29 Year Old Virgin | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@eeee5747]

Theo is one of the last sincerely genuine sweet souls on earth. Protect him at all costs.

[@420CrH]

"He coughed and a couple facts fell on my shoulder" I literally laughed out loud. 😅😅

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

420CrH lmaooooo

[@adrianvilla123]

The best comedian in the game. And he ain't even trying boi

[@brianamorehouse1050]

It's really refreshing and inspiring to see someone so talented being humble about all of his growth.

[@Voodoo381]

Von you sell yourself short , your an amazing person. You have a beautiful spirit , your a rose growing through concrete. Keep up the good work, you inspire me.

[@kbennett4384]

Yolanda Moore He's a rose growing through the concrete....great analogy! Describes him perfectly!!! :--)

[@Voodoo381]

K Bennett yes he is , i know a good person when i hear one, but that rose does have thorns, lol

[@shevonsingh3866]

“I was never too good for my old clothes.” So loved this. Really resonated with me. Thanks for sharing & shedding a tear & being so human. Keep being u, Theo!

[@jamesstanton3280]

Very true loved it.ive moved 600miles from home and when I go home it doesn't feel like home is welcoming me back like it did when I lived there.so.his analogy was good

[@Maison_limérence]

I loved your podcast's episode with Peterson.I thought it is one of the most interesting interviews out there. You talked about the important stuff instead of the alt right,leftists and politics.Great job!

[@RefineIrony]

sabrina dridi almost like that divisiveness is 1000% played out, right???

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

sabrina dridi yesssssss

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

yanil yes it was a great side of him

[@___erika]

Dr. JP is so awesome that my heart gets warm when I think of him, but it could also be because I want to marry him - He reminds me of a crow attacking an eagle- just courageous. Plus he's genuine, persistent, admirable, inspirational, my goodness... I shouldn't go on. But Dr. JP forever though, am I right?

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

erika t JP is the man

[@suffspectorsleazy6697]

I recently lost my virginity at 26 some months ago. I thought it was never gonna happen because I was alone for such a long time, almost all of my life. I thought the weight would fall off my shoulders if I had sex, but it really didn't. I just realized that sex is very meaningless and it doesn't really matter if you have it or not, sure it was fun, but society gives way too much pressure for virgins for no reason. It was pretty much all I could think of, but having sex changed nothing. It's one less thing for me to be depressed about, but when people tell you it means nothing they are right and you shouldn't worry about it.

[@of_the_Word]

absolutely, I’m very glad I never lost my virginity even though at times I wanted to. Chastity is a virtue and random sex is dangerous and numbing

[@suedenim6590]

No one can tell you what's important to you friend. If you don't mind it sounds to me like it was with the wrong person just to get it out the way kind of thing because trust me friend, with the right person you care about so you wait to finish together actually care kinda thing that moment feels like your entire reason for existing and reality is literally caused by the separation of males and females and at that moment you had a glimpse of heaven and reality itself not "Yeah it was ok I spose" kinda thing. Get it? I hope so friend. Good luck with it (Also c0ndoms are just not the way that smell of plastic etc just makes me shudder it's not about doing it with a plastic bag it's about finding a quality partner you can trust that takes the pill so you can feel it lol) just trying to help by the way x

[@of_the_Word]

@@suedenim6590 I agree with crept for pills are terrible for a woman’s hormones so that’s even worse than the plastic bag. What you need is what you said: a partner you can trust and also be one with. That’s why sex is best for marriage and birth control has nothing but negative societal impacts.

[@RefineIrony]

It's so appropriate that such a beauteous, polished diamond of a personality would be so insecure & concerned about his own worth That's what I love & relate to about Theophilus Vonnegut

[@carsonweekly]

That porch vision was so beautiful it was almost sad dude, and not pathetic sad like heart breaking sad..I hope you find your porch Theo

[@Ldluptak]

Steven Delaney i hope he finds his porch also👍❤

[@stormcorrosion176]

Porch crew

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

Porch gang... Onward

[@matthewloftus7389]

Steven Delaney Amen

[@jamesstanton3280]

Deff could feel that in my spirit.wonder if his new home has a porch.i hope so w a rocking chair

[@TJs_RV_Deals_RV-NC]

“You never know sometimes, a man might be hiding in a wig, even in your imagination” -Theo

[@sarah9900]

Believe in yourself, Theo! You absolutely killed that interview with Dr. Peterson. Never seen him laugh so much or be so at ease.

[@tylerdixon8178]

Theo I love the way you bring out the small town vibe. I grew up in a "downhome" type area. You know, one where you might get a little to excited for a reunion ;) one stop light, one sheriff, one mechanic. After moving to a top ten university to study (of all things politics ) has been a wild ride to say the least. Tpw has been a lovely acurtrament.

[@Taylor-xc6pr]

I really appreciate that Theo is genuine about when he’s having a tough day. He doesn’t try to mask it with a bunch of manufactured positivity, like so many others in this space do. The rat king out here keeping it real 💯 Much love brother!

[@rikrob5172]

o my god. Theo must the only person who makes me wanna listen to an ad. A lot of people squirm when they gotta do a plug. Theo just dives in, owns it, and makes it funny; made me subscribe.

[@InnateWhisper]

Sometimes, when Theo thinks out loud I feel like I’m listening to a book on tape. He really should write a book about his ideas.

[@travisspannagel4879]

“Rosie O’Donnell, not a decent haircut for a young male” holy shit 😂

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

Travis Spannagel hahaa

[@wolfedog5638]

Watching from New Zealand and your the funniest comedian ever bro

[@brentberryman7466]

Tim must be Australian

[@tinjos8306]

Ever seen Norm Macdonald? But Theo's hilarious no doubt.

[@HawgRS]

@tin jos everyone has their favorite style of comedy so they will think different people are the best comedians for example my favorite comedian is Joey Diaz to me hes the funniest it gets but thats catering to my sense of humor.

[@mikeh554]

Theo is hilarious off the cuff, but best stand up act? Burr, CK, and Segura are all better on stage.

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

Wolfe Dog so hilarious

[@mangoicetea701]

Killin it brother 🤙🏼 sending love from us Aussies

[@strangerinthealps5874]

Thank you for supplying us with that new-week ear lubrication, brothaman! AKA That hittah Btw - you look like a lesbian backup singer for Motley Crew. Love ya, man!

[@fracton5081]

"I don't know I just want to stay out of my own ego and try and just try and grow up I guess. I don't know what I want to do. Sometimes I want to be a kid again. Sometimes I don't want to grow up at all, I don't want anything to change. Sometimes life happens so fast it makes me scared. Because I feel like I'm not doing it right." - Theo Von

[@Nate987l]

I have a feeling your star is going to rise very high, Theo. Your work is very refreshing and I think very needed in these times.

[@alexvoskanian3265]

Someone’s gotta find a picture of Theo when he was on steroids

[@DJTeslaTes]

Omg the porch story is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard ❤️

[@trevorjohnson4015]

Like if Joey Diaz and Theo Von are easily the two funniest people alive right now😂

[@billyconforto2355]

X600TheGang g wish Joey had better guests tho. Been weak lately imo

[@zacharycasavant9068]

I respect your opinion and theo von is hilarious but NO ONE tops bill burr haha

[@Sam-me5pl]

its different comedy, man... Theo is a lot funnier in conversation, but honestly barely seen his comedy... bill burr is a true professional comedian, but von is one of the funniest people in conversations, the things he says are just so funny.

[@trevorjohnson4015]

Zachary Casavant Burr has better stand up but as just a pure personatlity, Theo is on another level.

[@zacharycasavant9068]

haha i don't know man, i DIE laughing sometimes at Bills random chatter on his podcast sometimes

[@larzpric377]

6AM lets GET IN THERE!!!!! hope yall have a great week & enjoy this hittah as much as i do!

[@robstock]

Hey Theo, not sure if you'll end up reading this, but hey other people who might end up reading it. I'm watching up here in Peterborough Ontario (northeast of Toronto), just wanted to say that bit about the squeaking front porch swing... that really got me. I could see it so clearly, and it was such a powerful reminder to keep that kind of hopeful vision in your mind. I really felt like my heart was breaking, but like it does in the Grinch, where it's breaking in the best way, because it's full and needs some more space for the love in the world. Thanks for everything you do man, I appreciate it.

[@CorySee]

Absolutely loved the JBP episode. Please get him back in as soon (and as often) as possible! Also, I'm going to need a narrated fight from you, and also probably a narrated world cup game. I said narrated, I meant with you as the caster :P Even over a replay would be gold!

[@Btn1136]

Cory See that would be amazing.

[@Sutterbombz]

Theo "Like a.. Like a.." Von

[@cornbreadisbetterthanpizza6866]

I didn't notice until I read your comment that his channel name was "Theo Von". Until now I've always read "The Von".

[@johnnie543]

'Bout to start this week right with this Bishop Gunn hittah and Theo "Where's my Wallet, Daniel?" Von! Let's hear more...

[@stormcorrosion176]

johnson543 yeah man, I dug that Bishop Gunn song he played on this one!

[@johnnie543]

Nathan Dufresne Bishop Gunn is modern day country troubadour bruh 💯! Traveling around shining that light of music wherever he goes! Onward....

[@projectA91]

Tuning in and listening from big island Hawaii 🤙

[@tnuctaf]

Theo “I know not to kick a sack of nails” von

[@fatsoarg]

theo discovering soccer magic made my day. saludos desde Argentina

[@Paddyjay12]

millian welvin the beautiful game

[@MrRowrow22]

Don't be silly mate you didn't fail yourself it was brilliant!

[@thomasking4791]

Theo even makes adverts entertaining. That dude is a hoot

[@misterwest69]

Theo i just love ur neutral stance n open minded approach, just doing ur thing appreciate this content brotha need more people who critically think and break down these day to day thing's on a higher level stay blessed homie PEACE ✊✊✊

[@politics2003]

I really love how honest you are and intimate with your audience. I subbed after listening to you talk with Jordan, and I really love how you went into your own regrets about the experience

[@Klocaine237]

Theo is the real deal. Keep it sober. Forward movement brother

[@avarey8411]

I wish you peace, joy and safety in China. You are loved !

[@josephcox8207]

43:50 hit me in the feelers! Ya you’re a comic but you’re probably one of the realist people on the net. I’m beyond thankful for your outlook on life, you open the eyes to many people who don’t know how to view life

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

Theo, I think it'd be amazing if you'd have Jordan Peterson on your podcast again. I feel like you guys reached a real comfortable and open place towards the end of the interview. It'd be really cool to pick up where you left off, so to speak.

[@DanielFlores-qe2xr]

when he was talking about how life is like a big surprise, sometimes for you and sometimes for others, it was like THEO get out of my mind.

[@learntoswim9050]

I hope as you and your podcast grow that you never stop doing these solo episodes, I think they are extremely important for you and the show, to decompress and hash over previous guests, thoughts your having about life, how to be better, caller discussions, things that you can't necessarily discuss with guests. Keep on!

[@ClowdyHowdy]

Came here from Joe Rogan. You had me cracking up so much during your convo that I had to come watch some videos. Really enjoy the conversations and the monologues.

[@tanessap]

Nothing better than listening to some Theo to start off my Monday morning! Have fun in Shanghai Theo come back safe

[@Christian_Clothier]

I am crying over here listening to your Super 8 memories...

[@thematterathand8729]

Brother I know I'm already late to the party but I guarantee you you're going to amazing places past the incredible places you've already gone! good for you man keep up the great work you're an inspiration.

[@unixrebel]

Theo your interview with Peterson was my favourite of all time, and I've seen every last thing he's done. You are the man!

[@AmericanMoviePodcast]

soundofsilence yeah agreed it was so awesome

[@franklyncap4691]

I didn't know my boy Theo was deep into the world cup and football in general wow he knows a bit! Keep up the great job with the podcast broady

[@HayneStatioN]

Just a few minutes in and I’ve pretty consistently been laughing my ass off. Gotta love Theo.

[@erbonprzi2502]

U my favorite comedian hands dwn brah..my hitta u certified

[@scootiesmusic5528]

Best Part of the podcast was him describing The World Cup...No one ever could explain it better with being funny and mind provoking than Theo...SHOUT OUT to BIG THEO!!!

[@michaelcardona683]

Over a 100k followers! About time. Gang gang Theo, you're hilarious. Keep up the good work man.

[@fumf202]

Here for my routine HITTER. here at work listening to my dude Theo. Bless up

[@jordanpardue2615]

Always look forward to this show. Roll tide baby

[@capnmatt3230]

Jordan Pardue roll tide you can't argue with that

[@brokentoedspoon]

This dude had me in stitches - Love from RSA

[@dainryder8234]

Loved your Jordan Peterson episode man. That was the first time I've ever seen your podcast and I'm a big fan now

[@colonelplatypus7481]

he said “more elements to include in his periodic table of answership” LMAO

[@brendanbeatty3659]

1:53:55 favorite part. Theos face in reaction to dudes voice and proposal

[@JapaneseIrishman]

Theo and JP is the greatest duo of all time

[@JordanRey]

"emblifies" is now a word in my vocabulary, thank you.

[@brittonbrumitt]

When trying to describe your clothes. I took it as you meant, no matter what success you obtain in this life, you never want to get to a point to where you forget you're Theo, and remember where you came from and who you are deep down. In a nutshell...."Be Humble"

[@jamesstanton3280]

Loved that expression

[@tomt810]

Semen is just confetti from heaven?! Dropped some real gems in this episode dude!

[@ryancarr587]

Theo, you gotta read this because I know I’m not the only person who feels this way. I love joe Rogan. He’s actually who introduced you to me. He’s great, but on his podcast you were straight COMEDY😂 I don’t know if he didn’t catch half the hilarious stuff you said or if he realized you’re just a funnier person to hear talk, but you showed out on there! I listen to a toooooonnn of comedians and podcasters and you’re absolutely up there with the best right now. Much love, keep doing your thing

[@Crackhouts]

Fun law fact (tangential to statements in the podcast): the fenced part of a yard is called a curtilage. It is afforded greater protection from governmental searches than an unfenced yard, but less protection than a home.

[@TheWaaaahh]

You`re a great guy, Theo! Smart, open, considerate, thoughtful, if only more were like you.. Loved your soccer bit! Cheers from brother in Europe..

[@kellybrown7671]

"That's not a different country, that's an airport"! RIGHT ON!! I thoroughly enjoy seeing someone in the spotlight who actually has brain cells. BTW, my other favorite part of this episode is that TPW coffee tumbler sitting behind you. Noticed they aren't available at your store. I'd buy (at least) two if they ever become available. Have an amazing time in China, Mr. Von!

[@aprillovesgolf7042]

Hahaha @ the zerox machine rant, I said, "what the hell am I listening to??

[@Kevtron9000]

Theo you rocked the JP interview. I'm a huge fan of Jordan and you showed a new side of him. You made Jordan authentically laugh! ( late bloomer/old soul joke ) he even chimed in "that was a quick trip!" Lololol

[@ISOCZAR]

Good luck in China

[@chrismiller8421]

Bring us something from China made in the USA

[@stormcorrosion176]

hell yeah man, good luck in China big T

[@ISOCZAR]

crmsncynister ha you got good taste then I see

[@dreamdivination]

dude where have you been all your life goods don't move in that direction

[@thesound4997]

When Theo said money buys you distance my mind was blown

[@aarongomez5812]

What you said about homes with porches is so true Theo!

[@ryanhodde5032]

Awesome Theo. Keep them coming. Good luck in China this week and hope you have a great time

[@RexMunger]

Theo what makes you special is you still have a soul. I watch Rogan or even smaller comedians like Ari or Chris D’Elia and they have dead eyes. You must keep your good light burning friend. It’s important

[@rubenguzman5732]

Resin works so true Rogan has that dead look in his eyes

[@91KP_SilentEchoes]

When I was a housekeeper at a hotel I kept a little pocket knife in my back pocket. It helped with things like cutting the trash bag and laundry bag off my cart but it was low-key also for protection reasons.

[@greym7857]

You can hear the dust in the sunlight with that opening song.

[@nfarr8627]

Your an awesome story teller Mr. Von. You have a way with words that I really look forward to each episode, more and more. I really look up to you for your honesty that comes through on the fly with your talks with guests, and your personal tales; and just the overall vibe of how you are doing it feels really positive. Your shining the light brightly bro! P.S. Shit got heavy for a second on the Tin Foil Hat episode bro, I was like oh no this is happening! I was thinking you were about to catch an arm bar for a second over the jack russel terrier joke! I was relieved and also impressed how you navigated those waters man. Cool head on a cool cat! Gang Gang

[@jimrustles9607]

Sometimes we need a person. For some of us that's you Theo. Thanks for being you.

[@BJ-ru2kw]

Anyone know if the hotline is toll-free? Canadian boi here with some words to leave for my boy Theo. In all my years of watching stand up comedy, I don't think I've ever listened to someone who made me laugh every second sentence. Thanks for what you do hombre. Second shout out to the comment section here for being great and the opposite of everywhere else on KZbin. Gang gang!

[@kasiecastleberry]

BJ It sure is, bruddah. Get in there, eh!

[@kasiecastleberry]

Well, let me clarify.. It's not a toll-paid line. It's a domestic US number based out of Louisiana. If you have free outbound calling to the US, you'll be good to go. Eh.

[@dboykinchen88]

I'm from Hammond, LA and wanted to say love the show. Found u on Joe Rogan. Keep up the amazing show brotha v! 🤯🤩👍😎

[@teelamorissette5615]

Love the music you play! thank you.

[@camallam]

Thanks for doing this show. I really appreciate you sharing your thoughts in the entertaining ways you do. Can’t wait for more JBP on your show.

[@Chalz108]

2 hours of theo?! Get that hittah

[@brendonkingdavis5945]

Great episode Theo I’ve been watching the past couple weeks and decided to subscribe! You grew on me and honestly I didn’t think you could but I tip my hat sir

[@k0nbinimon]

see you in shanghai bruh

[@nicholaschristiansen5860]

taiyaki kun let us know how it goes man. I was in Xiamen just a couple months ago, damnit

[@kinglouis69420]

tale of us, mind against, maceo plex on your playlist. nice

[@gideonamare160]

where is he playing in shanghai?

[@stormcorrosion176]

yeah man!

[@jadehayward16]

There is a difference between expectations and goals. Theo your dream of a house,porch and trusting relationship, I think you should consider a GOAL. One I'm sure at the right time will become your reality.

[@MatHines]

Great stuff man. Funny as hell. Not easy to sit there and just talk out your thoughts and figure shit out in front of the camera. Respect.

[@WTF198]

*SIttin there with your own lemonade, who are you the damn prince of sheeba?*

[@TacticalXRays]

UFC fighters say "gang gang" now. mad influential

[@josephbonkoski1920]

To be fair DC is from Louisiana too lol

[@ChuckDuncan]

*Get in there!* Gang Gang homies

[@camilimac]

I’m so thankful to God that you and this podcast exist man. I laugh so much with your observations.Gang Gang baby boiiiiiiiii! Onward!

[@waloacme]

Its beautiful to see Theo strive man. Its like watching an ant carry this huge ass leaf gracefully. God bless you baby dad!

[@MATCHLESS789]

Damn, this is quickly becoming my favorite podcast. I thought Brazillians doing capoeira on the field was a great description.

[@turtlemonkeigh5950]

Haha hearing you talk about Oxnard is weird, this is our home and you're right we are in the middle of nowhere compared to LA, couldn't attend your show since it's 21 and over but next year is the big 21 so you gotta come back!

[@evanwoodward4159]

58:04 for everyone's new favorite Theo Von story

[@thehighhopes5336]

I met Theo in dc last weekend. He was really cool . His show was good . I don't know about him being the greatest of all time, but he definitely is funny.

[@loveis4everyone]

Such a blessing bro

[@00.0O]

I’m getting that HITTA !!!

[@NatsTown]

The tangent he went on about the donkey who swallowed a wedding ring is the most absurdly funny thing I've ever heard. And I think I make that statement each episode

[@jamesstanton3280]

It was the best ever.what a ring in a 🐴.how hard did that skydiver slam into the 🐴 to explode his internals