Perspective Gadget | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@jamiehall-hanlon3104]

Damn Theo, you seemed really really happy this episode

[@jennylyons57]

Love u bro and all episodes I’m goin way back I know but I love ya

[@thereelangler2391]

These podcasts are linguistically extravagant.

[@royeaston6067]

Indubitably

[@silentsilent4601]

It's like you're in that Lavish Language Lane. That, That... Creative Conversation College... That White boy Ebonics!

[@ericboreen4040]

Compositionally exquisite.

[@sheepdog916]

Slingin Dem 16 inch HPs

[@Star-xq4tp]

verbablly vivacious for voluntary vixens

[@immabigkidnow1]

Why does Theo’s impression of what the corona virus sounds like kinda sounds like Bobby Lee lmaooo

[@hw8140]

Bobby Lee looks like coronavirus feels. Trust me, I've had it.

[@jordangallemore]

@@hw8140 gonna call bullshit

[@jarretthowey7034]

Was thinking Deliah

[@emptyeauation1627]

@@jordangallemore 2nd and 3rd that

[@joshr6966]

@@jarretthowey7034 exactly!! I thought the same. 😂

[@Jessicatalley22]

I love how his brain just works on a whole other level.

[@AxxLAfriku]

ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big KZbinr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid jessica

[@The_dude94]

@Logan Mccoy seems like it. I think its funny so he gets a pass. Anybody else would get muted immediately.

[@az9498]

He’s quick at coming up with some hilarious analogy’s and can really paint a picture with words 🎨 📣

[@jomobass7]

What word best describes this so called "level" you mention!

[@TheJumperYT]

Joe DeVito probably like an acorn or some shit

[@icehouse113]

"Probably one of top 3 organs I think... overall".... holy mother of hell, almost sprayed my morning coffee all over the place.Greetings from Sweden... love the work, keep it up and take care...

[@ucevrim]

theo drops specials every week.

[@Laremy]

cevrim big facts

[@AlexanderLorenzoVideo]

Facts, he’s the best in the game.

[@joeshite]

For real

[@anglerandy5736]

He stays special

[@kicksalot7214]

I wonder if he writes some of it all of it or none at all. All improv would be sick.

[@ISOCZAR]

Theo looks like he keeps the 'Rona in a shed behind his house as a pet and feeds it table scraps

[@yeslek]

I have a sometimes ritual: waking and baking, then holding my laughter in as long as I can while watching Theo. I made it until he said chicken pox came from hugging a chicken too long. My cackle echoed in my kitchen. Thank you.

[@yeslek]

Then 'Veranchela' got me

[@SpellCheckBot]

How the fuck did you not crack at 3:15??

[@ffSleepy]

Yess

[@StanHowse]

Hahaha! I do the same thing in the mornings, except for holding in the laughing. Coffee, Weed, and Theo.

[@forrestpowell786]

Same

[@ripley2995]

The lil Shine concert we have together at the top of this show is the bomb. Always looking forward to shine with you Theo

[@AlexanderLorenzoVideo]

Cait always cheers up my mood.

[@backn5713]

Me: hope my Monday morning is a hitter My Monday morning: hitter

[@K-daz]

Yo it's late afternoon out here in europe still dope

[@brianramirez8255]

That Grey block on deck

[@jordanescorcio2802]

"Lil Derrick ain't even had a biscuit in a month!! .. well get em a biscuit thEN. " 😂😂😂😂

[@BennLuvsYou24]

“The second you start expecting the government to take care of you, you’ve already lost.” -TheoVon2020 Truer words have never been spoken

[@paradoxthe4ever101]

Theo looks like the pastor that failed pastor school

[@kaminsod4077]

That rebellious Reverend

[@ollie121yeah]

That Vicar Hitter

[@nena505]

That mangy monk

[@direwolfmusic]

That no account nun knocker

[@jjhg]

Saul in the front, Samson in the back

[@ancientfuture9690]

"A sleeveless turtleneck" 😂😂😂

[@fahqinurmouf]

"me and my boy, 'Summerall', RIP.....ya know....he aint dead, but he was never really %100 alive"

[@robertlawler1387]

If everyone was supposed to be infected I would take Theo's hit,just so he could stay in front of that mic. Best one man podcast in the game.

[@quill444]

Using a Black Sharpie, let's all write "DNR: Please save my ventilator for Theo" on our chests! - j q t -

[@jzthesavage]

Robert Lawler he said he would do the podcast with the virus 😭😭

[@TheBlackSheepDiaries]

100% bro. This old fart would take the hit for him, swear to gawd. Gimme that hitter!

[@quill444]

I'd give THEO all *three* of my lungs! - j q t -

[@mjpalumberi1]

Gang bruh

[@richh.359]

"They said an animal has it, THEY SAID AN ANIMAL HAS IT!" at that moment I knew this was going to be a great episode. Thank you theo for helping us get through this!!

[@anglerandy5736]

That crown virus 👑 tiger kinf

[@Max-zr7hr]

Theo looks like he tells officers he doesn't need a driver's license because he's just travelling.

[@whatitisnt8270]

right to travel. Google it. it's real people

[@Rogersensei93]

Lol Theo breaking down Louis was true and hilarious. "I can't tell if he's amused by himself, repulsed... or proud."

[@forrestpowell786]

Theo looks like a bartender at a gay bar that pretends to be gay to get bigger tips

[@wilfredhopsin4840]

👍👌

[@MrOvlov02]

no

[@az9498]

He’s definitely pretending to be a guy that’s in the closet but keeps peeking out every once in a while. I believe it’s just part of his brand what a funny character lol

[@vinny5638]

@@az9498 Right? Nice catch, the funniest example of this is his "when im 70 i might be gay who knows son" bit lmao

[@portlandsamber]

Nailed it.

[@michaelcantwell711]

I don't think I could ever explain how much the podcasts that you do keep me going . Your comedy too, thank you brother for everything you do.

[@TIMIMPALA420]

Theo sounds like somebody that hasn’t paid taxes since 2006

[@icanfartloud]

Lol, more like someone who didn't know there were taxes.

[@GG-vw3bp]

taxes are theft btw

[@matguerra333]

Shit that's me son! #darkartstilidie

[@47Libra]

Theo is an absolute savage when it comes to word construction.

[@jomobass7]

yeah sure, if your 13 years old,

[@47Libra]

You’re ^

[@eodico]

@@jomobass7 you're*

[@ShannonsSon]

it's 3am i just noticed theo is a real life version of shaggy from skoobydoo

[@jacksoncook5869]

"Ya you can keshia!" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@raulbaltazardiaz21]

Give me a like if you want Theo to portray Ruth Langmore’s long lost cousin in Ozark. It would be freaking awesome to see him arrive in a lifted Ford Bronco

[@seancrutcher525]

Ruth is freaking hot.my favorite character on that show

[@jimmytran5971]

Lifted with the old school super swampers

[@cag1]

omg, Theo & Ruth would be rocking the Ozarks :-D

[@Ratchman_5000]

Hell yeah. He's got the accent already so.

[@rosebud7283]

I'm cooped up in the house like everyone else watching YT, I get up go to the bathroom and I here all this talk and I don't understand the language and I'm start talking to myself, asking wtf is this shit. Here I am stuck on the channel, loving it and baking lemon bread just as you are talking about cooking! Too funny and very real!!! love it! I just lost my dear Mom and you took me away for a little bit!

[@dt-hf8vz]

good way to start the morning. i look forward to the intro song a lot too.

[@Crazyfool12]

I was belting that shit out this morning in the truck listening to this thing. Love that song

[@amandahosea8403]

Mom walked in the kitchen while i was wippin up some grilled cheeses and chili and said WTF ARE YOU LISTENING TO?... I says THE RAT KING BABY!! -GANG GANG

[@brianalvarado3580]

Theo: "I was in love with this Girl so I moved back home...actually I was just afraid that she was banging other people and I got scared"

[@brandonlowman1934]

😂😂 the depth

[@Guy-ez]

Can’t overstate how much better this makes my Monday morning at work

[@harleyspencer5464]

Theo looks like a straight tiger king

[@cessily89]

Haha noooo ! Theo’s “party in the back” might need an intermission?

[@bigphatty5298]

He didn't make his own music.

[@brandonlittle5377]

I bet he worked for Joe exotic for a summer and gave up on his dream of being tiger prince when asked to make sweet love to him so tried his luck in comedy. So we all owe Joe exotic for giving us all "The Rat King " #gang gang

[@letsstartsomeshit7439]

Theo looks like he would offer you 50 cent for a cigarette outside 7/11.

[@brianm5563]

A 50 Cent CD for a cigarette.

[@docjohnson1]

Fair value just above market

[@QUFOSR]

or $2 in Australia

[@letsstartsomeshit7439]

@@docjohnson1 yes...barely. lol

[@letsstartsomeshit7439]

@@QUFOSR ...really?

[@Palentir]

Theo looks like the kinda guy who knows a secret he cant tell, and it’s killing him....

[@gino1802]

Wassup fam.. we got the same name. Your middle name wouldn't happen to be Angel? 😂😂

[@Palentir]

It is lol, you got two middle names? It says Gino on your account too

[@curtislepper9254]

Corona would look like Chris D'elia (Cdel-19)

[@tart8228]

But shorter and Chinese

[@floridaman2331]

Lol Fuck Chris Delia

[@gking407]

If Theo was the common cold virus then D’Elia would definitely be the rona

[@comfortsnail6342]

People in this thread talking ill of the leader shall be sent to do chores forevermore

[@ollie121yeah]

Theo looks like a man who used to work at a tanning bed shop and sell smoothies, but now he does funny words.

[@kommish77]

nah

[@peterholland2010]

Bruh when Theos vibing out to shine by Bishop Gunn I feel that for real

[@ben_3256]

This is the most uplifting, silly, funny, & thought provoking podcast out there. Goddamn, it makes my day every time. Theo has such a great way of explaining things and making you think about things. Much Love.

[@JSorb]

That domino’s thin crust hitter tho! Gang bruh. Beacon of light and laughter in these weird times.

[@MrOvlov02]

thin crust no

[@MM-mq9xj]

Yessirrrr

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

You can get it WHEELS! And who stull roller skates!? Hahah 😂😂

[@joshblack4407]

All the calls are actually one dude but just a really good voice impressionist.

[@mesomeone8684]

"It's our responsibility to take care of ourselves" THANK YOU! 🙌🏾

[@jomobass7]

Southern right wing conservative shit slips out

[@somebodysomeone8213]

Americans with a spine

[@thewayofpeace814]

I like the way he words things. I feel like hes no bull shit and is trying to word things the only way he knows how. Respect.

[@CM-vx8xm]

Gang on....he is real as real gets

[@broncos915]

His lil pigeon arm 😂 🐦

[@Btn1136]

💀

[@Chipadychuck]

“Welcome to hide and go seek 2020 “- Theo Von 2020

[@stephenkeppel5765]

Having Theo on Monday mornings is the only thing that feels normal right now.

[@forrestpowell786]

Fr

[@nicktumi]

"Someone got chicken pocks from hugging chickens for too long" lmao

[@jasmineandazolaupliftsinth7039]

Lil Derrick ain't had a biscuit in a month! Well get em a biscuit then! 🤣🤣 I love the humor mixed with seriousness. We need that humor, more then ever. Thanks Theo, hope you and yours are safe.

[@FernRedGaming]

We need "THEOretically his-story" Where he covers his own recount and opinions of how historic events played out. E.g. The story of Jesus, someone put some bad acid in the water supply

[@FernRedGaming]

@@kjm0677 it needs to be done Theo tho, I wouldn't do it justice 😩

[@matguerra333]

In a cartoon for sure. I agree

[@noname-ni1qt]

@@FernRedGaming lmao dude i feel this. I always come up with amazing ideas for OTHER people..

[@shawnward9061]

That title dummy fire 🔥😂

[@FernRedGaming]

@@shawnward9061 thanks man, I thought it was gold too 😂 I can just see him saying it like that aswell ahah

[@evilequinox1833]

Thanks for the positivity today I really needed it brother. I love you man take care of yourself.

[@Tnuttycomedy]

"They said an animal has it"... Well, good morning to you too.

[@dadams9158]

Kind of weird that its tigers that have it since tigers are all in the news now . Because of all stupid Tiger shows about money, greed, and drugs. Think about that. Tiger Exploitation. Tigers lives matter.

[@whatifitoldyou3579]

@@dadams9158tony "tige"r Epstein on tiger island

[@supremeaction9026]

“You runnin Hot Pie Brotha” 😂😂

[@thebiglaskowskiakatheother4147]

Made it to 41:55 before I got to work this morning, and my usual case of the Mondays was preemptively struck down. That Gender Neutral Mullet Missile strikes again! Thank you, Skibro. Gowno Gangow!

[@FrostedClarinet]

It’s weird that I like watching Theo go off at the end to the songs right? Always in the zone and it makes my day

[@mesomeone8684]

I wake up looking forward to these. Thanks bruh, gang gang. 🙃

[@pimanxtra]

I’ve seen 171 episodes and you still shock me, that intro blew my mind, laughed a confused laughter my brain stood at ease, thanks again to you, my friend, for doing what you are suppose to be doing

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Theodores next special intro: the entire theatre starts singing “shine” by Bishop Gunn!!!

[@dustinmurphy82]

LMFAO. "RIP! I mean he's not dead but he never really was all the way alive" YESSS

[@christopherernst7408]

Theo, you ARE that good at comedy, but not cocky, and THAT'S why we all love you (re: Louis CK)

[@AlexanderLorenzoVideo]

Theo’s “Gay Man” impression sounds just like his Kris Humphries impression. 🤣🤣

[@mattallan6338]

Haha big baby talking bout kris Humphries was gold,reminded me of the prince chappele skit

[@AlexanderLorenzoVideo]

Matt allan that podcast was so funny 🤣

[@mattallan6338]

@@AlexanderLorenzoVideo haha classic man,in my top 3 for sure

[@TwoFingerSaloute]

Theo is looking healthier now with the virus out there than he ever has!

[@bsiegel001]

Looks like he's got a couple of needed lbs added to him.

[@doortech8227]

Talking about his blood as soup: "You don't know whether you Bulya based or if you've been Stroggin' off!" Man this boy is a freelance poet in his everyday speech. Love you Theo! GANG

[@maxorme3842]

Love how theos go to gay name is Allen 😂😂

[@FTWinnick]

That intro song puts me in such a great mood gang

[@michaelbarton7615]

Hands down the best thing anybody has ever said: "I got one of them kill it yaself kits where they send you the meat and you get to stab it a few more times"

[@CodyAnderson333]

That Louis CK special was gold. It was so true to him and so damn funny. I'm glad he's back.

[@BigKashGrab]

Everybody that calls in sounds like they came from the same town.. the same town wherever theo is from

[@enginmarr]

42:10 "R.I.P, bro, he's not dead.. but he's you know... he never really was like.... a 100% alive" -Theo Von

[@dadams9158]

Spectacular advice for the 19-year-old pizza delivery guy. In this day and time, he is a hero. Young people need encouragement in what feels like end times. Gainesville Ga is the next town over from me. Dude realize what you are doing , you are out in the danger zone delivering food people need. Work up a side hustle, deliver other stuff, like milk or peanut butter. Query your customers, see what they need, spark a deal. Make money where you can or give your charity when needed.

[@zezty4295]

Thanks for still coming through on Mondays during these times Theo.we love ya spreading laughter and your words of wisdom is helping people more than you may know.

[@seifamgad9568]

Man we're lucky to have this podcast

[@fosslee2331]

He reminds me of daddy squidbilly. And what's even funnier is that he's inside a recording radio studio Lol.

[@rjmdnw6343]

Decent.

[@Star-xq4tp]

Theo: "whadya gonna do Amazon Prom?" Jeff Bezos: *eyes grow wider and starts brainstorming

[@Ronnie-yy7sl]

I don't usually disagree with you Theo but when it comes to my missing almonds I'm 100% blaming the government

[@Ashwellx]

I love how the callers say "It aint that bad cuz it aint got me yet" lol..

[@quincyseis813]

Theo speaking that truth! “The moment you expect the government to start taking care of you “🚀 !!!!” You’ve already lost Cat Daddy.”

[@base99498]

Bet Theo has a pet name for most wildlife “Perry the pigeon” lmfao

[@Chris-ly9uh]

Time to get a hit of the rat king, hope you are all keeping safe 🐀👑

[@haydenmarshall3175]

When Theo said Skip Bo he brought out a part of my childhood I forgot existed

[@cessily89]

“Yeah you can Keisha!” Lol ridiculous

[@kasiecastleberry]

Anointed AF. Love love love, bruth.

[@funkstauzz]

AAF.

[@kasiecastleberry]

@@funkstauzz 1. Msg me pls and ty. 2. I bought the Louis CK special last night 😑... Check my yt uploads, I'll make it public for a little bit, then change it back to unlisted. Shit issss... FAF. Fa.. Fa.. Fafa.... Fafafa.. Fafafafafafa. f.

[@andrepakadr.rofllmao]

Theo talkin about staying connected while talking to voice mails. We need that live call in action.

[@RefineIrony]

"When I was younger, they had more less sneaky diseases...(more-less)" -Theophilus Vonnegut Ω

[@se4949]

more diseases that were less sneaky

[@hw8140]

Never have I needed this hitter more.

[@marcoszavala5604]

First thing I am doing when lockdown is lifted, is going to a bar order me the biggest beer they have on draugh and play this song on the jukebox for @theovon

[@hoperodarte9886]

You make me smile and laugh Theo. I'm so glad there are people like you on this earth. 👏

[@1upSTARS]

Theo is doing the worst nextell chirp impression of all time :D I Love it. I feel like 99% of people watching this dont even know what he's talking about but it's hilarious. That chirp would always interrupt whatever important conversation you were having. I Dont know how to reproduce that sound with my mouth either lol

[@AustinKloud]

Theo looks like Patrick Swayze’s stunt double on the film Donnie Darko.

[@camilomoreno4908]

I’ve come back and rewatched the intro of this specific podcast many times. Thank you Theo for always being there even if it’s only on KZbin

[@sacequeensny5311]

Yo Theo SALUTE Bro, this past weekend is the cure for the Corona blues!! Hahahaaaaaa GanG GanG

[@AbstractRyan0912]

Back with another HITTER, much love Theo

[@Operation3Sixty]

I wonder how these callers are doing a year later. Theo should call them and catch up because this was right in the beginning of covid

[@nathanjualin2118]

"I put all the parts in there and pretended it was ok" you cant tell me you haven't done this before in your life when you broke something lmao

[@brycesnowden4176]

Doesn’t get better than jammin to some shine on me with Theo

[@RobustCarrotFarmer]

listening to theo talk about whatever while trippin on that cambo acid is something else

[@LookAtYouShine]

Theo, I am a huge fan of yourself, this podcast, and everything you do. Please, once this quarantine is over, I would love to see you bring on Nick Thune. I believe your energies would intertwine beautifully. Much love

[@taylormcclenny1416]

Mickey sounds like Steebee Weebee with new lungs. Much love! Gang, gang!

[@nathankelly6947]

Theo makes me laugh even when I don't want to.

[@frayed3nds]

Shout out to Kenneth in Gainesville, GA at around 57:00.. I have the same name, live in Gainesvegas also, and we get Domino's from Oakwood on the regular. Don't feel like a bum at only 19, you deliver some pipin' hot hitters and they are appreciated! You're just getting started. Money/status/not "feeling like a bum" like you said, whatever... just remember HAPPY. Do something that you enjoy. Shine that light.. on yourself! And figure out what you wanted to say to Theo and call back. Get it out so you can be answered with the deep linguistic enormousness and wisdom of the Rat King! Keep onward, fellow Kenneth.

[@adamwuest3958]

"Rip to my boy summerall, he's not dead or nothing he was just never 100% there" 😂☠