Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger Industry

The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.

[@piafantastic6323]

I love how they causally just use the Romanian flag as Koy4Goff’s flag.

[@brav0wing]

We are a spam country. Just look at how much spam workers we sent to Western Europe.

[@sirllamaiii9708]

Thieves >:)

[@mattjoshima6181]

It's the Romanians who stole Koy4Goff's flag.

[@piafantastic6323]

@@mattjoshima6181 heyy! :(

[@anonimanonim2710]

It's possible they doubled over some speech of a politician. I suck at history, but this kinda looks like Iliescu

[@joew8438]

I have an uncle in Koy4Gof who just passed away and left me 6 million dollars. I didn't know him, but he sounds like a wonderful man and wonderful country.

[@daneenmurf1043]

What a beautiful story. Do you by any chance need to use my bank account to get the money out of the country ?

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

​@@daneenmurf1043 😂😂😂 Brilliant!

[@justinklenk]

Act now, I recommend, and geev ALL information to -me- them, for make sure your vonderful uncle can rest in peace and happiness for to know his nephew happy with his 6 million dollars for very good successful life. Make now sure, good sir or madam, and send this today for your goodest fortune upon responding today now!

[@hitchslap8254]

Was it specified that it was 6 million dollars USD. It's etremely important that your inheritance is also described as an initialism.

[@nemou4985]

"I created a financial empire. Can you put your computer on autopilot with online wealth generation?" This video predicted bitcoin.

[@ScorpionAndZangief]

The Onion is not comedy, it is prophecy. Also comedy.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

I still don't understand how bitcoin mining works

[@zeruel121]

Ben Hinman people do transactions and the miners solve math problems to compete for a % of the transaction fee

[@LyubomirIko]

@@zeruel121 yes , the miners dig a hole then excavate the content of your pocket. it is called simple math - you give they get 1+1

[@BDCKavalaGroup]

haha Bitcoin is a joke, you computer continues to generate online wealth by 100 other ways. another 100 existed before bitcoin

[@solblackguy]

This is easily one of the Onion's top 10 videos ever made.

[@josephblanchard6248]

Seriously. And the accuracy tho....

[@praveen9093]

Yeah! so creative & funny!

[@winonafrog]

Wish I had seen 3:30 before the pandemmy 😅

[@Dude-vq3oe]

Agreed.

[@HansLemurson]

I just realized that they are actually speaking in their native language, and we are refusing to truly listen to them.

[@potatokitty]

He is such a beautiful speaker.

[@preflex3502]

Darmok and Jalad at horny singles in your area.

[@Luvurenemy]

This dude reciting Internet ads is true art.

[@Chaosfury50]

I love how George Clooney is featured and shows him conducting his normal daily business, handing over free money to a happy couple.

[@catsforbrains]

"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! Add me to your MSN!" lol

[@benm1414]

I read this exactly as he said it... What a coinkeydink!

[@Moosa27]

I remember the ads offering to find your old classmates. This video is just before Facebook took over and we all learned we actually prefer not to see our old classmates!

[@dharmallars]

Yesss the one with the picture of the girl who looks like Jackie from that 70s show

[@winonafrog]

lmao. and id gladly take 00’s popups over 20 second youtube ads

[@briancrawford8751]

@@winonafrog There's Adblock for KZbin.

[@grandconjunct]

When are we going to deal with the crises in Telemarketerstan

[@matthew8153]

grandconjunct When the politicians stop getting kickbacks.

[@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh]

Matthew bro the comment is 11 years old

[@matthew8153]

SMART Board SBM680 77Inch Interactive Whiteboard And here you are reading it.

[@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh]

Matthew fair enough

[@moresnacksplease526]

13 years later and that’s still a valid question

[@Anastas1786]

Ahhh. We get so mad at spammers, mocking their "awful grammar" and garish aesthetics, but it turns out it's all _legit,_ that's just how these people _talk,_ and we just fail to understand the true _depth_ and _beauty_ of Koy4Goff's language and culture, and the real _complexity_ of the local economy. Sad! Joyous salutations and many warm benedictions to the people of Koy4Goff! Or as I believe they say in _your_ language: "Dear sir/mem! I WI$H 4 UU many gud working!!!!! Mak 1'000,s _D0LLARTS_ USD @ home!!! *REAL!!!"*

[@winonafrog]

Truly a message we in America XXX can take to heart 24/7

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

😂😂 Your openness to other cultures is heartwarming!

[@preflex3502]

Shaka, when the walls fell!

[@Fancysymbol]

rofl "I started this business giving away free $10000"

[@spencergorman366]

I haven't seen the use of "rofl" in a very long time

[@matthew8153]

@@spencergorman366 Well the comment is eleven years old so that makes sense.

[@SuperEd86]

brilliant, fucking brilliant.

[@tccasanova]

True

[@deathandroses3861]

As always

[@catsforbrains]

ENTER HERE FOR GOVERNMENT!!!!

[@jimdog22001]

Catwalk models love grand prizes at the pump... Thanks grandpa.

[@winonafrog]

Luxury timepieces best quality!

[@Scott89878]

This is one of the funniest onions I've seen yet! That guy with the free money business was absolutely brilliant! And they managed to include every common type of spam that nobody clicks on more than once there is.

[@chaosd1]

The spam comments on this video are deliciously ironic.

[@gerald1495]

damn these comments are ancient

[@supastar25]

Who writes this stuff...comedy gold. brilliant

[@rrock2025]

Your comment is brilliant

[@cohgemini]

"Popupistan" LMAO the onions just keep raising the bar

[@zappgl]

they predicted Spamton

[@PollyEdaline]

SS. Re: You're Profile

[@fartinfpooping8801]

Spamton's hometown

[@thegoat5141]

Make rain rain go AWAY! Add sizzle to your SUMMER!

[@freakjelly]

Generic C14L15 warehouse? Classic. The Onion churns out another hilarious video. Keep up the good work.

[@hitchslap8254]

I'm from the future and I've got some sad news for you.

[@abraxas123]

"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President, add me to your MSN" hahahah. Hilarious.

[@Squeejee09]

I wish our national leaders could speak as eloquently as the Prime Minister of Koy4Goff .

[@watchspotting]

We vacationed in Koy4Goff and visited George’s store. He truly is a lovely man.

[@twisted_autumn]

spamtons true ethnicity

[@yellowcougar18]

I love how Affordable Paradise is misspelt.

[@ganii1804]

huh, so that's where spamton's from

[@sw00pster]

Study: Teen Mortality Rate High Among Dogs. HAHAHA! Love the ticker!

[@DelaneyRoberts]

I wonder how many takes it took for the actor at the end to get through that speech without cracking up. I love me some Onion.

[@fluffymuffin_456]

Spamton world

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

Stamp tong

[@praveen9093]

It’s outrageous! The products are actually gold! It’s the Current advertising technique that is bad! US should be more supportive of Koy4Gaff & Popupistan! Instead of outright banning imports from these countries, US should provide alternate ways for these countries to legally advertise their amazing products, in an efficient way!

[@allensacharov5424]

Otherwise there will a whole lot of Russian troops at their border threatening their capitalist way of life and causing yet another damn crisis.

[@Sindini]

Holy crap. This is so well made My brain is frozen! I am truely impressed! 10/10 maybe the best onion news.

[@bart869]

Been spendin' most their lives, livin' in the AFFORDABLE PARADISE

[@YourEveryDayJackAss]

"America has no right to condemn our way of life, and make RinGRinG go away!" ahhh good old Onion....making us seemed informed :D

[@fuffoon]

The idea of an large container ship loaded with nothing but penis pumps is a humorous idea. All marked urgent.

[@ahillmann]

This might be my favourite The Onion video. So many jokes packed in three minutes.

[@Chronomaton]

It's even funnier when you hear those spams that you've gotten

[@Murnjendoof_too]

At last, we've found Spamton's birthplace!

[@barbarajmay]

"Over important use big what want was. Number other said feet because great tell. Did years words side does light will? Here second long him been five. Above have three across left work me. Play thing from under." I'm sold!

[@SkylarsTerribleMemes]

While want often you after. More light go there top. Like looked some his change been so men know. Heard then name between read. Because since times know no one next. Me for being between along need same. Has until was white. Means go time while below year find. I been back always going know of been feet.

[@Anastas1786]

@@SkylarsTerribleMemes It really is a _beautiful_ language, isn't it?

[@rockpapersuzi]

This is possibly my favorite Onion clip ever.

[@atlbroad]

Wow this was hilarous! Make your PC 200% times faster! lmao

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

"READ THIS FREE WARRRNING!"

[@ultravidz]

"add sizzle to your summer" lmao!!

[@demolicous]

0:42 my god lolol

[@KyleKratky]

You know, just when I think that maybe The Onion has exhausted all possible material, something like this emerges. bravo, onion.

[@KyleKratky]

@Not Suspicious Human I mean, it's cool.

[@TommyHarkin]

Right next to this video: "Her IQ is 121: Can you beat that? Take Quiz"

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

We can thank Koy4Goff for the latest development in the evolution of youth vernacular

[@None-Trick_Pony]

I clicked on this thinking it was about the canned crap company. I have zero explanations.

[@achilleselbow]

Heh...both the areas on the map are actually chunks of Kazakhstan.

[@dsandoval9396]

Nice try, no such country exists.

[@None-Trick_Pony]

@@dsandoval9396 Actually, it does exist. It was founded by Sacha Baron Cohen to sell Borat.

[@CollectiveFury]

One of the best ones yet!

[@Icix1]

LOL i love the witty quips about internet culture "add me to your MSN mr. president!"

[@Mr_Valentin.]

"Add me to your MSN Mr president! Add me to your MSN!!"

[@kirondeshem8601]

This is so underrated, absolute gold

[@sfperalta]

I always wondered where all that spam was coming from!!

[@MS-oj8nh]

Lets help this man, not to lose his store!

[@VileRebis]

Spamton real

[@ProductBasement]

If George Clooney is forced to close his shop, he can always get a job with the U.S. federal government

[@winonafrog]

1:05 is Ukraine rn 😅

[@Evinosaurusrex]

i've been there before. they have such a rich heritage! everybody is so nice. They were always offering me discounts to stay at their luxury hotels.

[@Moryxia]

Now I'll always read spam and popups with that voice :D

[@brav0wing]

This is oddly familiar to Romania, the master spam country.

[@NickyDishes]

lol i like how real they make some of these news reports seem so people get all confused

[@u92element4]

i know its what makes this channel so good

[@cryptsub]

Someone asked a question in Yahoo answers: "Is Koy4Goffa a real country"? We're getting dumber by the minute.

[@bart869]

Offcourse it is. SEnd email now for CHEAP TIKCETS to AFFORDABLE PARADISE .Chance to WIN FREE IPHONE!!!

[@augustmaple]

this, in my opinion anyway, is by far damn straight the funniest onion video i have ever seen between 55 and 1:40

[@McToweliee]

Just reading the title itself made me crack up for 5 minutes.

[@matthew8153]

3:42 they predicted the scam that is Bitcoin.

[@RonJohn63]

0:08 Babies jacked up on caffeine is just what we need... 1:10 This actor is great.

[@sachi20ful]

The best Onion video ever. "Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! Add me to your MSN!"

[@bajiraosingham6221]

It's 2020 & The Onion News Network is the only news channel I watch.

[@dsfddsgh]

No shit. The Onion comes off like real news now compared to Fox News and CNN. With the insanity that is Trump what was once parody by the Onion now seems normal.

[@PumaMan3000]

I can't help but notice all the ads youtube has put up on the side while I watch this.

[@niceworkmicrosoft]

Every time I see this, I see something else I didn't see before! Like George Clooney!

[@kxmode]

I love how their newspaper looks like an Angelfire website complete with broken photos.

[@darzinth]

That last minute... very funny.

[@iplikator]

omg this was amazing!!!!!!!!

[@VigilanteAgumon]

I wouldn't be surprised if A.I. spambots would be the final nail in the coffin for Koy4Goff's economy.

[@DifficultyTweak]

Wow. So the GTA IV spambots ARE based off of real spambots.

[@Xyrophobia]

Anyone one else noticed "New Embassador "Norton" to filter out 99%..etc" at 2:27

[@ErichoTTA]

I think this is the longest video of the Onion's that I"ve seen, and it's still very watchable!

[@JohanKylander]

​@Not Suspicious Human good.

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

One of the funniest Onion news segments, imo. The Proclamation was hilarious. Sadly, though, Popupistan has only gotten more prodigious in its output over the years.

[@pocobull]

It's uncanny, but everywhere I go in the world, some guy's wife is willing to cheat with me.

[@jointhemasters]

i agree id love to find him and shop there

[@marine5546]

George Clooney?

[@Fischerspoonraff]

There is NO way anyone could think this is real.

[@DagneZand]

George Clooney 😂

[@littlelucass]

Spamton

[@TY057]

So sad Koy4Goff got annexed by Kazakstan..

[@pickupmidland3523]

They predicted it again. They predicted the independence of those Ukraine states.

[@theodorebear6714]

Key4Goff sounds a bit like Borat's Kazakhstan. I actually want to visit.

[@caylencane7633]

This is actually unbelievable

[@TheArtOfTheComment]

This video made me really hungry for some acai wonderdrug berry that could give me a flat tummy from following this one simple command obey. Mmmm, acai berry.

[@waltsoph3]

lol onion news...genius idea! pure genius! :D Loved the story! I can't wait for the next one. :)

[@praveen9093]

I envy you! You were able to send messages to the original creators, as they were creating these videos!

[@ViceCoin]

Popupistan #1

[@pantherplatform]

We want more fentanyl!

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

I FREAKING LOVE FENTANYL

[@pantherplatform]

@@the10ofdiamondscard Fentanyl is the best. Fentanyl for everyone.

[@57thorns]

The only problem with the $10k giveaway, which is legit by the way, is that there is a $20k visa charge to enter Koy4Gof as a tourist. While you could technically apply for the Visa at the border at no charge, this requires you to enter the country between 1AM and 3AM, and all border passages are closed at night. so you are force to use the very helpful $20k visa agents services to get your free visa.

[@TheAboriginal1]

Nothing gets past you, chief.

[@Seung_Hee-kyung]

Literally trolled Romania and Kazakhstan's West Region lmfao

[@velation]

I would watch an hour of that guy reading spam email subject lines.

[@eyeshadowmaniac]

i love the onion. i don't know how these people do the report without laughing