Theory of a Deadman - Hate My Life [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

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LYRICS
So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart
I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.
I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
How come I never get laid nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your shit"
I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face
So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"
I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear "it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

[@generallysham5051]

Whenever im in a bad mood, this song always makes it worse ❤

[@CaliforniaFieryFoods]

Huh?

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

​@@CaliforniaFieryFoods soo sick of the hooooboooooooos always begging for chaaaaaaange

[@happycamper00blake]

Right on ✊ let's be pissed and mad about it 😄

[@Thegingerbreadm4n]

the hobos hate their lives too...@@happycamper00blake

[@terrykennedy7588]

My thoughts exactly

[@EdgeOf1996]

Its ironic how a song about hating life makes me so much happier about life

[@duncanworthan7900]

EdgeOf1996 truth

[@percyjackson4455]

I guess that`s the aim of this song/video

[@EmoJones13]

EdgeOf1996 I think it's because it makes us all feel less alone. I sing this song to myself every night at work. It keeps me going.

[@gamingwithashton2700]

EdgeOf1996 IKR

[@jademiddleton3592]

Ikr

[@pankace3296]

This man is truly a hero. He managed to concentrate all the entitlement and douchery in the world into this one song. Thank you

[@Wardy507]

Lol by hero I think you mean massive nonce / general cunt

[@walternaneng3687]

Ur wife is a whore lmao

[@legionperformancemusic6818]

Na, he's missing a few things. Still an absolutely amazing song though. The world was a bit different when this came out so your statement was true then.

[@souljaboy.6668]

yall must like underage girls just like this pedo

[@joeydavila8244]

TDM songs are just as bipolar as me and I LOVE it!!

[@JerryDodge]

Was down in the dumps today. Posted about it on FB how my life sucks. Friend pointed me at this song. And now my day is feeling better.

[@hex-devourmeplz7095]

"I hate everyone to the bitter end" I couldn't agree more.

[@frogshnuckle4475]

Yep

[@Hateious]

Me on a everyday basis lol

[@GroggyFive59180]

I hope you guys are alright.

[@ianmarsden1130]

@JakeThe Gamer! Trust no one. Even yourself! It's a game where you can pick your own rules. :)

[@jozobozo5]

You guys do realize this song is from the perspective of the asshole, right?

[@jonplaud]

Whenever I was in a bad mood, this song always cheered me up.

[@theeeddboyy6020]

heard that

[@chaosgaming1122]

Same

[@kmdtkain3972]

Ain't that the truth

[@WARD5KUSTOMZ]

same here man

[@arana4773]

Jamais Vu

[@billyhill952]

why is a song about hating life so damn upbeat and happy.... not complaining because whenever I'm just pissed at the world this song always pops into my head without fail and always makes me feel better for some reason... Maybe just knowing I'm not alone gives me some comfort... idk

[@gradymcclintock3766]

He sounded like they had fun with the song

[@colesmith9829]

“My boss is a dick. I don’t get paid nearly enough to put up with all of his shit.” That line hits home brotha.

[@dallasmarcola6423]

Story of my life! Lol

[@chcdedits]

@@dallasmarcola6423 LMAO

[@al112v4]

What about the underage girl line, does that hit home for you guys?

[@colesmith9829]

@@al112v4 I bet you’re fun at parties.

[@al112v4]

@@colesmith9829 And I bet you’re fun in prison.

[@nathanlaw8769]

i love how their having a "i hate my life" parade

[@Brad772006]

One of the most uplifting depressing songs ever written.

[@654Crossman]

Depressingly wholesome.lol

[@perryleduc1954]

Shit I've got a list of songs that are depressingly uplifting. From super depressing lyrics and upbeat music to super upbeat lyrics and depressing music to a mixture of both. Then both on their own. I'm a big fan of depressing music for my espresso depresso times

[@gregriddle7970]

Boy Howdy

[@GeordieRossCo]

Hollywood Undead- Bullet, give it a listen bro 😂

[@gaz9411]

Also No Children by the Mountain Goats, give that one a try

[@AugAug989]

This is truly one of the things of all time

[@incognitiosaystransrights]

So true. Just so true.

[@_._---.]

2:07 is surely one of the lyrics of all time.

[@HammerHouse13]

Sometimes a piece of music just speaks to your soul

[@CaliforniaFieryFoods]

Right!

[@user-ej2pe3ny7c]

And speaks volumes

[@soldier716]

This was my platoon's theme song of my deployment to Afghanistan. I love this band because I first heard them because of this song

[@kyrilslate3851]

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[@punchingmocha]

Your a hero

[@soldier716]

Thank you, but don't thank me, thank Theory of a Deadman for making this song that kept me sane. They're the ones that made an upbeat happy song about hating everyone. It kept me happy, and happy to hate everyone and helped me do my job.

[@kyrilslate3851]

Amen to that

[@MiceliCreations]

Thank you for your service.

[@robertbrooks5045]

This song can depressurize a horrible day. Thank you Theory Of A Deadman for creating incredible music that connects to so many of us.

[@TheMassdaddy]

Timeless...relatable...simply awesome. Thank you!

[@bryanackeret5066]

I saw Theory of a Deadman at Crue Fest in Noblesville Indiana. It was a great show.

[@droppedspaghetti8005]

The epitaph on my grave is just going to be a KZbin link to this video.

[@curiousme113]

Best comment ever!!!!

[@Zack-xz1ph]

add a QR code

[@ThillerKillerX]

@@Zack-xz1ph stealing this for real

[@jacked_king]

Something about this song is... therapeutic

[@randyfailinger2290]

me in 2009: kind of a cool song. kind of funny. turn it up me in 2022: I feel this so so deeply

[@AyeshBandara]

I can relate lol Cheers mate.

[@redacted8008]

Far ahead of its time

[@riflemanslament9594]

every day man

[@sarahclark8262]

Funniest comment on here lol!! Kuddos...

[@randyfailinger2290]

@@sarahclark8262 haha. just came to me while at work one morning.

[@jasonchapman5202]

Who is watching this in 2023? I relate to this song so much. It sums up exactly how I feel every day ! Great song and great lyrics.

[@Serb-0]

I feel you Jason 🤘🏼

[@wackinkrakens2721]

this song always gives me a laugh when I start to hate everything.

[@michaelsmith3336]

Darlene Mccracken rite on

[@jonathanemerson751]

me too

[@kfed7473]

Just listened to it

[@jameschasemaddox3037]

Me too, sometimes. I think that may have been the point of the song.

[@lck5860]

Nice... that song just made me smile..

[@ToddBinNM]

After loving this song for 17 years, it's no longer my anthem, now, I just reach into my Chokra and think that everything is good with the world and stupid people are a major part of it. Rock on! I hate my life

[@tylermilos2903]

It's all one cut up until 1:50. Pretty impressive.

[@sp54584]

LAWL I laughed my fucking ass off at the part where Tyler sings about how a girl's dad punched him in the face for calling her a "nice piece of ass" XD

[@jessehills6108]

i died too

[@gradymcclintock3766]

I did to that's the best part of the song

[@ba2981]

I love playing this full blast when I pull up to work in the AM

[@saulgoodman.exe_]

cringe

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

​@@saulgoodman.exe_ your mother

[@jasonmcdowell174]

Just did that! 😂

[@sioux6597]

Me currently 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ricstormwolf]

I don't always listen to this song, but when I do, so does everyone else 😂😂

[@Hellzfury112]

13 Years ago and a song that I ALWAYS keep going back to it. Nothing turns out right there's no end in sight.

[@kylielittlefield9794]

When you wake up with this song in your head......☠👽

[@BigboiiTone]

Word girl

[@arthurmorgan3448]

I heard this song for the first time today my Amazon Alexa played it

[@joebuckman3697]

I thought this song hit home when I was 16, but boy did I not anticipate it hitting even closer to home at 25.

[@stephensbros1]

Wait for 35!

[@briangriffin2213]

Take a breath. Get a plan together. Nothing good and long term will happen overnight. The military is your quickest option. Boot camp is is just a mess for all. Yeah a lot of yelling, big deal. Do what your told, do it on time and you'll be fine. DI wants you succeed.

[@kathyholmes8329]

Also never trust anyone! I have been screwed over so many times

[@bansheemike7046]

It never gets better no matter the #

[@tompilato439]

0

[@tkzsfen]

the best thing about this song is that it makes the best of the "hate" and "anger", which are just the natural response to an unfair life. justify hate!

[@egosumumbraemortis5609]

Whenever I'm feeling down this song never fails to make me laugh. Thank you TOAD, you're the best.

[@sper2557]

I just realized THEORY OF A DEADMAN=TOAD

[@andrewmanzano4792]

Did you just call them... TOAD?

[@Kugrox]

You just ruined the bands name for me.

[@caylan200]

As you see the frog ate the fly, but not the toad and so the understanding of having a reason to suffice the unknown is just as important

[@quinnof4390]

It sounds weird but I want this song played at my funeral

[@susannehobbs7817]

Funny. I have thought the same thing.

[@hungerforhorror]

Me too

[@titanium0002]

I want Carl wheezer read the bee movie script played at mine

[@setapartmindset8859]

😂

[@sonnychauhan6707]

me too

[@dustinpfarr1601]

"I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage." Damn right you can't.

[@brookeminerd3476]

once this guy told me he was 21. He spent the night next am in my living room I hear 16 year old calling in to highschool pretending he was his dad!

[@geofframsey2807]

Brooke Minerd that's stupid asf

[@ogaprv]

hahahaha , im dying.. that's just great.. i had something similar happen like that once.

[@kennypote592]

oh fuck XD

[@iwtommo]

Then her daddy punches me in the faaaaaaaace!

[@dottiyjones7882]

His hair looks like it should be in a cartoon. I love it. xD

[@nateheskett333]

It reminds me of Elvis hair except it's dialed down a bit

[@drewmacdonald619]

Johnny Bravo a cartoon back in the early 2000

[@iannelson1423]

“I hate I can’t tell when a girls underage”

[@heiroferror]

in the same song where he talks about his WIFE

[@h.r.9563]

And complains about a hobo like it's some luxurious life to be a homeless drug addict. Poor white millionaire

[@Boosted07GT]

@@h.r.9563 nah he talking about how they always beg and If you give em a dollar or a water they say “that’s it??” Ungrateful fucks

[@ian2079]

@@Boosted07GT ok dillon

[@HattieJosh]

This whole song is one big joke

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

How anyone could listen to this without laughing is beyond me

[@JesperNewspaper]

Story of my life, I fucking love this song

[@musicxtu921]

yes

[@AB-ww6kw]

Magnus

[@wdistel]

+JayBee You should live it.

[@kimkiser2713]

yes it is

[@tammyzeman2577]

this is an excellent song

[@Thriving_in_Exile]

"Oh~ Nothing turns out riiiight, there's no end in siiiiight, I hate my liiiiiiife~" I sing this shit every day, guys. I feel this man.

[@user-ej4eq5im4r]

Still feeling it?

[@user-ej4eq5im4r]

@RetroTimeZone nice

[@zachtarbell4238]

"nice guys always lose" I second that.

[@witgiz2868]

L

[@Dante-nu5cn]

You're probably not as nice as you thing tho

[@pogcow4178]

@@witgiz2868 imagine being the mean guy Cringe

[@michaelsiengo1]

Best song ever

[@pyroslev]

This song is my work anthem plain and simple.

[@WWIIAddict]

This song in concert must be amazing

[@gradymcclintock3766]

I would love to hear this live

[@todayistheday6530]

just saw them on the rock resurection tour they did this song it was fucking amazing

[@jessealbertson8187]

I'd like to thank theory of a deadman for such masterpiece

[@mrtoast244]

This song plays in my head when I'm walking down the street with an arm full of microwaved Honey Buns for no reason whatsoever

[@125way9]

Need to re-release this as a 10 year anniversary for 2020

[@Meowqueen344]

How abt 2022. ??

[@zachsheffield1325]

The feminist and the rest would try to shut it down!

[@jakefromsf7580]

It was released in October of 2008. So, this October for the 15th year anniversary.

[@ZombieFesl99]

I remember listening this with my friend back in elementary school. This legendary💯 🔥

[@Meowqueen344]

Dang it's that old. This song is og

[@Ha1cy0nN1gh7s]

The way he stares the "bad driver" is perfect...

[@MLPDethDealr32]

This song fits now more then ever. And yet it makes me smile like an idiot.

[@vmwindustries]

This song fixes the shit feeling i had when I said to the KZbin mic, that I hate my life! This should always be here for people that need to hear it!

[@cowboys846]

hell yes brother, just a man whos fed up n done with it. Merica'

[@tjdwyer3]

I always know it's time for a new job when I revert back to this song...& play it on repeat!!!

[@Meowqueen344]

Yea

[@Everythingismeaningless344]

This song helps me not unalive myself 🥺

[@sabrinapettit9880]

I saw them in Vegas!!! They put on a good show! Love them!!!

[@josephblood2907]

Just walked out of my shift today. This song is accurate

[@jeffreymunene]

this might be the realest song of all time

[@jonathanmartin3767]

Who knew this song would age so well.

[@IchigoGyuunyu]

This song makes me feel a little better after the shit day I had today.

[@jacobbecker1905]

Amen to that

[@seniorembar666]

Ok

[@user-ej4eq5im4r]

What happened?

[@suddenwarrior7629]

I can so relate to this song I hate everyone

[@ghostsquadss6738]

SuddenWarrior76 Oof

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Really pay attention to the lyrics. If you actually relate to this, you're a garbage human being.

[@redtaurus2172]

@@CurtisAlfeld guess I'm a garbage person but it beats being a person with a body pillow that's for sure 😂

[@noahk1300]

@curtis art field guess I’m total fuckin garbage🗑

[@FVCK-TH1S]

@@CurtisAlfeld all humans are trash, only some deserve to die more than others.

[@sarahjoponziolifeteamprinc6060]

My family is so toxic and this song helps ! 😢

[@jermatt6815]

I can relate to this song so much it hurts, miss my 3 children not their mother.

[@SnakeHuntersTV]

There wasn't a cut in this Video until @1:52 that pretty cool!

[@Ignas359]

I just noticed that. Pretty cool indeed!

[@haydenwirick1786]

SnakeHuntersTV I

[@soulxeat3r]

There’s a cut at 1:32 also. Well hidden but just noticeable.

[@mvs784]

CUT ?

[@chadbingham8069]

No, there are several. They are just hidden in ways it looks like one continuous cut. Slamming his hands down on the hood may be the first one.

[@stonecrestmovies]

this song is so bad that it wraps around to being absolutely amazing, a musical achievement. a true masterpiece

[@user-wi5wj2vo6g]

Theory has really good songs, but here they really show they are self-aware and make fun of themselves haha, really fun song

[@Ton369]

it aint that bad

[@andrezest]

@@Ton3692:07

[@adamthomas5880]

And now we hate u too

[@hopcity1061]

This song is so true.

[@paijehernandez]

I play this song literally everytime I leave it go to the office I work at.

[@Morgancolewallenmusic]

Hello, how are you doing today? Thanks for your love and support🎵💖

[@shawnp4490]

Just found this. Lately things have been shit and find these lyrics totally relatable.

[@thanapolpuengkuson5425]

2020 so far

[@kizmutpribula5591]

underage girls?

[@OpreRoma]

So... Are you a paedophile that hates the poor?

[@blackfang87]

I play this damn near every night at work.

[@PageofLegend]

I have never connected with the content an delivery of a lyric more than "bitch you better get out of the way, before I start falling apart..."

[@misfitbrit1989]

Ditto!

[@Smex]

IM SOO SICK OF THE HOBOOOOS, ALWAYS BEGGIN FOR CHAANGE

[@RumchevStefan]

This is the most selfish song ever, I just love it.

[@louiselescalleet107]

You cant worry about everyone esle all the time.sometimes you have to take time out for you. But you keep given

[@thelonelywolf88]

First TOADM song I heard via Pandora and It evolved from there.

[@dan.9734]

2:55 it only lasts for a split second but I just love the old hobo dancing

[@derbymankg]

Priceless! He asks if I really felt that way..."damn right I do!"😂😂😂😂

[@wbergsma8494]

I'm just gunna throw this out there, I was literally considering clicking my own off button today. Then this song pops up on my feed for the first time in years. I have it a listen, and the laughter is what I needed to keep fighting the good fight.

[@tracyroberts6424]

W Bergsma Keep fighting the good fight 💜

[@santyrocks123456789]

some days i think about throwing in the towel but i find my way eventually, we all do , please live and love your life. 💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@coyotecom]

I know what you mean dude. The only reason I'm here is because I thought of a blowjob joke. I was laughing too hard to get my toe on the trigger. After I calmed down, I realized there's still a shit ton to laugh at in the world and it's not half bad. I may die laughing someday, but I won't be the one pulling the trigger.

[@noahk1300]

I feel the same way everyday but I know I gotta keep fighting it, glad this helps you too, is sure as fuck helps me

[@alexik7356]

Its been ten months

[@beautifulbecause8409]

Took the damn words out of my mouth! who else googled I hate my life and this came up?

[@JP-yd4kv]

Same

[@FerroFrog]

A bit late but I searched for the song by typing “I hate my life” and the National Suicide Hotline popped up. I mean good job KZbin but still.

[@alexis1854]

😂

[@Shiny_Xx]

omg isearch up song i hate my life cuasei do and i saw this. this song makes me feel better about my life becuase now i no im not the only one! lol

[@Hateious]

Listened to it for years lol theory of a dead man are cool

[@expedition346]

2:07 best lyric ever!!!!! so relate-able!!!!

[@kennethshamblin9613]

Im so glad im off the streets and im 6yrs sober from heroin life is so much better 😌

[@bumperbonnie5721]

This is truly a thing where some people said some words of all time

[@hichemcky1449]

Man this song bring me many years back every time I hear it

[@michaelsiengo1]

Just a great video everybody’s hating their life and in a great mood it’s awesome

[@lizharless6972]

"So if your pissed like me" My go to song for a bad day!!!

[@Morgancolewallenmusic]

Hello, how are you doing today? Thanks for your love and support❤🎵

[@matthewthedude]

saw theory in concert last year or so. killed it :) miss the good music

[@BellofattoBrews]

This song is hitting right on time for the shit we have had to put up with during 2020 and now into 2021.

[@aplias20]

Fact smost shit years

[@kyleglenn4132]

It's just gonna get worse

[@jenl252]

++++++1

[@andrewdonohue1853]

the doofus in office and all of the fucking problems he is created

[@tallboywitshortpants]

And likely into 2022

[@gamerman1345]

Glad to see he is coming to Canada my first concert. Excited.

[@Dorelaxen]

Just got back from seeing them live. AMAZING. They hung around and signed CDs and took pictures with everyone afterwards. You could not ask for cooler guys.

[@AB-ww6kw]

Magnus

[@derekfox6975]

Seen them live 1 month before covid hit- very thankful. awesome show

[@chrystalseitz9089]

If you really new him he is a Pain in the Ass every time. Can't go out without knowing your gonna throw a fist and jump on a bike after that. Especially when he lines every bar up with a fight on the way to Mexico. Without cigarettes.

[@wolfgang5656]

Almost 10 years old wow this song is so good

[@humidharold7923]

2:07 just... what the... what in the fuck...

[@terrytyrannosaurus7354]

Every time I fail my exams and my dad gives me an hour of scolding, I come here to play, listen and sing this song at the top of my lungs.

[@ramseysmick]

2:38 the hobo is dancing!

[@dodkdosnsn3334]

The hobo has a phone...

[@PogChimp02]

"hobo"

[@JLUDE01]

Thanks, Obama.

[@SuperMrcrackhead]

thats the point man lol

[@pinkfloydmeddle6692]

Yep.

[@rodgerdodger1897]

@@JLUDE01 the funny thing is, they are called Obama phones where I'm from bc all the homeless get free phones and service

[@baraka490]

This song is the truth

[@kellymaney9134]

Love Tyler's voice and everything about him

[@Morgancolewallenmusic]

Hello, how are you doing today? Thanks for your love and support❤🎵

[@pankace3296]

I am also so sick of the hobos. Thank you for making me feel heard and understood.

[@oof6471]

I really do hate my life, I was supposed to have a movie night with my family but then work came up. This is why can’t have good things in life.

[@iROMine]

Still got the family. Just be happy that you have the ability to be disappointed about not being able to spend time with them.

[@FVCK-TH1S]

Believe me it will get worse as you get older and realize that you get lonelier and lonelier cuz you either hate someone that you use to love or they die on you maybe even before your very eyes and there isn't anything you can do to help them on their way out of this shit we all call life for some stupid reason, eventually you will die alone or be lucky enough to share ur suffering with someone who can tolerate ur clingy existence.

[@samhorner7724]

My life is summed up to a tee.

[@kathall6422]

For the many people who say they have never heard of Theory of a Dead Man. They are one of the greatest bands to ever come out of Canada. Don't just listen to this song as all of their songs are fantastic. Just look em up on u tube and have a listen, you will see I'm telling the truth and you'll not be disappointed. Please stay safe, healthy and kind everyone, peace and much love sent from Ontario, Canada.

[@dbviberwy581]

nah, youre fucking wrong mate. u ever heard of moxy frubus? they fucking rock!1

[@eddiewrigley6982]

Rx my fav

[@Zaron_Gaming]

I'm glad I allowed myself to explore this band. It was mainly pandora but either way it is a fantastic group. I found RX a month ago and loving it I somehow didn't look into them. So damned good

[@missmack3184]

Canada’s nickleback

[@MikewolfeWolfe]

@@missmack3184 nickleback is from Canada and signed this band to their label

[@freXampl]

Perfect monday morning song

[@fidellacarrillo3512]

After a rough year I can listen to this song countless times and it always helps me get through the bullshit I'm going through . This song hits home in so many ways and so many people can relate to it .

[@Meowqueen344]

Same feeling

[@avery1449]

Such a mood

[@showmegod5376]

One of the most honest songs ever. HaHa love you hate you call me

[@scratchbeats3644]

Smartass Lyrics is what drives me to like a song.

[@Vxillophe]

Same.

[@charlesmanson2622]

@SuperVHSchannel rit

[@cameronkynett374]

So you agree this song is absolute dog shit?

[@michaelhawkins7389]

@@cameronkynett374 why are people listening to it lol I just want to know the singer hates homeless people

[@marcusboddington7554]

Exactly!