Andrew Santino | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@ucfpiloto]

❤️

[@michaelreese8217]

🐭🤴🏻

[@elibeasley3602]

Thanks man you too

[@SPWILLY]

Gang shit

[@kendallmoraless]

Be good to yourself, YOU deserve it.

[@Seven9_exchange]

The two quickest BSers in the game. Can spit out any story and joke in a split second.

[@kebokev7519]

Very good attribute to have

[@iansmith5319]

Yeeessss!

[@Smiley-Coyote]

@Triple M damn bro if that's what scares you then don't go outside, ever.

[@dtacherra6063]

Everything said about Schaub Callen and Delia was definitely not BS.

[@edwardkemp9563]

Burnintreez321 Relax man, just because you hate your own life doesn’t mean you have to be mad at everyone else.

[@DougUnfunny]

is theo auditioning to be shaggy from scooby doo?

[@itsTodd]

Doug Unfunny that would be a great movie hahaha

[@dxkumar8]

@@itsTodd True!

[@007georgetony]

Holy shit I can't unseen that

[@kperreault420]

You ruined theo for me

[@jasonr5789]

Holy fuck, I thought I was alone on this😂

[@anon8538]

God damn this is the golden age of podcasts.

[@mikexxxmilly]

gravityphantasm truth bro

[@apollo209]

Golden Age of Comedians! booiiii

[@kyleclark2623]

Ahhhh the golden age of something that has been around for 10 years.

[@arulross70]

Hahaha the condescension I feel for young bros is unhealthy

[@Guardsgotgame11]

Or the only age of podcasts lmao what other age was there ?

[@plantsir9173]

“Magic Johnson’s wife doesn’t have AIDs and he’s the all time leader in assists” lmao holy shit that line had me dyin

[@HilariousStandUpClips]

I honestly didn’t even laugh. I was amazed that he came up with that on the spot. Crazy good.

[@gim1569]

Cheeto Santino and the Rat King. Top notch right here boys

[@Unz360]

Is it too late for Cheeto to replace Brandon Shwab?

[@Phuture33]

Theo, we just listened to your story on why you got sober.... Much respect for allowing people into your world and showing all who listen that humility is a huge step towards enlightenment.... Much respect and much appreciation! One love!

[@REfanforlife]

first guest i have seen so far on TPW that was as quick as theo and honestly in some instances quicker new found respect for the red rocket gang gang

[@DavidLee-js8ew]

Mr. Miecley exactly. I like that he kept bits going instead getting weirded out by some of the stuff Theo says.

[@fibsniper786]

These guys have great chemistry, and even though the red rocket is a little more quick on the draw than our boy Theo, he never stepped out too far ahead of Von, leaving just enough of a gap in his cadence to let Theo catch his breath and stay relevant and interactive. Well done Santino. Way to push that pace forward, while also leaning back into the familiar vibes we’ve all come to expect from TPW

[@tritonjames2671]

The only reason he could be quicker is because he's more aggressive! Hence the ginger. Definitely not so. Different agenda... Theo is way more open-minded but truly knows he's the deserving winner. How could you disagree. Next year could be different. But cocky arrogant somewhat witty funny. Leave that to Bill Burr not this cat. The rat King wins again

[@tritonjames2671]

Theo can have chemistry with any human being

[@smitty1281]

“When u see a ginger thumbin around your dairy” LOL Theo has a way to make literally everything funny

[@PappaMustafa]

Props to Grey Block Pizza for having Theo's back! Gang Gang

[@badluckbro661]

Gay

[@mcnell311]

They got in early and cheap too, for the viewership Theo has now. Lifetime deal for the hitter.

[@mugshotmarley]

EIGHTEEN ELEVEN PICO BOULEVARD

[@Mrmyagi132]

"ganggang" are you 3 years old ?

[@PappaMustafa]

@@Mrmyagi132 captain obvious over here

[@jayglamx3]

1:04:20 😭😭😭 I literally just choked on my own spit. "Wow, I just had a vision you don't." "37? That's in a year and a half." "Sorry, man." 😂

[@paulmontoya303]

You guys need to do a podcast weekly. Two of the fastest, funniest people out there today.

[@TanPlantFilm]

Paul Bear no man king and sting just got born don’t throw this into the mix

[@Blackkeys12]

Tanner Alford nah schaub cuts people off every 2 seconds, kills every bit and isnt really that funny. These two would be a way better podcast duo.

[@trekient]

Agreed. Get RID of brandan schwab - it was called a "trial" for a reason. Cheeto is way better.

[@mdougf]

YES

[@SirTomFoolery]

schaub is funny in his own CTE kinda way. Dont be haters

[@beisypizarro]

These two are comedy gold! Finally someone who can keep up with Theo’s humor!

[@MrDro1128]

This ginger is talking in 1.25 speed

[@HesAnUnpaidIntern]

@@dawie4853 You should seek help.

[@phillipadams6735]

Yeah it looks like somebody turned his talk speed way up before sending him to the podcast. I also noticed his paleness has been left on overnight, his humor won't go past 50% and his gayness is set to defrost. They should have somebody take a look at that. Unprofessional.

[@TheUnderwood95]

Adderall

[@closinginonclosure]

Right. And he can’t stop interrupting Theo and talking over him. So annoying

[@mrfalconpuch123]

closinginonclosure is he the Brendan of this podcast?

[@Dropthebeatonit]

andrew santino should be a rapper his enunciation is incredible

[@coRnThEdOg1]

Have you ever heard a rapper speak normally?

[@stikdude22]

andy parham yes

[@ryangoodrich4148]

Well at least he’s Dave’s manager..

[@nathanmendelsohnbjj7964]

He doesn’t always talk like that, I noticed that too and I thought it sounded kind of unnatural 😂

[@TTuxadee]

Eminem ​@@coRnThEdOg1

[@wes7949]

@40:25 "How long have humans walked the earth?" "2000 years I think" 😂😂😂😂

[@garglebeforerinsing7455]

I was in a bad mood, battlin’ the dark arts, and this podcast brought a lil light to my night. Appreciate you Theo, gang gang

[@lodussorus6151]

Gang Gang

[@cristianhernandezgomez5995]

Gang gang

[@3rdleg151]

The light is temporary seek true happiness , it's divine happiness

[@JohnnySackoh]

@@3rdleg151 ur 4 yrs too late

[@joescaletta9665]

Im battling the dark Arts right now stay strong brotha man

[@loflin225]

Theo would play Billy Ray Cyrus, in a Biopic!!! And, it’d be that hitta!

[@djames7166]

Maybe Milie too

[@Outplayedqt]

Joe rogan can play Miley cyrus

[@StephanieJaimes]

Literally came here to say the same thing 😂 100%

[@joseloco6804]

When Nick Swardson called Brian and Brendan.. Sigfreid and ROID made him a contender for guest of the year.

[@Mach1Greeble]

Nick Swardson is a damn savage

[@fastnate07]

Shout out to the guy laughing in the background

[@kilo9inetr395]

I was looking for a comment about him

[@1Shoe18]

That has to be Gianni? That dude cracks up nonstop. Love it.

[@idahoplantguy9027]

That's Nick, he's a premature baby that grew up, but like, real slow. He's 43 years old. Edit: Actually, I think that is Gianni. He's the one who laughs twice as much as he probably should.

[@semblt]

Santino catches Theo’s quick snaps that everyone else misses

[@tommytwothumbs5601]

Theo Von for the Steve Erwin biopic

[@josephdavis2695]

Fucka Podcast winner

[@jsantiago614]

I’m a nobody and I approve this message.

[@thumbsthazephyr6728]

Best comment! So true. Rip steve.

[@iansmith5319]

Irwin

[@JacoFreezem]

I think he'd do better as Joe dirt

[@nessialder5083]

These two together is such an overload of funny..I can't even process. I always want to drop some of this gold on people and pretend it's all me but I've forgotten everything the second it's over..all I know is it's like sippin on rocket sauce and doin magic.

[@TheDurphinator]

SLUGGER SANTINO AND THE RAT KING!!! starting 2019 off real good and proper! bringing that heat boiiiii!!!! gang gang

[@GRIFFIN1k]

Well that joke about Chris didn’t age well at all. Yikes 😬

[@garrettnewman7438]

They 100% knew he would wait for girls to turn 18 lol

[@GRIFFIN1k]

Garrett Newman that’s why he specifically said 17 year old girl though right? And that doesn’t make it any better you fucking pervert fuck.

[@rideronthestorm_]

That's why i came back to this episode hahaha

[@GRIFFIN1k]

Rider On the Storm 😂

[@garrettnewman7438]

@@GRIFFIN1k lol what? I'm not defending him at all you moron

[@seanaugust8081]

Theo could be Patrick Swayze from Roadhouse.

[@jayq8454]

Sean August very underrated comment

[@evilash570]

Sean August Son of Swayze!

[@loflin225]

Billy Ray Cyrus...

[@officialdirtmcgurt]

Going off the rails on that swayze train, he's a dead ringer for both lead roles in dirty dancing.

[@codyholling6721]

Theo is a fucking doppelganger for Patrick's brother Don Swayze. Google it

[@ToxicVenom131]

The way Theo looks down and says no when Andrew asks if he'd ever kill himself.. worried about him man..

[@rachellopez6626]

It's good he said it out loud. Self affirmation. He is trying to heal

[@ComeAndSee101]

Lol do you really think Theo could kill someone

[@KL0900]

Raat king and the Red Rocket yeeah boi

[@timothyharper5048]

Definietly should be a raat king &Red Rocket podcast before raat king and Brenda. Just saying.

[@nickbaker7820]

Can we drop Brenda Swab?

[@timothyharper5048]

ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 "ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊" 𝐏𝐨𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭.. Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ & ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ would be ÉVÉŃ BÉTTÉŔ THÁŃ, the "ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & Chris ᴰ'ⁱᵈᵈˡᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢ ₐₙd ₘₐₖₑₛ ₐ cᵤₗₜ ₒᵤₜ ₒf ᵢₜ." _And don't get me wrong- I'm a huge fan of Chris ᴰ'ⁱᵈᵈˡᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢ ₐₙd ₘₐₖₑₛ ₐ cᵤₗₜ ₒᵤₜ ₒf ᵢₜ...._ BUt if given the option between;DA ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* OR _Chris ᴰ'ⁱᵈᵈˡᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢ ₐₙd ₘₐₖₑₛ ₐ cᵤₗₜ ₒᵤₜ ₒf ᵢₜ._ I Gotta go with *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭; ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 Vs *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* Obviously the Smart Choice is simple. AGAIN- nothing aginst 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 , But come on... Its not even a competition. .. We're already 2 deep into the ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 Podcast... - You need to cut 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊's Strings Asap, and sew in *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* in her place. No offense to 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 . She's Actually way funnier than the majority of female comics.... But ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* Will hands down-be the biggest podcast of 2019.

[@Rob88]

@@timothyharper5048 you ok?

[@timothyharper5048]

​@@Rob88​ Be more specific.

[@SPWILLY]

Here's to another year of Theo making me laugh every single day Gang shit

[@jsharps1000]

That joke about Chris was crazy though and Santino’s redirect was impressive.

[@Ashley-yn4iy]

9:18 that didn't age well..

[@lucrative11]

I'm so excited for this. Santino is my favorite comic that I've found recently. Guy has that Bill Bill Burr Boston attitude, anger and quick wit, but without the crotchety old man attitude, lol.

[@blazedandconfused477]

And without the annoying wife he forces onto his fans.

[@yourfairyGodgod]

Uhhh no

[@johnmondragon8805]

"Favorite comic that I've found recently"

[@rolanddavid1946]

nailed it

[@jordanrodriguez6412]

Naw he has that chicago gritty ness to him. And I feel like hes nothing like bill. Bill burr stick is just old now. We get it bill you everyone and everything. Smh

[@ToothyBeej]

This could be Theo’s best Podcast....Santino provides a great dynamic and I’m glad to be seeing more of him.

[@ericl.8454]

Theo, Santino, and Bobby are just on another level

[@MrDolphinDiver]

36:00 santino's luigi joke and theo's response to it was the funniest part of the podcast to me "and we're gonna leave that joke in"

[@austin7530]

This combo is way better than theo and schaub

[@mangolighters]

team rat king & bee sting

[@dozerdlx4183]

I wish I could give you 100 likes

[@adamgolden4083]

Schaub just isn't funny.

[@xXTaGGaXx]

*bird noise*

[@dandan6778]

Only if you slow it down to .75

[@johnmartino3780]

"Slugger" Santino, loading up mom and dad. The Rat King, tearin it up as usual. Get that Hitta. Gang.

[@mcfarlands412]

The Farley painting is absolutely beautiful.

[@D-Minus-0]

These 2 need a podcast together, they go back n forth like competing for the most ridiculous shit to say n it keeps the stories going and they make it sound like it's 100% facts and I LOVE every second of it!!!

[@prakulrathnakar]

“When you got a ginger thumbing through your dairy” 😂

[@jamesanderson5137]

Theo von as Steve Irwin's daughter

[@araweelospirit4180]

James Anderson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

😂😂 absolutely losing it

[@buffyshillings3138]

You’re out of hand 😂😂😂

[@michaeld2416]

good one lol

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Noooo ahaha leave poor Bindi outta this bruh, she just got settled down with her husband and they're havin a baby 😂

[@jonathanryder6758]

Can't wait to hear the rat king and the red rocket roast chris delano

[@coltendowner34]

Nah guys i think he’s talking about chips delena

[@Wnick56]

Chip delimeat?

[@ItsMeSpiritual]

Santino's impression of "wouldn't even make a DEEENT" had me rollin

[@BigShaneGillis]

Theo bro, you need to do a 3rd pod with the Red Rocket

[@JoshuaMichael1122]

Ben Simmons he should just kick brad showers to the curb

[@mugshotmarley]

What a refreshing podcast. With all these stale, standing on the fence podcasts these days, this one brings the heat. The Red Rocket and Rat King make a great comedy duo, who really call it like it is. They are right tho, Brandon and Bryan are just trying to monopolize of Theo's and Chris' fanbase since they are bigger and more loyal than theirs.

[@callumberwick7551]

Theo von low key looking like shaggy from scooby doo

[@Tormentality]

HAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE

[@suzie5813]

Lol.

[@miles7235]

man the D'Elia shit is hilarious to hear in 2023

[@andrewtruex]

Insane that these guys were fighting over TFATK guest of the year when they are now all 10x bigger than that pod

[@spenserjoseph8732]

Never change the intro song. It's a HIT-TERRR!

[@mattv.4089]

This is my first time listening to Theo’s podcast. I literally giggled through the entire hour and 15 minutes. Skillshare plug and all.

[@lisafanninghowe]

Theo even entertains during commercials...

[@GuiserGestalt]

I hadnt heard of Santino until coming from Tiger belly and then coming to listen to Theos podcast because he was so entertaining.

[@nillathrilla]

38:30 "i wanted to be a paul bearer, i wanted to put him in the ground one last time" ... hilarious Theo

[@austincouey3102]

Just happened to be rewatching this episode and 9:20 did not age well for Chris

[@RayyTX]

😳

[@imtiabd]

Came here to say that

[@sjqsjqsjq]

This goes to show many ppl knew, however they felt about it

[@Th3oSK]

sjqsjqsjq They’ve always joked about delia they don’t actually know anything. Theo has said loads of ridiculous stuff about Chris. Ie he doesn’t actually owns his dogs and he just hired them for Instagram

[@brianhull7401]

Santino was so spot on about Louis.

[@ELMKTF]

Theo & Andrew work so damn well together. It's like they're the same person.

[@Lugzury]

Anyone else getting a Shaggy form Scooby-Doo vibe from Theo's outfit on this episode?

[@josephoo10]

said this to my wife Theo playing shaggy in the next Scooby doo movie

[@artbauer9303]

Nah not really... More of a.... Upscale good ol boy.

[@Jubanuba]

Shaggy wears those exact clothes so yah

[@tomt810]

The last 15 minutes of this podcast are comedy gold!

[@Bearrden]

The Poop Bitch story is one of the funniest things I've heard this year so far. My side literally hurts 4 hours later from how hard I laughed at that letter punchline! Start at 35:00...

[@bobbymoji2239]

'oh that young liser bro' is one of the quickest and therefore funniest things ever.. don't change theo

[@maceovikasmr569]

Theo the type of dude to do a satirical podcast dressed as shaggy

[@demonrog605]

I’m happy that Grey block always supporting the legend. Who still watching this in 2021 ???

[@dre857]

Theo needs that guy in the back laughing as a regular background dude

[@TheCeltic1001]

End of the show when you guys talked about being sad, really deep, really relatable. Good shit

[@gemmalewis6531]

"Rest in platelets dude, I'm out", so good.

[@nate1933]

The sad bit back and forth was the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed

[@kingbenjamin92]

Theo, "you die when you're 37" Santino, "that's in like a year and a half?!" Theo, "well I'm sorry" 😂🤣😂🤣😅

[@ToothyBeej]

“I use to cry at the gym listening to O-town” hahahaha

[@whatthe5954]

"He doesn't even use them. He just eats with his hands." --Andrew Santino, speaking about cult leader Chris D'liea

[@christinegrosso6325]

Theo would definitely played Jim varney AKA Ernest!

[@greenteambc]

These guys seem like best friends lol

[@user-hu8bo3sr9l]

I’m convinced Theo knew ab the Chris stuff 😂😂

[@MaynardOwns]

"greyblock pizza, it's somewhere near the beach. You should be able to find it"

[@TheKazuluka]

I saw Santino when he opened up for Rogan in Chicago last year he was something else haha

[@TWHowl]

It’s cool hearing Theo say Louis wouldn’t even recognize him when Theo would interview Louis in the coming months.

[@miverick86]

The guy in the backs laugh is making me so fucking happy 😂😂

[@DarkEden888]

I listen to your pod cast at work. The laughter gets me through the day. Thank you for being you. Hilarious

[@dehvun7]

That louie ck clip was halarious he should put that in a special😂

[@unixrebel]

Imagine these two on a daily podcast!

[@vomitinggiraffe]

Imagine Dragons

[@dman685]

Imagine this guy calming down a little

[@davidscb3632]

BC they talk about showers, one of the best things ever is taking a ice cold beer to a warm shower and have it there and listen to music

[@welcometothemonkeyhouse8430]

I had to come back after reading the news about Chris D'elia. Remembered Theo's comment and how it stuck out to me even months ago...

[@Albo-bot]

Caleigh Mueller same here. The way Santino reacts to the joke gave me a weird vibe back when I first saw it

[@welcometothemonkeyhouse8430]

@@Albo-bot Absolutely! The look Santino gives Theo before going on a tangent about how much D'elia loves older women was bizarre, to say the least. The vibe was noticeably off for a few seconds.

[@jimromesadouche6085]

"A ghost was in me and didn't wanna come out all at once" 😂😂

[@voodooladyink6869]

This. I laughed the entire time. Screw the sting, these two are entertainment at it's finest.

[@senseisteve3374]

Great episode the flow of the conversation was great.

[@christopherhouck1494]

Stayed up all night to watch this as soon as it let me at 9am on the east coast..lol.

[@all11110]

His theme music automatically gets me in the good moods

[@maxxpirk]

The state of Louisiana needs to do something about these deadly embankments!!!!!!! They are killing everybody!!!! Lol

[@katz9118]

I think he forgot that he made that up about Billy Conforte too lol

[@aoverhol1028]

RIP BILLY CONFORTO

[@-AyeYallThereGoLaFlare-]

I just hit the embankment a couple weeks ago.

[@zbait8627]

I am not a comedian and I am ten hundred percent behind your thought process on this topic.Just no more spineless outrage. Big ups people and fellow humans

[@JenniferDorman]

One of the the best TPW guest episodes ever!

[@alexp10000]

"A colon concierge" - incredible

[@asd573]

I hope they went to Santino's for a whiskey ginger podcast for that double podcast overdose

[@DariaS-BrattWithTatts]

Can not thank and appreciate more the truth discussed in this video. Thank you both for keepin it real. Love you guys. True geniuses.

[@splatzmania]

'who would you play in a biopic?' - Santino to Theo *1 year later Tiger King is released*

[@jamieleach7341]

Weird how they say Chris isn’t a pedo

[@michaelzamora8056]

They were joking, they knew

[@car09180707]

That Louie set was soo good thooo..

[@tictacsonthefloor1958]

Mustard Tiger thought it was funny too

[@TanPlantFilm]

It was t even funny a little bit

[@TanPlantFilm]

I’m a fan but that shit wasn’t even relevant. He’s had all this time to write and he tells a joke that I’ve heard about 3 times from my drunk uncle, and once from everyone with half a brain. Somethings wrong with the guy

[@car09180707]

@@TanPlantFilm "ok"

[@ehmiguel7602]

Tanner Alford it’s called opinions.

[@ellipiganbarimasu2641]

This is by far, the most insightful conversation at the same time so hilarious. It's just beautiful in what they do here.

[@anthonylynch423]

When he said he was gonna okay Jeff in a biopic I was thinking Jeff... Foxworthy???? Lmao 😂

[@itzSAnDrA1]

How happy Theo gets talking bout showing his ass to people on a plane frickin gets me 😂😂😂 also, I want a friendship like this..talking about how we gonna die or how sad we get and where we cry & shit 👌😂 & these 2, man....THANK YOU

[@jpeoplesman1]

John Stockton is the NBA's all time assist leader.

[@blackpagan100]

Santino is so quick. Genuinely talented guy!

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Excrement excavater lol " they had the best damn garden I tell you what" lolol