There Are No Dinosaurs In Alien (Tournament of Champions, Pt 3)

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[@admiralackbar3102]

CollegeHumor you thought it was Dracula but it was me Dio!

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

Sorry CollegeHumor, it is still not worth it just yet. Your trial session is 7 days and not 30 days, and is implemented poorly. It's just the regular version, but you don't pay to activate. Also, there are only a dozen shows already out, with some more in the making, all in-house and they're all low budget "anyone can do it" shows that have been circulating on KZbin for free. My advice for Dropout. * Increase the production value, invest millions of dollars in each shows, put actual quality into your shows (Have more people work as full-time editors, animators, film crew, etc.) * Accept show pitches out of house, there are a lot of talented creators who have never worked at CollegeHumor. (With quality control, obviously!) * Hire some actual A or B list celebrities to star in your shows (Preferably actors and comedians who have a large following among your target audience) * Try to license some shows and movies (As long as they are rated 15-18+, and are popular among those groups) If you meet those criteria, then maybe it might be worth half a basic Netflix subscriptions.

[@hiddendesire3076]

You guys should drop a question on the lore of Dragon Age. Maybe who is Sandal’s father (which was revealed in Dragon Age 2), or the doctrines of Andraste.

[@ScottEBizzle]

@@AnonymousFrogNG You don't know much about how this stuff works, do you? talk less, you'll sound smarter.

[@reesgerhard5952]

Um actually, the vampire in the movie Nosferatu is named Count Orlok

[@roman_xj259]

Um actually, while yes, his name was Count Orlok, he was a nosferatu, not a vampire. They changed the term to make it less blatant that they were ripping off the novel Dracula, also changing his name to Orlok in the process.

[@Rognik]

@@roman_xj259 Still, they were tasked with naming the character, and Count Orlok is more correct than Nosferatu.

[@TonxKing]

Thank you! I was having a conniption

[@norefunds4731]

Um actually, although I don't know about old, nerdy shit, I do know about cats. Cats have at least 19 variations of their archetypical meow, which is reserved for kittens to call mom and for adults to call humans.

[@AlyssaPence]

Thank you! I was losing my shit yelling at the screen

[@animeye]

Really wish they wouldn't cut this in the middle of an answer

[@formxr]

Yeah. Maybe if they didn't joke around for 2 minutes after each question, they'd get to show us more of the actual show.

[@ArgonTheAware]

That probably annoys more people to decide against signing up for Dropout than it does make some people curious about the rest of the episode, so it's probably a net loss for their subscriptions.

[@CGoliday1]

Right its a little triggering but i full subscription just waiting for tge app on tv

[@LnPPersonified]

@@formxr The joking around really annoys me, because it's clearly meant to pad the run time so they can tempt people over to Dropout. I'm not signing up, I actually have more subscriptions than I should right now, but shit like this pushes me away even harder.

[@ebogguess]

@@LnPPersonified The joking around IS the show. They are all entertainers. That's the point. Not just the questions and answers

[@Kaziklu]

Umm actually, it is not Nosferatu. His name is Count Orlok. Nosferatu is the name of the movie. Umm actually, Spike is a nickname. His actual name is William Pratt. Also known as William the Bloody.. because his Poetry was so horrible.

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Rob Elliott Nicknames count. They’re a type of name!

[@LnPPersonified]

Um, actually, it's because his poetry was _bloody_ horrible.

[@callumdunster]

Um Actually, Raziel (bottom right) is a Soul Reaver and not a vampire. He *was* a vampire but was executed and brought back as a Soul Reaver.

[@Lemegeton300]

Glad I am not the only one to spot that. That was poor research college humor

[@taralani2362]

Thank you for saying that! If they wanted vampire they should've gone with Kain.

[@Venoseth]

Yeah, Kain might have made a better addition.

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

Well, he's still the same *being* as a vampire and as a soul reaver, so it's not really incorrect to show. It'd be like showing a picture of Louis without awful contact lenses. You could still name Raziel from that picture, and it's actually easier, since I'm shocked they didn't get Raziel from that, but even fewer would've gotten with wings and a bowl cut.

[@mooxim]

@@Lemegeton300 I'm pretty sure they do that on purpose to give us something to do.

[@RookieBeast411]

Whoever wins the contest of champions should host a special episode of Um, Actually where Trapp gets to play!

[@joryjones6808]

Love this idea, see how he actually does.

[@TJForceIX]

Gets to, has to, it's a fine line, really.

[@regularshow960]

It'd be so weird to see Trapp playing but I'd love it lol

[@ShankarSivarajan]

The answers to the vampire question: 1. Count Dracula 2. Count Orlok 3. Edward Cullen 4. Lestat 5. Count Chocula 6. Bunnicula 7. Spike 8. Count von Count 9. Bill Compton 10. Marceline 11. Lily Munster 12. Raziel

[@someguy1141]

Um actually, Why would you cut it off before finishing the answers to the question?

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

Short-sighted greed.

[@washyrose5904]

Um, actually subscribe to Dropout for more content.

[@tromboner98]

Um actually, editing it in the middle of a question like that only makes me want to avoid dropout out of spite.

[@Jredivo]

Um actually, when is this show coming to an actual network??? If Netflix picked this up it would gain a following immediately. I only pay for Dropout for this show!

[@Krauerking]

Yeahhh... I basically paid for dropout for this and troopers. I miss it so much already.

[@gozzilla177]

It's like 3.99 for a month of dropout at least lol

[@CaptainTedStryker]

Everybody is starting their own streaming sites now. It sucks.

[@kir9696]

Um who actually watches actual networks

[@samsontag]

um actually, people like you are . the reason nobody else can watch the shows on dropout, they have enough sheep who subscribe for the one show, so they don't consider bringing it to other platforms.

[@bellyit]

I'm so glad everyone is making the same Nosferatu correction I was going to make.

[@eoincampbell1584]

0:10 Um, actually this is just a portion of the real episode of "Um, Actually", so claiming that this is "Um, Actually" is inaccurate.

[@Nose4a2]

Um actually raziel is no longer a vampire in that form. He is a wraith

[@TiagoMorbusSa]

Very true!!!

[@mattterlaga2750]

Um actually, when the Hobbit was written it hadn't been established that the ring Bilbo found was the "One Ring" just that it was a magic ring

[@ardvandis115]

Um actually, Nosferatu is the name of the movie. The vampire is called Count Orlock

[@Sylvia_Nos482]

👍

[@johnyesjustjohn]

2:05 Um, Actually, Ash is indeed following orders when he brings Kane aboard, they’re just orders hidden from the rest of the crew.

[@YaboiiEL215]

UMM ACTUALLY, the last image is Raziel from the legacy of kain, and he is NOT a vampire but instead is a Soul Reaver (in that image)

[@LnPPersonified]

Ooh, good point, the picture is of Raziel after he died and became non-corporeal. Good catch!

[@johnnyv9024]

Umm, actually Raziel IS a vampire, he's was just changed by a creepy God to feed off of souls instead of blood. Somehow, wasn't his sword named "Soul Reaver", and due to timey wimey reasons Raziel IS the sword?? Man that was a great series

[@LnPPersonified]

@@johnnyv9024 Um, actually...the sword being his soul doesn't come out until the end of the second game, and in the first the elder god calls Raziel "my Soul Reaver", and continues to refer to him as a reaver of souls throughout the game.

[@TheRealSeiferoth]

@@johnnyv9024 Timey wimey is a pretty accurate description. It's a pretty convoluted story full of causality loops. Played it as a kid but never really appreciated the complexity of it until much later...

[@HelgaCavoli]

Guy offscreen in the end says "actually.." when correcting the Bun-bun thing. 😂

[@乇丨-q4y]

Ned. RIERSON. Needle Nose Ned, Ned the Head. C'mon buddy. Case Western High! _Legend. He's a legend._

[@greenredblue]

*Ned?!?!* __

[@devinm9245]

everytime I see a sign marked "Fill" i yell out Phil, Phil Conners is that you!?

[@regularshow960]

@@greenredblue I remember losing it in that scene lmao

[@nordstormcloak]

Um Actually, JRR Tolkien had not made the ring in Bilbo's pocket the Ring of Power in The Hobbit, and the answer was never answered by Gollum, therefore the answer would be "the ring" or "birthday present"

[@gozzilla177]

I didn't know alot of those vampires but I'm sad no one knew the last 1 soul reaver legacy of kain's "Raziel" such a fun video game 😶😶😶

[@thegooddinggleberry]

Thank you 😂 I completely forgot the name. This was the first one I've ever played at like 6 years old (thank you foreign immigrant parents) . I saw the dude and didn't know his name my heart started racing because I was terrified by that game.

[@Rafroo]

I wouldve said Kain, but I remember that Kain isnt the nice dude in this one game where Raziel gets pwned triggering the start of the game.

[@WhatAmThatDude]

Pretty sure raziel is a soul reaver in that picture. Not a vampire anymore. But it's been years since I played

[@gozzilla177]

@@WhatAmThatDude he is technically a "vampire turned wraith" I don't know if that still qualify's him as a vampire still..... But regardless that's his name lol But his title after his revival is "soul reaver" and he is a wraith. So maybe not even a vampire anymore now that you mention it rofl I've played this game only a few times haha I own it on steam now, but I also had it's original copy and bought it on PS3 store when I saw it :p

[@WhatAmThatDude]

@@gozzilla177 I'm just saying because he WAS a vampire. But definitely NOT in that picture. At that point in the timeline he EATS vamps

[@Grizzlybearr0139]

Soul Reaver was my first PS1 game! Glad to see it get some nerd recognition.

[@h00l1g4n80]

Um actually, how could Bilbos riddle have the answer of "The One Ring of Power" when he didn't know that it was "The One Ring of Power"

[@greenredblue]

Technically that *would* have been the correct answer to “what have I got in my pocket?” even if he wouldn’t have recognized it, and in fact barely realized he had anything in his pocket anyway. I mean that’s not even a riddle, Gollum just took it as one and he rolled with it.

[@KennyBky92]

Jared keeps interrupting everyone. It's annoying.... He really gets what the show is about.

[@kevinmilhim646]

9:55 sweet 12 Angry Men reference, Mike. You have truly earned your nerd cred.

[@alexs.6711]

The principal from The Simpsons sounds like a Game of Thrones character.

[@peppa_jack]

So relieved someone got the Alien question right. You literally just had to half-watch the movie to know that.

[@abc1234939]

Um actually, in the riddle game, while one of the answers refers to the ring in Bilbo's pocket, that was not known by either participant at the time that it was the One Ring of Power. During the riddle game itself, all Bilbo knew is that there was a ring in his pocket; which technically is not even a riddle. After the game as he was escaping from Gollum, Bilbo would then learn that it was a magical ring, but had no idea of its true nature. In the timeline of the LOTR, Gandalf would not confirm that the magic ring that Bilbo found was the One Ring until decades later. In real life, Tolkien wrote the Hobbit (1937) decades before the LOTR (1954, 1955) and did not know himself at the time (of the Hobbit's publication) that the magic ring was the One Ring either. It was until the Hobbit became a best seller that he was commissioned to write a sequel that he even thought about expanding the lore.

[@mooxim]

Thumbs up. Good spot. Most people in the comments are hung up on Raziel and Count Orlok.

[@steviemallia]

I love the banter answer balance in this one

[@MPHN00B]

0:22 I see what you did there, editors! “Let’s roll some D20’s” *editor: give her a D30*

[@ProfessorMaple2]

I really like Trapp's tie in this one

[@kir9696]

Um actually not in movies but THERE ARE DINOSAURS IN ALIEN

[@somecunninglinguist]

The slightly wrong props behind them are AMAZING

[@williamhood7548]

"Raziel," he whispered, unaware he had spoken, "From the legacy of Kain." The dormant Were-nerd had re-awoken. "Um, actually... How DARE you not use Dio, or Alucard?! No list of vampiric denizens is complete without Dio and Alucard!" *Screams in Binary*

[@PeanutXIX]

Um, Actually, Raziel is not technically a vampire, he is a Wraith. He used to be vampire, but picture presents his wraith form.

[@dragonpants73]

Trapp talking about making up things for the answers to riddles, when he was in a sketch as a wizard who made up dumb answers to riddles he asked

[@MultiZelda13]

I respect Amy's stance on Jurassic park. I love dinosaurs and it's that simple.

[@AlejandroCaicedoPUJ]

Um actually, legally his name is Seymour Skinner and none of that happened

[@petterblo]

Umm, actually, his name is not Nosferatu, it's Count Orlok.

[@Sylvia_Nos482]

👍

[@petiteantique9547]

That shiny question had me SCREAMING 😭😭😭 never in my life had I desired a fan episode of “um actually” until I knew all the answers for once

[@greatnate6998]

Every question in this episode is in my realm and it makes me happy

[@Gabriel-Siqueira]

Hey, maybe post the full final episode of tournament of Champions? Pretty please?

[@bensonmathison]

GAAAH! I was screaming Raziel at my screen the whole round, and then they cut off before they all got told who he was. Damn you for making me pay for something that I expect to get for free!!! :)

[@Rob_Thorsman]

I'm proud to say I got all those vampires.

[@joerobins5649]

Um, actually, the answer to the riddle "What do I have in my pocket" would not have been The One Ring of Power, because Bilbo didn't know that's what it was at that point, and neither did gollum, for that matter. The answer would have just been "A ring".

[@rob98000]

Um actually her full title is Marceline the vampire queen.

[@MargaritaOnTheRox]

They didn't ask for full title. Just the name.

[@mosteel8]

Wouldn't her full name be Marceline Abadeer?

[@YouOpaOpa]

Dracula, Nosferatu, Edward Cullen, Lestat, Count Chocula, Bunny Vampire, Guy from Buffy, The Count, Guy from True Blood, Marceline, Elvira?, Raziel? (I know it's from Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, but I can't remember)

[@jreliford34]

ooooooh your're forcing me to join dropout to watch full episodes!!!! I'm not good with commitments!!!

[@allisonr5559]

This was my favorite episode of um actually!

[@rollybutters5144]

twelve vampires, and not a single DIO

[@dragonweyr44]

12:54Um, actually Nosferatu is named Count Olaf

[@CaptainTedStryker]

Hey, I got a real ad this time; good for you, CH! $$$

[@MrNobodyX3]

9:55 inb4: answer (top, left-right) Dracula, Nosferatu, Edward, Unknown, count chocula, unknown, Spike, The Count, Unknown, I want to say Marsiline or Marsipam..., Unknown, Unknown So 6 in total for sure I got

[@caseygreyson4178]

How did only 1 out of the 3 guess Marceline?

[@danielsosa63]

I was surprised too. I almost thought no one would know it.

[@scragar]

Is there a playlist of this that isn't backwards? Some idiot set up the official one back to front so it ends with the first episode.

[@bersley]

Even the fact checker has to say 'Um actually'. He's not even a contestant, he is just being natural.

[@MrDots99]

I think this is my favourite show on any platform right now bar Game of Thrones!

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

There are no dinosaur in aliens? WHAT IS THIS HERESY?

[@bluieasc9206]

4:46 the first season is a weird season to start with

[@Sir_Duckyweather]

I am sorely disappointed that no one knew Raziel, and slightly disappointed that the video didn't even go on for a little bit longer to educate the audience and give Legacy of Kain some recognition.

[@henrywebster7050]

8:17 -"um they don't have riddles in Malaysia"

[@Zhamp0]

Ozar Midrashim starts playing in the background Its Raziel from Legacy of Kain goddamnit!

[@boltersnake99ify]

Should have included DIO in the shiny question purely for the curveball.

[@djburk7930]

BUNNICULA SOMEONE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS BUNNICULA

[@IceMetalPunk]

5:05 Can confirm. I told my friends in college that I'd only seen parts of one of the Lord of the Rings movies and didn't like it, so they made me sit through a marathon of ALL the LotR movies in one session. Spoiler alert: I dislike them even more now.

[@CaptDiablo]

I appreciate you guys including Raziel, and at the same time disappointed that nobody got it :(

[@CulturePhilter]

Very disappointed there was no Count Duckular in that vampire round.

[@Kwynspired]

Oh, I love that tie!

[@renatocorvaro6924]

First time in several episodes that I've seen a question to which I didn't have the answer.

[@ElfriedeRose]

This would make a great party game.

[@AValidPointUHave]

I’m very disappointed that you didn’t include Saline in with the vampires. She’s the only vampire I really care about.

[@angel67lver]

5:04 Demi are you projecting your feelings about Gilmore Guys? lol

[@williamjones7751]

What I love about this show is how it shows the diversity of nerdom all of them are nerds in their own right yet none of them video game nerds apparently. Love the show just not enough to pay money for it. What can I say I'm cheap

[@vvmpqqllmhfsb]

Isn't Nosferatu just like a Romanian word for vampire or something like that? Count Orlok is the stand in for Count Dracula but I dont recall him ever being called Nosferatu

[@IcyAuron]

My bar for movies is also very low. They don't have time for real character development, so anything that makes me laugh and/or has good action scenes is a good movie. That, or if I think about a movie the day after I see it.

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

I am pissed off that no one knew who Raziel was. Guy's a literal Vampire Jesus.

[@bobmadruga2476]

I WANT TO SEE BRENNAN ON THIS SHOW AGAIN

[@evacuatedspace69]

Is that the guy from the videos Fright Night movies presenting?

[@norefunds4731]

_There aren't any riddles in Malaysia!_ *There sure isn't. There's just earthquakes, tsunamis and tourists looking for weird sex acts.*

[@cremat]

“tourists looking for weird sex acts” um actually, that’s thailand

[@cremat]

@I HAd onE bEER OccIFEr um, actually, i'm half malaysian and currently live in malaysia

[@cremat]

@I HAd onE bEER OccIFEr right, sorry. i probably live quite a sheltered life and prostitution seems less prevalent here. i'm sure it's a huge problem, but in my experience thailand is better known as a place for sex tourism.

[@UrielTheAngelOfLight]

I love this show!! How do I become a contestant?

[@gozzilla177]

Become famous at least D Lister rofl

[@ssrobs2552]

D list is still pretty generous. Just become semi popular or recognizable on the internet, but not too much that you're above this pointlessness.

[@bloodgain]

Start a podcast about something nerdy or get hired as a writer by College Humor / host for Nerdist.

[@arcanethink]

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW LEGACY OF KAIN ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I havent even played it but I still know it !

[@spaceunicorn]

Um actually, the scene solving riddles was ungratefully left out of the Hobbit, I would rather watch Bilbo be clever and solve 10 riddles than the cgi schlockfest that movie turned out to be

[@zennyboyz]

The end credits is worth watching

[@memondayz]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said there's way more of this episode on dropout

[@michaeljpatrick]

Umm Actually the decorations in the back are supposed to be wrong, but that is a spot on Inspector Spacetime's X-7 Dimensionizer.

[@ViirinSoftworks]

Everyone loves Marcelene Abadeer.

[@davidalearmonth]

Where was Count Duckula? And also Nick Knight?

[@ReinBelmont]

I've played Legacy of Kain once, 15 years ago, 30 minutes, I don't know what's his name, but I think it's from that game. Is him Kain? I don't believe so, that sounds silly.

[@AthenaAGT]

Fine! I’ll get dropout! You’ve worn me down! I just want to see a full episode!

[@LnPPersonified]

Every time they got Count Orlok wrong, I got progressively louder in shouting at the screen "His name's not Nosferatu!", and then I completely lost my mind when even Trapp got it wrong. C'mon guys, a 5 second Google search gives you his name.

[@Phalxxx]

Funny she called Spike 'James', since the actor is James Marsters. Spikes human name was William (the Bloody).

[@Khalirei]

Nobody got Raziel. I think it's time for a reboot or remake.

[@donofab2358]

Oh my god. i've been watching um actually since 2017 and just now i noticed the hulk crocs

[@johnnyv9024]

Raziel from legacy of Kain: soul reaver! Props to whoever thought that one up

[@raeganhester3100]

If I’m wrong, someone please correct me but has there even been a question about Dragon Age? If not I’m going to riot, i didn’t play hundreds of hours of DAI for there not to be an incorrect statement about it on an internet show

[@SL-gz9gq]

Raegan Hester One of the shin y questions included a dragon age mount a while ago

[@TheRealSeiferoth]

Um actually, the last "vampire" (Raziel from the Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver) is not a vampire in that image. He was a vampire, but that particular image is of Raziel as the titular Soul Reaver, not Raziel as he was when he was vampire.

[@IluvinortheIneffable]

Next episode hosted by Grant O'Brein with Trapp in the hot chair

[@kevinc2970]

Wait! Whats the video game vampire? It looks so familiar! You have to release the whole episode

[@christiankemp9851]

Um actually, Gollum never guessed the Ring of Power (Gollum never calls it that) until after the game of riddles was done. Plus in the Hobbit it was not the Ring of Power yet, it was just an ring that made you invisible.

[@jessedavis6366]

Did this lady just that Jurassic park 3 is good

[@mooxim]

When your bar is set to "does someone get eaten by a dinosaur?" There was a proviso.