Bill Burr & Patrice O'Neal on God, Religion and Race War

Bill Burr, Bill Burr,, opie and anthony, God, Religion, Race War

[@Garf2O]

rip patrice and burrs hair

[@MBeist-vi7ho]

Hahhaa

[@s3340985]

honestly though Bill always had a really shitty haircut, so he now looks even better without hair and yeah, rip Patrice

[@zeroireland]

Two great losses of colour

[@somegeezer6439]

@@zeroireland 😂😂

[@Stoic-ds4so]

@@zeroireland damn bruh 💀😂😭

[@chris060372]

10:00 Patrice: "... that goofy country--er, the sweater...". Anthony: "Cashmere." What a combination. Patrice, Bill, Anthony and Jim. Please, if someone reads this and later goes on to invent a time machine, can you go back and tell Patrice to eat more salads. What a goddamn loss.

[@Elguapoe]

I'd tell him to not bring up all these conspiracies on radio too.

[@bkn4]

And Opie

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Ginger hack

[@dan2419]

He Speaks the Truth!!!!! You are doing us all a dis service!

[@justink4060]

Kashmir*

[@edwardicus4]

"I can slap my wife again - praise Jesus" that was a good one Bill slipped in there

[@BIGNOSEPOPPA]

That was cumia who said that

[@timothycarr5707]

It wasn't that good.

[@Ravell52]

Yeah, it was.

[@justjackman]

Made me laugh

[@hunternorth8817]

Hilarious example of religious delusion. I cannot attest to the truth of what he said there, but have you ever seen that stuff? Fuck, I believe that they tried to sell a walmart bath towel like it was blessed by the hand of Jesus himself.

[@TonyStark-wc3ih]

Bill burr is funny as hell. He said God is looking down at the planet and said dude I didn't say that and that's not Me in that picture LMAO.

[@V4Now]

He conveyed genuine confusion 😄

[@rustykuntz94]

Crazy this is 13 years old already

[@zekehooper]

still funny

[@muddyharrison1616]

Feels like yesterday ay

[@johnnyconnors4167]

Yeah Anthony going to start dating this video any day now

[@jhonathanmarquez9987]

14 now

[@drgonzo1971]

@Mr Smiles more like 26

[@LordKingWise]

Patrice O'Neal and Bill Burr had great comedic chemistry...O&A...classic...O_O

[@LiberalsArePoop]

It's a chemistry that was the result of having known each other for years. Many of the guys on the show were friends for years. I think Norton introduced the guys to Vos, who then introduced them to Patrice... it was that kind of thing where there was already history long before these guys came together on O&A.

[@slamfreepoetry1845]

Gemini and Sagittarius. Opposite and Impish both

[@landryprichard6778]

When Opie gets a good one...which is rare...he fucking milks the shit out of it.

[@yoloswag_8172]

Bill burr was not even in the audioclip

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

Very true Morpheus 👍

[@JackBirdbath]

When I go to heaven upon my death, I want to hear everything Patrice O’Neal said about everything that happened since he left us far too soon.

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

What makes you think you are going my friend?

[@loopseeker]

no way patrice is in heaven. not after everything he did to that fat bitch from the wiz.

[@charlesmcauliffe1424]

I want to hear his opinion on every movie that’s come out since his death

[@AU-pu9vl]

I fucking laughed out loud. I feel the same way my brother

[@benitofranklyn4237]

If there's a heaven, I hope Patrice hasn't spent a single second worrying about whatever bs is going on down here

[@daw329]

'that sweater country' - Patrice O'Neal

[@n.kelati]

22:56 "stay alive patrice" :'(

[@TeddyBremmer]

This hurt

[@DanielGarcia-qm7vv]

@E Cox Right because your god Pat died 🤦🏽‍♂️. Come on with that.

[@TexasTags]

25:50 Best Combination of NY Words together ever lmao love it

[@creeg84]

19:00 “I don’t know “ laugh my ass off. Miss these guys together.

[@mr.theodore6489]

I love to hear Patrice laugh. Even if I missed the joke, I laugh because I know it had to be funny because Patrice is laughing.

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

I love Bill Burr to bits. Him and Patrice go so well together

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

25:20 When they start roasting that Italian guy from Brooklyn is the best part.. Lmao!

[@joshuathomas5626]

I thought it was jim Norton at first lol

[@apa1669]

The Unknown Psycho pp

[@rustykuntz94]

“These fucking Moolies!” Angela shut the fuck up!” That was the best part of this whole video

[@teckzilla108]

@@rustykuntz94 Angie, what did I say? What did I say Angie? LMAOO

[@eight_hundred_eighteen]

"Angela, shut da fuck up"

[@esconyc0101]

The phone call with Joe from Brooklyn at 25:20 has to be the funniest 3minutes I have laughed at in forever. That shit was classic.....miss u Patrice!

[@KK-ml6xb]

The best 😂❤

[@DanielGarcia-qm7vv]

11:40 "Turn sand into ants" Patrice you are my general man!

[@darkskinwhite]

I laughed at that too lol geeked

[@WiseAilbhean]

I was waiting for Bill Burr's voice and didn't realise he was chiming in the entire time. Man has his voice changed. in the last 10 years.

[@BenDover-de7tf]

Mic quality also

[@TheRealMrLane]

26:24 Patrice and Ant just killed it beginning there.

[@TheRealMrLane]

27:20 “To the fukn Ni**as, I don’t hate you this week”🤌🏾😂😂😂😂

[@thegodinhere]

Ant - "what about evilness in Montana? " Caller - "idk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@rockandroller80]

Genius as always. Thanks for the upload

[@NxDoyle]

It's such a strange thing that God would send hurricanes to the same parts of America year after year, cyclones to the same parts of Australia, typhoons to the same parts of Asia.

[@brandonwiley4054]

Don't forget tornadoes and earthquakes

[@bfarzady5212]

"Jew sandwiches" Brilliant!

[@rustykuntz94]

B Farzady “ Can I have some fried Jew please.” 😆

[@slamfreepoetry1845]

I died. 💀👍

[@firstname163]

😂

[@mohammadbahrami9859]

I love them as comics .bill burr is my all time favorite. but there are iranian jews living in Iran they got multiple synagogues. please don't believe the media.

[@Looneyboy]

@@mohammadbahrami9859 wdym

[@Jfishing11]

Every KZbin Patrice clip he looks like a black odd job from 007 hahahhah

[@PS-lv1mr]

underrated comment bro

[@TheKbcolson]

I found out about Patrice O'neal after his death through Bill Burr. Damned. I'm trying my best to catch up.

[@kieranhyland]

same. I heard about him from Mark Normand. So much Patrice content on YT, unreal.

[@geronimocat]

Certified OG

[@lenhudson8194]

@@geronimocat he is.

[@DCMA247]

God Bless all these comics.. Patrice saved my life many of times. I put him on when I get down on life or about god or just anything and it's like he knows what to say or says stuff that helps or opens my eyes in a different way.. or.. just makes me laugh to forget.

[@gshine500]

When they said you should pray to Satan before going war, what was said after that had me dying Lmao.

[@lowkeymd]

These vids make it feel like he's still here

[@smmshoe]

18:35 the most savage Bill Burr moment

[@bithynian3700]

" Satan? I'm low on men, i could really use an army of the undead.,to walk the Earth " - Ant (I laughed so hard for this one :) .Ant, ur the man

[@jcnot9712]

26:49 lmao I can’t believe Patrice got that guy to laugh about it after that angry stream of consciousness. That guy sounded about ready to go pick a bar fight or some shit.

[@KerkinWayno]

My ni66a donation is broken”😂😂😂😂😂

[@silverronjmarcellais6354]

"can slap my wife again,praise Jesus!!" In that southern accent, Fuckin hilarious, I'm still laughing!

[@gitgirl24]

ARRIGHT.... I'm sold now, lol.... I watched a few Patrice O'Neal comedy clips here on youtube (my fave is Bill Burr, and he obviously highly respects Patrice so i checked Patrice out) and I was like 'arright, dude is funny... but damn, the way people talk about him? He ain't THAT funny....".... then I heard THIS..... omg. Ok. Patrice off the cuff, Patrice off the top of his head.... just chillin' with the homies, lmao..... HE SAID WHAT GOOFY COUNTRY IS THAT... THE SWEATER, OMG HAHAHA...... so many one liners on this dude.... he had me dyin' this morning man... NOW i get it. Man is funny af.... I wish i coulda hung out with JUST Bill and Patrice man.... sounds like they had some times. :)

[@nocomment1469]

Shut up , that could all be said in 3 sentences

[@organicorgins576]

Funniest comedian of all time. So underrated, the realest dude

[@Platerpus7]

Anyone who says Patrice was not funny just doesn’t like the way he talks. He was a genius and would be considered one of the best ever if he were still alive.

[@Bubbertan]

They're level of honesty and just pure comedy was the best. I loved their arguments

[@holup2691]

“Satan, turn sand into ants” fucking dying laughing

[@patmagroyn6230]

Anthony called the mayor of Louisiana crazy and insane but in hindsight we went to Iraq for nothing

[@paullandis5524]

True but if you look up this mayor he actually went to jail for stealing money I don’t know if he’s still in jail but he did do time

[@BREAKocean]

​@@paullandis5524 dayumm

[@SouthAfricanAmerica]

25:25 when the Jersey Italian calls in this ENTIRE joke goes OFF the rails 😂😂😂 perfect ending

[@bryancollins3695]

Ay-ay-ay! It's Brooklyn! :)

[@aneciotorres5388]

18:50 this is gold

[@Shinji91]

That last bit with the dude with the accent KILLED me.

[@kinginthefort3928]

The last call and commentary was the best

[@TheAbielBeluts]

19:28 "Ahhh you got me...I was tryna hide it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@turnupthesun81]

This is so funny and relevant today.

[@stanleyfranks9891]

“Five minute dog” Lmao I fucking adore Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal🙏🏻🥰

[@Bill-ou7zp]

He said five headed

[@mickthetic]

Ant’s southern voice is way better than most comedians’ it sounds like someone from my grandma’s church

[@buttayobread505]

That was the greatest phone call i've ever heard

[@jdubya7]

lmfao.. when Patrice said "Flashlight"...

[@ThutoMolefi]

I never understood that part

[@macdaddysteeze1659]

If love to hear what patrice thinks of all the crazy things happening right now in 2020 damn RIP Patrice

[@relaxationmeditation499]

Patrice saved my life. Maybe Bill was onto something.

[@AG-ng7ls]

“This nigga can fart and destroy the world” Bahahaha fuck I miss Patrice we need him now more then ever! R.I.P.!

[@briangreene7085]

I think Joe from Brooklyn is Jim Norton trolling them : ) haha

[@Chuck_Blaze]

I think it sounds like the bagel boss guy

[@petercampbell183]

I visited Iran in 1979, just after the revolution and before the hostage taking. Teheran had modern Western-style Universities and relative freedom for women. Then the shit hit the fan.

[@billtheone3467]

A couple people got cheated on by their wives and stopped that shit real quick

[@delvincolbert4433]

4:20🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the anointed cloth😭😭😭😭😭

[@andreanderson9249]

Oh wow I just finished Hotel Rwanda right before watching this 😂 I was thinking the same thing right before Cumia brought up the line “it’s time to cut down the tall trees”

[@paul1x1]

All those years of theology not wasted

[@porkfrog2785]

the 'accidentally turned up the category meter' 'I was sleepy' Noah's ark riff...how good was this guy?

[@ModzvilleUSA]

25:00 is totally the bagel boss!

[@fergizzo]

As someone who doesnt really belive in god, i feel like a natural disaster is one of the more likely things i could see him being responsible for.

[@JohnDoe-yk3ji]

So you're an atheist because of your fear of consequences, just like the pathology of religious people believing in heaven because of fear of death. That's fine by me, but most atheists I chat too won't admit it, and shitting on religious people is a nice way to make ourselves feel better about our own faulty heuristics.

[@lostlines7533]

My favourite

[@AlastorDarkAngel]

"To the fawkin' nigguhs!!" That took me out I ugly laughed

[@smartbart80]

lol a classic Opie pivot from the funny at the end

[@3ossomok588]

we miss Patrice

[@JohnnysBurner]

Anointed Cloth, Same shit as the "Miracle Spring Water” commercial that comes on late night

[@jangalexisruiz7491]

Full audio please

[@YOUR_neighbor25]

I’m black and the racist part was the FUNNIEST PART lol I’m walking around my store tryin to sound like them and my boss is like wtf

[@biglicker4473]

mack mcentire 😂😂😂 you silly

[@SuperVolsung]

The flaming tyre thing is called " Necklacing"

[@mbolduc]

AKA Winnie Mandela's favorite thing ever

[@AcidRant1]

This is gold

[@propaganja7264]

Not gon lie Bill burr is funny as shit him and Patrice goin back n forth bit for bit would be epic just pure freestyle jokes

[@theimpeccable1069]

25:20 I love the comedic freestyle of Patrice, Bill & Ant of Joe from Brooklyn (Sounds Jersey raised & moved to Brooklyn.. idk! 😂)

[@lungisatakane772]

16:00. I'm South African. It was called Necklacing... ...but Shambooka works too.

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

"Happy Birthday, Patreeeshh"

[@sca8217]

>>CAR CRASH

[@frankystrings]

Anthony's Rural voice is fucking on point 4:15

[@228allday]

Hurricane Katrina fucked up my hometown of Mississippi. New Orleans is only an hour away from where I'm at, we received wind and flood damage shit was rough for a while down here

[@kingdiamonds2316]

“Pray to Satan before battle” 😂😂😂

[@ValiantKnight7983]

holy shit opie actually had some bangers in this one

[@macycarasco1324]

I died when the mayor said “He does not APPROVAL”

[@infinite-sadness]

SURELY!

[@2-bitsampler841]

I think he just said "approve of" really fast

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@2-bitsampler841 Nope. Hopefully you have had your ears checked/fixed since you wrote that. :)

[@cgman1940]

​@2-bitsampler841 "He does not approve-of of us being in Iraq."?

[@skinnyDN]

9:40 Bill Burr saying "arh nuclear weapons", making fun of that caller while Patrice is holding court. Amazing

[@Y2JLionHeart]

18:43 Burr's question there always gets me. 😂

[@Ian-cz9bv]

I wish Patrice could see the world today what an amazing human being

[@PS-lv1mr]

“Evil people always live by the beach” 💀

[@lukefrommacdonalds72]

Does anybody have the full show ?

[@LincolnLagger]

22:57 Yes! Stay Alive

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Bill burr looks like robocop without the helmet

[@kobiyashimaru7425]

Caller: Happy birthday Patrice…. Patrice: … Caller: …listen… Lol

[@CoachMacdaddy]

Anyone know the date this was recorded?

[@lowbo47omzascotave94]

*Eastside Low Bottoms shit !* Just whn i thought I'd heard it all.. Patrice says "That muthafuka wants to hv jew sandwiches." OMFG ! Lmao

[@killerofvikings3577]

So they weren't in Iraq under false pretenses???

[@joeydarko4354]

"lost his mind"? This mayor sounds woke af! LMFAO!! 🧐🤣🤣

[@angeleye8953]

Hate to go here ....they just white man....its true.Proven nothin' was there and they just....they gone root for they team regardless.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

(((false pretenses)))

[@Opie..]

Which O&A is this from?

[@kaecake9575]

"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't." ~Patrice O'Neal

[@realBiGO]

RIP Patrice

[@MrAlecksTv]

does anyone remember what episode Patrice was on when They did a Presidents Day Car sale commercial with Anthony?

[@verynice126]

Idk. But I can't wait to find it. Lol

[@imaniburris8379]

At 16:50 they should’ve said “HOT WHEELZ” 😂😂😂

[@Niketic88]

Damn Anthony and Bill have similar voices

[@duhquadman]

That South African thing with the tires is called necklacing.

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Patrice is the GOAT!!! 🐘

[@kobiyashimaru7425]

Patrice and Anthony are god tier

[@greyknightexan]

The Brooklyn guy was the cherry on top of this, 🤣🤣🤣

[@T-P.]

Whats the point of including the last caller in the video if you will cut it right after?

[@Bruva_Ayamhyt]

Watching this as I wait for a hurricane to come smash my ass in a few hours. KZbin's algorithm wildin lmao

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Hurricane Ida fucked us up; 13 days without power. Had one generator I used for A/C for one bedroom and took in my 81yo neighbor who suffered heat stroke on Day 1. I shared my bed with a Vietnam vet for 13 days. Drove to Hattiesburg everyday for fuel.

[@urizen666]

Flaming tire around the neck is called; Necklacing

[@CrackerJack06]

16:06 - It is time to cut down the tall trees

[@HOTSTUDish]

i don't know