Through the Sprinkler | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@geoffnewman7668]

Will try Theo, thanks for the vids and the words. Gangerang!

[@cringeworld1824]

Theo definitely one of the greatest philosophers of the 21century, so impressive

[@cameronwilliams7149]

Theo is the only person that makes me laugh whether I’m intoxicated or sober

[@blistabliss]

If you don't laugh at things when ur sober....

[@anthony3476]

He’s chill and doesn’t try so hard to be funny. Love em

[@nickdaboii]

Wow that's extremely sad.

[@-solidsnake-]

nick arndt yeah and it’s sad that this is resonating with so many. 🤦

[@cameronwilliams7149]

Nick ardnt fanofflan I’m not like everyone else who will go to a comedy show or watch a movie and laugh cause they think it’s mandatory. Note the key word “person”, I laugh at tons of shit when I’m sober, just Theo is the only one whose humor resonates in both frames of mind. Maybe it’s cause I’ve lived in North Alabama my whole life idk, but most comedians try way too hard and are incredibly lame in the process

[@laxmannate07]

Theo looks like the type of guy who mows his entire lawn with a weed whacker

[@wills242]

Underrated comment afffff

[@adambaldwin258]

You don't? Onward.

[@hafthorhafbeast6846]

Aahahaha

[@dsauce8780]

Adam Baldwin bahahahahahah

[@dsauce8780]

Bahaha

[@Acwisdom00]

Theo moving the Monday pod back to his apartment was the best decision he's ever made

[@ffnovice7]

Underrated

[@ffnovice7]

I sincerely hope he has a gun. Shotguns are easiest to get in California. Less paperwork and bullshit.

[@joshuaclay8120]

@@ffnovice7 what's a gun got to do with it?

[@paynemoore4800]

poppin ignant m'fers

[@ffnovice7]

@@joshuaclay8120 HD

[@levischannel4270]

When Theo cracks the casual funny ass story I have no clue how he doesn’t laugh, I’m laughing every time !!!

[@ryanhoeppner8688]

I mean just damn you know?

[@mkrh5]

Theo teaching us spanish minutes into this. What a guy

[@dogzer]

Hola

[@JD-ns9mr]

Glacias

[@johnnie543]

Si hubiera sabido Teodoro estaba un profesor de español, habría tomado su clase

[@rubyrayne8]

Theo that first story about the a Mariners just cracked me up!

[@B1055BH]

Matty Bee Cause it works if you work it?

[@rubyrayne8]

Brooks Jones and we’re all worth it?

[@risinoutlaw61]

Imagin Theo approaching you and sparking a conversation about your hat

[@AJ-das]

Damn

[@Bigohno0]

I'd be flattered

[@goodrobot1]

It would be a day I never forgot. And I dont even wear hats.

[@Bigohno0]

Damn straight

[@DmitriyNotYourDad]

I'd ask him to move away from me slowly with his hands in sight

[@conserveculture1767]

Gang gang bruh i hit up that hotline. Im in the icu burn unit and this gonna get me thru another night. Saved my house from burning down bruh cost me my right hand for a while. But gonna watch wit me lady thru the phone cause no visitors cause of corvid.. such bullshit man need some family wit me thats why write this now this is the best community out there. Thanks bruhs and ladies. And thank you theo for all you do helped me with some dark arts and more. You little dust 🐻. I wrote this before the ending song and man really hit me sitting here alone all burnt up but i saved my familys house and pets on friday really amazing how thing line up in this crazy life. Gang gang

[@benwilletts2609]

Get well brother. Gang

[@kylegagnon71]

Gang shit, ran in there & did the lords work! Get well!

[@conserveculture1767]

@@kylegagnon71 didnt even think just acted thanks man wasnt gonna write anything but was in bad place this morning. Thanks bruh gang

[@conserveculture1767]

@@benwilletts2609 thank you really thank you

[@michaelbest4857]

Bro I feel you I have been in the same place, same hand and everything

[@skinfloot3462]

7:20 “a woman that is willing” we ain’t losing theo like we lost chris anytime soon

[@broncos915]

Favorite Theo Von is when he closes his eyes 👀 and just rambles “peligroso” 😂

[@derekhammer8988]

Theo Von has the biggest heart in Hollywood. The perfect mix of silly and thoughtfulness. Thank you rat king

[@steveoha-whoa1071]

Who wants to see Theo on JRE again before the big moves?

[@sandeepn94]

I'd rather see him in the new studio. That houston hittah

[@luiisg]

"What kind of song do you blast when your getting rammed by another dude?" "Nothing else matters -Metallica" LOL WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@luiisg]

36:30

[@mattallan6338]

I think buddy just came out the closet

[@stormcorrosion176]

Bro I think EVERYTHING matters at that point lmao

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

When they make the Theo Von biography it’s going to have one hell of a soulful soundtrack.

[@flamboyanthero2937]

Theo is sincerely one of the best humans to ever walk the face of this planet

[@therookie710]

I love theo von and I'm a sober straight male.

[@psych336]

Sounds like drug induced homosexuality.

[@therookie710]

@@psych336 I was hoping someone could connect that. I don't need drugs to give theo a lil tug

[@johnnie543]

Billy Conforto would approve. #RIP

[@buxalXBL]

adult male

[@GrimTalesUnleashed26]

* heterosexual.

[@risinoutlaw61]

Who else feels like Theo is a part of your conscious sometimes 😎 gang gang brother

[@FreshmenBolts]

Theos my internal dialogue

[@2phonedruwop]

sometimes I feel like risinoutlaw61 is apart of my conscious 😎 gang gang blubber

[@animalistic670]

Sometimes I feel like god made too much of me and ended up making another me named Theo.

[@risinoutlaw61]

2phoneDruwop hahah fuck yea! 🤙🏻

[@badik10]

We're all part of the collective consciousness if you wanna get technical. Gang

[@mmaking7417]

Eucalpytus, kinda sounds like a question doesn't it?

[@ffnovice7]

Naw i ain't Calypso

[@paulinevereker2426]

Imho It's the innocence and charm (with a bit of an edge) of the papiotoon cartoons that make it so adorable. I hope they don't mess with that too much.

[@aaronmogaka8622]

Damn, wasn't expecting another episode today after that Tim Dillon Friday hitter. All hail the Rat King Gang Gang, Onward.

[@cripnamedblood]

"I'm gay" Theo von: "daaaaammn buddy"

[@bigbrainalertpodcast9902]

Damn bro, you’re almost at Ep. 300. Keep up the good work brother 🙏🏼❤️

[@nillpoxcvcv]

I'm glad you got love for the Mariners and/or the marines. Tino Martinez is a deep cut.

[@omgrebekie2327]

Your smooth capability to pull it all together.. Every time.. Just shows how thoughtfully genuine you are at telling us stories. Amazing❤️

[@dnooup9807]

theo and bobby need a radio station on the next GTA

[@brianm5563]

"Imagine you've been makin' a train for 14 years. You been paintin' it... Then one day you come home and this train is high as f@#$ in the middle of the living room." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@toolbrothers1477]

You need the change Theo! You’ll find a girl who genuinely loves you-you won’t find that in LA

[@MegansBaked]

“ I love Ichy-row” 😂💀

[@FrostedWolf323]

“The pennant” 🤣🤣🤣 bro haven’t heard that word for the World Series since I watched 42 or some shit

[@adamsir88]

Lmao probably cuz your team hasn’t won a title ina while.

[@FrostedWolf323]

damn Go Sox man

[@stonedatsafeco]

The pennant isn't the world series. It's the al/nlcs

[@adamsir88]

Jack Reeves winning the nlcs or alcs is a title too guy

[@stonedatsafeco]

@@adamsir88 ya it's called the pennant

[@dallasonfire604]

Theo, you have picked such a great charity to help. Giving people more resources to help themselves is so smart and powerful. Life is not fair, it never will be no matter how much philanthropy there is. But this program at least gives kids that may have drawn a shorter stick than some a better arsenal to succeed. Theo, you are a special human being.

[@ObserverOfJohn]

Thanks for just being you brother

[@MegaPineaplle]

You crazy. Ichiro Suzuki is way too handsome to be Bobby Lee’s daddy.

[@EddieIsHere22]

Ichiro is athletic enough to beat Bobby like his dad did though

[@iwritecreepystories7109]

And he's younger than Bobby.

[@Report2ro]

Thank you mr.T for serving this little feeling hitter.

[@willienobody4156]

This man is a Minister, sweet and silly. Amen

[@tglad20]

“Chasing that body wallet” that shit is funny as hell!

[@hkbabel]

Theo, thank you. I needed this, & I donated . Go kids!

[@Yendi233]

I have my Dunkin’ donnets ready

[@alobo2811]

Done-itz🤣

[@jonj9352]

Get that dunkin DON its

[@blakegibson674]

Nothing goes better with Corvid than some dunkin donnets

[@TheHarrip]

Just got my gang gang slides and onward T. Cheers, shame the UK customs charged me £20 to collect them... Onwards.

[@123mcgarrigle]

Onward.

[@jaimwah]

Gang gang.

[@louisetienne6608]

UK Gang, gang

[@adamnotkardas7765]

Skeetskeet

[@lennylemens]

Onward

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

You are an inspiration Theo. Thank you kindly brother. Toronto misses ya.

[@bryan6985]

Most quotable human being of all time.

[@nickdaboii]

36:30 holy fucking shit this be the funniest shit I've ever seen. Like actually. Im having a hard time believing its not fabricated. Omfg that was perfect.

[@alexakallianiotes6178]

What an awesome charity! Thank you for bringing attention to this.

[@stikeleathert6147]

Theo always puttin me on some music that touches my soul.

[@AppalachianLumberjack]

Yo Theo you should really have josh from lockdown 23&1 on this past weekend he’s a prison you tuber who talks about everything prison or crime related you guys would have a lot too chop it up about he watches your podcast too

[@grantgoodson3979]

Sounds like it would be interesting

[@danielcortez2280]

Be awesome to have death on here.

[@timguy78]

Ol death....

[@AppalachianLumberjack]

YARD DOGG ohh shit got the yard dogs is shit bouta go down after chow?

[@Thardunkichud]

That's such a great idea!

[@josephvanwyk2088]

I like the honesty in Theo - down to earth comedy, out ranks the other ego-maniacs that think the're funny. gg

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

But how come on every podcast with tb he’s always hitting on Bobby’s gf?

[@johnnie543]

@Soccerguru Make no mistake, if you don't think I'm a cayuute tute waiting to get banged out, you got another thing coming, bubbas!!

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

johnson543 I cracked a girl open and cleaned her out on Friday #yass

[@Morale_Booster]

"Let's go back and listen to that dog" hahahaha

[@CTRL_F]

Imagine your child is a train.

[@jackpeters4930]

Duck man this dude has done so much for so many people he might not know it but he has made me laugh in times when it’s been next to impossible. Hope u somehow stumble upon this but if u don’t that’s just fine. Gang!

[@kasiecastleberry]

2020: "The year we split a viagra with another white man just before we split a piece of Nicorette.. with a lady.. down by a drainage canal." 😑🙏🏿 PTL

[@anotheryoutube3179]

😂🙏

[@michaelbest4857]

Lol IKR

[@BUFF121190]

Praise god!

[@lancejames7072]

Why did you use black hands when you’re a white lady? Get outta the castle berry that shit is simply for the birds. ‘Get it together’

[@anotheryoutube3179]

@@lancejames7072 oh golly 😂😂

[@sidsorenson5977]

And then you fall asleep on the couch and your wife goes to bed without you😂😂

[@cormachealy5875]

Just wanna say I listen to every episode u put out there and they really brighten up my day you probably won't see this but I just wanna say thanks for being u love all the way from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@theunkillable1000]

6:35 lmao Theo with the Country Time reference.

[@chazzbangerz]

Theo got that OLD soul. Man's 80 years old but only lived 40 of em. Bless him. Onwards.

[@Thanos916]

"You know when you'd see somebody doing a piggy back for no reason."

[@ChancellorMarko]

...."shaking ur hand for a full minute"😅

[@twork]

We'd all forget about 2020 if Theo, Duncan, and Rogan all did a podcast together.

[@cringeworld1824]

Dark hands tickling a fat cop is the motto for 2020

[@ScoundrelSFB]

I live in Seattle, and that whole thing with the Marine impersonating an mariners fan.... I lost my shit. I was tickled pink. Keep going Theo, your making the days brighter during these dark times.

[@haideralibd]

These solo ones are so poetic! Love these.

[@ruben_certified1019]

Congrats on 600k Theo gang.

[@collinkeahey1]

Just wanna say thanks for the inspiration Theo.! You’ve shown us what else comedy can be and shown us humility that no doubt gives your viewers the strength to dare to be a little bit different.

[@2phonedruwop]

"Shoving chips in its smoke stack" Theo has unbelievable cadence and word selection, god bless your soul etc.

[@justintheodorou]

Theo putting out that Corvid Collection Cup

[@deafman5680]

The way he said octopus 😂😂

[@lizl2432]

"I started a fire outside of an abandoned Toys 'R' Us, you can see some snap- chats of my work".... that killed me 🤣

[@grantl3040]

Semper fi, from camp lejeune! Me and my fellow marines love the podcast Theo

[@lopezaldana7]

Yut

[@adambaldwin258]

Stay safe and God bless you all💖🇺🇸

[@claytonstrong6045]

If you find your home in Tennessee and come back to your studio in LA, does that mean no current updated TPW & KATS? I enjoy listening to you & is hate to not hear new content from you weekly..but you’ve gotta live your life & do what’s right for you. Love bro. Gang gang

[@nandakumar8936]

Very alt Theo vibe this episode. Playing tracks more than once. Listening to the dog twice.

[@camfox5187]

"Imagine coming home one day and that train is HIGH AS FUCK, just shoving chips in it's smoke stack"😂👌

[@djphoenix6131]

Lol “don’t do an 8 ball, don’t even do a 6 ball “ 😂😂even though a 6ball would be bigger

[@sampledger5]

Gang Gang Aint nothin but a thang

[@1coldboy]

facts son

[@shorecyclist]

Being a Marine or a Mariners are both tough. Either way, we all need to chill out sometimes and be happy someone wants to take the time to talk to us. Love the show, Theo.

[@RosettaVega]

The song at the end made me cry. A lot.

[@ManuelHernandez-uu2ls]

You were on point today GG

[@Ghostwolf173]

Can't wait for the Sat. Morning toons...featuring Theo! @16:44

[@smartz565]

you're hilarious man .. love this podcast 😂

[@wepzuk6730]

GET THAT HITTER!

[@LionelMessi-cc7ck]

Protestors' job application got me dying😂💯 love you man

[@airsoftphil96]

Theo plus Lewis capaldi equals best podcast ever

[@wreedshupeii2997]

That starburst hitter had me dying brother. Long live the Rat King

[@kartiknambiar4708]

Love from India, Mumbai Keep going Theo.. you got this 😍💸

[@Zara_Brown]

I'm doing good thanks boi. Donated to your fundraiser. Gang gang baby ✌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤

[@platinumbrick6]

You live in Dallas? 😛

[@fitnessfrank83]

Why would he need money? Isnt he like famous or something....

[@Zara_Brown]

@@fitnessfrank83 the money isn't for him, it's for underprivileged kids. Perhaps click the link and read it. Theo just set it up.

[@fitnessfrank83]

@@Zara_Brown listen.... you neeeeed a PUMpp... youuu neeeeed to stop buttering your biscuit.... its time... its time for you to make the ULTIMATE decision... pUMP it up..... or shut it UP!

[@tstreet5331]

On point as always! Thank you for putting in the time for all of us fans. Greatly appreciated, gang gang

[@VIVsVeiws]

I also only heard the dog asking for my help 🤣🤣 I watch Theo with my Bong ablaze to match the energy

[@Darker.Outlook]

"now imagine that train.. is HIGH AF, in your living room" You couldnt think of any substitute for marijuana in that analogy.. and now im here I am. A train, high af, thinkin bout high trains in my basement. Love you tho, gang gang.

[@Orphan-mh6db]

FEELING like i be gaining and losing it all by the end of the day , if ur feeling like not being here anymore im sending you a hug my friend. i got use to feeling bad and thats why im still here

[@TrustableGuy]

Very nice episode of the theo von chronicles. Thank you brother

[@trelambert3158]

How is the saddest song in the summertime beat? It sounds like the music they play when they put you on hold at the suicide hotline

[@rebecca7410]

The Evan Bartells song was BEAUTIFUL. I will be checking his music out. His voice reminded me of Ryan Adams

[@andystarz7936]

Isnt this the intro to watchmen?

[@rebecca7410]

@@andystarz7936 ooh I don't know, but I love that graphic novel :). I'll have to have a Google and see if that music is on the film

[@andystarz7936]

Nope just checked. Bob Dylan "these times they are a changing"

[@rebecca7410]

Oh wow, and I'm a huge Dylan fan too, so can't believe I missed that. Thanks for checking :). I'll have to put Blood on the Tracks or Nashville Skyline on later today to attone 😂

[@andystarz7936]

It's going to drive me nuts until I figure out where I've heard that song before

[@kellycallahan5770]

Brilliant opening. Love it!

[@ChancellorMarko]

This was the funniest episode yet..... Stay right where ur at Theo🙏

[@MEANTTOVENT]

When I don’t know what to say, this man says it . Gang

[@JSorb]

Nick - you should add the hyperlink of the advertisement during his reads. Just .02 homie!

[@kermitthefrog9719]

Theo you truly are a gift from god! Thanks for everything homes

[@irisheyes2161]

Nashville loves you Theo!

[@Palentir]

Theo Von and Anthony Green are my two favorite humans on earth. I love them,

[@robertd.sullivan8149]

Happy to see David Goggins Can’t Hurt Me in that stack of books behind Theo. #stayhard gang gang

[@haeterrr7511]

People who watch this, are like "who watches this!?"

[@chrisbradford1039]

Keep on keepin on brotha...feel like you are a friend I havent met yet..be good to yourself