The Office Cold Opens that brought everyone together - The Office US

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[@lukew8337]

The dog in the car thing never made any sense to me. The sunroof was open.

[@kiki-acab]

That's the joke, the driver already left the sunroof open and knows their dog would jump out if they left the side window open. They didn't need to break the window at all.

[@shortyrags]

@@kiki-acab It's a bad joke that relies on the entire Office being idiots. I mean they're crazy sometimes but they're not all that dumb. Seasons 8 and 9 were truly the darkest times.

[@TheHuntContinues]

​@@shortyragsI blame Michael throwing out those radon detectors

[@TRGantz]

I love how Oscar just smashes the window, and not even caring about the dog. Just wanting to be bad. Love it.

[@JayMaverick]

They're all eager to look good in front of the cameras and feel like they've taken part in something important. That's kinda the premise of the show.

[@wyethpurkiss7393]

I love the rare moments when Jim and Dwight team up

[@mikeypoot6841]

Rare moments?

[@Keepcalmandclassyplease]

how that horse became a doctor i don’t know

[@natashapersaud1280]

😊​@@mikeypoot6841

[@Shoaboi8]

My personal theory for Stanley not noticing anything, is the fact that he saw it and just didn’t care.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

Nah I ain’t bringing that up I’m just waiting until the shift is over that’s on them. I imagine he’s thinking

[@anothajosh]

but what about the oj he drank from jims mug?

[@burnacco]

absolutely

[@burnacco]

@@anothajosh same

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@anothajosh he didn’t want to play with all the shenanigans

[@jsmuli2]

The scissor toss is the best joke ever in the show

[@mabuzamthokozisi]

"Scissor me!!"

[@dylankrejci9965]

⁠😧

[@hnycks]

12:05 creed being upset at being disqualified for not even attempting it is my favorite creed moment

[@burnacco]

fr lmfaoooooo

[@werewolf1803]

18:25 That cut between the Office's longest silent moment and Michael's Chicken Pot pie

[@lori7368]

Kismet

[@lillies]

Right??? I thought it was from the same scene for a sec

[@haldersoham4]

Like clockwork😂😂

[@haldersoham4]

And.. Oh yay.. Geography joke😂😂

[@burnacco]

fr brilliant

[@DavidVerbout]

Kevin honking the horn three times with no response absolutely kills me. 😂

[@keilagondran]

18:14 gotta love how when Jim said "get it all out now if you have to" Darryl immediately started singing 🤣🤣🤣

[@trust5977]

I appreciated how the writers accounted for Dwight being in on the leaving work early prank. Obviously normally Dwight would not agree to leaving work early.

[@josemaria8177]

These cold opens are some of the most wholesome moments in the show.

[@burnacco]

fr I love them so much

[@Giodude-db8ip]

I like the fact that at first Micheal was jealous of Stanley’s attention but eventually became so invested in him making all the pushups

[@nancymcnally7849]

"Have you tried making everything smaller" i love Creed so much!

[@sprashere]

I swear when I saw it first I could not recollect either if Stanley had a moustache 😂

[@Jorizzle22]

Me too lol

[@jaineoliveira9935]

“Some days I’m just on fire”😂

[@khandakartahurulislam8375]

And he was so proud of himself 🤣

[@theheddy718]

The only meeting Stanley seems alert for is the one where they're watching and waiting for that cube to hit the corner of the screen.

[@shruti9863jus]

You should have added the clip where the entire office becomes insanely productive just to see Andy tattoo his butt.

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@ghub254]

😂😂

[@BootsiesM0M]

Yes 🙌🏽!!! There he is 😅you always make my day

[@naughtytiger1444]

RYAN STARTED THE FIREE!!!!

[@willdoyle6952]

No he didn't. Dwight did

[@lifesyphon1]

Of course he did

[@mabuzamthokozisi]

Michael: What's so funny?? Pam: Aaaw you had to be there. Michael: OH! A Geography joke..

[@samyuktharamesh26]

What does that mean? I've seen it everywhere and cannot for the life of me find out what geography joke means 😂

[@bawergunes9415]

He took it literally

[@greatrj]

@@samyuktharamesh26 as if you had to be at the place, like a location

[@GDMonty1029]

My favorite joke from the series, because it’s so subtle and quick, and just shows that Michael is not in the same world as everyone else.

[@batgurrl]

Does Stanley have a mustache always cracks me up as does is there anything that Stanley won’t notice. Jim and Dwight teaming up always a pleasant surprise

[@tusharsaikhedkar9808]

what's important is BIG BOOBZkept us secure.

[@6Twisted]

I love the cut at 10:38. They look at him like it's a crazy idea and then it cuts to an overfilled box 🤣

[@robertryanirwin]

At 6:28 when Pam mentions Lord of the Rings, Dwight immediately shoots up with interest

[@andydoms2001]

“Scissor Me.” Michael catches it. Pam’s face: 😦

[@meangeldil]

in the second scene with the dog in the car, i wonder where darryl, jim, dwight and andy were coming from. Seems like the last group of people i would expect to go out somewhere even to get food lol

[@abhishekrao1525]

0:23 Phallus is holding the mug in such a weird way.

[@pragmaticoptimist46]

Those are AI hands. Is she real? Wait…am I real?

[@kristimccabe8288]

Omg I'm so glad you mentioned that.. I've always wondered if anyone else found the way she held her mug weird or if I was the one who was weird for thinking she held it weird..lol

[@burnacco]

PHALLUS??

[@abhishekrao1525]

@@burnacco Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

[@MandarAkre]

​@@burnaccoSorry he has got penises on the brain.

[@pottytheparrot310]

4:04 When that one friend takes it too far

[@Tuck213]

I love his face as he slowly starts to understand it's a joke

[@teddyray8597]

That particularly makes me cringe because I know I've been that friend before.😬

[@garrettbays6942]

"RRRRRing ding ding ding ding ding ding... Ahem."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@melodi2036]

That is one of my FAVORITE cold opens! Runnene ne neh.......

[@shh11111]

I cant get over the comedic genius of this show. No matter how many times i watch these clips

[@lorenmooreofficial9688]

“I am chopping off Phyllis’s head with a chainsaw….. RING-ING-ING-ING” kills me 😂

[@burnacco]

15:44 bro Ed is absolutely f*cking HILARIOUS who tf even can say otherwise 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@steelrain533]

Eventually the dog owner saw the documentary and was like wtf Oscar?!?!

[@stevenhaxans]

Stanley notices everything he just doesn't care 😅😅😅😅

[@elleryholmes2098]

pam’s face when michael grabs the scissors 🤣

[@Margaret-zl2ge]

Stanley is probably the most honest man in the office.

[@glennboston7988]

Stanley is an adulterer, he’s probably told more lies than the whole office combined 😂

[@Swim234]

@@glennboston7988lol fair point

[@JoeysMagGoth]

Omg, I don't remember the dog in car opening! Must rewatch it all..

[@jonathanmeza6074]

“i say dance they say how high”😭😭😭

[@melie3054]

I just realized how wrong that was 😂😂

[@Shrey_J]

4:11 love how he commits to it 😂😂

[@Jorizzle22]

The DVD logo thing bouncing on the TV during the meeting is so funny!

[@triscuithebiscuit]

9:02 Pam's face cracks me up

[@tysontrue5840]

The cut to Andy getting soaked killed me

[@rhitambhuiya4088]

Funny that Dwight has a doctor for shooting his horse but shoots his dead aunt himself!

[@itacklebigkids7005]

I just realized Michael had a heater and fan on high at the same time🫤

[@IAmTheDoctor00]

He also has uses a humidifier and dehumidifier at the same time in the manager/salesman episode.

[@danielkraig1298]

I like how they made a Jim Carrey reference and he shows up as a cameo in another season

[@burnacco]

- Creed disqualified! - *Creed not doing absolutely anything* : oh come on! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kiddetroit8403]

The new cord has Creed written all over it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@konuralpkarbeyaz7106]

I couldn’t understand this one, English is not my first language. Can you explain please

[@eyafeki8670]

I want to know the explanation too please

[@melodi2036]

​@@konuralpkarbeyaz7106 it just means that it's something Creed would enjoy

[@marwenjadla447]

@@melodi2036*would steal

[@pragmaticoptimist46]

0:19 send out for hot chocolates? Come on Jim put a pot on the stove!! Cocoa, milk, sugar boom roasted.

[@kiddetroit8403]

If you hadn't dropped your burrito in the parking lot there wouldn't be a raccoons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alphoric]

10:43 so you’re telling me a paper company somehow doesn’t have boxes

[@abhishekrao1525]

Not any Sabre boxes.

[@juicecat-hv8ut]

I love how even Angela is watching the box on the screen 😂

[@happiness4812]

13:18 good night Papa Bear

[@burnacco]

these are literally THE best moments of the whole show by far

[@dannyt564]

I will always hold this show close to heart

[@carleeelders875]

Pam's gasps when Michael catches the scissors (2x) is, for some reason, hilarious to me🤣

[@JakeFromYoutube]

I wish there would've been a clip at the end of the company picnic episode showing Michael coming to work the next day at like 5 am when its still dark and being really confused 😂

[@iniitu6213]

dvd logo must be really important even stanley pay attention to that.

[@cdbrown30]

Stanley’s character is so relatable sometimes

[@Urmila-vf6uz]

14:20 was truelly very funny problem and solution

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

14:50 Is it just me or does the camera immediately (intentionally) cut to Stanley's face when Michael says ".. they are numbers and boring and BLAACKH"? 😂😂

[@gertjan6574]

I think he said "blegh"

[@redacted2275]

Just you. Congrats

[@Varooooooom]

Wow these are all my favorite openings!

[@pixel5771]

19:55 " geography joke " aways get me hahahahahahahahahahah

[@burnacco]

I absolutely LOVE these moments fr

[@MCO18]

“I AM NOW CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS’S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!” Everyone else: 👀

[@Nycfanyo]

And then he makes the chainsaw sound! LOLOL

[@tusharsaikhedkar9808]

10:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drsmile128]

Dwight scanning himself cracked me up

[@freewayninja4065]

THE SUNROOF WAS OPEN OMGGGGGG 😂😂😂

[@henrystickman871]

That perfect cut scream from andy was hilarious

[@f3v1r]

14:41 The way it cuts off💀

[@f3v1r]

4:12 Ringinginging 🤣

[@Urmila-vf6uz]

14:45 was unexpected

[@GeminiNES]

2:27 had me in tears :D

[@glennjanot8128]

In the last clip, Michael should have become suspicious when saw that it was one minute after five and Stanley was still at his desk ^^

[@fluffyfeetbmf]

Some days I’m just on fire🤣🤣🤣

[@jordonmcgarva2713]

It never registered in my head that the sun roof was open hahahah

[@SunflowerSuzuki]

"25 push ups! Yay, New record! What did you do today?" "I made sale" "Oh yeah, sitting on your BIG FAT BUTT"

[@kiddetroit8403]

25 and 1 Girl push-up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@moony3083]

I love the Stanley moustache opener. Cuz we as audience start questioning if he has one or not😭😭

[@BtrDaze]

Hey hey hey. Vick did his time.

[@harrisonhamilton7653]

The dog 🐕 in the car bit is the same car from the bookie episode with Kevin.

[@menglongzzz]

I always wonder what happens when Micheal go home and finds out it’s not 5pm.

[@InfamousMS]

Was that Little Sebastian?!

[@miguelr-ni6jy]

Stanley really wanted to go home

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

0:21 who TF holds a mug like that, no wonder she has arthritis!

[@mxswallow]

I've never seen the phyllis/clichés one - did it actually air? I've been watching the office on repeat for years.

[@jjvdk90]

How did you NOT put the lipdub cold open in this compilation?? They even included Toby…

[@thelegendaryidahoshootists6558]

Anyone else scroll back to 3:24 to see if Stanley has a mustache? LOL

[@kkoromebi]

0:23 what nightmare are made of

[@vuqarrahimli]

I had missed how Kevin reacts when Michael says Fatso, still finding new details after many years

[@endlessfreedomful]

have you tried making everything smaller

[@halyketarrant]

Stanley at the pony: seems legit to me Stanley at Pam with a moustache: that’s fine I guess Stanley at Kevin dressed like Phyllis: oh hey Phyllis Stanley when it’s 17 : 02: *HOLD UP*

[@RayW....]

If Michael isn't in it, it doesn't count.

[@sotano.1702]

Never stop uploading!!❤

[@Z4G.]

Oscar was way too baller when smashing that window.

[@SteveVi0lence]

*did you set it from wombo to mini?*

[@khaledzaidan]

to this day, i still don't know whether he has a moustache!

[@beebo-]

couldve easily fixed the box situation by just saying "i took the liberty of unpacking it for you"

[@michellewanjiku6361]

Stanley is so blind 😅

[@burnacco]

14:44 BRUH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jeffypwnzu]

best part of the vid by so much

[@sharilayne6547]

Stanley is noticing...he just doesn't care.

[@UltimateJustin94]

1:03 Aww, they cut the part where Jim offers to get Phyllis a hot chocolate. 😞

[@AkouriAmmar]

Nein! Sitz! guuuut

[@kiddetroit8403]

Some days I am just on fire😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Reindeer_jay]

What can I say? 😏