NFL Substance Abuse Tester Offered Pat McAfee To Bribe Him, Get Around Drug Testing?!

[@mical2great]

How does that guy get thru Six Flags security with a cup to piss in and a suitcase😂😂😂 i need to see that conversation. "IM lookin for pacman jones to drug test him, let me know if u see him near the superman ride"😂😂

[@williamsnike452]

People are corrupt? No way!

[@RippyClippy]

Aren’t you a people?

[@mikemcnamarafilm]

Yourself included?

[@williamsnike452]

@@mikemcnamarafilm every single day

[@AmericaSpeaks1]

As a union guy, it's not a good look for the NFLPA to have former members ragging on your organization with legitimate beefs.

[@pacerfan23]

Same as a UAW guy some of this sounds familiar and that's really bad for a Union reputation

[@adriankalitka3762]

Teamsters did d*ck for me when I needed them. They still took my money every week though

[@NERV_Mars]

I’m IBEW and don’t try to push that unions are anything but political bull💩. Organized labor is stupid to continually push the agendas of politicians.

[@weeknders]

No way another Union destroying yet another industry.

[@christiangreaves3911]

All unions have failings. I’d still kill to be in their position.

[@mical2great]

Bruh so that dude found out Pacman was gonna take his family to six flags that day and in a park that hold over 5 thousand people at a time he was able to find Pacman to get him to piss in a cup😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u gotta give him an A+ for effort

[@vortexfx420]

For real, sounds like a fun job

[@Jaxon_FG24]

@@vortexfx420 😂 facts

[@mo3aa265]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@willsenay]

BC with the “go on now piss” was too funny hahaha

[@williamrichardson57]

“Gone piss boy” 😂😂😂

[@buzz6283]

The thing I like most about Pat and the boys is, that can bring humor to a serious conversation and laugh about it

[@GetnBrains]

thatl be gone soon

[@andreareynolds6143]

@@GetnBrains hopefully you’ll be gone, too.

[@SatanicKale]

@@andreareynolds6143 Damn did you come up with that all on your own? You do understand it's because people hate ESPN/Disney and not Pat, right?

[@GetnBrains]

@@andreareynolds6143 ur momma

[@hiramrosajr8231]

@@GetnBrains leave man

[@mikemcnamarafilm]

Great having Pac on this show. Reinventing sports talk. More barbershop than debate. Great stuff, gents.

[@mical2great]

I think the biggest thing we learned today is that Aj Hawk is a major Riff Raff fan😂 dude knew of the wiz release and the nicknames

[@ir5682]

Fr lol

[@dilloncrain9111]

Ohio loves Riff Raff

[@richiezapata23]

AJ hinting at glory hole catfish was hilarious 😂

[@salineaddict9850]

Wow Someone in a position of power taking advantage of that and making money? Say it ain’t so!

[@Ryan-ys2bq]

Just give more money and shut up bigot!! Collectivism in a nutshell

[@LibertyAtYourService]

Haha Pat saying about himself "walking around town shirtless. Not a good decision." Dude was wasted and went swimming in the Broad Ripple canal in Indianapolis at 4am and got arrested. Best Colts punter of all time.

[@lauradufresne6628]

"Allegedly"😂

[@sonikspeed19]

The difference between the NFL and NBA is Pat gets 27 months hawk like testing for public intoxication. Ja Morant gets 2 days in a resort, I mean rehab center, for drinking and using guns (a possibly lethal combination). What a joke

[@Lowerclergy]

Well public intoxication is a crime technically... just drinking as an adult is not illegal, and here in the USA we (thankfully) have a constitution that recognizes that the right to bear Arms, meaning protect ourselves from Tyranny and any other threats, is a God given right in a free country and the purpose of the 2nd ammendment is to prevent a tyrannical government from overreaching and trying to take away that right. (Unfortunately we see modern day politicians trying to be tyrannical and find social issues and scapegoat them on our 2nd ammendment right) so while I agree Morant acted in a low class manner for what is supposed to be one of the faces of the NBA, and the way he tries to idolize a criminal, ignorant, accountability dodging, "thug" lifestyle is absolutely ridiculous... but at the same time him drinking and possessing a firearm is not illegal and is within his God given rights. While being charged with public intoxication is a class B or class C misdemeanor (depending on the laws of the city/county one lives in) is a criminal offense so it makes sense that it would come with more strict probation period style repercussions

[@eats4cheaps305]

Because he was a punter. RBs and WRs and QBs get tested twice or so

[@DevontaTravis]

2 different cases. Cant compare the 2.

[@Peakfreud]

​​@@DevontaTravis Yeah, That made no sense. Its like he tried to combine 18 different controversies and Hot Takes in one. Only Buzz Words/Names he was missing was LeBron, Kyrie & Kanye.

[@Peakfreud]

​@@DevontaTravis Its terrifying people are starting to talk & think like an algorithm for attention...

[@Derek_1974]

15:43 another TOXIC A.J. Moment. 😂🍆🐟

[@Mister_Malice]

Love seeing Pacman on the show!

[@KT-qs3ce]

I live in Shanghai and took nearly 200 covid tests in 9 months! LOL

[@blackmaninurhom10]

I have to say, Pacman has really grown on me

[@DJPrince2032]

I didn't realize the NFL testing was as thorough as USADA. Crazy.

[@crazyboydakota]

It's not

[@45heisman]

Just so funny, like after test 187, they didn't start to think aight. Let's test less this month.

[@evolutionstationmusic2559]

Countdown to Dr brown defamation lawsuit season…

[@mtfan]

It’s only slander if it’s false . . .

[@PurposefulStories]

Aj’s riff raff knowledge was shocking in the best way

[@GARBO96]

That tax situation is so uniquely American it makes me laugh no other country says oh you made money in a different country you still owe us tax

[@timchuk4916]

You see a tester and say" 200k go away", he goes away

[@Ribobizert]

Why does one need to be tested for drugs if you got arrested for an alcohol related offense?

[@DiabloBlanquecino]

😂come in Pat i was in Broad Ripple that night and you were doing alot more than just walking around with your shirt off, i know you were trashed drunk but you have to remember taking a swim in the canal, I’ll never forget it😂😂😂im shocked all the hair you had didnt drown you😂

[@jameshill2082]

That's crazy! It's ridiculous to have to do that many tests because of anything lesser than cocaine like marijuana.

[@oneg1970]

FYI. They don’t test for alcohol. They test for an antibody that’s only present if your body has broken down alcohol. It takes likes 3 days before you’re clean.

[@alldayray7511]

ESPN will not stand for this kind of content.... I'm so concerned about the transition.

[@micahcorson8831]

ESPN is dying and they recruited Pat to save the company... they will let him do whatever he wants

[@normancastor2564]

Lmao, better be glad you didn’t grab a beaver. Lol

[@kaceecruson9532]

There has been people sick their hands in the hole and a snapping turtle take off a finger... so probably not a good idea to stick your noodle in there!!

[@tylerbrown4074]

You guys better than me. That door will stay locked until I am getting up in the morning. There would be no getting up at 3AM lol.

[@eats4cheaps305]

Then that's a fail

[@crazyboydakota]

There would be no more hypothetical 6 figure paychecks

[@dubstepkitty88]

Punishable by fine means legal for a price

[@Bbarnzy89]

Go on cruise …What they do land on boat?~ Sebastian janokowski

[@tonyk7387]

This killed me hahahaha

[@superpatriot1052]

Those tests for alcohol, these tests can judge to the exact day U drank it. Up to 80hrs from U'er last drink. I know been through the courts.

[@coopermedlin8580]

Love Pat sipping on the Tropical Smoothie waaaadd!!!

[@erv.7663]

I like how the topic changed to fisting a fish lmaooo

[@Smart-Towel-RG-400]

I'm a recovering addict I had issues at first pissing now I can do it with 50people watching lol 🤣

[@electric7man]

The documentary Okie Noodling is fantastic

[@dankrist5395]

This conversation wouldn’t fly on ESPN. The nfl would come down on them.

[@Peakfreud]

All Facts....

[@bpeli3660]

The substance abuse program says they are about rehabilitation but the direction of their ship says otherwise

[@joekerUli]

AJ, you were getting tested because you looked like you were on gear lol.

[@quest4adventure495]

Talk to an airline pilot, the tests can detect alcohol after 24 hours.

[@adriankalitka3762]

🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨 If there's a whole, plug it

[@josephwhitebird7319]

the thing i dont understand about the NFL is how you can get suspended all season for smoking weed but Deshaun Watson only gets a 6 game suspension for doing what "they said" he did. kinda F'D up if you ask me.

[@Glacierhop]

PATT GETS A ESPN CONTRACT AND NOW RATTING GUYS OUT FROM THE NFL 😊

[@coleeto2]

You don’t actually lose money playing that game in Toronto, whoever did payroll should have set it up knowing that one game would be your only income in Canada that year. You would get the money back upon filing your taxes.

[@rocksnriffs]

Empty holes need to be filled

[@thurfusjessieiii5459]

And now I have to question everyone’s music taste on here cuz riff riff is absolute trash 😂😂😂😂

[@RogerThat787]

Go figure the richer you are the less or even no taxes you pay.

[@devonbowie9723]

Y’all should come down to the Noodlin festival in Pauls Valley, Ok.

[@American_Mike]

How do they know its a catfish and not a massive snapping turtle???!!!

[@danielkanuszewski3823]

Shoulda got Harvey Specter!

[@CLSiler-sy9yq]

Wonderful content

[@Steelzombie]

@ThePatMacaFeeShow2.0 Dude it’s crazy!!! You had to already negotiate a schedule…THE most important one…then dr. Jones and the program makes you add another layer of complexity on top of it all!!!!

[@nickna7387]

I wonder if they'll be able to talk about this stuff on espn

[@conantheagrarian]

were talking bout TOP LEVEL catfish analysis here

[@alexmack960]

Until the players are willing to strike....shut up!!!!

[@FollowProto]

You should definitely have Riff Raff on the progrum! He could be a basketball correspondent and hilarity may ensue

[@kray97]

You don't actually lose fat cells when you lose weight, the fat cells just shrink.

[@NicholasDurden-ff4ox]

Sounds like Dr B got a family member in the testing biz. Allegedly

[@stephenrikey5496]

Aj with the glory hole noddle thing is so toxic and I love it.

[@higher_destiny]

Is Pat drinking the Mocha Coffe Smoothie from Tropical Smoothie?

[@jordanzurn3714]

Pat McAfee what’s your go to spot in Indy?

[@bluntballoons7238]

Pat doesn’t take off that beater

[@micahcorson8831]

He better not, also it's a tank

[@unkman1000]

God man such sad stories. Don't see how it's the union fault. Sounds like the bosses. You guys are all so lucky to make it through the pee ordeal. WOW.

[@codyedwards2407]

Catfish barbs on side and the one on top catch pierce you, the smaller they are the worse it is!

[@phaded4200]

Rumor has it that A.J. is still asking about pats favorite till this day

[@mikeyt2323]

As an alcoholic I WISH my employer put my ass on the burner to help me get sober. Only issue with it is trying to force people to get clean rarely works.

[@benmcalpine9706]

Canada is the best place in the world!

[@quest4adventure495]

Pretty sure there was a lady that lost half her arm to a snapping turtle while trying to get a catfish.

[@CurtisDishman]

No wonder Josh Gordon kept leaving

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Kept leaving?? He kept failing the program with his own acknowledgment

[@Soccergoaliegod]

why’d he throw in marin county?

[@travismanuel8127]

Weird… that’s a government test… football isn’t that.. that’s really strange.

[@johndoejoeblowshmoe8676]

That would make for a great jackass clip noodling with youre noodle...i can just hear someome sayin ya gotta wiggle it around a bit to attract em...

[@talltexan4710]

That’s how pee tests are in the army

[@Ryan-ys2bq]

But Unions are good…… for the company not the workers. Everyone is corruptable or never make it to positions of power.

[@jimmyp410]

😂😂😂 ONE ticket!! Lmao. You wanna bring your wife? Give me ANOTHER $200🤑!! His special is going to be AWFUL but his minions, for the clout, will laugh, hoping it's seen by Owen or "his Luitentants". When it's absolutely destroyed by everyone that isn't in the hivemind he gets to say "that's just the gammas and ortho boys". Gotta give the dude credit for having this cult business really figured out and covering all angles.

[@Carlos2Dangerous]

Welcome to the real world Pat. People deal with unions screwing them over daily

[@Rowsy91]

yep the more exp you gain with them the more you really start to hate unions Id never work a union job again

[@HomerSimpson-os4iv]

In my experience, unions are useless unless you're friends with the leadership. Otherwise they won't do anything for you except take money from your check.

[@codyarmstrong9055]

@@Rowsy91 being an ironworker now injured at 24 and knowing many that have died or been disabled from our trade I am very thankful for my union. I would be homeless right now if not for them.

[@Peakfreud]

​@@codyarmstrong9055 Not all Unions are the same I.B.E.W & CWA. Are completely different. And I agree with you. but some unions are just extortion ... Florida is a right to work state, no unions. I think the its just a cliche to make these Jimmy Hoffa type quotes about unions.

[@Peakfreud]

​@@codyarmstrong9055 Most Manufacturing Union Jobs dont exist & went overseas anyways ...aside from health care and transportation unions, What people consider Unions these days are just shells of their former selves

[@JeffO-]

Get these stories out of the way until it goes to ESPN.

[@victorfranca85]

Nerfing a star punter is an easy way to damage a teams defensive efforts.... just saying

[@GetnBrains]

they knew Pat loved them gummmmies

[@DoobieKeebler]

AJ: "My uhh... buddy out in Northern California" 😅 EDIT: also, checbk out ESPN's take on the NFL, "Playmakers", which the NFL pressured them to cancel via taking away ESPN's primetime game. But I digress... I mention the show because of its portrail of the drug testing program, aka "The Piss Man". It was dark, weird, and f×cked up, all at once.

[@garrettcarlson7018]

The people who hate these things are the ones that should be running them half the time.

[@chasepardue7396]

Lol, AJ can’t get a word in. Do better Pat!

[@tmurda8]

Hey pac never answered if he can piss on command!

[@micahcorson8831]

Yeah cuz it's a weird question...

[@keithla5711]

Aj.. There is no glory hole noodling😅

[@CoachForsyth]

All Unions start off in their first year as good, then the seed of corruption is planted and it is game over from there...Love you guys...and I am shocked you actually spoke about this.

[@robbiekeller1353]

The lie of the union is that they fight for the little guy. I’m yet to meet someone involved in a union that wasn’t all about their money. Why fight for people who aren’t making any money when you can fight for pro athletes to get even more money. It’s the smart thing to do when you get a percent!

[@wankertanker1813]

Too many unions follow the corporate model of top-down, rather than small "d" democratic, bottom-up trying to have people involved. The top-down is that much easier to corrupt because, just buy off that person/s at top.

[@rob-f1c]

I do get it ur getting paid a lot of money to pay sports .. but how many times is to much ? But here the thing if u smoke some weed just to go bed and u get kicked out the league. Give me a break ..

[@geneercolino4159]

Just a thought . . How bout you let Packman finish a story without I I I in the middle ?? He must really like you cause we would have a problem.

[@hyprjay]

I want to let Pat know that AJ is correct, people have definitely gone catfish Gloryhole hunting. I know a few guys lol

[@317russ]

Blame Onterrio Smith for the demeaning method that they have to take the pee tests. The reason why they make them do this for 27 months is because the league wants to make it such a pain that they never want to get out of control again while under contract. Pat glosses over the fact that he was a laughingstock in Indy for the next year because he decided to take a swim in the canal, and it was conduct detrimental to the team. If he thinks it's a good idea for Ja Morant to get punished for his conduct, he should look at his own conduct the same way. I'm glad Pat's a better guy now. And most unions are irrelevant these days. Labor unions were from a time where communication was terrible because there were no phones and it was difficult to stay organized. Now, they charge all kinds of money to their members and overinflate their own importance, meanwhile have put their members out of work because they turn down contracts and then factories get shut down. Ask UAW members how many times they've lost against Ford and GM.

[@jimbob1181]

What ja morant needs

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Pat spent 1/4 of his career in the “progrum”

[@ZeusEKR]

This is how a lot of unions are. Take your money and do nothing for you.

[@DarthTrethon]

If Brady hates the NFLPA then the organization is messed up and should not exist in its current form. They need to have Brady walk in and whip that organization into shape from top to bottom.

[@weeknders]

Most everyone hates all Unions. They destroy industry. They are the leeches of society.

[@Lowerclergy]

Well he hates them because they were so persistent in investigating the patriots cheating scandals. They basically got away Scott free for cheating from 2000-2007 and when they got caught cheating again in the 2014 playoffs they really put pressure on Brady, his messages with equipment guys, and he ended up suspended for 4 games

[@johnnyrake5451]

RIP PMS! Cancel ESPN!

[@johnnyrake5451]

@The Rock 100% respectfully if you have to ask what ESPN and Disney are about in general, or strictly pertaining to the sports world how ESPN has the worst content out there then this is a conversation way bigger than a few KZbin comments. Again, all said with love and respect.

[@TheTSRush]

This title sounds like breaking news. But, the act itself is so basic. Drug dealer peddled drugs... 🤯.

[@TheTEN24]

Not surprising to hear but funny

[@zamlo5115]

just listened to the jodyhighroller dale dan tony riff raff x wiz collab it was good i wanntt a feeerrrraaaaarriiii

[@travistarr9433]

NFL won't allow this topic on ESPN

[@micahcorson8831]

Pat already has an exclusive rights deal with the NFL, so why aren't they already censoring him now? Mr. Professional Lawyer

[@JacobAaron97]

Won’t be able to talk about this on ESPN… lol