Characters from Theo Von's Past: Billy Conforto, Mario Rafino, NoDante...

[@TheFighterandTheKidClips]

0:00 - NoDante and His Dreads 0:51 - Quincidence and NoDante 1:31 - Girl with Small Head 2:28 - Kizzy Laront 2:56 - Billy Conforto (RIP) 6:59 - Herbie the Heal Wearer 8:12 - Deaf Kid 9:16 - Theo Loses Virginity (Very Middle eastern) 12:21 - More Billy Conforto 16:14 - “Get in there!” Boy 16:34 - Mr. Ernest (Creepy Video Store Guy) 19:29 - Lawton McKee (Great Disciplinarian) 21:26 - Rollie Coleman (Urban gentleman) 22:27 - Clint (Clit with an N) Had No Arms 23:38 - Mario Rafino (Made Theo Bury His Poop, Also Died via Embankment) 25:38 - Dairy (Put People in that “Hard Scarf”)

[@akpkushkid8386]

The Fighter and The Kid Clips 👌

[@monnomestaaron9495]

It's HEEL* B yagadda do beddur

[@juniorroberts13]

This might be one of the best lists I've ever seen.

[@alexiasebastian1231]

I thought conforto was the gay dude who drove into the embankment. I also thought he was the same dude who made him bury his shit. Someone straighten me out here.

[@juniorroberts13]

@@alexiasebastian1231 BC was the gay dude who drove in to the embankment. He was not the guy that made Theo bury his shit. BC was a good man. A true man. A legend. RIP.

[@josephwebb8026]

RIP Billy Conforto one of the few og's that was left in the game

[@7ftchkn]

@@nom303 The homoerotic Don Flamenco so that's bound to happen.

[@cvandy2252]

There's too many god damn embankments out there in Louisiana, the embankments took Billy!

[@AGfrom83]

Bouuoip buuuoipp

[@doinksinamish5297]

His ability to pinch stupid names out of mid air is actually some comedy genius type shit. And it rolls off the tongue like he’s talking about his best friend. Love it.

[@bori1986]

We need a documentary on Theo's neighborhood

[@TheSpritz0]

100% would be the top rated KZbin video EVER!!!!

[@kalobgautreaux8125]

It wouldn't be that great. Lived there. Sorry to inform. Lol.

[@mariorafino3072]

@@kalobgautreaux8125 I was There, You weren't.

[@packaapunch]

@@mariorafino3072 it was me who was there, and I have never seen you in my life

[@theninjararar]

mm like an animated show maybe

[@wally86_]

" I thought Princess Diana was the Mayor of our town "

[@jsnpojarify]

Lol

[@Boxlogojosh]

I liked the story during a KATS ep, where Theo explained a situation, where one kid in his neighbourhood could only express himself by throwing himself through fences.

[@tinylittlevampire]

Wild Jacob?

[@phamawa]

I just heard him on Rogan talk about a guy with OCD that would lick both his shoulders before speaking. LMAO

[@Cableread1213]

I love the ones where even Theo begins to realize how fucking crazy the description he’s throwing out is and starts cracking up seeing people’s reactions hahaha what a genius

[@waynetables9609]

🤝

[@aresthecloutgod2539]

Brendan Schaub says “not where I’m from” like it’s the hood😂😂 this foo from aurora colorado lmaooo

[@sharplikecheddar2]

I want to like Schaub but everything he does is so cringy.

[@LeroySinclair69]

How did the Homeless Self-Proclaimed Headbutting Champion of the World not make the cut with that one hit sleeper

[@Mikee-js5qp]

Man he was the dude I was looking for too! Maybe Theo ain’t know his name?

[@1o1roman1o1]

"you look like you work at a gay construction company; you look like you sell a bunch of 2x4skins" I haven't laughed this hard since I was a teenager!

[@alprazolamman3759]

They thought he was doing bad magic and beat his ass.

[@mynextcartobuy]

Theo : You look like you work at a gay construction site... You look like you sell 2xforeskins. That cracked me up 🤣

[@Unz360]

Ahh you beat my foreskin to it

[@hardliketissues7463]

Those god damn embankments

[@devon8977]

After finding out billy was real, I belive theo's past entirely

[@Doriamo]

How do you know Billy was real?

[@devon8977]

@@Doriamo he talked to his brother

[@alexiasebastian1231]

I think theo and coco are truthful maybe 50% of the time. Maybe.

[@kinnyg27]

I’m leaning towards that also, pretty sure some of em are made up but he’s not lying about the “strong mom” joke her sons name is Devin Brumfield, plays at Utah now but originally from Covington, LA

[@Freddy_v]

Devon Harris you can’t make shit like this up

[@Max25670]

I can't believe Theo told the Billy Conforto story twice to Brendan, even with the same Punch Out google search lmao

[@sadpeb]

CTE

[@howiehippie6156]

I love the fact that theo von always says "they used to have"

[@stocktonslap209]

"I'll say this"

[@christophernoble76]

that and "we had a guy"

[@eugenecroswell6986]

"id rather my dad have a mental illness then to ever see him in a bike helmet" Theo

[@owenoaks1400]

The shit this guy says man 😂😂

[@rowdybme4584]

he said brain injury. but yeah, lol.

[@spjr99]

"he's actually dead though he drove into an embankment" is how 90% of these people die in these stories lol

[@mississippidiscgolfvlogs6204]

Brumfield is an actual running back commuted to the Utah utes from Covington Louisiana. He ain’t lying bro

[@manuelcastaneda1383]

RIP Billy Conforto

[@luisv.7428]

Brendan really lookin like a gay lumberjack in some of those outfits

[@Blanco_Brad]

On top of sitting in a chair way to small for him. Dude has to sit on his hands

[@slothymango]

I actually know a gay lumberjack, they don't look like Brendan

[@CezaMVO]

Theo is one of a kind

That golden record flying through interstellar space should be just theo von on podcasts

[@BuckfastConsumer]

We need an animated sitcom of his life man. Guys so interesting

[@fotdss1]

I’m waiting for the animated tv show, ‘Growing Up With Theo’

[@phillabong520]

Jack Straw was that a typo or...

[@fotdss1]

Phillabong indeed.. LMAO.

[@podspiracy4916]

EmbankGang bruh. RIP to the big BC.

[@MIAcane23]

“He was running that 2-5 defense in his mouth.” 😂😂😂

[@barbeqube1688]

Rip the our beautiful angel, Billy ❤

[@justinfacer6332]

Found these legit black names. 59) Shaniqua 58) Latoya 57) Laquisha 56) La’Kisha 55) La’Tanya 54) Rohandra 53) Bon’Quisha 52) Sha’Tanya 51) Toprameneesha 50) La’Quishria 49) Bonifa 48) Shataniana 47) Levondia 46) Bufanaquishria 45) La’Quishraniqua 44) Barbeesha 43) Mo’Nique 42) Abduiniana 41) Fo’Landra 40) Kisha 39) Bon’Qui Qui 38) V’Lanta’la’mana’ma’nisha 37) Sha’Nay Nay 36) Tay Tay 35) Da’Quonde 34) La’Trice 33) Deedra 32) Tramicia 31) De’Lanice 30) Ka’Likatifrianiqua 29) Sha’Londria 28) Sha’Quonda 27) Elephantisha 26) La’Quaysha 25) Guuuuuurrrrrrllllll 24) Qua’Lifriaqui’Sha’Niquia 23) Cornbreesha 22) Congratulashayla 21) Barackisha 20) Obamaniqua 19) Koolaidria 18) Spongebobeeshia 17) Clitorisandrea 16) Fa’Nay Nay 15) Comptonia 14) Harlemisha 13) Beetovenice 12) Watermelondrea 11) Cellularphoniqua 10) Unidastazovamerikaaliqua 9) Alejandrisha 8) King’Kong’Quisha 7) Fri’Chickenisha 6) Colla’Greeniqua 5) Grapedrankisha 4) Africanishaniqua 3) Que’Shayda 2)La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiqualiquanice

[@Mrehs9]

My favourite is the half-naked family. "Whole family, no shirts bruh"

[@vansdan.]

Sleeping over the sink 😅

[@sixburgh64ss]

I'd just like to point out that when Theo said his buddy fought dogs Brendan actually reacted as though it was the guy vs the dogs. 🤣🤣 #RIPBillyConforto

[@dagreenflamingo105]

Had a dude back in my hood growing up walking street every day and asking to play and every one said no... his name was me

[@cameronbowlby1022]

2:20- we just gonna breeze over Theo saying he likes traps??

[@djstiles2001]

This the comment I was looking for

[@KewlKid]

Wayne Madden same

[@doughnutholer]

@@KewlKid let's go boys!!!

[@rogermayes3745]

YOOOOO

[@MrLextune]

"He was not able to communicate well about his thoughts or feelings, and so, I just remember, he'd shit, I'd bury it. And that was a lot of our friendship." ... "He was always loud and aggressive; I was passive and had a fucking shovel." ... "I probably buried two-hundred of that man's poops."

[@TheSpritz0]

"They only had six videos and besides that they had shrimp" that killed me right there BOY!!!!!!!!!!

[@amandamcbride256]

Awesome vid!

[@johnnypeepot831]

Theo Von is a national treasure

[@christophernoble76]

global treasure

[@johnathanutahzio8474]

I believe everything Theo says. No one could make this shit up.

[@navajo237]

Don Flamenco looks like Callen! How'd they miss that.

[@CH-so8tn]

Someone should start a GoFundMe to get Brendan a bigger chair to sit in..

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Bushwick Bill....of the Get-to Boys R.I.P.

[@uytdeman]

“He would shit and I would bury it.” “…and that was your friendship.”

[@Arm77NLa]

Dunno about that UFC guy but Theo is very funny

[@filipzugec8346]

Some guy from Theo's neighborhood telling storys "i know one kid Theo Von..."

[@zachweeks299]

Devin Brimfield from Covington, LA plays for Utah. I had to search to see if it was true it is.

[@eoinsweetman9263]

Utah a big team? Help a Euro brother out.

[@tinylittlevampire]

Eoin Sweetman college football. They're usually pretty good

[@eoinsweetman9263]

@@tinylittlevampire thanks.

[@agarsworld7127]

How in the world is there 8 dislikes. Y’all need Jesus

[@connorgeslak8032]

They are talking about sucking dicks and gays. It’s bound that some lefties and mentally ill people are gonna dislike it

[@AndrewD624]

I looked up the running back Broomfield from Louisiana. It legit

[@seedlit__5354]

so both billy conforto and mario rafino drove into embankments??

[@ChaoticComedy]

The Mario Rafino Part 😂

[@mariorafino3072]

I'm Famous!

[@spjr99]

"Deaf Belt" lmaoo

[@aaronswaney5097]

You look like you sell 2x4skins 😂

[@Jiggy609]

crazy part is he's not lying that's really Brumfeld's mom's name

[@samuelj6471]

Wait so Theo knows two guys who both died by driving into an embankment??

[@YoMateItsMEHerbie]

11:43 I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@chrispychicken9614]

2:18 Theo with that Freudian slip.

[@dagreenflamingo105]

8:15-8:25 Theo sounds just like Brad Pitt from inglorious bastards...”by us....by us” In that one speech Pitt does

[@dbag3345]

I think we've got the writer for True Detective Season 4.

[@oscar1hunna]

we had a brother named quincidence in our town

[@HankyDank]

The running back, Brumfield, is at the University of Utah. Kid is a baller too! Straight outta Covington son!

[@Leries0]

14:44 Dude you look like you sell 2×4 skins Hahaha!

[@alexanderlittle9786]

A dude in my high schools name was De'End... apparently it stemmed from the fact that he was the last child to be born in the family. He was a tough dude, about 6'6" and his older brother was the leader of a local black gang according to what people were saying... once he stole a car with some friends and got in a police chase and crashed and he broke both of his legs. But since he was a basketball star with potential his friends took the charges to let him get off scott free... apart from his 2 broken legs, of course.

[@ryu9687]

Bro it’s 4 in the morning. This shit got me dead.

[@AdamBMusic-vz4ee]

You look like You sell 2xForeskins😂

[@ROFO79]

I still live in Covington

[@OAM595]

4:20 Kinda looks like Theo is resting his big ass foot on the table

[@lafudge2929]

Thank you, this made me laugh way harder than it should have.

[@HIMCULES]

every name I googled checks out, Theo talks about real people, not fairy tales.

[@wendyhodge5550]

"He loved me, I think" Theo Von 💯😂🤣😅

[@ChauncyCharm]

No Bob Sacamano?

[@davidsmith2424]

Man. RIP Billy Conforto

[@Jiminoverheroin]

The movie Big Fish was actually based on Theo Van

[@ThReverend6661]

he drove a boat in an embankment?

[@niclobs726]

Headlocks are forever called hardscarfs in my mind... it will never change

[@croovman]

Hardscarves

[@ezequiellopez8518]

23:34 WHAT DID HE DO???!!!!👀 I seriously wanna know

[@TheSpritz0]

Two-by-Four Skins LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@HappyCooking-2024]

Kicked like an ostrich!!!! 🤣🤣

[@veganchristian5127]

plot twist. these are all real people and theo never told a lie in his life.

[@trevorsmith6035]

I know there's the King and The Sting... but bring Theo back on TFATK!

[@olliewashington9208]

She had that "don't tell no" body. Ha.

[@johnedward8352]

Damn, I was excited this was The King and the Sting for a second

[@tisrael70]

Get in there!!

[@conradbarrett6]

The audio is not synced correctly

[@Jwelsh-uh5rs]

I thought Glass Joe was the fist guy you fought? Maybe not, I can't remember.

[@MomoKunDaYo]

It is

[@100_pesos]

What about the hairy kid they called "thundercat"?

[@SmokinAcis]

Why is this not an animated show?

[@christophermanupella1380]

Theo “I like the traps” Von

[@FerrariTeddy]

NO YOURE HOMOEROTIC BRO!!!

[@darkwebgirl]

Theo is the funniest person of all time

[@blackbeard0074]

Hes the type of guy to get molested as a kid and grow up and make jokes about it lol

[@conradbarrett6]

For all those who believe this, he interviews billy confortos brother

[@kensteel6100]

13:49 made me spit beer Me being a Patriots fan born and living in Indiana

[@seansweeney3495]

It's even funnier for people like me who can obviously tell theo is lying about 90% of these "friends " and all these people think.hes being serious 😂😂😂

[@vansdan.]

I'd pay for a Shaub-less edit.

[@robbyking8307]

No love for my boy Daniel. Liked that hot hose hit

[@The_dude94]

Ahhh the ol' fuck and duck!.😂

[@loganyarborough7783]

That "are you mad" must have been a south thing. We did that in Tx (at least where I was lol)

[@BlacklightSummerOfficial]

GET IN THERE

[@QuietSnake-xs5vx]

Guy's name was Nodante....you cant make it up or can you?

[@Anoniemus93]

Theo could easily create an animated series as weird as Rick and Morty lol but Theo style

[@krakblunt4095]

Y’all should go listen to Theo talking to billy confortos brother !!

[@davidpolaczek3614]

U realize he's not a comedian and that all the stories are true...I'm from covington as well and can totally vouch for theo

[@TyrantOFynder]

"Shrimp and Video"....If that isn't the South in 3 words i dont know what is!!

[@knickerbox97]

Why the shoes on the table ?