

[@rjmacready6693]

Chrissy Chaos is one of the best comics in the game right now. Shout out Homeless Pimp.

[@xersis31]

It looks like c c caught a snap and woke up let's go I'm happy for this new generation to have all this comedy available to them

[@alexanderjames04]

MAKE THE SIGN OF THE CROSS!

[@Osama_2307]

"ChrisToPhEerrrrr ! Get rid of her" 😂😂😂☠️

[@elizabethmurray9358]

Chrissy’s wave at the end 😂❤

[@jadedecay9592]

that rotary cuff bit got me xD I didn't realize that's not what its called either xD

[@dottiec7943]

I haven't laughed normally in months and months❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Thank you

[@LUDWIG215.]

Got me on the rotary cuft 😂😂

[@gordonfelesina3170]

This guy is incredible. So great. Thanks for the good laughs!!

[@Ninthxotic]

KZbin; stop suggesting😊that I try PARAMOUNT TV: I’m watching this on KZbin because I OPENED KZbin and CLICKED THE VIDEO ?! 😊😂😂

[@carolroth440]

Lol so funny. I met John Travolta in 1981 in NJ I worked at Teterboro airport and the co I worked for were servicing his plane. I was a big fan of his it was right after he made the movie urban cowboy. He was super nice and your right his eyes are beautiful lol I was 22. I took a picture with him. He is a super nice guy. 👍

[@christopherstreet2214]

I freaking love his accent

[@tonyhughes110]

"Get rid of her!" 😂

[@annatomasik6927]

The R’s NY thing is totally true! Mom adds r’s now and she’s 82 😂

[@cenzoo6407]

While telling the hummus bit i was stunned because IM EATING HUMMUS. The cousins balls story had my absolutely dying

[@remyc29]

I remember the harp from Ducktales that would tell you if you're lying. "You are fibbing, fibbing, FIBBING!!"

[@i-am-dan-a-man]

Perfect closing joke 😂

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Sprinks😂

[@robinsarchiz]

4:26 he says "brottle". He's becoming his dad.

[@Lusciousmook9091]

Christopher!!! Get rid of her 😂😂😂😂

[@fpcooper95]

This aged so well! 😂

[@blackberry2490]

Nice ending joke

[@misterholiday8669]

“Mi gente?!” Thaswassup Chrissy Chaos!!! 😂😂😂🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾

[@austinscott2007]

HAHAH you're awesome Chris!

[@user-qv2df4zj3e]

Chris has just got better and better. Loving his stuff!!

[@sweetreat30]

I’ve been ordering pistachio ice cream since I was 10

[@rachizsik20]

Show me your divorce papers!

[@ritenour12]

Your part of the issue

[@Osama_2307]

How many tours did you do in Afghanistan?

[@croatiansensation6062]

Such a talented comedian and story-teller Chris Distefano is!

[@diakydiaz]

MY GOD!!!! I LAUGHED SO MUCH. GRACIAS CHRIS. I'M ALSO FROM BUSHWICK, NY. YOU'RE DEFINITELY "MI GENTE".

[@emu314159]

When he said his hair used to be worse, I was immediately like "Faux Hawk!"

[@JESS-CH]

The ending joke was fire! 😂😂😂

[@johnjimenez3600]

that was hilarious from beginning to end! 😂

[@Msaleksaa]

It's personal for me, my favourite ice-cream flavour since I was at least 5 years old is pistachio 😂😂😂

[@jamesalfredstrong8106]

What those eyes can do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh FML

[@tiffanywilliams7264]

Well done sir

[@BrandeeM]

Duck Tales 🤘🤘

[@Ninthxotic]

This guy is REALLY good 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TeeWelch12]

This went soo wel in the hS for the you Jrs’. Back in ‘12 !

[@vic3467]

His dad must be Carl from aqua teen hunger force.

[@76jakee8321]

Laughed my a@& off!

[@daddywaddy8017]

I'll never let go leo 😂😂😂😂

[@julio1982]

Very very funny special

[@BozoBuckets96]

Chrissy chaos, yall😂

[@allisonquerze7941]

His cousin, Tommy, wanted to resolve the issue with his man parts so that it would not affect his confidence level going into the interview.

[@kathyheavner3585]

He's funny ❤

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

Hilarious

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

CHRISSY! Chrissy is hilarious =)

[@1Dager3]

No diddy but I fucking love Chris Distefano!!! My favorite comic & im 🇲🇽 from the 818 💪😎

[@mamapeats7953]

😂😂😂 groogle

[@Toki52]

Pistach Gelat is pretty off the hook.

[@gibmartindale5051]

Both of you need some help. 😂

[@Agnes.Schliesser]

Sprinks? 😂

[@dakronikles]

Yeeee❤❤❤

[@sterling8298]

I used to watch ducktails when I was a kid.

[@birkinater1139]

😍🤩❤

[@NoName-vq3zo]

How come I am getting to see his act only now on KZbin? He is genuinely funny unlike so many other male comedians with the same tired jokes and shticks! Hope he shows up in my town cause I will be buying a ticket to see him live! Meanwhile, he is very cute, to boot!

[@PiggyFuktoy]

WOOHOO POPULAR BANK !!!

[@patrickjones8843]

so it is roberto🤣

[@mossgoblin7776]

What's the song at the end?

[@AthleticTraynorServices]

Holy eff 😂😂😂😂

[@kap10ahab420]

pretty decent

[@Ninthxotic]

3:08 I snorted

[@lesabri]

It's not just the haircut my dude 😎

[@SuperBaby11]

The kid is an old soul....

[@michaelworthington495]

very funny baby blue travolta very funny

[@ilovemelodyjane]

❤😂❤

[@JourneyPearce-iw3et]

I have so many gay jokes i had to stop myself and copy and paste to a word document

[@barbaraannscarlet7885]

FUNNY guy.

[@ginadefranco7651]

trying to hire chris. please send management info!!!

[@kingjudah27]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakemertz2660]

DISTEFANO!!!!!

[@jacoblong9859]

*has same haircut* listen buddy

[@rachizsik20]

Your comment made me laugh so hard 😂

[@rickyscott6400]

😂😂😂😂😂👍🙏

[@Ninthxotic]

1st time watching

[@the_track_enthusiast]

This is an old special

[@fpcooper95]

Original air date in the description 👍

[@LoveToday8]

It was new for me

[@joshuagillette561]

uhhh

[@SurpriseMurder]

Glad to see Chrissy "Choccy Sprinks" Chaos got fired from his Coldstone Creamery job... what happened Comedy Central? We miss your specials and new comedian intros.

[@JW-lr8sd]

❤ Chrissy D is SOO damn fine! 🥴

[@saar144]

Size 37 waist

[@teddy______]

@@saar144 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dudeudontknow341]

If I was gay my mom would be supportive but would assume any guy I bring over was a boyfriend.

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jouneymanwizard]

Material matches haircut.

[@St0dal]

„Remember ducktales ?“ Crowd laughs „Duck tales oowoohoow“ Crowd laughs Not my humor sadly :/ no hate

[@Nick-wy8mw]

I wonder how he performs with a gay feminist crowd lol. I liked him tho he was genuinely funny, hella energetic and just full of f it we ball vibes that not a lot of people can express. Hope this set changes his life cuz I feel like he deserves it

[@needfoolthings]

This Chrissy kid... he's... wide.

[@kryhigh9302]

I wonder if Latinos and September 21, 1979 have anything in common with his father

[@stephaniehelms950]

Dad must have a Latin boyfriend

[@Leomerya12]

If Pete Davidson were funny.

[@RobertBobby-jv2gx]

I feel like this is Matt Rifes content

[@patricia7606]

Harrassment jokes are not that funny. Good luck!

[@WanderingRagabond]

When conventionally attractive straight men decide they wanna be funny.

[@jeremyjoeryderking]

Not great

[@Vazzy21616]

I can’t believe that people think this guy is funny😢

[@prorobo]

Way to spill the drink in the opener, bartender.