Cold Beach | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo is back with another solo episode. He talks about his recent shows in the midwest, tour bus etiquette, golden horses, crashing his dad’s car as a kid, and more. He also answers some of your voicemails, including one from a fan who made a romantic mistake with his cousin.
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[@yaipr12pr40]

"31$ hotel, all you can sleep" , it's been 1 minute and he's already being legendary

[@clipcityusa]

“And I prayed for them people afterward, I did my part” 😂😂😂

[@amandabaehman5151]

I fell OUT 😂😂😂

[@issacclark13]

Bro i was like , “what?? 😂”

[@bryant1187]

Lol love Theo he’s a pimp

[@Jerkinator69]

I died laughing 😂

[@The777Connor]

I bought one of the “Be Good To Yourself” hoodies. A random lady came up to me and said thank you. She needed to see that. Thanks Theo for spreading a great message! And for being so damn funny🤣

[@rachelhouse9386]

I've had the same experience when I've worn my t-shirt. Love it. Love this man!!! Theo is a GIFT.

[@RockyRMR]

That damn near brings a tear to my eye. I love Theo!

[@borisdorofeev5602]

Imagine the people who will come up too you when you buy the "pleasure yourself" hoodies.

[@The777Connor]

@@borisdorofeev5602 🤣☠️

[@scratchy3861]

That is actually cool as fuck

[@CamRaven52]

I like the solo podcast, because Theo doesn't even try to pretend to act normal. He just lets go. I think what Theo needs instead of guests is just a producer with a mic that laughs at his jokes and speaks more often.

[@Lolalee73]

👍🏼 I agree, someone like the booth boys @ YMH would be such a treat for Theo to bounce things off of etc. Great Idea !!

[@derekjenkins801]

Dibs

[@jnelnormeda4292]

Say

[@jnelnormeda4292]

He's excellent at both

[@Magnicifent]

Amen brother 🙏🏻

[@ryleelamson3172]

Theo is the most unhinged yet inspirational human being and I love it

[@bardsamok9221]

He's inspirational. "The most unhinged human" is not exactly fair or accurate. Original and unique, yes. Inspirational, yes, in no small part for reason of being original, unique and a great example of what we need more of in this world.

[@HartJon282]

@@bardsamok9221 I think she meant unhinged as in a creative way not necessarily a mental stability. Or how I choose to see it at least.

[@ryleelamson3172]

@@HartJon282 You get it

[@HartJon282]

@@ryleelamson3172 we got u (:

[@kmarks7194]

Rylee you sure are goodlookin! God Bless ya

[@tobygoodman9134]

"If you walk into a family reunion, you shouldn't walk out there with some chicks number bro", got me laughing so hard. Theo is the man.

[@jessgirr1728]

Solo Theo feels so cozy to me 💗

[@S_Patty0331]

Oh you’re telling me!

[@Freemouse159]

110% beats guest episodes!

[@TransTrump]

I like to talk to myself but to do it coherently for 2 hours is difficult to say the least. I wouldn't do it.

[@jacquelinekabugo-raderson1878]

It's like he's just chatting with you 😄

[@chrisbaba12]

Going through a separation with my fiancé. My daughter will be 1 next month. Theo, you’re about the only thing getting my through the days. Also, your influence has me 8 days sober. We love you man, thank you

[@dirtybubbles_gaming]

Tough times. You got it bro. One day at a time. Im close to 2 years sober if you ever need to talk.

[@chrisbaba12]

@@dirtybubbles_gaming thanks brother

[@cliffordperalta2003]

The only job you have at the end of the day is to be a good dad to that baby. Women come and go but your children are there forever.

[@chrisbaba12]

@@cliffordperalta2003 absolutely, she’s my world

[@jaimeg9058]

I’ve been through something similar, brother. Stay strong. Gang.

[@Trapmint]

I’ve been going through it lately and this pod makes me feel at home and actually happy! Gang gang thanks bruh

[@kylieshaye6562]

Me too man. We're gonna make it. Theo never fails to lift my mood also. Hope the easier days are coming soon for you bruh.

[@kevinmiller2865]

Gang brother. Theo cares about his fans, and it shows in slot of his earlier episodes. The fan calls were unmatched and always seemed to help me through some real life shit.

[@kevinmiller2865]

@@kylieshaye6562 hope your days get easier queen. We will get through. Lost my dad in March and it's still not getting better. Chin up beautiful!

[@kylieshaye6562]

@@kevinmiller2865 shit thats honestly my biggest fear in life. Rest in peace to your dad. Hope you find peace one day.

[@Trapmint]

@@kylieshaye6562 thanks you too🙌🏾

[@sapphire962]

Really enjoy watching Theo, never fails to make me smile

[@kylieshaye6562]

Subbed. You have some pretty interesting videos. Keep it up man.

[@Chris-sv8ty]

Theo posts a podcast after a long day of work you bet your ass I'm watching 😛

[@JeffD726]

Every guest pod, every episode , every clip… I think to myself, is he REALLY gonna get my 🐐 with another delish’ one-liner…. AND HE DOES.

[@charlesoliviera]

Theo is not only one of the best people in comedy due to his talent, but because he's such a genuine soul. Gang gang.

[@dylanharmon424]

I swear I have never laughed this hard in the first 15 mins of anything not even a comedy special. 😂 “they ain’t even no white horses in the darn thing” 😂

[@clevermissfox]

Stack of calenders and lungs and heart ❤️

[@jessegrivois7717]

I prayed for those people i did my part

[@paulj6805]

"someone comes in and you're hanging out the bottom of a damn mountain lion bruh? ...you gonna get a high five from me."

[@sarcastanaut]

I love the solo shows when Theo's just free-forming.

[@jeremydaley3748]

“Im not judging you, im just saying…everybody else is going too”😂🤣😂🤣

[@funkmasterkirk]

The best podcast. Theo’s stories are unmatched.

[@zakb4198]

You immediately got me with “Gum fights back when you try to eat it”

[@mastercracc6810]

Theo feels like one of those badass uncles that always has the best stories

[@TransTrump]

That uncle is treated badly by the rest of the family now. Jealous of his financial freedom and no autistic kids at home.

[@anisa1747]

Theo is that weird crush you can’t explain 😂

[@batfink274]

hahahaha! he so is

[@TransTrump]

I like his harmless vibe. Trustworthy.

[@HashtagBC]

Your insight into 4 legged animals being a connected circuit to the earth and being part of life itself not just living in it but living it. You don't give yourself enough credit Theo you are one of the great philosophers of our time, no doubt, in your unique quest for understanding we all have the pleasure of sharing with you. If we all connect with one another like you connect with yourself we'd have no problems.

[@thegnosticalien]

“Can you Google the rule of thumb when it comes to incest?” “Umm.. yeah I can Google that” 😂😂😂

[@Thedynamicjew]

Hahaha

[@LongWalkHome141]

I came across Theo yesterday for the first time on KZbin ...yea ...a Slow 73 year old man and I never laughed so HARD ...that Laugh that comes from deep inside .... a Pryor /Carlin/ Burr / Robin Williams kind of LAUGH and this guy shoots from the HEART ...as REAL as you get ....and SMART. I really Feel Blessed comin across this guy ....funny I know ... Roy from Canada

[@dontwannabefound]

I just love how humble, approachable, funny, unpretentious, outrageous, all at once - incredible.

[@johnlenz420]

love the solo casts theo, you inspire me to keep uploading and creating music and humaning

[@JAYBRNZ]

Just another late-night delight from the prince of subtle hints

[@S_Patty0331]

Good one!!😂

[@jacquelinekabugo-raderson1878]

😂✌🏾

[@Jump-2-the-moon]

Him roasting the kangaroos was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a minute.

[@rburke1017]

Babies popping out their weiner hole😂😂😂😂

[@JJJJ-dc3np]

"kids build a sand cop car with a sand father being put into the sand cop car" - That hits 1 trillion original thoughts for Theo by my count. TPW episodes alone account for half a trillion. The man is a genius.

[@corbenk]

Theo and Eminem. Are some lyricists. ^this bot bullwinkle ain’t right. I was all stoked Theo replied and you won some special edition shirt for finding one of the best lines in the cast.

[@cadosampson3538]

@@corbenk theo and eminem would be the greatest collab

[@johnhumphries6084]

I’ve been listening to Theo since he had 10k subs, this was the funniest one yet in my opinion, or maybe I just needed a laugh more then usual today. If you read these comments, we appreciate you Theo.

[@Kate_08]

I agree

[@zwecal07]

Same

[@TheHungarianHustler]

Mate, this episode is off the charts 👏

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

"All You Can Sleep". Theo and the gems that fall out of him like he IS the best of pirate booty! ♥️

[@micahl8857]

@@mosval9383 No, it’s spam, likely a virus. Just report it for spam so others don’t get tricked

[@Erie685]

My dude drops a video at 2am EST and i respect it

[@crypticalenvelopment]

Theo hittin' up that mic with some brain twisting idioms😂

[@williammartin5569]

So funny

[@ChickenTomcat852]

Went full rere this episode lmao

[@jacob3isreal3joseph39]

🤣🤣🤣😁 Theo ...all respect brother. What a gift you have.

[@Nerdemocat]

I love the solo episodes he brightens up my day!

[@amberunthank7209]

This man is a national treasure and must be protected at all cost. Love you Theo and maybe I will see you around Nashville. ❤️

[@MrHoofington]

The bit about pretending to leave the bathroom so you could listen to the valet drop a number 2 made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. Appreciate ya brother.

[@andrewjones1107]

“What’s the yard of a city called?” “A suburb” God I love this man

[@nah3193]

​@@Danno.

[@nah3193]

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[@nah3193]

​@@Danno. b b

[@nah3193]

​@@Danno. h9

[@scottycarreiro9147]

Theo's solo rifts/ podcast are unmatched!!! He got a bright mind and his stories are hilarious regardless if it's true or not lmao

[@bodee5653]

"I prayed for those people, so I did my part". Love me some Von.

[@placidcasual9872]

Theo be out there doing gods work.

[@flower_goddess1279]

Theo makes his stories so relatable. No shame there! Way to go Theo, keep shining your light my son! ❤️🙏

[@MikeLudwig0428]

“He had all the years in him, he was like a damn stack of calendars with a heart and lungs” hahaha

[@spacemarine8289]

Hands down one of the best episodes. You'd think by now the show would be getting stale but Theo is coming on stronger than ever. Everlasting talent with hilarious dialogue coming on like a freight train gang gang!

[@user-xw7eo9rk2l]

Let’s talk I have something for you 🎁🎁

[@mikehawk7404]

Theo always makes me forget what time it is

[@coryspann5774]

This episode was amazing. Theo is truly one of a kind

[@jackmccurdy1153]

Thank you for sharing your beautiful energy with us!! Changing so many peoples lives. All love ❤ Get that Hitter!

[@Samg-gb1tc]

“does that thing have an onlyfans”😂😂

[@ampcurel4971]

I love you Theo, you make me feel so happy in my heart, I can't even explain it man. You're solo episodes are next level. Thank you, stay Awesome!!! 😊

[@bryarh5430]

Thanks for meeting us after the Wichita show, hell of a show brother. Hope you’re doing well

[@interminablyperplexed4903]

The best stand up I've heard in a while was in the the first 6 min & 48 seconds. Original content and perfectly served. Thanks

[@HartJon282]

"No, definitely not first cousins" "Well, I think it depends on what browser you're using." 😂😂😂

[@jamesharrington4502]

This is one of the best solo podcasts he’s done in a while

[@msgigi6310]

I feel like Riley and Zach are Theos living breathing Alexa's 🤣🤣 Riley at his house waiting to tell him tomorrow's weather, sing him songs on demand and wake him up in the morning.

[@Kate_08]

Where’s Riley?

[@renegadeangel13]

idk how the producer isn't dying laughing at the end rant about mother nature. that shit was gold. top 10 podcast rants. theo still doin it. every damn week

[@gregorywilkinson5731]

Love the solo episodes. Keep em coming boo boo

[@flyingo]

I’m SO glad I went to Theo’s first show in Wichita last week. Too many comedians try to tell jokes.. not Theo - he’s one of the best storytellers on the scene these days. Gang gang brother! I will definitely be catching one or two of the Colorado gigs.

[@ViNNYDICEnice]

I wish Theo would talk about his Road Rules/The Challenge experience. That was my first introduction to him and I've loved him ever since!

[@doitforpemdas]

theo you genuinely help me through life. keep being you man. much love

[@kevindclimbing]

"The Last Sex change, The winner gets a sex change. The loser doesn't get their garbage picked up anymore." That is pure comedy gold

[@bengrant1271]

Love these solo podcasts. I really love your authentic self

[@michiganmonsters01]

I just wanna say you're a blessing, It's my 21st birthday and I had to work 14 hours and plus my friend ditched me before I even got out. So I'd say it's been a pretty shitty 21st, but all I had to do was throw on some Theo Von and I'm good. There's no way I can listen to you and not smile

[@valeriefilerelli6794]

Happy belated Birthday !!

[@kmarks7194]

Happy Birthday. Hope you had a good one

[@michiganmonsters01]

I appreciate it y'all, it turned out okay

[@kevincordero6790]

@@valeriefilerelli6794 ikhhihhtk5gnnb,?,jjlllmmyllj

[@avaviviani1524]

He starts talking about something ridiculous then somehow makes it make sense hahahh I find myself going from thinking “whatttt???” to “hmmm well that’s not the most wrong thing” love his brain

[@aaronmitchell7404]

That midnight working crew hitter! Gang Gang y’all

[@solgaveanimalsolutions912]

Love you brother. Your spirit reflects things I need to get through hard days, and also reminds me to stay focused and that we all matter bc of our connection! ❤

[@darthtalon2155]

Theo is one of the few comics that is hilarious even without an audience

[@concealedfornow3342]

Waking up with Theo, makes everything ok. I love you Theo!!!!

[@crookedwiretap89]

Theo seems less happy by himself but I swear this was the hardest I ever laughed at one of his podcasts 😂

[@kevincornhoff4]

Be Good do good see good you good Theo. Truly one of one.

[@seanartman1886]

When he talks about fake leaving the bathroom with the parking lot guy is the funniest shit ever

[@TheOnlyJuann]

Theo would make the PERFECT Radio Host in GTA 6 lmaooo.

[@machtnichtsseimann]

Nuthin' like Hope & Possibility fizzlin' out at: Cold Beach.

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

A stack of calendars with a heartbeat! hahaha Man, I didn't have my Dad growing up, but damn man, my Ma was 24, him, 62! He was a charming, handsome dude though, so I could understand but still! I'd probably been swimming around in there since he was a young American Naval officer during war times!

[@JoseSantos-lk5qu]

Hands down, one of the best pods in a minute.

[@Jackleston]

perfect pod to watch at work while dreaming of making a career in entertainment

[@Pillagingjust4fun...]

Laughter is the best medicine, thank you Dr. Theo

[@olemyu4885]

Watching from Ph 🇵🇭 Stumble on Theo's clips and daaaamn since then I can't stop watching you brotha 👑🐀🙌🏻

[@CarrollBoxing]

The only person I could listen to talk for an hour straight 🙌

[@PracticalParacord]

I'm from Louisiana and this is too accurate. Cold beaches ( Boloxxy Beach ) Gang Gang baby!!!

[@PracticalParacord]

I won for real?

[@joshuaandrewsmma]

In his bag like a cold beer in one of them bags baby. Got that cold sack hitter vibe going on.

[@matthewcallahan4655]

Yessir, love seeing TPW staying strong.

[@cheribreazeale3372]

"Well, first of all, you're at a family reunion bro." 😂 That was the first thing I thought too!

[@TaraLynnElizabeth]

Lol

[@Lehsto]

The rotten beach thing happens in Norway aswell sometimes, especially after theres been big waves

[@Disciple_Jon]

I was crying throught this... I haven't laughed that loud in a while. Onward.

[@harrisonbraica2635]

I’ve been waiting for it all day

[@AnthonyHirsch]

Literally just started listening to the podcast ep on spotify as this uploaded gang gang

[@zackshrigley]

Its going to be a good day. Thanks Theo

[@zacharymartin6591]

Favorite line, “He looks like the guy who gave the gobstopper to Charlie wonka”! Lol😂

[@indigojustice8032]

Theo is the type of guy to surf with floaties on 🏄‍♂️

[@timcinnati4420]

This reminded me of an old one. Laughed out loud many of times

[@Sam-Alexander]

High fructose jellyfish 😂

[@shainebabjeck9403]

Them solo pods just hit different 🎉

[@joshharvin2555]

Thank you Theo for another great podcast!! gang gang

[@cj434]

38:45 "imma go out on a L-imb" 😭

[@slowburn9413]

The fact that theo started the story of Julian Torres by saying “im gonna go out on a limb and say this guy is Mexicano” to later hear he lost both his legs is hilarious

[@falibamse]

These are getting better and better.

[@timothyrusinko8882]

This has got to be one of the best episodes bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@connorrhodes6603]

This was hilarious 🤣 I need to see Liver King on this podcast I just wanna hear Theo going: “dannnggg bruuhhh” to Liver King describing his habits & actions 🤣🤣

[@wendyhodge5550]

Theo Von, this episode is the true meaning of be good to yourself, thank you. ❤️💯

[@danielgavin6442]

"You don't wanna babysit a lava lamp"

[@bloatedcorpse2728]

needed a theo-only episode

[@mirandastarrvaughn8451]

Theo Von is a national treasure. Best Episode in a very long time 🎉

[@theegonzo3325]

Be careful down in Pueblo! Maybe switch that one up y'all! Gotta keep ya boy safe