The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.
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@piafantastic63232 жыл бұрын
I love how they causally just use the Romanian flag as Koy4Goff’s flag.
@brav0wing Жыл бұрын
We are a spam country. Just look at how much spam workers we sent to Western Europe.
@sirllamaiii9708 Жыл бұрын
Thieves >:)
@mattjoshima6181 Жыл бұрын
It's the Romanians who stole Koy4Goff's flag.
@piafantastic6323 Жыл бұрын
@@mattjoshima6181 heyy! :(
@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын
It's possible they doubled over some speech of a politician. I suck at history, but this kinda looks like Iliescu
@joew8438 Жыл бұрын
I have an uncle in Koy4Gof who just passed away and left me 6 million dollars. I didn't know him, but he sounds like a wonderful man and wonderful country.
@daneenmurf1043 Жыл бұрын
What a beautiful story. Do you by any chance need to use my bank account to get the money out of the country ?
@stephaniecarrow4898 Жыл бұрын
@@daneenmurf1043 😂😂😂 Brilliant!
@justinklenk10 ай бұрын
Act now, I recommend, and geev ALL information to -me- them, for make sure your vonderful uncle can rest in peace and happiness for to know his nephew happy with his 6 million dollars for very good successful life. Make now sure, good sir or madam, and send this today for your goodest fortune upon responding today now!
@hitchslap82544 ай бұрын
Was it specified that it was 6 million dollars USD. It's etremely important that your inheritance is also described as an initialism.
@nemou49856 жыл бұрын
"I created a financial empire. Can you put your computer on autopilot with online wealth generation?" This video predicted bitcoin.
@ScorpionAndZangief5 жыл бұрын
The Onion is not comedy, it is prophecy. Also comedy.
@Ben-rz9cf5 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand how bitcoin mining works
@zeruel1215 жыл бұрын
Ben Hinman people do transactions and the miners solve math problems to compete for a % of the transaction fee
@LyubomirIko4 жыл бұрын
@@zeruel121 yes , the miners dig a hole then excavate the content of your pocket. it is called simple math - you give they get 1+1
@BDCKavalaGroup4 жыл бұрын
haha Bitcoin is a joke, you computer continues to generate online wealth by 100 other ways. another 100 existed before bitcoin
@solblackguy6 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of the Onion's top 10 videos ever made.
@josephblanchard62484 жыл бұрын
Seriously. And the accuracy tho....
@praveen90932 жыл бұрын
Yeah! so creative & funny!
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
Wish I had seen 3:30 before the pandemmy 😅
@Dude-vq3oe Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@HansLemurson5 жыл бұрын
I just realized that they are actually speaking in their native language, and we are refusing to truly listen to them.
@potatokitty Жыл бұрын
He is such a beautiful speaker.
@preflex35028 ай бұрын
Darmok and Jalad at horny singles in your area.
@Luvurenemy4 жыл бұрын
This dude reciting Internet ads is true art.
@Chaosfury504 жыл бұрын
I love how George Clooney is featured and shows him conducting his normal daily business, handing over free money to a happy couple.
@catsforbrains8 жыл бұрын
"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! Add me to your MSN!" lol
@benm14144 жыл бұрын
I read this exactly as he said it... What a coinkeydink!
@Moosa272 жыл бұрын
I remember the ads offering to find your old classmates. This video is just before Facebook took over and we all learned we actually prefer not to see our old classmates!
@dharmallars Жыл бұрын
Yesss the one with the picture of the girl who looks like Jackie from that 70s show
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
lmao. and id gladly take 00’s popups over 20 second youtube ads
@briancrawford8751 Жыл бұрын
@@winonafrog There's Adblock for KZbin.
@grandconjunct15 жыл бұрын
When are we going to deal with the crises in Telemarketerstan
@matthew81534 жыл бұрын
grandconjunct When the politicians stop getting kickbacks.
@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh4 жыл бұрын
Matthew bro the comment is 11 years old
@matthew81534 жыл бұрын
SMART Board SBM680 77Inch Interactive Whiteboard And here you are reading it.
@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh4 жыл бұрын
Matthew fair enough
@moresnacksplease526 Жыл бұрын
13 years later and that’s still a valid question
@Anastas17863 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. We get so mad at spammers, mocking their "awful grammar" and garish aesthetics, but it turns out it's all _legit,_ that's just how these people _talk,_ and we just fail to understand the true _depth_ and _beauty_ of Koy4Goff's language and culture, and the real _complexity_ of the local economy. Sad! Joyous salutations and many warm benedictions to the people of Koy4Goff! Or as I believe they say in _your_ language: "Dear sir/mem! I WI$H 4 UU many gud working!!!!! Mak 1'000,s _D0LLARTS_ USD @ home!!! *REAL!!!"*
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
Truly a message we in America XXX can take to heart 24/7
@stephaniecarrow4898 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 Your openness to other cultures is heartwarming!
@preflex35028 ай бұрын
Shaka, when the walls fell!
@Fancysymbol15 жыл бұрын
rofl "I started this business giving away free $10000"
@spencergorman3663 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the use of "rofl" in a very long time
@matthew81533 жыл бұрын
@@spencergorman366 Well the comment is eleven years old so that makes sense.
@SuperEd8615 жыл бұрын
brilliant, fucking brilliant.
@tccasanova3 жыл бұрын
True
@deathandroses38613 жыл бұрын
As always
@catsforbrains8 жыл бұрын
ENTER HERE FOR GOVERNMENT!!!!
@jimdog220018 жыл бұрын
Catwalk models love grand prizes at the pump... Thanks grandpa.
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
Luxury timepieces best quality!
@Scott8987815 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest onions I've seen yet! That guy with the free money business was absolutely brilliant! And they managed to include every common type of spam that nobody clicks on more than once there is.
@chaosd115 жыл бұрын
The spam comments on this video are deliciously ironic.
@gerald14953 жыл бұрын
damn these comments are ancient
@supastar2512 жыл бұрын
Who writes this stuff...comedy gold. brilliant
@rrock20254 жыл бұрын
Your comment is brilliant
@cohgemini15 жыл бұрын
"Popupistan" LMAO the onions just keep raising the bar
@zappgl2 жыл бұрын
they predicted Spamton
@PollyEdaline13 жыл бұрын
SS. Re: You're Profile
@fartinfpooping88012 жыл бұрын
Spamton's hometown
@thegoat5141 Жыл бұрын
Make rain rain go AWAY! Add sizzle to your SUMMER!
@freakjelly15 жыл бұрын
Generic C14L15 warehouse? Classic. The Onion churns out another hilarious video. Keep up the good work.
@hitchslap8254 Жыл бұрын
I'm from the future and I've got some sad news for you.
@abraxas12315 жыл бұрын
"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President, add me to your MSN" hahahah. Hilarious.
@Squeejee0915 жыл бұрын
I wish our national leaders could speak as eloquently as the Prime Minister of Koy4Goff .
@watchspotting Жыл бұрын
We vacationed in Koy4Goff and visited George’s store. He truly is a lovely man.
@twisted_autumn2 жыл бұрын
spamtons true ethnicity
@yellowcougar1813 жыл бұрын
I love how Affordable Paradise is misspelt.
@ganii18042 жыл бұрын
huh, so that's where spamton's from
@sw00pster15 жыл бұрын
Study: Teen Mortality Rate High Among Dogs. HAHAHA! Love the ticker!
@DelaneyRoberts15 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many takes it took for the actor at the end to get through that speech without cracking up. I love me some Onion.
@fluffymuffin_456 Жыл бұрын
Spamton world
@the10ofdiamondscard Жыл бұрын
Stamp tong
@praveen90932 жыл бұрын
It’s outrageous! The products are actually gold! It’s the Current advertising technique that is bad! US should be more supportive of Koy4Gaff & Popupistan! Instead of outright banning imports from these countries, US should provide alternate ways for these countries to legally advertise their amazing products, in an efficient way!
@allensacharov54242 жыл бұрын
Otherwise there will a whole lot of Russian troops at their border threatening their capitalist way of life and causing yet another damn crisis.
@Sindini15 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. This is so well made My brain is frozen! I am truely impressed! 10/10 maybe the best onion news.
@bart869 Жыл бұрын
Been spendin' most their lives, livin' in the AFFORDABLE PARADISE
@YourEveryDayJackAss15 жыл бұрын
"America has no right to condemn our way of life, and make RinGRinG go away!" ahhh good old Onion....making us seemed informed :D
@fuffoon Жыл бұрын
The idea of an large container ship loaded with nothing but penis pumps is a humorous idea. All marked urgent.
@ahillmann2 ай бұрын
This might be my favourite The Onion video. So many jokes packed in three minutes.
@Chronomaton11 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when you hear those spams that you've gotten
@Murnjendoof_too Жыл бұрын
At last, we've found Spamton's birthplace!
@barbarajmay14 жыл бұрын
"Over important use big what want was. Number other said feet because great tell. Did years words side does light will? Here second long him been five. Above have three across left work me. Play thing from under." I'm sold!
@SkylarsTerribleMemes4 жыл бұрын
While want often you after. More light go there top. Like looked some his change been so men know. Heard then name between read. Because since times know no one next. Me for being between along need same. Has until was white. Means go time while below year find. I been back always going know of been feet.
@Anastas17863 жыл бұрын
@@SkylarsTerribleMemes It really is a _beautiful_ language, isn't it?
@rockpapersuzi15 жыл бұрын
This is possibly my favorite Onion clip ever.
@atlbroad15 жыл бұрын
Wow this was hilarous! Make your PC 200% times faster! lmao
@Pining_for_the_fjords13 жыл бұрын
"READ THIS FREE WARRRNING!"
@ultravidz15 жыл бұрын
"add sizzle to your summer" lmao!!
@demolicous10 жыл бұрын
0:42 my god lolol
@KyleKratky15 жыл бұрын
You know, just when I think that maybe The Onion has exhausted all possible material, something like this emerges. bravo, onion.
@KyleKratky3 жыл бұрын
@Not Suspicious Human I mean, it's cool.
@TommyHarkin15 жыл бұрын
Right next to this video: "Her IQ is 121: Can you beat that? Take Quiz"
@zackpumpkinhead88822 ай бұрын
We can thank Koy4Goff for the latest development in the evolution of youth vernacular
@None-Trick_Pony3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this thinking it was about the canned crap company. I have zero explanations.
@achilleselbow12 жыл бұрын
Heh...both the areas on the map are actually chunks of Kazakhstan.
@dsandoval93964 жыл бұрын
Nice try, no such country exists.
@None-Trick_Pony3 жыл бұрын
@@dsandoval9396 Actually, it does exist. It was founded by Sacha Baron Cohen to sell Borat.
@CollectiveFury15 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones yet!
@Icix115 жыл бұрын
LOL i love the witty quips about internet culture "add me to your MSN mr. president!"
@Mr_Valentin.2 жыл бұрын
"Add me to your MSN Mr president! Add me to your MSN!!"
@kirondeshem86012 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated, absolute gold
@sfperalta4 ай бұрын
I always wondered where all that spam was coming from!!
@MS-oj8nh9 ай бұрын
Lets help this man, not to lose his store!
@VileRebis2 жыл бұрын
Spamton real
@ProductBasement4 жыл бұрын
If George Clooney is forced to close his shop, he can always get a job with the U.S. federal government
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
1:05 is Ukraine rn 😅
@Evinosaurusrex15 жыл бұрын
i've been there before. they have such a rich heritage! everybody is so nice. They were always offering me discounts to stay at their luxury hotels.
@Moryxia15 жыл бұрын
Now I'll always read spam and popups with that voice :D
@brav0wing Жыл бұрын
This is oddly familiar to Romania, the master spam country.
@NickyDishes15 жыл бұрын
lol i like how real they make some of these news reports seem so people get all confused
@u92element42 жыл бұрын
i know its what makes this channel so good
@cryptsub15 жыл бұрын
Someone asked a question in Yahoo answers: "Is Koy4Goffa a real country"? We're getting dumber by the minute.
@bart869 Жыл бұрын
Offcourse it is. SEnd email now for CHEAP TIKCETS to AFFORDABLE PARADISE .Chance to WIN FREE IPHONE!!!
@augustmaple15 жыл бұрын
this, in my opinion anyway, is by far damn straight the funniest onion video i have ever seen between 55 and 1:40
@McToweliee13 жыл бұрын
Just reading the title itself made me crack up for 5 minutes.
@matthew81532 жыл бұрын
3:42 they predicted the scam that is Bitcoin.
@RonJohn6326 күн бұрын
0:08 Babies jacked up on caffeine is just what we need... 1:10 This actor is great.
@sachi20ful3 жыл бұрын
The best Onion video ever. "Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! Add me to your MSN!"
@bajiraosingham62214 жыл бұрын
It's 2020 & The Onion News Network is the only news channel I watch.
@dsfddsgh4 жыл бұрын
No shit. The Onion comes off like real news now compared to Fox News and CNN. With the insanity that is Trump what was once parody by the Onion now seems normal.
@PumaMan300015 жыл бұрын
I can't help but notice all the ads youtube has put up on the side while I watch this.
@niceworkmicrosoft13 жыл бұрын
Every time I see this, I see something else I didn't see before! Like George Clooney!
@kxmode15 күн бұрын
I love how their newspaper looks like an Angelfire website complete with broken photos.
@darzinth15 жыл бұрын
That last minute... very funny.
@iplikator12 жыл бұрын
omg this was amazing!!!!!!!!
@VigilanteAgumon10 күн бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if A.I. spambots would be the final nail in the coffin for Koy4Goff's economy.
@DifficultyTweak10 жыл бұрын
Wow. So the GTA IV spambots ARE based off of real spambots.
@Xyrophobia15 жыл бұрын
Anyone one else noticed "New Embassador "Norton" to filter out 99%..etc" at 2:27
@ErichoTTA15 жыл бұрын
I think this is the longest video of the Onion's that I"ve seen, and it's still very watchable!
@JohanKylander2 жыл бұрын
@Not Suspicious Human good.
@stephaniecarrow4898 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest Onion news segments, imo. The Proclamation was hilarious. Sadly, though, Popupistan has only gotten more prodigious in its output over the years.
@pocobull4 жыл бұрын
It's uncanny, but everywhere I go in the world, some guy's wife is willing to cheat with me.
@jointhemasters15 жыл бұрын
i agree id love to find him and shop there
@marine554613 жыл бұрын
George Clooney?
@Fischerspoonraff15 жыл бұрын
There is NO way anyone could think this is real.
@DagneZand2 жыл бұрын
George Clooney 😂
@littlelucass Жыл бұрын
Spamton
@TY0579 ай бұрын
So sad Koy4Goff got annexed by Kazakstan..
@pickupmidland35232 жыл бұрын
They predicted it again. They predicted the independence of those Ukraine states.
@theodorebear6714 Жыл бұрын
Key4Goff sounds a bit like Borat's Kazakhstan. I actually want to visit.
@caylencane76332 жыл бұрын
This is actually unbelievable
@TheArtOfTheComment15 жыл бұрын
This video made me really hungry for some acai wonderdrug berry that could give me a flat tummy from following this one simple command obey. Mmmm, acai berry.
@waltsoph315 жыл бұрын
lol onion news...genius idea! pure genius! :D Loved the story! I can't wait for the next one. :)
@praveen90932 жыл бұрын
I envy you! You were able to send messages to the original creators, as they were creating these videos!
@ViceCoin2 жыл бұрын
Popupistan #1
@pantherplatform Жыл бұрын
We want more fentanyl!
@the10ofdiamondscard Жыл бұрын
I FREAKING LOVE FENTANYL
@pantherplatform Жыл бұрын
@@the10ofdiamondscard Fentanyl is the best. Fentanyl for everyone.
@57thorns8 ай бұрын
The only problem with the $10k giveaway, which is legit by the way, is that there is a $20k visa charge to enter Koy4Gof as a tourist. While you could technically apply for the Visa at the border at no charge, this requires you to enter the country between 1AM and 3AM, and all border passages are closed at night. so you are force to use the very helpful $20k visa agents services to get your free visa.
@TheAboriginal115 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets past you, chief.
@Seung_Hee-kyung4 ай бұрын
Literally trolled Romania and Kazakhstan's West Region lmfao
@velation14 жыл бұрын
I would watch an hour of that guy reading spam email subject lines.
@eyeshadowmaniac15 жыл бұрын
i love the onion. i don't know how these people do the report without laughing