There Is No Game... unless?

[@Log4rithm]

everything is free after you pay for it

[@number16kelbax]

Monthly subscriptions

[@Crayonboutjoe]

@@number16kelbax me when im broke: I have no moneys ;~; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Shade-0]

makes sense

[@tvt9733]

the hero: gets tired Merg: OMG its a baby!!

[@Gust3883]

True

[@justayoutuber1445]

Wat

[@bluethecapitalistcolour2953]

Mergs logic is crouching=baby lol

[@GlitchGlitchyPlayz]

@Last Task Crewmate Phase 1 lol the end/ ending ( Lost Of Control. )

[@udayify1592]

Yeah

[@vsptylore3639]

28:00 "Can I kill you? No offense?" is by far the funniest sentence out of context

[@Kwiatkovv]

Merg . . . Did you hear about new editions of crunchy crunchy breakfast cereal? Cereal that's crunchy and melts-in-yout-mouth at the same time

[@skylordwiki4643]

"1, 2, 4, 3" something's wrong I can feel it

[@bigchungus6982]

He cant count

[@talkalexis]

​@@bigchungus6982 He's just counting in Nublician

[@DamageMaximo]

41:47 "So let's first get 50 x 3" Merg is the best math teacher I've ever had.

[@zarazayan1905]

Lol

[@epiclucasgamer]

Could had just said one fifty..

[@redfacegaming7727]

Merg counting 1, 2, 4, 3 was the funniest thing I've seen all year.

[@redfacegaming7727]

Thank you for the hearts Merg. I know you always have a ton of comments on your videos, yet you somehow have the time to find little ones like these. Keep up the great work my friend.

[@catalyst539]

“You even control the seasons” “I’m not an oracle either” Is that an Oracle of Seasons reference?! 26:17 The ads are PaRappa the Rapper and Papers Please

[@Franziska_787]

Well it could actually be one.

[@ascenjix]

me and the boys going to the highest tower to find out who asked

[@mikkelmarkvardsen7750]

No, it was obviusly rapappa and please, papers!

[@ohitsrusher842]

@@ascenjix Who asked for your reply? Cause I sure as hell didn't.

[@ascenjix]

@@ohitsrusher842 a fact is asked a meme is probably not asked, or a word is not asked

[@nauter4859]

Merg: "This isn't gonna work.." *thing works* Merg: *Surprised pikachu*

[@MrKraziWert]

8:03 is the time stamp right?

[@MaxyX]

My electric just went out...

[@harrisonkemp5508]

Love this one...

[@araiaraiwa]

@@MaxyX pikachu can help you Edit:that rhymes...

[@cekymeky6342]

LOL

[@xabdu-_-gus4097]

Merg : OMG The baby is tired!!! **MERG PETTING HERO* Hero : *his energy fully restored* Merg : NOW CAN I KILL YOU? 27:55

[@TheAdvertisement]

27:55 "Oh- oh nooo the baby needs to be pet!" asdsahfdjhfaodif Merg you're so precious! 29:45 Rest in Peace, Parappa the Paper. 45:48 That squirrel Easter egg gives me infinite joy.

[@vick2987]

This is great

[@wandererc]

M

[@lazyb0nez_]

“That’s not gonna work” The game: *oh you think so??*

[@Kitty_Tempest]

Snas? is dat u

[@darx438]

@@Kitty_Tempest my favorite undertale character, *snas*

[@Crayonboutjoe]

@@darx438 do i look like something?

[@Greg_Boing]

I love merg playing this NON-game. It's just the kind of NON-game that goes really well with Merg's vibe. Kinda brings me back to the days of Hollow Knight XD (edit: oops forgot the NON-game, fixed it now)

[@Luca-vq8hd]

This is not a game

[@Greg_Boing]

@@architype84 I know it's so hilarious and cute

[@GamerGod_99]

"Git Gud" - Hornet Void

[@gunnersg2700]

45:06 unintentional HK reference? lol

[@TheGamer707.]

It’s becomes a game at the end and the next chapter is the narrator being sad about Gigi going away and then you get in the creators phone and then you go back to the start with Gigi and then have a choice with playing a game or not

[@tomasprochazka7840]

The guard at the end: He protecc He attacc But most importantly.... He bacc

[@ceciliaatengco4391]

Lol

[@1cake.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gracielaortiz1364]

He pet the baby

[@randoncourter4923]

He land on his bacc

[@MrTree-xo4wb]

I watched your content like a few years ago when I was pretty in to Undertale. I recently came back to see what you were up too and it’s just as great as I remember.

[@twoforalex5713]

agreed

[@thatonecabridog]

Hero: **exists** Merg: PET THE PRECIOUS BABY

[@barrytheman8887]

XD

[@bitofanidiot5572]

classic

[@barrytheman8887]

Hoi sans

[@kassiaactuallydraws9361]

wholesome cherry

[@rmbss9203]

Lol

[@HarpSeel]

Merg: Can you buy the 1 million gate legit? Me: Only one way to find out...

[@Gust3883]

Sadly you can't, there's a cap of 1000💰 that you can hold

[@Firefly256]

@@Gust3883 pretty sure the cap is 999💰

[@Gust3883]

@@Firefly256 No, I played it and it's 1000💰

[@Ex0rknight]

And now welcome everyone to... “COUNTING WITH MERG” say it with me “ 1, 2, 4, 3” Thank you for stopping by! We’ll see you next time where we count to 100!

[@LaysDragon]

1,2,4,3

[@Ex0rknight]

@@LaysDragon yep

[@kreearra6907]

5,6,8,7

[@andrix7777]

@@kreearra6907 9,10,12,11

[@Haha_i_am_god]

13, 14, 16, 15

[@KonroMan]

Just when I thought everything Merg said couldn’t get cuter, he tells the hero, “I’m sorry, I have to pet you”. Merg truly is the best human ever.

[@DamageMaximo]

If I ever meet Merg I'll probably say that

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

@@DamageMaximo strawberry milkshake with a cherry on top said my brother Me what brother no brother existed ever

[@stevehutcherson1650]

@@The_OwO_Shogun uhhh... huh?

[@nothingness4068]

@@The_OwO_Shogun Ah yes

[@adriannamcdonald6637]

best CHERRY ever

[@eclipse5699]

Merg: gives a guy a living 'person' to wipe his as* with Also Merg: haha that's foony

[@DamageMaximo]

PaRappa is gonna have a not so fun time inside there

[@Merg]

I had to do what *must be done-*

[@Gust3883]

@@Merg Yep, Totally

[@basicallytoxic]

@@DamageMaximo you mean RaPappa?

[@drainagepipe-4150]

@@basicallytoxic The same thing. RaPappa refers to PaRappa.

[@avoider707]

That voice acting straight-up sounded like a nerdy Bowser

[@evilzombie3003]

Name - its dust Pfp - killer sans Somethings wrong I can feel it

[@avoider707]

Evil Zombie i am dust killer sans

[@comichamza9559]

IS that a New au

[@avoider707]

AJ Conley the one at the beginning when merg was in bed

[@avoider707]

Comic Hamza yes

[@Angel-2-7-]

The notification of this video told me... "Hurry up and watch the video!" ... Obviously, it said it with a Russian accent.

[@zdg69]

best comment ever

[@acon70]

@@zdg69 I agree

[@GrammyNorma.]

The game: there is no game The player: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Edit: wow this is the most liked comment I ever got thank you guys 👍

[@Gust3883]

Yes. Yes it is

[@DiamondsRulesPower]

lol if the energy bar gets higher it push the key down so very obvious

[@TheAdvertisement]

The fact that Merg actually starts enjoying the clicker aspect is both adorable and concerning. xD

[@Snukkuri]

There is no game, but there is always a key.

[@adventurerermax7937]

or- there is no gamre, but there is always an end.

[@SlimeyHD]

Hint: look at Thumbnail

[@neneetjin6696]

imagine talking cost money in this freeezplay

[@zoe-the-eepy-woamn]

lmao

[@oooooooooooooooooooo6787]

E8

[@Albert-uo5cz]

The moment Merg went 1-2-4-3 (36:26) made me laugh so hard XD

[@marielaoviedo8789]

“The baby needs to be pet” 27:51

[@Thome1]

Merg: Leaves forever Also Merg: *Enjoy your cereal!*

[@kitsukun1471]

7:39 i just love that one line, "Can i buy you?"

[@user-es2yz7um3e]

There is no game... unless you *PAY* for it with your very real money...

[@Gust3883]

Well, I don't have a PayPlease account so Guess there won't be a game

[@Vergil38]

@@Gust3883 payplease LMAO

[@rw10yearsago42]

You are one of the best of the best of the bestest best ever in history thanks for making videos to make me smile you cherry!

[@bruh9702]

36:24 Merg forgets how to count

[@nmk0001]

Hahaha xddd

[@doomclasher9287]

44:08 "you're free, Princess!" "No I'm $99.99 noob"

[@Clawnyan]

The game: There is no game player: *Nah fam, I payed good money for this, make it happen*

[@gracjan3033]

I remember when this game was just a story about a cursed goat and now it's a full game

[@woepdiecat]

yee merg you continued it :D thank you! good luck with the rest of the game as well. you are going to enjoy it

[@JustJum]

Merg "Can I kill you? No offense" Lol taking random quotes out of context, dont mind me (27:59)

[@simonalexander1222]

LOL

[@vethenoir]

At my time zone, you release videos at night and I feel so comfortable while watching them late at night in my bed Thank you for your videos merg It helped me to deal with a lot of stuff going on in my life (like death of my cat)

[@yoshikagekira1337]

Same here. Watching Merg at night is nice and sorry about your cat

[@FranXiT]

I'm so sad about so many other KZbinrs who stopped playing the game at chapter 2 because it was too complicated... It's actually tons of fun overall. That's a shame.

[@bluethecapitalistcolour2953]

"Because it was too complicated" it is actually pretty okay levels of complicated for a game that is litterally _puzzle_ adventure game.

[@Kitty_Tempest]

FRISKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@j_612]

What everyone sees: tired hero What merg sees: baby

[@skulltothebone5003]

I was waiting for this and I even thought about it earlier today: when is merg going to post another awesome video about there is no game

[@imaad._.2010]

When someone comments in Merg's videos Merg: *instantly hearts their comment*

[@monkebunsy]

I got a cereal ad while watching

[@Korbyxd399]

I thought clicking this video would lead me to a payment screen to watch the video

[@abe3467]

Same

[@florianricquart4114]

Damn, lucky you! I had to pay 99.99$ to watch the video. You must have been one of those "You're the 1 000th person to view this video" deals I hear about

[@saribot7012]

same

[@Merg]

The cost was 1 click

[@arievix8744]

@@florianricquart4114 yOu aRE tHe oNE bIlLiOntH gO0gLE uSEr!!!!!1!

[@paradoxseal8624]

when the thing says: *No Views*

[@noobik829]

Yeah

[@GamerGod_99]

:deepdab:

[@Clawnyan]

*There is no KZbin*

[@mertoslav4606]

You expected Gaia, too bad it was me Game. Oh you're aproaching the read more button? Instead of watching the video, you came right to the comments. "I can't read them without getting any closer" Oh ho, then come as you like.

[@endexor]

People: Is there actually a game? Merg: Well yes, but actually no.

[@ElayonTriplet]

Oh my gosh Merg, you're getting close to a million subscribers! Being your follower was really a ride.

[@jamezycatboy9926]

5:45 I've seen a lot of people play this game... ...and yet Merg is the first person I watch who actually questions this part.

[@spinelandrodrigoandres8863]

Merg:how are you guys do- Narrator:OH NO IT'S A FREE2PLAY! WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AHHHH!

[@andresboomcandy]

That surprise attack was... unexpected...

[@marjorie5397]

The path: 🌳 🌳🌳 🌳🌳 🌳 Hero: 👁👄👁

[@shinyrowlet532]

Hero:gets tired Merg: *O h i c a n c l i c k o n y o u !*

[@Slime01957]

Merg:theres no numbers here.. Theres...(and whatever he said more) Me:why would you need numbers?

[@user-vl8xy3up8i]

It has become "pet the hero" meme

[@aurorahernandez638]

Idid

[@sugaaria29moriah99]

PET THE HERO

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

36:25 If you listen closely, you can hear Merg's synapses misfiring

[@CharlieWoof]

I swear that “until next time, take care” fills me with so much happiness in a time when we desperately need it. Thanks Merg

[@nooneimportant2591]

this game is the best and you are the best person to do commentary on it, thank you for making this it always makes my week better

[@marmaje69]

Hype for silksong has rised a lot because of the Articles *i don’t want unnecessary spoilers, going in blind is the best experience*

[@maestro7123]

"OMG It's a Baby!" is just so adorable for Merg to say.

[@masterblaster38]

20:20 you got a archivement "serial clicker" the perfect archivement for une person that play clickertale 1 , 2 and 3.

[@AbstractArc]

"Oh oh oh its a pickaxe, I recognize how it looks" Also merg: Proceeds to fail horribly to craft a pickaxe

[@Nextheartist2015]

Congrats on 700k! :D also I got positive for COVID 19 today so yeah ;-; but then u posted this and I feel better TwT

[@Merg]

I wish you all the best and a good recovery! Take care!

[@Nextheartist2015]

@@Merg thank you TwT

[@andurasu1204]

Merg' "1,2,4,3" *_go back to kindergarten_*

[@penguintotallytailsalt8435]

This is my first ever comment and I'm proud! Also I like your vids merg, keep up the good work

[@Merg]

Thank you very much. ^^

[@penguintotallytailsalt8435]

I also got a video idea: no hit last breath phases 1-3

[@mudspud]

1... 2... 4... 3..? Great job Merg

[@lebollsong]

*Mafs*

[@crockhead]

Oh hell yes, I just saw that there's something new on merg's channel and now Im super early Lets go

[@Kitty_Tempest]

Snas??????????????????????????

[@motosgamer]

I loved this game so much when I played it and now I love how you play this game. Thank you for this! ❤️

[@ustayussuf]

People playing games in mobile wants everything to Free2Play but PC players doesn't because of this reasons

[@Polloloco1oo]

Yesss i've been waiting for this! Love the content merg you're my favorite youtuber!

[@justaturtle4182]

unless? YOU PAY

[@PokeMasrerJ]

I've watched a full playthrough of this, man this "game" gets crazy, but such a cool ending

[@deborahlawson2287]

Welcome to the 4th...? Chapter of the NON-game, kids.

[@madimpsoterredinamongus8427]

Hero gets tired: Merg: oh no the baby let me pet you

[@Mr.Blackhole]

5:46 Merg is the only youtuber that i watched that noticed that could go around it

[@Mr.Blackhole]

Ay i got a heart from cherry boi :D

[@Kitty_Tempest]

which au are you boi

[@Mr.Blackhole]

@@Kitty_Tempest DustDust Sans...well changed my name and pfp so not anymore

[@DeveloVooshGWeb]

There is no game like this that lasts a very long time

[@commonpersonontheinternet]

I was waiting for this ･ᴗ･

[@martinplaysbg7289]

Please continue this series! It's so much fun!

[@skylordwiki4643]

Watching merg play this non-game... It fills you with DETERMINATION

[@DerPizzaFreak]

oh man dude, that Game 😂 I mean non-Game °° I love it, always happy to see the next part! Also it's even more funny with your commentary and sometimes the way you're lost with the puzzle's :P Again an really nice Video! Btw. congrats to 700K, i think you hit the Million in a not too long time ;)

[@Doughnub]

Nope. There is no game. No more needs to be said. There's just no game.

[@marceloloortapia5221]

Haha! What a really fun video, Max! I am really enjoying this... non-series of yours! It is very fun and enjoyable to watch your journey, as well as your puzzle-solving skills and smarts! Your commentary is really, really nice and very funny as well. You made me laugh SO much with this video, heehee! Had a really good time watching it, as well as the other episodes! With that said, I would like to wish you a.... Happy Drei Könige day! [Many thanks to Aderena for being so kind as to tell me the holiday name! :P ] Have a lovely week, Max and thanks a bunch for this great series you're making! Great job as always! :D Take care, and Stay Determined!

[@Aderena]

I believe that holiday is celebrated in Austria too. Drei Könige.

[@marceloloortapia5221]

Oh, I see! Thank you very much for the info, and a Happy Drei Könige day to you too!

[@DOSTO_YYYY]

Hero : "Made in.. I can't read the rest.." Me : "It's made in China, it's definitely made in China."

[@LeozinCarro]

Merg: There is no game... Unless? Me: When there is a game.

[@SkyGuy0]

Your playing a game that isn't a game to later be in a game and yet there's still no game. Or is there?

[@holyassasin0544]

I thought jevil was confusing...

[@Kazuk.i]

@@holyassasin0544 no he was just crazy

[@lebollsong]

Hello fluffy boi.

[@ehteshamfarhan3704]

@@lebollsong i remember u in plants vs zombies

[@lebollsong]

@@ehteshamfarhan3704 ok

[@ultrakoo2888]

31:44 Merg : This must mean something Also Merg : Skips two completely that have numbers on it 32:36 Merg Also : ah thats what you are supposed to do. Game : done step one Merg : *WOT*

[@xandtheironminer602]

Hero: Exists Merg: *In order to proceed, please pay $9.99 three times.*

[@batproofblusoldier2973]

EA

[@Gust3883]

@@batproofblusoldier2973 Activision

[@yurilxes]

4:16 That's why hero doesn't have any furniture. He goes bankrupt as soon as he goes out of his house.

[@eliglitch6744]

"Legend F the secret"

[@bebodarweesh3576]

Even the hero got some sence of humer Oh wait.. I mean the baby hero XD

[@eyald.8252]

small character: exists merg: THE BABY

[@uchigatano]

26:49 PARAPPA THE RAPPER

[@Aderena]

A pay to win free to play game is not a true game. I see where they were going this.

[@nk__]

The super Cold ad is a Super Hot easter egg

[@presidenthaltmann7496]

Chapter 5 is definitely my favorite chapter. You’ll find out why

[@kennoken4162]

Lol XD

[@presidenthaltmann7496]

Don't worry, I won't spoil

[@alphablue2395]

In a way, the Crunchy Crunchy cereal being a stamina upgrade reminds me of the State Farm and Goldfish power-ups from Angry Birds Go

[@sanschungle]

Damn you guys

[@hiiistrex2838]

When THIS 'game' says "Thank You For Playing", you know it's tricking you

[@dumpling7201]

It's soo-dow-koo! ^^

[@harrisonkemp5508]

RaParraThePaper was a paper coloured parappa from parappa the rappa