I’m so lucky we only got to second base - The Office US

[@allwecanseeisaboveusnow]

“Just pooping, you know how I be” “Crazy world, lotta smells”

[@Niberspace]

maybe consider widening your taste for humor to something beyond just that

[@martinstorms1]

@@Niberspacebooooo booooo boooo

[@somepunkasskid6864]

​@Niberspace it's a funny line done with great delivery, humor is subjective anyway you nerd

[@marquitajackson2241]

I say this every time my daughter asks what’s taking me so long in the bathroom even if I’m not using it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allwecanseeisaboveusnow]

@@marquitajackson2241 beautiful and a sense of comedy, have a great day love ❤️

[@GuavaConQueso]

I always laugh at how upset Kevin gets over Andy not knowing where the Swedish Chef lives. It gives off “You uncultured swine” energy.

[@batgurrl]

Stanley taking a little jog when he hears it’s pretzel day always puts a smile on my facel

[@smartalec2001]

a comment that always made me chuckle was: '"I like 'em a certain way, so..." *orders random monstrosity*'

[@petermcgill3405]

His certain way is every possible topping.

[@Mannygunz99]

"He lives on Sesame St dumbass" 😂 gets me everytime

[@sidharthsingh4328]

michael's love for ryan is immortal 💀

[@BtrDaze]

*immoral

[@tallalmk6]

@@BtrDaze lmao

[@seanA416]

But Ryan started the fire

[@MichaelScottDunderMifflin]

Pretzels are great for productivity and are also very nutritional.

[@aaainainaina]

i’m here to remind you about scott’s tots 🫶 love ya!!!

[@tallalmk6]

@@aaainainaina lmao

[@Bendwow]

They also make you very thirsty.

[@lindawitt9063]

Nutritious, even 😊

[@DmitriVanderbilt]

I love the easy confidence of the pretzel man so much, makes the whole thing live up to the hype of the episode

[@peggyfillmore1971]

So I've worked in retail back in the 90s at an extremely busy store..the assistant manager wanted us to write down all the things we had done at work and how long it took. I got them back if I scratched my elbow ,I timed it and wrote it down , bathroom and explained what I did ..I was turning pages upon pages ....they stopped that within a week.🤣🤣

[@beccas.7762]

You're my hero.

[@marquitajackson2241]

As an assistant manager , I love this 😂😂😂😂

[@irinavertinskaya6735]

I honestly don't understand why they took all these efforts to unite Erin and Andy ... only to break them up in the last season. I really liked this couple and their story was kind of pure and beautiful

[@kevincc3293]

I believe for last season Andy was busy with hangover part 3.he was not available enough.

[@irinavertinskaya6735]

@@kevincc3293 well.... in my opinion it doesn't justify that nasty break up. he was absent for some episodes, yes. just like Pam was absent in an earlier season when she gave birth to her child...

[@shawntrevordaniel]

Cause Andy truly was a bad guy all along and Erin deserved someone like Pete

[@GinkgoPete]

Its simple: The final season was fucking terrible. They tried to ruin as many relationships as possible for some reason

[@goldenman8825]

lmao they are not real, you are in some deluded sick world!

[@AlistairZands]

I unironically use Andy's "molasses" metaphor to help with the accent of one character I have lol. I already have a different Southern accent so it really does help to differentiate

[@chuyrt7364]

ok bro lmao

[@plinsf]

That's a super cool story champ, thank you!! 👍👍🤗👍👍

[@sidharthsingh4328]

STANLEY, WAKE UP ITZ PRETZEL DAY!- ERIN

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@johntaylor7029]

It was always burning

[@PaulAthanasiou]

Shut up

[@yoshilu7451]

Ryan the fire guy 👉😎👉

[@Fowsta]

@@yoshilu7451fire-d guy

[@keetsogrundz4007]

@@johntaylor7029since the worlds been turning

[@charliesandvik6695]

“Never sleep with your boss” Michael Scott

[@user-dq2zv6rc1g]

Press like in appreciation of the pretzel man remembering 18 toppings 👏

[@Nikoche16]

Dwight’s quitting from job and coming back arc is my favorite

[@GiriRam]

Mr.Casselli What's going on We have a deal? Deal or no deal Lets make a deal 🤣😂😂

[@BlackDiamond2718]

so what is the deal

[@thanatoskw8285]

I never thought about it before (because it’s not worth thinking about) but Stanley CHARGED out of there, Michael strolled. They clearly didn’t catch the same elevator down. It’s a long line so clearly it’s popular. How did they end up next to each other in line?

[@oh...hi.]

He cut in line

[@COLEMARQUEZZ]

@@oh...hi.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimcat68]

"As Michael's right-hand man, it's my job to release that pressure." I can't believe it took me until 2024 to notice that.

[@zacharyriley4561]

Sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&Ms, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallows, nuts, toffee nuts, coconut, peanut butter drizzle, oreo, sprinkles, cotton candy bits and powdered sugar? It's very confusing how he doesn't have diabetes.

[@cringebutfree920]

do you know how diabetes works or are you completely dumb?

[@melodi2036]

Pretzel day is once a year

[@zacharyriley4561]

@@melodi2036 I mean I’m pretty sure he eats like that normally,

[@melodi2036]

@@zacharyriley4561 a bunch of toppings? You do realize that when you order something with toppings, especially when it's free, they usually just sprinkle a tiny bit, right? Also most of those are regular sweet treats, does it really matter if he has a tiny bit of each today vs a regular serving size over a week? A month? It's still all going in. And then some of those are not even sugary - coconut, nuts, toffee nuts, peanut butter drizzle maybe?

[@zacharyriley4561]

@@melodi2036 If I recall correctly we see his pretzel and there’s so many toppings we can’t see it

[@12345fowler]

"I'll be back" : Cosby impression I love it

[@josemaria8177]

Michael should have stayed in the second base when dealing with Jan

[@kiwez7110]

greatest show of all time fr

[@MOHD_SAIFUL_ISLAM_AKASH]

70 years from now this comment section would be full of dead people comments.

[@kadenrenko7575]

You underestimate me

[@dblevins343]

I've got a chance... I'd be 95 but I've got a chance 😂

[@InfinityTiiime]

both the comments of people who have long since died and comments like "Rest In Peace Steve Carell.... you were one of the Greats !!!" because the ghosts of actors go looking through the KZbin comments of aggregate clips for validation from strangers

[@tickytacky8078]

Bold of you to assume the internet will still exist; or for that matter, humanity.

[@julietdalzell-payne6626]

The ups and downs of michael and jan's relationship will never not be funny lmao

[@Zaran812]

"Dwight Schrute trivia."🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@happiness4812]

Dwight Schrute trivia resume.

[@brittborges373]

Not for nothing if Michael let Pam wait for him in line she would of never gotten the all toppings pretzel. She would of just gotten a regular one. So Michael wouldn't of eaten all that extra sugar from the toppings and get a sugar high when he was making the deals. All the extra sugar really made him productive. And if he wasn't preductive jan would of been pissed and may have got rid of him. So he was right the whole thing would of been blown.

[@yassieditz]

7:32 Dwight was first sigma ever ?!

[@porridgesilt]

🪈 🎶 Ooooh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time… 🎶 🪈

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Coconut sounds good.

[@jack53white]

I don’t know if you guys know this, but Ryan started the fire

[@Mr._Sandman]

_"I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all."_ This is how HHGregg went out of business.

[@user-rl3mr8pv7k]

Good job man

[@mayaroflaward2029]

I can't believe I get to watch an Office compilation without the annoying "Ryan started the fire" comments

[@johntaylor7029]

Yet.

[@remove_music]

Not anymore

[@drewohara1976]

Amen!!!

[@happiness4812]

I know the "Ryan started the fire" comment is lame and annoying. But the song isn't. Ryan started the fiyaaah!!! It was always burning, since the world's been turning 🎤 🎶🎵🎼🎵🎼🎶🎼🎶🎶

[@susanfudge1737]

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[@rock-and-dirt]

... that pony story .....😂

[@esterlaska7615]

Hi Pam! Hi! I’m great! Makes me laugh every single time.

[@Bourneidentit]

Just a friendly reminder Han started the fire first

[@diamondbolton2944]

And I never seen another car ad after that. No turbo/torso

[@shudit3003]

I think Bob Vance could have given up his spot to Phyllis and gone to the back of the line himself instead of reacting against Michael and Stanley, js

[@MartyD]

what’s second base? asking for a friend 😅

[@Amitkumar-eb1xl]

12:07 Angela controlled her laugh right?

[@waliatif]

Looks like it but I think she was acting like she was fed up with everything

[@HughPace-c6r]

Folks tend to say that because I’m not with you, I’m sad they aren’t to wear that all the rough times that you and I share while we manage to carry on

[@vivvasbill]

Still making laugh loud

[@goodlife8044]

@3:20 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@HughPace-c6r]

I am certain through all thick and then that I’ll last to the end although it may be true that Ryan started the fire, but I will do my best not to make the same mistake that Ryan did and I will bring about happiness. It will be my swaned duty and obligation to do such with the embracing of Almighty God, I will live my life and accordes to his will and I love my family and sit at the table as a head and the father who loves his wife and his children so help me God

[@zackarygrandstaff4388]

I just realized Michael said mmooooo instead of bbooooo.

[@HughPace-c6r]

Folks tend to say that when

[@HughPace-c6r]

I am certain through all thick and then that I’ll last to the end

[@alexandroguzman4109]

I think youre gonna stay😂

[@elizabethgalligan1805]

Pretzel day 😁😊👌🏻

[@sturnlivias]

you know how i be 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@PaulAthanasiou]

Nobody cares about Ryan starting the fire. Don't say it.

[@allyb3510]

Okay.. okay.. But. Ryan started that fire.

[@dejhaunclarke822]

I do.

[@drewohara1976]

Fact: Ryan started the fire.

[@happiness4812]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@drewohara1976

[@brianarroyo8013]

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE

[@BookReviewsWithBecky]

I just realized Michael has ADHD!

[@marilynl335]

And histrionic PD

[@SayteaMorrilex-n8b]

Rodriguez Ronald Garcia Christopher Clark Gary

[@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers]

Erin: "No, I don't think this is a real date." Also Erin, literally 1 minute later": "I thought it was a real date, but I guess it wasn't." Y'all, don't think the bad writing only started in season 8. From the beginning with Erin, they went well over the line of "Kinda ditzy" into "Clearly has suffered a significant head injury."

[@GinkgoPete]

You know that she was nervous in the conversation right? I don't know if you ever talked to someone else but downplaying a misunderstanding like this in front of someone you have a crush on is completely normal and not bad writing

[@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers]

@@GinkgoPete You're right. They wrote her with subtlety and nuance. Like when she thought that disposable cameras were to be immediately thrown out and you never got your photos. Definitely not a character who was flanderized from like her fourth episode. I'm convinced.

[@gayan2517]

Hry hey hey 😁

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

When I watch the return where Michael and Dwight reconcile and Dwight got his job back I think of Mirabel and abuela reconcile from encanto and hop pop and Ann reconcile from amphibia from after the rain

[@Zwei4815]

I don't like "The Office" but I want a season of Dwight working for Staples. Not "Superstore," the TV show. An actual Staples store with actual customers.

[@lennyy1211]

This didnt age well 😂

[@nimorodriguez1927]

the afghanistinanis guys !!

[@phenomenaluchiha3960]

Pam is a villain in the series

[@MisteryPlanet7247i]

Why?

[@deezing]

​@@MisteryPlanet7247ibecause she's the only female main character so it is very hard for some people to understand her point of view and easy to hate on her for the same questionable actions that other male characters have done so she's the supposed villian in the series because incels can't imagine a woman being a human

[@sansman9093]

Jesus loves you God bless

[@betoalvarado713]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sorengayle3920]

*for myself