The Office Cold Opens that brought everyone together - The Office US

[@Shoaboi8]

My personal theory for Stanley not noticing anything, is the fact that he saw it and just didn’t care.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

Nah I ain’t bringing that up I’m just waiting until the shift is over that’s on them. I imagine he’s thinking

[@anothajosh]

but what about the oj he drank from jims mug?

[@burnacco]

absolutely

[@burnacco]

@@anothajosh same

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@anothajosh he didn’t want to play with all the shenanigans

[@wyethpurkiss7393]

I love the rare moments when Jim and Dwight team up

[@Mpot1us]

Rare moments?

[@Keepcalmandclassyplease]

how that horse became a doctor i don’t know

[@natashapersaud1280]

😊​@@Mpot1us

[@NickFish117]

They are truly too strong together. If D n J were teammates then they could level this entire country.

[@Mpot1us]

One team one job

[@hnycks]

12:05 creed being upset at being disqualified for not even attempting it is my favorite creed moment

[@burnacco]

fr lmfaoooooo

[@esterlaska7615]

I swear 😂

[@ItsZuba]

God loves you all and has a plan for your life

[@DavidVerbout]

Kevin honking the horn three times with no response absolutely kills me. 😂

[@kleanovodust-bin69]

It kills him too basically

[@ItsZuba]

God loves you all and has a plan for your life

[@trust5977]

I appreciated how the writers accounted for Dwight being in on the leaving work early prank. Obviously normally Dwight would not agree to leaving work early.

[@sequoiakemp6559]

“How that horse became a doctor, I have no idea”

[@ItsZuba]

God loves you all and has a plan for your life

[@jackal59]

@@ItsZuba Apparently, it involves continually dealing with idiots.

[@jsmuli2]

The scissor toss is the best joke ever in the show

[@mabuzamthokozisi]

"Scissor me!!"

[@dylankrejci9965]

⁠😧

[@anthonywinters1038]

Bro I’m dying at that scene, completely forgot about it ahahhaa

[@imPiddle]

That and “I got a big box” 😭😭😭😭

[@DeerAngelasVtg]

The oh Michael always cracks me up

[@Giodude-db8ip]

I like the fact that at first Micheal was jealous of Stanley’s attention but eventually became so invested in him making all the pushups

[@werewolf1803]

18:25 That cut between the Office's longest silent moment and Michael's Chicken Pot pie

[@lori7368]

Kismet

[@lillies]

Right??? I thought it was from the same scene for a sec

[@haldersoham4]

Like clockwork😂😂

[@haldersoham4]

And.. Oh yay.. Geography joke😂😂

[@burnacco]

fr brilliant

[@lukew8337]

The dog in the car thing never made any sense to me. The sunroof was open.

[@kiki-acab]

That's the joke, the driver already left the sunroof open and knows their dog would jump out if they left the side window open. They didn't need to break the window at all.

[@shortyrags]

@@kiki-acab It's a bad joke that relies on the entire Office being idiots. I mean they're crazy sometimes but they're not all that dumb. Seasons 8 and 9 were truly the darkest times.

[@TheHuntContinues]

​@@shortyragsI blame Michael throwing out those radon detectors

[@TRGantz]

I love how Oscar just smashes the window, and not even caring about the dog. Just wanting to be bad. Love it.

[@JayMaverick]

They're all eager to look good in front of the cameras and feel like they've taken part in something important. That's kinda the premise of the show.

[@keilagondran]

18:14 gotta love how when Jim said "get it all out now if you have to" Darryl immediately started singing 🤣🤣🤣

[@jshudo44]

18:08 Dwight calling Jim out was the one that got me 😂

[@MrTraxSta]

@@jshudo44 Erin is bleeding and needs first aid! LOL

[@rachelle_banks]

That is me. He had written a song that he just had to sing out. I record songs that come to me right in the moment on my phone usually. A couple of weeks ago I was in a meeting and a great part came to me for a song that I'm writing for a musical, but there was no way to discreetly sing into my phone in the moment. So I had to draw out the rhythm and the lyrics add notes of the song's melody well enough that I would remember it and recorded on my phone when the meeting was over. I mean I really missed like 18 minutes of whatever they were saying during the meeting. 😄

[@makebasnowden7559]

One of my favorite parts! Great writing..

[@Terp311]

18:04 Wrong timestamp

[@abletonclipper16]

“I am chopping off Phyllis’s head with a chainsaw….. RING-ING-ING-ING” kills me 😂

[@rahulrao5349]

Lol yeah. I replayed that clip around three to four time I guess. 😂 What made the scene even more funnier was the pin drop silence that was around, probably realizing that Andy has severe anger issues.

[@sakinabano]

i literally die every time

[@alisonchin825]

8 up 8😢🎉g7😢

[@PeterPonomarenko]

@sakinabano You can only literally die once. Literally.

[@josemaria8177]

These cold opens are some of the most wholesome moments in the show.

[@burnacco]

fr I love them so much

[@shruti9863jus]

You should have added the clip where the entire office becomes insanely productive just to see Andy tattoo his butt.

[@krithikalakshmanan3476]

Was that a cold open?

[@Mortified42]

​@@krithikalakshmanan3476 no

[@Bulldozz1-1]

I swear when I saw it first I could not recollect either if Stanley had a moustache 😂

[@Jorizzle22]

Me too lol

[@Reza-sl4jm]

I still can’t when i rewatch

[@NickFish117]

@@Reza-sl4jm I literally forget every re-watch.

[@christiankarlkarganilla2763]

I literally had to search for his photo just so I could confirm that he has a moustache 😂

[@johannawigg6921]

I thought Jim was just trolling them lol 😅

[@Hedra718]

The only meeting Stanley seems alert for is the one where they're watching and waiting for that cube to hit the corner of the screen.

[@tysontrue5840]

The cut to Andy getting soaked killed me

[@katezzxxzx]

Lmao same

[@nancymcnally7849]

"Have you tried making everything smaller" i love Creed so much!

[@DeerAngelasVtg]

lol one of my fave creed lines is “if I can’t scuba, what has this all been for?” 😂

[@passiondpete1624]

Vets disqualified for not even trying but stilled yelled come on!

[@jaineoliveira9935]

“Some days I’m just on fire”😂

[@khandakartahurulislam8375]

And he was so proud of himself 🤣

[@andydoms2001]

“Scissor Me.” Michael catches it. Pam’s face: 😦

[@JCaesar71306]

Even though it was a prop, Jenna Fischer didn't actually know they weren't real scissors.

[@robertryanirwin]

At 6:28 when Pam mentions Lord of the Rings, Dwight immediately shoots up with interest

[@mabuzamthokozisi]

Michael: What's so funny?? Pam: Aaaw you had to be there. Michael: OH! A Geography joke..

[@samyuktharamesh26]

What does that mean? I've seen it everywhere and cannot for the life of me find out what geography joke means 😂

[@bawergunes9415]

He took it literally

[@greatrj]

@@samyuktharamesh26 as if you had to be at the place, like a location

[@GDMonty1029]

My favorite joke from the series, because it’s so subtle and quick, and just shows that Michael is not in the same world as everyone else.

[@Jas_per_]

One of the best yes 😂

[@scottpollock6549]

Kevin's second "oH yEaH" always gets me 😂😂

[@Jorizzle22]

The DVD logo thing bouncing on the TV during the meeting is so funny!

[@godzillas6301]

confess ......... how many times have you watched it bounce around ?

[@shh11111]

I cant get over the comedic genius of this show. No matter how many times i watch these clips

[@burnacco]

- Creed disqualified! - *Creed not doing absolutely anything* : oh come on! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@batgurrl]

Does Stanley have a mustache always cracks me up as does is there anything that Stanley won’t notice. Jim and Dwight teaming up always a pleasant surprise

[@mcanty]

kevin being the one to figure out the password is underrated to me

[@jonathanmeza6074]

“i say dance they say how high”😭😭😭

[@melie3054]

I just realized how wrong that was 😂😂

[@6Twisted]

I love the cut at 10:38. They look at him like it's a crazy idea and then it cuts to an overfilled box 🤣

[@pixel5771]

19:55 " geography joke " aways get me hahahahahahahahahahah

[@vic1751]

Yeah, who says things like that except Michael😂

[@roballister5269]

2:50 watched this so many times... and just now realized... the owner of the car and dog left the top cover of the car open... that dog wasn't dying at all lmao!!!

[@PhyrexJ]

Orrrr that was for filming because it’s California and it’s still a dog in a car.

[@jossecoupe446]

​@@PhyrexJIt's pretty obviously a part of the joke to me, unless no one was using their brain whilst making the episode.

[@Margaret-zl2ge]

Stanley is probably the most honest man in the office.

[@glennboston7988]

Stanley is an adulterer, he’s probably told more lies than the whole office combined 😂

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@ghub254]

😂😂

[@BootsiesM0M]

Yes 🙌🏽!!! There he is 😅you always make my day

[@naughtytiger27]

RYAN STARTED THE FIREE!!!!

[@willdoyle6952]

No he didn't. Dwight did

[@lifesyphon1]

Of course he did

[@pottytheparrot310]

4:04 When that one friend takes it too far

[@Tuck213]

I love his face as he slowly starts to understand it's a joke

[@teddyray8597]

That particularly makes me cringe because I know I've been that friend before.😬

[@garrettbays6942]

"RRRRRing ding ding ding ding ding ding... Ahem."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@melodi2036]

That is one of my FAVORITE cold opens! Runnene ne neh.......

[@tusharsaikhedkar9808]

what's important is BIG BOOBZkept us secure.

[@justjoannak]

😂😂

[@stevenhaxans]

Stanley notices everything he just doesn't care 😅😅😅😅

[@SunflowerSuzuki]

"25 push ups! Yay, New record! What did you do today?" "I made sale" "Oh yeah, sitting on your BIG FAT BUTT"

[@meangeldil]

in the second scene with the dog in the car, i wonder where darryl, jim, dwight and andy were coming from. Seems like the last group of people i would expect to go out somewhere even to get food lol

[@steelrain533]

Eventually the dog owner saw the documentary and was like wtf Oscar?!?!

[@burnacco]

15:44 bro Ed is absolutely f*cking HILARIOUS who tf even can say otherwise 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sandramarkus1054]

Zxc look like God we come with daddy to us I get done but Troy

[@sandramarkus1054]

Zxc look like God we come with daddy to us I get done but Troy OK, no idea no one to do ground long long long yes sir

[@my-Opinionns]

Stanley hates working so much, he will almost kill himself doing push-ups to go home.

[@elleryholmes2098]

pam’s face when michael grabs the scissors 🤣

[@Skirraq]

0:22 Who holds their mug like that?

[@hasansalim8143]

Phyllis apparently

[@MCO18]

“I AM NOW CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS’S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!” Everyone else: 👀

[@Nycfanyo]

And then he makes the chainsaw sound! LOLOL

[@abhishekrao1525]

0:23 Phallus is holding the mug in such a weird way.

[@pragmaticoptimist46]

Those are AI hands. Is she real? Wait…am I real?

[@kristimccabe8288]

Omg I'm so glad you mentioned that.. I've always wondered if anyone else found the way she held her mug weird or if I was the one who was weird for thinking she held it weird..lol

[@burnacco]

PHALLUS??

[@abhishekrao1525]

@@burnacco Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

[@MandarAkre]

​@@burnaccoSorry he has got penises on the brain.

[@itacklebigkids7005]

I just realized Michael had a heater and fan on high at the same time🫤

[@IAmTheDoctor00]

He also has uses a humidifier and dehumidifier at the same time in the manager/salesman episode.

[@danielkraig1298]

I like how they made a Jim Carrey reference and he shows up as a cameo in another season

[@georgekim9203]

19:35 dwight running to michael's car with only socks on is peak comedy

[@carleeelders875]

Pam's gasps when Michael catches the scissors (2x) is, for some reason, hilarious to me🤣

[@specialstagepro]

Dwight sticking his head in the scanner at 9:56 is sending me for some reason lol.

[@triscuithebiscuit]

9:02 Pam's face cracks me up

[@rhitambhuiya4088]

Funny that Dwight has a doctor for shooting his horse but shoots his dead aunt himself!

[@Luipaard005]

2:59 is a nice example of Dwight goofing off with the others I feel he secretly liked some of the jokes

[@Drakonix115]

5:58 just realized michael was using both a fan and a space heater for some reason

[@WillEssig]

My 5th grade teacher used to fall asleep during movies and we would move the clock ahead 15 -30 minutes and she would let us out early. Yes it worked multiple times.

[@1javixD]

20:17 he looks so cute

[@ViniciusAlves-pt5um]

12:02 i love the fact that creed wasnt even trying but gets upset when michael disqualifies him

[@JakeFromYoutube]

I wish there would've been a clip at the end of the company picnic episode showing Michael coming to work the next day at like 5 am when its still dark and being really confused 😂

[@halyketarrant]

*A pony, a naked guy, a branch on Jupiter, a man dressed as the woman you sits in front of everyday:* Stanley: eh *Five minutes to end of work:* Stanley: *HOLD UP*

[@Shrey_J]

4:11 love how he commits to it 😂😂

[@halyketarrant]

Stanley at the pony: seems legit to me Stanley at Pam with a moustache: that’s fine I guess Stanley at Kevin dressed like Phyllis: oh hey Phyllis Stanley when it’s 17 : 02: *HOLD UP*

[@moony3083]

I love the Stanley moustache opener. Cuz we as audience start questioning if he has one or not😭😭

[@RaeLaBii]

Love how the top was already open so the dog would get air, just for Oscar to bust the window and slap some hole-punched cardboard on.

[@jordanweaver1737]

15:58 is this when he implemented the golden ticket coupon idea?!?! I just realized that

[@khaalis]

19:53 what’s so funny? You had to be there Geography joke

[@polarlys4939]

19:54 is so underrated... -What's is so funny? +You had to be there! -Oh, yay, geography joke! 😂

[@kiddetroit8403]

If you hadn't dropped your burrito in the parking lot there wouldn't be a raccoons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shererid]

I just noticed the toy cars on Stanley's cardboard screen!! 😂

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

14:50 Is it just me or does the camera immediately (intentionally) cut to Stanley's face when Michael says ".. they are numbers and boring and BLAACKH"? 😂😂

[@gertjan6574]

I think he said "blegh"

[@redacted2275]

Just you. Congrats

[@kiddetroit8403]

The new cord has Creed written all over it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@konuralpkarbeyaz7106]

I couldn’t understand this one, English is not my first language. Can you explain please

[@eyafeki8670]

I want to know the explanation too please

[@melodi2036]

​@@konuralpkarbeyaz7106 it just means that it's something Creed would enjoy

[@marwenjadla447]

@@melodi2036*would steal

[@freewayninja4065]

THE SUNROOF WAS OPEN OMGGGGGG 😂😂😂

[@Qwerty09847]

4:54 Phyllis actually manifested "SAD" from inside out here😂

[@churchtulip]

I think she actually voiced the character😂

[@KermitEFrog-nv7dv]

the sunroof being open during the whole window-smashing incident is so good

[@Viralvids128]

Dwight scanning himself cracked me up

[@JonathanHolt1988]

12:30 Stanley doing 26 perfect form push-ups to go home early is one of the best bits in the whole show

[@kkoromebi]

0:23 what nightmare are made of

[@mabuzamthokozisi]

When Erin sings, "I got a big box.." and Oscar said, "you don't know what you're saying." CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED comment.🤣🤣

[@BisonGaming3334]

The way the Stanely mustache cold open had me thinking

[@MyNameIsJesus92]

"And one for good messure!" kills me:DDD

[@lifesyphon1]

I think Stanley notices, he just doesn’t put anything past these people. They’ll do anything and they’re all crazy. Whatever, as long as he’s going home 😂

[@JoeysMagGoth]

Omg, I don't remember the dog in car opening! Must rewatch it all..

[@story1x5studios]

its so funny that when the dog is in the car and they said its like a toaster oven yet the sun roof is open because Dwight tries to give it a drink through the sun roof

[@jcdulos1]

Lil Sebastian 8:39

[@mrragge7986]

8:29 lol I never noticed Jims face when Pam says love you to Stanley

[@miguelr-ni6jy]

Stanley really wanted to go home

[@reginafromrio]

I love the way they took care of Phyllis 😅

[@rtrlx8771]

That Andy cutoff after getting poured by water was gold

[@gracerimer8408]

When Dwight made the horse joke did anyone else take it seriously because it’s Dwight and that’s not a usual sentance for Dwight. 😂

[@pragmaticoptimist46]

0:19 send out for hot chocolates? Come on Jim put a pot on the stove!! Cocoa, milk, sugar boom roasted.

[@burnacco]

these are literally THE best moments of the whole show by far

[@juicecat-hv8ut]

I love how even Angela is watching the box on the screen 😂

[@Content_Lab714]

I love how Angela is motionless when everyone is in the meeting room is pranking Stanley lol

[@Alphoric]

10:43 so you’re telling me a paper company somehow doesn’t have boxes

[@abhishekrao1525]

Not any Sabre boxes.

[@dannyt564]

I will always hold this show close to heart

[@iniitu6213]

dvd logo must be really important even stanley pay attention to that.

[@izzyalistair]

The Stanley mustache one actually tripped me up.

[@squiddyanimations6617]

the tiny "ring ning ning ning" andy does after tge crushing silence sends me

[@burnacco]

Stanley noticed everything he just didn't give af 😭

[@PhoenixPalmer88]

Space heater and fan both being on high is still one of my favorite jokes from the show. Not the kind of joke that makes you laugh hard, but it’s witty as hell.

[@kaajalpriya]

true office fans will know Stanley notices everything but he just doesn't care for it😂