Theories and Mysteries

[@BookofValis]

Mysteries and Theories playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PLwTiUHeQ2tLr9SNvkmdMe8kdT8iKut1vf&si=QTDyLAxVKw8f9WaW

[@aviavil1]

the cat litter machine really scared me because my mom was thinking of getting a automatic litter machine and she could have gotten that one, rest in piece all the poor cats :(

[@boithefinger6535]

The only ones that are safe are ones that don’t close when they’re cleaning. Litter robot is also legit and won’t rotate if the litter in it is too heavy but it’s $600. Honestly if you don’t have the money for litter robot just get a stainless steel litter tray and clean the box every day.

[@salemsama1420]

Rest in pieces ...

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

​@@salemsama1420 yes rip in pieces

[@Zinkquer]

i have never genuinely felt sick watching these types of videos until the part about the analytics on cheese pizza

[@adrianpaul1985]

0:14 that man is NOT 21

[@xXfjordx]

that interview with ssb9 is fake man that is the fakest english accent ive ever heard

[@rocklinuss9000]

its AI

[@hyacinthmoon6289]

@@rocklinuss9000the interview was ai?

[@ctobolsk]

It sounds more Irish than English

[@McBean1331]

Hi ( help me )

[@bazilkush388]

Sounds Indian / pakistani

[@bloodrainicorn6193]

I love hello kitty and the resellers just ruin it for me.

[@acrossthemayaverse]

right. i feel like i can't properly love hello kitty without these adult brats spending overnight shifts just to purchase them

[@00piumgio]

you a grown ahh woman

[@00piumgio]

@@acrossthemayaversehello kitty bout lame af rs🤣

[@chriscannon.]

Grown woman playing wit toys

[@00piumgio]

@@chriscannon.saying she got other stuff she should be worrying about

[@gymleaderfern]

it’s really funny how nobody understands tiktok culture, they’re 100% making fun of schoolboy9 not glorifying him

[@calliastah4115]

Its not really that hard to see too. lmao

[@cryptodweller2419]

It’s crazy that you call it culture

[@no-ge5mu]

@@cryptodweller2419that’s what it is

[@kakaraka132]

​@@cryptodweller2419why not? Really curious

[@korontos9038]

"tiktok culture" ur parents are disappointed in u bro

[@captainweekend5276]

The "flavorful combos" thing was so funny considering they're literally making the same thing as lunchables, it's literally lunchables pizza, nachos, etc, just with an arguably worse snack and drink. Also things like lunchly and lunchables are marketed to be a meal replacement, they just try to argue they're a snack to get around how unhealthy they are, lunchables were a part of the NSLP for a long time, and still are in some cases, they're fully intended to be a meal for a child. I'm not gonna say that all food should be healthy, but there definitely is an issue with youtubers creating a garbage product and shilling it to their impressionable fans.

[@jimmygibson7045]

Impressionable fans is a long way to say that the parents are actually parenting their children, leaving the school system, the internet and society to raise their kids while they hold the title

[@Certifiedfortniteplayer]

6:35 that is a HORRIBLE attempt at sounding like ssb9, sounds more like a trump impersonation 😭😭

[@sgtv45]

Formerpresidentboy9

[@nightcoreloidx3]

sounds like if trump was making fun of British people

[@mathieuleader8601]

the hype around Hello Kitty reminds me of how popular the stuffed toys Beanie Babies became at the start of the 2000's

[@audiobotguy0357]

SSB9 is a real life Batman villain, I swear.

[@Spongyboi897]

maruyama pfp spotted, instant like

[@audiobotguy0357]

@@Spongyboi897 Dynamite Headdy is a mighty fine game.

[@AngryCareBears]

Nobody is glorying schoolboy9 they are definitely making fun of him 😭 gen z doesn’t take anything seriously.

[@sofiaj1416]

They should be ashamed.

[@SharmV]

Well he is a PDF file, I would be doing the same as a teen, going out with my friend on the bmx calling some old weirdo a nonce

[@nikkifish]

@@sofiaj1416uh no

[@PARTYPONY]

​@@sofiaj1416ashamed of what exactly...?

[@raeannaruby8306]

This is just thing I'm in the mood to watch rn

[@TheHankScorpio]

The SSB9 sub is having what happens when a legitimate cause goes viral; exposure to clout chasers. The worst part is this was expected to happen, the sub discussed it, but the raw virality was unexpected and their cause has now gone downhill as people reverse all the good work those on the sub have done for a while now.

[@damienm.4765]

The goat is back

[@vincentb5431]

Me when I'm a farmhand and my lord has instructed me to notify him of each farm animal that has finished grazing

[@jelly.212]

​@@vincentb5431goat in this case means a different thing. Be more aware and cultured hmph!! 💅🏻

[@brotherboard3920]

12:36 for anyone else who is sick to death of hearing about smartschoolboy.

[@mcjaydanger]

Galaxy Gas is just the next brand name of Nitrous. Same as Whip It. When I was selling hippy drugs, we'd sell cannisters of Nitrous too, usually to parties of people so they could fill balloons without having to crack so many charges. There's three grades of NOS, and as long as you don't get the industrial grade, you can technically inhale it. Thing is, NOS itself kind of sucks, and doesn't get really good until you mix it with Ketamine or Acid. For real though, people have been doing whip its since easily the 80's or 90's, this is just another case of Gen Z thinking they discovered something.

[@ClassifiedDocz]

Thank you.. don’t even let them know about the air duster rabbit hole

[@ezrat4248]

Yeah kids are dumb

[@Princesse5667]

4:08 as someone who has worked for the company and multiple locations I can confirm that people go crazy for this however it’s mostly just collectors calling the stores looking for the stuff

[@theREALchriszito]

but who really buys this stuff? why is it worth so much?

[@Princesse5667]

@@theREALchriszito young adults and stay at home parents with no self control

[@theREALchriszito]

@@Princesse5667 they're just addicted to hello kitty? Is it really that profitable?

[@theREALchriszito]

@@Princesse5667 and I mean the markup buyers not the flippers. I can understand the flipping if it's actually worth it -- eg they're not just sitting on a house full of shit waiting for it to sell

[@Princesse5667]

@@theREALchriszito it’s rare we even get the stuff so I don’t know

[@sillysausage231]

If someone uses galaxy gas, there aren't many braincells to kill in the first place

[@scooperofcoop]

0:16 21 going on 36

[@eyeloveliminalspaces]

The hello kitty shit have been happening for a while now bruh I hate people that do this

[@theREALchriszito]

whos the market? whos buying ? tf?

[@powermiro]

I only started hearing about Nitrous Oxide when it was found out that Kanye west uses it and might actually be messed up in the brain because of it

[@arandomsupra]

Kanye fans discovering theyve been praising and following the beliefs of a guy with literal brain damage:

[@powermiro]

@@arandomsupra frl

[@razorkid1525]

Huffing Galaxy Gas is done by the kind of person that will try to get high even with Drain cleaner, Ns 😂

[@ILOVE2TV]

Another good video, thank you and merry christmas

[@orionstar5183]

For galaxy gas look at their commercial they made it for one use and advertise it for one use i was shocked how open their commercial Was it even telling people it can basically replace vaping ..

[@Joshua_Lawrence]

No, I don't watch any of them, so I don't have bias for them But Lunchables have *hella* lead in it. Plus nowadays, it's *always* the lesser of two evils. You can really apply that logic to anything.

[@MojaveMoron]

Everything has lead in it. You can't have factory automation without it showing up lmao Look into the lead in prime Aint no "lesser of two evils" here

[@BestGuy2103]

Naw how did I get an Uber Eats ad before this video lol

[@ninjaslayer0527]

I’ve never really even ran into the Nutter Butter page, or maybe unknowingly I did once🤔🤷‍♂️, but the fact that they’re doing that gains my respect cause it’s definitely different and out there I’ll say that😭

[@joshua0333]

The book of valis method

[@Nish.]

Those schoolboy9 interviews are obviously fake.. The first one is Ai and the second one is clearly not him lol.

[@meglomart]

Bro why the fk does a litter box need an app

[@DarthPerkins]

I was watching a crime documentary and it said "...this video was captured by the fridge camera" and I thought it meant a camera ON TOP of the fridge, but no, the fridge has a camera in it. Smart fridge. Facial recognition. On a fridge.

[@theactualghostboi6777]

These days....just because they can do it aye aye aye

[@arandomsupra]

Reminds me of when bill burr said the same thing about a toaster

[@PhanQuynhMaiNga]

this format really suits me

[@Deadendintheend]

Imagine having beef with dantdm

[@slevin003]

i think coffeezilla did a video on galaxy gas, and they definitely know they are selling it to be used recreationally. the nitros needed to refill a culinary product is like 1/100th or some crazy small amount compared to what they sell on their site.

[@jujufe9]

EXCITED TO WATCH THOSE WHEN I GET HOME!

[@whoeverthisguyis0826]

I fr miss the glitch in the matrix vidoes :(

[@danieluhl1569]

I got an ad for Uber eats directly after the first story. 🤣

[@gltchy971]

Bro, i was eating and then you showed me smart school boy 09

[@insertnamehere6033]

Is book of vails sensitive society?😨

[@CrustyUgg]

😂

[@Saint_Dan132]

great video B O V, very insightful and very well informed of you

[@leecorfield514]

Timestamps?

[@DarthPerkins]

No. But it does fly.

[@Spiyder11]

I just want to know: is Schoolboy wearing a mouth prosthetic or doing something weird with his mouth because it freaks me out

[@rrats420]

this videos fire

[@dargzy]

9:00 i went to the school across the road from becky high 😭 oh my??

[@Dancer10105]

2:03 I'm sorry, but I'm confused. What is a 27 Walgreens? Did anybody else catch that? Or was it just me cause? I know it's 24 hours 7 days a week. Never heard of it, walgreens 27 lol someone help 😅...!

[@R-Boxing1108]

Adin was posing as an 18yr old on Monkey app and got called out about it

[@Loch1210]

What if another Uber driver took the order?

[@HorrorFanaticBronX]

Fire video as always, Valis.

[@sgdankmemesv1]

i think i like a little lemon and lime🗣️🔥

[@Meredeathhh]

Are you shadowbanned? Youre not popping up in my subscriptions tab and your viewership seems low

[@natmarie8227]

OK im ngl i fw that Nutter Butter marketing

[@JoyntedUp]

4:09 lmao of course Redlands 🤣🤣 the whole inland empire is crazy

[@elise6251]

perfect video for my 3 hour bus rode

[@fliesandspiders]

Half of these are not mysteries or theories. These are clearly low effort pump and dump type videos. The ssb9 tik tok stuff was obviously a joke but you didn’t seem to realize it and it comes off like ur not even writing these yourself

[@Dallasneedsmoreblegh]

Most people who make and watch these videos don’t even understand what a conspiracy theory is. I’ve seen this guy’s videos and only about 2% of anything he has ever posted had to do with a real conspiracy theory. These kids think pyramids, flat earth, and aliens are conspiracies.

[@lairheron9489]

The Hello Kitty thing is literally just capitalism

[@alenmack3471]

“David” sounds way more German than British.

[@lizzygrant08588]

Omg my moot is in the schoolboy9 clips 😭

[@DillyHai]

really liked this video

[@l33tKrew]

peak is back.

[@utahshore]

more like this pleeease

[@claires1980]

Thanks

[@binccco]

So ready for this

[@sardafade]

First one is kind of real of them, if only they'd been more discreet

[@spookyufo98]

i love hello kitty and these resellers are the fcking WORST and it’s so unfair to the actual people who love sanrio :( they should really have limits to how many you can buy because i’ve seen people buy out the whole stock of one item. obviously they’re going to sell those :/

[@newwave2389]

So I'm I confused cuz this Uber eats thing is missing some steps first how do u start account then place another order on a different one too accept it too cancel it what days later after the order card comes in mail or just starting a new account u get a 700 dollar card...cuz how can u accept an order when u don't have a card unless they waited till there cards came first so they can get it loaded that's crazy cuz they must have made hella fake accounts had to using different numbers an socials an waited to do all that in a day cuz that going take 5-7 business days for a card lol...like how many cards we get in the mail today 15 what we looking like tomorrow says we got 20 tomorrow lmao but my dude didn't have time to copy an paste a stock pic idk crazy an one more thing when starting a new account u would have to at least do some deliverys before they would even send u a card at lees that how door dash works idk

[@michaelkelsay4559]

I’m not hating on hello kitty cartel except for the fact that it has caused fights. If someone hunts it down to resale at a profit then that’s the game. Someone monopolizing and guarding the stock is different and too far

[@CrustyUgg]

16:45 how is it being targeted to black children? One black teen did something and now others are following and she's blaming the company? 😂 do THESE PEOPLE really just go around blaming everyone else for their issues in life?

[@cosmicXtropics]

Minority moment.

[@godiswithyou.5358]

Research the crack epidemic. Then ask your question again.

[@Milton55555]

adin and cheesur are best friends, they are clearly trolling.

[@John-mm2yl]

The guy in the thumbnail with the red arrow pointing at him disgusts me. I physically get the feeling like throwing up. It doesn’t help that every KZbinr made videos over them.

[@hyacinthmoon6289]

Mr beast?

[@John-mm2yl]

@@hyacinthmoon6289 he changed the thumbnail lol it was pointing at the guy on the bottom right at first

[@hyacinthmoon6289]

@@John-mm2yl ohhhh!!! Okay!! Hahaha well to be fair the statement could be true for both guys 😆 thanks for clarifying though!

[@dovakiinhammerfell5025]

Schrodingers litter box

[@terrancecobb6802]

Da hell w/schoolboy

[@Larrytrain.9]

Peak has dropped

[@pinkfloyd30stm]

Stanning for schoolboy9 is insane 😂

[@pvp979gaming]

Mr beast is just a loser now😂 i swear only pewdiepie is still a legend

[@SamStuffz]

Im tired of seeing smartschoolboy9 crap, i cant take it seriously with everyone and their mothers making videos about it lol

[@m.u.sik4eva]

7:26 it’s bullsh*t

[@G500-m2b]

Ye that ain't him u can tell it's fake in the video

[@abbylover1942]

Oh my god

[@SharmV]

Top 5 looking like a broke Somali out in west London 😂😂

[@LORDSTRYKER92]

I know what Im getting my GF for Christmas On God🙀🙀💯💯😤😤

[@morteporta]

Litterbox lady is a lair, it’s so obvious

[@sizedcrayon5043]

Hi!

[@davidpowell7250]

Bro is ruining my name

[@AllaBichChau]

best!!!

[@venenomecca858]

Galaxy gas is older than you think I used to sell and use whippets around when disposables vapes got popular. And I remember going to the smoke shop and the cashier hitting a fat ass tank of NOS, he was like this the new shit nun of dat small canister crap. Ngl I’ve always had a heavy tolerance to shi I smoke and drank almost everyday, but I hit the gas maybe two 3 times and I felt my eyes and legs getting heavy. they brought out a chair for me cuz I almost fell over. Shi was too stronk lmao

[@adonaiyah2196]

That is definitely smart school boy8s voice

[@jonnywick4611]

Frost

[@gotvidz2222]

6:21 that's racist he's doing white face

[@theactualghostboi6777]

His existence is racist against all humans

[@gotvidz2222]

@@theactualghostboi6777 lol 😆

[@Just-A-Bit]

Hey

[@calliastah4115]

Tbh I dislike KSI, Logan & Mr Beast, but people bitching and crying over Dan being insulted need to get over themselves. Dan was the one who came over and started the shit, and its not as if most of the food items for children aren't unhealthy for them. Lunchly looks like shit, and I wouldn't buy them for my kids, but I hate it when someone ( Dan in this scenario ) starts shit, someone insults him back and all of a sudden the internet's pissy cause "he's muh KZbin daddy". its beyond annoying.

[@riptantorn5337]

Why put seat belts in cars?...

[@cheanathan]

hsd😍

[@jonnywick4611]

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