Bumpers Off | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

bit.ly/theovonclips

[@uhitskyle]

Love u bud

[@bobdebuilda3877]

Theo lookin like the unibombers number 1 fan

[@cray-zelord]

Love

[@johnmastroligulano7401]

You are baptized brutha~

[@RachelRaljevich]

Lookin' SEXY THEO😋😘💗💕🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@the_vic_vinegar1914]

Theo looks like a DJ at a bass fishing tournament.

[@toks0ner156]

Gang

[@DouglasMcDani]

🤣

[@justinthomas2334]

Best comment

[@Vleetz1993]

Dj Branch Knuckles

[@NikCasto]

DJ Crankbait

[@CezaMVO]

"Living is a hard thing to do, it's a job that you never sign up for". Theo never seizes to amaze me. This podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you're laughing the next he's making you think about life and touching your heart. The RatKing will go down as a legend.

[@SnapCrakleD3ath]

@Kenneth Ford nah he's seizin brother

[@CezaMVO]

@@SnapCrakleD3ath thank you, someone understand

[@jrswell]

I think he ain't seizing to amaze anyone, He just seizes at random. At lease that's how we seize it! Seize ON baby!

[@nickeyfynn3270]

but what if the opposite is true? that we knew exactly what we were signing up for. thats more powerful than the opposite....

[@jonnygranville281]

Gang gang. Rip Billy Conforti.

[@3DomSculpts]

Theo looks like he travelled back in time to warn himself of something, but he forgot the mission.

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

Ha! Does have a Kyle Reese vibe going on😂

[@Tincanbanana3030]

Hilarious 😆

[@CARandDRONE]

🤣🤣🤣🏴‍☠️

[@RichSProducer]

In the future, everyone wears an Under Armour polo with a scarf.

[@questioneverything7582]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. The most hysterically frightened people will be diagnosed with Lung Cancer a couple years from now. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

[@fenderbender394]

Theo is that one celebrity you want to hang out with not because he’s a celebrity, but because he is a real genuine human being and you can learn a lot from his life experiences, he’s like that cool older wise cousin that would come over during the holidays .. GANG GANG

[@auroraborealis13579]

❤️

[@Xxballin17xX]

Between two ferns got real emotional lately 🤣

[@jrswell]

nice, Corey. Good eye, I didnt even catch that shit. gang

[@crucifire9224]

You deserve that thumbs up

[@BrokenHomePoets]

stone cold gold

[@wyattpeters1969]

Theo looks like a blind snowboarder with them shades on

[@anthonini66]

Between $238

[@etiennevcr9276]

I’m not sure Theo knows he’s more of a poet than a comedian. Yet he’s also one of the best comedians out there.

[@ninalove3044]

Fr! He’s inspirational af!

[@sadiemcgee6545]

I absolutely love your podcast, but this one especially resonated with me. I'm a psych nurse working in an acute setting. I work with people who have addiction issues, psychiatric issues, and depression...none of whom are less than, but rather human beings deserving of love, compassion, and empathy. So many of my patients come to us at the worst points in their lives. The thing you said about experiencing that depth of pain leaving a capacity for the same depth of joy is just beautiful. And that God doesn't allow a lot of people to experience that depth of hurt. I just love this and I'll be using it with the people I care for. It lends such a positive outlook during a time of such despair. As someone who has lost people I love to alcoholism and suicide, I will tell that last caller...if your brother makes suicidal statements, even passive suicidal statements (like I just don't want to be here anymore), please get him help. He may be angry at you, but his life is worth it. Don't hesitate to call the police non-emergency line, 9-11, or even your local hospital to report suicidality and self-injurious behavior and request a wellness check if he won't get help himself. I say that as a girlfriend who lost her boyfriend to suicide and regrets not trying to get him help sooner and as a daughter who lost her father to alcoholism. There are so many of us in this world who truly care about all of you out there struggling. None of us go through this life alone and sometimes we need to lean on another until we can stand on our own. From my own heart, much love.

[@andrewrizzuto7751]

I love how he is not afraid to talk about his faith. Never compromise your beliefs.

[@Taki_Rad]

100000%!!! I respect that so so much! I am unapologetic about my faith now but it wasn’t always like that.

[@platinumbrick6]

Lmao Theo being a homeowner is hilarious for some reason

[@user-dm5lu5sm7s]

It's like Kurt being a tradesman

[@stephenjemyers]

Do you think he has a driving licence. I'm not convinced.

[@jessb615]

“My heart has a short memory” that’s some powerful stuff

[@jordanbest3969]

That and then he followed it up with, “I bet you hurt in places so deep you can’t even access them.” The rat king can really pull on the heart strings.

[@rajjy1976]

@Last Chance Weirdo

[@kevinl3254]

You have a good day my queen above 18. Get out of bed and get those feet on the ground my queen. Get some coffee, stretch and get downstairs for breakfast. Ok now. I’ll talk to you later my queen above 18

[@jordanbest3969]

@Last Chance I hope you have a beautiful day as well ☝🏼 ❤️

[@pawelfigat4017]

Theo looks like the type of person who nonchalantly eats grapes while he shops so they weigh less by the time he gets to the checkout counter.

[@FookU2b]

Doesn't everybody?

[@jefferyallen7092]

You would only know this if you’re that guy😂😂🙌🏼

[@coltdumba2628]

Thats a good idea

[@kvthedrvl]

I know this comment is 2y old but aren't you guys scared of unwashed produce😮

[@spartymatt9627]

Theo- you saved my life with some of your words and humor and honestly. Please know your life brings more life into this world, and that's a great thing.

[@muckrak3r]

Absolutely in love with Theo's brain and the way he thinks and expresses himself. So pure and thoughtful. But he do be lookin' like a gas station attendant for a self service place.

[@vius0013]

Can we have a special episode with Theo playing his favorite playlist and just dancing and chilling? That energy is so good

[@leizelle]

Amen! Gang Gang

[@jonathanpride7331]

Need it

[@itsfivethirty666]

1000% agree gang gang

[@gmunz360]

"that weed is like putting your head on a pillow but the pillow is inside your head" 😂

[@ultranitro437]

Theo looks like he rode to the studio on a skateboard while holding onto a Jeep's bumper.

[@bootyhawk1048]

With thoughts of hoverboards dancing in his head.

[@josevilla8586]

Theo looks like he broke the flux capacitor and now he has to make his parents meet or he won’t exist in the future.

[@ffnovice7]

SKITCHING don't fucking do it, just google Skitching Accidents

[@gabe4667]

best comment

[@xIIxGOBLINxIIx]

Theo has a good taste in music let's be honest here. The intro to this podcast is fucking gold

[@22apheat]

“Sunglasses on means cocaine” -Theo von

[@cs1899]

I noticed that too 🤔 😎

[@JarranTyler1987]

After that Shultz podcast, I immediately thought he was back on the Devil's Dandruff

[@jrswell]

@@JarranTyler1987 A little "booger-sugar" Nooger!!

[@avidlyathena]

Yes, he's been wearing them often. Last night's KATS as well.

[@jrswell]

I'm thinkin a little "Lucille" baby. no sniffing, just thirsty. he's ok daddy

[@peacelove6817]

“A branch is just a tree taking a sh$& out in the yard”-Theo Von

[@redsonja9680]

"Get her a compass, something when she thinks about direction she thinks about you" Wow that was so heartfelt, great advice ❤️

[@clare5687]

Deeeeppp feels ❤️

[@jeffrhodes8103]

Made me due north

[@Richiegalvan1]

That’s a short poem right there

[@jtg537]

Theo looks like the more masculine one of the lesbian couple that Tim Dillon is feuding with from Joshua Tree.

[@devinsanchez8517]

Theo looks like he plays saxophone for Huey Lewis and the News

[@dougschimpf8733]

Huey lewis and the jews with that shnoz of his

[@mikeldw0120]

keytar actually

[@nicksilver_music]

The World needs Theo Von, stay strong daddy 🐀 👑

[@JB_95]

Let's get a positive weekend boys, time to get on top of things ! Gang.

[@CC-fo7tr]

Theo looks like Patrick Swayze’s body double in “Roadhouse”

[@Therileyrileyriley]

Theo* is searching for something and doesn’t know what he’s lookin for. Much like how he starts and ends his sentences. It’ll end up good.

[@Seakaye2s]

I really feel like he knows where his sentence is going it’s just apart of his whole thing, to sit, those pauses are hilarious

[@kissit6638]

Who's throe?

[@shelleymckenzie1964]

If not you can always put a reptilian in a blinder and call it a milkshake cos no child should go hungry you feel me? Gang ... gang...

[@Therileyrileyriley]

@@shelleymckenzie1964 heard that brother onward

[@A6Legit]

Praise god baby 🙏

[@Popo-cw2zb]

There's nothing like being a heartbroken girl tearing up over the wrong life decisions she made, listening to Theo Von looking for something to make her smile. Praise the Lord.

[@karmaz3025]

42:59 Theo’s lazy attitude while spitting his jokes makes me laugh harder than it should. When he said “sure u are, bud” right after he said he was gonna quit Monday, I died 💀

[@Huskinmatt]

Do we breathe liquid when we are a baby? Google can confirm. Hoooowooooo.... If gills could talk man

[@itzgruffo6323]

You’re hurt in a place that you can’t even access, I felt that.

[@MantissToboggan]

I truly love you Theo. You've been such a big help, and given us all a lot to think about. Came for the comedy, can't leave for everything else. So much depth to you.

[@marki7793]

Theo's outfit looks like a kid who went into his dads closet and just started trying shit on

[@roninkraut6873]

It has been a tough week. All this division and hate going on. Thank god for Theo. It’s a great reminder that we are all just trying to live our lives and we are in it together.

[@Blessedup69]

Say no to divide and conquer

[@ScoundrelSFB]

"I slept in a child's bed... No child in the bed" *nods head* Good call Theo. Great call.

[@princekadeem8689]

... and I wanna thank God I’m not a pedio-file

[@isaacstarkiller4388]

Time stamp ?

[@ScoundrelSFB]

@@isaacstarkiller4388 11:40 -12:30

[@A6Legit]

High-key vibes

[@jamesstanton3280]

Only he can speak of this and not look like a creep lol

[@sausagegabbagoochi1959]

“ people on drugs , tryin to get better but working with branches in the meanwhile” Lmaoo Theo talking about the tree company .

[@skeletonwrist7277]

Theo looks like a Sega Genesis promotional bill board

[@gabrielgripp516]

Theo is super smart dude. Around minute 10 he makes a comment relating getting baptized as a return to the womb. This is something that Carl Jung and Erich Neumann talk about.

[@docjohnson1]

Smart people don't believe in fairy tales

[@rightcoast7049]

It's hilarious that people think he's just a dumb southerner... It's all just part of his humor... Dude is actually super smart.

[@gabrielgripp516]

@@rightcoast7049 oh no, i would never take him to be a dumb southerner, but this type of subject is so deep and ancient that is crazy to me how he makes this kind of argument using his intuition.

[@s7v7nfiv5]

Theo looks like he recovered eye sight but still kept the glasses

[@taylorcox1511]

"Life is a job you didn't sign up for" Awesome quote

[@schwentskie]

Theo looks like a Grand Theft Auto loading screen. Gang bruh.

[@ricardoreno9546]

dude - you made me laugh with that...

[@DouglasMcDani]

He does.

[@HalfPrime]

9:30 "It's just interesting what a horizon of existence that plane is between water and air" loved that line man have a nice Sunday Theo

[@Morfornexs]

"He's always battling the dark arts, but he carry's a strong sword." - Theo Von

[@jefferyallen7092]

“Back stroking in that vag gravy” please let this term live on forever

[@pghpaul]

“$119 dollars for this front yard toupee”🤣

[@michellejones2427]

I busted out laughing when I heard that! 😂🤣 It even cracked him up a little!

[@kitty10141]

Got me pretty good 😂

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

that intro song just cured my depression

[@austinkturner]

Hope y’all have a great weekend. Gang gang!

[@trey5171]

@FTW 2 he didnt

[@TheBlackSheepDiaries]

Backstroking in the Lord's butternut squash boi. Onward..

[@1veryfunnygirl]

And vag gravy 😅😅😅

[@TheBlackSheepDiaries]

@@1veryfunnygirl Thank you Judy! I finished the com with ...that vag gravy, but at the last second I deleted it, suddenly concerned about offending the ladies and all this frickin cancel culture. I was back in that gravy again for a sec, but I was breaststroking.

[@paytonmassey27]

Aight Theo, keep your nose clean baby we love you. You’re too good for that, I promise you

[@jonsteward6608]

Addies daddy

[@ashleibootz7147]

“Tryna reach somethin but don’t have it... uhhh... fire hatchet... uhhh.. prosthetic” 😂

[@princekadeem8689]

😂🤣 like, what bro?!

[@A6Legit]

I thought he was talkin about ladders 😆

[@Simplexmediakc]

My guys taste in music is next level soulful

[@MyDogFulton]

Theo looks like the type of guy who walks to his local truck stop twice a day.

[@jennamarie2665]

Truly an honor. Your wisdom is endless. Your outlook is priceless. Your honesty is hopeful. Your personality is beautiful. Your courage is inspiring. Thank you💛

[@courbow4950]

and the Hide and Seek World Champion for the 2000th year in a row: Jesus Christ

[@DouglasMcDani]

Hey, where he goes, we can not come.

[@frankrizzo9654]

Hey Theo, i hope all is well. That weird kats ending seemed off to me, and along with wearing sunglasses a lot lately, i hope all is okay. Just know your fans and friends and family love you dearly and are so lucky to have you. Gang gang pico blvd bad boy rip billy C

[@Guydude8888]

Bro your seeing it to, kats ending wad super awkward I thought they planned it at first and then realize they didn't

[@frankrizzo9654]

@@Guydude8888 yeah, it all just seems weird. Haven’t watched this episode yet obviously but something just doesn’t seem right:(

[@Guydude8888]

@@frankrizzo9654 maybe moving all by himself out in the middle of nowhere wasn't good for him or maybe there's something else going on but I think we're right and I wish him well

[@kaidamico5268]

Yeah I was thinking the same something is off the way Kats ended an this pop here

[@linkmarquez4947]

@@Guydude8888 what was weird about it I couldn’t catch it?

[@Im-just-Stardust]

3:21 Only theo's can struggle with his head sets like this

[@Team-gw5uw]

"Its like putting your head on a pillow, but the pillow is inside your head" 43:33 Realest shit I ever heard

[@tannerannichiarico7255]

Straight up

[@tyedie297]

"That emotional mcgellin of the seas" bro I needed this episode so bad, caught my now ex with some guy. I'm trying to use this to better myself . I'm a wreck right now, I've been a 1-man shit show for a long'n So many people really need you theo. Love you man . 🖤 Gang .

[@magneticdragon1517]

Theo’s the kind of guy to throw up devil horns while asking to be baptized

[@KandiKaht]

I love how he is like a real life Gambit from the X-Men

[@ruff8663]

Theo looks like he’s hiding from the Mormon church

[@GraddyWolf]

😂

[@user-dm5lu5sm7s]

You guys should comp out all the other commenter on this bid for the best name

[@whatyoutalkingaboutwillis8545]

That fish and bird observation was 🔥 🔥

[@WaltPFloyd]

He said , "backstroking in that vag gravy". Theo is is my spirit animal

[@princekadeem8689]

😂 in the Lord’s butternut squash ☠️

[@klucas7204]

Theo my dude. You have touched my life and the life of so many others in such powerful ways that have helped us change our lives for the better, and you don’t even know it. You are extremely wise my friend. Like another wise gang member said, “you look like that guy who traveled back in time on a mission, but forgot what it was” You are the human version of musics timeless classics

[@daraflynn5999]

"A branch is basically a tree taking a shit in your yard"

[@quill444]

They wanted $1100 just to remove a damn branch?! It must of been a _Branch Davidian,_ Gang-Gang! - j q t -

[@Paddy224]

Let’s go, watching at 1 in the morning from Australia 🇦🇺

[@y0maxtko]

Same here mate ha

[@camk.824]

Not me mate

[@sashasg11]

Wooo here too

[@alibriggss5299]

Same lmao

[@niiclark6452]

Buy "UMA"!! A cryptocurrency, Ethereum token that will hit $100 in the next couple months 🚀🚀 lets push this price up!!! The future for sure

[@skilletburritos8464]

Theo looks like a tour DJ for Die Antwoord Or a Dagestani hipster who trains with Khabib

[@auroraborealis13579]

I love you, Theo! Thanks for showing up again this week. You’re always on my gratitude list! ❤️

[@MamaTthaOG]

Theo, we love you! We don’t expect perfection from you. You’re Human. You’re so talented and inspiring. Thank you for sharing your feelings and also making us laugh. We’re all just trying to get through life and do our best to be better. Every day is a new day and a new beginning! Gang Gang ✌️❤️🙏

[@Seakaye2s]

With that under armor, Theo looks like a substitute teacher who also helps on the tennis team. Just needs a headband.

[@averyherriman8202]

He said I don't wanna effect mother nature, I have enough shit on my docket💀🤣

[@pi1810]

It's hard to look at the world, and it's hard to look away.

[@Blessedup69]

Amen

[@imuppstaiirs5226]

Be good to yourself. Don't let it overwhelm ya. Gang

[@invictus5566]

Deep. gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee - Nietzsche

[@pi1810]

@@invictus5566 That is beautiful, and true. I wish I were so eloquent.

[@Coldbrookdangee]

Theo looks like every Swedish EDM dj from the 2000’s

[@Brb559]

Theo looks like he has a public library card and goes there to read Stephen King books and to freshen up in the bathroom.

[@markmaclaurin5106]

16:30 the magic happens.... water, fire...gravity...smoke, wolves....

[@bradvankirk8602]

My mans Called me Bread lol, love you Theo

[@brt5061]

Theo is a walking bit is normal convo is funnier than 85% of comedians stand up. The falling tree branch could easily be tweaked a little and be on a special

[@patrickstarpower758]

Theo looks and sounds like he swiped right to an 18 year old on Tinder this past weekend and has been feeling guilty over it ever since.

[@fosterflute11]

“And they were urban.” Idk why this tickled me. Lmaoooo

[@paputsa92]

You can never be too early for this level of greatness, also RIP the legend DMX, Gang yall

[@gobabawonan2199]

Thank you Theo for making me laugh during this horrible pandemic that keeps on going for some reason

[@victorhuerta9186]

I like how he asking us, "what is it called?".

[@laurapope3685]

Thanks for uploading as much as you do! It's given me something to watch when I'm least expecting it, and I'm grateful for that! Thanks again!

[@michellestevenson8060]

Always keeping it real...onward 💞

[@OakHogan]

You are a good dude, Theo. You are helping a lot of brothers and sisters! It's important work. I'm glad to have you in my life, bro. Gang gang

[@MeetSlyEvps]

“Thick-o-potamus” 😆

[@kenny6229]

Theos performing the lords work

[@loser-forever]

FISKAR 18 INCH W/ ANTELOPE FRONT 🔥💪

[@sadcompa]

A branch is pretty much a tree taking a sh** in your yard 😂

[@Plantedtaco98]

This is quality content

[@RLSmitt44]

Damn.. Theo out here Rippin’ & makin’ em Drippin’ in this. Thanks for all you do by being you Mr. Von aka Theo Von, person of interest in Kingatry via Rats.. Long time believer Dawg.

[@workingtheories]

Theo looks like that “you can be a soldier of fortune” manual he ordered out of the back of a comic book just showed up in the mail.

[@libbym171]

Don't forget that you're loved as well Theo. Keep pushing through and take care of yourself.

[@edgarflores589]

Never heard anyone refer to baptism as the lord's car wash lol

[@dadams9158]

Friday morning dose of Theo in the central east doing what Theo does best. Freeform sit down standup.

[@TerminatorT-gb1yr]

The only time I've came this fast was on my wedding night.

[@Thegirlsawesome]

We all work alone ! Lol 😂 Theo talks to all of us that’s so dope ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✅

[@iamlogiebear]

$119 fake plant? You've got an $1100 branch you could have in the backround, brother! Gang gang

[@A6Legit]

He must be on the dandruff

[@cyanoticcadaver4804]

Thanks for hitting us with this Podcast, Theo We appreciate you Congratulations on The Tour, may it be a blessing and bring you some good ol' times packed with memorable moments

[@Bryanswrld]

Theo you inspired me to make my own podcast and bring my creative vision to life, thank you! GILL AMBROSE PODCAST BABY

[@ryankelly1840]

"It's almost like going to out of space, inside yourself." Theo is the truth, man.