*I'm more competent at the game than I am at drinking tea, FML*
@daredgobbo45355 жыл бұрын
Alex: attempts to be spiffing. Also Alex: My tounge! Ahhhh!
@KevinMcScrooge5 жыл бұрын
And you're British!
@zddxddyddw5 жыл бұрын
Play as BOI and make the biggest boi possible!
@fredrikkirderf29075 жыл бұрын
play Sparta
@KevinMcScrooge5 жыл бұрын
@@zddxddyddw yes
@SuperSpin2585 жыл бұрын
alex is so incompetent even drinking tea is a struggle for him
@garrettallen74275 жыл бұрын
What?! A joke that doesn’t involve Alex’s hair? IMPOSSIBLE!
@Aviationlord77425 жыл бұрын
Making tea is a struggle for him
@jondoe35615 жыл бұрын
It was a nice little ditty.
@demeterruinedmylife31995 жыл бұрын
"Where are they getting these fresh troops from?" Hannibal:"Yeah I was wondering about that after Cannae too!"
@bluemobster00235 жыл бұрын
Suppiluliuma oh it's simple just enlist 70% of your nation to fight
@emirdiegomontes64115 жыл бұрын
Hannibal: *destroys Rome at Cannae* Rome: *enlist 70% of the male population* Hannibal: Plus kda then
@Felix-gg5cj5 жыл бұрын
Alex - I think I have elephants, oh yes I do. Cersei - *Triggered*
@math30005 жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS?! intensifies
@LumberjackMC5 жыл бұрын
There are actually 4 punic wars. Its happening right now between the Forehead and Alex's hairline. Bloody war. Very sad.
@moooo17435 жыл бұрын
His Forehead is Rome unfortunately for Alex..
@cameronwhorf95465 жыл бұрын
Millions of hair follicles have died in the grueling war
@ave7895 жыл бұрын
wouldn't the war for his forehead be the First Pubic War
@j.franklin215 жыл бұрын
Who is winning?
@thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын
0:19, when Alex The Rambler has turned into Spiffin Brit
@rens20305 жыл бұрын
Thomas Turner no u
@8thPreacher5 жыл бұрын
but Spiff knows how to drink tea....
@emirdiegomontes64115 жыл бұрын
He failed to drink tea properly.... IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN
@TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын
My school has this book that we have to wright about what we want to achieve in life. I drew the Roman Empire.
@anthonyminyard27155 жыл бұрын
*write
@TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyminyard2715 Wanna get crucified? Pay your taxes and be quiet.
@missingtho83535 жыл бұрын
@@TailsIsDisappointed Wanna get crucified? Learn english
@TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын
@@missingtho8353 Pure Romans spoke Latin. Learn history.
@2manyeggshells5 жыл бұрын
@@TailsIsDisappointed and what does that have to do with the fucking comment, no one talked about what language the romans spoke
@joegillett28455 жыл бұрын
Play As Boi And form the Ulm empire centuries early
@MuunNii5 жыл бұрын
ULM
@riddlie7875 жыл бұрын
Boi as in Boihaemea
@Alex-lf5sh5 жыл бұрын
IR has Boi EU4 has Ulm HOI4 has Tannu Tuva And together they'll slap your BUTT
@davidkelly42105 жыл бұрын
"If you're new to the game..." OF COURSE WE'RE NEW TO THE GAME, IT'S NOT OUT YET! lol
@SylvainsRamblings5 жыл бұрын
Play as the Samnites and win the Samnite wars against Rome ALL OF THEM
@keizervanenerc51805 жыл бұрын
Rambler: can i have tea Spiffing: we have tea at home Tea at home: 🔥🔥🔥
@benjesterw5 жыл бұрын
Try a Challenge to unite Britain, maybe as the Irish for spicy ahistorical flavour. The reverse potatoe famine.
@ekulzonum5 жыл бұрын
Ireland starts uninhabited
@ObviouslyNotXenrek5 жыл бұрын
@@ekulzonum no, there was a single tribal province in the north, wasnt there? Representing one of the clans and the hillfort they traditionally held or something
@ekulzonum5 жыл бұрын
@@ObviouslyNotXenrek I saw some other dude play in Britain and Ireland was entirely blank, I could be wrong tho
@trebah6625 жыл бұрын
@@ekulzonum There is an Irish trouble in the northeast of Ireland
@ekulzonum5 жыл бұрын
@@trebah662 after buyin' the game and playing the 10 hours nonstop I can confirm Ireland does have a single tribe
@conman21755 жыл бұрын
"I've sacked Rome." "What did it cost?" "Everything."
@Bus_Driver_Jay5 жыл бұрын
Alex spends intro struggling to read, speak and see. THIS is the stuff I signed up for. Keep on rocking, Alex.
@jacobgebhart75505 жыл бұрын
Rome didn't salt Carthage. They needed the fertile land for food. They did however burn the city down to destroy all Carthaginian culture and history and rebuilt a Roman city ontop the ruins
@helicongremory84805 жыл бұрын
They did salt carthage but just the city itself, and then rebuilt a city some years later anyway, but no at the same place exactly.
@sjael69235 жыл бұрын
Do Japan Vs The World on HOI4, Try to last as long as you can without capitulating. Love your videos btw, RamFam Ftw.
@Icelandicmaster005 жыл бұрын
Roman people were so terrible in Colosseum there were millions of gladiators who died and there were also millions of animals who died like lions,tigers,bears,elephants,hippos,leopards and deers poor animals
@JarNO_WAY5 жыл бұрын
Wow you accepted my challenge, noice!
@DustyBustty5 жыл бұрын
You are the only person I have found that makes this game enjoyable to watch
@habib16145 жыл бұрын
Honestly. watching anyone else is honestly boring. They move so slow and they giving mini tutorials throughout it's annoying
@johnmonkelennon39005 жыл бұрын
I come from the future,Alex hair is the same.... *Non-existent*
@randomlyentertaining82875 жыл бұрын
"Win the Punic Wars. ALL OF THEM." Well if Carthage had won the first war, there wouldn't have been any second war. Only reason there was a second one is Rome was strong enough to challenge Carthage and Hannibal father had made him swear that blood oath.
@RC15O55 жыл бұрын
_ROMA_ DELENDA EST!
@jugurthazwagha38275 жыл бұрын
xD
@theholyroman62835 жыл бұрын
alex- only plays imperator rome also alex-losing hair Coincidence? OI TINK NUT!!!!!!!!!
@generalehannibal98785 жыл бұрын
If you wanna visit the ruins of Carthage you may be my guest.
@tribblier5 жыл бұрын
I did look at it, apparently it's all super antibritish for some reason...?
@delp42875 жыл бұрын
Cool
@generalehannibal98785 жыл бұрын
@@tribblier I don't think that is correct if there is an anti-sentiment it should be Frensch, people don't really worry much about England TBH.
@tribblier5 жыл бұрын
@@generalehannibal9878 Yeh I though that too but I did have some people say that it was antibrit, shame I really wanted to go see Carthage
@generalehannibal98785 жыл бұрын
@@tribblier Found this video from early 2019, kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWS4oaR-o7V0qNU I know she is not brit but it might give you a new perspective.
@Mister_Vance5 жыл бұрын
I miss my boy Clutch McGee
@thomasoconnell21505 жыл бұрын
“I couldn’t build horses”. Alex 2019
@jugurthazwagha38275 жыл бұрын
Hannibal who cross the fcking alpes with 100 elephants : Am i a joke to you ?
@Asyr5 жыл бұрын
So crazy how long youtubers can play this damn game already. Last week i thought it must be out only to find its still not. Cant wait for tomorrow.
@sanctamachina5 жыл бұрын
2:08 Elmer Fudd plays Imperator Rome.
@tqser5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@tomtotzauer79825 жыл бұрын
At some points the background music strongly remembers me about the one used in The Great War Channel.
@yellowshirtproductions45335 жыл бұрын
2:08 AlextheRambler.exe has stopped working.
@mariagalanaki25595 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for the day he will say:... It's yo boy Logan
@general_ignorance61065 жыл бұрын
Alex should create Albion/Britain so that his tea drinking shenanigans will have a home.
@ffreeze99245 жыл бұрын
Get the stuff that Homer used for his hair. Wait, I think that you would need more than there is in existence to get your hair back
@al-uc7cb5 жыл бұрын
Play as Parthia or Bactria and take the modern-day Iran territories
@Selvanus5 жыл бұрын
*That’s what you get when you try to parody almighty Spiff!*
@pyrhusofeprius5 жыл бұрын
Alex videos have more commercial breaks than TV.
@dinabonicelli49545 жыл бұрын
You'll never how bad it feels to love hoi4 but also knowing it's almost dead
@rincewind3045 жыл бұрын
@NPC #40249 It's really not, they are just being overly pessimistic.
@dinabonicelli49545 жыл бұрын
Thanks God
@sheppardcommander96485 жыл бұрын
Guys, i've never played any Paradox game before, but this one seems really appealing to me, may be because growing up i played Rome Total War quite a lot. I've seen a bunch of streams of Imperator now and it seems that everyone pretty much preoccupied with war all the time. So i want to ask is it possible to expand in this game using, for example, cultural and wealth dominance , without actively engaging in battles all the time? Or it wouldn't be so efffective and/or interesting?
@derek37185 жыл бұрын
loving the imperator vids!
@martynpoyitt89185 жыл бұрын
"I sacked Rome! I did it!" *starts slow clap*
@michelschluter73645 жыл бұрын
Could you please take over all of spain as one of these little countries
@emo_girlbymgk81815 жыл бұрын
Michel Schlüter *politically small land mass
@Arselpang5 жыл бұрын
At last! A dream coming through! Finally we have got the true Europa Universalis: Rome! And now we just and wait for the... Countless of DLC´s that´s gonna come out in the next 10 years ;)
@andrewp82845 жыл бұрын
F for Alex's burnt tongue. I know that feeling.
@nobodyatall66205 жыл бұрын
10:19 "I used the Romans to destroy the Romans"
@Horesmi5 жыл бұрын
13:52 Carthage irl be like
@ondramika87475 жыл бұрын
I like this game, but I think they should add Air Combat
@miskapiska21885 жыл бұрын
Hmm or maybe a new naval dlc.. let's call it: Man the ballista's.
@ondramika87475 жыл бұрын
@ItsIvano r/woosh
@fawwazn.12445 жыл бұрын
@ItsIvano r/woooosh
@Zachomara5 жыл бұрын
BTW, the Roman ruins are pretty cool when I went there. Just be aware that cats will chase you around because they are everywhere.
@variousnumber8915 жыл бұрын
Tea VS Hairline. What does more damage to Alex's self esteem?
@PaulEIvory5 жыл бұрын
Spiff would be proud
@sirarthur64635 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline is like Hannibal Barca triumph on the gates of Rome
@snikrsniks82505 жыл бұрын
you DONT need 100 score 7:30 look at list of demands on the far right on the black bar it says a number 41 thats how many points it costs to win the war you cant demand over 100 points though so you cant always take everything even if you get 100
@cloverhal22845 жыл бұрын
Is the game well optimized this time or does it lag like hell when speeding up ?
@orlandogreenhow28705 жыл бұрын
CloverHAL It seems pretty smooth running at high speeds I have seen. Don’t know about when you change speeds though
@Jimbo551515 жыл бұрын
Play as any faction in Hispania and unite the peninsula
@spohrkss80545 жыл бұрын
Come on let’s get rambler to 10k likes
@chizny2025 жыл бұрын
Alex the Rambler confirmed disciple of Spiff?
@novacameron5 жыл бұрын
Play as the Seleucid Empire and conquer Phrygia, Thrace, and Macedonia. All as your first monarch and die in Pella. Seleucus ALMOST did so before being murdered by a bastard Ptolemy in Thrace. Think you can do better?
@jakedb74055 жыл бұрын
I preorded this and im sad cus i cant play till tormorow
@abdulrabiu96465 жыл бұрын
Hannibal would have won as well if the leaders of Carthage at home actually gave him any support...
@benfrancis77455 жыл бұрын
0:19 you will drink that tea, it will burn and you will like it because you are british!
@BloodRider19145 жыл бұрын
Wow. Alex really needs a great Reform Act, or else he'll go bald
@methylsky5 жыл бұрын
*Clutch Mcgee intensifies*
@adel65645 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the background music that was played at the beginning
@sinonkryze36385 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
@abeamir51365 жыл бұрын
Alexius "The Rambler" Durnillius
@tqser5 жыл бұрын
*Alex's Hairline is like the map of Imperator Rome 2, It's a huge mess.*
@ebowden11685 жыл бұрын
Yaser Obeid Somebody know nothing about ancient history.
@ProgressOnly5 жыл бұрын
Play as one of the broken Iberian city states and unite the penninsula
@davidroulston88565 жыл бұрын
Play as the Seleucid empire and attack everyone please I really like you channel and keep doing this
@FunkyMonkeyI5 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline is actually a optical illusion.
@dylanlynch80605 жыл бұрын
Historically Carthage was so close twice
@lennartheinen85605 жыл бұрын
So what happens in the game after you beat Rome? Are you just going to steamroll every small nation for the rest of the game or does this game have good AI..
@perpetualsystems5 жыл бұрын
What do you think? You're the biggest power in all of western europe, of course you will.
@lennartheinen85605 жыл бұрын
@@perpetualsystems Exactly, so there is going to be no challenge and will become repetitive real quick. It's not like EU4 or Ck2 where you have a lot of great powers that keep each other in check with coalitions etc.. to make the gameplay a little bit more fun
@su575 жыл бұрын
Conquer Greece as Athens!
@minorityman66725 жыл бұрын
He burnt his tongue on iced tea btw
@raresilc78565 жыл бұрын
Try playing as the Arverni and unite Gaul under your leadership.
@TheFosseArmy5 жыл бұрын
Nice cup of earl grey tea... there’s no such thing! Get a tea bag that doesn’t tast like someone spilled perfume in it, it’s horrible
@andrewsage43085 жыл бұрын
Rambler needs glasses.... to find his glasses
@miguelguerreiro52805 жыл бұрын
You should check out motya in sicily(italy). Carthaginian town intact*
@ligmablocks99985 жыл бұрын
2:08 😂
@thefoundation48375 жыл бұрын
Alex- I'mma upload a video! KZbin- *NO*
@llawliet97534 жыл бұрын
[Hannibal liked that]
@jondoe35615 жыл бұрын
Baby down, taxes up.
@edwardsullivan84965 жыл бұрын
300 billion subscribers to say moogolofoogolie I missed my calling
@christopherflossman68615 жыл бұрын
this is my plan for my 1st campaign. *makes notes on what not to do*
@doktorhammerfaust61525 жыл бұрын
Did he just quote King George III from the Hamilton Musical with "cause when push comes to shove"?
@ironicbrew195 жыл бұрын
Alex 'fun' challenge for you. Play as one of the Spanish countries, and take all of Spain? Or play as one of the British factions, unite Britain and then Brexit
@AlyssMa7rin5 жыл бұрын
I guess Alex drank some Tea, earl gray, hot.
@martenhennig77275 жыл бұрын
best history teacher
@matthewibarra89125 жыл бұрын
Came for hoi4 stayed for the personality
@chaza-wh1yh5 жыл бұрын
Can you play as sparta and try to take over greece
@andrija25555 жыл бұрын
9:05 boot not boots
@adamy67755 жыл бұрын
4000 elephants lol
@ares1065 жыл бұрын
Alex, I challenge you to play as Rome and let Carthage grow into a big power and then go to war with them and lose and then let them pillage your entire country and beat you.
@meesdelange89545 жыл бұрын
*Carthage proceeds to kill itself to random tribes*
@FloatingOer5 жыл бұрын
Play as a small gaulic tribe and defeat Rome ala "Asterix n Obelix" 😂
@rarestpepe39175 жыл бұрын
play as pontus and restore their borders at their highest extent
@derGoenn5 жыл бұрын
Do another HOI Collab challenge. Do not surrender from it like your... I won't say it.
@AxelWilliamWagenius5 жыл бұрын
What language did they speak in carthage ? Greek, Latin ?
@Mowraq5 жыл бұрын
Did you say feck? Father Ted very much?
@meow975 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro
@kremowa20925 жыл бұрын
Nice
@SherlockHolmes786765 жыл бұрын
Play as the mauryan kingdom plz as it has a province called Gay