There Are No Games

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[@elsleazo9592]

They had that borderlands 4 trailer in their back pocket in case the movie bombed guaranteed

[@lastpringle8904]

I bet it'll be boring as hell

[@ACE360x]

To be fair Borderlands 3 didnt have the best story but the dlcs and gameplay were pretty damn good imo​@lastpringle8904

[@lastpringle8904]

@@ACE360x I never played the DLCs. If the base game's story isn't interesting, I won't touch the DLC

[@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK]

@@lastpringle8904 who the hell plays borderlands for the story? Sure 2 had a great one and its always a bonus but its a game about a billion guns bruh

[@connorsmith1005]

Complete opposite, they expected the movie to get over and capitalise on the hype... it didn't work.

[@beo3828]

If you ever want to know how much Pyro knows about what he's talking about: if he says "they release a game every year" he has no fucking idea.

[@sharpenedsphere8345]

Legit, especially with Persona

[@deftnnn4423]

i lashed out in anger when he didnt recognize age of mithology, like your entire carrer is based on videogames and you have no fuckin idea what you are looking at, amazes me, just about any idiot could do what he does but better

[@Chillwave6]

true, thats when i knew he didn't know about that series since the only games being released every year are like 2K games, and thats because most of the stuff are pretty much the same with only an updated roster and maybe a new mode, adding a whole around 40 hours of stuff each year.. for 60-90€, so its easier to make.

[@nobodyspecial4676]

@@sharpenedsphere8345garbage series

[@MRL1ZARDZ]

@@sharpenedsphere8345 sollux pfp holy based

[@richardbrown6421]

Surely the new borderlands game wont be written like another garbage teenage fanfiction right out of mr pitchfords diary (huffs dangerously high levels of copium)

[@fluffthesergal7640]

Civvie11 is gonna explode smh

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBo-vq4iz]

istg it better have a half decent story bc tbh the trailer looked pretty cool just hoping its either like borderlands 2 and actually kinda funny at points or decides to take a more serious approach to the series

[@averyterribleperson5292]

​@@fluffthesergal7640 based civvie enjoyer

[@fendviyo]

Ngl I actually enjoy the corny writing

[@rhaelva717]

@@fendviyo I think borderlands 2 corny writing is funny but 90% of the stuff in bl3 just misses

[@AgilesRem]

the fact that there are still people being unironically hyped everytime cod announces a new game is crazy

[@Mr.Raccd-.--..-.-..--.--.-.]

Not a single good cod game since they fumbled bo4

[@rane2855]

​@@Mr.Raccd-.--..-.-..--.--.-. Idk i gave up after ghosts

[@nobodyspecial4676]

its literally 10$ this year to play through the entire campaign and a month of multiplayer and zombies. treyarch have never had a bad campaign and 10$ is a great price.

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

@@Mr.Raccd-.--..-.-..--.--.-. MW19 WAS OK, AFTER THAT JUST INFINITE COD SLOP

[@augustusfren133]

yearly cod activision was better than current activision

[@firiozifirion4718]

The No Games Situation is insane.

[@yeth797]

original title: There Are No Games

[@Aleyck]

I was here

[@Butterphotography]

The game situation drama is insanely huge

[@Krisztian08]

@@Aleyck I was also here

[@trupaozbornowie9513]

Was

[@Krondon-SSR]

still

[@enderslayer99og]

14:30 no one clapping killed me ☠️☠️☠️

[@virtuesoath9130]

Beside clapping there wasn't even a laugh

[@thecokestraw5919]

"they release 20 persona games a year" fuck man i WISH they did

[@MechFung]

Imagine 20 50+ hr quality games being released a year, actual dream.

[@TokenMCPE]

whos gonna tell pyro

[@Jose_Doe]

​@@MechFunghigh quality persona games? Erm kinda wrong on that

[@MechFung]

@@Jose_Doe GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

[@ravenrzr7527]

THE NO GAMESCOM

[@Eco02]

AAAAAAGH AAAAH AAAAAAHHH AAAAH

[@jeremiahdd6751]

14:23 They wrote and allowed this

[@ManovaYT]

And everyone was dead silent, too😂

[@squindigglyjigglybop1300]

"There Are No Games" dying light the beast:

[@icedgrapes]

i think no more room in hell 2 and arc raiders will be really good as well

[@tedtheodore5715]

They have 1 game then

[@joselazo6840]

So guys, we did it

[@Hydro.131]

@@icedgrapes I am so insanely hype for NMRIH2 you dont even know

[@Cubed_Sphere]

The return of Kyle crane apparently which is really fucking exciting

[@acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717]

There’s no hairline

[@ziglind]

pyro hating on borderlands despite obviously playing the first game for like 2 minutes says a lot

[@Dankly_weebs]

What did you expect he likes indie game slop

[@tedtheodore5715]

Borderlands 3 was total ass tbh

[@BilliamTorpedo]

​@@tedtheodore5715 the gunplay and buildmaking was insane but the story and map layouts were so ass I stopped playing before I finished it

[@joselazo6840]

@@tedtheodore5715getting in iron bear as moze in the very beginning felt absolutely awesome before I realized my seasoned borderlands bud made a build and killed everything like 15 times faster than I could kill one badass with iron bears ENTIRE duration

[@ColovianFurCap]

pyro being ignorant doesn't make that slop good lmao

[@Dankly_weebs]

Pyro when’s there’s no games with ps1 horror indie slop 😡 Pyro when said slop game has hidden degenerate content in it 🥰

[@Klinker0913]

I know for a fact pyro would play monster hunter if the monsters were all fat

[@moy9948]

There's a mod for World that adds monster d*cks, I'm pretty sure Pyro would install that at breakneck speed

[@mchamburgerslice2870]

There are fat monsters in monster hunter

[@DorHati]

there should be a monster, whose attack it is to inflate itself and jump on you. Then he would play it

[@Flubbadon]

this game is likely to have a fat ape who farts on you. yes this is a real thing.

[@Gwynhyvr]

@@DorHati Zamtrios from Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, possibly Great Jagras from Monster Hunter World

[@mcchikin3743]

53:33 Your stick's not even touching the ground man

[@seeyouspacecowboy941]

SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Idrk_TBH0]

I love how they used 'This is what space feels like' by JVKE for the starfield REV-8 trailer to try and get more engagement

[@smushilad8324]

Pyro seriously needs to get into more genres that isn't an obscure horror game.

[@susnut3819]

Did bro jus say theirs no cars in dying light...someone get him the following

[@notflamingman625]

worth watching the whole thing just to see goat sim remastered

[@deftnnn4423]

the trailer was hella funny, but gameplay wise is still as boring

[@G36C-556]

​@@deftnnn4423? They're adding edging to goat sim 🔥🔥

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@deftnnn4423 truly like goat sim is worth about 10 minutes of shits and gigs, that's about it unfortunately.

[@emikochan13]

In dune , shields attract worms, they use guns when they're in worm areas where the shields can't be used.

[@nutskok5394]

👍

[@imaginenottrue2146]

You don't like dragon ball because there's no fat characters fighting mr.pyro...

[@mightyknight006]

There's Majin Buu

[@sora.7973]

I mean there's Ribrianne, Fat Buu, Android 13, and Dodoria (i missed a few) he can get his high if we show him all them

[@durandol]

@@sora.7973 Since when was Android 13 fat?

[@sora.7973]

@@durandol Wasn't 13 the fat clown thing? or was that 14.

[@durandol]

@@sora.7973 You're thinking of 19

[@SleepParalysisMoth]

I love how once Pyrocynical caught onto everyone posting original title comments he stopped changing the titles 💀

[@21Eaglez]

Him skipping Secret Level is vile, shame on you mr.Pyrofemboy...

[@Rubyduckshovel]

Not a game

[@ender1570_]

@@Rubyduckshovelbanger though

[@denni8271]

>game showcase video >skips tv show trailer >"vile"

[@Rubyduckshovel]

@@ender1570_ It's out?

[@ender1570_]

@@Rubyduckshovel nah but it looks like a banger, it’s out December 10

[@garunga597]

29:42 wow they have the lankybox character

[@MoistHarvester]

Pyro: Theres no game Also pyro: They release like a million persona games a year. On top of that, they dont? LMAO I love him a tonne but its either, nothing = no game, something = too much game.

[@MoistHarvester]

I've never even played persona but that was just weird LMAO

[@f4ncho]

"i cant keep up with persona theres like 50 games a year" there're only 5 games for 28 years😭

[@Razorshadow73]

Most VR games these days have a 'desktop mode' if you don't want to or can't actually play VR, so I'd be surprised if Arkham Shadows didn't.

[@papermacheman2210]

I have seen very few VR Games in general with a desktop mode, also it will be a Quest 3 exclusive so Desktop mode just isn't happening

[@Zer0_DPS]

19:44 Surprised Pyro didn't mention how the Dragon Ball thing says "6 Characters Early Unlock" but it's really just 3 different hair variants of only 2 characters.

[@bearlogg7974]

The no Bioshock situation is insane

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Bioshock my beloved

[@Pizzatww]

At least theres infinite bacon

[@frogge47]

54:42 pyro being watching a late part of the stream while people can see stuff before him

[@burrito8443]

The silence in the audience is so loud

[@ShadeofGaz]

I don't get why they never have actually have gamers play the game for the trailer

[@gaminggrotto4857]

I'm pretty sure we used too in the early days of E3

[@anassright5342]

1:14:45 absolute gold (comedy)

[@pokrak6344]

So guys we did it

[@ollie5927]

Cod is just army recruitment drive: the game

[@frenchrev.2379]

Pyro you reminded me to buy armored core..

[@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758]

Bro stalker need more time for the game because their country got invaded

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

There's a little trolling going on

[@artemefimov8215]

Original title: there are SOME games

[@LanaVentus]

Infinity Nikki has such good game play and none was shown

[@GatBodZ]

I hate how they did Batman. We got 2 atrocities of games, 1 of them claiming to be a sequel to Arkham, completely fucked it up. And now they finally make a true sequel and not only make it vr, BUT EXCLUSIVE TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE HEADSET THAT HARDLY ANYONE OWNS. Meaning a whole 50 people are gonna play it, and then theyre gonna say “well I guess Batman games aren’t popular anymore” and kill the whole franchise. I feel like we’ve officially entered the 2nd death of the gaming industry

[@UnLoCkeeD]

"There Are No Games" truly

[@Corrdunk]

No way bro skipped on monument valley

[@mettawatkutaninwat5411]

Pyro when AAA game:

[@fizzinilife7703]

Bro owns like 6 shirts lmao

[@thecokestraw5919]

14:55 PERSONA MENTIONED ‼‼ WHAT THE FUCK IS HAVING A LIFE 🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼🔊🔊🔊

[@cyptic_sky5620]

what’s that, no titanfall 3 trailer? there true are no games anymore

[@Bak_Madarame]

first real game at 15:38

[@ego1156]

They must have not wanted the bacon

[@paradigmhttp]

Gluten tag

[@Slimy_Slimy]

The gameless situation is insane

[@frogge47]

19:27 was expecting pyro to say the shouty shouty anime instead of dragon ball

[@gibbings5534]

There are thousands of games pyro, take your medication

[@fistpumpdude8671]

peters back at it again

[@speckles85553]

Space Marine 2 is going to be a game, I swear to god pyro

[@mattnmad38]

Wow ARC Raiders couldn't even be arsed to get a real VA for the trailer, its joever for games

[@joaquinaizenberg]

They choose unlimited bacon smh 😭

[@mauhu]

So… unlimited bacon?

[@PhantazmaSage]

I'm theorizing jack is back in BL4

[@DUDEWHATDOYOUMEAN]

there was the Dying Light: The Beast announcement

[@Mascaras777]

Borderlands 4 might be a game

[@doppelganger7645]

If the ps5 has no games then pyro has no content

[@speedyblackman]

there is no main channel video

[@SimplySpooOfficial]

My favorite no games was when the no games said “no games” and no games all over the no games

[@fimmywa]

2:30 "Where players question everything, and trust no-one" that's literally just video games beyond 2014 lol. The industry doesn't deserve it's patrons.

[@jacobross735]

Lord gaben will save us soon

[@Chillwave6]

55:57 i like how he goes on to say how "yeah uhh lets get police woman in skin tight latex, surely nobody will find that arousing" and she immediately turns to look at the camera. yes, (you) will find it that

[@gloonkinc]

pyro is a Little Nightmares fan?

[@theorcamafia]

Ikr I had hoped he had at least listened to the podcast. Ngl the podcast has me hopeful for the story.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@theorcamafia there's a podcast?? 😳 (I am dumb and bad at keeping up with media related to stuff i like)

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

59:47 lego pirates of the Caribbean mentioned

[@taki3696]

I am so Ready for the Darkwood Video. i am 2 weeks absent from work cause of Surgery. I will watch it in one Day

[@kaoz1238]

There are like 2 games.

[@ownih]

Arc raiders im most excited for

[@ila5963]

A strain on sjokz's career

[@robinjaeger]

There are no main channel videos

[@deftnnn4423]

and you just realized?

[@beatleboy3196]

Wait pyro hasn't played Armored Core? I thought he would have for sure since he used old AC music in his Entropy Zero video.

[@sanels6380]

Wait a chick is in charge of black ops 6?

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

Skip to 1:21:46 if you wanna see the best part

[@rickshabusky4553]

WAY ARE THERE NO GAMES WAY ARE THERE NO GAMES ! I DON'T GET IT I'm going to kick your ass pyro Cuz I'm not getting any help from understanding from anyone

[@schoolrulez]

bud skipped over the one game I wanted to see his thoughts on

[@roygbiv5895]

Wraps it up at 1:21:46

[@shinosu2328]

thanks for letting us know

[@thanos2715]

Will PS5 run out its life cycle without any games? Lmfao

[@oddloopnotoddloop]

we playin h2m and gunfire reborn, couldnt imagine owning a ps5

[@Hash.Tag.]

Treyarch try not to add le secret paramilitary base in the middle of le nowhere mission in the next Call Of Duty game challenge (impossible). Like seriously it's good to have a COD campaign in an urban area but these missions that take place in the middle of tundra/forest areas will easily be the weakest part of any campaign, they are always the most boring slog to get through. I know they're trying to get more environments for more variety but it's like a cliche at this point that every COD game MUST have at least one forest section that solely exists for padding.

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

1:07:00 seemless cut

[@RDVLVET]

The problem with COD is that they have to keep inovating every year, or no one will buy the game. However, personally, every game after the MW remaster is fundamentally the exact same but with a new esthetic. Not only that, but BO2, BO3, Advanced Warfare, and Infinite Warfare are set in the future and didn't have that advanced equipment, but they have it in the 90's. A controlable throwing knife that explodes, wtf.

[@Vivinarii]

“There are no games” meanwhile a new borderlands (might not be that good but I have hope), a new Dying Light, new Path of Exiles, and I’m only halfway in. Pyro, don’t lie to us. Also Monster Hunter, Civ 7, and Deliverance? Then bro gets so excited for a Batman game in 2025 💀 I guess the all in le head games got to him, literally nothing excites him any more

[@playerchef]

Borderlands Situation Is Crazy

[@JFMPP]

RCXD a 4 kill streak..... 😭

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Is that Dune narrator just lower pitched Dolan or what? Sounds pretty kiwi to me

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

There are no views (in this video)

[@Hot_Devil777]

PyroNocynical

[@generichouse]

Ngl, there’s no games.

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

1:18:31 sparta moment

[@littlepyroworm]

there is 1 game let me tell you about it….

[@griggletv6974]

The shill game awards

[@panzerfaust44]

Thanks for the fucking news

[@StudioKelpie1993]

I think Dying Light: The Beast takes place after the DLC, The Following, as it has Kyle looking half infected and if you choose to kill the Mother, Kyle escapes and arrives outside to find out he has turned into a Monster, so maybe the game will show how maybe the Government got hold of him, found a way to surpress his infected side and give him the abilities of the Volital but keeping his Humanity, but at the cost of Kyle being tortured for 15 years, probably why he looks older. Also, is it me or does it look less like a Sweet Baby game, because I know Dying Light 2 had Sweet Baby's hand in it and explains why I found it mid compared to the first game, but The Beast looks way better and more of a true successor to Dying Light

[@Zagriel.]

Story is after dying light 2(allegedly) and kyle escaping is canon ending(allegedly).

[@youngdud9025]

32:07 "Why shouldn't you talk about a game that I'm (someone's) gonna cover it." Why is he not making a petscop vid again?

[@Dell96kill]

we totally dead no game