Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

[@purplefloyd1513]

I like how the comments run on four years gaps.

[@enderdragoncrafter2412]

me too

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Every onion election video does

[@0flyingmintbunny0]

It’s funny to see

[@Magus12000BC]

It's even funnier that it isn't in two year gaps. It goes to show how absolutely no one cares about midterm elections.

[@kevinsheiss]

lol

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

"Most people also know nothing so they won't question you." Best advice for a bullshitter.

[@RoseRose-to4vq]

I'm the 1000th like! 😁

[@jasmineluton372]

That plus arrogance = how I got my perfect exam scores

[@casualfocus1371]

Rose Rose lies

[@arsonfly]

Do you need advice to bullshit?

[@LucasRodrigues-ls8re]

Who’s here 11 years later (2019)?

[@krystianhinz4575]

"Women can vote too" and "Animals cannot vote", the more you know

[@daena9289]

What is this bs. Animals deserve suffrage, too. VOTES FOR ANIMALS!!

[@MostGenericUser]

Woa woa woa, since when can women vote?

[@juliam.426]

Rufferage

[@thomas.thomas]

Wait, aren't these statements conflicting?

[@playnox8567]

@@thomas.thomas damn bro you didn't have to go that far

[@EnyartTheology]

Nice seeing all of you again! I'll see you four years from now. Take care.

[@therabbithat]

I hope we are all back here in 4 years

[@kevinsheiss]

@@therabbithat fr

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

This is my first time but I'm already looking forward to coming back in 2028

[@DoctorAlright]

Hello from the future

[@anarchy_79]

No, you won't.

[@christinaishere9018]

The algorithm knows what it’s doing.

[@yavuzmarifet4528]

exactly

[@LoliLoveJuice]

its learning.

[@CityWhisperer]

it's not as broken as we thought it was

[@Lionelltd]

The day after like clockwork. See you in 4 years!

[@Ybw420]

praise the algor!

[@uhu597]

Damn, Onion's actors were top-notch. This is better than SNL.

[@mauz791]

The dialogue, the acting and the text at the bottom is always perfect

[@mcmasters1484]

The onion is amazing but saying X is better than SNL isn’t saying much

[@mouinemhb4960]

@@mcmasters1484 actually true Snl is rly bad they have the occasional good sketch but most of their stuff isnt egen funny

[@mcmasters1484]

mouine mhb Especially nowadays where they care more about making a political statement more than being funny

[@deeznoots6241]

Almost everything is better than SNL, and yet somehow SNL seems to sniff its own farts.

[@pqkken]

“Are you a dem-, demo-, de- *Democrat* , democrat”

[@jsteel89]

Democrat and alzheimers is like two peas in a... two peas in... go together like hands and feet.

[@NewAgeSlaves]

Lol who cares

[@isabellemalott9976]

@@jsteel89 not really

[@DanielOnFire101]

@@isabellemalott9976 😂 you must have no idea

[@patrickjdrahman]

"and the other one"

[@galactiontv3536]

Obama: “The Black One” McCain: “The Old One” 😂😂

[@alexander9703]

I was like 12/13 when the Obama/McCain election was going on, and I remember talking about it with classmates at school. We knew the central characters as "the black one", "the old one", "the women", and "the crazy women" xD (not American so otherwise wasn't very relevant to us)

[@ethan7252]

@@alexander9703 Hold on my phone is vibrating

[@noodled6145]

Trump: "The Meme One" Biden: "The Demented One"

[@ethan7252]

@@noodled6145 my phones ringing again jesus just hold on il be back when the conversations over

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@noodled6145 You have them backwards. "Demented" means insane and corrupt, which is Donald.

[@buildbanner7976]

"How was lunch today" "Swing States" "I agree"

[@thozby]

I agree as well

[@elviramadigan5296]

i hate the controlled oposition

[@cgates2]

Definitely. The comparisons are there.

[@OphiuchiChannel]

I'm an independant. Way too much labelling these days.

[@jhawley031]

No, safe states.

[@mrpassive9148]

“Did you know: Animals cannot vote”

[@fortusvictus8297]

Damn I wish I'd have seen this before I got ballots for my cats...oh well, I'll try to remember next time.

[@abandonedmuse]

But women can lol

[@randomduck8679]

Animals don't do much for animal rights.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@Wicked Jester I clicked on the replies to see if there would be any triggered Republicans. You didn't disappoint.

[@jackkraken3888]

The real question is who would animals vote for?

[@twitchingkhan]

*”blaming others for being misinformed is a great way of seeming informed yourself”* Twitter got a hold of this video early

[@EM-wo6wf]

LOL

[@freonsp]

😂

[@kanseidorifto2430]

Kek

[@civilrebel3743]

@@_username stop

[@ValentineC137]

Actually I think they were a little late since it’s *_12 years old_*

[@boundatthewrists]

It’s amazing how nothing of this caliber exists anymore! The level of sarcasm is astounding and to the point.

[@harijotkhalsa9496]

I mean The Onion is still around. I saw some of their recent things and thought it was pretty good.

[@keira-f7b]

Human creativity has been going downhill during the last 15 years It has been either ignored or censored or discredited,

[@srmason2040]

​@harijotkhalsa9496 no, the new onion videos are extremely mid these days. The Babylon Bee is getting better sometimes when their videos are not too obviously propaganda, but even their best ones do not come close how good these were.

[@ken1941]

See y'all in 4 years when this is suggested again.

[@Fanimati0n]

See ya then

[@dixond2110]

Till then

[@nosidezero]

Until then!

[@yna5401]

cya!

[@seaque.]

be seeing you

[@DJB3lfry]

"Oh you did this yourself?" "Yes, I made this one." I did a literal spit take on that one.

[@hiimjohnquinones2971]

I laughed so hard when he said he stole it from the school 🤣

[@MjkL1337]

it's been like months since i genuinely couldn't hold my laugh like when this happened

[@Shadow77999]

This video aged like milk

[@Davenzoid]

@@Shadow77999 how so?

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

@@Davenzoid its the election in the USA and everything is a mess lmao

[@Synnerization]

"Blaming others for being non-informed is a great way of seeming informed yourself" LMAO he just described half of congress.

[@cookster69]

+Toughen Up, Fluffy No, that's obviously not what he meant. If you dont understand, then google it. not that hard.

[@kelvinpang438]

Dont you mean the whole of congress?

[@kelvinpang438]

@Toughen Up, Fluffy Your VERY dirty minded...Took me minutes to understand what you were trying to say.

[@yourdreams2440]

haha

[@TheJas20]

Synnerization i remember watching that guy fromvyour profile picture on yt. whats his name again?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"I'm an independent" is actually the best way to get everyone to yell at you nowadays.

[@manami3164]

Being an independent is fine, but being an undecided voter isn’t

[@SirMrSir-do4dk]

@@manami3164 I’ve heard that so many times but I was never told why, can you explain it to me?

[@AnneWest_]

@@SirMrSir-do4dk it’s called indoctrination, they probably don’t know themselves

[@aapex5459]

@@SirMrSir-do4dk the idea is that if you’re an independent, you have mindfully made the decision to be an independent. but, being undecided means that you did not care or did not do enough research to reach a consensus on who you should vote for

[@Martykun36]

they just laugh at you

[@purpleheartsofficial]

"There is no reason to not not vote" I love it.

[@Ty-vj4wg]

*no excuse

[@illuforce]

@Alex Capwell Why?

[@johnnya1717]

@Alex Capwell yes, double "not" makes my brain melt too. I turn on logic and try to realize what that means

[@olavihekandjo2928]

@Alex Capwell yes and no. Remove the "not not" and you end up with 'there is no excuse to vote' which means the same. But the joke is about you not being able to not vote and get away with it. So the "not vote" needs to be in the sentence to continue the joke.

[@PhantomAyz]

If i paraphrase this, is it? "There is no reason to vote"?

[@Niko-zl5hn]

But when the world needed him the most, he vanished

[@senoraraton]

@Mansoor Shakeel This doesn't follow. Pretty sure most leftist in the country realize that the two capitalist, corporatists parties are the same. The Democrats are Republican lite. There is no functional difference between them. Hell the debate between Biden and Trump was "He is gonna do a good thing!" - Trump "No way, I'm not gonna do that good thing Jack" - Biden

[@meishiate-8139]

I love all the avatar jokes I’m finding with these election videos

[@MillywiggZ]

The Onion is reporting on current events, so nothing about them has changed.

[@GRBtutorials]

@@senoraraton Well, they’re pretty close, but definitely not the same. Sure, if you want to make a point about the state of politics in the US, it isn’t much of a stretch to say they’re the same as a rhetorical figure, but given the choice between one of the two (as FPTP leaves you no other real alternative), it’s quite clear which one to vote if you’re anywhere on the left.

[@icy.diamond]

Lmao

[@HeyItsDoodler]

I’m not even from the States, but the KZbin algorithm works in spades.

[@johnmartinez7440]

People watching election content during an election. Astounding stuff.

[@literallynobody25]

You're Mexican?

[@daena9289]

Hey that rhymed

[@Blankult]

KZbin recognizes the american in you

[@novemberninth4392]

Sameee

[@chickenfate5235]

“I’m an independent.” Dear god, this was ahead of its time.

[@ethan7252]

Anytime someone asks me whether I'm a democrat or a republican, I say I'm canadian

[@theonlycaulfield]

It was just as true when it was made.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

how? do you think independents are new in america?

[@six-six3617]

@@TrippingDaizyOr actual independents exist , in spite of Republican larpers

[@HuyConWargaming]

“Is your child at risk of becoming fat like you?” Oh man...that is killer

[@celieboo]

Where did you see that one?

[@HuyConWargaming]

@@celieboo it’s at the end of the video

[@Roberta_Trevino]

My cat's already fat so I guess it doesn't translate to my situation

[@AmericanAristo]

That one had me cryingg 😂😂😂

[@paveldatsyuk7175]

You guys should move around a bit sometime together

[@AlphaDavid66]

The “did you know , women can vote too“ had me dying 😂

[@TapOnX]

"Animals cannot vote" though. Discrepancy detected?

[@simplicitas5113]

Same 😂 Even as a European I still found it funny.

[@kx7500]

Sandy Jones ok sexist

[@kx7500]

Sandy Jones no point in arguing with people who don’t care about them, sexist.

[@dubcusb]

@Sandy Jones ok sexist

[@evan]

God I miss the old onion videos

[@johnd.3195]

Hello. I don’t know who you are but, I wish you well.

[@alte21]

EVAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE JCHDJSJS

[@dakshbishnoi4239]

same

[@sabrinafletcher7884]

don't we all, Evan

[@RestInValhalla]

Yup

[@Sirjsminis]

That "both parties are pretty much the same one" would really get voters riled up

[@AntiqueRem]

the most mental thing about it is it's true but if you ever mention it in front of either party supporters you will be shunned.

[@DeathlyMane]

Legit, both parties have a job of keeping the ruling class in america rich, they just have differences when it comes to going about doing so.

[@wtfbros5110]

@@lumeckos6143 they're all shit who cares LMAO

[@lumeckos6143]

@@wtfbros5110 they're both shit? Yeah I would have loved a stimulus check 😃 but fuck me guess they're the same

[@wtfbros5110]

@@lumeckos6143 triggered lmao

[@imad7x]

Recommended at the right time. This algorithm is scary

[@benrogers8520]

Yeah

[@maxonator3913]

Lol ikr

[@cfire5689]

No

[@radoslavradosavljevic7980]

I was looking for this

[@clementcolin4262]

When lots of people look for the keyword "elections" youtube digs out old videos that have the keyword "elections". I don't see what's scary about that.

[@willdebaca4914]

"Did you know: Women can vote too" "Did you know: Animals cannot vote" Amazing.

[@csansolo]

Did you know Dead people can vote? Should be included.

[@bobobsen]

@@csansolo ah, are you pretending to care about the elections by repeating others? Good work

[@immortalsun]

I don’t even pay attention to the text when watching these.

[@blipblopblopblip1057]

the more you know

[@splash_067]

@@bobobsen do you not care about corruption? Good work😒

[@schattentaenzerin]

Don't mind me. Just brushing up on my skills for the election. Biden: The pale old one Trump: The orange old one

[@okaydetar821]

Biden: The dementia patient Trump: The reality tv guy

[@qaiser648]

@@okaydetar821 Biden: The pale dementia patient Trump: The orange dementia patient

[@TheJudoJoker]

Biden: You aint black Trump: Man. Woman. Camera. Person. TV.

[@rgderen88]

Biden: the creepy sniffing one Trump: the creepy grabbing one

[@foreverfizz8]

Biden: Don't like him. Can't remember shit. Or He's great. He was a vice president and did great. Trump: Don't like him. He tweets too much and doesn't use big enough words. Or He's great. He was president for four years and did great. You're welcome

[@BerlinTrainStation1]

Here we are again, friends. Here we are.

[@tearsandsuffering2804]

When onion’s fake news starts to turn real and the two realities start to mush together 👀

[@omfglongbeach]

reddit.com/r/nottheonion

[@UXtatic]

Believe!

[@XanderFenikkusu]

Its satire not fake news

[@MrTriple3D]

@@XanderFenikkusu satire that looks like real news is still fake news even if it were intended to make people laugh

[@Ty-vj4wg]

It has always been real.

[@edgarallenpwned3538]

“What’s the point anyway the outcome is already decided” is also another good one

[@nikkilee3840]

When they think you're a conspiracy theorist, but you're actually a determinist.

[@TheCuriouscat10]

Edgar Allen Pwned 🤣

[@EinDose]

The thing with this one is that to deploy it safely, you need to either be either completely informed or clueless. The thing that'll really kill you is having just enough knowledge to risk being surprised by the outcome.

[@AMPStorm]

Truth.

[@Stonktradomus]

Except it isn't true.

[@Blueshirt38]

The best part about this that I think people missed- "Use one of these political non-opinions I brought..." "I'm an independent".

[@BNK2442]

I said all those things in that list at least once. XD

[@nunyabisnass1141]

I don't know whether to laugh or be ashamed, because yeah...thats me.

[@kaibaCorpHQ]

yep...

[@salj.5459]

I’d add “Both sides are bad.” and “I’m a centrist.”

[@TacklingIgnorance]

Personally, I enjoyed him correcting the word democrat, and then according answering what the other one was

[@AlexandreCMATTI]

It’s 2024 and just got it recommended again! Right in time!

[@mrniceguy7168]

“Take a few hours off work to “vote” - Just take a nap in your car!”

[@L7vanmatre]

I think it'd be way more inconspicuous to nap *in* your car. :)

[@mikke2771]

@Tatea probably *on* the car

[@Buddy.Johnston]

Fox Black not inside of the car, *INSIDE OF THE INSIDES OF THE CAR*

[@mattmoves5920]

How to be political without talking about politics. The writers are genius. Update: wow 5k likes in 5 days, is all internet watching this video?

[@Gvistic]

Wait hold up my phone is vibrating

[@AverageAlien]

@@Gvistic Your moms toys are vibrating

[@Gvistic]

@@AverageAlien At this point, there's hardly a difference between your mother and mine anyway.

[@gabriel_talih]

@@Gvistic Are you guys long lost brothers?

[@nguyeninhtri1155]

@@Gvistic bruh

[@truegamerking]

"What if the corner you on one of these political issues like health care" 12 years later, still topical Some things never change

[@fortusvictus8297]

'People tend to look at problems and want to find the solutions. But for some problems there are no solutions, only trade-offs.' -Thomas Sowell

[@kneesnap1041]

@@fortusvictus8297 Or in this case there are solutions that most of the rest of the world has successfully implemented that we refuse to even consider because the people profiting off of the current system will spend huge amounts of money to both buy politicians and destroy public opinion about solutions.

[@rileygraham8952]

@@fortusvictus8297 yeah nah universal healthcare was always the solution

[@benbo34]

@@kneesnap1041 but there are issues with those systems. There are crazy stories with governments not allowing people in critical conditions to get treatments in those countries with public healthcare, while in the US we have the most advanced healthcare equipment, yet we are not rated very high on the healthiest countries list. People come to America to get our healthcare system when they can because they know it is the best. However, because of the extreme costs it’s very hard to provide this to everyone in the United States. While healthcare makes up 16 percent of US GDP and is a huge part of the economy , it’s very hard to quantify the value of a human life, making healthcare an issue that really does not have a simple answer. There are big flaws in both forms of healthcare we see, and frankly- seeing the governments trouble to conduct voting- I would not trust the government to run my healthcare.

[@fortusvictus8297]

@@kneesnap1041 But have they? I have been to some European countries and nearly everything they use/provide are things invented/researched, developed, and in many cases even made in the USA. There is a reason rich people in Europe, Canada go to the USA for medical treatments...don't ignore the choices people with the economic freedom make as they are the most informed. 'Single Payer' is just code for equal misery for everyone under a certain income...the rich will still go where options are available.

[@creepypato3984]

I really like how he looks bit proud when saying "Yes, I made this one" 😂

[@KasumiRINA]

This is a really good representation of intelligence level of someone who "isn't into politics".

[@creepypato3984]

@@KasumiRINA If that was meant to be an insult towards me, let me say; I'd rather laugh at the shadow play than think about all stuff that I cannot change... And I've heard _everything_ there is to hear. I would laugh the hardest if I were american in specific 😗

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

"Not Voting Is Easy: More Than Half The Population Does It!" Onion why you gotta roast us like that 😢

[@Karll541]

thomas underfoot voting is useless

[@iPizerr]

@@Karll541 if everyone voted i doubt trump wouldve won

[@SuperDocen]

@@iPizerr I am an independent

[@rottik3327]

@@iPizerr It doesn't matter how many people voted, as each voting block adheres to its usual party 99% of the time.

[@paulfoss5385]

John Lavin It does make a difference, democrats do better with high voter turnout out. The different voting blocks experience disenfranchisement at different rates.

[@austinjohnson5482]

"oh im sorry my phones vibrating" LOL

[@Bokeh420]

I believed it

[@CityWhisperer]

@@NJ-wb1cz lmao

[@marcushennings9513]

See that's the best one because it can be used in everyday situations just to avoid conversations without making people mad at you. Why didn't I think of that before now.

[@XiangYu94]

*ITS A PHONE FAKEOUT*

[@BananaJanta]

Ok I'll wait

[@msjkramey]

I would have been so pissed as a kid if some idiot *actually* pulled my art of the wall lol

[@weswheel4834]

Cunning ploy though. Do that and the conversation (or at least what-people-are-thinking) will quickly move from politics to why-the-hell-you-think-its-okay-to-steal-kids-art-from-a-school... Genius.

[@ddebenedictis]

The "kid's art" featured in this helpful video was too good though...better for it not to resemble anything in particular.

[@notquality3471]

For me, I'm not gonna be pissed because I thought someone stole my art because it's too God damn good that they decided to steal it :)

[@kubli365]

A small price to pay for salvation

[@sereneiris6855]

This comment made laugh out loud

[@deebugger]

A month to the 2024 elections, and the candidate’s descriptions in the titles are still spot-on (the “black one” vs. the “old one”) 😂

[@matthewh2549]

Disturbingly, horrifyingly on point and genius satire

[@MastaSmack]

I just don't understand, voting is something you do to make yourself feel like you're doing something when you really aren't...Unless you could actually go to every person in a state and explain why they should vote a certain way and change it from red to blue or vice versa, states pretty much vote the same way they always do.

[@MrTalkingCorn]

Hilarious, amusing, comical, and humorous video. Shit did i just use a bunch of words that mean the same thing? Huh.

[@antoinehicks2681]

You sure this is satire because this is shit I do in real life.

[@cyjan3k823]

@@MastaSmack And 20milion people think like you that they wont change anything but if they all would go they could change everything

[@Gorilla_Jones]

@Toughen Up, Fluffy Shaddup

[@jodicompton5561]

Watching this a second time, I noticed that even the expert doesn't seem to know the names of both parties. When Jim asks, "What's the other one?" he just says, "Right" and moves on.

[@kanishkkaushik780]

I believe saying "Republican" won't work comedically? He's being more like "don't worry about all that, I gotchu man"

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

Or perhaps he was just in a haste..lol

[@nathanfernandes7085]

+

[@trevorkates6451]

Or maybe he meant the “right” leaning party

[@vanitas7441]

See, that’s how you know he’s an expert. He’s so good at seeming informed without being informed, that’s even though he has all these tricks, he still doesn’t know!

[@mazeemadaline3091]

KZbin sure has a great sense of humour.

[@johnmartinez7440]

In what way?

[@ahmid3496]

@@johnmartinez7440 they put this video about voting in the algorithm when America is splitting itself for this upcoming election

[@pervezhassan9148]

@@johnmartinez7440 how are you oblivious

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@ahmid3496 Well yeah, but how is that a sense of humour? Its basic function is to understand what's popular and recommend related content, so it always makes me chuckle when people get so surprised by this.

[@Guztav1337]

@@poptartculture3889 Yep. Like, come on, let it do its job.

[@inventgineer]

2024 and we're back!

[@bilbobaggins9451]

We're SO back!

[@deez4957]

There’s no way this could have been timed perfectly right after the election

[@BrokenG-String]

I wish it was sooner lol

[@beatrixwickson8477]

That double negative, so you're saying it only could have been timed perfectly right after the election? Because that actually seems a bit late.

[@deez4957]

@@beatrixwickson8477 oh my bad I’ll correct it 👍

[@IncognitoSprax]

Barack Obama: The Black One John McCain: The Old One Funny.

[@devtogoru]

Wow a 10 year old comment on youtube

[@BigJay_]

Holy shit

[@seol3075]

OH MY GOSH i would actually die if i saw a 10 year old comment saying "ill se you in 2019 when this gets reccomended" this is still dope

[@meetroushan2727]

Dayyyuuummm

[@smoog]

Next year it will be: The fat one And The sane one

[@stukas07]

"I'm an independent." In the suggestions was a nice touch.

[@swampdonkey1567]

Jeremy that’s the 3rd biggest party though. Actually wait never-mind 2 part slaves aren’t smart enough to understand it.

[@15Monkes]

1.2% of the votes babyyyyyyyyyyy let’s gooooo

[@VinayakaHalemane]

This is so well made. From the production values to the actors to the writing. They need to make this show again with the same team for the current situation.

[@ianweir3608]

I think parodying the modern political landscape might be literally impossible. No matter what headline you see nowadays, your reaction will probably be "yeah, sounds about right". We've crossed over

[@Exclusivesociety]

“Or the uh, other one...” “Right-“ LMAO

[@jackwheeler27]

I wish conversations in the news were actually this direct and content-heavy.

[@sterlingsilver5937]

@xX Egyptian Flower Xx Lol.

[@Redmenace96]

The Onion only satires the best news shows! They do not satire the lazy and dumb ones. (unless that is more funny)

[@Mikeanglo]

Here's how I handle it. "So, are you a democrat or a republican?" *"yes."*

[@mikuhatsunegoshujin]

I'm *NAZBOL*

[@twirlipofthemists3201]

"No."

[@insertyourfeelingshere8106]

Sorry I don’t fit in your oppressive political binary

[@yatangaki6719]

Non binary

[@goyonman9655]

Ha!

[@SisyphusianSaturnite]

Every 4 years, going back to 2016, this video has appeared in my recommendations without fail. I suppose it's a tradition now.

[@mariguana7918]

I used to care about politics, then I realized I wanted to be happy.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Awww... no arrow in the knee?

[@alexandresilva3427]

@@NJ-wb1cz Damn those oldschool memes :D

[@alexandresilva3427]

@Thomas Serrano 2012 was 8 years ago man :D. In meme time it's a long time.

[@elizabethposekany4944]

Same

[@manuelsputnik]

PepeHands

[@atomato5989]

This is literally never not relevant.

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Especially now.

[@nosuchthing8]

It used to be relevant

[@qk7x]

@@nosuchthing8 that's what he's saying

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

@@MausOfTheHouse idiot

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@walidfakhfakh3660 What's wrong with you?

[@MrTweetumss00]

"Animals cannot vote" :(

[@kx7500]

Mr.Tweetums only some of them can.

[@InfraredScale]

It's actually quite interesting as If animals could vote, politicians would have to cater to animals instead of humans as they would be the majority

[@kx7500]

RedStone128 Music tell that to the working class lol

[@hubinoscoper4837]

Women can :(

[@noobnoob8922]

Suck it Mr.Tweetums

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

It's 2024 and here we go again!

[@NathanielSkinnerMusic]

Let's be honest. It's 2020: "The roof caved in" now works.

[@cauchyschwarz3295]

"The polling station was taken over by radikals" works now too

[@enderdragoncrafter2412]

polling station never got repaired after 3 years ago

[@JayTheOtt]

Ouch, that last part hurt. I don't even have kids and I am worried.

[@_username]

F L E S kzbin.info/www/bejne/haa4XqJtoMuXarM N O I T O M O R P

[@meruema]

The KZbin algorithm strikes again

[@johnmartinez7440]

How?

[@mckernan603]

Shanandrana!

[@clintlovewinds7525]

Here in 2024 to joggle my memory for these great tips

[@Adoyleonon]

Ligma nuts

[@saxoman1]

Month and a week out, this video still shines!

[@RandomActsOfGaming]

I can attest to the roof caving in doesn't always work, if someone calls you on it, you had better have a remote detonation rigged and ready.

[@cgates2]

I know this comment’s 3 years old, but it literally made me lol. Thanks for that.

[@bi11thefirst]

@@cgates2 I know your comments 3 month's old, but it literally made me swiftly exhale out my nose

[@jasperrutherford2665]

@@bi11thefirst I know your comment's 1 week old, but I literally did not react when I read it. Thanks

[@jonavanderpal]

@@jasperrutherford2665 I know your comment's 4 days old, but I wanted to comment something to keep the chain going.

[@dig8634]

@@jonavanderpal I don't know

[@danielholtzman2582]

"Blaming others for being uninformed is always a great way of seeming informed yourself." God damn these guys were way ahead of their time. Mm 2008... So innocent... not having any idea how much worse it was all going to get...

[@JamesJJSMilton]

2008 was literally the time a bunch of retards were blaming eachother over banks blowing up

[@bevvvy1374]

People were as stupid then as they are now, just that it's much easier to express now

[@averyplaysguitar]

@@bevvvy1374 now all you need is a MAGA hat

[@JamesJJSMilton]

@@averyplaysguitar i mean the maga had is a pretty good drip tho, wheres Biden's marketable slogan and funky hat?

[@averyplaysguitar]

@@JamesJJSMilton no malarkey

[@meghan______669]

I miss 2008 politics

[@grillbaked]

I know 2008 was a fucking paradise compared to this shit my god.

[@vladimirkomarov7126]

@Alexander Leblanc LOL cheeto how funny you are my man

[@Anonymous-bh9om]

@S K sad times

[@Anonymous-bh9om]

Joe Average Obama was just more of the same in cool black packaging and people fell for it

[@L7vanmatre]

Don't worry guys, in 10 years we'll be "oh man you know *current president* is bad when we 5 people say that Trump was better than this current one"

[@isaiahsanchevy9252]

This is the very definition of "evergreen content".

[@chrishuston1992]

Easily offended GEN Z SNOWFLAKE, go back to your Starbucks 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@julyjuly3073]

"We take voting for granted. A lot of the world doesn't even get to pick their leaders." Well well... they called it.

[@JJ-qx3cb]

China and Russia: *Time for some freedom in the land of the free boys*

[@eruno_]

Bernie...

[@noneyabusiness6504]

Oh, they definitely did.

[@princessnovainacottage3326]

@&; something he read on social media

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@Derp Inshmurtz I want to fight for metal scraps while attempting to flee from irradiated monsters in the Mojave wasteland.

[@timothy3777]

“women can vote too!” the onscreen headliners are half the humor

[@Nash9r]

Seeming informed without being informed is tight. Also super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@orik737]

What a strange place to find this reference. I'm glad I did, but why did i

[@smilessantana2049]

@@orik737 where is it from?

[@orik737]

@@smilessantana2049 a completely unrelated film review comedy sketch series called "Pitch Meeting"

[@l0333]

Yeah yeah yeah!

[@05credito]

@@orik737 whoops

[@LowkeyLeaving]

Here we go again, in 2024!

[@ChronicSpinDash]

"See, that is a PHONE FAKE OUT!"

[@samshankar9413]

What a time to get recommended

[@finnjeffrey572]

Nice profile pic dude

[@onesyphorus]

Nice profile pic dude

[@samshankar9413]

@@finnjeffrey572 I can't be bothered to change it. Plus I'm not even American, I'm Australian.

[@tyyer]

"At this point, there's hardly a difference between the two parties" lmao classic

[@jonnylifts]

When the US election approaches the algorithm offers this video to me as tribute - an Australia. Still great tips all these years later

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

This is ironically the single most genius piece of political humor

[@taiwanisacountry8221]

Me, a non american, when everyone around me starts talking about Trump and Biden

[@somethingwithbungalows]

I’m sorry lol

[@engineergaming7407]

same but im american

[@sakyyk]

Lmaoo

[@eggman5106]

@@engineergaming7407 Same

[@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon]

Lol

[@Bearedd]

KZbins recommended timing is impeccable. I needed this today

[@BurningRoman]

Every 4 years we meet here. See ya in 2024!

[@cristinasoto1334]

It's the demented CO Humphrey from Orange is the New Black! He's funny.

[@77rong77]

I knew he looked familiar, youtube comments for the win yet again!

[@JayOTwo]

lol!! I noticed right away. Crazy coincidence, I'm rewatching that show for the second time right now.

[@milesb8393]

the guy that plays him is actually called Michael Torpey but i’m honestly surprised that they’re not the same person

[@ohwhye]

0:14 “just couldn’t care less”. He used the expression correctly!

[@EventH0riz0n]

Its so sad that Onion has stopped the production of the really funny ones like 10 years ago. These are just the best.

[@juhotasken]

well its because real news kinda took their place...

[@mikearchibald744]

I think it was their lawsuit. Then they realized they'd be in lawsuits against idiots forever.

[@juhotasken]

@@mikearchibald744 Damn didn't even known that, was there lawsuits & like what?

[@heinrichagrippa5681]

Distract your friends by making them much more concerned that you steal random children's art off school walls.

[@seebass1001]

This video must spike every 4 years and it surely did again

[@ivorymask2599]

"Did you know? Women can vote too!"

[@pedroocm]

@Truth Seeker dude, it's okay if women don't like you, you don't need to make it publicly known

[@riftis2210]

@@pedroocm Careful, your simp is showing.

[@arikalamari19]

@@riftis2210 you think simp is an actual insult🤣

[@pedroocm]

@Mark Beatriz the guy deleted his comment

[@nunodanda4906]

It's kinda scary how Onion's old videos are getting more and more relatable

[@warlord1694]

It's also scary that people worship these politicians like they're gods Smdh .

[@Gweb52]

Here in 2024 . This is more important than ever

[@lumo]

"Is your child at risk of becoming fat like you?" Ahaha, I love it.

[@squiddlydodah]

This video could not have been recommended to me at such a good time.

[@zedgrotex]

Ah, perfect timing, 12 years later.

[@soda989]

2024 - now more than ever... 🇺🇸

[@joshuapatrick682]

It’s been another four years folks!!!

[@jasondashney]

We need to be reminded that nothing changes.

[@T-Ball-o]

It's that time of year again

[@maximus4375]

This comes in my recommended every 4 years

[@thomas.thomas]

Really? Your yt account is only 4 years old

[@justinw8716]

@@thomas.thomas I’ve been on KZbin for like 6 years and I only signed in about a year ago

[@tglimm]

"After all you've told us, there's no excuse to not not vote!" This is pure genius.

[@mrmo4569]

This couldn't have come back at a better time. KZbin knows what we need to be recommended

[@crxtodd16]

MTOGA = Make The Onion Great Again

[@OhCrumbs96]

Ah, 2008. What a time. Not giving a shit about politics feels like a long-forgotten luxury.

[@KasumiRINA]

It was a mistake too. Biden just confessed that Obama being soft on putin led us here. McCain was right. Vote blue now as parties switched platforms on foreign policy again.

[@troylee4196]

I don't and I don't have to give opinions ever on it

[@poika22]

It's as simple as logging off social media

[@torontowill]

Good old KZbin, surfacing a video at the top of their homepage in the prime #1 slot, which 16 years old. But they've got me, I'll never say no to watching a classic ONN.

[@thatguy6171]

This video is a tradition every 4 years

[@sergeantpanther678]

Just as relevant in 2016.

[@SGVirtusAuthor]

I know it's a year later, and I hope this doesn't sound mean but... You sir, look like Rick Astley.

[@Tflexxx02]

And just as relevant in 2018, 2020, 2022, 2024...off-year elections 2019, 2021...you get the idea.

[@notquality3471]

This works at anytime :)

[@maxederingtongold5376]

Just as relevant in 2019 even though the election isn't for another year.

[@Andrew-gx7xu]

I feel like people care about the election now

[@scoobydoobydoo8069]

This has been recommended to me for the last two elections. I always forget it exists. But this beautiful video is always here for me

[@FoOtFoOt542]

November 2024 here: I did give a shit all these years but not anymore.