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[@TeutonicNotTemplar]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@MemeZee]

😢

[@Xx_MelonLord_xX]

a true hero donating to a good cause

[@suspatrick]

@@MemeZee I also want to be TheRapist

[@TeutonicNotTemplar]

@@MemeZee yooo no way you replied

[@_1DK_]

yes

[@Oldmanmweble]

They made a promise that they wouldn’t tell anyone…

[@nightwatch3889]

Bastards

[@jetstreamsam4941]

Amogus

[@badjokes237]

Unless they feel like you are a threat to others & yourself.

[@Ben-jl2rh]

​@@badjokes237 1950s doctors be like: 👁👄👁

[@Frigorigide]

​@@jetstreamsam4941 🈷️

[@virxj]

Sometimes "Honesty is not the best policy"

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

The first rule of living in a cyberpunk dystopia: Trust noone.

[@gamergoosegamergoose0075]

Litrely from a book I read

[@chvjdvpa3746]

Wdym "sometimes"?

[@anonymous689]

​@Dïïvision Ok 😂

[@2oqh]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy that’s literally the required mentality to live in a lot of countries today, where even family will kill each other for financial gain

[@7oda_2009]

As a client, I can confirm that my therapist didnt diagnose me with super sigma gigachad batman syndrome but instead a menace to society

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Inside doesn’t matter

[@mrbigboyisgood2610]

I already was a menace to society

[@zack88005]

omg you're spiderman

[@iforget6940]

​@@mrbigboyisgood2610clearly

[@simonkorica9467]

Even better (please don't tell mom I wrote this, please 😢).

[@HieronymousLex]

When I was a teen, I told my psychiatrist I was paranoid about others making fun of me. He put me on an anti-psychotic that fucked my whole shit up for years. I’m not even schizophrenic bruh

[@cara-seyun]

Yeah, I used to be paranoid, then I gained the ability to read minds for a day and realized no one thinks about me at all

[@NateTheGreat368]

It's ok I'm -not- schizophrenic

[@urmum9898]

Eat your seroquel your psych said so (:

[@MY_FRIEND_SARAVANA_KUMAR]

You have a year. I have many years. Approximately 7 and continue

[@tamashuszar8289]

As someone who has been too honest with my therapist, I can confirm this is true.

[@loops.2]

Teur*

[@cheezy1531]

Ruet*

[@Username12168]

* Sonic Adventure 2[a] is a platform video game developed by Sonic Team USA and published by Sega. It was the final Sonic the Hedgehog game for the Dreamcast after Sega left the home console market. It features two good-vs-evil stories: Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, and Knuckles the Echidna attempt to save the world, while Shadow the Hedgehog, Doctor Eggman, and Rouge the Bat attempt to conquer it. The stories are divided into three gameplay styles: fast-paced platforming for Sonic and Shadow, multi-directional shooting for Tails and Eggman, and action-exploration for Knuckles and Rouge. Sonic Adventure 2 Sonic Adventure 2 cover.png Developer(s) Sonic Team USA Publisher(s) Sega Director(s) Takashi Iizuka Producer(s) Yuji Naka Designer(s) Takashi Iizuka Eitaro Toyoda Programmer(s) Tetsu Katano Takeshi Sakakibara Tomoyuki Naito Yoshihisa Hashimoto Takaaki Saito Artist(s) Kazuyuki Hoshino Yuji Uekawa Hiroshi Nishiyama Nobuhiko Honda Yoshitaka Miura Writer(s) Shiro Maekawa Composer(s) Jun Senoue Kenichi Tokoi Fumie Kumatani Tomoya Ohtani Series Sonic the Hedgehog Platform(s) Dreamcast GameCube PlayStation 3 Xbox 360 Windows Release Dreamcast NA: June 19, 2001[2] WW: June 23, 2001[1] GameCube JP: December 20, 2001 NA: February 11, 2002 PAL: May 3, 2002 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 WW: October 2, 2012 Windows WW: November 19, 2012 Genre(s) Platformer, action-adventure Mode(s) Single-player, multiplayer Development began soon after the American release of Sonic Adventure in 1999 and lasted 18 months. Sonic Adventure 2 was produced in commemoration of the Sonic series' tenth anniversary and was designed to be faster-paced and more action-oriented than the original. The development team also expanded upon the presence of the Chao creatures and other player characters. Its locations were influenced by American locations such as San Francisco and Yosemite National Park. Sega announced Sonic Adventure 2 in October 1999 and exhibited it at E3 2000. It was released on June 19, 2001[2] in the United States, then worldwide on June 23, 2001.[1] Sonic Adventure 2 received generally positive reviews for its gameplay variety, visuals, and audio, though some criticized its camera, voice acting, and plot. It quickly became a cult game, and an enhanced port for the GameCube, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, was released in late 2001 in Japan and early 2002 in North America and Europe; it features improved textures and multiplayer options. Together, the Dreamcast and GameCube versions sold more than 2 million copies worldwide. Sonic Adventure 2 was also released as a downloadable game for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Windows in 2012. Gameplay Plot Development Re-releases Reception Legacy Notes References

[@st_stqfann]

Cringe😬

[@KamlsatoAyato]

Trusex*

[@kingprasadfc]

As someone who has never been to a therapist, I can confirm this is very true

[@the_alpha_not_male]

Hh 😊

[@perfectpREdAtori]

Unoriginal joke.

[@skibidibap8523]

This is the exact moment when you were too honest with your therapist

[@TheTabascodragon]

As someone who was involuntarily committed to a mental hospital within 5-10 minutes of starting my first appointment with a therapist I can confirm this to be true

[@CutThro4tVanGougha]

How long were you made to stay

[@TheHated0ne]

It was at this moment your therapist turned into theRAPIST

[@rinkibiswas3364]

💀

[@culciam]

i just realized that "therapist" has a nono word inside of it 💀 edit: since i'm moderately butthurt and must secrete an ego boost to my mind, i shall revise my sentence and its structure. i’ve just realized that "therapist" consists of two words that amalgamate to construct the term, THE RАPIST.

[@dinosharttt]

@@culciamyou just now realized that bro

[@-mop-]

Underrated 💀

[@jackspedicy2711]

therapists when the patient is underage

[@bluecoconut9543]

This is why you should never trust anybody, especially when you’re a psychopath.

[@Cala0314]

🤓

[@bluecoconut9543]

@@Cala0314 🤓

[@QTwoSix]

Cycle bath

[@QTwoSix]

But regardless of my previous statement, what you said is true

[@StronkSeal_Eyelashin19]

"I understand you can tell me your problems." 👩‍🏫

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@dinosharttt]

Never be honest with a therapist

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

🤓

[@EternalEmpr3ss]

"I understand you can tell me your problems."👮

[@sirthedave]

‘Confidential’ is just a word to these monsters.

[@cytos]

song is T-KT | Hiroyuki Sawano

[@veryrare432hz]

Better known as tragic scenes in AOT theme song

[@AryanSingh-yy9mw]

​@@veryrare432hz Even better known as half of the AOT theme song

[@andymcclurg9916]

Thank you brother

[@Safar_Galimzyanov]

@@veryrare432hz oh yes

[@Safar_Galimzyanov]

thank you

[@Sulidaire]

The one thing that scared the ever loving shit out of me was during the pre-screening process. One of the questions was "Have you ever thought about or planned on killing someone." I knew I needed help with my temper and was trying to get the best help possible. I answered yes. Person on the other side of the phone said, "alright next question" like it was nothing.

[@S1D3_1]

Therapists after meeting the Therapoops:

[@freakydiddler]

my therapist did not, in fact, diagnose me with super chad sigma batman Tyler Bateman syndrome, but instead clinically depressed and passive homicidal ideation

[@waytogo_roblox]

"I just said i have 15 kids in my basement Do you want some?"

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

"I will be needing some after the fbi investigates your house."

[@waytogo_roblox]

@@samuelfernandesoliveira but be careful with the black ones they are fast and easy to escape -👴

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

@@waytogo_roblox "sir discrimination is another crime, i will be meeting you in court, any lawyers?"

[@waytogo_roblox]

"Yes your mom is my personal lawyer" -👴

[@blessed2338]

Yeshua Hamashiach is God in the flesh, the Son of God, the Word of God, and he died so that you may be presented blameless in the sight of the Father. And so you may inherit his kingdom. The LORD Yeshua Hamashiach is the only way to the Father and his kingdom. Repent of your sins accept him into your life as your LORD and Savior before it's too late, every day is not guaranteed. John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father except through Me. May God bless you all.

[@diamondninja4714]

When you forgot to download the Goofy ahh game

[@gedoplanet]

A therapist: someone you can’t trust with your darkest thoughts even if they say you can.

[@alyx.6311]

Yep. I said too much to my therapist and that ended up in me going to a mental hospital💀🥲

[@SirAxel.]

‘Everything discussed here is 100% confidential’

[@jojodogwater]

Bro answered yes to the “do you feel like hurting yourself or others” question

[@y2k_nom]

They said “this is your comfort zone express yourself”…..

[@gritted]

Therapists: “You can tell us anything, no matter how secret it is, and your darkest thoughts.” “Nvm”

[@puncheanman]

Bro couldn't keep the secret of the meth business

[@yuvikh]

Something tells me honestly was not the best policy here

[@Wildcard22]

How how could they betray me like that

[@Jerald_is_dum]

As a guy who got put in a USA insane home for tryna kill myself over a recent death and explaining to my therapist why i wanted to hurt myself and he sent me to the insane asylum I can approve of this meme TheRapist

[@DasSopranos]

Nahh,i never tell my therapists that i killed 100 ppl,15 of them got grilled,i sold grilled humans to random ppl that had no idea,didnt pay taxes,killed an IRS agent,and also peed in the shower :)

[@joey1020]

Awesome show

[@Potatos_370]

This is why i will never be honest to a therapist They just do it for money

[@vowhe]

metal pipe

[@ZehamKaiser]

"Sir i-i do not suffer from psychosis"

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

"Sir you've killed 10 people, you adressed to live in street 5 lane in fortress street, your house number is 380 and your ip adress is 123.198.147 and i just called the swat to break in to your house and rescue all the children from your basement, you dont suffer from psychosis you are the embodiment of psychosis."

[@Cala0314]

-🤓

[@Danny.TheDog]

As a therapist, I can confirm that I have sent all my patients to jail.

[@lauriosaurusplayz6028]

o

[@PHDInSevereInternetRetardation]

Ironically an involuntary Psych hold is no different than jail lmao. In some states they'll throw you into the county jail because there's nowhere else

[@Bernardoskau]

Good one, but thats actually an asylum.

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

How much was the bill

[@steinnbjorn7627]

​@@PHDInSevereInternetRetardation and I guess you have to pay for it also?

[@Nathan-t7h]

Bro , don’t ever and I mean EVER be honest to your therapist, you will be sent STRAIGHT to the shadow realm

[@philipsalama8083]

I mean, legally they have to tell you that they're required to report you if you tell them you've committed a crime. So you only have yourself to blame.

[@senkumeow5095]

The therapist : so your therapist Me : Yes .....

[@Jaytyy]

Therapists are supposed to let you talk to someone about your feelings without letting anyone harsh know yet they double cross you if your too honest

[@wavez4224]

I mean they aren’t just gonna let you murder someone if they have a chance to prevent it

[@gtc239]

If you're* too honest. Sorry.

[@EternalEmpr3ss]

@@wavez4224 literally 1984

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

As long as you don't intend on harming yourself or others.

[@cara-seyun]

@@WATCHMYCLIPSZ who can honestly say they haven’t?

[@lazylemymaitland6996]

This is why I don’t want therapy 💀

[@jetstreamsam4941]

This meme is so sad i can feel it coming inside of me😔

[@Lord_AtoZ]

Pov: You were too honest and The Card Declined

[@Cluckinadoodledie]

Passed the psychopath test without studying

[@Smile-exe]

The only thing I don’t tell my therapist is that I’m a furry

[@RandomAryan]

As an honest, I confirm this is therapy..

[@D.KlWA-aG]

cough cough

[@sussydogwithcheese]

The therapy session when you failed to pay the $69,420 entrance fee:

[@Gymcel.life1]

Bruh if i was honest with my therapist i whould be sent to life in prison...

[@penguinyes4473]

This is why I lie to my therapist

[@zfitness2005]

POV: you went to therapy to work on trust issues but now you have even more trust issues

[@KiRsTiahh]

Me saying *hear me out* after letting my lawyer know I sexually assaulted 8 year old girls on their birthday

[@AgamPratapsingh-pz8uj]

The smile on JIMMY'S face...

[@Kemee2]

Therapist Vs TheRapist 💀

[@CNMNbun]

Turns out I was therapist too

[@annonimus6883]

They couldn't handle the Rumbillionaire Tatakaeset

[@TCFC2]

They don't call them "the-rapist" for nothing

[@nichtmehrals9917]

😂😂😂

[@boredflower]

Vodka is cheaper than therapy.

[@retro__791]

YOU PROMISED ME.....NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@senkumeow5095]

The therapist : so tell me your past Me : i killed 169 people and i made them all binge watch breaking bad before i ended them ...

[@daralic2255]

Give Your Hearts!

[@tedduke4616]

>imagine going to therapy like a woman

[@alancorp3565]

I’m a “therapist” but there is a space between the e and the r. 💀💀

[@almightyswizz]

💀quick witted I see

[@Topshelfgamer]

remember kids, therapist are not your friends

[@chench1lla]

The only thing they are required to report are plan and intent to physical harm, and child abuse. Past history also applies to child abuse which I think is stupid but it is the law.

[@redditmemes6648]

Bro got too silly

[@LaufzDS]

Therapists: 😁 The rapists: 🌚

[@Lordofpotatoes4]

The lore behind this heartbreaking video has brought tears to my eyes. Especially when Saul walks in handcuffs, symbolising quandale dingle getting arrested for 56 war crimes in Ohio. This has a strong message, and that is the fact that the therapist must never be trusted. This cinematic masterpiece that MemeZee has created is truly the video of all time 😔

[@MY_FRIEND_SARAVANA_KUMAR]

I don't understand but I need it

[@mob7740]

POV: you told your mom what you did after she said she won't be mad

[@fatmork834]

This is why you should only lie to them

[@razym819]

I told my therapist that i was a Sigma male, and she told me I was just a guy with no friends that spend too much time in motivational videos

[@jakegarrett8109]

So she also called you a sigma... That's harsh, she knows you're paying her right?

[@robloxpwnr7604]

Just got BCS spoiled by a god damn short

[@cuckholdsimulator1176]

Naw shawty that aint no spoiler

[@maxwell6881]

Pov: your life is so bad you send your therapist to jail. 💀💀💀

[@garrettelstran9813]

y’all be honest with your therapist it’s for the best

[@Lemonade_505]

Never be honest

[@Thatonecopypasta]

I was a threat too myself and others.

[@jasiahgarcia7309]

He ate a burger with no hunny mustard

[@G3E007]

there are simply lots of worse criminals out there as to giving attention to some freaks

[@arjayyap6582]

You spoke your truth but in a cost of a sentence to waste your life in

[@HBVS1]

John 3:16 [16]For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Romans 3:10-12 King James Version 10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: 11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God. 12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one. Luke 13:3 [3]I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. John 14:6 [6]Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. Jeremiah 29:13 King James Version 13 And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. John 8:31-32 King James Version 31 Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; 32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. John 8:12 [12]Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. Matthew 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Luke 6:27-38 But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, 6:28 Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you. 6:29 And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also. 6:30 Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again. 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise. 6:32 For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love those that love them. 6:33 And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same. 6:34 And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again. 6:35 But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil. 6:36 Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful. 6:37 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: 6:38 Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again. Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. Matthew 5:2-12 King James Version 2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, 3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. 5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. 6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. 7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. 8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. 9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. 10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. Matthew 24:4-14 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 24:6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 24:7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 24:8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. 24:10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. 24:12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 24:13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. Exodus 20 King James Version 20 And God spake all these words, saying, 2 I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; 6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. 7 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. 8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: 10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: 11 For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. 12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee. 13 Thou shalt not kill. 14 Thou shalt not commit adultery. 15 Thou shalt not steal. 16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. 17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. ..,..,..,..,.. ..,..,..,..,.. ............. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, .,,........,,. ,.,..,.

[@nek211]

Wtf

[@Xavier17.5]

Therapist: "There's complete client confidentiality" Therapist when the card declines:

[@oklethal7897]

This wasn’t what I meant when I predicted Zavala would die in LF

[@Peanutguyfilms]

Fun fact : Therapist is actualy "The rapis-".

[@johans3164]

Judging by the song used, it seems Saul want to commit genocide as well

[@Mono_Autophobic]

When you understand therapist is formed with two words

[@ThatIntrovertedWeeb_M]

Walt indeed make good statement back from Tuco's hideout

[@SixWasTaken]

This doubled my therapist and gave it to the next person

[@Beware_of_Meh]

As the rapist, I can confirm that I walk down gray hallways

[@tylerwhitehorse8132]

Exsctly what the school counselor did when i had some problems at home, and this is how i felt after i got in deep trouble when police showed up. I dont even trust therapists or anyone at dis point smh 💀

[@ParmyJan]

They did the same to me in middle school. I told everyone to never trust the school counselor about certain topics. But as an adult, I have a therapist now who makes me feel way more safer and obviously doesn't go around telling my business

[@warriorsoldierreinerbraun7732]

What's the song in the background ?

[@chillbear3518]

When you forgot to say in Minecraft at the end of your sentence 😢

[@Dogi_Edits]

Number one rule of therapist: Dont be too honest

[@mustarhgah]

Me when telling my therapist I didn’t download Goofy Ahh Game:

[@Mr.gdoos929]

I Will shoot lighting bolts out of my finger tips!

[@RogerTaylorsClementine]

I love the aot music in the background

[@verified_bot]

L therapist

[@mythologiasend3264]

Never tell everything to anyone

[@kugelblitz4419]

This is true with me

[@ichor732]

If I kill my boss, will I finally be free?

[@Clipzwastaken]

Fr

[@giga-od8hr]

New special ability unlocked: trust issues

[@lemons3703]

Unironically happened to me.