Nikki Glaser Tells Some Of The Jokes That Were Cut From The Roast Of Tom Brady | Pat McAfee Show

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[@fairwarning007]

Her joke about Kevin Hart weighing 150 pounds, a 155 after The Rock finishes 💀💀💀

[@adamanderson4013]

Killer

[@krisfang5729]

You gotta hand it to Kevin...because he can't reach!

[@sergioh336]

Lol she's a savage

[@markmac2206]

She called him 15 Cent. 😂

[@bradbengel917]

Absolutely the best part

[@Vickb22]

“CTE gets diagnosed with Eli Manning” damn lmao 🤣

[@maxaimassist1867]

I lol hard at that haha

[@nennuon]

I dont get it can y’all explain?

[@gregorthegrey]

@@nennuon because people say Eli looks like a retarded person lol My dad has always called Eli “the tard” haha

[@00Regista]

@@nennuonit’s like saying someone brain damaged getting diagnosed with CTE, but this is another level where CTE itself is getting diagnosed with “Eli manning” (syndrome?) since he’s seen as goofy or brain damaged himself

[@nennuon]

@@00Regista oh lmaoooo thanks for the explanation

[@JGKrump]

'Me know that not real money,'" Nikki is the winner of the roast. 🤣

[@Gulag00]

Jeff Ross was

[@iiTsFaded_]

Nikki is a weird way to spell Jeff Ross

[@spencermann3951]

Tie goes to Tony and Nikki

[@ASAPBlanco]

Tony was up there too

[@mtbokor1969]

I adore Nikki. She was the runner up. Tony was the winner.

[@CALIEN7K]

AJ looking at nikki like a prime cut of steak.

[@BigtimeSauce]

She bad

[@strangechange496]

Hawk was rocked up no doubt

[@codyb.3015]

All a chick's gotta do is be skinny and under 40 I guess lmao.

[@TheMissiIe]

​@codyb.3015 at this point, being skinny is a massive achievement in America

[@maxaimassist1867]

​​@@codyb.3015guess you some underage kid who doesn't even know football....

[@cjpockets]

Hawk trying not to flip that table with his cawk.

[@TopGKev]

Yooooo 😂😂😂😂

[@jypsyj86]

Broooooo 😂😂😂😂

[@vancebacri5894]

I got a good laugh. Thank you .

[@jordanwright2313]

😂😂😂

[@tino9632]

Lmfaoo 😂

[@TheMissiIe]

"You look like a Cyclops with two eyes" is diabolical

[@stepbrother4971]

Insanely accurate too😂

[@billinns7676]

Bless your heart.

[@Zarab923]

Yeah like why is that so accurate…. That’s wild 😂

[@soggygooseman]

I still don't even know what that means but it had me laughing for like 10 mins straight. I had to pause the video and skip back to make sure I heard it right.

[@dark3rthanshadows]

Its crazy, that u understand what it means 😂😂

[@MVeeTV]

AJ was ready to risk it all and chomp her up with his new set of teeth.

[@deadraider420]

Dude has 10 kids

[@MVeeTV]

@@deadraider420 he’ll lay #11 on Nikki

[@MarcYanruw]

Nikki has a boyfriend too 😂😂

[@HH-gv8mx]

Nikki just got new teeth and a new face. Filler Botox and Ozempic with a high dose of Adderall.

[@markmac2206]

​@@MarcYanruwa boyfriend she said she would dump just for a lottery ticket to bang TB12.

[@jasondelaney6849]

Tony Hinchliffe needs to be on

[@719989]

He was fantastic!

[@tweezerd]

he should get a regular spot to come make jokes and talk wwe

[@GG45945]

He would just talk about how great he is and how genius comics are for 10min.. Compare them to athletes somehow. He was funny at the roast, but he's an insufferable dude

[@samkersten9539]

@@GG45945you must not watch Tony much because that’s so far from the truth lol

[@GG45945]

@@samkersten9539 I've seen far too much of Tony. He thinks he's an all-timer. The concept of Kill Tony would be much better with a good comedian.

[@Pgh_heather_412]

Nikki is the best. 20+ years of putting hard work into her craft. She is brutally honest about her family and personal life, even when it doesnt paint her in the best light. Have to appreciate the honesty.

[@spencermann3951]

And her body Amen 🙏

[@uzi978]

We all owe Brady some gratitude and respect for stepping up to the plate and absorbing the hits so we all could have a big laugh. What a night!

[@brekerickson9664]

Agreed. Think they had a point that itll be hard to find someone else at the goat level who would be willing to sign up

[@waynetables6414]

@@brekerickson9664it’s a perfect storm because Tom isn’t like Jordan who has zillion dollar shoe contracts and really doesn’t have much to lose in terms of a brand on that level

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

@@waynetables6414also I think Tom is just more laid back, where as every one knows Jordan has always been kind of a dick, and almost psychotically competitive. He probably would not take these jokes lightly lol.

[@waynetables6414]

@@Thrashman-ye4cf I agree Michael Jordan is legitimately a sociopath😂. But so is Tom in his own way tbh I’m someone born in 94’ in Boston area so because of that ive watched everything Tom Brady has ever done and said in public more or less.. and I was nervous he wouldn’t come off well because he always comes across as rehearsed and phony when he’s in front of a microphone.. always robotic. I really don’t think he was even that good in terms of his actually performance of the jokes they wrote him.. he was doing the “bad guy” gimmick but I don’t think he committed to it enough.. but everything about the show as a whole elevated him to the point it didn’t even matter by the time he got up there.. and he came off more natural as his set went on. I realized that agreeing to get roasted and just sitting there taking the jokes is like 80% of the battle.. so Jordan would be fine as long as he just sits there and laughs and takes it.. and all he has to do is read stuff comedians write for him. Like I said though, a guy with a publicly traded international zillion dollar shoe brand has nothing to gain and everything to lose whereas Tom didn’t really have anything to lose and he actually did have a lot to gain because he spent most of his career being hated, unlike Jordan

[@tripsaplenty1227]

he didn't. he complained about the rub n tug joke and then didn't go to the party.

[@IaMmAchInE21]

AJ is looking at Nikki like she’s a plate of boiled chicken and white rice

[@Levi-Athan27]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kingofallmediums2123]

How about Bean Curd and Broccoli 🥦 😂😂😂😂 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲

[@Macattack11639]

Shes not really that hot. Its only cause shes funny. Looks? Meh

[@clarktudor2706]

He loves showing his teeth off

[@anthony95131]

😂😂

[@alpacacrypto5751]

Gronk appearing calm as hell while being freaked tf out like it's the Super Bowl speaks volumes to what an animal/trained killer he was on the field.

[@derekfarkas5538]

This is why roasts are so important for comedians. Nikki has been killing it for years, but to expose her to a different audience that primarily spends their free time watching sports. Now she is on Pat McAfee, the exposure is amazing for her career. This roast was awesome for many talented people. Imagine if Netflix did a live roast every month, that would be the nail in the coffin for streaming services.

[@RogerRoger15]

Not enough worthy people would volunteer for it haha

[@Macattack11639]

Roasts are good because they are NOT once a month. See Dean Martins 50 roasts. About 3 are good

[@captainkushy7829]

netflix could do so much bringing the roasts back adding behind the scenes jokes commentary from the people involved etc i would watch all them

[@JoeSteelerFan]

“ME KNOW DAT NOT REAL MONEY” will forever live in roast infamy! 😂

[@Jerid58]

I did not think Bledsoe would be funny…but he killed it. Gronk laughed it off and slammed back. Great roast!

[@ryguymcfly73]

Nikki is the GOAT Roaster. Love her work in Alec Baldwin's Roast too!

[@michaelf.bender3718]

Jeff Ross is #1. Nikki is a close second.

[@Jay-gf8tm]

Tony Hinchcliffe is. She just said she works with a team.

[@dripgodbeatz2111]

Both of them trash asf corny

[@silenttoxic707]

@@Jay-gf8tm the only thing Hinchliffe is the best at is his crackling voice from all that estrogen

[@wolfwang8464]

@@michaelf.bender3718Lisa Lampanelli is my personal roasting goat

[@sc-ds7hx]

I was there - it was electric! Her Gronk Crypto joke, got the loudest laugh of the night

[@MacroMark1]

Always been a huge Nikki Glaser fan. Glad she is finally getting her props.

[@jakeferreirafamily]

Trailblazer

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@jakeferreirafamily not really a trailblazer. There are so many other female comedians that opened the door ahead of her. Sarah Silverman, Whitney Cummings, Natasha, Chelsea handler

[@jakeferreirafamily]

@@HH-gv8mx lol I know I meant marcomark61 is a trailblazer 😂

[@MattSealey]

Still waiting for a funny caucasian female comedian.

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@jakeferreirafamily I think Fortune Feimster is hilarious

[@ronndadon4705]

She said bro looks like a cyclops with 2 eyes I'm crying

[@jwbphotography]

That was a rehash of a joke from the Baldwin roast, Chris Redd said Blake Griffin looked like a two-eyed cyclops.

[@charlesdenison4125]

My favorite line from Nikki was Tom’s biggest mistake with his wife saying “you should take jiu-jitsu. “

[@tashamarie8877]

Lmfao.... She killed it!

[@JacksonJones-je9uk]

the guy can beat ur ass tom while eating hers

[@markmac2206]

Subtle jokes can be the best ones.

[@tommylee3812]

Her timing and tone was on point. Hilarious joke

[@shawnindy3671]

I love that she roasted him and then was like... " nah i'm not done! " and continues to roast him on shows afterwards! What a killer.

[@snarkycharlies]

Been writing jokes for a month. She's on a roast tour! She did it on Stern too 😆

[@kaielkins6375]

i’ve been a fan of her roasts for years, i love to see her get her flowers

[@theriemannbreaker8174]

That coconut water joke was super funny! 😄

[@Tysurgemeh]

I’m a Dolphins fan but honestly I’m thankful Tom Brady was willing to do this. The fact that the jokes were so dark and off the cuff reminds me of the good old days when we weren’t so worried about being cancelled or sensitive. Hope this continues next year

[@christiansolid1702]

People are craving honesty. You have no idea how true that statement really is

[@ryanfitzgerald2816]

The Leftists have basically made comedy illegal and forced it nearly underground at this point. A lot of those people were actually in the crowd too.

[@smellywaffels1967]

Tom Brady didn’t. He got offended by a joke about Robert Kraft.

[@lucrative6477]

@@smellywaffels1967don’t be so gullible lol.

[@mistersunshine1330]

Yet he took the hundreds of other ones. Get a grip​@@smellywaffels1967

[@Jayhawk9]

Nikki’s set was fantastic. I was laughing out loud the whole time she was up there. Damn she killed it

[@davidaldridge5716]

One of the low key best jokes of the night was when Hinchcliffe said…. “Churchill Downs….and that’s Churchill Downs the racetrack not Jeff Ross when he’s smoking a cigar” 😂😂😂

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely killed it too

[@spencermann3951]

100% They should have gave him the time as the rest of them. I say it’s a tie between Tony and Nikki These guys crushed it

[@Austin.Kilgore]

@@spencermann3951 Yeah same, I can’t really decide between Nikki and Tony on who I felt did the best… but it’s *definitely* between those two.

[@therealrobrub]

I can't stand Tiny Hinchcliffe, but I have to give credit where credit is due. His set was excellent.

[@rydendurte]

Schultz killed also

[@Austin.Kilgore]

@@rydendurte Did he? His really all that memorable to me… like not at all actually lol I remember *_nothing_* about it.

[@scottrussell2281]

I'm STILL laughing at "me know that not real money" hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@CommunityNotesVerified]

Gisele was exposed 😂

[@tashamarie8877]

Oh man .... They went in on Gisele. 🫣🫣 I was literally cringing for her.....🤭🤭i was also laughing my ass off too 😂😂

[@FracturedImage]

Saw a comment on Twitter say that Tom has a 200 IQ 🧠 using this roast as an excuse to call his cheating ex wife a whore lol 😆

[@erko78]

What do you mean she was exposed? I haven’t watched it yet but I’m curious what you mean by that. Like they basically called her a nasty hoe or something lol?

[@rla8713]

​@@tashamarie8877oh well

[@acetreyner2906]

You mean Gisielle lol

[@Zennofobic]

Tiger's roast would be brutal

[@JustTheFlecks]

I get why Brady did it… he’s comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t have a ton of skeletons. Tiger will never do this - it would be the most brutal roast, ever. His life is a roasters wet dream.

[@brandon4949]

​@JustTheFlecks did you miss the Hasselhoff and Charlie Sheen roasts?

[@datsapaddlin]

@@JustTheFlecks Yeah Tiger has legit dirt that would not go well for him 😂

[@JustTheFlecks]

@@datsapaddlin I suspect he did a few things on Ambien he doesn’t remember, and authorities just kind of let slide. He’d probably leave a roast with new criminal charges.

[@JustTheFlecks]

@@brandon4949 Tiger would be Hasselhoff level humiliation. I think jocks get more leeway than actors because, well, they have a legit skill. Anyone can act… Tatum O’Neill got an Academy Award at 9 years old. Professional athletes have a legit and rare skill, and are a lot less neurotic than actors. Someone like JJ Watt can kick back and take whatever’s dished out.

[@josharnoldy6833]

11:43 Not even hiding the vitamins 😂

[@lyons11siren]

🏈 🚬

[@chrisretzlaff2895]

If Tiger does it, Chappelle needs to be on or host

[@deadraider420]

Naw. Chappelle doesn’t need the attention

[@chrisretzlaff2895]

@@deadraider420 He already has a deal with Netflix, and he was there Sunday night at the Roast

[@datsapaddlin]

So long fried rich…hello fried chicken!!!!

[@8figures8]

Imagine Michael Jordan NOT taking jokes personally 😂😂😂😂

[@nickwrazen1967]

She killed it and had the best roast for gronk😂

[@Shyguy9231]

Poor gronk he got roasted the most even more than tom 😂

[@youneverknow1316]

@@Shyguy9231 He has done very well for himself playing a professional dummy. Got a feeling a lot of it is an act.

[@neubianx]

Nikki represents the work side of the craft very well.

[@smokinj28]

" didn't get into football until Taylor said it was ok " 😂😂

[@Dozav7]

Hilarious. I thought that line was literal. 😂

[@Renji26]

Aye yo 😂😂

[@lorenzouseche-rodrigo7311]

A roast is the comedic “purge”.

[@user-nt5pm7cp4q]

"I think people are just craving honest ". Yes that's it. That's really what it is!

[@tangoalpha9955]

AJ is having an entire conversation with himself about Nikki. That man was hungry for it. I’ve never seen him smirk and smile so much.

[@qj5887]

He's trying to stay sexy 😂 playing it cool.

[@cobeidonovan75]

0:44 hawker was rocked on arrival

[@PLF...]

All Tiger would have to do to bring the house down is to get up on stage and say "I’ve always wanted to say this, “for-shizzle!” So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!"

[@kend6232]

Winner! LOL

[@jasonhilenski5968]

AJ CANT STOP SMILING WHILE SHE TALKING 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexkaplan1136]

Well yeah she’s telling jokes and funny stories.

[@eXHackeR]

@@alexkaplan1136doesn’t hurt that she is absolutely gorgeous too But to be clear, she is a comedian. A real comedian. She is so funny and she has been great at previous roasts. But that’s all I knew her from. Now I’m definitely watching her specials. She’s soooooo funny.

[@bgmcal6099]

Notice how she didn’t say Bert and Segura when she said “comedians”. That PowerPoint was embarrassing

[@lucrative6477]

“I’m a big fan of your joke”

[@Reality_C]

It was such a freaking bore!!

[@austinshockey9274]

Comedians who failed at comedy but got famous at podcasting trying to do comedy. It was real bad.

[@MrMinionMoney]

I'm glad someone told me to skip their set.

[@sktgamerdudejr13]

@@austinshockey9274I mean they’ve had good specials but their set was beyond garbage. Tom looked like he was reading from a teleprompter the entire time and had so emotional/character to it. Probably the only set I’ll skip on rewatches tbh

[@jasony8002]

Nikki you are a breath of fresh air ...... You throw a change up and it makes you smile

[@jasony8002]

[@nickhancockgolf]

I heard Bledsoe put in work and went to clubs to test his set out. Big ups to him tbh.

[@Muse1point0]

Roasts are like the Super Bowl for comedians 😂

[@bufordclemente8375]

Nikki definitely killed it and stood out as the best roaster that night! Huge applause 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥

[@jackietan3196]

Joint roast Antonio Brown and Draymond Green

[@brekerickson9664]

omg yes

[@sirskylar]

antonio brown wouldn’t last 30 seconds without taking off his shirt and storming out the building lmao

[@jackietan3196]

@@sirskylar fair statement 😂🤣

[@DGZGSGEGIGKG]

Nah, they’d want to fight.

[@jackietan3196]

@@DGZGSGEGIGKG would you not be entertained?

[@josephzentmyer6889]

Nikki is USDA Prime Choice

[@brutusbarnabus8098]

What made me laugh the most is how many hits Gronk took. I was wondering who was getting roasted after a while. lol

[@chrisketchum9713]

She nailed it ... people are craving honesty

[@corettejones]

Awesome Broadcast Tonight!!! And The Roast was Amazing!!! Thank You Nicki Glazer, I did not know, Next to meet You!👋🔥🎉🙏🥰🇺🇸

[@dunkingpawn3215]

A roast should be mandatory for every politician running for office. That will be fun!

[@Real_Beaky]

Kraft jokes being off limits is crazy. If he didn't want to be a target, then he shouldn't be there.

[@russellayers3408]

It's about power..you are not allowed to critize what "they" do..🇮🇱 🤐

[@Real_Beaky]

@@russellayers3408 is Kraft one of the tiny hat people? I didn't know. That would explain a lot.

[@shawnsanders9450]

He wasn't a roaster. Jusr because he is there anything goes? I'm sure Brady's son was there somewhere too. Is it anything goes against his son as well?

[@Real_Beaky]

@@shawnsanders9450 his son didn't do suspicious things at massage parlors. If Aaron Hernandez and OJ Simpson are fair game, then yes, Kraft is too.

[@lucrative6477]

@@Real_Beakydumb comment

[@007Zachman]

Can't wait for the Aaron Rodgers roast

[@cperkins5050]

No way Rodgers would do it. He cannot take any criticism.

[@priestsonaplane2236]

@@cperkins5050doing a roast is great for your brand Aaron rodgers will do one but only with hand picked comedians

[@mikeadamsfootball]

You guys should have asked her how she feels about Netflix cutting out Kim Kardashian getting booed.

[@GiovanniCapo2000]

AJ felt that “Cyclops with two eyes” comment 😂

[@Bonus1123]

"Me know that not real money" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RAW_Reality]

"I think that people are just craving honesty" Nikki, for the sake of sanity in this world, would I ever love to have that be true.

[@kingtulafale]

Never seen AJ smile so much lol

[@Dozav7]

AJ! Make her a friendship bracelet!

[@lucrative6477]

Bro that cake line lmao. She killed it.

[@GSMnocap-memesdaily-]

They even cut kim getting booed

[@seanim6846]

Hahaha “had to be there” lol

[@erko78]

Why was she even there?

[@GSMnocap-memesdaily-]

@@erko78 no one knows lol

[@leonrodriguez1714]

​@@erko78304s gotta laugh too

[@andrer1757]

Can you imagine the Roast on Aaron Rodgers

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Now THAT would be a batshit crazy event

[@cperkins5050]

Rodgers would not do it.

[@dominiqueboutin7894]

You just know Belichick loved Julian calling Alex a snake oil salesman……. Actually we all did also

[@seanfrank32]

"I wanted to put a knife through you to make sure you're not cake." 😂😂

[@bradbengel917]

Her bit was the best of all of them. Especially the part of her talking about Gronk. Me no take crypto money 😂😂 The amount of Hernandez jokes that there were, even from Brady, more than I ever had imagined.

[@joedesalvo3316]

AJ is bricked up

[@skip686]

She told Stern that was the biggest crowd she ever performed in front of. She's going to be selling out arenas soon, so freekin' funny.

[@fasmal27]

“You haven’t caught this much heat since you were microwaved as a baby”

[@thegrubbypirate2614]

Without a doubt THE MVP of the Roast!

[@Sickclanftw]

Congrats Nikki you did amazing. Stl represent🤙✅

[@mkfranc]

Sounds like Pat's Mother Day present to his wife is tickets to the Nikki Glaser show in Indy next month!

[@loutzenheiser6081]

Great set by Nikki and this clip was a great bts look! Loved it!

[@rgs97]

Charles Barkley should do one at a live venue in San Antonio

[@JustTheFlecks]

The best thing about a Barkley roast would be when Barkley does his response.

[@biggysmalls3626]

Barkley would need someone to explain all the words to him.

[@toulcaz31]

They should do Beckham with Ricky Gervais 🙂

[@jlobiafra]

"EVEN ME KNOW THATS NOT REAL MONEY" 😂

[@williamarmstrong6477]

You killed it. I'm not sure ive ever laughed harder.

[@jeptom86]

Cyclops with two eyes is funny

[@Green_Gold]

Why did pat cut her off? He did a live heckle basically. She was rollin

[@CoCo-Janel]

What did he mean when he said something about how bad the "dunking" or "done King" went?

[@JDOHouston]

FANTASTIC INTERVIEW!!!

[@1Mitch1904]

I like that they spelt her name wrong in the title of the video lmao

[@heatsuckmy]

and on screen under her name lol.

[@steelermill]

Damn it Mitt

[@briandorman4067]

Need to do a John Daily roast!!😂

[@ryanfitzgerald2816]

That's actually an athlete that I believe might actually have thick enough skin to take a roast. Most would not be able to handle it.

[@JustTheFlecks]

That would be awesome, and he seems like a guy that could roll with it.

[@jesperjee]

Who?

[@ericveneto1593]

@@jesperjee John Daly the golfer

[@suezq57]

Great question Tone!! Comedy is back!

[@lowdmusic]

Killed it!🔥

[@Lo-64937]

Affleck bombed but that was it. Randy kinda stunk too.

[@bjqualls9664]

Joe Namath used to appear on Dean Martin roast

[@stevehuber3097]

The Roast of John Daly would be epic!!

[@kevinszopa4931]

Good interview

[@biswasmd]

A Tiger Woods roast would be almost too over the top. So much material to use: porn stars, infidelity, divorce, 9-iron to the face, crashing cars, injuries, driving a car on pain killers and getting pulled over, navy seal workouts for no reason, and some golf stuff lol.

[@kennethcamilleri4678]

It’s so funny suddenly all these new fans of Nikki….Good move by her being part of the TB Roast…..I’ve knew about her since 2016….when she first appeared during the Roast of Rob Lowe on Comedy Central….

[@chuckturdburger4612]

"Tom, you look like a cyclops with two eyes" spit my drink out on that one.

[@thanksfernuthin]

Tom's sitting at home hearing all of these reactions. "So... I'm responsible for the return of real comedy now too? [shrugs] Alright. Might as well."

[@CountryEquipmentRentals]

What’s the dun king thing they’re referring to? What joke didn’t go well?

[@mtxeer8838]

Ben Afleck - he bombed.

[@superhoov]

I really appreciate them not talking about the kids. I know that was the low hanging fruit. She was 100% right saying “they didn’t sign up for this”

[@bigjakesbigadventures5584]

Pat: " tiger woods" Conman: "Oh Jesus" had me rolling

[@Joshgilly94]

Dude. Tiger Woods would be absolutely insane

[@jaystacks727]

I feel there was a bit too many Aaron Hernandez jokes.. I mean I get it but it’s also like too easy.. low HANGing fruit if you ask me