Opie & Anthony - Patrice vs Gallagher

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Time Killing Fuel

Time Killing Fuel

Күн бұрын

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@dksilvers1759
@dksilvers1759 2 жыл бұрын
*Gallagher finally makes it to the pearly gates* Patrice: "What the fuck is up, Leo?!"
@DCMA247
@DCMA247 2 жыл бұрын
aaha facts!
@DaveLeperre
@DaveLeperre Жыл бұрын
Waaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahaha cuz they both dead or sumthin hahahahaha tsssssss aw fawk ya home run
@burdleaf5196
@burdleaf5196 Жыл бұрын
BAHAHAAHAHAAA comedy Gold!
@brodieyake7735
@brodieyake7735 Жыл бұрын
Gallagher spends the rest of his eternity in paradise smashing the heads of sinners with his holy sledge-o-matic for the Lord's amusement.
@jeremiahsalvacion7329
@jeremiahsalvacion7329 Жыл бұрын
@@DaveLeperres
@heli0s2003
@heli0s2003 2 жыл бұрын
Right now, Patrice and Leo are in heaven together, playing games. Patrice is throwing watermelons downhill, onto a series of downward sloping ramps, as Leo is smashing them with a hammer, jumping over them, trying to get to the top.
@AgainstDaMachine
@AgainstDaMachine 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
@tonygbeulie4701
@tonygbeulie4701 Жыл бұрын
XD this comment should be shown way more love XD
@rydz656
@rydz656 Жыл бұрын
LMAO a series of downward sloping ramps.
@callum6224
@callum6224 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit lol
@saca4908
@saca4908 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit hahahaha brilliant
@johnffreydeppstein2474
@johnffreydeppstein2474 3 жыл бұрын
It is astonishingly amazing how often Patrice and Anthony are mentally in sync comedically.
@seancostello6070
@seancostello6070 3 жыл бұрын
Yuck
@nimo517
@nimo517 3 жыл бұрын
They are…. It’s almost like salt and pepper. In past videos they both admit to never ever wanting to hang out outside of radio. And are opinionated racially. But they are always on the same page. Patrice actually makes it harder, and therefore funnier, to compete so we end up getting the best of Ant. Normally, his jokes are amazing only in relative to Opie’s non jokes.
@ripleysasylum9991
@ripleysasylum9991 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome duo. Pure fantastic comedy I love it. Anthony and Patrice’s comedy timing is awesome
@TDrewBR
@TDrewBR 3 жыл бұрын
@@nimo517 thats the great beauty: because if you hang out with your homies all the time nothing is new and no new jokes are created, but when you know how much of a piece of shit he is, and you had time to gather information, the next encouter is aways a warzone
@cartossin
@cartossin 3 жыл бұрын
@@nimo517 Yeah their unlikely chemistry is amazing.
@TRIIGGAVELLI
@TRIIGGAVELLI 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard the news I had to listen to this again lol. I hope him and Patrice made up in the great beyond. RIP Legends.
@NoctesTheCat
@NoctesTheCat 2 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@Resevil
@Resevil 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, they’re both in Hell. “Those little horns and shit? Get those the fuck OUT”
@dreddscott3873
@dreddscott3873 2 жыл бұрын
Same. Once yesterday and once today, lol.
@TRIIGGAVELLI
@TRIIGGAVELLI 2 жыл бұрын
@@Resevil Well I said "Great Beyond" not heaven. See you there too
@dreddscott3873
@dreddscott3873 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 days since Gallagher died and I've been listening to Patrice ever since, lol.
@YokozunaNumber1
@YokozunaNumber1 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice: "Why a watermelon?" I haven't laughed this hard in years.
@g0sT23
@g0sT23 5 ай бұрын
@1:09:00
@nico1397
@nico1397 2 жыл бұрын
Opie making uncomfortable moments worse was honestly his forte, in a good way. Really shines in this one.
@rydz656
@rydz656 Жыл бұрын
You know it's bad if even Opie is getting in lines.
@Not-Ken-Molestina
@Not-Ken-Molestina 11 ай бұрын
Like using a toilet
@cheiatianbriem2078
@cheiatianbriem2078 5 ай бұрын
absolutely. you are so correct. peeps bash him constantly, but he really is the other half
@alexanderbean7737
@alexanderbean7737 5 ай бұрын
This is true. Opie was good during uncomfortable interviews and things like Jocktober
@case1516
@case1516 3 ай бұрын
58:50 holy shit. This is as good as it gets 😂😂
@scrambie
@scrambie 9 жыл бұрын
"fux yeah, nigga" - Patrice O'Neal
@theonecalledvino8165
@theonecalledvino8165 9 жыл бұрын
+Scramblieggs Bahahahaaaa!! He said that to 1980's Gallagher.... Talk about sign of the times!
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486
@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 9 жыл бұрын
+Scramblieggs "I'll beat a bitch's pussy with a hammer like that watermelon"
@trooperjoe73
@trooperjoe73 7 жыл бұрын
Scramblieggs - Legendary!
@iceavelli7667
@iceavelli7667 22 күн бұрын
Classic 🤣
@MasterEm243
@MasterEm243 7 жыл бұрын
"There's only 1 thing I can't apologize for, because I can't help being that." Line of the century.
@pCOCKPRO11
@pCOCKPRO11 5 жыл бұрын
Took me a couple mins but l got it
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 4 жыл бұрын
@@pCOCKPRO11 xD Jesus man, start smoking less. If the old man didn't get angry at the end, this would be a phenomenal episode, just a few funny guys messing with each other.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan C Salinas Where's the problem exactly?
@crieverytim
@crieverytim 4 жыл бұрын
what is that, just another way to say "I'm Born This Way"?
@theoriginaltommysteward
@theoriginaltommysteward 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha how do people not understand this line?
@willhendrickson972
@willhendrickson972 3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest radio bit ever. Patrice and Anthony were relentless! They’re the best radio duo in history, and this is their Mona Lisa.
@knicksfule
@knicksfule 2 жыл бұрын
By the end of this they've turned Gallagher into Fez
@aaron6431
@aaron6431 2 жыл бұрын
@@knicksfule Fez vibes for sure.
@saca4908
@saca4908 Жыл бұрын
Very well put, sir. Agreed.
@mikeleal9324
@mikeleal9324 5 жыл бұрын
Gallagher: "I can't believe anyone is still listening to this" Jokes on you, hack. I'm listening to this shit years later. RIP to Patrice.
@Iron_Thunderstorm
@Iron_Thunderstorm 5 жыл бұрын
Try the Opie and Anthony Roasts, which I doubt you haven't seen yet...but I've watched the Jim Norton roast and the Rich Vos roast at least 15 times
@robertablasted6890
@robertablasted6890 5 жыл бұрын
@@Iron_Thunderstorm why would you listen to Voss?
@Wats3d
@Wats3d 5 жыл бұрын
Because he is great!
@Mr_ATM
@Mr_ATM 5 жыл бұрын
I stone washhkk my car today
@dinozografakis
@dinozografakis 4 жыл бұрын
Yea Gallagher is complete trash compared to Patrice.
@CeeZee001
@CeeZee001 3 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this about once every year since 2010. Patrice was a comedy god
@CeeZee001
@CeeZee001 2 жыл бұрын
Still here. RIP patrekee
@ereek5
@ereek5 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow never heard this before"...Why a watermelon?" was one of the funniest lines I've heard in quite some time. The timing, the set up, everything. Perfection.
@mattyboyanderson
@mattyboyanderson 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice pulled "Booger Chops" and "Barnaby Clifton" out of thin air. Amazing.
@simeoncampbell7945
@simeoncampbell7945 2 жыл бұрын
If you’re willing, I’d take a new cut while we listen each year 🤷🏻‍♂️
@simeoncampbell7945
@simeoncampbell7945 2 жыл бұрын
Last like to listen through 🙏🏼 Rip my dude
@KermitTheFrogHere
@KermitTheFrogHere 10 жыл бұрын
"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, THEY OUGHTA DAM UP THE COLORADO. OH!" Fucking hilarious.
@yittmashups
@yittmashups 4 жыл бұрын
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, DAFREAKIN' NATIONAL ANTHEM IN MEXICAN. OH!
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 жыл бұрын
Ant does the best Dice impression😎
@koopaa13
@koopaa13 3 жыл бұрын
38:20
@DSto90
@DSto90 11 ай бұрын
Dice was as funny as a dirty public toilet, like.. 😅 hah? The gimmick of impersonating Dice is funny but still.. Nooooo one since 2000's g.a.f. bout some "🎲"
@thescooterbrown
@thescooterbrown 4 ай бұрын
​@@DSto90its sounded funny to me and I don't even know 🎲, the intent of the impression is clear
@knicksfule
@knicksfule 2 жыл бұрын
This is a good example of what Opie should be doing. He keeps Gallagher from leaving and asks leading questions
@louisskulnik7390
@louisskulnik7390 Жыл бұрын
It is a fantastic role on this type of program. Poor Opster did not agree, this killing the golden goose.
@JayrodTremonki
@JayrodTremonki 9 ай бұрын
His peak was keeping Donald Rumsfeld on the line
@DontTreadOnUsBlog
@DontTreadOnUsBlog 9 жыл бұрын
The best part of this; Patrice didn't even do his own googling... just tells Von to do it over the radio and boom, she does it. She really was a soldier haha
@jrsmith3344
@jrsmith3344 7 жыл бұрын
DontTreadOnMyVape True Pimp Shit
@Frankybroadcast
@Frankybroadcast 6 жыл бұрын
Leooooo! Lmfao
@mackwoodworks
@mackwoodworks 5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Straccia 🤢
@Misty8097
@Misty8097 5 жыл бұрын
@Lil' Connor Peterson what's the story there
@JustinBlazzzee
@JustinBlazzzee 4 жыл бұрын
Von is the worst. She tried to do comedy and it was the worst piece of shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Then she tried to market herself as some sort of dating coach, calling herself “coach Von”
@BigPrometheus
@BigPrometheus 8 жыл бұрын
this is how you know Payrice had mad respect for Gallagher; he made fun of him but didn't rip him as much as he really could
@coach3155
@coach3155 5 жыл бұрын
hes fuckin holding back bruh
@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice was only using about 15% of his true power
@kweenkareen6317
@kweenkareen6317 4 жыл бұрын
That would have been so unfair and cruel. I cringe at a few parts of this LOL
@2gritty
@2gritty 3 жыл бұрын
@@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw facts
@eejaysoul7595
@eejaysoul7595 3 жыл бұрын
I think it’s because Patrice didn’t know him well enough to respectfully trash him like he would Colin or Vos. But the respect is clear.
@keithfissel1884
@keithfissel1884 3 жыл бұрын
“He took his glasses off. Maybe he puts them on over the hood”. I spit out my Gatorade!!
@darrinmatthews3778
@darrinmatthews3778 2 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to hear Ants joke about Gallaghers Twitter but of course baby boy couldn’t handle it so Ant had to censor himself 😡
@XaeeD
@XaeeD 7 жыл бұрын
58:47 is gold Opie goes: "He said my mom fucked a viking." Patrice: "At least it has 'king' in it." Anthony immediately replies with: "Yours has 'king' in it too." Ant is a fuckin comedic genius.
@mdc2077
@mdc2077 6 жыл бұрын
XaeeD so quick.
@RiffChris
@RiffChris 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit slow, explain it please?
@TheYongary
@TheYongary 2 жыл бұрын
@@RiffChris King Kong
@chillsjiujitsu
@chillsjiujitsu 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheYongary mlk too
@intercoursehandguns851
@intercoursehandguns851 Жыл бұрын
​@@chillsjiujitsu Def not intended
@GhettoFabulousLorch
@GhettoFabulousLorch 2 жыл бұрын
Ready for round 2 Patrice?
@pablojones77
@pablojones77 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Misty8097
@Misty8097 2 жыл бұрын
This just broke my heart
@Weezy414
@Weezy414 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody understands how amazing this comment is
@BigStevie
@BigStevie 2 жыл бұрын
Legends🤘
@jayreed9630
@jayreed9630 2 жыл бұрын
Love them both. RIP.
@thesnapper84
@thesnapper84 11 жыл бұрын
The end was classic....When Patrice said "let me know if he washes his hands"...right after he shakes Ghallagher hand.....CUT
@Sobieskicharge
@Sobieskicharge 9 жыл бұрын
"SHE TYPED IN GALLAGHER REAL NAME, THAT SHIT SAID LEO NIGGA" lmao im in fucking tears
@briangriffin5359
@briangriffin5359 5 жыл бұрын
6 years later. I'm not even gonna try to pretend . I'm still replaying these. People like Patrice are needed . I'm pissed at him for dying. .
@oppeer
@oppeer 2 жыл бұрын
We need him more then ever
@kevincorso7929
@kevincorso7929 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yea man. I come back every couple years. No shame.
@brianwilhelm3777
@brianwilhelm3777 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what snacks & junk food was too irresistible & took him out😢
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 2 жыл бұрын
@@brianwilhelm3777 ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF THEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!
@rustyshack1707
@rustyshack1707 Жыл бұрын
I’m here now. Was here a couple years ago, and then a year before that lol. There’s no shame in it, I love these guys.
@rossazner5918
@rossazner5918 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Gallagher. Had to come here the second I heard the news. Thanks for the laughs.
@jamesthomison4356
@jamesthomison4356 6 жыл бұрын
"the Blue Man Group doesnt talk about the 1st Amendment and then become blue." Great line
@avidadolares
@avidadolares 3 жыл бұрын
But the Orange Man group does.
@liquidmang
@liquidmang 3 жыл бұрын
@@avidadolares that was fucking 👍 🤣🤣🤣
@intercoursehandguns851
@intercoursehandguns851 Жыл бұрын
​@@avidadolares true dat 😢
@nam6128
@nam6128 3 ай бұрын
Imagine if they did tho. Really political and deep and then start applying the blue paint and don't say another word. It'd be fucking hilarious 😂
@RickyLeroyBrownMusic
@RickyLeroyBrownMusic 7 жыл бұрын
I listen to this about 4 times a year... ...it`s like my all time favourite movie I could watch forever...
@RickyLeroyBrownMusic
@RickyLeroyBrownMusic 5 жыл бұрын
@Ajax Aidy he walked away in marc maron's podcast. He was/is not playing dumb/ignorant for the sake of it
@mattb8943
@mattb8943 5 жыл бұрын
There are so many great lines. "Well he said my mom fucked a Viking." "Well imagine what he thinks my mom fucked!" "At least it has king in it, Jesus Christ." "Yours has king in it too." Holy shit, I'm dying laughing and I've listened to this easily 20-30 times over the years.
@zuscanga30
@zuscanga30 4 жыл бұрын
Matt B I might be stupid, but can someone explain the joke to me
@frozenlicks
@frozenlicks 4 жыл бұрын
@@zuscanga30 Anthony is referring to Kingkong
@kweenkareen6317
@kweenkareen6317 4 жыл бұрын
Its a *Classic*. ...it lifts me up too
@SweatyOracle
@SweatyOracle 2 жыл бұрын
This is where I came when I heard Leo passed. It still makes me laugh out loud, something that rarely happens anymore
@brandonb3174
@brandonb3174 2 жыл бұрын
He did O&A two days before this if you’ve never heard it : kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXStg6N_qqeVbdk beginning at 2:21:00
@copacetic9018
@copacetic9018 9 жыл бұрын
God bless Patrice. Wish he was still with us.
@zufgh
@zufgh 4 жыл бұрын
27:24 I love how all three of them ask 'SCOTT THOMPSON?!' in utter bewilderment. The reveal of Carrot Top's real name just cuts right through Gallagher's rant.
@witwix
@witwix 2 жыл бұрын
it reminded me of a scooby doo episode when they take off the bad guys mask
@haileyshannon7548
@haileyshannon7548 Жыл бұрын
The Kid In The Hall?
@topsuperseven7910
@topsuperseven7910 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know that anything in life has brought me more joy than Patrice vs Gallagher. It's 2 hours of non-stop greatness lol
@paydn202
@paydn202 2 жыл бұрын
REST IN PIECE TWO LEGENDS haha i grew up on gallaghers first special i found patrice when i was like 13 im 32 now and still listen to patrice literally every day.
@miamimagicians
@miamimagicians Жыл бұрын
Yup gone too soon very talented
@BunniMonster
@BunniMonster 7 жыл бұрын
58:47 and on.. "Yours has "King" in it too.." Beautiful work.
@bricecate
@bricecate 7 жыл бұрын
Gallagher saying "you called me a fire hose.....squinting black people against the wall" was the most amazing thing I've ever heard
@cooliovasquez
@cooliovasquez 10 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god, Anthony and Patrice were hilarious in this.
@mikeo5003
@mikeo5003 5 жыл бұрын
what about opie?
@jody90210
@jody90210 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeo5003 he was definitely there
@BeeHatGuy
@BeeHatGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@jody90210 lmao
@thegodinhere
@thegodinhere 3 жыл бұрын
@@jody90210 🤣🤣🤣
@Dsmurf2201
@Dsmurf2201 3 жыл бұрын
"OOOOOH SHIT! OHTALMBOUTHIMOMMA!!!" Patrice silent then laughs. I lost it
@samuelo833
@samuelo833 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard on that one :D
@athenique
@athenique 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Sir Ron Gallagher, may you and Patrice each enjoy your own water fountains in heaven.
@parkshiledriver9960
@parkshiledriver9960 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best O&A episodes ever. I've listened to this whole thing more times than I can count.
@SFpurphaze
@SFpurphaze 2 жыл бұрын
Glad im not the only one. Over the years ive heard this 30x minimum, sad but this shit is a classic
@MentLeee
@MentLeee 2 жыл бұрын
Same. About once or twice a year
@defaultusername123
@defaultusername123 5 жыл бұрын
If this ever gets taken down, I’m going ape shit. This is hands down my favorite Patrice episode on O&A. If Patrice was around today I would have loved to have seen a Gallagher and Patrice podcast so god damn much. Opposites work in their case
@Rays_Bad_Decisions
@Rays_Bad_Decisions 2 жыл бұрын
He really trys to help Gallagher it''s hilarious
@defaultusername123
@defaultusername123 Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Gallagher 😞
@daveme3582
@daveme3582 7 ай бұрын
In a perfect world Patrice and Gallagher are kicking it now cracking each other up in the beyond. This was so epic
@nonethemiser
@nonethemiser 2 жыл бұрын
"Hickory dickory dock, they oughta dam up the Colorado."
@beardandtasche4072
@beardandtasche4072 6 ай бұрын
I come back here every year for the steady escalation : timestamps for: - 50:23 - Beginning of gold - 56:05 - Gallagher Bathroom quipp - 57:05 - Flatulence - 58:20 - Gallagher drops the hat - 1:01:20 - Barbers - 1:01:50 - 1930’s - 1:04:42 - Africa Nigeria - 1:05:23 - Gallagher gets called out by Patrice - 1:05:41 - Burning Sledgehammer - 1:06:40 - Op calls it - 1:07:00 - Fountains - 1:08:25 - Hoods - 1:09:00 - Million dollar question - 1:10:50 - One thing Patrice can’t apologise
@JustSwivel2
@JustSwivel2 8 ай бұрын
"He's a Wolfman and you brought a full moon in."
@junebethune9316
@junebethune9316 4 жыл бұрын
58:19 when Patrice says "told you" - he won
@noahcorpus6609
@noahcorpus6609 10 жыл бұрын
Loved as a kid, completely bored as an adult, and after hearing him piss and moan about how great he is makes me never want to see or hear anything more about him.
@Mandy7D7
@Mandy7D7 10 жыл бұрын
If you want to top it off, listen to him walk out on a pod cast with Marc Maron, it's on KZbin. Never heard anyone so egotistical and angry.
@MJAce85
@MJAce85 5 жыл бұрын
Mandy Marc Maron was waaaay more egotistical than he was. He completely railroaded him the entire time.
@DJugg99
@DJugg99 8 жыл бұрын
Radio gold. The parts that Opie, Anthony and Patrice played were done to perfection. Brilliant.
@TylerNorCal
@TylerNorCal 9 жыл бұрын
Anthony's scary quickness and brilliance at 34:00
@DavidHayesbigtoe
@DavidHayesbigtoe 3 жыл бұрын
His King Kong line as well is lightning
@snicker576
@snicker576 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidHayesbigtoe Man I didnt get the milkman one, I wishI did! What did Ant say? I cant really hear it
@theoriginaltommysteward
@theoriginaltommysteward 3 жыл бұрын
@@snicker576 Just reverse what Patrice says right before...
@snicker576
@snicker576 3 жыл бұрын
@@theoriginaltommysteward I tried man, the only thing I could come up with was "man milk", was that the joke?
@theoriginaltommysteward
@theoriginaltommysteward 3 жыл бұрын
@@snicker576 Haha that's not all he says...there's one more word after milkman.
@itsMattydud3
@itsMattydud3 9 жыл бұрын
At 1:07:37 when ant goes "... Look..." I like he's about to explain himself after that civil rights joke lmao I lost it I couldn't stop laughing
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 6 жыл бұрын
Social Anxiety Gaming I wasn’t ready!! Ant is a Savage
@BigStevie
@BigStevie 2 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Patrice & Gallagher💜
@GREGXCELENTEFILM
@GREGXCELENTEFILM 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit everything was good and then after the Gallagher are you racist question it all turned into GOLD
@shmok
@shmok 10 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest segments ever. Patrice and Ant were in rare form here and Gallagher unwittingly played the patsy to perfection. Even Opie came through with a few great lines. His Dean Wormer "no way to go through life" hit me hard
@antichavista82
@antichavista82 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta give it to the Opester, he was really good on this one playing the good cop.
@PrinceAppalling
@PrinceAppalling 2 жыл бұрын
"He really wants to smash an eggplant right now" was a pretty underrated line too imo
@JohnnSmithh
@JohnnSmithh 8 жыл бұрын
"i'm a friend of your life" lol he kills me
@harkonxbleach777
@harkonxbleach777 8 жыл бұрын
"We make fun of everything and everyone." Except for you Opie, except for you.
@ThatCrazyPickles
@ThatCrazyPickles 5 жыл бұрын
Howie W yeah true I started watching these like 3-4 years ago and I seen the comments and came with a open mind but it’s true everyone rips on each other except for opie cuz he gets a lil salty
@AgentXXSmith
@AgentXXSmith 9 жыл бұрын
Patrice making Ant lose his shit(laughter, that is) is just the sweetest sound in the shitty fucking world.
@brandoeliksir2742
@brandoeliksir2742 8 жыл бұрын
Q: Gallagher are you rascist A: Why?
@joshbirrell3992
@joshbirrell3992 6 жыл бұрын
rayskist
@nateg9770
@nateg9770 6 жыл бұрын
Brando Eliksir that was by far the funniest question Opie has ever asked and an even more brilliant response by Gallagher I laughed my ass off great moment and Patrice is the man
@nateg9770
@nateg9770 6 жыл бұрын
truly one of my favorite moments besides patrice laughing at Bobo when he first witnessed the up and down game!! PATRICE I miss you brother! when opie sold the watch he got from Patrice's benefit after his death I lost all respect for opie. instead of a object that is supposed to be a reminder of a person who is supposed to be your friend and he returns it and gets a few shirts. And if opie tries saying that was a bit, he is lying. anyone else notice that shitty move opie did with the watch?? PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! I ALWAYS SAY TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD PATRICE DO?
@thejuggernaut6928
@thejuggernaut6928 6 жыл бұрын
More relevant than ever. Liberals look to call everyone a racist. they live for it. So why give them the satisfaction?
@superstraight8402
@superstraight8402 6 жыл бұрын
Nate G he sold the watch?! Are u fucking for real?! Why did he do that? Did he give a reason? Did he end up not like Patrice after he died???
@JohnDoe-cu2hl
@JohnDoe-cu2hl 2 жыл бұрын
Best segment ever RIP to everyone involved
@MrGarage
@MrGarage 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best piece of radio that there ever will be.
@MisterMinotaur
@MisterMinotaur 10 жыл бұрын
38:09 LMFAO "It's Andrew Dice Gallagher ghghghg"
@metalmayhem3622
@metalmayhem3622 8 жыл бұрын
38:00
@twiztdupsmoke187
@twiztdupsmoke187 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO fuck yeah, Ant kills with the dice
@Misty8097
@Misty8097 4 жыл бұрын
Ill never get over that shit
@defaultusername123
@defaultusername123 4 жыл бұрын
Hasan Kodal 38:20 HAAAAHAAA
@Randomhero651
@Randomhero651 9 жыл бұрын
Super smart guy Gallagher confused a photon with a proton.
@user-og6hl6lv7p
@user-og6hl6lv7p 4 жыл бұрын
@Trantor The Troll boooooo
@defaultusername123
@defaultusername123 4 жыл бұрын
Randomhero651 Gallagher likes to sound smart when in reality he’s a fuckin coo coo bird
@dannysigurdson6533
@dannysigurdson6533 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's a weird question but not really a nonsense question to ask what the difference is between a photon and an electron. But it would be so esoteric and so far removed from common knowledge that it would make the guy come across as even more of an insufferable douchebag. I don't know what's a worse look actually. Which way do I give him the benefit of the doubt?
@yofromda410j-man5
@yofromda410j-man5 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao i swear i was really pissed at that. He was so broken that he lost his composure and still tried and i could even see him uncrossing his arms to try and hurt feelings like a kid. But its defense i guess
@albertonavarrox86
@albertonavarrox86 4 жыл бұрын
nope he said photon on purpose he was ready for the response to correct them.
@nasstak3440
@nasstak3440 3 жыл бұрын
The fire hose line may be the single greatest line ever uttered in radio, tv or the internet.
@aarone6483
@aarone6483 3 жыл бұрын
57:05 Patrice going in with the hard-hitting questions.
@stickhurler11
@stickhurler11 5 жыл бұрын
CLASSIC Patrice!!! He was untouchable. Thank you so much for uploading.
@chazg8489
@chazg8489 10 жыл бұрын
"he's going to put the glasses on over the hood" LMFAO
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 6 жыл бұрын
Chaz G that made me holler
@k27sweat
@k27sweat 5 жыл бұрын
That was HILARIOUS!!
@cthulufunk
@cthulufunk 7 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Gallagher takes himself way too seriously and Patrice saw that.
@kweenkareen6317
@kweenkareen6317 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, played like a fiddle. I had no empathy. lol
@trple2
@trple2 3 жыл бұрын
Think of how annoying it would be to get career advice from Patrice when your career is 1000 times better. Leo was nice.
@skylardesmire9585
@skylardesmire9585 3 жыл бұрын
@@trple2 You're never too big to take advice, that's how you stop growing
@trple2
@trple2 3 жыл бұрын
@@skylardesmire9585 that's true. but it does help if the person is knowledgeable. there's a limit to the ratio of bullshit information vs valuable stuff anyone can take in. Just saying it would have been more compelling and a better use of everyone's time for Leo to be advising Patrice than vice versa.
@trple2
@trple2 3 жыл бұрын
@@zalenahquaddy4354 I mean, he made giant amount of money and was huge. That's not a very easy point to hit. Not saying he or anyone sustains that easily their whole career or into their 70s.
@scorcoz
@scorcoz 5 жыл бұрын
"The blue man group doesn't talk about the first amendment and then become blue" Patrice O'Neal the GOAT everyone
@contactkeithstack
@contactkeithstack 5 жыл бұрын
Haha it's like his lady gaga joke - this song goes out to all the disenfranchised, all the immigrants, yearning to be free - BRRR YAA BA BA BA
@Enuelle
@Enuelle 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice's laugh through the whole thing.. This was epic god bless Patrice
@ClintEatswood
@ClintEatswood 5 жыл бұрын
This might be the best O&A segment ever.
@JimmyORizzle
@JimmyORizzle 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to this and loved it for several years now and am up to about my 20th listen. Still somehow the part that always gets me laughing the most is at 11:49 and Patrice’s random ‘I’m tryna help you man!’
@christiansky942
@christiansky942 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing the replay value of these. I listen to the episode "Stupid sexy Bobby" quite a bit hahaha
@LoboLocoX
@LoboLocoX 10 жыл бұрын
Gallagher sounds like Fez Whatley and his attitude during this matches him as well
@squidincsquid
@squidincsquid 6 жыл бұрын
You nailed it.
@notsusan
@notsusan 4 жыл бұрын
i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. he sounds so much like late-career Fez, but with more delusions of his own talent.
@MikeLoveThyself
@MikeLoveThyself 4 жыл бұрын
I always die laughing when Patrice tells him what to do with his hair and mustache 😂
@nothingtoseehear5012
@nothingtoseehear5012 2 жыл бұрын
Had to come back to this classic.
@MarleyBM199
@MarleyBM199 10 жыл бұрын
listening to this without knowing who gallagher is, you wouldn't think he was a comedian
@glenhanley6414
@glenhanley6414 10 жыл бұрын
How couldn't you? He doesn't shut the fuck up saying it.
@BrokenDollyTV
@BrokenDollyTV 7 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@Flying_Snakes
@Flying_Snakes 6 жыл бұрын
because he wasn't...smashing watermelons and shit, fuckin' hack. That shit was almost funny one time if you are high.
@thejuggernaut6928
@thejuggernaut6928 6 жыл бұрын
Just like all things. People talk shit about stuff they dont know.
@chazzmccconnell2191
@chazzmccconnell2191 5 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt know who Gallagher is?
@chazzmccconnell2191
@chazzmccconnell2191 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the first o&a uploads that sold me
@jtapia1123
@jtapia1123 10 ай бұрын
59:02 this has to be one of the great all time Anthony lines, he’s gotta be one of the funniest non-comedians ever
@ClibanariusJJ
@ClibanariusJJ 11 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, talk about living in the past. The "Windows is built on DOS so it's going to bottleneck" thing stopped being true DEFINITIVELY with XP. So in the year 2010, he was working with information outdated in 1999. Love seeing Gallagher be an idiot, thanks for posting this one in particular (RIP Patrice :( )
@jslbrt
@jslbrt 11 жыл бұрын
Not only are you correct, but the MS-DOS architecture was pushed aside 3 editions earlier than XP. NT Architecture has been developed and favored for close to two decades now. Furthermore, Microsoft has an engineering base of over 40,000 individuals, they know what they are doing. On a relevant note, Gallagher is a fucking hack as I ever heard one.
@DannOfSteel
@DannOfSteel 7 жыл бұрын
But his "dam up the Colorado river to stop the Mexican drug trade" idea was 100% relevant and revolutionary.
@BilltheButcher1855
@BilltheButcher1855 6 жыл бұрын
Hey guys now come on... the idea of why the coach doesn’t dump the Gatorade cooler was pretty unthinkable. I mean Gallagher probably saved hundreds from heart attacks by presenting this brilliant idea
@Chris-yq3kp
@Chris-yq3kp 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Dice Clay Because it’s tradition and deep down the coaches kind of enjoy it
@thejerseycomic4723
@thejerseycomic4723 5 жыл бұрын
50:41 Funniest response to that question😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@asynchronicity
@asynchronicity Жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to teach him how to buy seeds and grow his own fruit!” 😅😂😅😂😅
@LiquidCruelty
@LiquidCruelty 2 жыл бұрын
it is still baffling to me how anyone can listen to this and not understand that Patrice loved and respected Gallagher
@jungshin87
@jungshin87 2 жыл бұрын
indeed, in a strange way gallagher is a lot like patrice, and even more ironically, in this episode patrice was the one coaching gallgher to be LESS like himself, which is the very thing that patrice himself never properly compromised in.
@defaultusername123
@defaultusername123 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. He called him “Carlinesque”, which is very true of Gallagher in his prime. Always appreciated the way Patrice tried to approach everyone as a person and not as “Gallagher” or whomever
@BusterCherry1
@BusterCherry1 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, they were fucking with him pretty good but it wasn't malicious.
@jeremylawson6648
@jeremylawson6648 Жыл бұрын
Gallagher wasn’t listening to Patrice at all.
@jeremylawson6648
@jeremylawson6648 Жыл бұрын
you have “I gave up mustache, I gave up hair do”😂 fuckin hilarious
@californiacavemandastardly6538
@californiacavemandastardly6538 3 жыл бұрын
1:07:00, Ant "Im a two water fountain man"...then follow ups with "the first guys to do Gallaghers act was the white guy with the firehoses durning the civil rights movement."....Patrice laughed his ass off so hard.
@MegamaXX500
@MegamaXX500 8 жыл бұрын
I DON'T HAVE JOKES LEO, I HAVE SOLILOQUYS
@SoulVernacular23
@SoulVernacular23 8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@R3kolas
@R3kolas 7 жыл бұрын
You googled how to spell that
@nabe1878
@nabe1878 6 жыл бұрын
I hope not, because its spelled incorrectly!
@wilderpros.6747
@wilderpros.6747 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@defaultusername123
@defaultusername123 4 жыл бұрын
Max Camacho sonnets
@anneominous7172
@anneominous7172 Жыл бұрын
Man, Gallagher telling Ant he doesn't know funny at the end was fucking wild.
@PureDisorder
@PureDisorder 7 жыл бұрын
LOL Gallagher's ego was bruised so hard he couldn't stop engaging Patrice
@arekhautaluoma4276
@arekhautaluoma4276 3 жыл бұрын
He deserved it XD
@aBT31
@aBT31 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw he died.
@PresidentoftheManosquare
@PresidentoftheManosquare 2 жыл бұрын
They both come together very quickly on the fact they both have integrity and have never sold out... and that is why they were never huge...
@WaldoBagelTopper
@WaldoBagelTopper 4 жыл бұрын
“At least yours has ‘king’ in it!” “Yours has ‘king’ too!” Man, these guys were snipers when they fed off each other.
@maurohernandez1354
@maurohernandez1354 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@TDrewBR
@TDrewBR 2 жыл бұрын
@@maurohernandez1354 "king kong" as patrice was a big black fellow lmao
@maurohernandez1354
@maurohernandez1354 2 жыл бұрын
@@TDrewBR 😂🤣 holy shit
@Wonders2Ponder
@Wonders2Ponder 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony and Patrice had such good chemistry.
@SnakePeel
@SnakePeel 2 жыл бұрын
This was amazingly funny! RIP Patrice and Gallagher.
@tucsonwebuyhouses1465
@tucsonwebuyhouses1465 9 ай бұрын
Opie's question at 51:42 and Gallagher reaction/answer is classic O&A radio gold!
@jeremylawson6648
@jeremylawson6648 Жыл бұрын
Patrice had an epiphany “he doesn’t wanna stop smashing shit” lmao
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the rare moments where opie was bearable
@knicksfule
@knicksfule 2 жыл бұрын
29:05 Gallagher tells a tiger woods joke and Patrice reacts
@TehLivingDeath
@TehLivingDeath 11 жыл бұрын
From about 1:30:00 on, you can physical feel Gallagher's blood-pressure reaching critical mass. Awesome upload, thanks!
@mrslippyfistable
@mrslippyfistable 9 жыл бұрын
im surprised fez managed to keep it together here and not cry
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 2 жыл бұрын
Patrice is grilling him again up there.
@simplelife88393
@simplelife88393 2 жыл бұрын
telling him he has I-gave-up hair
@GazerOfShoe
@GazerOfShoe 3 ай бұрын
Down there.
@noireverite9362
@noireverite9362 7 жыл бұрын
I spat out my Coffee when Patrice O'Neal called Gallagher the N Word....he kept it Too Real!!! 💯👊😎
@cointelpromusic6375
@cointelpromusic6375 2 жыл бұрын
45:00 ... "you're not my friend" hilarious every time
@jeremylawson6648
@jeremylawson6648 Жыл бұрын
so childish lol he had no reason to not like Patrice.
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 6 жыл бұрын
Here’s the question “Why a watermelon”?
@josephguzman4737
@josephguzman4737 4 жыл бұрын
Classic
@absolutelamb262
@absolutelamb262 3 жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite episodes
@CallingALLmarks
@CallingALLmarks 3 жыл бұрын
I listen to this clip at least once every few months
@whobootlegs5825
@whobootlegs5825 4 жыл бұрын
Great radio. Fascinating actually. Patrice was so fucking genuine. The most sincere comic around.
@TreeOfWoe666
@TreeOfWoe666 9 жыл бұрын
"OH! SO WHEN I PICK ON YOU, IT'S ILLEGAL?!" No, Gallagher...just Opie.
@taLLdavid33
@taLLdavid33 4 жыл бұрын
"Mr.shitty wheelchair tiger woods joke" LMFAO!!
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