Andrew Santino | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@arisade2005]

"Look that up" is my favorite Theo catchphrase, it always follows the most random/dumb comment, it's perfect 😂

[@jackmeeks2294]

There are more gay people at higher altitudes, can you look that up -Theo

[@jakeg3332]

@@jackmeeks2294😂😂😂

[@Nixonfam]

ITS HIS OWN, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 😄

[@arisade2005]

@@Nixonfam We'll keep it right here 😁

[@VampiresAreRealGuys]

its not really his its making fun of rogans "pull that up jamie"

[@tanknstein1027]

Theos producers search history has to be the best ever. “Are there more gays in higher altitudes”😂

[@valentinaohlala]

I mean, you know Rogan’s Jamie has some wild search history and algorithms 😂

[@officialmichamckerr]

Imagine that's the one Google Drive backup that survives for a century ... what will the Future think of us 😜🤣?

[@183Itsme]

This is so wild 😂😂

[@maxmurdoch8396]

If nick is still the producer then I'd be more worried about what is getting search away from the podcast

[@3rdeyebrowski511]

It’s like genetics for non typical antlered deer. His natural algorithm is non typical

[@user-cc9vw4mo6g]

Santino is either THE or definitely is top three quickest comedians when it comes to speaking and making jokes in regular convos

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

He and Theo are the top. Yannis is super fast too. And Caleb Hearon is nonstop, and Katya the drag queen.

[@Laytown]

He's willing to roll with anything..really quick..him and Glassman have great chemistry too

[@NOVYKAT]

I mean Theo is pretty quick but I think that’s just his thoughts rather than being witty I guess

[@JLouis-uf9iz]

Tony H is def one of the three

[@doyourownresearch7297]

@@JLouis-uf9iz brandon schwab

[@cmoneill]

Santino is so naturally funny. He just rolls with whatever

[@JimmyDrifts24]

Him just casually saying “Asians can’t drive boats- it’s maritime law” got me

[@KatSawThat]

He's so chilled, all the time meanwhile, the rest of the guys are going 1000mph all the time, every time.

[@Dutch_Rudder]

A real wise guy

[@BananaHMouse]

@@JimmyDrifts24 15:13 the riff about bob had me laughing crying at work I had to take a lap 😂

[@tomofield]

"Sickle cell, so brothers aren't allowed up there" Fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidmcallister1280]

and then God likes who he like's is all he is saying haha

[@gonrintarou7661]

what does this mean

[@thesinfulyogini2073]

@@gonrintarou7661only black people can get sickle cell, specifically African Americans.

[@choobplaya]

"You put on the kimono and let's go" LOL

[@shodgeee125]

Fucking screamed lmfaoooo

[@bieszo]

How did I know Bobby would be catching strays left and right 😂

[@wassupjg]

haha

[@ahryanacobern1641]

@@wassupjg

[@joenciso364]

Those poor dogs

[@kevinalamo4250]

On the new one, the mall cop called a cologne thief Bobby Lee, too 😅

[@Duenschissdoktor]

just cause he‘s asian doesn‘t mean he catches strays

[@Angeltorres-gq2fb]

"Let me get something in my belly first before I hear that news" 😂

[@mastahbellstah8020]

Or get something in my mouth first since you did.lolol

[@Benjamin-zp5ds]

Let me get something in my mouth before I hear what's been in yours...

[@3maap3_]

No ..let me get something in my mouth if u had something in yours 😂

[@TheBrob1983]

Lemme put something in my mouth since u had something in urs😂theo said it quick

[@theghettogentleman]

"Asians aren't allowed at sea - that's maritime law" made me HOWL 🤣🤣🤣

[@theghettogentleman]

@@lilp755 full moon - it affects us all differently. 🐺 🌝

[@Robban-eq7zl]

Whats maritime means

[@jakedavis7916]

@@Robban-eq7zl Laws when you're on the ocean/sea.

[@BassYakCam]

I’m a Mariner and was dying laughing. Hate to say it but when you come up on a Vietnamese fishing fleet, you give em a wide berth. They don’t follow ANY maritime laws.

[@KingAllenCreations]

Genghis Khan's rule ~ 😀

[@AlanGallon]

"If you want good food you're going to have a lot more crime in the area...." that's wild lol

[@sonicportal7375]

It’s wild because I think it’s right

[@NotaBeautyGuru7]

It’s true. I moved to a nice area the food is terrible and bland. I can’t get a good meal going out lol

[@FanofYours11]

Also accurate 😂

[@takeasip8924]

its fax the best chicken spots be having bullet proof glass in the hood

[@victorguerra5982]

I just moved to a nice area for the first time and i hate the food so much LOL biggest thing to get use to

[@girthvader1551]

Santino striking first with the fake dead friend story killed me 😂

[@JROCalaska]

RIP billy conforto

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

Striking first were the most appropriate words for that. I've been really down and I'm ready to laugh and also be like huh??😂

[@braziliantexatlantis7485]

There was another comedian who was just laughing in Theo's face and egging him on during his fake childhood stories, mocking him good-naturedly, on Theo's podcast, anyone remember who it was?

[@girthvader1551]

@@braziliantexatlantis7485 Stavros?

[@Blueredgreen123]

If they’re fake this dude is creative af on the fly 😂😂

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

I don't think Cheeto Santino gets enough credit for being able to "yes, and" with any pod guest or host. He always delivers.

[@Betty-Boop809]

He’s a great host and guest

[@Trickmyster777]

He took a basic improv class

[@marthastewwart]

​@@Trickmyster777No sh¡t ‽ Thank you for this remarkable information...

[@haklaba]

@@marthastewwartwtf is your problem? Lol

[@Th3oSK]

@@haklabathe other guy who he’s responding to was being a dick not him

[@conorbruce8253]

“Let me get something in my mouth if you’ve had something in yours” 😂😂😂 had me dying and only 2 mins in 😂😂😂 2:00

[@skibo9047]

“The lord maybe” totally underrated joke 🤣

[@jac0bh7821]

Andrew and Theo have the best "Yes And" chemistry 😂😂

[@molsondutch93]

It's so unusual for someone to actually play along with Theo lol 🤣

[@jac0bh7821]

@@molsondutch93 most people spend too much time trying to figure out what's real or not instead of just going with the flow

[@ImTheAggro]

Comedians get it, other guests, not always. Lol

[@molsondutch93]

@@jac0bh7821 that's so true. Which honestly can be funny in itself but it's nice to see some riffing going on haha

[@himynameiscorey]

Best comedians in the world can match Theo’s energy! Gillis, Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon just to name a few!

[@crs092]

Theo you’re absolutely crushing it in the podcast world, thank you.

[@sweatpants1447]

"Not farm to table." Killed me

[@kevinrodriguez6911]

"Somebody gave me some raccoon pills. I was racooning real hard. I couldn't see. I could only see with my hands." THEO KILLS ME

[@Travishibachi87]

Dude I lost it when he went on the raccoon riff 🦝🤣

[@toffeedodger9060]

Upvote if u want karl pilkington

[@Machine-Collector]

WE WANT KARL

[@chasemanley957]

Buddy KZbin doesn’t have upvotes

[@toffeedodger9060]

@chasemanley957 verb. upvoted; upvoting; upvotes. transitive + intransitive. : to signify one's approval of or agreement with (an online comment or post) by clicking an on-screen icon. You're not very intelligent are you.

[@micahjhoffman8329]

For sure

[@Horusss_]

This aint reddit but we need carl pilkington

[@Mattyp-1610]

His one muscle swimming around his body like a Koi!! 😂😂😂😂 fucking dying

[@jameswilbur4228]

Santino is the absolute best at playing along with Theo. Just 2 guys shittin around

[@aurelliuscostello8970]

He really is. They’re just goofballs. Call me dudesy.

[@matthewsmith6821]

Chrissy D too

[@ChoJun69]

Santino and Shane for me. Both bounce with Theo amazingly lmao

[@evaninboots]

Lost my job yesterday, feeling kinda hopeless. Man I needed this today.

[@1000Ducks]

You’re not alone brother, so many people have. Take this time slow and with grace

[@himynameiscorey]

Sell your kidney

[@WhitneyRebel]

If a job is the only thing to be hopeful for then maybe you are meant to accrue income in a different manner?

[@AlienWavesTV]

​@@himynameiscoreyyou buying?

[@JC-hq7iu]

Jobs are fleeting brother. You’ll get another one in no time

[@seangad8227]

"If you want a good food, you gonna need bars on your window"

[@Loyard777]

This episode was so good I didn’t even realize how long it was

[@bengraham4959]

“It’s so flagrant to touch somebody else’s phone” 😂😂

[@Miken25]

We need Theo on Bad Friends podcast!

[@himynameiscorey]

You know it’s coming! 😮

[@finnmacdiarmid3250]

But he’d actually be a good friend

[@blecicstefan]

YESS

[@davereel7386]

Theo is bigger and better than both of them combined, why would he step so low

[@outlawnation5160]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been there Theo is a good close friend to both of them

[@R.A.N.89]

“You put on the kimono and let’s go” 💀

[@deltabravo4589]

yess, this took me out on how casually and quickly he said it 😂😂

[@devinblox]

Two of my favorite people going at it for 2 hours. Thanks for this Theo

[@happytreefrends1111]

"what brand would you adopt".... "they come with those tiny guitars" lmaooo i love them

[@adamalfaro7]

It’s insane how effortlessly funny they are together.

[@chrisf1354]

I honestly thought this was pretty boring for two comedians together. No chemistry.

[@adamalfaro7]

@@chrisf1354 Damn, I felt like they were legit friends hanging and jokes come out of it. As opposed to them sitting there trying to make a funny pod.

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

Theo, sure. But, nothing about Santino is effortless. Lol . He seems extremely false and manipulative .

[@kaylaray5636]

Right??❤😂🎉

[@joannt2298]

@@yourdashingheroidol7909how you gonna hate from outside the club? 😂

[@keatonbgreen15]

was literally sitting here waiting on this after the clip dropped🤣

[@OWLyMULLET]

@@mykillmatic for real

[@davidd9090]

Bruh me too I was like wtf where is it ? Lol

[@McSeiboi]

Kept checking every 2 minutes lol

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

that's depressing

[@joehenry8480]

Same dude . I looked couple of time on Spotify and KZbin of the podcast after they dropped the clip .

[@DUKE390]

Santino has to be top 5 podcast guest of all time!

[@cassandra811]

Seriously. He’s down for whatever n rolls w the punches so damn clean lol. He’s my favorite on this, Rick Glassmans pod TYSO, and obviously every Tigerbelly.

[@hannahhadley52]

Him and Caleb Presley are my favorites lol

[@robinjaime]

“Bub-later”. Lmfao. Theo that was the best one. Omg. 😂😂😂😂

[@DMU386]

Finally, glad to see there’s another Aristocrat out there livin it up. Cheers Robin

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

Yeah that dude with the fedora instantly stood out to me as well. He didn't even flinch when they were shooting.

[@C_ch_real]

There is myth about him being a Kennedy or something as he’s goes to a lot of the rally’s. .

[@DeinosAres]

"There are more gay people at higher altitudes? can you look that up?" got my howling so early on 3:06

[@RobertGonzalez-hs6ie]

Theo on bad friends with Rudy would be legendary

[@casenumber001]

Minus Rudy.. I'm in.

[@rycrex7986]

@@casenumber001booo

[@ElevenEleven1188]

WITH Rudy Jules is absolute *key*🤌 I'd enjoy that combo no matter what

[@Aswornbyshade]

@@ElevenEleven1188no

[@Aswornbyshade]

Nope

[@Warrior4Keakua]

“My uncle used to get the hiccups around anyone who was gay. He had something in um.” “The Lord maybe.” 😂😂

[@chteyjdrushifdhfd8128]

Thanks for ruining the joke ya mook

[@thebourquetorque]

Fucking wild but.... Possibly accurate. We gotta be careful out there

[@JJohnson-wn9bb]

Ya can’t deny the spiritual warfare going on out here.🕊️👿

[@tylercox154]

I'm literally in Vegas now, just missed you. Words can not express how dissapointed I am in the timing of things

[@GordonCaledonia]

Em? E minor?

[@Lee-lx5wl]

"i got a dumpling to steam wit you, Bobby!!" 😂

[@Louievree]

LMAOOO THE IMITATION AT 55:00 GOT ME YELLING

[@__._._-_._.__]

Need you on bad friends next

[@Ryan_11990]

Omg that’ll be hilarious!😂

[@KevinCurryRacing]

He ain't gonna

[@nicorecklezz3937]

‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@himynameiscorey]

Why do you think they had this episode 😉

[@Vitalbowhunting]

That’s usually how it works

[@hellomyfriend7932]

"Shakin' like a Kill Tony guest." is such killer line!! lol

[@Kdnbdk88373vejud]

Thank you for doing your dates upfront we really appreciate the up front / get it out of the way approach bruh

[@Tazerlazerbeam]

When Theo says “ can you look that up “ you know it’s a banger

[@katmoh]

That Bill Burr impression is so spot on, if he was bald I would think he actually was Bill

[@leekyoverhere]

Dude that Bill Burr impression is incredibly accurate and funny 😂😂 @1:11:05

[@thamaddhatta]

The rat king and the red king back at it

[@chrismartinguitar]

King Crimson

[@thamaddhatta]

@@chrismartinguitar lol I like that

[@grantpowell4135]

Whoop whoop

[@cypresswoods5220]

Rat King & Red Rocket

[@LucianoSosaJuarezIII]

Both are rats lol

[@sloanpup9816]

Theo and Andrew are the perfect duo! 😂

[@davidevans1723]

How great would a "good friends" pod with theo and Andrew be?

[@1mustardtiger]

Like Lewis and Clarp.

[@qwerty_9922]

@@davidevans1723true. Bobby is just annoying and only says nothingburgers

[@BexTDG]

2 hours of grade A riffing, gotta love these two together

[@KnockdownDriver]

It’s riffing, but yeah.

[@Elenaa408]

“This girl showed up and ate up all the squirrel“ 😂

[@Andy-vt6co]

The way Theo says “really?” Is so distinct lmao and adorable

[@skytheyogi]

Agreed 100% it’s my favorite lol

[@TheObscureCurio]

Theo mentions Gwar, a band with the most insane stage show on earth- as an example of a band that doesn’t have enough going on visually for a concert lmaoooo

[@theshapeexists]

I went to a Gwar show in the 90s and came home covered in fake blood. It was gnarly. They have an insane show

[@Dr.Meth666]

I've seen GWAR ,GHOUL with municipal waste opening

[@tye829]

I went to a Gwar show in the 2000s and they had a guy come out dressed as a giant George Bush puppet/animatronic thing with a huge dong sticking out, and the guitarist cut his head off and it sprayed the whole crowd with blood, and the dong shot its stuff all over the crowd and blood too. I was like 11-12 y.o. It was crazy. My mom took me and was so horrified she still tells people about this

[@theshapeexists]

@@tye829 that's absolutely incredible

[@NikkiPararuan]

My two favorite comedians together for the first time in years. Love yall.

[@DeanHollandtv]

I would do anything to see Theo's Google search history 😂😂 "Look that up" 😂😂

[@dazem8]

I love when Santino and Bobby show up to hang out with Theo. Them singing Jewel 😂

[@Son0fOdin]

Only knowing "Let the Good Times roll!" in French, is like Theo's the Machine story 😂

[@twistedfocus]

“His Dat Phan belt is off” got me. Deep cut from Theo, as always.

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

if only he knew how deep that cuts the Slept King.

[@adrianarubio5253]

18:23 Can’t stop replaying it

[@OMGpandemic]

Stoned as fuck and sit down for this hitter! I'M UPSTAIRS!

[@gmbane384]

just died at the altitude bit XD god likes who he likes

[@Mattyp-1610]

Same. It’s a good one!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Purpaderps]

Cheers, y'all!

[@cactaceous]

One day you’ll be sober and you’ll see it’s better. It’s actually you know, living. Good luck.

[@karolinitortellini]

​@@cactaceous I used to smoke every day, every hour. And now I've been completely sober for years and will be for years to come, both are just as good but in different ways! But I do recommend everyone to be sober for long periods, to be able to feel mentally good sober beats everything.

[@Scrabbledat]

Andrew’s impression of bill is impeccable

[@sourdeeez]

"NOT FARM TO Table" oh shit i woke up my roomates with the HAHA 😂

[@stephenstrussvideo]

"Dat Phan Belt" and "Bublater" are incredible pulls lol

[@bh5990]

theo, santino, lee podcast would take over the world

[@mrjordyboy225]

Saw the clip the other day and thought I was losing my marbles… never clicked a podcast quicker!!

[@himynameiscorey]

Pre-podcast clips should be a future strategy because a good number of us clicked as we got this notification

[@IrepDoubleurmax]

Bot

[@mrjordyboy225]

@@IrepDoubleurmax you’re a bottom?

[@katiekopp903]

Theo says" doin a poop" and Santino says he likes it when his legs fall asleep when he poops.. I cannot with these two 😂

[@michael2real]

“that kid does really young for NO reason” IM CRYING 8:14

[@katherinejanzen9195]

ive been waiting for this one, hope this means Theo will be on Bad Friends soon

[@craigjhard]

I love y'all's chemistry. Jokes galore. Non sequiturs and one liners rapid fire.

[@ChandlerSavage]

Cheeto and The Rat King. Gang, Gang!

[@space_1073]

this is the opposite energy of a Theo and Bobby episode 😂

[@madride858585]

Theo and Andrew have such a genuine vibe

[@zigzag69]

facts bro

[@bill_lumbergh]

“Toilet is a car for shitting” amazing lol

[@DrEaMsNoEviL]

I already know this is gonna be an all time great episode. Cheeto and Theo have great chemistry.

[@chelleb3055]

This podcast is impossible to fall asleep to. I keep giggling myself back awake lol.

[@New_Phase]

kzbin.infoRXhDLQAKZkg?si=fOw3yizFvinbpQWE great video about Theo ❤️❤️❤️

[@jlynnxo333]

i have been WAITING for andrew to come on. my absolute two favorites

[@FastEddie90]

Well Well Well what do we have here 😍

[@Lee-lx5wl]

"this......Bietch. kinda, i guess." 😆 GET IN THERE!!!!

[@israelmoreno5758]

When bobby sleeps he sounds like has bad fan belt 😂

[@davidmoore8585]

I thought he actually said a Dat Phan belt. He’s an Asian comedian that bobby beefs with which makes it even funnier lol

[@davidmoore8585]

Obvs Theo making a pun with Phan/fan

[@natiive1444]

"Or if your French Canadian" As a West coast Canadian I cried laughing at this.

[@ScrewedInOnPoint]

Beautiful seeing these guys showing genuine love appreciation and admiration for one another. Warms the cockles 🤌🏼🔥🤍

[@lampliquid]

LOL I LOLD hard at this one who knew theo and a orange man can make me explode in laughter

[@haleyvogl2038]

Is it me or when Theo does his promotions it’s funny asf 😭

[@coolishollywood]

The personality shines through and keeps viewers coming back.

[@ryanmora3334]

Wow, Andrew talking about how much fun he has with Bobby and how much of a blessing their relationship is, is beautiful.

[@heidilanew]

I’ve never heard Andrew actually laugh so much 😂😂😂😂

[@RosenlundTara]

Must have never watched whisky ginger 😂

[@heidilanew]

@@RosenlundTara I’m more of a bad friends girly!

[@RosenlundTara]

@@heidilanew I haven't clicked on one of those episodes yet, just getting back into KZbin after a 5 yr break

[@heidilanew]

@@RosenlundTara I prefer the banter of it and I’m a huge Bobby Lee fan. He and I have the exact same humor. Welcome back!!

[@killerbee8892]

@@heidilanewbad friends is one of my favourites love Bobby but Andrew is so used to Bobbys humour he can keep his cool most of the time. unlike with Theo. But tell my anyone who could 😂

[@footballdude6824]

Man Santino is always a great guest on any podcast, love this dude man

[@bik8353]

We need more of these two

[@sagebrushshed]

Dat Phan Belt was hilarious

[@samdarnold5322]

Santino has such an infectious laugh

[@Ryan_11990]

Theo & Andrew together are the best duo!😂

[@TheReelStuff]

They both carry every podcast they're in, so it's refreshing to see them riff off eachother

[@slywolfe]

I need these two doing a podcast together to be a regular occurrence please 🥺

[@graybenyo6735]

Theo doing bad friends is gonna be a banger !

[@capitalismftw]

"if anyones having any trouble with squirrels hit my line" - man i almost died laughing

[@googoomu22]

Santino is always such a warm, ready and damn hilarious guest - with our guy Theo I could actually could have listened to them for 6 hours, I love this combo 😂🙌🏾

[@New_Phase]

kzbin.infoRXhDLQAKZkg?si=fOw3yizFvinbpQWE great video about Theo ❤️❤️❤️

[@seamslatasha3598]

Yeah their comedy is so different but they have the same underlying decency and sweetness in their personality.

[@jrearena]

2 goats 🐐🐐

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I never think of Rogan when mentioning top level comedians.

[@JamesKro92]

The majority of his sets are no phones allowed.

[@userillusion8378]

​@@JamesKro92thats because he doesnt want a lot of proof out there that he isnt funny at all

[@Nicosicorico]

Good podcaster bad comedian

[@frontiersavvy]

I just finished the whole podcast by riding Terrence Howard vibration waves

[@Doctaphil64]

Daaamn you hit that thang with some super symmetry?! 😂

[@CADsAnonymous]

Some 1 x 1 = 2 type shit

[@heatherpratt1551]

Type shit 😂

[@curlyb]

Yikes.

[@MeowEngineer]

Ride that hate wave brother ✌️

[@johnwarnock6897]

Gotta get Theo on bad friends!!! Internet breaker

[@Meqq159]

Andrew is the most down to earth dude. So effortlessly funny.

[@tidepride86]

Andrew looks like a PGA player on his final week of suspension for anger management due to spousal abuse

[@Airxel69]

"if you want good food it comes with the crime" 😂😂😂😅

[@spiegeltn]

My first wife was Mexican, she had the best cooking skills and the temper. It's true we need the melanin like salt needs pepper.

[@lilme7052]

The secret ingredient is crime

[@williamweinberg9509]

3:07 higher altitudes? That's why the movie was called Brokeback Mountain and not Valley. 😂

[@richardlowe3148]

Two of my faves. These lads. Top drawer!! 😂😂

[@NicoSportscards]

“You want them to be organic…” “Yeah…but not farm to table” Home run