European Stereotypes Are Cooked

[@alistairleonhart3925]

Bro actually defending British slopfood and then says chicken kiev is disgusting.

[@KarpetBurn]

Hes indoctrinated to find the slimiest most grotesque food imaginable tasty

[@the_letter_5579]

Bro is actually just rage baiting at this point

[@alistairleonhart3925]

@@KarpetBurn That's one thing but also the chicken kiev was mouth-watering. The hell is he on

[@Aetham]

Chicken Kiev being disgusting is an understandable opinion.

[@Prosto-Ban]

⁠@@Aethamdefinitely 20x better then any British food ever created. Mmmmm let me go eat my beans on toast instead of a proper meal

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

Forget about Darkwood, when are we getting Lightstone

[@Rizzcone]

By the end of Gustaug

[@KesorodaBlk]

Lightstone? No. Lighthouse!

[@OrificeHorus]

Funger when

[@speclessthan3]

Or literally dimmetal

[@heckincat1406]

Only Pyro can more than double the runtime through his fucking yapping for no reason

[@PurbleRyan]

I enjoy his rambles. makes good for listening to while playing video games

[@BannedProbably]

@@PurbleRyan sat here playing fucking tcg card shop simulator of all things and so insanely real

[@-Chadnik]

bro actually reached the "im swedish" stage. full sweaboo

[@PhoenixAura81]

"Sweaboo" 🤣🤣

[@muramasa870]

He is ashamed of being from Londonstan😢

[@jab9109]

Saying Ukrainian food is ugly, while looking at meals that look gorgeous and then calling a literal brick of brown pork "good"... I don't think the british thing is a meme guys, they really eat smile and colorless slabs.

[@kopi3841]

you don't get paid for recycling in Sweden, you pay extra when you buy recyclable packaging and then get the money back for recycling.

[@thesnesgeek]

And you get money for the bottles you recycle.

[@shmegsie]

yeah, we have same depository system in latvia, you pay 10 cents more for drink, but after recycling u get it back

[@LetsLaberWithMi]

same in germany 25c for plastic bottles and cans

[@LuigiWP]

​@@shmegsie😮nokmgj

[@4NT0N10MZC]

They do that in California as well

[@mrkykun3985]

love it when he's watching something, someone donates, he yaps then instead of starting the video where he paused, he rewinds a minute and the aforementioned cycle repeats itself on the same part of the video literal insanity

[@DipaoloAki]

Holy shit Pyro actually eats turds but laughs at chicken nugs 😭

[@Sam-h6u9d]

if you are talking about chiken kiev, chiken kiev is more of a meatball than a chiken nugget, especially if you see how big they are.

[@matoustrubac1016]

Correction for Czechia: we dont say were a part of western Europe We cope and say were the "middle" cause we hate everything with equal burning passion

[@DeltaGZX0]

Can confirm

[@TheInfamousBreasticle]

Yes, exactly this. I'd actually say most people hate germany more than eastern europe. #1 in xenophobia lets keep it going boys

[@CrystalDinocz]

We say that to not be in the same group as Russia. We're just trying to distance our selves from Russia as far as possible.

[@arson3687]

but we poles love you :((

[@matoustrubac1016]

@@arson3687 my bad, didnt mean it like that. We love our polish brothers.

[@Gramer05]

29 minute Video into an Hour is Crazy and they say Inflation isn't real

[@ChrisAbcdee]

Why have a video about food when the real slop is the 45 minutes of added runtime

[@SanLilith]

Pyro loves inflation, so of course

[@Kr_The_Lynx]

What...

[@viliusraguotis1618]

bro has a degree in Yapping

[@Nix_Yeetmeister]

Pyrocynical knows a lot about inflation.

[@natelavallee4034]

Pyro when something isn’t inflated or Swedish: 🤬🤬🤬

[@TheInfamousBreasticle]

Bro is from England and travels to Sweden out of all places and he really thinks his opinion about food matters 💀💀💀💀

[@BreadLoafSFM]

Surströmming is peak food and you know it

[@Nayfus9]

​@@BreadLoafSFM paper >

[@JohnnyFnafEnthusiast]

@@BreadLoafSFM as a swede surströmming is DISGUSTING

[@Kokong]

Surströmming was developed by the government during ww1 as a response to mustard gas.

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

@@BreadLoafSFMas a swede i tried it once and puked all over myself

[@dancingenginier5707]

pyro managing to turn a 20 minute videos in to a 1 hour video cuz he gets distracted every 5 seconds is truely something

[@schizosamurai8840]

Fun fact: If you told average Czech that they belong to Western Europe, they would tell you to piss off, at least. Czech Rep is what you would call "Middle Europe"

[@KhakiCap]

Coming from Czech rep., can confirm that fact.

[@lambda653]

I thought it was called "central europe"?

[@Brookpitlik]

Actually as an another czech I can correct you that it is called the “Central Europe” (insert the nerd emoji)

[@cyierwoah]

Pyro criticizing others food as he cries to mommy to add chicken and tuna into the meal cause he needs protein 😢 (27 year old btw)

[@tylernguyen6612]

English breakfast, is just a diabetic meal

[@Zongerbonged]

BRO REACT TO THE FUCKING VIDEO

[@KesorodaBlk]

Pyro and every fucking Indie V-Tuber refuse to actually react to the videos these days.😑

[@BreadLoafSFM]

IKR?

[@se_lfcontrol]

1 min in this mf already paused the video a 100 times

[@viliusraguotis1618]

Bro has a degree in Yapping

[@MichusubPl]

Graduated from "Who Asked" University

[@snurgles3952]

bri'ish palate never cease to amaze me of how somehow unique in a mildly bad way. stole all the spices and never gotten to use it properly. bruh

[@johnnylizard3542]

Pyro saying he went to Germany, got scammed Also pyro: I went to berlin My brother in no-longer-europe, you went to one of the worst places in germany

[@davethehusky9409]

just because I know Finns will be here (like me) go to 48:32 for the Finnish stereotypes and skip the rest of the nothingburger video.

[@compatriot852]

Funny how Pyro talks about Latvia being poor only to get slapped by reality that it's the same as the UK. Meanwhile Lithuania and Estonia doing well economically despite the chronic alcoholism

[@bloods9427]

If no Darkwood today, your life gonna be cooked lil bro

[@the5zero]

Darkwood tomorrow bucko, Pyro prolly still lying tho lmfao

[@bloods9427]

@@the5zero I forgot he lives in a place called UK, it's 3:20 AM of 20/9 here

[@the5zero]

@@bloods9427 Asian pyro viewers waiting for Darkwood

[@bloods9427]

@@the5zero So painful

[@istimagyar53]

He will upload it at 23:59

[@cs82271]

I usually don't care but the level of cope Pyro has towards his "food" is impressive. Literal nasty patty gets a, "this looks good" while peak Mexican food gets a, "You think this looks good?!" Brother desperately needs to try more cuisines. Expand your pallet

[@SoullessNazzerin]

As a Swedish person, I can say that over 98% of the adult population is probably in debt... We only look rich, but we ain't rich, most of us are just using money that doesn't even exist.

[@svensvensson1085]

As a Swedish person, I can dissagree with this. Also think most of us are in dept, but that doesn't make us unrich

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

Jag fattar inte varför folk lånar flera hundratusen för att köpa nån jävla elbil som kommer gå ner i värde mer och mer varje dag

[@andreinaf]

I genuently shivered out of disgust when he showed me the potato and eel

[@mirrorhymn]

pyro turned up his racism dial on this one

[@dee_sgusting]

german here...everything said in this video is totally wrong and entirely correct

[@dee_sgusting]

im gonna go now and recycle some trash

[@ferreven2558]

poland getting glazed, rightfully so

[@mirrorhymn]

pyro try not to glaze sweden (impossible)

[@sihiri_kabari]

It’s not glazing. It’s just the truth

[@emayex8934]

​@@sihiri_kabariglok glok

[@sihiri_kabari]

@@emayex8934 if that’s an insult, just know that i got my no-no mushroom in your home

[@ViceMightBeTaken]

@@sihiri_kabari swedistan

[@sihiri_kabari]

@@ViceMightBeTaken i mean we kinda have the same % of immigrants as germany so ion get the whole swedistand thing

[@shad0wpk02]

Holy yapper. How did he more than double the actual length of the video.

[@bolislaw69]

bro is british and has audacity to talk shit about food from other countries. actual ragebait

[@reallyFrogman]

If Pyroslopical says something about food, the complete opposite is true. That is just something we've had to establish now.

[@doonfla]

Dude saying Hungarian food looks basic right after he said that, what looks like a decaying fish, looked great is the most british thing possible. Literal dead taste buds.

[@swarthyneeky]

At last, we got Pyro and NFKRZ interaction after all these years 🔥🔥🔥

[@foxwayne]

fr

[@skirtboi]

they need to collab again😢

[@soyburgerman4832]

I love how the editor did not censor his swearing out at the beginning

[@pocketproductions7206]

It’s crazy being in the funger fandom and hearing pyro say frap’s name bro we done made it gang

[@delet5718]

GEOPOLD MENTIONED

[@abyssalproductions0]

Pyro loves Darkwood so much he likes the same food as the game characters

[@frogge47]

Glazing time 47:29 - 49:26

[@_mad_cat_]

28:08 That's Brazilian Portuguese. Not real Portuguese from Portugal.

[@conlangknow8787]

Stop yapping bro

[@bleeem]

@@conlangknow8787 what yap? its not European portuguese

[@conlangknow8787]

@@bleeem Brazilian Portuguese on top

[@JoseRoby123]

​@@conlangknow8787 when it comes complexity, european portuguese is superior, it is objectively better😂

[@conlangknow8787]

@@JoseRoby123 you're just forever coping that people are more likely to learn Portuguese because of Brazil than Portugal. Also graceful simplicity > faux complexity

[@rubiscubis6803]

in sweden gypsy is considered a racial slur i think

[@Brookpitlik]

soybois

[@FemmiFatale]

Portuguese is just Spanish but for deaf people with a lisp and a learning disability... and Brazilians.

[@MrUnexpective]

„The rules are above the police themselves“ yea tf? Do you want your cops to be above the law by definition?

[@icekreamskoop]

never come to pyro for food takes, got it

[@glovemiester]

it took pyro 1:04 to mention sweden

[@ElYujitad]

As an Estonian. I am a discord degen.

[@Медведь-ж3с]

pyro goes to berlin once thinks he knows germany. absolute mega brain

[@Aestareth_]

bro unironically uses opera gx

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

Bro also unironically defends bri’ish slop

[@dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617]

Czechians is like saying Germanians, Britanians or Francians

[@-jakey-]

Pyro's Dinner Situation is Insane

[@Megasaphire]

LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@I8PC_or_smth]

i can confirm as a canadian poutine is banging and its literally just cheese fries and gravy

[@notmeowth]

7:11 rule 1 of visiting netherlands: never go to amsterdam

[@HaveanOreshnik]

People assume that i drink Vodka for being Russian That is actually false, i've always enjoyed beer, first drank it at 14

[@znoopsy]

russian stereotypes making this look normal is crazy

[@LauraOvTheePsychicYouth]

I had a shot of vodka as an 8 year old

[@PurbleRyan]

Love these kinds of hour long videos makes great for listening to to while I play video games.

[@eriv0id]

estonia mentioned, i can live happy

[@KNİGHTSSS324]

all bark no bite

[@CallofFreaky]

This isn't a stereotype, but living by the beach in Denmark there used to be a fucking German camping van in the beach parking lot every night. Recently they made a recreational section of the dock, and thankfully that included a parking lot for camping vans. Haven't seen a single one outside since then. They come from down south so they thankfully made a plot for them to park a few miles before they reach my street

[@SpitfireFortyFour]

Seeing a mild NFKRZ appreance again is a godsend.

[@Terrados1337]

Every other month YT throws a Pyro video at me and every time he looks more like my mum during the 80s. Its uncanny.

[@valdemarandersson3234]

74% of the video is pyro just glazing sweden

[@4rl0ng]

Donos were actually mild this time

[@ManaWarev2]

where le darkwood le pyro lying

[@itc4yt]

Tommorow

[@Hyde_Tolut]

Its all in le head

[@buciaurel]

1 day pyro

[@saac63]

Pyro's awful takes on food never cease to amaze me

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

As a swedish person even I think you’re glazing too much

[@yubnut4305]

Man cant truly play the video for longer than 2 seconds without pausing or a tangent damn

[@x_Sabi_x_Kadaj_x]

As a romanian person, i can confirm that, at least in my country, the word ''gipsy'' is considered a slur.

[@aestheticruth9955]

50:05 he looks like if Mrbeast and Jesse pinkman had a child

[@CyberK4]

2:57 Your first mistake was going to Berlin. You gotta check out the other provinces.

[@rintmacleanen2972]

React Andy pauses a video to glaze Sweden 7 times a minute for an hour fucking straight:

[@fishfashfood]

I think chicken Kiev is fucking delicious, especially if its got some cheese in there

[@rubenbrito4166]

that translater part wasn't portuguese, that was brazilian, no, it's not the same

[@Smeg_2409-xu9do]

it is the same, the accent is different you donut

[@paravoidy]

Pyro after seeing literally any femboy: "is that Finnster?"

[@dsouthmonster]

*Brothers unhand him immediately* Kurt Cobain said, "It's OK to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings"

[@Stabols]

actual one hour andy

[@thelastspartanremixer]

23:53 I totally forgot to comment on this but I was dying for like 3 minutes straight from this, and the subsequent burger and fries roast

[@nicklaspedersen8264]

I wonder when Pyro will realize that Sweden is basically the Temu version of Norway

[@okkefaber9993]

of course our Dutch food looks appetizing to a British person

[@silbersirius]

this should be called how to make a 30min vids in to a 70min vid

[@Lazyguy5473]

recycling for money was first started in Norway

[@17year_cicada]

0:09 the editor didn't censor the swearing, unlucky demonetization

[@mfcx333]

😬

[@potato7977]

bro is ragebaiting so hard with food he hasnt even tried

[@Pageone656]

Pyro trying to watch the fucking video (impossible)

[@JohnSluggice]

I love that pyro calls aperol a woman drink then proceeds to mention he only drinks vodka lemonade

[@Rey-vm9it]

its funny how berlin is like viewed as being THE german country itself. berlin is actually completely different to every other subcountry in germany. having big roads in berlin? yea, the rest of germany is completely different.

[@verspin]

As your typical European I came here just to watch the part about my country

[@meertf]

you got an hour to release brapwood

[@kadam.z]

The fact that half the video is arguing about food is crazy, you all need to get a life INCLUDING you pyro

[@user-duren]

21:20 pyro's cope is bigger than the furries he 'likes'

[@andrewpivo2204]

place sweden situation is insane

[@FlightLaFlame]

where is flopwood

[@janka4820]

there's lots to do in latvia you just gotta know a local

[@adelcipher5617]

"Czech language is silly" meanwhile all my foreign friends said Czech sounds gruff and aggressive and they're worried someone's gonna punch them if they say even a single word in a different language......we're not aggressive or confrontational I swear, we're the most chill people if you get to know us especially in a pub after a glass of beer (yeah that stereotype is true we do have cheap beer but it's also one of the best beers around, literally our entire culture revolves around beer and beer making)

[@luv6071]

Pyro can not be a food critic

[@monkeyman3448]

black pudding is bloody vile... pun intended

[@RizzyMonkeyVr]

Forget about darkwood now we got pyro using content from geopold 😀

[@claudiuparaschiv9139]

13:49 I ride an electric bike every day and this is accurate

[@SerGamingGG]

AVERAGE YEARLY TEMPERATURE INCLUDES WINTER

[@kinko4786]

Bro watches a 30 min video in 1 hour and 15 min TwT

[@askeorm]

go to denmark its like sweden but better and we don't have nearly as much crime