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The Onion

The Onion

15 жыл бұрын

Amivi Gama's violent rise to power in East Timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression.

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@mr.shepherdspie7958
@mr.shepherdspie7958 2 жыл бұрын
I'm more impressed by the fact that she's personally committing atrocities instead of just having people do it for her like most dictators. Really shows dedication to her country.
@benjaminmeusburger4254
@benjaminmeusburger4254 Жыл бұрын
only shows that she is too focused on micro-management a dictator should be able to dictade others!
@mrlaz9011
@mrlaz9011 Жыл бұрын
don't you mansplain to her, bigot!
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName Жыл бұрын
Thats why she's the leader now, giving example not order
@user-pr6ed3ri2k
@user-pr6ed3ri2k Жыл бұрын
889th liker
@wako1576
@wako1576 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminmeusburger4254 This is why I hate putting people on a pedestal just because of their gender. She doesn't know how to delegate or manage, its all just because shes a women. We should be looking up to dictators who know how its done first and foremost.
@easilytrackableinternethum3018
@easilytrackableinternethum3018 9 жыл бұрын
"Some people have doubts, but now they're all dead"
@Gabriel-rh1bi
@Gabriel-rh1bi 6 жыл бұрын
Ian Dilling That's fucking amazing
@gulmaraz5931
@gulmaraz5931 6 жыл бұрын
Feminists would be having a field day
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 5 жыл бұрын
That had me in stitches
@mrlahey5995
@mrlahey5995 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gabriel-rh1bi go away you
@quentingilanian8045
@quentingilanian8045 5 жыл бұрын
That needs to be used in a book or movie 😂
@lillianglove1350
@lillianglove1350 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, so inspirational! #girlboss! As a young woman aspiring to one day also be a fascist dictator, this woman is amazing!
@comradeboi3197
@comradeboi3197 2 жыл бұрын
ikr!! i also aspire to one day torture people and murder everyone who has a slight bit of doubt about me! #girlboss style
@koni00004
@koni00004 2 жыл бұрын
Gaslight gatekeep and gorlboss😌✨💕
@ghostnike901
@ghostnike901 2 жыл бұрын
So since she's a woman, when pillaging a village, will she rape the men or continue the tradition of raping the women like her predecessors. Would be nice to see her do both if you ask me.
@sto1238
@sto1238 2 жыл бұрын
Yaaaas Queen! Gaslight, gatekeep and genocide
@Democratic_Industrialism
@Democratic_Industrialism 2 жыл бұрын
honestly I wonder what a female dictator would be like
@TonyIgnatova
@TonyIgnatova Жыл бұрын
As a feminist, i support women's rights AND women's wrongs 💪
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 10 ай бұрын
"women's wrongs" 😂
@hyperfluous4751
@hyperfluous4751 10 ай бұрын
underrated. nice.
@aurelia8028
@aurelia8028 10 ай бұрын
lmao, based
@loudmouthdiaries5188
@loudmouthdiaries5188 10 ай бұрын
Wow Feminist! How do live with it? Have u seen a doctor or something?
@char3545
@char3545 9 ай бұрын
shutup@@loudmouthdiaries5188
@greomgh
@greomgh 9 жыл бұрын
One small victory should not distract from the fact that, disturbingly, even in 2015 most countries are not brutally suppressed by female dictators. Women's rights still has a long way to go.
@hplexicon
@hplexicon 7 жыл бұрын
We can dream
@lindsaylilburn4196
@lindsaylilburn4196 5 жыл бұрын
@@thedave7760 Holy shit re-read - Epic fail - never post while tired/trolled and lol how the f**k did I not notice his username. Apologies Geoff and all. Thats not me. Will upvote.
@rileybello4711
@rileybello4711 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I’m sure we can all do our part to make a difference
@LukieLuke5
@LukieLuke5 4 жыл бұрын
hmmm
@ayyylmao101
@ayyylmao101 4 жыл бұрын
@@VitoIsPuffBunny So glad that her actions have been condemned worldwide... the UN doesn't do much, but at least the genocide wasn't glorified.
@brettalcock3240
@brettalcock3240 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like this is relevant again
@kacperwoch4368
@kacperwoch4368 4 жыл бұрын
A meme brought me here but still have no idea what's going on
@eyyy2271
@eyyy2271 4 жыл бұрын
@@kacperwoch4368 North Korea
@raven0ak
@raven0ak 4 жыл бұрын
@Maurits Funny how onion made such support as satire decade ago, now its just reality, thus onion proves that it was not satire news, but just too much ahead of its time to report accurately its own time
@SangerZonvolt
@SangerZonvolt 4 жыл бұрын
@Maurits To imagine believing that any of those memes are meant seriously.
@tailgunner2
@tailgunner2 4 жыл бұрын
The Onion. A long time ago, we all laughed. Today, they are prophets. First, they foretold Buzzfeeds mass layoffs, now North Korea! 🤣
@franticranter
@franticranter Жыл бұрын
I love the really nuanced niche jokes, like still talking about her having a feminine side, or people using slightly patronising terms about her like “what a dynamo” and “she’s one feisty lady”
@popstel2286
@popstel2286 9 ай бұрын
Yes! I was searching for this comment!
@valerietaylor9615
@valerietaylor9615 9 ай бұрын
How are those terms patronizing?
@popstel2286
@popstel2286 9 ай бұрын
@@valerietaylor9615 because it’s treating her like a toddler. “What a dynamo” or “feisty” are terms I’ll use to describe my baby siblings whenever they run too fast and tired themselves out, not when I talk about someone who’s in charge of a country. Also nobody would use these phrases for a male dictator for example. Hope this helps
@RFC3514
@RFC3514 Ай бұрын
The guy in hospital actually said "she's a force of nature" (not "dynamo").
@i_am_person8250
@i_am_person8250 4 сағат бұрын
​@@valerietaylor9615 I dont think these people understand how the words were used and meant 15 years ago
@thelordofforeheads2839
@thelordofforeheads2839 4 жыл бұрын
Wow the onion correctly guessed the media’s response to a female dictator.
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 3 жыл бұрын
(media backed by the same people who backed the coup)
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 3 жыл бұрын
@@heartache5742 It's the obvious connections that people miss! Damned if I'll ever understand why, but somehow they do~
@iamme2739
@iamme2739 3 жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 *gets shot by the fbi*
@hmmm1868
@hmmm1868 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, We did have Obama!
@thelordofforeheads2839
@thelordofforeheads2839 2 жыл бұрын
@@hmmm1868 why can I never escape from goddamn US politics, can you guys just stop complaining for one minute.
@davidhyrman144
@davidhyrman144 5 жыл бұрын
"as she plunged her knife into my son's throat as I lay beside him helplessly, I realized she could do anything. She's a real Dynamo"
@HarshRajAlwaysfree
@HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 жыл бұрын
*crying son
@joecat916
@joecat916 4 жыл бұрын
Well look twice next time. Maybe that is your neighbor.
@bhatkat
@bhatkat 4 жыл бұрын
With that sort of popular support she actually would get 95% of the vote.
@zhouwu
@zhouwu 3 жыл бұрын
She got a positive review from one of her victim's family members. She can't be doing too bad.
@kotka7957
@kotka7957 3 жыл бұрын
"Some people had doubts, but now they're all dead"
@shawankumar5020
@shawankumar5020 7 жыл бұрын
"For years we were terrified and oppressed my men. It would be wonderful to now be terrified and oppressed by one of our own." XD
@medspecgaming1363
@medspecgaming1363 5 жыл бұрын
Well said
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 жыл бұрын
@@medspecgaming1363 It’s a quote from the video.
@medspecgaming1363
@medspecgaming1363 5 жыл бұрын
I know 🐤
@bigmass4792
@bigmass4792 5 жыл бұрын
That's not what she actually said tho 😂.. she was wishing for health body
@a2e5
@a2e5 5 жыл бұрын
"more women prison guards.jpg"
@TheDiego908
@TheDiego908 3 жыл бұрын
The Onion is like the death note. But instead of anyone dying after 40 seconds when their name is written on it, it's anything happening after ten years when it's joked about
@makarabaduk1754
@makarabaduk1754 7 ай бұрын
Some people see satire, some people see a "to do" list /shrug
@dolphone6748
@dolphone6748 3 жыл бұрын
"Study: children don't get enough of whatever vitamin makes them shut their goddamn mouths for 5 minutes" as a former child, I can confirm, I didn't get this vitamin in my diet enough.
@morbidsearch
@morbidsearch Жыл бұрын
According to PragerU, it's Vitamin N-Word
@dolphone6748
@dolphone6748 Жыл бұрын
@@morbidsearch wut?
@ballinbalgruuf8198
@ballinbalgruuf8198 Жыл бұрын
Shut your goddamn mouth
@para811
@para811 10 ай бұрын
@@morbidsearch Yeah PragerU is genuinely evil but, HUH? What is your point?
@Game_Hero
@Game_Hero 9 ай бұрын
@@dolphone6748 PragerU edit jokes
@anabelled4459
@anabelled4459 4 жыл бұрын
"She didn't just order our militia to destroy our crops... she walked right in there with a torch... and she looked good doing it."
@Redmenace96
@Redmenace96 3 жыл бұрын
cue comment on her 'outfit'. ha,ha,haahaaha!
@whatclub3934
@whatclub3934 3 жыл бұрын
kinda hot ngl
@nunyabiznes33
@nunyabiznes33 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatclub3934 that's hot!
@patriciamampel3601
@patriciamampel3601 2 жыл бұрын
Great, nothing quite says worship your new dictator like destroying your food crops you worked so hard to grow, starving on top of all the fear & violence will certainly cure all their problems...O! Bana will be so proud of her like he admired Saul Alinsky & Chavez & Castro. He will hire an artist to create a poster of her.
@patriciamampel3601
@patriciamampel3601 2 жыл бұрын
@@Redmenace96 yes & hairstyle...let's make epitome of womanhood into the new stylish beauty of sweaty hair matted with blood of her victims...Kali is beaming
@michaelwalsh2153
@michaelwalsh2153 4 жыл бұрын
Onion in 2009: Praise for the female tyrant Media in 2020: Yes Kim-Yo Jong slay queen
@lolzkittenz
@lolzkittenz 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally why I came to this video
@jvg7498
@jvg7498 4 жыл бұрын
THERE IT IS
@birchtree5884
@birchtree5884 4 жыл бұрын
MORE 👏 FEMALE 👏 OPPRESSORS 👏
@cricketuhm
@cricketuhm 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@marshallsamford3240
@marshallsamford3240 4 жыл бұрын
They're like the simpsons.
@TheSmackfan101
@TheSmackfan101 4 жыл бұрын
On a long enough timeline, all Onion headlines become reality.
@airplanes_aren.t_real
@airplanes_aren.t_real 2 жыл бұрын
I hope to be in that reality
@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445
@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445 2 жыл бұрын
@@airplanes_aren.t_real you already are. You just gotta be Patient
@edgelord121
@edgelord121 Жыл бұрын
I just want to see Performance H. Wilson
@a64738
@a64738 Жыл бұрын
Onion to reality take about 10 years in this timeline...
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH Жыл бұрын
Not long enough a timescale, we've seen too much lol
@sanghamitrade6972
@sanghamitrade6972 3 жыл бұрын
"Lucasfilm employee discovers only job responsibility is fact-checking Wookiepedia."
@airplanes_aren.t_real
@airplanes_aren.t_real 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the fans always cared more about the series than the creators especially on the final trilogy so it makes sense
@romanski5811
@romanski5811 2 жыл бұрын
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I hope they'll do it better on the fourth trilogy
@KumoGoesFast
@KumoGoesFast Жыл бұрын
@@romanski5811 may the fourth be with you
@vorpalweapon4814
@vorpalweapon4814 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap they are geniuses
@speedwagon1824
@speedwagon1824 8 ай бұрын
Intern
@yuehhtewbb427
@yuehhtewbb427 5 жыл бұрын
2009: *laughs hysterically* 2019: *laughs nervously* 2029: *laughs illegally*
@SODAJOE8177
@SODAJOE8177 5 жыл бұрын
Time traveler joke ?
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 5 жыл бұрын
This is stolen but I like the addition.
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 5 жыл бұрын
@Richard Milosevich r/casualhomophobiaincurrentyear
@obiwac
@obiwac 5 жыл бұрын
@@YouViolatedTheNAP no, piss off, stop posting r/wooosh every fucking where, especially when this isn't even a wooosh scenario
@marveljames4256
@marveljames4256 5 жыл бұрын
The comment you copied is literally right above this one, be original dude
@Valmitic
@Valmitic 5 жыл бұрын
2009: *laughs hysterically* 2019: *laughs nervously*
@OneRichMofo
@OneRichMofo 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@majorevangelism
@majorevangelism 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the good ole days where it was men that would terrorize our villages, as God intended.
@dork5456
@dork5456 5 жыл бұрын
Ahh 2019, the year where saying South Korea is run by a secret cabal of psychic witches in order to conspire for a matriachal world order isn't a joke anymore.
@hatefulgaming1800
@hatefulgaming1800 5 жыл бұрын
Stop Male Masturbation Toys Oh God you're probably not joking.
@nateblack8669
@nateblack8669 5 жыл бұрын
@vin 950 She's a TERF though.
@absoluteterror9098
@absoluteterror9098 Жыл бұрын
"she went in there with a torch, and looked GOOD doing it" werrrrkkk queen!
@tabithas1554
@tabithas1554 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew l could be a dictator until today, this has changed my life.... Finally someone to look up to! Thank you onion!
@royalspin
@royalspin 6 жыл бұрын
She came, she saw ,they died....
@baconwizard
@baconwizard 5 жыл бұрын
royalspin this has two meanings
@way2crazie620
@way2crazie620 5 жыл бұрын
Ummm what we really need is a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@heiwiik8744
@heiwiik8744 5 жыл бұрын
She came She saw She came She saw She goes for the lux And kills the fuzz Her opponents They talked They went They walked They cried They died They cried They died
@mardukgilgamesh1500
@mardukgilgamesh1500 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Gadhafi T^T/
@englishmotherfucker1058
@englishmotherfucker1058 4 жыл бұрын
veni vidi vici
@underthethunder
@underthethunder 4 жыл бұрын
"For years we were terrified and oppressed by men, now it will be wonderful to be terrified and oppressed by one of our own!" Lmao this is fucking great
@beggining8757
@beggining8757 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👍
@thetroll1129
@thetroll1129 2 жыл бұрын
Americans when their favorite political party wins the election
@angelman906
@angelman906 2 жыл бұрын
@@thetroll1129 maestro, what are you talking about?
@grantbishop1441
@grantbishop1441 2 жыл бұрын
@@angelman906 instead of being screwed over by a political party they dislike they get screwed over by a party they like
@varoonnone7159
@varoonnone7159 Жыл бұрын
This is what happened to most African countries after decolonisation
@JacF6734
@JacF6734 2 ай бұрын
The Onion calling out girlboss feminism back in 2009, absolute masters of their craft
@kirawr8064
@kirawr8064 Жыл бұрын
"Some people had doubts but now they’re all dead." Just beautifully said
@babauranai
@babauranai 4 жыл бұрын
Bolivia Satire is never wrong, just early
@josuemontes8389
@josuemontes8389 4 жыл бұрын
Shut your butt. Evo was the real tyran
@josuemontes8389
@josuemontes8389 4 жыл бұрын
She will be president until January until new elections asshole
@MasterCombine
@MasterCombine 4 жыл бұрын
@Josue M Silence, gusano
@josuemontes8389
@josuemontes8389 4 жыл бұрын
@@MasterCombine make me.
@nafnu8838
@nafnu8838 4 жыл бұрын
Josue M Fuck off fascist
@okanhawk
@okanhawk 10 жыл бұрын
"some people had doubts but now they're all dead" LMAOO
@alexladeau6500
@alexladeau6500 4 жыл бұрын
6 years old, 1.2K likes and no comments?!?! Come on people
@MoviesAndTvShowsAreSubjective
@MoviesAndTvShowsAreSubjective 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexladeau6500 c
@maryamjoha
@maryamjoha 2 жыл бұрын
That literally made me guffaw.
@maryamjoha
@maryamjoha 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexladeau6500 It's called patience, Alex. Damn. You are SO demanding. Is anything good enough for you? :P
@myczxr
@myczxr Жыл бұрын
peak comedy
@md.ashfaqulislam2960
@md.ashfaqulislam2960 4 жыл бұрын
"It will be wonderful to be terrified and oppressed by one of our own."
@quise5751
@quise5751 Жыл бұрын
"Some people had doubts. Now they are all dead" Thats it... thats my senior year quote
@hmjs13
@hmjs13 8 жыл бұрын
"Thousands killed by inspirational female leader" LOL!!!!
@nycholaus
@nycholaus 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Hillary headline
@nobilesnovushomo58
@nobilesnovushomo58 5 жыл бұрын
It’s like the female version of Rhodesia turning into Zimbabwe with Mugabe all over again.
@doryfishie2
@doryfishie2 4 жыл бұрын
@@nycholaus If Hillary could lose against Trump despite all the scandals, I'd be surprised if she can tie her own shoelaces, let alone cause a massacre.
@nycholaus
@nycholaus 4 жыл бұрын
@@doryfishie2 her foreign policy killed thousands
@batsaretrash4290
@batsaretrash4290 4 жыл бұрын
@@doryfishie2 To be fair, that was because Zuckerberg showed the Trump supporters the Facebook ad system.
@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708
@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708 5 жыл бұрын
"Gatorade Scientists have discovered 4 new kinds of thirst"! LMFAO 😂😂😂
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 5 жыл бұрын
Thats peak scientific achivement
@yashnanda6413
@yashnanda6413 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 That cracked me up crazy!! Onion made these emojis really happen... that's an impossible achievement
@kabbymaster
@kabbymaster 4 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@pixeldoor4792
@pixeldoor4792 4 жыл бұрын
That makes number 36.
@kxmode
@kxmode 3 жыл бұрын
thusty, thersty, thoothy, and THURSDAY
@hermaeusmora2945
@hermaeusmora2945 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, this was 14 years ago and supposed to be satire but when Kim Jong Un's sister came on the scene and was in the news A LOT of people had similar attitudes to those in this video.
@PurlaneMauve
@PurlaneMauve 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Yo-Jong liked this
@TheSnowyBlizzard
@TheSnowyBlizzard 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!!!! She's hot as fuck too. :D
@LegendKiller246
@LegendKiller246 4 жыл бұрын
Nice, the first North Korea comment. Sir/Mam, you win!
@mardukgilgamesh1500
@mardukgilgamesh1500 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSnowyBlizzard gross she looks gross
@rohanr.9714
@rohanr.9714 4 жыл бұрын
not anymore
@svenandersen
@svenandersen 4 жыл бұрын
@@mardukgilgamesh1500 either you an indian or italian, that makes you think like that.
@planetary109
@planetary109 9 жыл бұрын
I've always liked the idea of a psychopathic attractive woman repressing my rights and torturing me, better than a man doing it.
@planetary109
@planetary109 9 жыл бұрын
Luca Fuoco Which is why I hate being single.
@dias8726
@dias8726 6 жыл бұрын
Luca Fuoco hahaha
@MD-ve9eh
@MD-ve9eh 6 жыл бұрын
You should get married
@DiegoRuiz1991
@DiegoRuiz1991 6 жыл бұрын
Just get married FFS...
@davevd9944
@davevd9944 6 жыл бұрын
It's called a wife HAHA goddamn so true.
@azurecerulean1279
@azurecerulean1279 Жыл бұрын
She took "slayyy queen" literally 😍😍
@nicholaswise5818
@nicholaswise5818 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations Italy!!! You made satire into history!
@ende0_0
@ende0_0 Жыл бұрын
Oh how much I wish we didn't... Anyways the gov will last at most a year due to infighting(like the past 10) so no big deal
@Disconnect350
@Disconnect350 Жыл бұрын
I guess you prefer those Spanish liberals who say pedophilia should be legal. Keep crying. Italy made the right choice.
@varoonnone7159
@varoonnone7159 Жыл бұрын
@@ende0_0 I'm French from a migrant background and I support Meloni. Why do you think only whites hate Muslims? We all do
@ayhan4472
@ayhan4472 Жыл бұрын
@@varoonnone7159 your French bro, you hate muslims at default
@neetard1774
@neetard1774 Жыл бұрын
@@varoonnone7159 And for what reason you hate us? Just go to your home , don't be pest in Europe
@ygreck
@ygreck 4 жыл бұрын
Tfw it's 2019 and Jeanine Anez declared herself president of Bolivia after a military coup
@cg1906
@cg1906 4 жыл бұрын
What happened in Bolivia wasn't a coup. It was a military overthrowing of a democratically elected president in order to place a racist, far right demagogue in power against the will of the people and the constitution itself. Now come on, does that sound like a coup to you?
@klutz3955
@klutz3955 4 жыл бұрын
How recent is. This
@cg1906
@cg1906 4 жыл бұрын
@@klutz3955 the coup? Its happening now
@raftc1
@raftc1 4 жыл бұрын
Some people had doubts, and now they are dead
@joavalgoli
@joavalgoli 4 жыл бұрын
@@raftc1 Not dead, *dying.* Man, i love progress.
@sparkyboi7352
@sparkyboi7352 6 жыл бұрын
ONN > CNN
@quinnreverance611
@quinnreverance611 5 жыл бұрын
ONN > CNN & ABC & FOX & CBS
@world-traveler880
@world-traveler880 5 жыл бұрын
Trump the Traitor 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 5 жыл бұрын
@@world-traveler880 What did Trump do?
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 5 жыл бұрын
@@quinnreverance611 Remove Fox they aren't fake news.
@quinnreverance611
@quinnreverance611 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Siegel yes, yes they are
@wfjhDUI
@wfjhDUI Жыл бұрын
Checking in here yet again, this time for Giorgia Meloni in Italy.
@nathanmeagher7869
@nathanmeagher7869 Жыл бұрын
Giorgia Meloni elected Prime Minister of Italy (2022, Colorized)
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795 Жыл бұрын
Good
@thimovijfschaft3271
@thimovijfschaft3271 4 жыл бұрын
Literally Bolivia right now...
@kissfan7
@kissfan7 15 жыл бұрын
"This book will shock, horrify, and inspire." You go, girl.
@waluigihentailover6926
@waluigihentailover6926 Жыл бұрын
You still alive?
@kissfan7
@kissfan7 Жыл бұрын
@@waluigihentailover6926 Um, yes. Can I help you?
@waluigihentailover6926
@waluigihentailover6926 Жыл бұрын
@@kissfan7 🤯
@Aaroncadwell
@Aaroncadwell 10 ай бұрын
​@@kissfan7brooo!!!😮
@BizarreIoveTriangle
@BizarreIoveTriangle 10 ай бұрын
@@kissfan7 You're a legend bro
@dannya1854
@dannya1854 Жыл бұрын
Literally Italy right now.
@user-yc5um2pl5v
@user-yc5um2pl5v Жыл бұрын
Really? Manslaughter every day?
@evacope1718
@evacope1718 Жыл бұрын
Ya gotta be kidding me lol
@FollowerofDuck
@FollowerofDuck 9 ай бұрын
i support womens rights AND womens wrongs 💪💪
@joethestrat
@joethestrat 5 жыл бұрын
So, The Onion actually has a functioning Crystal Ball.
@elvillivle
@elvillivle 3 жыл бұрын
Crystal Ball the journalist? Why?
@seanswift1072
@seanswift1072 5 жыл бұрын
A lot of people said she wouldn't be and as an effective leader as a man but in just a year she's already increased the death camp efficiencies by over 400% and has completely eradicated homelessness
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 7 ай бұрын
Holy shit, that "completely eradicated homelessness" part ...
@mokka_commentry
@mokka_commentry Ай бұрын
"Gatorade scientists discovers 4 new thirst." All this while i was drinking it.
@leodashers
@leodashers Жыл бұрын
Italy moment
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795 Жыл бұрын
Good
@Magic_beans_
@Magic_beans_ 4 жыл бұрын
And they still manage to fit in comments about her appearance as well as clichés like “dynamo” and “feisty.” Fantastic.
@tranqle73
@tranqle73 Жыл бұрын
Makes this already absurd situation feel like it was genuinely, truly for nothing. Moreso than it already was.
@aguyfromnz537
@aguyfromnz537 4 жыл бұрын
Can you stop predicting the future for 5 minutes
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 3 жыл бұрын
They’re not predicting anything. They’re making fun of what has happened before and human culture goes in circles.
@randomspartan4296
@randomspartan4296 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthew8153 it’s a joke lad
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomspartan4296 Um...duh.
@kelp7060
@kelp7060 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthew8153 You can't say "duh" when you responded like a triggered smart ass.
@morbidsearch
@morbidsearch Жыл бұрын
@@randomspartan4296 Is it tho? This is exactly how the media reacted to the coup in Bolivia
@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller
@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller 4 жыл бұрын
She's so brave, an amazing example. I hope more women follow her example over here!
@user-ur4rp3bh1g
@user-ur4rp3bh1g 2 ай бұрын
wouldnt be suprising. hats off to the real feminists who look for equality and not sexism
@lukewhrit
@lukewhrit 4 жыл бұрын
This aged phenomenally
@SgtHydra
@SgtHydra 10 жыл бұрын
I don't think anybody ever questioned that women were capable of ruling with an iron fist.
@proper2979
@proper2979 9 жыл бұрын
SgtHydra Yeah I never questioned that a women could rule as long as she has men doing her bidding. It's called a cuckdom.
@Misterz3r0
@Misterz3r0 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, just enjoy the joke
@im_aleey
@im_aleey 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone with a wife or mom knows this.
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 5 жыл бұрын
not the first female dictator, queens have existed for centuries and monarchs are basically dicatators
@louisazraels7072
@louisazraels7072 5 жыл бұрын
Any ruler of anything bigger than a small gang have people doing their biding, however how strong and brutal noone can rule more than an handful of people by their own sheer force
@CMFZ_Jax
@CMFZ_Jax Жыл бұрын
Who’s watching this thinking about Italy‘s 2022 elections?
@ende0_0
@ende0_0 Жыл бұрын
They predicted fascist Mussolini stan anguria lady
@TheLostRealist513
@TheLostRealist513 4 жыл бұрын
Chinese Empress Wu Zetian: "Excuse me?"
@cg1906
@cg1906 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else down here making Bolivia jokes and you're out there spitting deep cuts. 'Spect brother.
@unusual772
@unusual772 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Dr Sun( I forgot his name) second wife and there are few times Japan ruled by woman
@davidfreeman3083
@davidfreeman3083 4 жыл бұрын
@@unusual772 You mean Sun Yat-Sen? I mean I don't think any of his wives had been even a leader holding real power, let alone a dictator?
@jacobrickayzen2744
@jacobrickayzen2744 4 жыл бұрын
I love you! Yes, she defo fits female tyrant and it was such a nice surprise for me reading this to see someone talk about her. She was a fascinating person. Shame we son’t know much more about her, like whether or not she actually killed her baby.
@gayusschwulius8490
@gayusschwulius8490 3 жыл бұрын
Or Catherine the great? Dowager Cixi? :D
@marti-nz
@marti-nz 5 жыл бұрын
I think we need more female representation in dictatorships !
@imaginethat1331
@imaginethat1331 3 жыл бұрын
Yes✨
@peppermint5117
@peppermint5117 2 жыл бұрын
unironically, yes. damn i'd love my rights to be violated by some hot woman
@NeoAutodroid
@NeoAutodroid Жыл бұрын
well sadly we missed the rein of "bloody" Queen Mary, she tortured and burned hundreds of people at the stake
@mojewjewjew4420
@mojewjewjew4420 8 ай бұрын
​@@peppermint5117incel moment
@shzarmai
@shzarmai 7 ай бұрын
agreed
@Dr.LongMonkey
@Dr.LongMonkey Ай бұрын
Gawa is a icon to college feminists everywhere 😊
@NotANameist
@NotANameist 2 жыл бұрын
This kinda happened a couple years back when women on Twitter thought that a woman was about to take over North Korea
@frankthetank7187
@frankthetank7187 4 жыл бұрын
People talking about how powerful it is that Kim Yo Jong is in charge of North Korea now without realizing she's even more ruthless that her predecessor
@bro748
@bro748 4 жыл бұрын
Since when has Kim Yo Jong been in charge?
@legrandliseurtri7495
@legrandliseurtri7495 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, why are people using the word ruthless? Just call it cruelty.
@hmmm1868
@hmmm1868 2 жыл бұрын
But she is kinda hot in an S&M kinda way.
@deathgorilla782
@deathgorilla782 2 жыл бұрын
@@hmmm1868 Indeed
@hmmm1868
@hmmm1868 2 жыл бұрын
@@deathgorilla782 ?
@alicangul2603
@alicangul2603 4 жыл бұрын
Bolivia (2019)
@maryryan1571
@maryryan1571 Жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2020 and Giorgio Meloni is set to become Italy’s PM……
@gabrielboi3465
@gabrielboi3465 Жыл бұрын
2020???
@Blade_of_Tomoe
@Blade_of_Tomoe 15 күн бұрын
​@@gabrielboi3465Don't judge, he just has bad internet connection
@lolwhathefishh7061
@lolwhathefishh7061 Жыл бұрын
In the last year her regime was responsible for 6 thousand deaths, proving, that women realy have to do twice the effort to receive the same recognition
@lesselp
@lesselp 7 жыл бұрын
That's one feisty lady.
@federicovolpe3389
@federicovolpe3389 4 жыл бұрын
2019: this really happened in Bolivia 10 yrs later.
@zoewells3160
@zoewells3160 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah tru but it’s not like it never happened before, this sorta thing.
@jacobrickayzen2744
@jacobrickayzen2744 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else here after Hillary Clinton said about the far right new prime minister of Italy that it’s great whenever a woman becomes leader of a country?
@cipher2508
@cipher2508 8 ай бұрын
I've said this many times before and I'll say it again: Onion is a diamond mine
@IAmNumber4000
@IAmNumber4000 4 жыл бұрын
God damn it can The Onion quit predicting the future already
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 Жыл бұрын
Hillary Clinton literally said this about that far-right lady they elected in Italy.
@stevefilms1997
@stevefilms1997 10 ай бұрын
So honoured to have been beheaded by this feminist icon.
@fenriz218
@fenriz218 4 жыл бұрын
10 years down the road and a million views later.. and now we know, why The Onion's brilliant satire can't compete with reality. People simply won't notice the irony... it's like their broadcast was a Nostradamus with a Joker-smile...
@in.articulo.mortis
@in.articulo.mortis 8 жыл бұрын
"My name is Bolo Santosi, Leadah of the Reapahs"
@daffyphack
@daffyphack 6 жыл бұрын
Deep cut. I like it.
@kinghani
@kinghani 5 жыл бұрын
yesss scorpio
@allbutperfect
@allbutperfect 9 ай бұрын
Girlboss, gaslight and gatekeep ✨😍 She’s giving Margaret Thatcher a run for her money 💕
@dudedaniel1127
@dudedaniel1127 Жыл бұрын
Aww yeah, it’s Italy time my doods.
@jali4000
@jali4000 4 жыл бұрын
Im starting to legitimately think the Onion are actually oracles
@CouchPotatoWizard
@CouchPotatoWizard 8 жыл бұрын
Man who struggled whole life raising grizzly bear put into nursing home by it
@KaiserDeclan
@KaiserDeclan Жыл бұрын
It’s funny that this popped up and they recommend it right as Italy just elected its new Prime Minister.
@unitedrepublicofegg6611
@unitedrepublicofegg6611 3 жыл бұрын
She's been really killing it lately
@crab_computer
@crab_computer 4 жыл бұрын
Now this aged like fine wine.
@awesomefaed
@awesomefaed 4 жыл бұрын
We did it guys. This video is finally relevant again.
@MetatronsRevenge613
@MetatronsRevenge613 25 күн бұрын
Golda Meir, Indhira Gandhi and Margert Thatcher Approve
@isengrom6883
@isengrom6883 Жыл бұрын
Damn, they really predicted female Mussolini
@milandjuric3119
@milandjuric3119 5 жыл бұрын
I almost died laughing at the very end... Gatorade scientists discovered 4 new kinds of thirst
@adieeeb1899
@adieeeb1899 5 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣
@KajiCarson
@KajiCarson 15 жыл бұрын
"Some people had doubts, but now, they're all dead" "She's a real dynamo." "That's one feisty lady!" This is gold.
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 жыл бұрын
I for one welcome our female oppressive overlords. Ah, crap. How do you say that in Spanish and Korean?
@sla5hh
@sla5hh 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm this comment will eventually grow big
@thomascorbett709
@thomascorbett709 8 ай бұрын
This was unironically happening in some circles back when Kim Jong Un was missing and it looked like his sister may take over.
@codewithnacho
@codewithnacho 4 жыл бұрын
I think the Onion is the new simpsons at predicting stuff
@Max-el7zd
@Max-el7zd 4 жыл бұрын
rmfcity Lol, yup.
@Tyrantk2007
@Tyrantk2007 9 жыл бұрын
Buzzfeed in 2016
@JSZ69420
@JSZ69420 8 жыл бұрын
kek
@LaughingMan44
@LaughingMan44 7 жыл бұрын
2017
@ignacioandresadasme8553
@ignacioandresadasme8553 5 жыл бұрын
2019
@spiderjeranimo4992
@spiderjeranimo4992 5 жыл бұрын
(Spins Wheel of Missinformation) Vox in 2019
@jimmyisawkward
@jimmyisawkward Жыл бұрын
Italy:
@swhaht6807
@swhaht6807 2 ай бұрын
Go Italy! Mussolini 's grandaughter now elected in teal time.
@Diego-zz1df
@Diego-zz1df 4 жыл бұрын
Who else came here after the bolivian coup?
@james7286
@james7286 4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Anez should stand down immediately
@FlashFizz
@FlashFizz 15 жыл бұрын
Gama has already inspired my little girl, who had always been too quiet and unassuming. The feisty little one now demands that I cook all her meals, clean her room, and do her all her homework. That sort of attitude will surely pay off one day in the form of an obscenely large corporate bonus, like the kind received after the business gets a large government bailout. I'm so proud of my new little girl.
@PenaltyKillah
@PenaltyKillah Ай бұрын
That's one feisty daughter you have! So inspiring, girls can really do anything now
@gerardanderson9665
@gerardanderson9665 Жыл бұрын
Hillary Clinton on Georgia Meloni be like:
@Sam-vf5uc
@Sam-vf5uc Жыл бұрын
I'm truly disappointed in all the sexism I'm seeing here in the comments section. Just because she's a woman these incels are criticizing her ruthless regime, smh.
@jmac356
@jmac356 Жыл бұрын
Umm... it's not because she's a woman... have you even heard of dictatorship, you banana?
@lateral1385
@lateral1385 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. The level of disrespect for a female visionary is astounding. She has the hardest job in the world, and that is being a mother to beautiful children. How can you be angry at her for making a few mistakes along the way?
@Nilmand
@Nilmand Жыл бұрын
Just because she's a woman that doesn't mean she can't be as ruthless and sanguinary as a man can be. Also she's pretty based considering she killed all the religious leaders.
@shrekreincarnated4521
@shrekreincarnated4521 Жыл бұрын
Hail hitler 🙋‍♂️
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 5 ай бұрын
@@jmac356 ate the onion :D
@MrSlanderer
@MrSlanderer 4 жыл бұрын
Regarding Jeanine Anez: The same could have been said of the Philippines’ Gloria Arroyo. Not really a dictator, anyway. The word a lot of people are thinking of is actually “tyrant,” someone who usurped power illegally (or merely perceived). A figurehead is not always a dictator, but a puppet.
@colemanchristy2770
@colemanchristy2770 4 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@PaxMagna
@PaxMagna Жыл бұрын
Came back here because Italy just elected their first ever woman PM.....who is a Mussolini facist :D. Onion, you guys scare me sometimes with how spot on your old skits are becoming 😭
@Escalator1
@Escalator1 Жыл бұрын
wow Deja vu
@keegans.969
@keegans.969 Жыл бұрын
Your username fits with this year's mood. Well, that of this century ngl.
@PaxMagna
@PaxMagna Жыл бұрын
@@keegans.969 thats part of the idea LMAO also MF DOOMS first album "doomsday" and also it sounds cool :D
@keegans.969
@keegans.969 Жыл бұрын
@@PaxMagna Ooh, Doomsday is quite good! (I personally liked MM FOOD, but Doomsday comes at a close second.)
@PaxMagna
@PaxMagna Жыл бұрын
@@keegans.969 mm food is my favorite too! but for the artistic take on it and how its presented like a menu of various dishes. but I think madvilanny is his best lyrical stuff.
@OzMediaOfficial
@OzMediaOfficial Жыл бұрын
This isn't funny anymore
@irjiiu1041
@irjiiu1041 Жыл бұрын
It's not funny, it's inspiring. For hundreds of years only Men were allowed to rule with the iron fist and now for the first time in history we get a woman becoming a dictator. Truly a great time we live in. Woman's right go♀️
@dominikrudolfettrich2556
@dominikrudolfettrich2556 Жыл бұрын
What are you doing here Oz?
@lateral1385
@lateral1385 Жыл бұрын
Answer the question, Oz. What are you doing here?
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 5 ай бұрын
No it's _hilarious_
@Tyler-co8li
@Tyler-co8li 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. This happening right now in Bolivia.
@unusual772
@unusual772 4 жыл бұрын
How she became dictator
@Laurence2000
@Laurence2000 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s here on the day of Kim Jong Un’s alleged death?
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what? I've been assaulted with nothing but Corona virus media melodrama and this is the first actually interesting news story I've heard if true
@calmexit6483
@calmexit6483 4 жыл бұрын
Patton Ramming yeah! It’s looking like his sister is going to take over 😂
@killerqueenisbestmanneko8419
@killerqueenisbestmanneko8419 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Bolivia had a female dictator
@mr.randomgamer888
@mr.randomgamer888 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mardukgilgamesh1500
@mardukgilgamesh1500 4 жыл бұрын
@@pattonramming1988 REEEE but kungflu is suuuuuuper dangerous.we must destroy the middle class to appease it or it will become angry :o
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